1 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,371 Check. Check. 2 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,131 Check. Check. 3 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,980 - Hey, Dan. - Jerry. 4 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,060 - New sign? - Same sign, Jerry. 5 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,242 New suction cups. Come on. 6 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,940 No. I was actually calling about the reunion, 7 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,100 you know, 'cause it's right around the corner. 8 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,140 ...from Barkledge High School. Is this... 9 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,740 ...well, I... 10 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,180 Herbert Farber just hung up on me. 11 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,300 Jesus, dude, how many times have you been married? 12 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,500 Well, bring 'em all. 13 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:40,420 May I speak with Jeff Suttleson, please? Jeff? Dan Landsman. 14 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,380 From high school. The D Man. 15 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,686 No? Nothin'? 16 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,409 Neil Boitress, D Money. 17 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,700 Dan Landsman. 18 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,168 It was a nickname. Everyone used to call me that. 19 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,884 Yes, they did. They definitely did. 20 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,765 Class of '94? Yes, there we go. 21 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,127 No, I don't think I still suck. 22 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,283 Yes, it's that time. 23 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,820 Twenty years. Can you believe it? 24 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,500 Well, we sent out a paper invitation 25 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,620 and followed that up with an e-vite, and a link to the Facebook page. 26 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,340 You did? Great! 27 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,841 But you're not... Got it. 28 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,860 There seemed to be a little indecision in your voice. 29 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,806 I'm gonna see if I could flip you. Flip you to a yes. Okay. 30 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:27,846 That's not very mature. 31 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,970 Craig? Randy? 32 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,460 - So... - I'm up for beers. 33 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,820 What are you guys doing? You guys grabbing beers, or... 34 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,580 - Yeah, I don't think... - I'm gonna head home myself. 35 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,540 Yeah. So, maybe next time. 36 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:48,860 - Yeah, yeah. - All right, buddy. 37 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,500 - Okay. - Probably next time. 38 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,380 Okay. 39 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,005 Yeah, I'll call you. 40 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,540 Well, I'm askin' you what the... 41 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:56,980 What is the future of Pirates' baseball? 42 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,940 The problem is here in Pittsburgh we know that we can't 43 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,100 spend as much on salary, so they constantly have guys 44 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,740 that they develop, that leave Pittsburgh. 45 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,260 Well, you know what? You can't bring Dave Parker back. 46 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,100 You can't bring back Willie Stargell. 47 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,220 You gotta go with what got you there. You gotta go with prospects. 48 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,927 Do you think McCutchen is enough to lead this team to a World Series? 49 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,330 They invite you for drinks? 50 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,011 No. 51 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,202 Did you tell them that you wanted to go like we talked about? 52 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,368 Yeah. They just weren't goin' tonight. 53 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,300 I thought they said that last time, 54 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,620 but then you drove by and you saw them. 55 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,210 Yeah, well, they weren't doing that this time. 56 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,524 Zach, wanna tell your dad about your new girlfriend? 57 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,460 - Girlfriend? - She's not my girlfriend. 58 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,483 Just heard this girl, Heather, likes me. 59 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:11,203 She's older. I told him he should ask her out. 60 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,560 You think I should? 61 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,844 I'd do a little more investigating. 62 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,460 These girls usually like older guys. 63 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,460 I think that's what I'm bumpin' up against. 64 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,769 You know, put some feelers out there. 65 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,845 I did. And her friend said it's true. 66 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:35,220 Yeah, well, you never know. I mean, the friend could be lying. 67 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,321 Why would she lie? 68 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,380 Well, what if it's a prank planned by all the girls at school 69 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,807 to get you to ask her out and then they all laugh and make fun of you? 70 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,500 - Dan! - What? 71 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:46,161 I'm just preparing him for certain realities of high school. 72 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,300 Good morning. Shurmur Consulting. May I help you? 73 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,050 No... 74 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,130 Come on. 75 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,281 Come on! 76 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,401 What the fuck is this? 77 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,420 Where are they? I don't get this. 78 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,969 - Bill, have you got a second? - Yeah, Daniel, come on in. 79 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,006 I hate to bring this up again, 80 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,020 but the Internet connection is so beyond frustrating. 