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This programme contains
some strong language

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and some scenes which
some viewers may find upsetting

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HE SNIFFS

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Oh, it's back again,
that musty smell.

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Can you not smell it? Not really.

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It's because she doesn't
ventilate it when we're not here.

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Honestly, I can't smell anything.

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There's something
wrong with you, then.

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It's like a Brie farted.
PHONE BEEPS

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Oh, and she's left
the fridge door closed!

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Friggin' hell!
HE SIGHS

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I said, "Unplug the fridge and
leave the door open, please."

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I'm gonna send her
one of my snotty emails.

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Oh, don't do that.
You'll hurt her feelings.

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I don't care.
She's absolutely useless.

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She's 82. So what? It annoys me.

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It's the absolute bare minimum,
because she knows

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we're in the middle of nowhere
and we don't have a choice!

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Oh, my God, there's
ants all over the surfaces!

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I'm gonna have to get
the Dustbuster out.

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I can't bear it! Chas, please.

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We've had a long drive. It's fine.

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You unpack, I'll clean.

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What's the problem?

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DUSTBUSTER WHIRS

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HE GROANS
Fuckin' hell.

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INSECTS BUZZING

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CHAS: And I told her
to plant some lavender

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round the back to
keep the mozzies away.

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I bet she hasn't done that either!

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You know where this is from?
It was behind the fridge.

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Don't know. Just put
it in with Mouse Trap.

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You wanna put everything
in with Mouse Trap.

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No, I don't. You do.

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It's like a whole compendium
in there now.

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Don't know how you
catch the poor thing

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with a bathtub, two Rummikubs
and a Captain Peacock.

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Er, it's Mrs Peacock.
Captain Peacock is...

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Are You Being Served?
Yeah, all right, Nellie.

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You know what I mean.

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And I bet she hasn't
dusted these blinds.

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Chas...

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INSECTS BUZZING

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You've got to be really careful

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and get the cloth
between each slat.

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See? Look, it's mucky black.

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It's fine.

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Come here. Hey?

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Look.

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See?

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Hmm?

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Now breathe.

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HE BREATHES DEEPLY

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I love you, Joe Madison.

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I'd better get
peeling those spuds.

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I thought we'd do
the moussaka tonight.

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Yeah, listen, hang on.

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Before you go...

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Now, don't be mad but, um...

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..I've got something for you.

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What? How come?

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Well, I know we don't
really do anniversaries

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but it's been nine years...

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No? That's not now, is it?

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Well, it depends
where you take it from.

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You know, first date,
first kiss,

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first...coupling.

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HE SIGHS
Coupling?

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We sound like fuckin'
Jane Austen characters.

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But I am taking it from
when I first approached you

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in that awful bar...

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Awful bar...
What was it called? The Pink Sock?

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The Purple Sock.

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The Purple Sock. Jesus.

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Anyway, I told you then

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that we'd be together for
at least nine years, and...

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..in spite of a few...

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..bumps and lumps...

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..we made it.

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So...

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Here.

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HE SIGHS

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Oh...

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Isn't this what they give
old biddies with arthritis?

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Don't be mean!

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Copper is the traditional gift.
I googled it.

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Apparently, its beauty
and malleability...

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What-eability? Malleability.

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..symbolise the way a couple

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can bend to
accommodate each other

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after nine years together.

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Oh. It sounds
absolutely filthy. I love it.

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Thank you.

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PILL BOTTLE RATTLES

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You know, if you stop working,

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we could have more
than weekends together.

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I'm only thinking of you.

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I like working.

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It keeps me busy.

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Takes my mind off things.

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I know, but...

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...do you not wanna
make the most of each day?

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HE SIGHS

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I love our life the way it is.

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I love coming home
and sharing all our news.

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Please don't make me change.

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As if I could.

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I just...

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...wish we could've done more.

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Now, I do need to get going
with that moussaka.

