"This world.. This gathering.."
"I don't want to be a part.." - 'No..'
'He is singing the wrong song.' - "This world.."
'No one is heartbroken over here.'
'But a tradition has been broken. They are celebrating the occasion.'
'This is a family of constables.'
'Since the past four generations'
'the men in this family have been constables'
'and they retired as constables.'
'But today, this tradition has been broken'
'by this family's heir, Fateh Singh.'
Put it up quickly!
I am on it. - Listen! - Yes.
Come on, Fateh Singh is here.
'He became a constable.' - My son!
'But he will not retire as a constable'
'because he has become an inspector.'
'These are some people from the village'
'who thought Fateh Singh was good for nothing.'
'They are envious now.'
Something is surely fishy.
"I have been busy because I'm a policeman."
Greetings, guys!
Greetings.. - Sir, how's it going?
What did you say earlier? Since we're a family of constables
we're so used to saluting that
we'd salute when the vegetable vendor calls out on the streets.
Now, beware of me.
My family members used to salute
but you might end up getting humiliated.
Goodbye, sir. I'll see you later.
Be blessed.. - Do you remember what you used to say?
You said, I wouldn't clear the tenth grade.
I did pass the tenth grade exams.
Just try passing in front of my police station.
You said I couldn't write an essay on the police of Punjab.
Now, people are writing essays about me, sir!
No, dear. That's not true.
I always knew you'd grow up to become someone special.
You're just saying that because I am successful now.
Earlier, you thought I was good for nothing.
Don't you dare demean a child hereafter.
So, dear.. - Yes..
Shall I talk to my daughter Ricky
about getting married to you?
'Who'd marry him? He's crazy.'
You used to say that, right? How can I call you a liar?
Come on, have tea and get out of here. Okay?
Or else, I will oust you with my stick.
My lovely son! My dear!
You're looking so handsome in a uniform studded with stars!
You look great as an inspector!
Mom, you have given birth to an amazing boy.
This uniform is just complimenting me.
Oh, dear! - He's taken after me.
Shut up! What are you saying?
I will beat you up right here. - I will divorce you.
Oh, really?
If he had followed your footsteps, he'd have remained a constable
like you. He wouldn't have become an inspector.
Don't you dare! He's being so affectionate today.
Come, dear.
Everyone from our village wants to click pictures with you.
Mom, I want to dance and celebrate first. - Come on!
I will dance along with my son!
I do not understand the inspector.
I don't know where I kept it.
Sir, I couldn't find it.
Scoundrel! The entire police station
couldn't find my uniform. You should be ashamed.
Sir, you're undressed. Why should I be ashamed?
Moron, I have three stars on my uniform.
Don't you dare joke around with Inspector Joginder!
You can assume that your death is nearing.
Go look for my uniform!
I am here in my briefs.
What if someone comes here to report a complaint?
Good morning, sir!
Sir, your uniform!
Are you roaming around in my uniform?
A petty constable dares to wear an inspector's uniform!
Sir, why are you getting so angry?
You should have worn my uniform
because I wore yours. I don't mind.
You are in grave trouble.
You dared to argue with your senior!
I will have you fired. - How can you fire me?
I work for the government and not for you.
You are my senior officer, so I respect you
or else, I'd have taught you a lesson.
If you talk gibberish
I'll teach you a lesson. Just tell me
what did you imply? Why do you want to know?
Wash your uniform regularly. I wonder how long it has been
since you washed it. It's stinking
and you're glaring at me.
First, lose some weight. Your pant is so loose.
Shut up.. - Excuse me, Inspector.
Yes, ma'am. - Actually, my purse was stolen.
I am here to report a complaint.
Ma'am, talk to me. Tell me
what was the colour of your purse?
Actually, I want the inspector to report my complaint.
I don't want the peon to do it.
Ma'am, for your kind information, I am not a peon.
I am in charge of this police station.
I am Inspector Joginder Singh Brar.
You're wearing briefs!
Until now, you have only seen the hands of the law.
It's not a big deal if you see the legs as well.
It's an entirely different matter that my legs are skinny
but you can report the complaint to me.
I will report my complaint to the commissioner.
Commissioner.. - Yes.
When an inspector can wear briefs in a police station
why can't he be the commissioner?
If you want to report to the commissioner.. - Yes..
...come with me, I'll report your complaint.
You lost one purse, right? - Yes.
The Punjab police will find four purses for you.
Come with me. - Okay..
Ma'am, listen to me, please.
Sir, you got yourself humiliated! - Shut up!
Since that moron has come to my police station
he has ruined my life.
Today, he stole my uniform.
Soon, he might take away my position as well.
Why don't you talk to the DC? You're related to him.
What should I tell the DC?
Should I tell him that my uniform was stolen?
He will question my authority instead.
But what should we do now?
We have to wait for the right time.
He stole my uniform for a day.
If I don't get him fired, I will be damned.
Fateh Singh, I don't understand something.
Why did you steal the inspector's uniform?
I was helpless. Since the past four generations
men have been constables in my family.
I had to stop people from ridiculing us.
I was under a lot of pressure.
I lied to my family that I've become an inspector
and I got promoted.
I roamed around my village in an inspector's uniform.
Now, I am free for the next seven months.
I have nothing to worry.
Later, I'll think about what to do in the future.
My mom's calling.
Greetings, Mom!
Greetings, dear!
How is my dearest son?
How's it going at work? - Everything is going great, Mom.
Tell me, how are you? - I have good news.
You have gotten a proposal for marriage.
Really? - Yes!
The girl's family wants to meet you.
I told them you're an inspector now
so, you can't take an off.
So, we planned to come over to the police station next month
along with that girl and her family.
Why are you planning to come to the police station?
Hey! I want them to see my son's authority.
But I am still.. - Listen to me.
Your teacher from school wants to come along with us
to the police station.
Mom, why does he want to come here?
He wants to make some changes in his passport.
He wants to see my inspector son's power.
Okay, dear. Get back to your work.
You must be busy. I'll hang up now.
Bye. - But..
If I get caught, I'll get humiliated.
What should I do now?
What happened? - I am in trouble now.
The police should get others in trouble.
Stop worrying.
We shall find a solution to it.
When we spot the prey
we need to have some fun!
Come on!
"The son of the city, daddy's dearest."
"They call him crazy."
"Don't come back.." - Wow..
Police! Dad, it's the police!
Stop, dear.. - Stop..
Where are you going in this tattered bike?
This bike isn't tattered.
This is my bike. Why are you stopping us?
I want to cast away the evil eye from you.
Show me the documents of this bike.
We have all the documents. Here you go
Check them. - Check them. - Pass them to me.
Hurry up, sir. - Why? You seem to be in a hurry.
Do you want to eat dry fruits ahead?
They have become very expensive now.
These days, we make do with groundnuts
at weddings. - Dad!
Why are you beating around the bush?
Tell him I have to go to the airport
because I have to catch a flight to Canada.
All the documents are here.
I am going to Canada. My passport!
Why are you going to Canada?
First, you need to pay fine because three people were on the bike.
Why is that?
It's just the two of us.
Two of you, and your God was riding on this bike too.
What is written behind it? 'God is with us'.
That's three people, right? - But sir
God is with everyone.
No, He's not with me. My condition is miserable.
Pay Rs. 500. - Sir, let's fix a rate.
Please reduce it.
You are negotiating with the Punjab police?
You don't know what I'm capable of.
What is he referring to? - Why do you bother?
Come on, pay the fine. - Sir, don't be rude to me.
He is a constable. But he's demanding the fine
like an inspector.
Constable? Do you want to see what a constable can do?
You slapped me once?
Slap me twice if you wish. But let me go to Canada, please.
You'll go to the police station.
If you stay in the lock-up for a few days, instead of Rs. 500
your dad will pay Rs. 2,500.
Constable! - He slapped me twice, Dad.
Why is he doing it? - Come.
Where are you taking me? - Let's go.
Dad, stop them, please.
I need to go to Canada. - Can't you keep quiet, useless fellow!
Instead of going out, you are going in.
He slapped me thrice. - You are done for! Come.
Dad, I want to go to Canada. - Love you, dear.
Love you.
Sir, why did you call me today? Please order me.
You may find it very strange, but I wish to discuss
a personal problem with you.
Please go ahead, sir. - Joginder
you know that I have no family.
18 years ago, my wife went away with our 6-year-old daughter.
Why is that, sir? - Because we had a divorce.
Then you are lucky. I think my wife will be with me
until my death. - No, Joginder. Earlier, even I used
to think like that.
But I feel absolutely lonely now.
And how I wish that my family
my daughter was with me!
What's the problem in that? Call your daughter here.
No, Joginder. It's not so easy.
During our divorce, the court had ordered that I can't meet
my daughter without my wife's permission.
Then, sir, didn't you even try to meet her after that?
I had.
But my wife left for Canada with my daughter, Pooja.
It's been many years since I've seen my daughter.
I know nothing about her
except that she runs a parlour in Canada.
Joginder, how I wish
someone could go to Canada
and bring my daughter here!
Sir, do you think it's so easy? - No. Never!
If God wishes to help me, it can be done.
Then consider your job done. - How is that?
I know of a guy who can carry out this task in a snap.
Who is that?
He is Fateh Singh, the smartest constable of Punjab Police.
If that's the case, then make arrangements for his Canada trip.
Consider this job done, sir.
Canada?
Yes. - But how can I bring our DCP's daughter to Punjab?
Silly boy, only you can bring her.
After all, you are the smartest constable in our department.
Yes, sir. As such, I don't float on the cloud.
But as of now, I feel like floating.
Shall I float? - Go ahead.
I floated.
Sir, tell me.. - Yes. - How will I benefit from all this?
You'll be benefitting the most.
If you execute this task, then on your return, you can ask our DCP
anything you want. - Anything I want?
Of course. - So, if I bring his daughter here, can I get
promoted as an inspector? - You can.
Consider that done. - Am I? - Of course.
But, sir, make me an inspector's drink, not that of a constable.
Greedy fellow!
Enough, sir. Don't make me a DCP's drink.
By the way, you're hopeless. - So are you, sir.
No need to take me so lightly.
I am an inspector. You can't see from there.
I've three stars on my uniform.
You are trying to compete with me?
Assume that you've got your promotion.
Love you, sir. - Thank you.
Sir, tell me. - Yes. - I'll be going abroad. - Yes.
I'll be staying there and visiting places.
Who will bear all these expenses?
The government employees don't spend their own money.
The government will bear your expenses. - The government?
Of course. - How is that possible, sir?
We shall fabricate a case. We'll say that you are going
to Canada to nab a criminal.
