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Hey, you guys ever read
the back of the menu here?

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It's the story of
the Burgundy Bistro.

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Yeah, started in 1959by Tom Burgundy.

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Wait, that's somebody's name?

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I thought it wasjust called that

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to remind uswe can't order wine.

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I thought it was the
color of the awning.

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Burgundys all look miserable.

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It's an old picture.

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They probably had
to stand real still

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in order for it to stick.

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It was 1959.

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We had TV, cars,women wore pants.

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Well, the Burgundys all looklike they just smelled

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something bad.

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In olden times,people didn't shower for months.

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It was 1959.

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We had astronauts.

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Toot, toot!
Make way for the love train.

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[chuckles]
Hey, everybody.

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Hi.Hi.
I'm gonna give you

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a very good rating on the app.

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Oh, God.

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[groans]

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And release.

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[exhales] Hey, Jill,can we bring anything tonight...

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[gasps][Jill shushes]

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Not everyone was invited.

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Relax. We all know
you guys are having

30
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a secret double date
tonight, and no one cares.

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I didn't know.

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I kind of care.

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Okay, well, see you later.

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Well, not all of you. Damn it.

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It's not that it was a secret,

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it's just that we'rein relationships

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and I wanted to be sensitive andnot rub it in your lonely faces.

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Thank you.

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I'm in more than a relationship.

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Adam and I are in love
on a whole new level.

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We're above love,
looking down on it thinking,

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"Remember when our love was new
and we thought we had it all?"

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Now it's so much deeper.

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It's higher and deeper.

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And I'm sorry,
I'm going on and on.

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Marjorie, how are the cats?

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Two of them have
eye infections.

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Actually, it's three now.

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I warned Simonto stay away from Garfunkel.

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Tammy, can you stopand get a new tube of ointment?

51
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No can do. Chef Rudy's rolling
out his new food truck tonight,

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and he needs me to
check to make sure

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it's up and running smoothly.

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How do you go from a Michelinstar restaurant to a food truck?

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Alcohol, drugs and a
lot of missing veal.

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[laughter]

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I got to say, though,
it's a pretty sweet truck.

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Used to be
Pita Piper's Kabob Wagon,

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but I gave her a full rebuild.

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So, how was it workingwith your old boyfriend?

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You two test outthe shock absorbers?

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Oh, no. Chef Rudy's
the kind of mistake

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you only make three times.

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I set some ground rules.

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He's not allowed
to look at me or touch me

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or think about me, but
that one's harder to enforce.

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[phone chimes]

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Aw, it's Adam. He
misses me already.

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"Higher and deeper."

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Your hate only makes
it more beautiful.

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♪

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Toot, toot!

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[chuckles]We thought we'd try this again

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around people
who appreciate love.

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Hey.

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Hey. What up?

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I'll tell you what
up: homemade flan.

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It's my first timewith this recipe, so be gentle.

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Oh, babe, it's
gonna be delicious.

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Just like you.Mmm.

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Why don't you just
put that over there

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next to Andy's big pile
of fat trimmings?

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Yeah, you yell at me
if I leave it on,

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you yell at me if I trim it off.

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I'm gonna get up.

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Uh-huh.
[clears throat]

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So, where can I be of use?

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Ah, you can help mefinish setting the table.

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Andy just dumped the sterling
in a pile like we're in prison.

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[stifled laugh]
Aren't we?

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What are you cooking?

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Oh, I'm gonna reverse-sear
a couple of tri-tips,

93
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and then this itty-bitty
piece of salmon is for Jill.

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Hmm. You'd think I'm the one
with high cholesterol.

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My cholesterol's fine.

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If you say so.

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Don't have to. My doctor did.

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Yeah, my cholesterol'sgetting a little high lately.

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See, my cholesterol's
never an issue

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'cause I never get it tested.

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The real problem
is these tests.

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[laughing]

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[laughs]:
Yeah, tests. Who needs 'em?

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[mouths]

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[whispers]:
Something terrible.

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It's so pretty here.

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Tammy, put this in your mouth.

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We made rules.

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The food. Uh, tell me if itresonates with the common man.

