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Who else would like to share?

2
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How 'bout our newcomer?

3
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I'm good.You sure?

4
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Yeah.

5
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Last call.

6
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Okay. Yeah.

7
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Bonnie, alcoholic.OTHERS: Hi, Bonnie.

8
00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,238
I just got some
terrible news today.

9
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I almost don't want to share it,
'cause, God, it's just too much.

10
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But I've been taught that,
when we share,

11
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we cut our pain in half,
so here goes.

12
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I am getting royally boned
by Uncle Sam.

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Ever since I started
the business with Tammy,

14
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they're coming after me
for Social Security taxes,

15
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withholding taxes,
and then there's FICA.

16
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Who the hell is this FICA guy?

17
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I didn't go legit
for this kind of shakedown.

18
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I'm just putting it out there. I
might have to leave the country.

19
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I'm thinking Papua New Guinea.

20
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Thank you.

21
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Would you like
some burnt coffee?

22
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Stale cookies?
Anything?

23
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Still good.

24
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Still not buying it.

25
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WENDY:
Who would like to go next?

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I'll go.

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Jill, alcoholic.

28
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OTHERS:
Hi, Jill.

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I'm only four months
into this pregnancy,

30
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and I am peeing
like a broken sprinkler.

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The other day,
I was craving

32
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hot wings, but the place
didn't have a bathroom,

33
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so I had to swallow my pride
and tinkle behind a dumpster.

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I look up and I'm staring
at a security camera,

35
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but I was already committed,

36
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so I just waved.

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Mm.

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Damn it.
Here it goes again.

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Excuse me.

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Okay, who's next?

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Tammy, alcoholic.OTHERS: Hi, Tammy.

42
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Yeah, my life is
really good right now.

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Um, not only has my business
with Bonnie taken off,

44
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but I'm
dating a guy

45
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who's sweet and funny
and supportive.

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And the best part is
he doesn't have roommates,

47
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so we can make
all the noise we want.

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I only complained
when you scared my cats.Mm.

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Anyway,
I'm just really grateful.

50
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[chuckles] You know,
I mean, I think it's true,

51
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what we say here--

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don't leave before the miracle.

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[groans softly]

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Okay, I'll go.

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Hi. Marjorie, alcoholic.OTHERS: Hi, Marjorie.

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I just had
the most wonderful weekend

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babysitting my granddaughter.

58
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Ooh.

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I know every grandmother
feels this way,

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but I really think
she might be a genius.

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I did that really cute thing
where you go,

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"Whoops, I got your nose."

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And she knew immediately
it was not her nose.

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Hey.

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How ya doing?

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You only got
the one question, huh?

67
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Actually, I have two.

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Can I buy you
a cup of coffee?

69
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What is it with you people
and coffee?

70
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Well, it's the only drug
we have left, so we abuse it.

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What do you say?

72
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Fine.

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Let me just grab my keys.

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Okay.

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Hey! Hey!

76
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Oh, I just bought these shoes.

77
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Hey! Why are
you running?!

78
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Why are you chasing me?!

79
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I don't know! A little voice
is telling me to!

80
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You hear voices?

81
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I know it sounds bad,
but... yeah.

82
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I hear voices, too.

83
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What do yours say?

84
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If I don't drink before noon,

85
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I don't have a problem.

86
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I had that one, too.
It's easy fix.

87
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Just throw all your clocks out.

88
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So what do you think?

89
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Coffee?

90
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Fine. I give up.

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Ah, good.

92
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'Cause that's the first step.

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[chuckles]

94
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Are those shoes suede?

95
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Not anymore.

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♪

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Shannon, this is Marjorie,
Tammy, Jill, Wendy.

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OTHERS:
Hi.

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Say our names back.

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What?

101
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No, I'm screwing with you.

102
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I didn't know Wendy's name
for, like, eight months.

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You called me Wanda.Mm.

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I liked it.

105
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So, Shannon, was tonight
your first meeting?

106
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[chuckles]
Was it that obvious?

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OTHERS:
Yes.

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Why'd you leave?

109
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[sighs] I don't have
anything in common

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with you guys.

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I mean, you don't know
what real problems are.

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[laughing]

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What is so funny?

114
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I guarantee, whatever
problems you have,

115
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someone at this table has either
had 'em or made 'em much worse.

116
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That's...

117
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So you lost your kid
in a custody battle?

118
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Who needs a custody battle?
I actually lost my kid.

119
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Couldn't find her
for, like, two years.

120
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That's awful.

121
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No, it's fine.
I found her,

122
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we're both sober and
we love each other.

123
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So where is she?