81 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,780 - What do you mean, the cord? - No, not the cord. 82 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,848 The speed. We got to get with it, you know. 83 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,060 - That's why we lost the Harkin account. - No. 84 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,686 I went to high school with Dale Harkin, and he won't work with us? 85 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:47,845 The reason we lost the Harkin account is 'cause Dale's dad is a liar. 86 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,924 Dale's dad is a perjurer. 87 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,100 And he wants things faster. He emails. 88 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,329 I've been doing this job for 40 years without a computer, and I'm doing fine. 89 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,580 Okay, but what happened to the Bill Shurmur 90 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,180 I always wanted to work for? 91 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:02,860 The Bill Shurmur who always loved catchin' that big fish. 92 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,740 Daniel, I get it. I hear you. 93 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:09,740 I just don't have the funds for these toys. 94 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,660 I can't! Don't do that. That's not fair. 95 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,000 Come here. 96 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,260 All right, you're my guy. You know that, right? 97 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,380 Yeah, but... 98 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:24,100 And you've been telling me to think bigger for years, 99 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,460 but I need to have a little more cashola first, 100 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,420 and then, I promise you, 101 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,888 the Dan Plan is a go. I promise you. 102 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,606 Get out of here. 103 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,820 Now on sale at Cabinets To Go. 104 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,060 We've got solid wood, high-quality kitchen cabinets 105 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:53,607 with features like self-closing European-style hardware, 106 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,405 dovetail joints, and guaranteed moisture... 107 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,881 Come on in. You'll find the quality... 108 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:06,722 The ocean and the sun. Both beautiful, both deadly. 109 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,610 Now, the ocean, I can keep that safe pretty easily 110 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,890 But the sun... 111 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:21,961 The ocean and the sun. Both beautiful, both deadly. 112 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,521 Stacey? 113 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,560 Honey? 114 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:37,322 This is my beach. And I need to protect it. 115 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,884 Now, the ocean, I can keep that safe pretty easily 116 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,220 But the sun, 117 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,608 I leave that to Banana Boat triple-defense sunscreen for men. 118 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,646 - What? - You didn't notice anything there? 119 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,246 I don't know what we're looking for. 120 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,124 Fucking Lawless! Oliver Lawless. 121 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,140 - From high school? - Yes, from high school. 122 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,369 On a national commercial. He did it. He made it! 123 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,100 Zach, that was one of Daddy's good friends. 124 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,043 - Really? - No, it was not. 125 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:11,369 - He was a friend. - This is what you woke us up for? 126 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,980 God damn it, Dan! 127 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,540 It's gonna take me half an hour to put her back to bed. 128 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,140 - Go to sleep, Zach, please. - All right. 129 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,242 Jesus! 130 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,641 Let's watch it one more time. 131 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,980 ...sunscreen for men. 132 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,700 - Hey, Dad, can I ask you about Heather? - Not now, Zach, we're watching. 133 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,940 - We've seen it a bunch now. - It's crazy, right? 134 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,780 - Yeah, I guess. - You guess? 135 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,060 What? Right, 136 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,846 how many of your close buddies are on a national TV spot? Come on. 137 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,566 And I'm recording. 138 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,020 - ...the ocean and the sun... - Nope. No, no, no, stop. 139 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,700 You got to start earlier, then hit play, then exit, 140 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,940 so the bar goes away before it starts. Okay, let's do it again. Run it back. 141 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,580 Back it up, and give me some volume. 142 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,500 - Mom said that I... - Don't worry about Mom. 143 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:55,286 I'll handle Mom. Come on, Zach. One more time, we're so close. 144 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,770 And play. 145 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,540 Banana Boat. 146 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,530 The only boat en route to protecting your skin. 147 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,251 - Excuse me. - Good? 148 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,364 Zachary! 149 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:06,921 Hang up the phones. 150 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,203 Hang up the phones! 151 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,140 Okay. 152 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,580 Jesus Christ! 