1 00:00:00,158 --> 00:00:02,758 SYNC by DakinPEx SUBSCENE 2 00:00:27,038 --> 00:00:29,318 Hi, hi! I'm not late, am I? 3 00:00:29,318 --> 00:00:31,558 No, no, we're still waiting on a few people. 4 00:00:31,558 --> 00:00:32,958 Help yourself to a beverage. 5 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:35,358 - Thank you. - Hello. 6 00:00:35,358 --> 00:00:38,358 Hi. I'll just have a black coffee, please. 7 00:00:38,358 --> 00:00:40,398 - OK. - Oh, no, no. 8 00:00:40,398 --> 00:00:41,678 Jackie doesn't work here. 9 00:00:41,678 --> 00:00:43,838 She's our member of the public. 10 00:00:43,838 --> 00:00:45,558 She's actually on the jury. 11 00:00:45,558 --> 00:00:46,718 Oh! Oh, gosh, sorry. 12 00:00:46,718 --> 00:00:49,398 - I didn't mean to... - Oh, that's all right, I don't mind! 13 00:00:49,398 --> 00:00:51,078 I'm Clive Carol. Pleased to meet you. 14 00:00:51,078 --> 00:00:53,198 Clive's one of our finest writers, aren't you? 15 00:00:53,198 --> 00:00:55,798 He won the Breakthrough Talent Award for television drama. 16 00:00:55,798 --> 00:00:57,078 Oh, wow! When was this? 17 00:00:57,078 --> 00:00:59,918 - Oh, a couple of years ago. - 2003, wasn't it? 18 00:00:59,918 --> 00:01:01,518 Er... 19 00:01:01,518 --> 00:01:03,718 Was it that long ago? Yeah, I suppose it was, actually. 20 00:01:03,718 --> 00:01:05,598 Now, obviously you'll know Rupert. 21 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:08,958 - Have you two worked together? - No, I'd love to. Huge fan. - Hello. 22 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:11,958 And this is Gordon Norris. 23 00:01:11,958 --> 00:01:14,678 - Yeah, we know each other. - Hi, Gordon. - Hi. 24 00:01:14,678 --> 00:01:17,678 It's all a bit bloody pointless, if you ask me. 25 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:20,238 We already know who's going to win, don't we? 26 00:01:20,238 --> 00:01:22,478 What's she called, the girl who's in everything? 27 00:01:22,478 --> 00:01:23,918 Shona Andrews. 28 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:27,118 Let's not prejudge. There's a long way to go yet. 29 00:01:27,118 --> 00:01:30,878 Gordon, I don't know if you've had a chance to have a quick read of that script I sent through? 30 00:01:30,878 --> 00:01:33,918 No, I haven't, Clive. I'm in post on Doctor Who and I'm prepping the new 31 00:01:33,918 --> 00:01:36,358 Jimmy Nesbitt vehicle, so I'm a little tied up at the moment. 32 00:01:36,358 --> 00:01:38,998 Yeah, it's just that Sky are really, really interested. 33 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:42,038 And, you know, script by me, directed by you, that's a really good package. 34 00:01:42,038 --> 00:01:45,558 Yes, Clive. It's on the list, but it's, er... It's not for now. 35 00:01:45,558 --> 00:01:47,878 Absolutely. I agree. Whatever you say. 36 00:01:47,878 --> 00:01:50,038 Oh, it's here, April! 37 00:01:50,038 --> 00:01:51,598 We're in here! 38 00:01:51,598 --> 00:01:53,558 Hello, everybody. 39 00:01:53,558 --> 00:01:55,078 Hi, hi. 40 00:01:55,078 --> 00:01:56,478 Hello, I'm Giles. 41 00:01:56,478 --> 00:01:59,118 - I'm the chair. - Oh, and I'm Paula and I'm the couch. 42 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:00,838 THEY LAUGH 43 00:02:00,838 --> 00:02:02,798 Rupert? 44 00:02:02,798 --> 00:02:05,678 God, YOU'RE here? 45 00:02:05,678 --> 00:02:08,398 Oh, you got old! 46 00:02:10,438 --> 00:02:13,318 Oh, have you met? What was your name, sweetheart? 47 00:02:13,318 --> 00:02:15,278 - April, May... - June. 48 00:02:15,278 --> 00:02:17,118 Yes, I know Rupert. 49 00:02:17,118 --> 00:02:18,958 I've interviewed him on several occasions. 50 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:20,758 - Hello, again. - Hello. 51 00:02:23,638 --> 00:02:25,078 - Who is this? - Got no idea. 52 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,198 BELL RINGS 53 00:02:26,198 --> 00:02:27,958 Right well, we are all met, 54 00:02:27,958 --> 00:02:31,238 so shall we make a start as there's a huge amount to get through? 55 00:02:32,718 --> 00:02:35,758 Can I suggest we begin in time-honoured fashion by just going around the 56 00:02:35,758 --> 00:02:37,758 room and saying who we are and what we do? 57 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,278 So, I'm Giles Grindlay-Orme, 58 00:02:40,278 --> 00:02:44,718 and I am Associate Chair of the Television Committee here at the Academy. 59 00:02:44,718 --> 00:02:47,798 I'm June Bright and I'm an alcoholic. 60 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:52,038 No! 61 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:56,718 I'm a journalist and TV critic for the Sunday Mirror. 62 00:02:56,718 --> 00:03:02,438 Rupert Dennis, actor, treader of boards, now old, apparently. 63 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:10,038 Oh, is it me? I'm Jackie. 64 00:03:10,038 --> 00:03:12,598 I'm a dentist's receptionist. 65 00:03:12,598 --> 00:03:15,278 I've never done anything like this before. 66 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,678 I won a competition. 67 00:03:16,678 --> 00:03:19,838 Yes, I should point out the Academy thought it was very important to hear 68 00:03:19,838 --> 00:03:20,998 the voice of the viewer. 69 00:03:20,998 --> 00:03:26,078 So, this year each jury has a member of the public giving us the benefit 70 00:03:26,078 --> 00:03:27,958 of their unique insight. 71 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:28,998 Gordon? 72 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:32,158 Oh, yes. Gordon Norris. 73 00:03:32,158 --> 00:03:33,558 Film and TV director. 74 00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:35,238 Hi. 75 00:03:35,238 --> 00:03:37,718 Clive Carol, scribbler, dreamer. 76 00:03:39,478 --> 00:03:42,398 Also a member of the public. I did win the Breakthrough Talent Award. 