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I'm not sure. Any chance youcould sneak some bacon in there?

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Ugh. Never mind.

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I don't know whyI'm doubting myself.

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These people are in forthe delight of their tiny lives.

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Damn, $24 chicken from a truck?

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It's not chicken,
you hillbilly, it's capon.

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From a truck in a parking lot
in front of the roller derby.

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Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need
two buckets of chicken

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and some slaw.

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Who's he talking to?

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That would be you.

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Uh, there's no slaw.

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This isn't a picnic in Alabammy.

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Then screw off, fancy-pants.

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He gave me a double dokie.

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You just lost
your first customer.

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Well, I didn't like
his attitude.

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These are roller derby people.
It's not gonna get better.

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Oh, my God.

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There's a whole herd of them.

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Lot of tattoos.

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You're gonna die.

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Uh, Tammy.

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It occurs to me
that I might need a middleman.

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Uh, someone who speaks carny.

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Uh, would you stay and help me?

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No. Wait. No.

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I'll pay you a hundred dollars.

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And let you boss around Paul.

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Done.

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Paul, move my car.

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Chop, chop.

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Talk.

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You talk.

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So, uh, hey, did you
guys happen to catch

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the new Tom Hanks movie?

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Oh, yeah.
That guy really is every man.

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Andy can't stay awake
for a whole movie.

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[laughs]

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Well, if you didn't want me
to fall asleep,

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why would you leave
a weighted blanket

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on a recliner
in your home theater?

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Well, you don't fall asleep
watching football in there.

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Yeah, I don't, because
I can't guess the endings,

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unlike the movies you pick.

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"She owns a bookstore,
he's in real estate.

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Spoiler alert:
they fall in love."

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Well, at least they have
happy endings.

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If you don't love me,
just say so.

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I'm gonna go lose myself
in meat.

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[thuds]

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Tom Hanks? Really?

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If we turn on each
other, no one survives.

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You're right, I'm sorry.

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There should be an app

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that tells you
when your friends are fighting,

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so you can fake
a dead grandma and stay home.

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That's a great idea.

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I really love you.

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I really love you.

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[metallic thud]

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Okay, calm down.

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The steak can sense your anger.

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If we leave now, they might
not remember we were here.

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No, no, no.

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Jill's my friend
and she needs my help.

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God put me here
for a reason.

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It's a big house. Could
be hours till I find her.

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Yes, I know, sir.
It's coming right up, okay?

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Just be a few more minutes.
Thank you for your patience.

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I appreciate it, all right?

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I see you're wearing your beret
at a saucy angle.

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Are you trying
to send a message?

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Eyes on the chicken.

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Where's my food? We're
missing the dirt bike raffle.

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It's coming right up.

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I need five "coke vans"
and I need 'em now.

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Heard.
What's our ETA?

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I don't know.
I'm still on number one.

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What?

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Well, it's opening night.

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There might be
food critics out there.

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I'm sorry, he's
a perfectionist.

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Here, enjoy a complimentary
cup of cola from Paris.

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This is warm.

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That's how they drink
it in France. Oh, my God.

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Am I the only one
who summered in Provence?

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Order up.

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Finally.

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That'll be $24.

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[Jill crying]

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Jill?

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JILL:
Over here.

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One more time.Here.

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Here.

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There you are.
What's going on?

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Andy and I are gonna break up,
and it's all your fault.

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Hang on,
I don't want you to think

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I'm not taking you seriously.

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Okay, now go.

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After seeing you and Adam
at the Bistro so in love,

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I got to thinking I want
Andy and I to have that, too.

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I mean, sure,

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we're good, but I want
to go to that higher ground

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you were talking about.

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I want to get this show
on the road.

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There's nothing wrong with that.

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That's what I thought.

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So I came home,
marched right into the bathroom,

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told Andy I wanted
to deepen our relationship,

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and you know what he said?

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"Can I finish my shower first?"

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Can you believe that?

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So I flushed the toilet on him,
grabbed all the towels and left.

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[exhales]

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Why am I even
in this relationship?