153 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,700 - What are you doing? - And... 154 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,420 - What the fuck? - I'll tell you what the fuck, Randy. 155 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,820 D-Fresh has an idea. 156 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,100 - Who's D-Fresh? - It's me, Jerry. Focus. 157 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,486 I have an idea. 158 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,090 It's gonna take this thing to the next level. 159 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:32,500 And get every single person from our class to RSVP "yes." 160 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,580 How? 161 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,140 Taj, bring up the reunion Facebook page for me, please. 162 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,500 Everyone gather around. 163 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,020 - Gather around? - Come on. Chop-chop. 164 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,380 Why? Why would we do that? 165 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,970 Press play for me, Taj. 166 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,220 - The ocean and the sun. - And full screen it for me, Taj. 167 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,767 - Both beautiful, both deadly. - What the fuck is this? 168 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,802 - Is that Oliver Lawless? - Yes! 169 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,044 It's Oliver Lawless. He's a big Hollywood actor now. 170 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,540 We get Lawless to come, the whole class will follow. 171 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,529 It's like one of those bullshit charity events. 172 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,220 They bring out the celebrities. 173 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,608 If Dave Schwimmer goes, everyone goes. 174 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,780 Look, as chairman of the alumni committee... 175 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,180 There is no chairman, Dan. 176 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,260 Okay, then how come I am the only one 177 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,700 with the administrator password to the Facebook page, Lucy? 178 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,882 Because you set it up and you won't give it to anyone. 179 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,140 Whatever! I'm telling you he's the answer here, guys. 180 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,220 Okay. Let's just assume that you're right, 181 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,260 and I'm not sayin' that you are, 182 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,660 but let's just... Let's assume it for a second. 183 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,660 - Okay. - How're we supposed to get him? 184 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:32,740 Yeah. 185 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:33,841 He hasn't responded to anything. 186 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,281 Nothing. 187 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,846 Maybe I should be the one reaching out. We're old friends. 188 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,700 - You were not friends with Lawless. - Was I not, Randy? 189 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,980 Is that why he sent me the video, 'cause we weren't friends? 190 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,420 Well, you could've just recorded it off your TV. 191 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,220 - That's obviously what he did. - That's exactly what he did. 192 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,540 Guys, guys, we're getting away from the issue here. 193 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,060 Okay, okay, how 'bout we go to the other issue then. 194 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:56,085 The one where you're, like, lying about being friends with Lawless. 195 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,450 I don't need this. 196 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,900 I'm going to get my friend Oliver Lawless 197 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,846 to come to this reunion and then we'll see which issue is which. 198 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,406 What? 199 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,129 Oliver! What's up, dude? 200 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,620 Haven't seen you in a long time, bro. Since high school? 201 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,529 Has it been that long? Jeez! 202 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:22,688 So, looking very likely I'll be headin' out to the West side on biz. 203 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,620 Thought maybe we could grab some brews 204 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,740 on the old expense account. Holler at me, dawg. 205 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,140 You can message me here, or you can hit me up on my email. 206 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,651 Peace. 207 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,050 D Rock. 208 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,368 - Morning, Shelley. - Hey, Dan. 209 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,411 - James. - Dan. 210 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,684 Los Angeles businesses. 211 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,081 Drazen Partners. Voila. 212 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,450 Kent Drazen. Hello, sir. 213 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,580 - Bill, you got a sec? - Yeah, come on in. 214 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,380 Got a very exciting prospect. 215 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,260 This firm in LA just fired their whole team. 216 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,850 I got wind of it. Made a couple of calls. 217 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,940 Ended up havin' a pretty substantial email exchange 218 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,020 with the CEO, Kent Drazen. 219 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,300 He wants me to fly out there and meet him. 220 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,607 Here, check out the email. Kent Drazen. 221 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,980 - Well, then I guess... - He's the CEO. 222 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,525 - I pressed something... - Here, no problem. 223 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,980 - I'll get it right back. - Please. 224 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,491 - There it is. - No. Forget it. 225 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,860 - Just... I don't... - Is that better? Are you sure? 226 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,980 - No, no. - You can see it. 227 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,127 Please. 