77 00:03:42,398 --> 00:03:43,638 Yada, yada, yada! 78 00:03:43,638 --> 00:03:45,798 I'm Paula, you all know me. 79 00:03:45,798 --> 00:03:48,358 And I'm here doing a West End show. 80 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:51,198 And I've got a costume fitting at four, so we'd better, you know... 81 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:52,958 Oh, absolutely, thank you, Paula. 82 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:56,398 So, we are here to judge the Best Actress category. 83 00:03:56,398 --> 00:03:59,918 I have to ask that you have all watched the performances up for consideration this year 84 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:03,838 and that there are no conflicts of interest that may colour your judgment. 85 00:04:03,838 --> 00:04:06,318 Right, well, let's begin. 86 00:04:06,318 --> 00:04:10,038 As you know, we have a longlist of eight names, 87 00:04:10,038 --> 00:04:12,758 which we need to whittle down to four nominees. 88 00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:15,118 I'm sure we can get rid of a few of these pretty quickly. 89 00:04:15,118 --> 00:04:16,558 Zoe Chappell? 90 00:04:16,558 --> 00:04:18,278 - No. - No. - No. 91 00:04:18,278 --> 00:04:19,838 She's off the list. 92 00:04:19,838 --> 00:04:21,038 Erm... 93 00:04:21,038 --> 00:04:22,158 Tina Waddingham, anyone? 94 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:23,918 - She was good. - Not for me. 95 00:04:23,918 --> 00:04:28,078 - No, me neither. - Yeah, I don't think it's her year. 96 00:04:28,078 --> 00:04:30,078 As I thought. 97 00:04:30,078 --> 00:04:31,478 What about Brenda Dobbie? 98 00:04:31,478 --> 00:04:32,598 ALL: No! 99 00:04:32,598 --> 00:04:34,238 OK. 100 00:04:34,238 --> 00:04:35,958 That's pretty clear. Poor Brenda. 101 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:40,158 - Kelly Marsden? - Absolutely not. 102 00:04:40,158 --> 00:04:43,478 I don't understand how she even got on the list. 103 00:04:43,478 --> 00:04:44,598 I've interviewed Kelly. 104 00:04:44,598 --> 00:04:47,678 She's a very clever girl, believe me. Very ambitious. 105 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:50,478 Yeah, you've always been great at fingering the new talent. 106 00:04:50,478 --> 00:04:54,078 Can we keep the discussion just to her acting ability, please? 107 00:04:54,078 --> 00:04:56,198 Well, in that case, I thought she was pretty good. 108 00:04:56,198 --> 00:04:59,678 - I liked her. - Well, that's good enough for me. 109 00:04:59,678 --> 00:05:00,718 Samira Denham? 110 00:05:02,638 --> 00:05:04,958 Terrible. Too young. 111 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:07,638 Well, you know, Samira can be good. She just needs a good director. 112 00:05:07,638 --> 00:05:10,998 I don't know what was going on with her acting. She was supposed to be doing Cockney. 113 00:05:10,998 --> 00:05:13,718 - She sounded like she was Australian. - Yeah, she's shit. It was like, 114 00:05:13,718 --> 00:05:16,798 "Go down the apples and pears and get me some jellied eels!" 115 00:05:16,798 --> 00:05:18,278 I'm just agreeing with you, Gordon. 116 00:05:18,278 --> 00:05:19,598 Yeah, that is so true. 117 00:05:19,598 --> 00:05:21,198 Well, she's gone. 118 00:05:21,198 --> 00:05:24,998 So, by my reckoning that leaves us with a shortlist of Shona Andrews, 119 00:05:24,998 --> 00:05:28,398 Dame Dorothy Sutton, Kelly Marsden and Anna Adeyemi. 120 00:05:28,398 --> 00:05:31,238 Is everyone happy with these four as our nominees? 121 00:05:31,238 --> 00:05:32,638 - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Good. 122 00:05:32,638 --> 00:05:33,718 Well, that was painless. 123 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,958 So, what we'll do now is discuss each one in turn, 124 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:44,718 then you'll all get a chance to vote anonymously to determine the winner. 125 00:05:44,718 --> 00:05:47,398 I myself will remain impartial. 126 00:05:47,398 --> 00:05:49,438 OK, let's kick off with Shona. 127 00:05:51,598 --> 00:05:52,638 Who wants to start? 128 00:05:53,958 --> 00:05:54,998 Jackie! 129 00:05:56,198 --> 00:05:58,438 Just brilliant. 130 00:05:58,438 --> 00:06:00,198 She's always brilliant, isn't she? 131 00:06:00,198 --> 00:06:02,518 You could watch her in anything. 132 00:06:02,518 --> 00:06:06,358 She did that thing a couple of years ago when she was a nurse. 133 00:06:06,358 --> 00:06:08,758 - What was that called? - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 134 00:06:08,758 --> 00:06:10,558 Look, I mean, I've never worked with her. 135 00:06:10,558 --> 00:06:11,678 But the camera loves her. 136 00:06:11,678 --> 00:06:15,758 She's got that 360 range and she's always, always committed. 137 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:18,798 - I think she nailed it. - Paula, would you agree? 138 00:06:18,798 --> 00:06:22,598 Shona Andrews stole my heart. 139 00:06:22,598 --> 00:06:26,118 Moving, truthful, devastating. 140 00:06:26,118 --> 00:06:28,518 This was a different kind of role for her, wasn't it? 141 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:29,958 Just talk a little bit about that. 142 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:33,558 Well, this was a different kind of role for her, totally different. 143 00:06:34,638 --> 00:06:36,718 She played, er... 144 00:06:36,718 --> 00:06:38,398 Madam Curry. 145 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:42,758 - Marie Curie. - Yes, the woman who invented the radio. 146 00:06:42,758 --> 00:06:45,958 And I totally bought it, the whole package. 147 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:48,718 Yeah, she is what I call one of the anointed. 148 00:06:48,718 --> 00:06:49,838 She can do no wrong. 149 00:06:49,838 --> 00:06:52,798 And even though she was 30 years too young for the part, 150 00:06:52,798 --> 00:06:54,598 I have to admit she was really very good. 151 00:06:54,598 --> 00:06:56,678 Well, what does it matter how old she is? 152 00:06:56,678 --> 00:06:58,678 She brought Marie Curie to life for me. 153 00:06:58,678 --> 00:07:01,598 I mean, it was a very dry and boring subject, 154 00:07:01,598 --> 00:07:04,558 but my ex-partner and I sat there transfixed. 