Our government will spend, and you will enjoy.
No. But, sir, it doesn't look nice, right?
When you run away with my uniform, does it look nice?
Our ministers make such excuses to go abroad.
They don't attend any conference.
You are absolutely right, sir.
But, sir, from where will we get the criminal
for fabricating a case?
That's a point to be noted.
From where do we get.. - Sir!
Sir!
Respected sir, please let me go.
Please take pity on me.
If you take pity on me, God will take pity on you.
Sir, this is how we request.
You do this when you request.
I want to go to the great land of Canada
before my visa expires.
Let me go.
I need your help, please.
Please help..
Please help me. Please help me.
Dacoit Shampy? - Sir, this is an old case.
We have information that he carries out smuggling in Canada.
Fateh will go there to arrest him.
So, we'll get the visa fast.
Moreover, we don't have to worry about the expenses.
Whose idea is this? - Fateh's.
I am impressed.
Joginder. - Yes, sir. - You are right.
He is the smartest constable of our department.
But, sir, I want to become the smartest inspector
of our department. - Don't worry.
Do my job and I'll promote you.
Even if it means to take his uniform and give it to you.
Even otherwise, his uniform fits me perfectly.
It's stretchable. It fits everyone.
Be it the constable or the DCP. - What!
Sorry, sir. - Don't worry, sir.
Your daughter will be here in a month's time.
Very good. - Yes, sir. - Come, Fateh. - Yes, sir.
I'll give you some more details about Pooja. - Fine, sir.
And, Joginder.. - Yes, sir.
Fax this file to the Canada Police right now. - Fine, sir.
Let's go. - I am coming, sir.
Well, I hope I haven't gotten into some big mess.
Hi. - Good morning. - Good morning, Singh.
By the way, the chief wants to see you in his office.
Okay.
So, what do you think, Singh? - I am sorry, sir.
I am ready to handle this case, but partnering up
with a Punjab police officer.. I am sorry, sir.
But why? - Sir, trust me. I've heard many stories about them.
They are very unprofessional.
They are unreliable. - But the information sent to me
is that Fateh Singh is their best officer.
Sir, the information can be false.
And look at him. Dacoit Shampy!
He looks like an applicant seeking pardon
not a smuggler.
Listen, Singh, no matter what you think, you'll have to solve
this case by teaming up with that Punjab police officer.
You are the only Punjabi here.
Sir, even you are a Punjabi. - 50 percent.
I am the boss here.
End of conversation. - Right, sir.
'Attention, please!'
"Hey, girl with beautiful eyes.."
"I've been told your eyes.."
'Fateh Singh!'
If a minister is visiting, people wait to give him a grand welcome.
She's waiting to welcome me today!
I am loving it.
'Mr. Fateh Singh.'
This is amazing!
Give it to me, girl.
I'll frame it and hang it
on my wall. - What the hell are you doing?
Who are you? - Speak politely. Address me with respect.
I am Fateh Singh. Soon-to-be
an inspector of Punjab Police.
You are Fateh Singh? - Yes. And this is my deputy red label.
Red label? - Yes.
If someone gets hit with this, it creates such a red mark on
that spot that the person becomes the property of Punjab Police.
It's our technique. You won't understand it.
I'll tell you what, kid.
Here are Rs. 5. Go buy a chocolate. Now go to school.
Your teacher must be looking for you.
Give it to me. - Chocolate? Teacher?
What are you blabbering? It doesn't look nice.
Speak to me politely. Which school do you study in?
How many times have you failed the 12th grade? - What school?
I am an officer of the Vancouver Police Department, idiot!
You are a policewoman! - What?
Are you a lady police?
Why have you worn a uniform that's blue in colour
and not khaki?
This is the uniform of Canada Police.
Blue-coloured one?
One looks powerful in the khaki-coloured one.
Back there, people get scared and don't accept letters from
postmen wearing khaki uniform mistaking it to be a warrant.
People would mistake you for a schoolgirl
and give you chocolates.
The police don't scare people here. They help them.
Would thieves be scared of you when normal people aren't?
I think the Canadian government is naive.
If you are done, shall we go? - I don't want to talk anyway.
Tell me where my ride is.
It's in the parking. - Parking?
"The weather is awesome today.."
It's not there, follow me.
Why did you park it so far? You could have brought it here.
It isn't allowed here. - Why aren't the police allowed here?
A police jeep can be parked anywhere.
'Six dollars.'
'Thank you.'
Talk to your government and change the colour of your uniform.
'Ten dollars.' - We are government employees.
'Ten dollars.'
We are government employees!
Hold on. I will pay. - 'Ten dollars.'
Why are you still demanding money? - 'Thank you.'
It finally obliged! Let's go. - Oh, my God! - Bye.
This is your guest house.
Wow.. It looks wonderful!
If I wasn't so tired, I'd have asked you to come in.
Please don't be offended. Okay? - Yes. It's okay. I won't.
All right. - Be ready by 10 a.m. tomorrow.
We have to go to the station to meet the chief.
All right. Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
It's really not a problem. - No, I have to thank you
for you dropped me here. - Okay. My hand..
I am not going to take it! - Thank you. 10 a.m.
Bye. Be careful.
Are you getting excited because you saw a nice girl?
We are from the Punjab police. Concentrate on your work. Okay?
Don't get carried away.
Inspector, he missed his flight.
If his visa expires
Mr. Chawla would incur a huge loss.
He won't be able to endure this trauma.
Who is Mr. Chawla?
I am Mr. Chawla. - Oh, it's you.
The proprietor of Chawla fish centre.
Inspector, if you ever come to Hoshiyarpur
have the 'Fish Tikka' from my restaurant.
I guarantee you that you'd definitely leave
a tip of Rs. 11.
Your 'Tikka' can wait. How about I introduce you to a specialty
of our station? - What's that?
Thrashing. - Is it a new dish?
Do you want to try it?
No, leave it.
I am a vegetarian anyway.
I have a request for you. - Tell me.
Please release my son. - I will.
It'd take Rs. 20,000. - Rs. 20,000?
Yes. - My son is a tiny man.
That means you are charging Rs. 5,000 per limb.
Are you here to free your son or talk business?
Inspector, we should follow business principles.
Everything has a standard value.
What does he have in him anyway? He is just a body with skeleton.
All right, let's close it for Rs. 15,000.
Rs. 15,000 could get me a brand new AC of 1 ton.
My son weighs only 51 kilograms! You may check it.
Do you think this is a weigh station or what!
Sir, why are you getting angry?
Consider me your customer.
Do you think I am a salesman or what!
All right. Let's meet each other halfway.
Let's close the deal for Rs. 11,000.
Let's close it. I can't offer you anything more.
Are you bargaining with me?
The visa would expire soon.
Sir, please accept it..
All right. Don't go outside and tell anyone
for people would lowball me.
Can we fix the deal for Rs. 11,000?
Absolutely. - Bring his son.
Will you accept cash or do you need a cheque?
Just don't make any deductions.
Keep the money on the table or the two of you will suffer.
Hurry up.
Here you go, sir. - Can't you give it properly?
This is my first time.
I have only taken money and never given it!
Dear! - Dad!
Dad, he..
You spent so much money for me! I love you, Dad!
Keep quiet! You are ruining the atmosphere of the station.
Inspector, please give me my passport.
I will. Go and get me Rs. 50,000.
Rs. 50,000? - Yes.
But why?
It's a business principle. Everything has a standard value.
People spend lakhs of rupees for a visa to Canada.
I am only demanding Rs. 50,000. Get out of here.
You can't deceive me.
If I don't go to Canada, you won't be able
to go abroad as well.
I will curse you..
Do you want me to beat the living daylights out of you?
Get out of here! - Come, dear.
The currency smells of fish!
Excuse me. - What happened now?
Can you give us Rs. 50? - Why?
We need to refuel our car.
Do you want me to pay for it! - Let's go.. - Hurry up, Dad..
Such morons! Hello.
Hello, sir. Greetings. It's Fateh Singh.
Tell me, Fateh Singh. What's the status?
It's very good. Our plan worked.
The government is treating me well.
The guest house is awesome. Four rooms and a kitchen!
There is even a kitchen, sir.
A kitchen! There is a fridge!
There is liquor in it!
They might even send servants to take care of me.
Stop getting excited and tell me about the job.
I am yet to get started, sir.
They have asked a witch to tail me!
I have to escape from her
or else, she'll keep me occupied with Shampy. Oh, God!
Fateh Singh, girls are after you all the time!
Yes, sir. You are right.
Girls would always be after me.
Don't worry, sir. I will try to get rid of her.
The Punjab police are embarrassed because of you.
Sir, wait and watch. I'll get rid of her
and bring the DCP's daughter to Punjab.
How on earth are you going
to woo the DCP's daughter?
Sir! You have solved my problem. - How?
I was wondering how I'd convince the DCP's daughter.
I have to woo her instead of convincing her.
Sir, please hang up. Let me get to work.
I have to keep my mouth shut.
That moron devises plans from our conversations!
Fateh Singh, get ready soon.
If things don't go well, you might even have to use violence.
Okay?
What did you say? No.
Say it again.
You will put someone in trouble! Mark my words.
"I want to be the hanging of your turban."
"That's what I feel like, policeman."
"I want to be the hanging of your turban."
"That's what I feel like, policeman."
Good morning, ma'am. You seem annoyed.
Why are you late? You kept me waiting for half an hour.
Where were you? - Wow!
You are being frank.
You aren't addressing me with respect.
I have understood that you aren't worthy of respect.
You are ill-mannered.
You are arguing with a senior officer.
Do you think you are my senior officer! - Yes.
How? - You are just a constable!
You are just a constable as well.
I am a constable now, but I will soon become an inspector.
I will soon be promoted and I'll be your senior.
Come on, salute me. It doesn't look nice. Come on..
I am never going to salute you. - You can't even dare!
What's that?
Why does it matter to you?
Get in the car quietly. The chief is waiting for you.
I will inform your chief that you are ill-mannered.
Mind your words! This isn't your police station.
It's the Vancouver police department.
Your words don't matter here. Talk politely with the chief.
Hey! The Punjab police could bring anyone in line.
How are you, Fateh Singh?
He is speaking my language!
It's nothing like that. My father was from Punjab.
So, I am half-Punjabi.
It's more significant than you think, sir.
You are a Punjabi!
Yes, Mark?
Chief, he hasn't confessed yet.
You better make him confess before his lawyer gets here.
Okay, I will try.
Thank you. - What's the problem, chief?
It's the car thief we arrested.
He still hasn't confessed his crime.
His lawyer will be here soon
and he will free him easily.