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I mean, despite the efforts
of some pretty good doctors,

227
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I am not getting any younger.

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Here's the thing:

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the Bonnie-Adam journey
to perfection

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starts in a little town
I call Communication.

231
00:10:04,472 --> 00:10:07,128
Well, how can I communicate
if he won't talk?

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00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:09,086
Well, first you have to stop off
at a quaint little hamlet

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I call Patience.

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Adam was the same way.

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He'd only open up to me after
watching a movie about sports

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or when someone famous died.

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You know, someone they made
a sports movie about.

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After all these years
and all these relationships,

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you'd think I'd understand men
by now.

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Don't beat yourself up.

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How are you supposed
to understand the people

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who brought us war
and magic shows?

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I mean, they don't even
understand themselves.

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I think that's why
they overexplain everything.

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Oh, God.

246
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I asked Andy to turn up the heat

247
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and he told me how to build
a damn thermostat.

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I asked Adam
to turn down the heat

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and he explained
menopause to me.

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Sometimes with Bonnie,
I say, "Okay, let's talk,"

251
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and she's off to the races.

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I just nod my head
until she punches herself out.

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And that works?

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[scoffs]:
Yeah, it does.

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If I sit in the right place,

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00:11:00,789 --> 00:11:02,662
I can watch TV
over her shoulder.

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00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,187
Jill demands eye contact.

258
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,014
You should hear some
of the things she says.

259
00:11:08,057 --> 00:11:10,104
I guarantee you
I've heard worse.

260
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,279
Oh, really?

261
00:11:12,322 --> 00:11:14,412
You want to play
that game with me?

262
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:17,110
"We can't watch Shark Tank
anymore because you think

263
00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,461
all my inventions are stupid."

264
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,682
"I know it's 3:00 in the
morning and you're sound asleep,

265
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,639
but why do you hate my feet?"

266
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,336
[chuckles]

267
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:28,904
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That fight greeted the dawn.

268
00:11:28,948 --> 00:11:30,732
Okay, okay.

269
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,995
"There's a different brand
of women's razor

270
00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:34,258
"in the shower.

271
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,782
Who are you sleeping with?"

272
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,219
Oh, my God, my knees
just buckled.

273
00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:39,698
What'd you say?

274
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,875
I said I'm not sleeping
with anyone, but if I were,

275
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,746
she'd be smart enough
to shave her legs at her place.

276
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,662
To which Bonnie replied,
"Oh, so now you don't think

277
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,272
I'm smart enough?"

278
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:51,667
I mean,
that-that-that's terrifying.

279
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,408
I also realized that I've been
buying women's razors

280
00:11:54,451 --> 00:11:56,105
this whole time.

281
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,631
Order up.

282
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:03,634
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
It's not break time.

283
00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:04,811
I can't go on.

284
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:05,855
No, you're not allowed
to say that

285
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,116
until you've actually started.

286
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,118
How did this happen?

287
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,553
What have I done with my life?

288
00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:11,164
Ah, boy.

289
00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:12,774
I traveled the world

290
00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:14,864
with nothing but my knives
and a dream.

291
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,692
I trained under
the great chefs of Europe,

292
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:20,390
devoted years to my artistry,
and for what?

293
00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:24,264
To end up in a parking lot
serving ruffians in tank tops

294
00:12:24,307 --> 00:12:27,224
and pants that unzip
into shorts.

295
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:30,793
You know, those people passed
quite a few vending machines

296
00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:33,230
to get to you, all because
something inside them said

297
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,884
there's more to life
than Doritos.

298
00:12:34,927 --> 00:12:36,232
Mm. But is there?

299
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,148
Yes! Your amazing chicken thing.

300
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,455
Mm, I'm already in
a tiny metal coffin.

301
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,239
Just close the lid
on your way out.

302
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,937
Oh, cut the pity party.
You think this truck is small?

303
00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:47,244
Try seven years
in an eight-by-ten cell

304
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,768
with a chronic masturbator.

305
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,073
I did not survive that
to watch you give up.

306
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:54,424
Ugh. This is classic
French cuisine.

307
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:57,167
Giving up is what the French do.