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Hey...

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Here's to the next nine years.

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Yeah.

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HE SIGHS

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PHONE RINGS

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Joe! Phone!

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HE SIGHS

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INSECTS BUZZING

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GENTLE JAZZ MUSIC

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What did Mollie say? What about?

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About the ants. Huh!

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MIMICS SCOTTISH ACCENT: Och!

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I'm awful sorry, Mr Gregory.

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I hope it hasnae
spoilt your weekend.

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I just love cheese, and I like
to sprinkle a wee bit of cheese

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out the back to
keep the ants at bay.

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She actually did that once.

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NORMAL VOICE: I know she did.
No wonder it stinks.

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I wouldn't mind, but a big fuckin'
family of rats came out to eat it.

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I like her. At least
she makes us laugh.

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Nothing's that funny.

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Next year I'm gonna get
some sturdy Polish lady in.

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They're half the price
and twice as thorough.

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What about Mollie?

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Oh, she'll be dead by then,
surely.

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Sorry.

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It's fine.

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I didn't think.

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You're allowed to say it.

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You haven't eaten much.

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Yeah, I'm not that hungry.

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Well, you'll be having it
for your lunch tomorrow

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and every day after
that until it's all gone!

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You got room for some pud?

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What is it?

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Milk, milk, lemonade,
round the corner chocolate's made!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Sounds delicious.
Made by me own fair hand.

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TAP RUNS

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It's chocolate cake anyway.

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What is?

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Milk, milk, lemonade,
round the corner, chocolate cake.

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What you going on about?

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Nothing. You always say it wrong,
that's all.

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What do you mean wrong?
It's, "Milk, milk, lemonade,

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"round the corner chocolate's made."
No. Milk, milk, lemonade,

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round the corner, chocolate cake.

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Oh, my God,
you're trying to gaslight me.

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Do you want a herbal tea? Sure.

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Oh...

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I think, er,
we've only got camomile.

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Yeah, that's fine.

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Oh, that water pump's leaking again.

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You can see it all stained
down the back.

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We'll have to dig that card out
from that guy we used last time.

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Mm.

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You see, in my version,
they're all different foodstuffs.

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What are? The milk comes from there,

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the lemonade from there,
the chocolate cake from there.

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There's a...a logic to it,

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like you're creating a banquet
with your body.

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Oh, Joe, leave it,
for fuck's sake.

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Excuse me, you're the one
who learned the wrong rhyme.

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Well, your version doesn't rhyme.

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You can't rhyme lemonade
and chocolate cake.

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Yes, you can. It's a slant rhyme.

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The vowel sounds match up
and the consonants are different.

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All right, Professor Plum.
Let's see... Alexa?

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Don't do that, Chas.
You know it winds me up.

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Alexa, is it, "Milk, milk, lemonade,
round the corner chocolate's made"?

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It doesn't matter.
Or, "Milk, milk, lemonade,

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"round the corner, chocolate cake"?
I said it doesn't fucking matter!

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ALEXA: Sorry, I don't understand.

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Yeah, you're not the only one.
Why are you picking a fight with me?

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I'm not. I'm just pointing out
that sometimes it is possible

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that you are wrong.
There is no wrong!

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I say "chocolate's made",
you say "chocolate cake"!

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So what?!
There's an American girl at the gym

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that says,
"Push a button, fudge is made."

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They're just different versions!

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All right, fine!

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If you're so desperate to win
every little argument, I concede!

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I'm not desperate to win.
I'm just pissed off

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you're picking a fight
when I've done nothing!

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I'm going to bed.
What's got into you?

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MIMICKING: "Alexa,
is it milk, milk, lemonade,

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"round the corner, chocolate's
made?" I don't talk like that.

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"Alexa, Mollie didn't close
"the fridge door properly!"

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NORMAL VOICE: Well, boo-fucking-hoo!

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Is that the extent of things
you have to worry about?