So, it's important to make him confess.
Can I try, sir? - You?
Fateh Singh, do you want to interrogate him?
Yes. - No, Chief. We can't allow it.
It's against the law. - I agree it's against the law.
But he isn't innocent! He is a car thief after all.
Like I said, you aren't going to get anything without a lawyer.
Hello, Punjab Police is here. Get out.
He's all yours. - Come on, get going.
See, he's sitting on a chair, like it's his wedding.
Nowadays people become corrupt when they are offered a chair.
And here they are offering chairs to criminals.
Get up. - Who are you? - Fateh Singh.
Almost Inspector, Punjab Police.
Who's Fateh Singh? - Your father.
I have made the dumb speak.
I have heard you are not cooperating.
Come on, confess.
No! No..
Confess your crime!
No, please. - Confess that you are a thief.
Oh, my God! No..
Listen, I am begging you
please stop this person. I am confessing.
I am a thief. Please
save me from this Punjab Police.
What? - Tell me, Mr. Paul.
How was that? Hey, what did you do?
I am a thief. - Really?
I am a thief. - I think every white man
is a thief in Canada.
Tell me, who else's confession do you want?
Thank you, Fateh Singh. Well done.
Take this guy away.
Get up.
Get out. You are a burden on earth.
Fateh Singh, tell me something.
How did you do this? - It was very easy.
The hunter of Fateh. - What's that?
It's very famous in Punjab.
There I have solved many cases.
I didn't know the Punjab Police's procedures
are so effective.
What should I say? I never praise myself.
Do one thing.
Teach these tricks to all our officers.
No problem, I will teach them.
Punjab Police is always ready to serve.
All right, I'll let my officers know
that Fateh will give a lecture. - All right.
Now I must take your leave.
Singh, take special care of him.
He's a special guy.
Special guy! Goodbye, Mr. Paul.
So, will you take special care of me?
Shall we start solving the case?
We have wasted a lot of time. - No, not now.
It's lunch time for the Punjab Police.
Follow me.
You go and order. I will join you.
Okay. - Okay?
Hey, handsome. What's up?
No.. - Hello.
What's the matter? - Come quickly
or else I will get bored. - Piss off.
You too piss off.
Go. - Come, okay?
Okay, I will order now.
Hello! No, not you.
He's an officer from Punjab. He's so irritating.
Where were you? What took you so long?
It was an important phone call.
All right, order what you want. - What?
Have you ordered all this for yourself?
All this! They have only a few dishes.
If you eat all this, you will put on weight.
I want that to happen. But I'm unable to.
But why? Police should have a fit body.
Are you out of your mind? It's our mark of recognition.
The measurement for inspector is 36 inches
DSP is 38, SP is 40 and DIG is 42 inches.
That's why you can't run after thieves.
We don't have to. What's the use of the stick?
It's not for setting electric wires.
I throw it from a distance. And it does its work.
Love you. - Then you put
fake cases on them. - Whether it's one case or four
thieves are always thieves.
With these fake cases, their reputation improves.
People think he's a big thief. People are crazy.
Hey, ma'am, can I get you anything? We are about to close.
I am fine, thanks.
All right, here's your bill, sir.
Have you lost your mind?
How dare you ask for money from the Punjab Police!
What the hell are you doing?
He has gone mad. - No, you have.
No, he has gone mad. - My God!
Are you crazy? He was going to sue you.
I made him understand.
Why did you slap him? - What's wrong with you?
I allowed him to serve, and I need to pay him as well?
This is Canada. You need to pay here.
Canada is full of poor people. We have very rich people there.
There nobody asks for money after my meals.
God! Useless fellow.
Stay away. What are you doing?
We have orders to work together.
Are you a fool or are you flirting with me? - Flirting!
I can never do that with you.
There we are not allowed to do all these things.
What things?
It's the thing between a boy and a girl.
They do it in parks. Like this..
Get lost. - I was trying
to make you understand. - I understand everything.
If you want to work with me, then don't do all this.
You are worse than what I have heard about Punjab Police.
Idiot.
Hey, there are no limits for the Punjab Police.
Shit.
She will be here soon.
Sometimes she gets late because of customers.
No problem, ma'am.
My son is also the same. - Mom? - Ma'am
what's this?
Actually, she's my mother. She's been this way since years.
She always sleeps. That's why I have to check.
You know.. - Okay, I understood. - Hey, Mom. - Come.
Pooja, she's Ms. Neelam.
Hello. - Hello. - And he's her son, Sandy.
Hey.
Oh! You naughty boy.
Dear, he wants to know
whether that mole is natural or artificial.
It's natural. But why?
Oh! You naughty, naughty boy.
Dear, do you know the snake dance?
What?
Your mom called us here.
I have so many proposals for my son.
Get lost. - See how arrogant she is.
It's like she works in the police department.
Let's go, dear, we will talk to Sridevi.
Dear, what's wrong if they like Sridevi?
You should have told them that you know the snake dance.
Mom, I am telling you for the last time
I won't marry a guy from Punjab. - Why?
What's wrong with them? - Guys from Punjab are fools
and ill-mannered.
I have seen one outside and just now I saw another one.
Good night.
If you are stubborn, then don't forget I am your mom.
You will definitely marry a guy from Punjab.
Okay, don't worry. I'll be there in five minutes.
Where's the manager? - He's over there.
Thank you. - Hello, Manager.
Hello. - Yes, tell me.
We need to talk urgently.
Please come tomorrow. I have an emergency.
I need to go home. - Respected sir
customer is reverential. You can't ignore us.
Okay, hurry up, tell me.
Thank you. - Thank you.
Actually
we need a large amount of loan.
Very, very big. - Really?
Yes. - How big?
Rs. 50,000. - What? - Yes.
We have to bribe someone. - What rubbish!
We don't give loans for bribes.
Sir, what are you talking about?
If you can give loans for house and cars
then why can't you give it for bribes?
After all, bribe is also an important part of life.
You are wasting my time. Please leave.
Sir, we will not leave without the money.
My brother is in the ICU. It's an emergency.
And you are worried about the loan, that to 50,000.
Excuse me, Manager.
If we would have asked you for a loan of 50 lakhs
then would your brother have been all right?
What rubbish is this?
It's not rubbish. It's the truth.
Dead man is worth a penny
and you are refusing this deal for just a penny.
Shame on you. - Shut up.
He slapped me once.
He slapped me twice.
Manager, if you want, you can slap him once more
but please give us the loan.
He slapped me thrice. - That's weird
he agreed for the slap
but he didn't agree for the loan.
What's wrong? Why are you not ready yet?
Actually, it's my fault.
You told me to eat less. - What's the matter?
What's there to say?
I don't know what's wrong.
I have already been there eight to nine times.
But I can't find any evidence.
Punjab Police is in trouble.
What do you mean? - All the tolls are free.
Today I learned the value of stability.
What are you talking about? What happened? - My stomach
is in trouble. I have stomach ache.
Do you know how it feels? - No, I don't.
It becomes hard. Also it feels like waves.
Just touch it, you will know it. - No, wait.. I understood.
You take rest. I will investigate alone.
But my duty is calling me. - No, stay here
and take care of your stomach.
I can take the mug and bucket with me.
You just.. Just stay here.
Listen to me.. Lady police..
Please stop.
At least feel the waves.
The feel of the waves..
Well..
No, tell me the truth.
Someday you will kill someone.
The DCP's daughter will not survive today.
I am worried about him.
He may say I should marry his daughter.
Then I will compromise. After all, it's Punjab Police.
Let's go to Easy Cut Parlour, Payal Business Centre.
I won't go.
You are from India. Still you are refusing an Indian.
Don't you dare call me an Indian.
There's no bondage between India and Pakistan.
This is the Wagah Border.
No one can go from there to here.
And no one can go from here to there, got it? - Is it?
So you're a Pakistani?
That is why I was wondering
why you started firing rather than talking.
If you don't want to be a brother, then don't be.
Not that I have to get 'Rakhi' tied by you.
Please drop me to my destination.
Take your money. - I don't want your money.
Why are you getting mad?
I have never given money to an Indian
and you're saying no to dollars.
You won't get such opportunities. You're crazy.
You're our neighbour that's why I asked you.
After all an Indian will be there for a Pakistani in a foreign land.
You keep boasting.
People like you betray their own people.
'An Indian will help a Pakistani.' - No, don't insult me.
It doesn't look nice.
If I start insulting, you don't know it.
Punjab police can be nice
but when they're bad, they're really bad.
I have seen a lot of Pakistani police.
What is Punjab police? Tell me.
Listen.
You're telling me, first look at yourself.
You can't see your neighbour doing well.
You can't buy a car yourself
and steal cars at night. - No. - Shut up, listen to me.
You can't see someone doing well in life.
You install AC by looking at the neighbour.
First get the electricity work done.
How will you make the AC work? Shut up!
Who said a Sikh can't cross Wagah?
Look here, I crossed it.
Now tell me.
People like you.. - Shut up.
I don't have the time for your nonsense.
Take your useless cab. I have to go on duty.
We have a lot of other cabs for us.
Shut up, you have painted the cab like a food item.
Don't ever come in front of me.
Yes, we have you for 5 o'clock.
Great, see you then. - Greetings.
Yes. - Where is Pooja?
Pooja, who?
Y-You know, slim trim
fair, handsome Punjabi girl.
Owner.
The owner. - Owner.
Yes, the owner is Punjabi. Let me go call her.
I don't know English.
God, I did this much. The rest is up to you.
The girl should not be so high class
that she doesn't get impressed by me.
Take care of it. - Yes, tell me?
What do you want?
God, I said don't send a high class girl
but I wanted a girl. First listen to me properly.
Then take some action.
I have noticed you're very naughty.
You're always making fun of me.
Hello, what are you chanting?
Say something, what do you want?
Are you Pooja?
Why do you care about the name? What do you want?
I-I was..
I.. - Oh
you want to get manicure done? - Yes.
Come, come here. - Yes.
Show me your hands.
Will you give injection? - No.
I'll cut it. - What?
Show me.
No, I can't get this done. You sit, I'll stand.
What if He gets to know this? - Who?
The one who is above.
What will He say? The girl was standing
and you were sitting. It doesn't look nice.
You can sit.
Sit.
Wow. You have a lot of manners.
Punjabis automatically behave well in front of beautiful girls.
Who? - You, who else?
Beautiful? - Yes. - No.
Everyone calls me fat.
They're all jealous of you.
You're so healthy. Had I been so healthy
I would have been the DIG.
Don't lie. - I don't lie.
If you weren't in this parlour, this parlour would just be parlour
it wouldn't be 'beauty'.