155 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:07,438 I never even knew Marie Curie was a real person. 156 00:07:07,438 --> 00:07:09,478 I thought it was a magazine. 157 00:07:09,478 --> 00:07:10,958 And that made it even more... 158 00:07:12,438 --> 00:07:15,358 ..better, if that's not a stupid thing to say. 159 00:07:15,358 --> 00:07:17,758 No. No, no, it isn't, not at all. 160 00:07:17,758 --> 00:07:21,118 It's exactly that kind of observation we were hoping to get from you, Jackie. 161 00:07:21,118 --> 00:07:22,158 Well done. 162 00:07:22,158 --> 00:07:24,238 I have a problem with this actress. 163 00:07:24,238 --> 00:07:26,598 She mumbles. 164 00:07:26,598 --> 00:07:30,118 I couldn't make out half of what she said. 165 00:07:30,118 --> 00:07:33,998 Having said that, I was a blubbering wreck by the end. 166 00:07:33,998 --> 00:07:35,358 A remarkable performance. 167 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:38,438 - I agree. - Oh, great. 168 00:07:38,438 --> 00:07:40,558 - Can we go now? - No, no, no. 169 00:07:40,558 --> 00:07:42,278 We have to discuss all the nominees, 170 00:07:42,278 --> 00:07:46,358 but let's just put a big tick for now and move on to Dame Dorothy. 171 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:52,038 - Rupert? - Mmm? - I'm guessing you had no problems with her diction? 172 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,518 Absolutely not. 173 00:07:53,518 --> 00:07:54,918 Clear as a bell. 174 00:07:54,918 --> 00:07:58,038 I've got a lot of time for Dotty. 175 00:07:58,038 --> 00:08:01,678 We came up through the RSC together. 176 00:08:01,678 --> 00:08:03,478 Isn't that a conflict of interest? 177 00:08:03,478 --> 00:08:06,318 No, we were on nodding terms, that's all. 178 00:08:06,318 --> 00:08:09,318 She did a lot of nodding, from what I heard. 179 00:08:09,318 --> 00:08:11,158 - Let's just... - What's that supposed to mean? 180 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,838 Oh, come on, Rupert. You and Dame Dotty do have a history. 181 00:08:13,838 --> 00:08:14,998 You can't deny it. 182 00:08:14,998 --> 00:08:21,038 I don't think a handjob in the car park of the Dirty Duck in 1976 183 00:08:21,038 --> 00:08:23,198 is going to cloud my judgment. 184 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:26,678 - Well, it does colour things slightly. - Oh, come off it, she did it for everybody! 185 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:29,678 - Well, let's not... - Robin Nedwell, Brian Glover... 186 00:08:29,678 --> 00:08:32,238 I think we're going a little bit off-piste there. 187 00:08:32,238 --> 00:08:35,078 But for the sake of complete impartiality, 188 00:08:35,078 --> 00:08:37,838 why don't you sit out on this one, Rupert, if you don't mind? 189 00:08:37,838 --> 00:08:38,878 Fine. 190 00:08:40,638 --> 00:08:42,838 Mumbling girl's going to win it anyway. 191 00:08:44,478 --> 00:08:45,518 Paula? 192 00:08:46,518 --> 00:08:50,238 Dorothy Sutton stole my heart. 193 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:53,918 She was perfectly cast in the role, 194 00:08:53,918 --> 00:09:01,038 which saw her transform from waspish librarian to warm-hearted widow with 195 00:09:01,038 --> 00:09:03,758 all the skill of a seasoned pro. 196 00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:05,198 Hang on, that's my review! 197 00:09:05,198 --> 00:09:07,758 I wrote that for the Sunday Mirror. 198 00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:09,118 - Great minds think alike. - Oh! 199 00:09:10,558 --> 00:09:13,118 Paula, you have watched all these performances, haven't you? 200 00:09:13,118 --> 00:09:15,318 Sure, sure, my agent set me up with all the links. 201 00:09:15,318 --> 00:09:17,958 OK. Gordon, what did you think? 202 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:21,278 Yeah, I mean, yeah, she's a national treasure and she's given a lot of people 203 00:09:21,278 --> 00:09:22,758 a lot of pleasure over the years. 204 00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:25,158 Some more than others, apparently. 205 00:09:25,158 --> 00:09:27,998 But I feel in this case she was let down by the script, 206 00:09:27,998 --> 00:09:30,478 which just didn't seem to go anywhere original. 207 00:09:30,478 --> 00:09:33,918 Yeah, I agree. I agree, because the script should take you on a journey, shouldn't it? 208 00:09:33,918 --> 00:09:37,198 So if you read episode one, you really want to know what happens in episode two, 209 00:09:37,198 --> 00:09:39,518 and there are many more ideas that can be explored there. 210 00:09:41,478 --> 00:09:43,358 - I will read it, Clive. - Brilliant, no worries. 211 00:09:43,358 --> 00:09:46,438 Let's just remember what this award is for, Best Actress, 212 00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:49,718 and we should be focusing on just the elements of performance. 213 00:09:49,718 --> 00:09:53,238 Jackie, let's get the view from the sofa, as it were. 214 00:09:53,238 --> 00:09:55,238 Are you a Dame Dotty fan? 215 00:09:55,238 --> 00:09:59,438 I love her. She really reminds me of my grandma. 216 00:09:59,438 --> 00:10:02,598 Apart from the wanking men off in car parks bit. 217 00:10:03,718 --> 00:10:07,398 But she's always so funny and so... 218 00:10:08,758 --> 00:10:11,518 ..twinkly, if that's a word? 219 00:10:11,518 --> 00:10:13,718 It is. It is a word. 220 00:10:13,718 --> 00:10:17,558 But it's interesting, because the character she's played here, Mrs Crabbe, 221 00:10:17,558 --> 00:10:20,798 is actually quite cantankerous and sour to begin with, isn't she? 222 00:10:20,798 --> 00:10:24,838 Yeah. And that's what makes her a good actress, 223 00:10:24,838 --> 00:10:28,038 because she's not like that in real life, is she? 224 00:10:31,238 --> 00:10:33,798 She doesn't suffer fools, put it that way. 225 00:10:35,278 --> 00:10:36,718 Yeah, she knows what she wants. 