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I have a right to be angry, Joe.

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What, and I don't?
You don't know what anger is, Chas,

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true fucking anger that
drives you absolutely insane!

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You have no idea.

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Of course I do,
you stupid fucking idiot!

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Do you not think I'm angry
at the life I've missed out on

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the past nine years?

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The work I could've done,
the holidays I could've been on,

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the men I could've shagged?

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I've dropped everything.

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I've ground my whole life
into this tiny space

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so I could look after you
and be there for you!

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So don't tell me I don't
have a right to be pissed off,

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because I do!

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I didn't ask you to throw your
whole life away looking after me.

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You wanted to. And I still want to!

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And if you think I'm gonna
walk away and leave you now

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cos you're having a go at me,
then you're wrong, Joe!

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I'm here till the bitter end.

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Sorry.

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And I'm not pissed off with you.

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I'm pissed off with that...

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...thing inside you, the...

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...bloody chocolate cake.

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LAUGHS QUIETLY

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I've not heard it
called that before.

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Come on, why don't you go
to bed and I'll clean up?

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OK. I'm sorry.

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I love you.

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HE SIGHS

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Not C for Chas, then.

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JOE: Excuse me,
I've read the rules.

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CHAS: Don't give in to him,
Mollie, don't.

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MOLLIE: Haud yer wheesht, man!
Right.

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I want £500. Deal.

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Well, that's it, then, game over.

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Oh, what are you moaning about?

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You've still got your greens.

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The greens are shit.
No-one ever lands on greens.

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Well, I did two turns ago,
but you never noticed.

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God, Mollie Grayson, you cheat!

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It's no' cheating
if you don't see it.

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Oh, the silent assassin!

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Right, I've put two houses
on all my reds.

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That's 900. I'm gonna be
better off going in jail.

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Yeah, and you still owe me £4

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for when you landed
on Vine Street, remember?

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Yeah, all right, Nellie.

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You'll have to wait
till I get some change.

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Why do you call him Nellie?

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Cos he's like an elephant.
He never forgets.

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At least I won second prize
in a beauty contest, remember?

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Hmm. Who came first?
Shane MacGowan?

254
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,200
You cheeky bastard!

255
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,440
HE GROANS

256
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,840
You OK? Yeah, I'm fine, yeah.

257
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,600
Can I get you any more cheese?

258
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,400
Oh, no, thank you,
I've had quite enough.

259
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,800
I do love my cheese, though.

260
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,480
Oh, yeah, we know you do.

261
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,200
Right, I'm just gonna go
to the little boys' room.

262
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,520
I may be some time...

263
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,120
Sure you're all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.

264
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,000
Keep an eye on that bank, though,
Mollie.

265
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,480
He's a cheating little so-and-so.

266
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,640
Oh, I will.

267
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,040
He seems in good spirits.

268
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,280
Yeah. Yeah, we love coming here.

269
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,960
Leave all your troubles behind.

270
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,600
Well, most of them.

271
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,360
If you ever need to talk...

272
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,400
Thanks.

273
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,000
Er...

274
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,800
"Doctor's fee. Pay £50."

275
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,240
Fuckin' brilliant.

276
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,760
I hope you don't mind me saying,
but I...

277
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:51,400
..I did hear raised voices when I
was out with the doggies yesterday.

278
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,040
Yeah, sorry about that.

279
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,680
Oh, don't be sorry, dear.

280
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,640
Anger is one of the five stages.

281
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,480
Yeah, well, I think
it's the one I'm stuck on,

282
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,120
like a really hard level
on Candy Crush.

283
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,360
I can't get past it.

284
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:06,760
Er, I'll, erm, just nod and pretend
I know what you're talking about.

285
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,560
I thought there
were seven stages anyway.

286
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,400
Dopey. Grumpy. Bashful...

287
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,640
SHE CHUCKLES

288
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,680
I went through it all
when I lost Fraser.