124
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She moved. But my
point is my point.

125
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Yeah, well...
[sighs]

126
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you're probably not
gonna end up in jail,

127
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which I might.

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Tammy, you have
the floor.

129
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Seven years hard time
for armed robbery.

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I don't want

131
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to make this a competition,
but I also did time.

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You did easy time.Don't tell me what
kind of time I did.

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What else you got?

134
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My-my mother kicked me out

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when she caught me sleeping
with her drug dealer.

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Oh, mothers.[others groan]

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[chuckles]

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Mine abandoned me.

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Mm, mine killed herself.

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Mine was murdered
by my father.

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I had two moms, and I had
to pretend one of them

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was my sister.

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I have to sit out this round.

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My mother was an angel.

145
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A-Anyway...
[sighs]

146
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now I'm basically homeless.

147
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Oh, I'm back in.

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Lived in a box.

149
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Lived in a car.

150
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Lived in a tree.

151
00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,507
I never lived in less
than 12,000 square feet,

152
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but, at the end, I was just
drinking alone in my closet.

153
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Probably a mistake
to put a bar in there.

154
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So what was all that happy crap
in the meeting?

155
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We all got better.

156
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And so can you.

157
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Shannon, I really want to hear
the rest of your story,

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but my baby's stomping
on my bladder.

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Move it, Wanda.

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Give me your phone.

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Why?Just give it to me.

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[sighs]

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This is my number.

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Call me anytime,

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especially if you think
you're gonna drink or use.

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Okay.

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You got a place
to sleep tonight?

168
00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:11,240
Oh, I got a friend
who owes me.

169
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Is it your mother's
drug dealer?

170
00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,417
Maybe.

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Is there a plan B?

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I could go back to my mom's.
She's a happy drunk.

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It's the meth
that makes her mean.

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Mm. Sounds like
my kinda people.

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She's a bitch from hell.

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Yeah, my kind
of people.

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[commentator speaking on TV][keys jangle]

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[exhales]
Hey.

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I told you to take an umbrella.

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Yeah.
After the meeting,

181
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we took a newcomer
out for coffee.

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It was so great.

183
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She gonna make it?

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Who knows?!

185
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But there's nothing like
talking to a train wreck

186
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to remind you that
you have no real problems.

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Good for you.

188
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Listen, we need to talk.

189
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Oh, my God.
You're leaving me.

190
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Who is she?

191
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I will kill her.

192
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No, I won't kill her.
I'll be her friend.

193
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I'll be your friend.
We'll learn to coexist.

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Maybe even have a podcast
about how well we get along.

195
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Slow down.

196
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I'm not leaving you.Well...

197
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[scoffs]
then open with that.

198
00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:10,821
In fact, from now on,
instead of "Hi, honey,"

199
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start with
"I'm not leaving you."

200
00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:14,085
May I please speak?

201
00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,652
God, yes.
I'm spent.

202
00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:19,830
I have been less than honest
about something.

203
00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:21,005
I knew it.
We're broke.

204
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This is all a house of cards!

205
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Bonnie...

206
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Maybe I can get my money back
from FICA.

207
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Bonnie!

208
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What?!
Tell me already!

209
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I had a check-up
a couple of weeks ago,

210
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and... the doctor said

211
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I had something
on my chest X-ray.

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W-Wh...

213
00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,285
No, that can't be right.

214
00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:42,026
You haven't smoked
in, like, 20 years.

215
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Yeah, but I smoked
like you drank.

216
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Anyway, so I had to go
and get a PET scan.

217
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Wait, you...
Wh-Why didn't you tell me?

218
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I didn't want to freak you out.

219
00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:55,736
Oh, my God!
I'm too young to be a widow!

220
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I have an appointment
with the oncologist tomorrow

221
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to discuss my options.

222
00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:04,701
I was hoping you'd go with me.

223
00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:06,486
Please say no.

224
00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,532
Of course I'm going with you.

225
00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,186
You're my husband.

226
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Richer or poorer,

227
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sickness and health,

228
00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,495
till death do us...

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[crying]

230
00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,503
It's all gonna be okay.

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You'll see.

232
00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:29,334
Is it weird that I really
want a cigarette right now?

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[phone rings]

234
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[groans]

235
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It's the middle of the night.

236
00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,740
It's 10:00.

237
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So we agree.

238
00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,222
What's going on?

239
00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:48,658
Adam might have cancer.

240
00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,138
Oh, honey.

241
00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:51,792
Yeah.
There was a spot on his lung,

242
00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:54,229
and he didn't tell me about it,
the rat bastard.

243
00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,448
I'm sure he was just
trying to protect you.