226 00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:42,638 In terms of performance, though, another tick. 227 00:10:42,638 --> 00:10:44,918 Right, next up is Kelly Marsden. 228 00:10:44,918 --> 00:10:46,798 Who wants to talk about Kelly? 229 00:10:46,798 --> 00:10:49,318 Kelly Marsden stole my heart. 230 00:10:49,318 --> 00:10:50,598 - What, again? - Yes. 231 00:10:51,678 --> 00:10:53,838 All these girls are real, moving. 232 00:10:53,838 --> 00:10:56,198 I don't want to choose between them, but we have to, right? 233 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:59,318 Yes, but based on the performances that we have all definitely seen. 234 00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:02,518 Absolutely. But let me just say one thing here. 235 00:11:02,518 --> 00:11:08,318 You cannot judge between this cup of coffee or this cup of coffee or this cup of coffee. 236 00:11:08,318 --> 00:11:09,758 This is tea. 237 00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:15,518 Whatever. All I mean is all these girls are real, moving. 238 00:11:15,518 --> 00:11:19,078 They're all uniquely brilliant and you cannot sit in judgment of these performances. 239 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:22,078 Of course we bloody can - that's what we're here for. 240 00:11:22,078 --> 00:11:26,118 - Well, there speaks a man who's never been up for an award, because if you had... - Excuse me! 241 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:29,718 Because if you had, you would know to be entered into a race 242 00:11:29,718 --> 00:11:33,358 you did not choose to enter, and then to lose... 243 00:11:33,358 --> 00:11:35,078 to Jessica Lange... 244 00:11:38,638 --> 00:11:39,838 Well, that hurts. 245 00:11:41,358 --> 00:11:46,238 - Period. - And I know, because when I won Breakthrough Talent in 2003... - Yeah, Clive, OK... 246 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,318 Sorry, can I just bring this back to the acting bit? 247 00:11:49,318 --> 00:11:51,958 Yes, thank you, Jackie, please do. 248 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:54,958 This Kelly girl, she made me and my mum cry. 249 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:57,478 Good. Not good, but... 250 00:11:57,478 --> 00:12:00,438 - Carry on. - She was just so moving and believable, 251 00:12:00,438 --> 00:12:02,598 I totally cared what happened to her. 252 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:04,518 She is definitely talented. 253 00:12:04,518 --> 00:12:09,078 I mean, you know, she's auditioned for me a couple of times, not got them, obviously, but, I think, 254 00:12:09,078 --> 00:12:11,958 I think this has just come a little bit too soon for her. 255 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,798 Is this the flat-chested one? 256 00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:15,318 - Didn't like it. - Rupert! 257 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,398 Am I not allowed an opinion on this one either? 258 00:12:17,398 --> 00:12:19,438 Look, Kelly's come up through the soaps, 259 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,318 and I think they learn a lot of bad habits. 260 00:12:21,318 --> 00:12:25,198 But, getting back to what Gordon said, I think he's right. 261 00:12:25,198 --> 00:12:30,638 I think in a couple of years, we could be looking at a Suranne Jones or a Sarah Lancashire. 262 00:12:30,638 --> 00:12:31,718 But not yet. 263 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,518 I'm with Gordon on this one, I'm afraid. 264 00:12:33,518 --> 00:12:36,118 I wasn't convinced. If you're going to be addicted to gambling, 265 00:12:36,118 --> 00:12:39,918 live on a council estate, you've got to do more than scrape your hair back, paint a love bite on, 266 00:12:39,918 --> 00:12:42,958 - I'm sorry. - OK, OK, so not the most glowing comments we've had. 267 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:46,398 I'm just going to put a question mark next to Kelly for now. 268 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:49,318 Finally, Anna Adeyemi, 269 00:12:49,318 --> 00:12:53,718 who played Trish in Channel 4's Clickbait. 270 00:12:54,918 --> 00:12:56,558 Who wants to talk about her? 271 00:12:58,118 --> 00:12:59,158 Gordon. 272 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:07,958 - What are you all looking at me for? - Just because you are a director and 273 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,638 you may well have some thoughts on... 274 00:13:09,638 --> 00:13:12,078 - The black actress. - No, no, no, not at all. 275 00:13:12,078 --> 00:13:15,398 She is AN actress nominated for this award. 276 00:13:15,398 --> 00:13:17,518 Oh, so it's not the coloured girl? 277 00:13:17,518 --> 00:13:18,798 - What did you... - It's... 278 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,838 The nominee we are discussing is Anna Adeyemi. 279 00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:24,998 Anna Adeyemi stole my heart. 280 00:13:24,998 --> 00:13:26,078 I see what this is. 281 00:13:26,078 --> 00:13:28,478 I see what this... I now understand why I'm on the panel. 282 00:13:28,478 --> 00:13:31,198 It's my unique insight into all things black. 283 00:13:31,198 --> 00:13:34,638 Not at all. You are here because you are a valued industry professional, 284 00:13:34,638 --> 00:13:36,838 same as everybody else. 285 00:13:36,838 --> 00:13:39,598 - Except Jackie. - Well, we have to have one, don't we? 286 00:13:39,598 --> 00:13:40,838 I read it somewhere. 287 00:13:40,838 --> 00:13:44,118 - Isn't that right, Giles? - No, no, no. That's not... - I just can't believe this. 288 00:13:44,118 --> 00:13:46,598 No, what I meant is, it's a good thing. 