289
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,600
Somebody bought me the book

290
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,680
On Death And Dying
by Elisabeth Kubler-Ross.

291
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,480
That must've cheered you up.

292
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,880
Oh, she actually wrote it

293
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,040
for those who are facing up
to their own end of life,

294
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,680
but it also applies to
those who are left behind.

295
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,480
It's the same,
whether you're mourning

296
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,960
the end of a relationship
or the death of a pet.

297
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:40,160
Not everyone feels the same
thing at the same time,

298
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,440
but you can take comfort
from the fact

299
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,640
that you're not the only one
to have been through it.

300
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,960
Mm.

301
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,960
Did I ever tell you I was...

302
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,720
..very nearly a pop star?

303
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,560
Oh, goodness me. No!

304
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,720
CHAS: Yeah, it was in the late '90s.

305
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,920
I'd been slogging away
in the clubs with a boyband,

306
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,680
Atlantic 5.

307
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,320
We got to number 112 in the charts
with Blue Jeans Baby.

308
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,800
I'm surprised you don't remember.

309
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,400
Ooh, if it's after Johnny Mathis,
I wouldn't know it.

310
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,520
Well, anyway, we got dropped
by the record label,

311
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,560
so it all came to nothing.

312
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,640
Tried to launch a solo career.

313
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,240
Classic denial.

314
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,960
I started going online to
other people's Myspace pages

315
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,960
where they'd posted their own music,

316
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,360
and leaving abusive messages.

317
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,080
"Don't call us, we'll call you."

318
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,400
That sort of thing.
I was just so angry at

319
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,360
what I'd lost
and they all stood to gain.

320
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,920
Certainly felt depression.

321
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,000
And then,
after I met Joe, acceptance.

322
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,960
But...bargaining bit,
I never really understood it.

323
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,200
That's why I'm so crap
at Monopoly, I suppose.

324
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,880
Maybe...

325
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,600
...coming here is the bargain.

326
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,920
We're on holiday,

327
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,240
we can eat, and walk and play games,

328
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,680
and death doesn't exist.

329
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,000
Joe's cancer doesn't exist.

330
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,080
So it's a bit like saying,

331
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,560
"I'll swap my Water Works for
your Park Lane and Mayfair"?

332
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,600
MOLLIE CHUCKLES

333
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,640
Who knows?

334
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,520
Miracles can happen.

335
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,240
I'll swap your
Water Works for my waterworks

336
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,000
any day of the week!
You were listening?

337
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,600
Alexa, please play
Blue Jeans Baby by Atlantic 5.

338
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,080
Don't, Joe. It's embarrassing.

339
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,240
What?
MUSIC STARTS

340
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,960
Stop it. It is hilarious, Mollie.

341
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,120
There's a whole video
and everything.

342
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,680
If you're gonna do it,
do it properly.

343
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,520
Go on, then! Yeah.

344
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,880
SINGS ALONG
# She's my blue jeans baby

345
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:29,960
# She's my blue jeans baby, baby

346
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,600
# She's got the bluest jeans

347
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,520
# She's got the bluest eyes

348
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:38,560
# And when she passed by
I popped my flies... #

349
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,120
You're getting into that now,
aren't ya?

350
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,200
Yeah, come on.

351
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,920
# She's my blue jeans baby... #

352
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,240
MOLLIE GIGGLES

353
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,120
# She's my blue jeans baby,
baby... #

354
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,600
INSECTS BUZZING

355
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,880
JOE: Do you want it hot or cold?

356
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,920
CHAS: What is it? Quiche.

357
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,200
Oh, er, hot, please,

358
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,360
as long as the pastry
doesn't go all soggy.

359
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,760
How are you getting on?

360
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,720
Well, I look like I've got leprosy.

361
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,600
Well, let's see.

362
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,840
JOE LAUGHS

363
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,400
What's in it?