244
00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:58,799
Well, I didn't call you
so you could defend him.

245
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Sorry.

246
00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,324
I'm going with him to the doctor
tomorrow morning.

247
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,804
[beeping]Uh, uh, hang on.

248
00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:04,935
Somebody's calling me.

249
00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,807
In the middle of the night?

250
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,199
Hello?

251
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:09,287
SHANNON:
Bonnie?

252
00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,593
Yeah.
Who's this?

253
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,073
[banging]Uh, it's-it's Shannon.

254
00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,857
Hey.
Everything okay?

255
00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,904
[exhales] You-you said to call
if I wanted to drink.

256
00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:20,951
JOLENE:
That money in the coffee can
was my emergency fund!

257
00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,301
It was money you stole from me!

258
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:26,609
Only 'cause it's an emergency!

259
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,176
Being out of drugs

260
00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:29,699
is not an emergency![grunts]

261
00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:31,614
Oh, that's just crazy talk.

262
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,964
Now open the freakin' door!

263
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,749
Uh, uh, uh, Shannon,
I'm on the other line.

264
00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,533
Can you hold one second?

265
00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,580
Okay, I'm back.

266
00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,495
Hang on.
Boz Scaggs threw up.

267
00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:46,760
Oh, for Pete's sake, Boz,
who gave you carrots?

268
00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,937
I'm sorry.

269
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,416
I'm here.
Go ahead.

270
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,418
I am trying to hold it together
for him,

271
00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:55,333
but I'm-I'm really scared.

272
00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:58,641
Well, it'd be crazy
if you weren't.

273
00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:01,513
All you have to do
is be there for him

274
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:04,604
and... and do
the next right action.

275
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,649
I guess that's
going to the doctor.

276
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,477
Then that's what you do.

277
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,827
[beeping][sighs] Now what?

278
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,047
Uh, yeah, hang on, Marjorie.

279
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,005
I'm kind of in the middle
of something, Jill.

280
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,877
Guess who's getting married.

281
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,141
We are!We are!

282
00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,708
That's great!

283
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,710
I'm so happy for you!

284
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:26,277
Listen, I'm on another call.
Can I call you right back?

285
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,671
I'll make it quick.
We've both been married before

286
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,020
and done the big to-do,
so, this time,

287
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,631
we're just gonna keep it simple.

288
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,154
Yeah, city hall, right next
to the police station.

289
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:35,330
So we already
got a parking spot.

290
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,071
I'll be there.

291
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,899
Great.
1:00 tomorrow.

292
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,640
T-Tomorrow?

293
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,076
Well, I've got
the perfect outfit picked out,

294
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,774
but it won't fit
if we wait much longer.

295
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:48,343
Bring Adam.
It can't just be me and women.

296
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:51,128
Ugh. Tomorrow's gonna be tough.
Can you hold?

297
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:54,088
Hmm. Well, I was expecting
a little more enthusiasm.

298
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:57,091
Yeah, no kidding.
Try Tammy.

299
00:10:57,134 --> 00:11:00,094
Uh, help me out here, Shannon.
What's going on with your mom?

300
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,618
She's out of her mind.
You got to talk to her.[loud knocking]

301
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,533
Well, I guess I can.
Is she high?

302
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:05,926
You tell me.

303
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,928
JOLENE: Shannon, you need
to open the door

304
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,278
before the FBI gets here!

305
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,193
[knocking]There's no FBI!

306
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,934
Don't you hear the helicopters?

307
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,806
[knocking]That's the ceiling fan!

308
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,680
[yelling]

309
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,073
Drop that can!

310
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,814
I'm gonna have to call you back.

311
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,777
I don't know who I'm talking to.
Who's there?

312
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,996
It's me, Marjorie.

313
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,521
Great news.
Jill's getting married!

314
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,480
Oh, that's wonderful!

315
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,482
Oh, Bonnie, guess what?

316
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,744
Jill's getting married.

317
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,050
How'd you know?

318
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,139
Good night, Marjorie.

319
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:05,333
Mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm.

320
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,378
What?

321
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,380
The water in the tank--
it's filthy.

322
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:12,122
You sure you trust this guy
with your lungs?

323
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,124
Please sit down.

324
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:17,040
[mutters]

325
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,960
Calling the aquarium police?

326
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:27,094
The newcomer I was
telling you about.

327
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,096
Uh, straight
to voicemail.

328
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:32,142
Shannon, it's Bonnie.
I hope you're okay.

329
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,144
Uh, I'm going
to the 8:00 meeting

330
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:37,974
at the Community Center tonight
if you want to meet me there.