289 00:13:46,598 --> 00:13:48,438 We ought to have one. 290 00:13:48,438 --> 00:13:50,998 Bloody hell. They damn you if you do, damn you if you don't. 291 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:56,158 - Rupert, stop it now. - Look, it is not my fault that Idris Elba didn't make a TV show this year, 292 00:13:56,158 --> 00:13:58,838 so you can all tick your little diversity box and have at it. 293 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,638 - Oh, come on! - You know what? This is bullshit. 294 00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:06,558 - I'm leaving. - No, no, no. - I am leaving! I'm leaving! 295 00:14:06,558 --> 00:14:08,438 We need you on this panel. 296 00:14:08,438 --> 00:14:09,478 Hear, hear. 297 00:14:17,558 --> 00:14:18,598 Fine. 298 00:14:19,718 --> 00:14:20,758 Fine, Giles. 299 00:14:22,358 --> 00:14:28,078 But let it be known that I do not want to go first in this discussion. 300 00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:29,958 Understood. 301 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:30,998 Thank you. 302 00:14:32,118 --> 00:14:33,838 Clive. 303 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,598 What did you think of Anna's performance? 304 00:14:44,198 --> 00:14:45,238 Er... 305 00:14:46,478 --> 00:14:48,238 I think she... 306 00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:51,438 ..was... 307 00:14:52,678 --> 00:14:54,358 ..brilliant. 308 00:14:54,358 --> 00:14:57,718 Actually. It's a very contemporary story, very well told. 309 00:14:58,838 --> 00:15:02,998 She brought great authenticity to that world, it was fantastic. 310 00:15:04,998 --> 00:15:08,798 - Jackie. - Again, really, really good. 311 00:15:08,798 --> 00:15:12,998 I actually couldn't see her acting. 312 00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:17,918 And that really added to the storyline, in my eyes. 313 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,958 Well, we already know what Paula thinks. 314 00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:21,118 June. 315 00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:25,198 I've always loved her. I've given her two thumbs up in the past. 316 00:15:25,198 --> 00:15:26,838 Isn't that a conflict-of-interest? 317 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,838 I'd be very happy if she got this award. 318 00:15:28,838 --> 00:15:30,758 Rupert, what did you make of Anna? 319 00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:34,878 Truthfully, I wasn't that impressed, 320 00:15:34,878 --> 00:15:36,838 I'm afraid to say. 321 00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:37,958 Another mumbler. 322 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:42,958 I found her very wooden, unsympathetic, woefully miscast. 323 00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:44,438 I'm sorry, but there it is. 324 00:15:44,438 --> 00:15:45,758 All right. And, er... 325 00:15:47,158 --> 00:15:49,638 ..finally, Gordon. 326 00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:54,758 Well, I have to say that I agree with, erm... 327 00:15:56,798 --> 00:15:58,118 ..with Rupert. 328 00:15:59,678 --> 00:16:01,318 I thought she was out of her depth. 329 00:16:01,318 --> 00:16:04,878 She didn't quite have the emotional range and I felt that she fell 330 00:16:04,878 --> 00:16:06,678 far short of what was required. 331 00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:08,078 Yep, I agree. Can see that. 332 00:16:08,078 --> 00:16:11,798 Wait a minute, you said you thought she was brilliant, like, a second ago. 333 00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:13,438 Well, I'm allowed to change my mind. 334 00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:15,398 Gordon's made some really interesting points. 335 00:16:15,398 --> 00:16:18,918 And how could you say she lacked the emotional range? She went through the mill in this. 336 00:16:18,918 --> 00:16:22,438 I don't know, June. How could you say my direction of Hotel Babylon gave you a headache? 337 00:16:22,438 --> 00:16:23,878 I never said that. Well, mmm... 338 00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:27,478 "Gordon Morris directs like a toddler with ADHD and his showy camera moves 339 00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:31,118 - "had me reaching for the paracetamol in the first ten minutes." - Gordon, I think that's... 340 00:16:31,118 --> 00:16:33,918 Like I said, Gordon, it's water under the bridge. It doesn't matter. 341 00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:36,838 Yeah, I know it doesn't matter, cos nothing that you do matters, June(!) 342 00:16:36,838 --> 00:16:40,518 - What's that supposed to mean? - You don't have to answer that, Gordon. - No, I want to answer it. 343 00:16:40,518 --> 00:16:43,678 - Let him speak. - You, you are a parasite. Jackie has more to contribute than you. 344 00:16:43,678 --> 00:16:46,158 Leave it, honey. You only ever remember your bad reviews. 345 00:16:46,158 --> 00:16:47,838 You must have a bloody good memory. 346 00:16:47,838 --> 00:16:50,158 Fuck you, you withered asshole. 347 00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:52,398 All right, everybody, please, let's just, er... 348 00:16:53,798 --> 00:16:55,758 Let's just calm down. 349 00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:58,278 I suggest we take a five-minute break, come back. 350 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,718 And, if we can, choose a winner. 351 00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:04,438 Just going for a pee and a ciggy. 352 00:17:05,798 --> 00:17:07,998 I'm sorry about that, old chap. 353 00:17:07,998 --> 00:17:09,798 Crossed wires, I think. 354 00:17:09,798 --> 00:17:11,238 - No offence. - It's fine. 355 00:17:20,118 --> 00:17:21,798 Jesus. 