228 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,780 Well, right here, 229 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,980 he says how he likes doing things the old-fashioned way, face to face. 230 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,570 Reminds me of you, Bill. 231 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,100 And right here he says, "I would love to do business with your company." 232 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,929 I mean, that's a strong email. 233 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,643 You have an instinct here, Daniel? 234 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,645 I do. This could be big. 235 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,060 - Let's do it. - Yeah? 236 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,420 Yeah. You book two tickets. Economy. 237 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,760 Well... 238 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,491 You want to... 239 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,580 - Yeah, I should meet him. - Yeah. 240 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,887 Well, I mean, I hope it doesn't spook him, but... 241 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,140 - Well, why would it spook him? - Yeah. Right. 242 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,660 Well, let me check the airlines. See if I can grab you a seat. 243 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:26,162 Thursday flights, sold out, sold out, sold out. 244 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,540 Cross-checking with the other carriers. Nothing. 245 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,849 - And you can see that on the phone? - Yeah, it's a new app. 246 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,700 - We tried. - Hold on. 247 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,500 Looks like a solo mission this time. 248 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,980 I got an idea. Let me just call Roselle. 249 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,220 She's been my travel agent... 250 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,060 She's gonna be looking at the same screen I'm looking at. 251 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,528 Never hurts to try. I got to tell you, I don't trust the web. 252 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,524 Yeah. Roselle, please. 253 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,780 - You did a soul patch? - Yeah. 254 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,820 - Zach, don't drag the suitcase. - Sorry. 255 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,460 This is huge. 256 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,660 You found this guy. Does Bill know that? 257 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,780 Yeah, he knows. 258 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,260 Are you gonna have time to do anything cool, Dad? 259 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,860 Zach, this is a business trip. Not a lot of room for dickin' around. 260 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,180 Get the suitcase out, please. 261 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,180 You're gonna kill it. I'm so proud of you. 262 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,362 - Who was doubting himself? - I was. 263 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,960 - And who told you that you shouldn't? - You did. 264 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,410 - I love you. - Love you. 265 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,243 Daddy's got a business trip. 266 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,580 Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few minutes 267 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,411 I'll be coming through the cabin to offer you a selection from our beverage service. 268 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,260 This is a nice plane. 269 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,020 Yeah. Glad Roselle was able to get you a seat. 270 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,380 Yeah, right away. 271 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,450 I told you, online, it's a crapshoot. 272 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,531 I want to go over the itinerary just once more with you. 273 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,180 - Okay. - We land at 4:40. 274 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,409 There should be a Marathon Rent-a-Car shuttle at baggage claim. 275 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,166 We go, we walk... You okay? 276 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,660 - Are you nervous? - No. 277 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,820 I haven't heard from Drazen actually. 278 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,809 Ever since I emailed him that you were joining. 279 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,180 Yeah. 280 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,090 Listen, next time you email him, can you add me to it? 281 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,620 I've seen those, where there's multiple... 282 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,122 Yeah, the thing about that is if it doesn't start as a group thing, 283 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,966 it's tough to add someone later. 284 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,606 Well, that makes sense. 285 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,620 - Two rooms. - Two rooms. 286 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,260 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 287 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,620 Hi, I'd like to leave a message for Bill Shurmur. 288 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,540 It's from Kent Drazen. Meeting canceled. 289 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,051 Hold on one sec. 290 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,490 - Hello? - Is this Daniel? 291 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,620 Oliver! What's up? Hold on. Can you hold on? 292 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,260 - I guess. - You sure? 293 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,806 - Yeah, go. - I'll call you back. 294 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,324 - Dude. - What's up, Daniel? 295 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,060 Not much. You know, actually, I go by Dan now. 296 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,605 Great. 297 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,446 Right? Yeah, it's shorter. Daniel's kind of... 298 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,660 - Yeah, man. Dan's better. - Yeah, thank you. 299 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,000 I'm glad you like it. 300 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,969 So, what's up, Dan? Why'd you call? 301 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:26,420 Well, like I said on my VM, I'm in town on business. 