308
00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:00,214
You know, the thing is,

309
00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:01,955
I've been in a hot patrol car
for ten hours.

310
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:05,523
I mean, an 84-year-old woman
spit on me today.

311
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,961
When I get home, I just want
to take a shower and relax.

312
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,136
I don't want to talk
about my feelings.

313
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:12,529
Especially when I'm
not wearing pants.

314
00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:14,183
I hear you.

315
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,707
You know, after my divorce
I told myself

316
00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:18,493
I'm not gonna fall in love,

317
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,364
I'm not gonna fall in love,
and what did I do?

318
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,625
You fell in love.

319
00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:23,628
I did the same thing,
my friend.

320
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,020
What's wrong with us?

321
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,893
We can't say no
to a challenge.

322
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,198
That's why we grill tri-tip.

323
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,595
Maybe we should think
about our relationships

324
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:34,596
the same way.

325
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:37,033
Continue.

326
00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:40,601
You know, season it with care.

327
00:13:40,644 --> 00:13:44,171
Cook low and slow, always
cut against the grain.

328
00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:47,609
Sometimes just let it rest.

329
00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:52,004
Yeah, I got everything except
cutting against the grain.

330
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:55,095
I don't know, maybe
I'm just hungry.

331
00:13:58,446 --> 00:13:59,707
You know what I think
you're afraid of?

332
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,230
My mother.

333
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,232
Success.

334
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,931
I mean, restaurants are so over.

335
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,498
Trucks are the future.
Food on the go.

336
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,893
And I see a fleet
of Coq au Van trucks

337
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,155
outside every
convention center...

338
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,331
and Masonic Temple.

339
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,985
You do?

340
00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:21,686
Yes! And it all starts
with that one plate of chicken.

341
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,253
We've just got to find
a faster way

342
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,732
to get it out the window.Yes.

343
00:14:24,775 --> 00:14:26,429
We could throw it at them.

344
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:29,302
This is street food.
You eat it standing up.

345
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,392
It needs to come with
a handle, like a stick

346
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:32,827
or a taco shell.

347
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,004
Hell, I'd settle for
a damn ice cream cone.

348
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,136
[gasps]:
Our pita bread.

349
00:14:37,179 --> 00:14:38,702
Paul, you're my hero.

350
00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:41,183
What are you planningon doing with that?Saving your ass.

351
00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:43,707
And I'm gonna squirt mayo
on it, so look away.

352
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,277
Fine, but let's call it aioli.

353
00:14:50,236 --> 00:14:52,673
This is the best tri-tip
I've ever had in my life.

354
00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:56,764
That, my friend, is the magic
of the reverse sear.

355
00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:58,722
You took a photo
of it, right?

356
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,029
Oh, yeah. I already got
three likes on Instagram.

357
00:15:01,073 --> 00:15:02,075
I should follow you.

358
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:06,078
It's RandyAndyBeefKing.

359
00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:08,690
Those bastards are
already eating.

360
00:15:08,732 --> 00:15:10,082
No, we're here for peace.

361
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,432
Incoming.

362
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,695
Hey.

363
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:16,480
Got your salmon here.

364
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,438
I left it on the grill a little
longer than I expected,

365
00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:21,442
but I promise it's still fish
under the black part.

366
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,356
Thank you.

367
00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:27,534
Now, Jill, why don't you tell
Andy what you've been feeling?

368
00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:29,624
Okay.

369
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,017
Dude, stop eating.

370
00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:33,975
Oh. Thank you.

371
00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:36,283
When I came into the bathroom
this afternoon,

372
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,633
I was just trying to be
emotionally honest with you,

373
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,287
and you got all cranky-pants.

374
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,985
Look, Jill, I'm a cop, okay?
At the end of the day...

375
00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:44,986
Low and slow.

376
00:15:46,857 --> 00:15:49,687
Um, yeah, yeah, no, I-I--

377
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:52,864
You're right, I could have been
much more receptive.

378
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,347
I love it when you
open up to me.

379
00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:05,702
Jill, tell Andy what
you need from him.

380
00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:08,836
I need you to be
honest with me.