356 00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:24,918 - Bit awkward, wasn't it? - Yeah, he's apologised, it's fine. 357 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:30,518 Just so you know, there's going to be lots of diversity in Blood Oranges. 358 00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:33,558 - Blood Oranges? - My script. 359 00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:37,438 - I know you haven't read it. - Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, I haven't. 360 00:17:37,438 --> 00:17:41,518 Well, when you do, just bear in mind that any of the characters could be... 361 00:17:44,238 --> 00:17:45,278 ..diversified. 362 00:17:47,838 --> 00:17:50,718 - What do you mean? - Just that if there's anything you don't like or you 363 00:17:50,718 --> 00:17:54,158 don't agree with, I don't mind changing it. 364 00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:56,758 Clive, you're not supposed to feel that about your own script. 365 00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:58,718 You're supposed to be protective of it. 366 00:17:58,718 --> 00:18:01,678 - I want a writer that totally believes in their work. - But I am, I do. 367 00:18:01,678 --> 00:18:07,038 But, equally, I don't mind completely changing it if it means it'll get made. 368 00:18:23,118 --> 00:18:24,158 You all right? 369 00:18:25,398 --> 00:18:27,158 Yes. 370 00:18:27,158 --> 00:18:28,398 Just having a little think. 371 00:18:30,558 --> 00:18:33,678 So, how did you win this competition, Jackie? 372 00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:35,758 I had to write a pretend review of a programme. 373 00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:37,798 Oh, what did you choose? 374 00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:41,438 - Bake Off. - Oh, yeah, I reviewed that once. 375 00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:44,078 I did the whole thing as if it were a recipe. 376 00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:46,958 - Take two ripe presenters, that sort of thing. - Oh! 377 00:18:48,198 --> 00:18:49,238 Sounds good. 378 00:18:50,278 --> 00:18:52,158 I'd love to have your job. 379 00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:53,358 Do you enjoy it? 380 00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:59,038 Well, I'm invited to every premiere. 381 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,398 I'm at every awards ceremony. 382 00:19:01,398 --> 00:19:04,718 I get to walk the red carpet alongside the stars. 383 00:19:04,718 --> 00:19:09,878 I get to visit the sets of all my favourite TV shows, sitting in the corner. 384 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,798 Watching these... 385 00:19:13,838 --> 00:19:15,318 ..amazing things. 386 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:21,198 And... I've got nothing to do with any of it. 387 00:19:22,758 --> 00:19:23,798 He's right. 388 00:19:26,278 --> 00:19:28,278 I'm the loneliest woman in the world. 389 00:19:28,278 --> 00:19:29,998 So, Paula, how's the play going? 390 00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:31,798 Oh, it's a piece of shit, honey. 391 00:19:31,798 --> 00:19:33,238 What theatre are you in? 392 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:36,198 Oh, the Trafalgar Studios, that's West End, right? 393 00:19:36,198 --> 00:19:38,478 Yes, technically. 394 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,918 - Who's directing it? - Nobody, that's the problem. 395 00:19:41,918 --> 00:19:43,478 But we'll get through it. 396 00:19:43,478 --> 00:19:45,358 That's what we do. 397 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:48,038 So, um, I've just been speaking to your agent. 398 00:19:48,038 --> 00:19:51,438 She said she did send through a link to the viewing portal. 399 00:19:51,438 --> 00:19:55,758 - That's right. - She also gave you some notes about each of the nominees. 400 00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:58,078 What are you getting at, Giles? 401 00:19:58,078 --> 00:19:59,718 Shit, or get off the pot. 402 00:19:59,718 --> 00:20:02,878 Just that it is a requirement, as per the declaration you signed, 403 00:20:02,878 --> 00:20:05,878 that you have actually watched the performances we're discussing. 404 00:20:05,878 --> 00:20:07,598 Don't worry about that. 405 00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:09,158 I know all these bitches. 406 00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:12,238 I don't know who they are, but they're types. 407 00:20:12,238 --> 00:20:15,998 The star, the dame, the girl next door, and the ingenue. 408 00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:18,998 - I don't think... - Honey, I vote in the Academy Awards. 409 00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:22,598 I picked the best film nine times in the past ten years, 410 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:25,638 and I've never seen a motherfucking one of those movies. 411 00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:27,238 So trust me, hmm? 412 00:20:29,198 --> 00:20:31,078 I got this. 413 00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:34,918 I've just bumped into Wayne Sleep. 414 00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:39,758 He's on the panel for Reality and Constructed Factual, whatever that is. 415 00:20:39,758 --> 00:20:44,998 I'll tell you what that is. That is a continuing drama without the need of a scriptwriter, apparently. 416 00:20:44,998 --> 00:20:46,838 It's like improv, with real people. 417 00:20:46,838 --> 00:20:49,758 What, you mean they give you an award for eavesdropping? 418 00:20:49,758 --> 00:20:50,798 I'm afraid so, yeah. 419 00:20:50,798 --> 00:20:51,838 GORDON LAUGHS 420 00:20:51,838 --> 00:20:54,398 Right, well, shall we all reconvene? 421 00:20:56,038 --> 00:20:58,198 I just want to remind everybody of the categories. 