364
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:13,480
Just, er, oats, honey,
er, baking soda and buttermilk.

365
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,480
Mm, tasty. Will someone be
getting their oats tonight?

366
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,240
Maybe. Depends how hungry I am.

367
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,360
Mm. You know what
I'd really love now?

368
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,560
Massage. Seriously?

369
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,600
Yeah. Come on, you said
it was my pamper night.

370
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,680
Yes, I did, didn't I?

371
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,360
Come on, then.

372
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,000
Let's get you between my legs.

373
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,400
Ooh.

374
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,440
THEY CHUCKLE

375
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,840
Oh...

376
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,240
Did Mollie get back all right?

377
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,360
Yeah, she just had to
go and feed the dogs.

378
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,880
Do you think she ever spreads
a bit of Primula on her noo-noo

379
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,280
and lets the doggies lick it off?

380
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,280
Chas! That's disgusting!

381
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,520
I know.

382
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,880
I've had too much to drink.

383
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,680
PHONE PINGS

384
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,640
You're not gonna get that?

385
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,560
Nah, it'll just be work.

386
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,080
Why are you being so nice to me?

387
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,040
Well, we don't know what
the future holds, do we?

388
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,000
This could be our last weekend here.

389
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,080
That's depressing.

390
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,600
Well, I don't want to be
a Debbie Downer, but it's true.

391
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,720
I just need you to know
that whatever happens...

392
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,600
..I never stopped
thinking about you.

393
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,000
I know.

394
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,600
Right, wait there and don't come in.

395
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,880
I've got a surprise
for you in the bathroom.

396
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,640
You're really spoiling me.

397
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,200
Must have a guilty conscience.

398
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,000
BATH TAPS RUN

399
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,920
Joe?

400
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,000
Yeah?

401
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,040
Who's Mick?

402
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,880
He tried phoning you earlier,
and yesterday,

403
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,600
and he leaves messages with
kisses and aubergine emojis.

404
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,920
I don't mind. It's just that
we normally tell each other

405
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,400
when we're flirting with someone,
and we laugh about it.

406
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,440
But this Mick, you...

407
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,760
..you've not mentioned him before.
Should I be worried?

408
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,920
Sorry, what were you saying?
I couldn't hear you.

409
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,960
Right...

410
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,720
Cards on the table.

411
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,520
I kissed a man when you were at
one of your treatment centres.

412
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,000
He asked me to go back to
his place and I was tempted,

413
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,320
I was really tempted,
because we hadn't...

414
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,960
..coupled in such a long time.

415
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,760
Years, in fact.

416
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,680
But I stopped myself because
I made a commitment to you,

417
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,560
and I've never wavered from that,

418
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,400
however hard it's been.

419
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,680
Plus, he smoked liquorice roll-ups
and that repulsed me a little bit.

420
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,840
What are you talking about?

421
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,680
I'm talking about Mick. Mick?

422
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,760
Mick's great. You'd love her.

423
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,720
Her? Yeah. It's Michaela.

424
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,880
She's one of my Macmillan nurses.

425
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,480
Well, she gave me her personal
number cos we hit it off.

426
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,120
Why d'you you ask? No reason.

427
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,000
No reason at all. Oh...

428
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,680
Oh, my God,
I've never been so happy.

429
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,120
I couldn't bear it if...

430
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,360
What?

431
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,520
Oh... Mm! Get off!

432
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,480
Now, close your eyes... What?

433
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,280
Close your eyes and come with me.

434
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,120
Careful. Mm-hm.

435
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,320
No peeking.

436
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,920
Now...do you remember

437
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,200
when you'd booked that
hot-spring spa to Iceland,

438
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,560
and we couldn't go cos I was ill?

439
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,840
You said you'd always dreamed
of lying in a mudbath

440
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,880
with a face pack on
and a glass of champagne?

441
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,200
Yeah?

442
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,440
Ta-da!