You're an epitome of prettiness.
You Punjabi boys!
Wherever you see a beautiful girl
you all start stalking her.
What should we do, we're like that.
Liar. - Beauty.
It took so much time, but I did well with the fatso.
Let's go.
You?
- Wow.
Don't say anything, I'm telling you.
If you stay put, we both will have some respect.
Listen to me
I'll not let you go anywhere. - Are you okay?
Indian and Pakistani are brothers.
You're sloshed. What are you drinking?
English.
Oh, God. The English separated us
and the English alcohol is bringing us together.
Give it to me.
I can't show affection to you when I'm sober.
Drink as much as you want.
You're my younger brother.
But always remember.
Wherever you go, I'll drop you.
That too free.
Because a Pakistani will be there for an Indian in a foreign land.
If that's the case
go wherever you want to in the world.
Punjab police will not stop you. - Really?
After all, an Indian is there for a Pakistani in a foreign land.
Wherever I want? - Wherever you want.
Even if I want to cross Wagah border.
Give it a try. - Let me come.
Don't break the Wagah's wall.
Here, have it. - You first. - No. - You first.
Greetings.
Yes, how's your health today? - It is..
What happened? - One minute, I'll be back.
What the..
I was saying..
I feel b-better..
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I.. - Wait.
I'll come tomorrow. - No.
No, I'll come tomorrow. - My duty calls out to me.
You can't leave me and go. - I don't care.
Stop your nonsense, I'll come tomorrow. - Listen..
Stop.
Brother, good morning. - Brother?
What brother? I explained to you yesterday.
An Indian and a Pakistani cannot be friends.
But that happened in the day. What about the night?
Pakistani is there for an Indian. Ride free.
Don't joke with me. Get off the cab.
Why would I joke with you?
If you don't care about your word, at least care about the alcohol.
You made me your brother after drinking.
I can never make an enemy my brother
no matter how much I drink with him.
You have no capacity and you are talking about alcohol.
Now come to Wagah border.
Why would I cross Wagah?
Is that America? - Don't annoy me.
Shut up. - Get off my cab. - Idiot!
Get off. - Shut up.
Is he a woman? - Spoiled my mood.
Forgets in the day.
Hello.
Pooja. Where is everyone?
Pooja.
I got scared.
What have you come here for?
That is just an excuse. I have come to meet you.
Why me?
Since I have come here from Punjab
I feel very lonely.
Oh.
Why? - Because my family is in Punjab.
Since I've come, I'm only thinking when I will go back to them.
And now.. - Now, what?
Now I think it will be difficult. - Liar.
Why is that? - Because
now a few people here have become close.
And I think it will be very difficult to leave them.
Have you ever been to Punjab?
I have, once.
When I was seven years old
I was only 60 kilograms. - Then?
Then I gained weight
and the prices of the ticket shot up. Then
I didn't feel like going. Can I ask you something?
What is it in Punjab that is not in Canada?
Yes, there are a lot of things in Punjab
that is not in Canada. - Like?
Like art.
When it rains, the animals
throw dung, and it imprints on the wall.
Have you seen an art like that? - No.
And you can poop on the roads
but public display of affection is not allowed.
It is completely different here.
You can still stop yourself from kissing
but how do you stop yourself from pooping?
Is there any other difference?
Yes, a guy like Fateh Singh can only be found in Punjab.
Not in Canada.
What?
Are you leaving? - Yes. That too alone.
I want to see Punjab too.
Should I come with you? If you don't mind.
Why would I mind? Go and pack now.
How can I do it now?
You have to come to my house for lunch first.
Lunch, why?
I have to explain everything to you.
To take permission from my family.
And my family will not send their beautiful daughter
with some random guy.
What if you took advantage of me?
Advantage? - Yes. - Yours?
You can't lift me
but you can take advantage of me.
I don't think I need to swear on this.
But I swear, I'll never take advantage of you.
Liar. - Beauty.
Let's go, mister.
Hey, you. - Why are you after me?
I'll hit you. - Listen.
You can do whatever you want to, with me.
You are allowed to do it.
Because a Pakistani and an Indian are brothers.
Again brothers? I will not be your brother only for a while.
It looks like office timing rather than a relationship.
Listen.
You can take your anger out on me.
But why are you taking it out on alcohol?
Only on one condition. - Tell me.
I'll cross Wagah this time. - Most welcome.
Please come to the front seat.
Please come.. - Really? - Please come.
Here I come, sir.
Hold this bottle.
Hold on. The phone is ringing.
It's from the boss.
Hello, sir. Greetings!
To heck with you! Why didn't you report
since three days?
Forget about it. I have good news for you.
What's the good news? Is your goat giving birth?
Ms. Pooja has agreed to come to Punjab.
What! - Tell me about it.
I didn't have to brainwash her.
And Pooja agreed to come with me.
She has invited me for lunch tomorrow.
I'll convince her family. A couple of days later
Ms. Pooja and I..
Your advise worked, sir.
He is so lucky!
No one invited me to have snacks till now
and the DCP's daughter invited him for lunch!
"Please stop, dear.."
Fateh! - Please come in.
Where are you? - Come towards the left.
Don't feel shy.
I'm here. Please welcome.
Greetings! - What are you doing here?
What do I tell you?
A brave officer from Punjab Police
who never got tired of travelling
from the station to the hideout
is tired of walking from bathroom to bedroom
the whole night.
So, I was scared that an accident might take place.
So, I gave up and settled right here.
You slept here at night? - Yes.
It's nothing like that.
Give it a try when you have an upset stomach.
It helps a lot. - Oh, God! I'm leaving.
We'll work tomorrow. - Please stop..
My duty is calling out to me.
Please pick up the bucket and the mug.
You're disgusting! Disgusting!
Hold on, lady officer!
Ms. Pooja.. Disgusting..
Oh, dear! My love!
You'll put someone in danger someday.
Across Wagah.. My brother.. Ride free..
Get down from the car.
I don't understand
why you park your car over here all the time!
I begin my trips from this place.
This is my den. - Are you a dacoit!
Listen to me carefully. If I see you here again
I'll thrash you. - What do you mean?
You don't have to know about it.
Get away from here!
Don't force me to issue a notice to you.
Come on, issue a notice.
I have all the documents.
The steering is on the wrong side.
Who will pay the fine for it? Moron! - What! - Get lost!
That's strange!
Even the Pakistan Police wouldn't know
about this method of issuing a notice.
I got scared.
What's the matter? You're all decked up.
Is there something special?
I got decked up just like that.
You don't need this.
You're beautiful anyway. - You liar!
You are as beautiful as the moon.
This is my mom.
Mom, this is Fateh. - Greetings, ma'am!
Don't call me ma'am. Call me Ms. Jassi, okay?
Okay. Greetings, Ms. Jassi.
What would you like to drink? - I'll have buttermilk.
Dear, call your dad and tell him
that we have a guest at home. Ask him to bring your grandma
along with him. - Okay.
I'll bring some buttermilk.
Dad and grandma!
What's so surprising in this?
Everyone has one.
Does ma'am have any cousin husband?
What do you mean?
Where is the restroom? - It's over there.
I'll be back in a bit.
Hello. - Greetings, sir.
I'm Fateh Singh from Canada.
Tell me, Fateh Singh.
Tell me about the progress.
There's good news for you, sir.
I've convinced Ms. Pooja to come to Punjab.
Really? - Yes, sir. I'm at Pooja's house
to seek permission from her mom.
I mean, I'm here to seek permission from your wife.
But there's a problem here. - What problem?
I think, your wife has remarried. - What!
Tajinder has remarried! - No, sir.
Your wife's name is Jassi, and not Tajinder.
What nonsense!
How would I not know my wife's name?
Maybe it's her nickname. - Stupid!
I've stayed with her for 10 long years
and you think I wouldn't know her name!
And you got to know her name in a couple of minutes!
Sir, your general knowledge is poor
and you're venting your frustration on me.
I think that you're not aware that even your mom is here.
Shut up!
It's been 12 years since my mother expired.
Sir, Canada is like heaven too.
Perhaps, she came to Canada and settled here.
Shut up, idiot!
Shut up and use your brains.
Go and find out what the confusion is.
Yes, sir. - Nonsense!
What kind of a life is this?
Wow! No.. Great!
You will someday put someone in trouble!
Mark my words.
W-What are you doing here?
Forget about me. What are you doing here?
Actually..
I was the first one to ask, so, you tell me.
Liar! I've come to nab you.
You've been fooling me since three days
that you're suffering from loose motions.
And you're drinking buttermilk here!
I didn't drink buttermilk.
Ask them, I didn't even drink water.
Don't make excuses. Tell me the truth.
Why did you go to her salon?
You're too good.
Do you think your fair complexion is natural?
You often pay a visit to the salon.
I just went once, and you started questioning me!
Shut up! Beauty treatment and you!
Useless vehicles can't be serviced!
Stop your interrogation.
How can you come to someone's house without being invited?
Get away from here.
I don't need a reason to come to my friend's house.
Preet is my friend.
At least ask her name first. Her name is Pooja.
She is Preet, and I am Pooja.
Pooja, explain it to her. She has lost her mind.
She is right. She is Pooja, and I'm Preet.
Do you understand, Mr. Fateh? - What!
But how can she be Pooja?
Pooja works in a salon, right? - I used to.
I quit the salon once I joined the police force.
Why didn't you tell me before?
How could I tell you!
Pooja has told everyone
that she still works in the salon.
Her mom doesn't want her to work in the police force.
That's the reason. Do you understand?
That means, you're Pooja in real? - Yes.
I was trying to get friendly with this fatso for no reason?
How dare you call me fatso!
Mom!
Don't you dare come here again!
Get lost! Pooja, throw him out. - Sure.
I doubted you since day one, Fateh.
But now I'm confident that you've come here
to trap innocent girls like Preet and settle here
and not to solve the case.
Now, pack your bags.
Wait and watch how I deport you in a couple of days.
To heck with you!
Are You satisfied? You're happy, aren't You?
Don't talk to me.
What will the Punjab Police do now!
'The Punjab Police can't be defeated.'
Buy potatoes for Rs. 10 per kilogram..
Buy cauliflowers for Rs. 20..
Cauliflower..
Dad for sale. - A sweet dad..
Just for Rs. 50,000. - Buy one.
Dad for sale. - A sweet dad..
Dear, say it aloud.
The more the people gather, the more will be the publicity.
Dad, I'm finding it hard to speak.
My heart is beating faster.
I wish, I could sell myself instead of you.
I'm sorry to say that, dear.
You won't fetch a penny!