331
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:41,412
Okay, well, talk soon.
Hmm.

332
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,414
Look at you.

333
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,766
You're taking care of me, you're
taking care of this Shannon,

334
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,768
you're even
taking care of the fish.

335
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:52,510
Well, the poor things look like
they're swimming in apple juice.

336
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:56,297
You're not the same woman
I met five years ago.

337
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,342
[door opens]

338
00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,953
The doctor will see you now.

339
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,434
You need to clean the tank.

340
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,523
Look at us on
the same team.

341
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:11,965
I got to tell you, I did
not care for your doctor.

342
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,706
I think he could sense that.Mm.

343
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,056
12 years of school
doesn't make you

344
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,797
the smartest
guy in the room.

345
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,843
I sure hope he was
the smartest guy in the room.

346
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,019
Well, despite his reluctance

347
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,065
to give my opinion
the same weight as his own,

348
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,718
I am optimistic.

349
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:30,635
Really?
I'm a little numb.

350
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,855
Understandable.

351
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,380
The good news is we caught it
early, it's very treatable,

352
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,948
and we have steps to take,
and we will take them.

353
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,733
You keep saying "we."

354
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,998
Yeah, 'cause we are
in this together.

355
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,872
You, me
and Dr. Arrogant von Smug.

356
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,397
It's real simple. We just
do the next right action.

357
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,313
You're amazingly calm
through all this.

358
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,011
I'm good in a crisis.

359
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,317
Always was, even when
I was the crisis.

360
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,406
[laughs]

361
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,757
Uh, I'm glad
you were there today.

362
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,847
Me too.

363
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,112
Hey, should we stop
and get Jill and Andy a gift?

364
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,114
Hell, no. You
can't tell someone

365
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,333
you're getting married tomorrow
and expect an insta-pot.

366
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,335
[car horn honks]

367
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,468
Are you kidding me? Ugh!

368
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,339
Bonnie...

369
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,820
The light just turned green,
and you're leaning on the horn?

370
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,822
Bonnie, come on.
Just go, just go.

371
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,824
[horn toots]Okay, that's it.

372
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,173
What are you doing?

373
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,348
What...?I keep a Louisville Slugger

374
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,349
in the trunk.

375
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,524
Bonnie, no! Please.

376
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:34,743
Let's just go
to the wedding.

377
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:37,789
[groans softly]

378
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,531
It's your lucky
day, Grandma!

379
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,061
[sighs]

380
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:51,325
So, next Tuesday's the biopsy,
and we will take it from there.

381
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,244
What a lovely courthouse.

382
00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,856
Not if you're wearing
an orange jumpsuit.

383
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,118
Are you nervous?

384
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,728
Are you kidding me?

385
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,643
You're way out of my
league, I knocked you up.

386
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,732
I'm taking a victory lap.

387
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,387
Oh, sorry, sorry. Oh.

388
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,476
Oh. Hey, it's okay.

389
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,217
Mmm.Mmm. We still got time.

390
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,871
I am so happy for you.

391
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,917
Thank you.Congratulations.

392
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,831
Oh, thanks, and-and sorry
for the late notice.

393
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,311
Oh, no, no,
the timing was perfect.

394
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,922
I needed a wedding today.

395
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,228
How'd it go?

396
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,882
Good. We'll talk later.

397
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,363
I couldn't find a place to park.

398
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,974
It's okay. They haven't
called our name yet.

399
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:35,282
On my way in,
I saw that newcomer.Shannon?

400
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,066
Yeah. She and another
woman were trying

401
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,242
to kick out the back
window of a cop car.

402
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,375
Oh, no.

403
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,116
May I speak with the bride
for a moment?

404
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,641
Hey, how you doing,
Your Honor?

405
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,077
Do we know each other?

406
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,079
Tammy Diffendorf.
I robbed a steakhouse.

407
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,603
You gave me four to six years.
I did seven.

408
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,518
Okay.Mm.

409
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:58,392
I'm sober now. I got a business,
got a truck, got a boyfriend.

410
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,872
It's fairly new,
but I feel good about it.

411
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,526
All right. Nice to see you.

412
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,919
Yeah, back atcha!

413
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,226
[sighs]
That was awesome!

414
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,924
Okay. Um, Andy, honey,

415
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,013
could you do us a
teeny-weenie little favor?

416
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:14,234
Uh...Dude, from this day forward,
the answer is "yes."

417
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,933
...to share...

418
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,327
Are you gonna take
Andy's last name?

419
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,806
I don't know.
[clears throat]

420
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,199
It's Pepper.

421
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:26,898
It is? You're marrying
Sergeant Pepper?