422 00:20:58,198 --> 00:21:02,158 This is Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role. 423 00:21:02,158 --> 00:21:05,998 Now, do we feel like we are perhaps in a position to eliminate a couple of 424 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,958 the candidates, turn it into a two-horse race? 425 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:11,078 Absolutely. Ditch the two younger ones, it's too soon for them. 426 00:21:11,078 --> 00:21:12,598 It'll only screw up their careers. 427 00:21:12,598 --> 00:21:13,878 That's the spirit, Paula. 428 00:21:13,878 --> 00:21:16,838 You were never one for sending the lift back down, were you? 429 00:21:16,838 --> 00:21:18,998 Fuck that, they can use the stairs, like I did. 430 00:21:18,998 --> 00:21:22,558 Anyone else agree that we should lose Kelly and Anna? 431 00:21:22,558 --> 00:21:23,918 Anna, yes. Kelly, no. 432 00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:25,998 I dunno, I like them all. 433 00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:27,158 It's so hard, isn't it? 434 00:21:27,158 --> 00:21:29,438 Well, can we all at least agree on keeping Shona? 435 00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:30,798 Everyone seemed to like her. 436 00:21:30,798 --> 00:21:34,718 Er, yes, just looking at some of the comments, she was "truthful", 437 00:21:34,718 --> 00:21:37,958 it was "a remarkable performance", someone said she stole their heart. 438 00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:39,478 I think we all know who that was. 439 00:21:39,478 --> 00:21:42,358 Jackie said she's always brilliant in every part she plays. 440 00:21:42,358 --> 00:21:46,478 Yep, again, anointed. She's brilliant in everything, she also wins awards for everything. 441 00:21:46,478 --> 00:21:48,518 She won for Best Actress last year, didn't she? 442 00:21:48,518 --> 00:21:50,638 She did, but that must not affect our decision. 443 00:21:50,638 --> 00:21:52,838 Wait a minute, she won last year? 444 00:21:52,838 --> 00:21:55,038 I didn't know that. Well, that changes everything. 445 00:21:55,038 --> 00:21:57,198 Yeah, and if I remember rightly, she was hardly in it. 446 00:21:57,198 --> 00:22:01,278 She won it because she's Shona Andrews and it is completely unacceptable 447 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,918 to not give her an award if she's been in a programme that year. 448 00:22:03,918 --> 00:22:07,878 Oh come on, that's not fair, she wins because she's an exceptional talent. 449 00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:10,678 I'm not denying that, but equally my heart would sink a little bit if I 450 00:22:10,678 --> 00:22:12,638 was watching this on telly and she gets up again. 451 00:22:12,638 --> 00:22:14,518 - He's got a point. - I agree, it's too much. 452 00:22:14,518 --> 00:22:15,718 Oh, guys, this is rubbish. 453 00:22:15,718 --> 00:22:20,358 All I am saying is can we be the jury that doesn't just hand the award to 454 00:22:20,358 --> 00:22:22,558 Shona Andrews simply for existing? 455 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,718 Well, let's take a vote. 456 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,798 All those in favour of removing Shona from the list. 457 00:22:33,558 --> 00:22:35,558 Well, that's a majority. 458 00:22:35,558 --> 00:22:38,078 Shona is off the list. 459 00:22:38,078 --> 00:22:40,518 Though still a very great honour to be nominated. 460 00:22:43,718 --> 00:22:46,398 Right, if we could lose one more, that would be great. 461 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:50,718 Um, let's recap what was said about Anna. 462 00:22:50,718 --> 00:22:53,238 Rupert wasn't impressed, thought she was another mumbler. 463 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:55,998 Clive said she was fantastic, great authenticity. 464 00:22:55,998 --> 00:22:57,638 Gordon thought she was out of her depth. 465 00:22:57,638 --> 00:22:59,838 Clive then changed his mind and agreed with Gordon. 466 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:02,638 - I'm allowed. - Yeah, she's gone, let's wrap this up. 467 00:23:02,638 --> 00:23:05,398 You can't hurry this, these are such important decisions. 468 00:23:05,398 --> 00:23:08,318 Yeah, cos I can't wait to find out who won Constructed Reality(!) 469 00:23:08,318 --> 00:23:11,118 Right, well, let's put it this way, then. 470 00:23:11,118 --> 00:23:13,878 Does anybody think Anna gave the best performance? 471 00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:21,798 In that case, she's another worthy nominee, but not our winner. 472 00:23:22,878 --> 00:23:24,838 So, it comes down to these two. 473 00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:30,238 Dame Dorothy, "a national treasure", "twinkly", stole Paula's heart, 474 00:23:30,238 --> 00:23:33,118 and Kelly also stole Paula's heart. 475 00:23:33,118 --> 00:23:38,158 - They all did. - "Very moving", "flat-chested" - not sure that's really relevant. 476 00:23:38,158 --> 00:23:43,958 A bit soapy, perhaps, but - and this is very important, I think - she did make Jackie and her mum cry. 477 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,278 Well, that just about nails it, then. 478 00:23:46,278 --> 00:23:50,038 So, can we take a quick show of hands, just to get the temperature of the room? 479 00:23:50,038 --> 00:23:51,878 All those for Kelly. 480 00:23:51,878 --> 00:23:53,718 GORDON DRUMS AND CLICKS FINGERS 481 00:23:55,798 --> 00:23:56,958 And for Dame Dorothy? 482 00:23:59,158 --> 00:24:01,158 So, both ladies have three votes each. 483 00:24:01,158 --> 00:24:04,038 Oh, Jesus Christ, I just requested my Uber. 484 00:24:04,038 --> 00:24:07,198 Can we not call them ladies, please? It's really patronising. 485 00:24:07,198 --> 00:24:09,958 - What are they then, kangaroos? - They're actors. 486 00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:12,038 - Well, actresses. - I don't like that either. 487 00:24:12,038 --> 00:24:13,998 OK, you know what? I switch. 