This is the contemporary age, dear.
This ruthless world sees the body, not the heart.
So, sell me and earn Rs. 50,000.
I'm confident that you'll go to Canada
earn a lot of money, and buy me back.
I love you, Dad. - I love you, too.
Dad.. A customer is coming.
Don't be emotional. We'll have to talk about the deal.
Unbutton your shirt.
Why?
Dad, the more the glamour, the more the customer will pay us.
Dad for sale.. - What?
Shampy's dad for sale. - Why?
I already have a dad.
You might have one.
But I'm sure you don't have one like my dad.
Is that so? - Just have a look at him.
He is well-dressed, handsome and glamorous.
He is well-built. Do you look like your dad? - Yes.
That's why you're so ugly.
If you were his son, you'd be handsome like me.
He gave me everything I wanted.
He handed over his business to me, he gave me a toned body
and a vehicle.
Oust your dad from your house.
He is of no use.
Take my dad home.
You and your mom will be happy.
How dare you! - He slapped me.
Take one more. - He slapped me again. - Shut up!
Dad!
I got slapped thrice. Why did you slap me?
Why did you have to talk about his mom?
I'm sorry!
Dad for sale. - A sweet dad..
Just for Rs. 50,000. - Buy one.
You mean to say that the DCP's daughter
isn't the one who runs the salon
but the lady police officer! - Yes, sir, you're right.
The one who I have troubled so much
that she wants to execute me.
First of all, I don't know what executing means.
What does executing mean?
Sir, that's not the point.
You tell me what to do now.
There is nothing you can do about it.
Pack your bags and come back.
Now she will calm down only when you are deported.
Sir, this is all the DCP's fault.
A DCP knows everything about the city
but this one doesn't know about his daughter.
Even that girl's mother doesn't know about what she does.
Then how the hell would her father know about her?
Sir, you have a very good brain.
What did I say now?
I didn't know this at all that the girl's mother
doesn't know what her daughter does.
How does it matter?
That will help us out. - How?
Sir, you wait and watch, even if the girl is not at fault
I will make sure that she gets into some problem.
Bye, love you.
I wonder what new idea he must have come up with.
I should keep my mouth shut in front of him.
Wow! Great!
Have some more.
No, ma'am. I can't eat anymore.
I think Pooja is here.
Ma'am, if you feed me, then I'll eat it.
Because the taste of a mother's hand is different.
Give it to me.
Here, have it.
You? What are you doing here?
Pooja, he came here looking for you.
And you never told me that such a handsome
Punjabi boy is your friend.
He is not my friend. - What?
As if she works in a parlour. - What?
Mom, I mean, he is not my friend
but my best friend.
Right? - Yes.
And this one not only works in a parlour
but works very nicely in a parlour.
Oh, all right.
Mom, can you give me something to eat as well?
I am very hungry.
Of course, I'll get it for you.
Thanks, Mom. - Are you hungry? I'll feed you.
If you tell the truth to mom, I'll sue you.
You don't deport me. I'll not tell the truth
to your mother.
I can't go against my rules.
And even I can't betray the woman
who fed me with so much love.
Ma'am? - I promise.
You dare not tell mom about anything.
If you're promising, then come what may
I won't tell the truth to anybody.
What will you not tell, Fateh?
The truth that she works in a police station.
What? - What?
What? - Is he telling the truth?
Mom, I can explain.
Oh, my God!
Didn't you feel ashamed while betraying your own mother?
I did everything to educate you.
Why? - Mom..
So that you could lie to me?
Mom, please don't say that.
Then what else do you want me to say?
If not a parlour, then you could've joined a bank.
A doctor, maybe. But why work in the police forces?
You're just like your father.
I have no rights on you.
Mom, if you want, I can resign tomorrow itself.
But please don't be upset.
No, ma'am. Ask her to resign right now.
What if your mentality changes tomorrow?
Why would my mentality change?
What if you realise tomorrow that your opinion is wrong?
Then you can feel that way.
My opinion.. Wrong?
No, it's not wrong. You might feel that it's wrong.
It would've been an issue if you had a son
and you would've stopped him from joining police forces.
She is a girl and it is our duty to stop a girl.
It's important for a girl to be cultured.
Isn't it, ma'am? - Yes.
We all think boys are better than girls.
Even though girls are progressing more.
If a boy waits for one hour on the street, nobody gives him a ride
but if a girl is waiting
everybody eagerly wants to drop her.
Girls have become thieves, murderers, but why should we care?
We like the girls who are scared of cockroaches.
And if somebody talks about marriage, they feel shy.
After all, it's our culture to stop women.
If that's the culture, then a girl has to understand.
Isn't it, ma'am? - Yes.
That is why wake up, ma'am.
No, wake up metaphorically.
Wake up and stop Pooja from what she wants to do.
Isn't that your duty? And that old lady's too.
Because stopping a girl is in our culture.
If that's what the culture is, then a girl has to understand.
Long live revolution!
Did I cross the line?
No, not at all. You are absolutely right.
If I couldn't change mom's opinion about her
then how am I going to change the society's opinion?
What are you saying, ma'am?
I am saying the right thing.
Pooja, do whatever job you want to do.
I am never going to stop you.
Really, Mom?
Mom. I love you.
Love you too. - I love you so much!
Well, you did wonders today! You solved my huge problem
in two minutes.
After all, the Punjab police is quite talented.
Seriously, thank you, Fateh.
There is no need to thank me.
I solved your problem, you solve mine.
Why should I help you?
Hello, excuse me? What do you mean by why?
Didn't we promise each other?
Yes, we did. But you told the truth to mom
and broke the promise. So, technically, even I can
break the promise. - Technically, you don't seem sly
but you are.
I am telling you, don't mess with me.
Because Punjab police are the worse
when it comes to being enemies. - Okay, relax!
I have no intentions of betraying you.
I just want to tell you that let's break the old promise
and make a new one. All right?
New promise? What's that?
First promise me.
Why should I make a promise?
You will betray me again.
Oh, are you scared?
If that's the matter, then you wait and watch
my courage. Now, you can even ask for my life.
Come on, let's make a promise.
Stop making those weird noises.
I am sure you must have done worse things.
Let's shake hands.
Move! Promise.
Yes, the promise has been made.
Now tell me, what's the problem?
My hand. - Yes, it is your hand
as if I am taking it away with me.
Well, there is a boy. - What?
Krish? - Not Krish, it's Chris, sir.
He is a white boy. She wants to marry him.
She is asking me to convince her mother for a white boy.
You tell me, have I come here to take her
or give her to somebody?
Sir, am I her uncle?
Yes, you might be.
Don't lecture me about relationships. Suggest a solution.
You think I am a guiding book to all your problems?
Whenever you're in a problem, you start calling me.
My brain has stopped working.
Sir, don't get angry. Try to understand the situation.
If her mother agrees, then Pooja won't come to Punjab.
If I don't convince her mother, then she'll get me deported.
What do I do?
You only care about your problems while I am dying here.
What happened, sir?
My mother-in-law has shifted permanently to my house.
The witch. - Oh, that's awful.
I always say that mothers-in-law look good
in pictures. - Mothers-in-law are nice
when they stay at their home.
She comes and tells me, 'Let me stay at your home.'
'I will stay in one corner.'
I don't care where you stay, but stay at your home.
Mister, it's here.
Don't be too happy if it is here.
You'll realise it when your mother-in-law moves to your house.
Sir, the scheme is here. I have an idea.
Hang up. Love you. Bye.
What new idea has he come up with now, after talking to me?
Can't a person share his problems with someone?
So, this is Fateh? - Yes, he is going to solve
our problem. - Hi.
Hey, how are you, 'Chotu'? - 'Chotu'? What does that mean?
That's his nickname. He is so friendly.
If you make fun of him, then beware of the consequences.
Hey, even the nature is making fun of him
what else do I have to say?
First of all, he is not a Punjabi
on top of that, he wants to marry you.
What's going on, Pooja?
Just a minute. If that's the case
then I'll call Paul and ask him to deport you.
What did you say? Repeat it.
I said that I'll call Paul right now and ask him
to deport you tomorrow.
Oh, such a small issue. You told me nicely
so I agreed quickly.
I never betray anyone. You don't worry.
Chris is like my brother.
Don't worry. - He likes you.
I like him too. - Great.
Like you. - You guys carry on
I'll be back in a while. - See you, Chris.
How dare you date a Punjabi girl when a Punjabi guy is right here?
Hey, what are you saying?
Nothing, white monkey!
Have you ever drank alcohol or are you still drinking milk?
What? - Do you drink?
Do you drink? - What?
Oh, okay. - Have you ever drank?
Yes, I have. - Have you ever screamed?
Come on, I'll teach you.
Hey, get us some.
Come. Did you like him?
I loved it. Had they given me
local liquor.. - I am talking about Chris.
Do you think mom will approve of him?
You mother will not approve of him at all.
Why? - Because he is not a Punjabi
like me. - Okay.
So, just because he is not a Punjabi
he is not a nice boy.
No, he is a nice guy. He is so smart.
He can speak English so well.
Oh, my God! I don't understand why every Punjabi
becomes obsessed with English after getting drunk.
English is what they speak.
It's our ritual to fight with enemies after getting drunk.
Very funny.
Did you like anything else about Chris?
Yes, absolutely. He is such a friendly guy
the amount of time he hugged white girls there
a Punjabi guy cannot hug his wife those many times.
Hold on. It's a culture here
to hug while greeting, okay? - Is it?
Just because the culture is of that sort, it's okay to do anything?
If a Punjabi boy touches you even a little bit
you make such faces as if you got electrocuted.
Punjabi boys have a bad reputation.
What bad things did Punjabi boys do to you?
You trouble girls. I mean, you talk disrespectfully.
You decide on the first day of college
which girl belongs to who.
As if she is not a human but a private property.
And yes, they don't believe in getting to know the girl.
After two years, they propose to them directly.
Even the girl slaps the guy at the end of the day.
They admire dogs more than boys. - Move.
If a boys falls in love with you, you want to execute them.
What do you mean?
That's not the point. You get rid of that guy
neither is he smart, nor does he have an attitude.
You should marry an animal instead.
You say whatever you want to, but I will get married to Chris.
And that too not in a temple, but in a church.
You tell me, will you help me in this?
Think again.
Every guy is not the same.
There are some like me too. True lover.
I find you very stupid.
Fine, be mean, you monkey!
I'm going to do you a favour.
Go and tell your Chris
that I am going to train him.
I will do him a favour. I don't mind doing it.
Training for what?
Your mom wants to have a Punjabi son-in-law.
I will have to train him to become like a Punjabi guy.