381
00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:10,751
Good or bad.

382
00:16:12,274 --> 00:16:13,624
[whispers]:
Nice job.

383
00:16:15,495 --> 00:16:16,626
Andy?

384
00:16:18,106 --> 00:16:20,283
What do you think
about what Jill just said?

385
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,634
It's okay.

386
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,463
Well, got to admit
I'm a little ashamed

387
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,075
of the job I did on your fish.

388
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:34,384
Not gonna lie,
I was cooking angry.

389
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,951
I-I saw the fish as you,

390
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,562
and I let it char
on direct heat.

391
00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:39,868
I'm better than that.

392
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:44,611
But I, I hear you, and
I know what you want.

393
00:16:44,654 --> 00:16:46,395
You want a deeper
relationship,

394
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,963
and I'm all for that.

395
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,312
Really?

396
00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:52,227
Of course. I love you.

397
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:55,187
I love you, too.

398
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,625
And I know I got
to pick my spots.

399
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,845
There's times when you're
not ready to talk.

400
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,673
But I'm like a tiny
little terrier.

401
00:17:03,717 --> 00:17:05,675
I want what I want
when I want it.

402
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,287
And that's...

403
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:08,809
[grunts]

404
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,855
No, no.

405
00:17:10,898 --> 00:17:11,855
Okay.

406
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,163
Could I have a piece
of your steak?

407
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,209
[chuckles]:
Aw, of course, babe.

408
00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:17,601
You can have the whole thing.

409
00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:19,994
My cholesterol's a
little high anyway.

410
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,345
Look at that.

411
00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:23,999
A couple of minutes
with Dr. Bonnie,

412
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,045
and the lovebirds are
back on the same perch.

413
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,961
There is no doubt I should
take the shortest possible path

414
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,050
to being an actual
licensed therapist.

415
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,356
Well, actually, this guy
here sat me down...

416
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,663
Season with care.
Way to go, babe.

417
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:39,101
You really do know people.

418
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:42,060
And you wanted to
sneak out and go home.

419
00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:50,199
I never thought I'd say this,

420
00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:52,157
but somehow the pita
pulls it all together.

421
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,160
Told you.

422
00:17:54,202 --> 00:17:55,987
Thank you, Tammy.

423
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:58,163
I don't think I could have
survived my maiden voyage

424
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,469
without my favorite maiden.

425
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,863
Oh, that's okay. I mean,
I cleaned up on tips.

426
00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:03,691
Plus, I didn't have
to watch Marjorie

427
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:06,214
put ointment in
her cat's eye.

428
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,044
Do you really think that I could
have a fleet of these trucks?

429
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,089
Oh, yeah. But I
want a percentage.

430
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,090
Done.[chuckles]

431
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,656
Look at us.

432
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,702
Despite our past, we learned
that we could work together

433
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:19,358
and, uh, keep things
strictly professional.

434
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,751
You have a little
mayo on your lip.

435
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,145
It's aioli.

436
00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:28,498
[thumping]

437
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,423
[sighs]
I got to say,

438
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,730
I am really impressed
with myself.

439
00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:45,166
I mean, we walked into
the middle of a breakup,

440
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,125
and I turned it
into a breakthrough.

441
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,692
[chuckles]
Yeah.

442
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,565
I kid, but I really should
write a book on relationships.

443
00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:55,916
Do the speaker's circuit,
go on Sally Jessy Raphael.

444
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,223
Which, of course, would
turn into my own talk show.

445
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,574
Divorce lawyers
will hate me,

446
00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:03,271
but the world
will love me.

447
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,622
Hold my hand.

448
00:19:05,665 --> 00:19:08,711
This. This is what
I'm talking about!

449
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,758
[both chuckle]

450
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,282
Oh. It's Jill.

451
00:19:14,326 --> 00:19:16,154
Safety first.

452
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,461
"Andy just told me
he wants a..."

453
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,028
Oh.

454
00:19:21,071 --> 00:19:23,117
Wants a what?

455
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,859
A-Andy wants a break from her.

456
00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:28,689
What did you do?

457
00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:30,125
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