422
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,726
[laughing]

423
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,642
Oh, get this.
His brother is a doctor.

424
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,818
[laughter]

425
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,429
Oh, look.
The flower girls are here.

426
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,823
What are you doing?!

427
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,434
I didn't mean
bring 'em to the wedding.

428
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,305
They were released
into my custody.

429
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,220
What was I supposed to do--
take them out for ice cream?

430
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,440
You never took me
out for ice cream.

431
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:49,747
That's 'cause ice cream
is for good girls.

432
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,054
Oh, okay, hey, hey,
knock it off,

433
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,448
or I'll lock you back up
with the hookers.

434
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,539
Uh, Jill Kendall
and Andrew Pepper?

435
00:16:58,582 --> 00:16:59,975
Oh. Here!

436
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,412
Do not ruin my special day.

437
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,113
Thank you for
helping them.

438
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,332
Yeah. The old one bit me.

439
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,596
Are you ready?

440
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,816
Are you kidding?
Look at me.

441
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,776
We are gathered here
in the presence of witnesses

442
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,083
for the purpose
of uniting in matrimony

443
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,738
Jill Kendall
and Andrew Pepper.

444
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,132
The contract of marriage
is most solemn,

445
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,134
and it's not to be
undertaken lightly.

446
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,136
JOLENE:Your life? What
about my life?

447
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,963
You never...

448
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,704
JOLENE:
You never let me.

449
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,969
[clears throat]
Just keep going.

450
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,189
By entering
into this marriage,

451
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,844
you are pledging yourselves
to a lifetime in which...

452
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,585
Should we call the police?

453
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,630
I amthe police.Yeah, you are.

454
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:50,025
[indistinct shouting]...each will enrich
the life of the other.

455
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,288
Should we put
a stop to this?

456
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:55,639
Oh, look at her. She's pregnant,
she's happy. Leave it alone.

457
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,735
Anyway, that's where we're at.

458
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,694
And you've been sitting
on this all day?

459
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,696
Well, I didn't want
to ruin her wedding.

460
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,437
It's not something borrowed,
something blue,

461
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,178
something cancerous.

462
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,701
Don't worry.

463
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,573
Adam's in good hands.
He'll get through this.

464
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,053
So will you.

465
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,315
We'll be there every
step of the way.

466
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,925
Damn straight.

467
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,585
Mmm.What are we hugging about?

468
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:33,547
Your wedding and how happy
we are for you and nothing else.

469
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,332
I had a feeling.

470
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,291
Aren't you supposed
to be on your honeymoon?

471
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,988
Oh, already had it.

472
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,773
Microwaved some burritos,
had great pregnant sex,

473
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,471
he fell asleep,
and I needed a meeting,

474
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,690
'cause, holy crap,
I'm Mrs. Pepper.

475
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:50,912
Guys, I'm not done hugging.

476
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,876
Hi. I'm Bonnie.
I'm an alcoholic.

477
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,704
ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.

478
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,711
[laughing]:
This has been quite a day.

479
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,454
I think I've had every feeling
a person can have.

480
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:15,371
Some of them great,
some of them...

481
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,721
just awful.

482
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:21,638
And never once thought
about drinking or using.

483
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,032
But that's not the miracle.

484
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,208
The miracle is

485
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,384
I never thought about myself.

486
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:32,171
I was thinking about
the people I love

487
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,304
and how I can help them.

488
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,438
And also some fish.

489
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,354
Which is...

490
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,443
ironic, 'cause
I had sushi for lunch.

491
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,314
I didn't care.
It was...

492
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:52,321
When I walked in that door
eight years ago,

493
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,932
I was so filled with fear

494
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,326
and self-loathing, shame.

495
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:02,026
But now, I kind of like me.

496
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,030
I kind of love me.

497
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,207
[cries softly]

498
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,993
I love my husband,
I love my daughter,

499
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:15,083
my friends,

500
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,433
my grandkids.

501
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,567
I even love those two
crazy bitches in the back row.

502
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,265
[quietly]:
I think that's us.

503
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,485
[quietly]:It is.

504
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:29,402
I've always heard
people in meetings say

505
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:32,187
how they're grateful alcoholics,

506
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,276
and I never understood it.

507
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,322
It actually
kind of pissed me off.

508
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,498
But now I get it.

509
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:44,417
My name is Bonnie
and I'm a grateful alcoholic.

510
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:49,204
And if that pisses you off,
just keep coming back.

511
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,381
Thank you.

512
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,476
Would you guys
join us for coffee?

513
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,436
Just say yes.Yes.

514
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:07,178
Who else would like to share?