You have a point.
Isn't that a brilliant idea?
Come on, shake hands and thank me.
Thank you.
It's okay. - All right.
It's okay. - Okay. It's okay.
I said.. - Let it be.
My hand. - I said forget this matter.
Fateh, my hand.
Of course, it is your hand.
I am not taking it away from you.
God has blessed even me with two hands.
I work hard to earn my livelihood.
What nonsense! - I work for Punjab Police Department.
Stop boring me. - I work for Punjab Police.
You try.
No, it doesn't look nice.
This is only the beginning. - Oh!
Fail. If you don't like the food..
If you want to tell your mother-in-law.. - Yes.
...that the food is very good
make a big sound.
Like.. - Yes. ...an atom bomb.
Okay. - Atom bomb!
Like this.
Try.
Is it okay?
It was nuclear bomb. Nuclear bomb.
Yes, nuclear bomb!
Now, I'll show everyone that I am just like a Punjabi guy.
Save some for tomorrow.
Don't do everything today itself.
Okay. Okay, okay.
How do I tell Pooja's mom that she is really nice?
Very naughty.
You want to impress your mother-in-law, is it? Okay.
I will tell you what to say to your mother-in-law
what to say to Pooja's grandma, everything.
Thank you. Thank you.
No formalities, Mr. Chris.
Tell me something.
How do you say hello in Punjabi? How?
Greetings!
No, Chris, I will teach you. Come with me.
Why should I tell?
You had promised. So, you tell her.
Hey, I had only promised to help you
and not to get beatings from your mom. Okay?
Do something on your own.
Don't always expect others to do things for you.
Will you tell mom about Chris?
Otherwise, I will make a call to Paul.
What!
I mean, what?
Come again. What?
Will you tell her?
Or, should I make a call to Paul?
What!
See, a Punjabi never gives in to blackmail.
But they can give their life when asked for it lovingly.
Since you are requesting me, I agree.
Wait and watch how I am going to convince your mom.
She won't even realise and she will give her consent.
What are you trying to convince me for?
Pooja likes a foreigner.
What! - What!
What!
Pooja
is he telling the truth?
I can explain, Mom.
It's just.. - Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Why have I given birth to such a daughter
who is out to make my life miserable?
Mom.. - I know.. I know
you deliberately have chosen a foreigner
only to trouble me. - No. - I know it.
Oh, my God! - No.
Instead of going through all this
I'd rather die. - Mom, don't say such things.
If you are feeling so bad, I will go
and break up with Chris tomorrow.
Tell her to go right away and break up with him.
What if you change your mind tomorrow, ma'am?
Why would I change my mind?
You might change if you feel that you are wrong.
Isn't it, ma'am?
In what way am I wrong? - You are not wrong.
But you might feel so.
You would've been wrong if you had a son
and if you had forbidden him
from falling in love with a foreigner.
But she is a girl.
It is our culture to forbid girls.
Because girls and culture.. - I got it.
It is our birth right. Isn't it?
Yes, of course.
Fateh, where did you learn this speech?
During my third year in my ninth grade
I had participated in a debate.
I got the fourth place among the five contestants.
I think my speech has impressed you.
No. Not your speech
but Fateh, your words definitely impressed me
Okay.
My daughter should have the freedom
to choose her life partner.
Okay.
Even if it is a foreigner.
Really, Mom?
Oh, God! Thank you.
Thank you, Mom. - Not so soon.
Not so soon. Not so soon.
I want to first meet him, test him and then decide.
Okay? - Okay.
Okay. - When is that guy coming to meet me?
One, two, three, four.
Hurrah!
A beggar has come. Get some money.
Idiot, wait.
Let her marriage get fixed first.
Ma'am, he is Chris.
Okay. What!
Hi.
So, tell me, Chris. What do you do?
Mom, Chris runs.. - You don't interfere.
I want to talk to him.
Okay. Yes, Chris.
Well, I am actually a chef.
I own a restaurant.
Oh, that's good.
So, what do you know about our Punjabi culture?
I know lots about Punjabi culture.
I love Punjabi culture.
Especially the food.
And this food is very good.
Here, I'll show you.
See, the food is very good.
Okay, all right.
Good, good. - And you are good too.
Darling, will you romance with me?
What did you say, you scoundrel?
Chris, what are you saying?
No, Pooja.
I got this under control.
And you, Grandma, why don't you die
you wretched woman?
Yes?
Hurrah!
What is my fault in all this?
I had taught him something else.
He said the wrong things in front of your mom.
Now that the mistaken has been made
I am really sorry for it.. - Your mistake
has cost me dearly.
What's up, damsel!
Shut up, Chris.
Enough.
Did I say anything wrong?
Wrong!
Stupid, you have ruined everything.
On top of that, you said hurrah.
Okay, hurrah!
You'll get into trouble.
You always keep saying that. What is it actually?
Why do you want to know?
I suggest that we all should get together
and decide our next course of action.
You don't bother about it.
You just convince mom to meet Chris again.
It is easy for me.
Your work will be done.
This time, we all will be going to Chris' place.
That's all fine.
But I am worried about what I should teach him this time
so that he can impress your mom. - No, no.
Not you, I will train Chris this time.
You? - Yes.
Okay, you train him. Anyway, I am busy.
I have a lot of other work.
What do you say, Chris?
Fateh's tricks.
Gentlemen and beautiful ladies.
This was the information about Fateh's trick.
This information was about the next weapon
of the Punjab Police. I mean, this baton.
Kids, your baton is very small.
It is only as big as a toothbrush.
It is of no use.
The baton which we use is very long
and has many uses.
First one is..
Note it down.
She is laughing.
Oh!
First use.
When we attack the enemy, it is very helpful.
Mark, hit me with your baton.
Hit me with your baton.
See.
The baton is small. I slapped him and insulted him.
Punjab Police don't like to get insulted like this.
Mr. Mark, slap me now.
See, our baton is so long.
So, he couldn't insult me. Come on, clap.
It also can be used like this.
Mark, come here.
See, our Mark is heavy built.
He is a foodie.
His big tummy needs support.
So, our baton can help him in it.
Thank you. Thank you.
Come on, return to your seat.
Now, I am going to tell you one more use of it.
It is the most important one.
This baton can be used to enhance your style.
Look and see.
Because, guys, Punjabi cops are very stylish.
I mean, they act very stylish.
It's okay.
Class dismissed.
Come on, disperse.
Come on, leave.
Thank you, Fateh. Session was very good.
No need to thank me, Mr. Paul.
I want the cops all over the world
to use the weapons that the Punjab Police use.
I have told you about all the weapons we use.
Except one. - Which one is that, Fateh?
That's the most powerful weapon we have.
With its help, we accomplish
even the toughest of jobs.
Tell me about it.
No, no.
Mr. Paul, I can't explain to you about it.
But yes, I can use it and show it to you
if I get an opportunity.
He hasn't even chopped the greens properly.
Pooja, ask your mom about the food.
Mom. - Yes.
Chris wants to know if you liked the food.
It is good.
But tell him that I can only praise using words.
Ma'am, forget about whatever happened the other day.
See, Chris has taken so much trouble for your sake.
I wonder what greens he has used in these dishes.
Mom, Chris has even prepared a speech for you.
Chris, you may read it.
'Dearest Mother-in-law'
'please, forgive me for whatever I did the other day.'
'I know you want a Punjabi boy for Pooja.'
'But I promise that I will always keep Pooja so happy'
'that you yourself will say that I am better'
'than any Punjabi boy.'
That's it. Thank you.
Oh! Hurrah!
Very good, Chris.
Chris, you were commendable.
Ma'am, you should give your consent now.
I think he will take good care of not only Pooja
but even you.
You know what? I have one more idea.
You should shift to Pooja's house after their marriage.
You will get Pooja's love, and Chris will get a chance
to serve you.
What do you say? - No, Fateh.
A girl's parent never goes to stay with her.
Ma'am, I think I will have to again give a speech.
If a boy's parents can live with him after his marriage
why can't they live with their daughter?
What do you say, Pooja? - You are right.
Mom, I want you to stay with us.
That'll make my life perfect.
But, Pooja.. - Ma'am, you will have to stay with her.
No more arguments. Please agree.
Can someone please tell me what you are talking about?
Chris, I want my mom and grandma to stay with us
after our marriage.
I'm sure you are okay with that, right?
Why will he have a problem?
Only Punjabi grooms should have a problem.
He's better than other Punjabi grooms.
Pooja, can I please talk to you in the other room for a minute?
Yes.
Mom, I will be back in a minute.
Excuse me. - Excuse me.
Ma'am. - Yes.
I think both of them have gone inside
to decide which room is to be assigned to you.
And her.
How are we supposed to share our lives with someone else?
But we are not strangers, Chris.
It's my family.
I haven't lived with my family since I was 18.
How do you expect me to live with yours?
But I'm the only child. I can't leave them after marriage.
If I won't take care of them, then who will?
This is our culture.
I don't care about your stupid culture.
Or your stupid traditions.
It's not fair. I care about us.
I respect your culture
so you better respect my culture too.
I don't care how you feel.
Mom and grandma are staying with us after marriage
and that's final. - Who gives a shit?
I don't want to live with your mother
or your crazy old grandma
who's as good as dead anyway.
Oh, my, he got slapped.
How dare you insult my family!
If you don't respect my family
then you can't be my life partner either.
I didn't understand what you said
but all I have to say is, get lost, stupid Punjabi girl.
You..
Mom, let's go.
Ma'am, let's go.
Get lost.
I have to call sir.
Hello.
Sir, hello. Fateh Singh reporting.
Hello. - Joginder Singh, today's your test.
Dare you utter rubbish..
Hello.
Why aren't you talking? - No, Fateh Singh. Not today.
Today, I won't assist you with any solutions.
Sir, I didn't call to ask for solutions.
I called to inform
that Pooja has broken up with the foreigner
and I'm bringing her to Punjab.
What? - Yes, sir. This is all because of you.
Just listen to me one last time. - What?
Sir, keep the police station clean
and tell the tailor to stitch my uniform.
I will wear it as soon as I get out of the plane.
Sir, let me tell you something.
No matter how successful I become
I will never forget you.
Love you, sir.
Okay, sir. I will hang up.
I have to go and take the final call with Pooja.
How will you do that?
Sir, if I don't get anything else
I have my weapon of beauty.
Okay, bye..
Today I didn't say anything.
Looks like luck's on his side
but he doesn't know that I have red eyes
and have three stars on my shoulder.
Looks like your time is up.
Baliram. - Yes, sir.
Get Shampy's dad to the police station.
Yes, sir.