443
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,040
Oh, Joe...

444
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,640
Right, well, go on, get in quick.

445
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,200
It won't stay warm for long.
I'll fill your glass.

446
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,120
Oh...

447
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,280
This is amazing.

448
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,080
What's it all in aid of?

449
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,880
I just wanted to pay you back,
that's all.

450
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,560
Happy anniversary!

451
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,080
How is it?

452
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,880
Er, it's a bit claggy
but it's lovely, thank you.

453
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,920
Here.

454
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,880
I should be doing this for you.

455
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,400
No.

456
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,640
You deserve it.

457
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,640
You really deserve it.

458
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,320
INSECTS BUZZING

459
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,360
PILLS RATTLE

460
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,160
RATTLING CONTINUES

461
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,640
Joe...

462
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,440
Fuck...

463
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,840
I must've passed out.

464
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,760
Xanax.

465
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,920
Those meds came in handy
eventually.

466
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,760
I can't...I can't move.

467
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,960
I know you can't.

468
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,760
What's happening?

469
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,240
You were asking me about Michaela.

470
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:40,160
Oh, oh, it's a misunderstanding.

471
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,720
I didn't realise she was a nurse.

472
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,360
Oh, she's not a nurse, actually.

473
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,680
She's a finance manager,
and soon to be my wife.

474
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,760
Yeah, we're getting married
next year.

475
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,280
Shame you can't sing
at the wedding.

476
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,920
# She's my blue jeans baby,
baby... #

477
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,600
INSECTS BUZZING FAINTLY

478
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,160
No, you're winding me up.

479
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,640
No, it's true, I can assure you.

480
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,800
I live in London with Mick
through the week,

481
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,040
and then I tell her

482
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,160
I've got to visit my elderly father
at the weekends,

483
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,680
when I come and see you.

484
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,720
It's not been easy, but, um, well,
it's been a couple of years now,

485
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,320
and she's not aware you even exist.

486
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,680
Why?

487
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,880
Why what?

488
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,320
Why didn't you just
split up with me?

489
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,640
Because...

490
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,160
..I wanted to be able to look you
in the eye and tell you...

491
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,960
..that you have completely wasted
the past nine years of your life.

492
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,800
All those sacrifices you made...

493
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,440
..were pointless.

494
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,600
HE SOBS

495
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,920
I love you. I know you do.

496
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,640
You kept on telling me.
But I never responded in kind.

497
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,480
Did you notice?

498
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,160
I did a lot of things
that I was not proud of...

499
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,840
..but I wouldn't do that.

500
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,200
Oh, Joe...

501
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,040
What? Aw...

502
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,120
Don't cry.

503
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,680
You'll wash off
all your lovely face pack.

504
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,480
Here...

505
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,400
You're just...

506
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,560
You're confused.

507
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,000
It's your medication.

508
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,480
No, I'm not dying, by the way.

509
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,120
Just a splash of Vimto in
the toilet pan every now and again,

510
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,680
a few mocked-up emails.

511
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,720
You never really wanted to engage
with my little tumour, did you?

512
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,880
It repulsed you...

513
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,080
..just as you repulse me.

514
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,120
But I accepted that was
the price I had to pay...

515
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,320
..just as you have to accept
your punishment.

516
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,680
FAINT CLATTERING

517
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,320
HE BREATHES QUICKLY

518
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,160
What the fuck is this, Joe?

519
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,400
Get me out!

520
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,120
This is my daughter Olivia.

521
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,440
She was 13
and a big fan of Atlantic 5 -

522
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,680
one of the few people
to actually buy Blue Jeans Baby.

523
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,360
She worshipped you,

524
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,360
and you inspired her to
start writing songs of her own.

525
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,720
Until, that is,
you found her on MySpace

526
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,600
and started to take the piss.

527
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,840
But it was worse than that,
wasn't it?

528
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,160
It wasn't, "Don't call us,
we'll call you."