488 00:24:13,998 --> 00:24:15,798 - Sorry? - Who did I vote for? 489 00:24:15,798 --> 00:24:17,278 Just change it to the other one. 490 00:24:17,278 --> 00:24:20,998 All right, so now it's four to Kelly and two to Dorothy. 491 00:24:20,998 --> 00:24:22,678 You can't do that, Paula, that's unfair. 492 00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:26,278 - Watch me. - Well, hold on, if she's changing to Kelly, I'm changing to Dame Dotty. 493 00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:28,638 - Oh, for goodness' sake. - So, it's back to three-all. 494 00:24:28,638 --> 00:24:30,278 Yes, I switch to Dorothy as well. 495 00:24:30,278 --> 00:24:33,478 Now that's four to Dorothy and two to Kelly. 496 00:24:33,478 --> 00:24:36,118 For God's sake, Clive, will you stand on your own two feet? 497 00:24:36,118 --> 00:24:37,758 - But I'm agreeing with you. - Well, don't. 498 00:24:37,758 --> 00:24:39,398 I'm not going to do your script, OK? 499 00:24:39,398 --> 00:24:41,758 - What? - Blood Oranges, I read it last night. 500 00:24:41,758 --> 00:24:44,678 - It's just a rehash of Spooks, it's shit. - Well, which bit? I'll change it. 501 00:24:44,678 --> 00:24:47,198 - All of it. - Well, I switch to Kelly, then. 502 00:24:47,198 --> 00:24:48,638 You have to respect the process. 503 00:24:48,638 --> 00:24:50,198 And it's three-all again. 504 00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,158 Can we just do the final vote, please? 505 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,838 Khalid is two minutes away. 506 00:24:53,838 --> 00:24:55,358 Why don't you just give it to Dotty? 507 00:24:55,358 --> 00:24:56,518 I thought you already had. 508 00:24:56,518 --> 00:24:58,198 Exactly, his vote shouldn't be counted. 509 00:24:58,198 --> 00:25:00,998 Oh, yes, so that's two to Dorothy and three to Kelly. 510 00:25:00,998 --> 00:25:03,078 What a load of bollocks. 511 00:25:03,078 --> 00:25:06,518 If you don't want the professional opinion, 50 years' experience, 512 00:25:06,518 --> 00:25:11,198 you may as well ask some witless couch potato who they want to win. 513 00:25:11,198 --> 00:25:13,118 Well, we do have Jackie with us. 514 00:25:13,118 --> 00:25:16,718 Jackie, is there anything you'd like to add to the debate? 515 00:25:18,478 --> 00:25:20,118 No, it's all right. 516 00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:22,038 Every opinion is valid. 517 00:25:22,038 --> 00:25:23,078 Even yours. 518 00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:30,358 I'm not clever like all of you. 519 00:25:31,918 --> 00:25:35,398 I didn't realise you had to think about all these other outside things, 520 00:25:35,398 --> 00:25:39,918 like how old they are, or how many other awards they've won... 521 00:25:41,038 --> 00:25:42,598 ..or who's popular in the industry. 522 00:25:44,478 --> 00:25:49,398 It's not fair on the ladies - sorry, the actors - 523 00:25:49,398 --> 00:25:51,398 to have someone like me passing judgment. 524 00:25:52,598 --> 00:25:55,398 I think I'm just going to go and leave you all to it, if you don't mind. 525 00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:01,198 I've made a fool of myself. I'm so sorry. 526 00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:13,758 Well, that's what happens when you invite the public. 527 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:18,718 MESSAGE TONE AND VIBRATION 528 00:26:20,238 --> 00:26:25,238 Right, erm, shall we dish out the electronic devices? 529 00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:29,518 Remember, these will lock in your final vote. 530 00:26:29,518 --> 00:26:32,558 As there are only five of you left, there's no chance of a tie. 531 00:26:38,878 --> 00:26:41,638 Well, I've got to go. 532 00:26:41,638 --> 00:26:43,438 It's been a pleasure. 533 00:26:43,438 --> 00:26:45,598 If you want a lousy night at the theatre, 534 00:26:45,598 --> 00:26:48,598 come to the Trafalgar Studios next month 535 00:26:48,598 --> 00:26:51,438 and help me drown my sorrows in the bar afterwards. 536 00:26:51,438 --> 00:26:52,998 Yes, I'd love to do that. 537 00:26:52,998 --> 00:26:54,558 We should swap numbers. 538 00:26:59,238 --> 00:27:02,238 Well, I've got a screening to get to, so, er... 539 00:27:03,918 --> 00:27:05,598 ..keep up the good work, everyone. 540 00:27:05,598 --> 00:27:08,638 Can't wait to see what you all do next. 541 00:27:08,638 --> 00:27:12,958 Anyone fancy a swift debriefing session down at the Coach and Horses? Gordon? 542 00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:14,238 No, thanks. 543 00:27:14,238 --> 00:27:16,918 If Shona Andrews passes, let's try Kelly Marsden. 544 00:27:16,918 --> 00:27:19,438 I'll come. Er, I've not got much cash on me at the moment. 545 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,398 Typical bloody writer, I'll treat you. 546 00:27:21,398 --> 00:27:25,398 There's actually a part in Blood Oranges you would be perfect for, if you wouldn't mind reading it. 547 00:27:25,398 --> 00:27:28,998 - Oh, yes? - It's a 30-year-old Japanese woman at the moment, but I don't mind changing it... 548 00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:54,358 Sorry, forgot my phone. 549 00:27:54,358 --> 00:27:55,878 Oh, Jackie. 550 00:27:57,518 --> 00:27:59,998 I hope that wasn't too bruising for you. 551 00:27:59,998 --> 00:28:03,998 These artistic types can be fairly temperamental, as I'm sure you're aware. 552 00:28:03,998 --> 00:28:05,678 So, do you know who won? 553 00:28:05,678 --> 00:28:09,038 Yes, and I think you'll be satisfied. 554 00:28:09,038 --> 00:28:12,038 Let's just say they voted with their hearts rather than their heads, 555 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:14,798 and part of that is down to you, so well done. 556 00:28:14,798 --> 00:28:16,398 HE LAUGHS 557 00:28:16,398 --> 00:28:17,438 Cheerio. 558 00:28:22,278 --> 00:28:23,318 No, Giles. 559 00:28:42,398 --> 00:28:44,638 It's because I'm the best actress.