Ma'am, where is Pooja?
She didn't come to work either.
She's upset since that day.
I tried to make her understand, but..
Ma'am, I'm here. Everything will be all right.
Where is she?
Hey, you are sitting here.
I was searching for you in the police station.
Don't we have to go to catch Dacoit Shampy?
We can find him later.
The weather is great.
Let's eat fritters along with tea.
I'm not in the mood to listen to your rubbish.
Please, go from here.
What's this?
You are angry on Chris and are taking it out on me.
You were hurt once.
Look at me.
I have been rejected by so many girls
but I never took it seriously.
Don't compare me with you, okay?
Don't I feel hurt?
Your heart is normal and mine is a stone?
Do you know? I was really hurt once.
Once a thief rejected me. - Thief?
Yes, she used to come to the police station.
We had an affair.
We were about to marry.
I told her that she will have to quit
all these habits after marriage.
She told me that I was like the rest
who want a woman to stay as a housewife
and always be under their shadow.
She ran away but took my wallet as well.
Good. People like you deserve this.
Am I smelling?
Still I didn't take it seriously
and then I had an affair with another girl.
She also left me.
Why?
She was a trash collector.
She told me that there's always a lot of glass in my garbage.
Actually, I drink like this. That's why.
But still I didn't take it seriously.
Then I had an affair with another one.
Let me guess.
She rejected you as well, right?
No, Fateh Singh rejected her.
Why? Was she about to die?
She was the only child of McDonald's family.
Wait.. You rejected the daughter of the McDonald family?
Yes, because they weren't giving fries at the wedding.
So funny, Fateh.
What do you think?
I will laugh at your lame jokes
and hug you while saying thank you to you?
Okay, don't hug me.
Will you go from here, or should I call Paul?
Where did Paul.. - Get lost, Fateh.
Please, go.
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
What's this?
The weapon of beauty.
What? - The weapon of beauty!
Beauty?
Oh, my God!
I'm trying to cheer you up
and you are laughing at me.
What was this?
Fine, I won't pacify you now.
Fateh..
Fateh, listen to me. - What happened?
You were right.
All guys aren't the same.
Some are different like you.
Yes, absolutely insane.
No.
True lovers.
Thank you, officer.
It's okay, lady officer.
Lady officer.
Your hand.
Yes, i-it's mine.
Where will you take it?
"Let the eyes stare at each other."
"Let me breathe, or I will die."
"Let the eyes stare at each other."
"Let me breathe, or I will die."
"I just want you to be next to me."
"I forgot the world for you."
"Today, let my heart speak."
"Let the eyes stare at each other."
"Let me breathe, or I will die."
"I'm your shadow."
"I follow you wherever you go."
"I'm your shadow."
"I follow you wherever you go."
"Don't go far away from me."
"That's all I ask for."
"My feelings are attached to you."
"You are my day and night."
"Today, let my heart speak."
"Let the eyes stare at each other."
"Let me breathe, or I will die."
"Let the eyes stare at each other."
"Let me breathe, or I will die."
I caught you.
Where were you running?
Bless you.
You!
What are you doing here?
What?
What did you say?
You and the lady officer?
Hey, naughty boy.
You will be in trouble, trust me.
Why? She's the daughter of the DCP.
You should have seen your face before doing all this.
You're worthless.
No, now don't turn.
You deserve a slap.
I will slap you, turn your face.
Idiot. You should have thought it through
before using your weapon.
You two are no match.
You can't be compared with her.
What?
All this is not considered in love?
I will hit you if you lie.
You think you are a Romeo?
What I mean?
What will you do by knowing?
You were a liar and still are a liar.
You lied at home.
You registered a false case.
You lied to her and used your weapon of beauty.
When you lied so much
you should have depicted fake love as well.
No, who told you to really love her?
What?
You want to tell her the truth?
Everything?
You both decided among yourselves and didn't even care to ask me?
Tell her. Tell her tomorrow.
Tell the truth. You will again be in trouble.
Why did you call us, Inspector?
Take your passport, and leave.
My son's passport.
Visa is still not expired.
Inspector, we still couldn't arrange Rs. 50,000.
I don't need your bribery.
Book your ticket and shift to Canada.
Punjab Police is doing this instead of that?
Dear, I can't believe it.
Dad, I can't believe it either.
I don't have such good luck.
I think I'm dreaming.
Should I touch the inspector and see? - Yes..
Inspector, can I pinch you?
I got slapped. This isn't a dream!
Once more.
I got two slaps.
It's true..
Now I will go to Canada
and will send PP shoes to sir.
You mean Punjab Police?
No, sir. The ones which make noise while walking, like this.
Go! - That one!
Thank you, sir. Love you.
I got three slaps.
Before I change my mood, go from here.
Let's go.. - Fast.
Listen to me.
Here, take Rs. 1,100.
Blessings? - No.
Don't tell anyone what you did here.
Go from here. - Okay, sir..
Come fast. - Love you..
Sir, what's with the innocence?
Without taking bribe
we don't even spare our son-in-law
and you gave him the passport for free.
Idiot, this was my plan.
I didn't get three stars just for the sake of it.
Yes, sir. I know.
First we have to attach a pin, only then it can be inserted.
When you demand lakhs from God
first you have to donate a few rupees to Him.
Now let's see how Fateh Singh will come to Punjab with Pooja.
'Canada..'
Yes..
Dad, I finally reached Canada.
Dad, see. The sky, pigeons are flying.
Dad, I have got both
your good wishes and God's blessings.
So, first of all..
First, I will pay homage to the great Canada.
Canada, hello from
Shampy, Shampy's father
Shampy's car and Shampy's dream.
Freeze, don't move.
Freeze. - Police, freeze.
All this security for me?
Respected sir, I haven't even smuggled 'Papdi' back home.
Why will I smuggle drugs in Canada?
I swear on Shampy's car.
What do you mean?
My car.
Shampy's car..
Come to Punjab, we will give you free rides.
Shut up.
Respected ma'am.
Hit me six times, but all I can say is
that I'm not a smuggler..
Looks like you won't agree so easily.
We will have to use Fateh's trick on you.
Fateh from Punjab Police? - Yes..
That scoundrel didn't leave me here as well.
You know him? - What?
He's the curse of my life.
I'm sweet and innocent.
Fateh locked me up in prison
and stopped me from going to Canada.
I think he's behind this false case.
What are you saying?
I got slapped twice.
Why?
Liar, in order to hide your lie
you are blaming an honest officer!
No, respected ma'am.
I never lie.
It's a sin to lie.
If you don't believe me
then, call his senior Joginder Singh and ask him.
Everything will be clear.
So, Singh, what do you think?
I don't believe him, sir.
Why would Fateh lie?
Still there's no harm in calling.
Okay, sir. - Yes.
If you are wrong about Fateh
then I won't spare you.
Nonsense!
I got slapped thrice.
No worries.
First I used to get slapped in India
now in Canada.
There's been an upgrade.
Miss you, Dad.
Shampy is not a smuggler.
He is not that type of person.
He's a gem.
I did his police verification.
But he's saying that Fateh lodged a false case.
He's right.
Fateh is a liar.
Without an enquiry, he made a case.
The DCP was talking to me
about his family in Canada.
He said, he hopes someone can get his family here from Canada.
He heard that, made a false case and flew to Canada.
Thank you.
Mark, where is Pooja?
Holding room, end of the hall.
That last one? - Yes.
Okay, thank you. - Sure.
Pooja.
You are sitting here? I was looking for you.
I need to talk to you regarding something important.
So do I. - What?
First, promise me
that after this, you will do whatever I say.
How can I promise?
How will I know what you want?
Why are you afraid?
If that's the case, then you can ask for my life as well.
You will see my courage.
Promise?
Get out.
Pooja, I was about to tell you.. - Just shut up.
I don't believe you
because you are a liar.
If you still have any shame left
then don't turn back on your promise.
Just go from here.
Give me one chance.. - Just get out of my life, Fateh.
Fateh Singh.
I didn't expect this from you.
Here are your deportation orders.
By the end of this week
you will be sent back to India.
Who called this late?
Hello.
Hello, Mom.
Fateh
my sweetheart.
How are you?
I'm fine, you tell me. How are you, everything's fine?
How can a mom be fine without her son?
I was thinking about you the day before.
Now that you called, I'm very happy.
Mom, there was so much work. That's why I couldn't call.
Obviously, you will have work.
What do you think, a constable will have one?
No, Mom. Constables also have a lot of work.
What do they do?
They just keep sitting at one place.
Mom, what if I say that I work like a constable?
Son, whatever you do, just do it with utmost dedication
like being an inspector.
Mom, what if I'm lying?
Then nothing will be fine.
God doesn't support those who lie.
He just enjoys troubling them.
What happened, dear?
You are suddenly quiet
while I'm screaming and talking to you.
Is there something to be worried about?
I have told a lot of lies.
So what?
I lie every day.
This morning, your dad was telling me to make him tea.
I was feeling lazy, so I lied to him
that my head is aching.
Mom, I've told a big lie.
How big a lie is it?
Mom, I'm a constable, not an inspector.
What?
Mom, I knew that you will be hurt
but I felt like I should tell you the truth.
I'm hurt
but I'm happy that you told the truth.
My son really has become obedient.
Anyone can become an inspector
but only few become obedient.
Just keep telling the truth
and assume that God is with you.
Thank you, Mom.
One doesn't say thank you to his mom.
Okay, now hang up.
I need to tell your father the truth.
Okay, Mom. Bye. - Bless you.
Listen. - Yes.
Should I make tea?
Hey.
No. Pooja, wait. Please!
Please..
Just give me one chance to say what I want to.
Thank you..
Chris, no more notes. - No.
I.. - Just last one.
Just let me say this.
Pooja, please forgive me
for the mistake I made
and if it makes you happy
then your mom and grandma
can stay with us lifelong.
I was stupid and a scoundrel..
Scoundrel. - Yes, a scoundrel!
Ill-mannered, rascal..
Rascal. Swine..
Chris, who wrote this note?
It doesn't matter who wrote it.
What matters is that I want to start a new life with you.
Pooja.. - No.
Please, will you marry me?
Please, Pooja?
Please, say yes.
I will do anything you want. - Chris, I..
Please, say yes.
Please.
Yes.
Yes?
Thank you, Pooja..
But I have a condition.
W-What did you say?
I want the wedding to take place soon.
Really soon. - Really soon?
You want the wedding to be soon?
How soon?
This week.
"My heart has many complaints."
"It looks pleasant, but it isn't."
"My heart has many complaints."
"It looks pleasant, but it isn't."
"It's noticeable when the heart breaks."