529
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,440
Joe, please...

530
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,440
It was, "You're so shit,

531
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,640
"why don't you go
and kill yourself?"

532
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,040
So she did.

533
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,160
Or she tried to, at least.

534
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,000
My wife found her in the bath
next to an empty bottle of bleach.

535
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,560
Assisted coma for guess how long?

536
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,280
Nine years.

537
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,600
Nine years
before my ex-wife and I -

538
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,960
we were separated by this point,
we just couldn't make it through -

539
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,080
were gently encouraged
to switch her off.

540
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,720
So we did.

541
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,000
I'm sorry.

542
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,960
We were never sure
exactly why she did it.

543
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,560
She never left a note.

544
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,080
I had her phone.
I did my research,

545
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,520
and that's when I sought you out,

546
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,320
Chazz with two Zs.

547
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,000
Approached you in the Purple Sock,

548
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,200
where you were doing that tragic PA.

549
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,720
And I started my campaign.

550
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,240
Nine years of your life wasted...

551
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,840
..loving someone who hated you.

552
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,560
HE WHIMPERS

553
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,440
Now you're going to die.

554
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,720
But I won't switch you off.

555
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,560
That would be too kind.

556
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:51,600
You're just gonna...
leave me here on my own?

557
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,880
No.

558
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,320
You won't be on your own.

559
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,000
INSECTS BUZZING LOUDLY

560
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:05,800
The ancient Persians developed
a form of execution called scaphism.

561
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,520
The victim would be taken
down to the edge of a lake,

562
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:13,480
tied between two boats
and covered in milk and honey.

563
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:17,640
This soon attracted all manner
of insects that would bite,

564
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,280
feed on the body,

565
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,400
lay their eggs under the skin,

566
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,680
which in turn attracted rats
and other vermin

567
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,560
until you were literally...

568
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,160
..eaten alive.

569
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,480
It's said the Persian soldier
Mithridates

570
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,880
managed to last 17 days.

571
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,920
No.

572
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,240
No, Joe, please...

573
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,480
Please...don't...don't do this.

574
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,040
Mollie!

575
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,480
Mollie! Oh, I sacked her,
just as you suggested.

576
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,760
She's gone back to Glasgow
to lick her wounds, so to speak.

577
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,840
She won't be back for...ages.

578
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,080
Joe...

579
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,480
Please listen.

580
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,560
I know...what I did was wrong,

581
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,400
but you...you can't do this to me.

582
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,720
INSECTS BUZZING
You can't.

583
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,440
HE SOBS
You can't.

584
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,960
Aww, Chas...

585
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,720
I've already done it.

586
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,440
You're just in denial.

587
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,480
Goodnight.

588
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,560
INSECTS BUZZING

589
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,120
FOOTSTEPS RECEDE

590
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,640
I'm sorry!

591
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,720
SWARM OF INSECTS BUZZING

592
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,280
Oh, God...

593
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,000
HE WHIMPERS

594
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Joe!

595
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,720
Joe! Please!

596
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,080
I'm sorry!

597
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,120
Joe!

598
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,200
Joe!

599
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,000
I hope you're hungry! Joe!

600
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,880
You're gonna have
to keep your strength up.

601
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,960
Do you still want yours heated up?

602
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,560
INSECTS BUZZING

603
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,480
CHAS SOBS

604
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,560
I think I'm gonna have mine cold.

605
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,000
Joe!

606
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,560
CHAS SCREAMS

607
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,200
# She's my blue jeans baby

608
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,720
# She's my blue jeans baby, baby

609
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,480
# Blue jeans baby

610
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,360
# Ripped knee lady

611
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,400
# Driving me crazy

612
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,880
# She's my blue jeans baby

613
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,920
# She's my blue jeans baby, baby

614
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,920
# She's my blue jeans baby

615
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,960
# She's my blue jeans baby, baby. #