"The eyes lost sleep, the stars are broken."
"I got the punishment of dreaming about you."
"The heart is shattered."
"They are hurt."
"What's my mistake?"
"The eyes lost sleep, the stars are broken."
"I got the punishment of dreaming about you."
"When you left my hand, I felt as if"
"you are gone from my life."
"God didn't want this."
"God didn't want us to be apart."
"When you left my hand, I felt as if"
"you are gone from my life."
"God didn't want this."
"God didn't want us to be apart."
"You wanted it."
"Your wishes are false."
"Your promises are a lie."
"Why do you cry and say the opposite?"
Pooja.
I wanted to talk to you.
What, Mom?
If you could think about it again.. - Mom.
Please, don't start it again.
I know that Fateh lied to you
but if you forget his lie
and met your dad once, then what's wrong in that?
Mom, you are saying this?
You, who hasn't talked to her husband for the past 18 years?
Nor did you let me.
Dear.
Sometimes words are small
but the greed gets bigger.
Listen.
Out of anger, don't take any decision like me.
Or you will have to regret all your life.
Dear.
There's no place for stubbornness in love.
I know what I'm doing.
At least, Chris isn't a liar.
"Eyes.."
"The eyes lost sleep, the stars are broken."
"I got the punishment of dreaming about you."
"The heart is shattered."
"They are hurt."
"What's my mistake?"
"The eyes lost sleep, the stars are broken."
"I got the punishment of dreaming about you."
You!
At least stop following me in the washroom.
You are acting as if I have stolen your wife.
Stop interfering in my life.
Sorry, Shampy. I'm really sorry.
What sorry? Do you have any manners?
Do you know? In order to send me to Canada
my dad, who never opens his beard
had to open three buttons of his shirt
and had to exhibit his body.
The result of all of it
is deportation.
I apologised. Now stop crying.
What sorry? Do you have any manners?
You destroyed my dreams.
Why did you do this with me?
Why did you break my heart?
Go from here.
He slapped me. - Idiot.
You should have washed your hands. - I said, I'm sorry.
Stop irritating me.
Only your dreams are shattered, here my love life ended.
Stupid.
You should have soaked your hands first.
Who told you to tell the truth to Pooja?
I would have made her understand gradually.
What do you think of yourself?
You slapped me thrice, no problem.
But don't take my dad's name wrong.
My dad is no ordinary man.
His name is Dun Ushan Singh
and he has told me to always tell the truth.
Sorry, Shampy. I'm taking out my anger on you for no reason.
If I had ever learnt to tell the truth
then I would be in place of Chris.
You really love ma'am?
Yes.
Then you should be slapped 1,000 times.
I mean, if your love is sweet and true like me
then you should have made her understand
and should have brought her along with you.
Listen to me.
One dollar equals to 55 rupees, it is very easy to earn
but one girl equals to true love, it is very difficult to earn.
You are sacrificing your true love here.
Shame on you..
You are right, Shampy.
How do you know so much about love?
Actually, my name is Love Ushan Singh.
Do you mean to say that I should go there
and stop the wedding? - Yes, mister.
You still have time
take care of these two policemen.
I am there to support you.
I think, it's time to use
the biggest weapon of Punjab police.
Weapon? - All hail the Lord's name!
True is the Great Timeless One.
Mister, is there a problem?
Mister, we need your help.
Hello, we need back-up right away.
Back-up right away.
Come on, let's run.
Let's get into the taxi.
Wait.
You? I have told you
so many times.. - Mister, don't get me started
on the issue of India and Pakistan.
It's a matter of my love life right now.
If I don't reach there on time, that white guy will marry her.
Mister, if you don't help us, then love will lose.
If love loses, then that means God will lose.
Because love is God and God is great.
If that's the matter, then neither are you an Indian
nor am I a Pakistani.
We are all brothers.
Get in. - Good.
Sit inside quickly.
Thank you, mister. - Go quickly and save your love.
Oh! The police is here also.
Mister, don't worry at all. You go that way and meet her.
I'll handle these people.
Sure? - Sure.
We should be at the beach. We're not even getting over time.
Excuse me, Policemen. - Shampy, the don!
Hold on. I am not scared of your stick.
Shampy has a bigger weapon than this.
Hail the Lord..
Nobody came to help me.
Looks like I am going to get beaten up.
Come on, chase me! God help me.
Pooja, Chris, please join your hands
and declare your consent in front of God.
Do you have the rings? - Oh, a ring?
So, it's her engagement today.
I was dying there thinking that she is getting married today.
I'll talk to her once the guests go away.
I'll get my hands on you! - Catch him!
You? What are you doing here?
I had come here to stop her wedding
but right now she is getting engaged.
It's not her engagement, idiot.
If she wears the ring, then they'll be married.
You are such a liar. You're lying to me.
I am not lying, I am telling the truth.
White people's wedding takes place like this.
Crazy! - What?
Stop.
Stop it. Wait for me
before putting the ring. - You?
Who are you to stop me?
Pooja, don't say that. I have come here
to apologise to you.
I know, I have lied to you
but I truly love you.
Oh, shut up! I don't care.
Get out of here!
Let me get married peacefully.
If I ask for an apology, you can't even forgive me?
He is lying to you, but you're getting married to him.
It doesn't look nice.
What nonsense are you talking?
What did he lie to me about?
He won't keep your family with him after the wedding.
To get a yes from you, he asked me to lie in that note.
I wrote that note.
If you think that I'll listen to what you say
and not marry Chris, then you're wrong.
Chris? - Hey, stop!
Pooja, I am telling you, Punjab police is the worst
when it comes to being enemies. - Is it?
What will you do?
Don't threaten me.
Chris!
What are you doing? - What are you doing, Fateh?
You don't speak in between. I will hit you.
What do you mean?
That's not the point. Just keep quiet, Chris.
Give me my wedding ring. - I won't give it.
Fateh! - Pooja!
Fateh! - What's happening, Father?
Hurrah!
Fateh, give me my ring.
No, I won't. Just forgive me once, Pooja.
No! Why should I forgive you?
I have changed.
You can't ever stop lying!
Pooja, trust me. I have changed.
Even if you ask me to tell you about my past
I'll tell you.
I have no interest in your life.
Give me my ring. - Please, Pooja, forgive me.
Please forgive me. - Give me my ring.
I won't give it back.
I am telling you, give me my ring.
Fateh! Give me my ring.
Give it. - Driver, move the car.
Quickly! - Stop the car!
Give me my ring.
Hear me out.. Listen to my truth, Pooja.
I don't want to.
If I tell you that until I was 24
I thought that babies are bought by parents
from a shop, and I thought they got me
from Lovely Sweets, you still won't believe me?
No. - If I tell you
that I wear one underwear twice by wearing it inside out?
You really think that I will laugh
at your jokes and hug you?
Hey, you just forgive me. I can hug you myself.
Just shut up!
If I tell you
that my nickname is Topra
you still won't forgive me? - No.
If I tell you the meaning of my complicated words
you'll forgive me? - No.
Think about it once again. - No.
Forgive me.
"It's my wish to.." - Come on, tell me the meaning.
Why should I? First you say
that you've forgiven me and you love me.
What? I don't love you.
So, you don't love me?
No. - What a hypocrite!
Other days you lecture people about being honest
but now you're lying to me.
This is not a lie. It's the truth.
I can never fall for a boy like you.
You're so dumb.
It seems as if you lack a brain.
What did you say?
Have you gone crazy? You're laughing for no reason.
On my own..
Okay, so you ran from your wedding
and came inside the airport lying.
You took special permission.
Without passport.
And looking like a clown, you're sitting with me for love.
You want to know what it means?
You're very funny.
Attack on Punjab police! But why?
You understood this very quickly
but you don't know how to convince an angry person.
First, you didn't come to apologise to me.
Instead you sent Chris with a note.
What if I would've really married Chris?
If I don't know how to apologise, then even you don't know
how to get angry.
You shouldn't insult the person who has been trying to convince you
that he reaches to the point of giving up.
What if I wouldn't have reached the church on time?
Then I would've married him, at least he is not a fool like you.
Go get married to Chris.
I am not sitting here to convince you
get lost.
What do you think? After listening to your lecture
I'll come with you to explore Punjab?
You wait and watch, the moment the flight lands
I'll book my return ticket.
Get lost from here.
Can you give me your number?
Hey, where did you get this dress stitched from?
I'll get one too.
What?
Stop it! - She laughed.
Hey, I feel sorry. - It's okay.
I feel a little romantic too. Can you understand?
Hanky-Panky. - It's okay.
Is it? Then why don't you say you love me?
Tell me what you mean first.
What? - Yes.
How did that come between us?
Either you tell me or I am going back.
So, you really want to know? - Yes.
Mister, please stop the car.
All right, then I'll tell you what it means today for sure.
Please. - Hold my hand.
Hey, actually, even I don't know what it means.
What? You..
I won't spare you.
I am going to kill you.
I missed you so much, dear. - I missed you too, Father-in-law.
I love you.
I won't spare you. - Leave him
I'll kill you. - Dad, stop.
Dad! Dad, please calm down.
'The DCP finally got convinced after a little drama.'
'Why wouldn't he be convinced? After all his wife resolved'
'the fight only on this condition'
'that the wedding card will be printed'
'with Pooja's and Fateh's names on it.' - Hands up.
'So, Punjab police got married to Canada police happily.'
"He must be crying.."
'And like always, this time too the wrong song was sung.'
"My heart is broken.."
"Somebody must be crying.."
"A person like you.."
'And this song must be dedicated to him.'
What a liar!
'Their ship has sailed.'
'But what happened to Shampy, the don?'
How much more time is it going to take?
I am tired.
I will die.
'Shampy's favourite dad..'
Buy Shampy's father and car.
'He's collecting money to get his son back to India.'
'And here, our Pakistani brother is giving free rides.'
'Joginder Singh has lost weight.'
'And Fateh Singh has started to gain weight.'
'And even Canada police is following Fateh Singh's rules.'
'We totally forgot about grandmother.'
What? Where did they go?
'So friends, this is the story of Jatt and Juliet.'
'Oh, wait a minute. I forgot to tell you this.'
Who is this?
Hey! Stop!
What happened, Inspector?
You'll have to pay a fine of 1500 rupees
for not wearing a helmet while riding a bike.
Fine? I think, you didn't recognise me.
Whoever you are, pay the fine.
Do you want me to thrash you?
Don't hit me, Inspector.
My face beauty will be ruined.
So this is what it means?
Yes, what else would it be?
If you want to hit me, then hit me here.
Where? - Nonsense!
That's not the point.