302 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,340 Okay. 303 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,680 Hey, you wanna get a beer? 304 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,460 No, man, this week's kind of tough for me, but... 305 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,686 How long you in town for? 306 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,500 Just a couple of days actually. 307 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,460 Are you comin' out at all again this year? 308 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,450 No, I don't have that planned at all. 309 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,486 All right, fuck it. I'll meet you. 310 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,180 - Redbury in 30. - Redbury? 311 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,011 Okay, is that a... You know what, I'll find it. 312 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,081 Hello? 313 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,380 Sir? 314 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,700 Again, if your whole party's not here, I'm gonna need the couch. 315 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,340 He's parking right now. Please just cut me a little slack. 316 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,090 - Three minutes. - Thank you. 317 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,767 - Dan? Hey. - Dude, yeah. What's up? 318 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,180 - You all right? - Yeah. I got us a couch. 319 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,044 Hey, let's sit at the bar. 320 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,444 I'm not gonna need the couch. 321 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:01,300 Yeah, it's a little consulting firm meeting with a big firm. 322 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,300 Hopin' they'll contract us to... This is so boring. 323 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,340 - What am I rambling on about? - I've no idea, man. 324 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,967 You are killing it, sir. 325 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,020 "Banana Boat. 326 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:17,205 "It's the only boat en route to protecting your skin." 327 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,980 Fucking sick, bro! 328 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,540 Yeah. It turned out all right. 329 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,766 All right? 330 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,380 Do you have any idea how many people around here 331 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,140 are trying to do what you're doing? 332 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,083 And you know how many of them fail? 333 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,164 Good for you, dawg. Just like in high school. 334 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,683 "There's Lawless." "What's he doin'?" "Steppin' back for the three." 335 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,060 Fuck! 336 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,420 I haven't thought about that in a while. 337 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,860 Hey, you know what? You should come to the reunion. 338 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,380 - Twenty years, comin' up. - Nah, man. 339 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,164 - That's not my thing. - Yeah. 340 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,020 Damn. 341 00:20:56,120 --> 00:21:00,140 You must be crushin' on out here with the talent level off the charts. 342 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,368 I mean, the acting thing must help with the girls. 343 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,571 Girls and guys. 344 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,761 - What with guys? - Well... 345 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,100 I mean, are you gay? Are you gay, dude? 346 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,328 I mean, it's totally cool, if you are. 347 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,300 I'm not into labels. 348 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,370 I don't know, I like whatever. 349 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,160 Cool. Cool. 350 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,300 Scoop section lists several approaches to online privacy 351 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,084 along with the conventional wisdom about each one... 352 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,220 - Here you go. - Okay. 353 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,288 I've never taken a muscle relaxant before. 354 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,765 Down the old hatch. 355 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,500 Yeah, man, it's a good buzz when you booze. 356 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,807 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm feeling it already. 357 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,940 All right, so what, you got married right after high school? 358 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,780 College, actually. Yeah. We got pregnant. 359 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,780 And then, bought a house down in Clarkstown. 360 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,180 It's a nice area, you know. Good schools. 361 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,408 Then, you married Stacey Polster? 362 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,940 Fourteen years. 363 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,804 - She was cute. - Yeah. 364 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,243 She was no Holly James, but... 365 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,280 Fuck you, man. Holly James. Shit. 366 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,083 It's been a while since I've heard that name. 367 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,925 I bet. 368 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,844 - Her pussy, man. - Yeah? 369 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,081 So tight. 370 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,083 - Like, almost too tight. - Oh, shit. 371 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,340 Hey. She'll be there. 372 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,603 - Where? - At the reunion. You should come. 373 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,331 Fuck that tight pussy again. 374 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,486 She'd be all over my shit, wouldn't she? 375 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,700 - Totally. - No, no, no. 376 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,690 - There's no way I'm going to that. - No? 377 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,124 Okay. 378 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,040 Yeah. 379 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,580 - Yeah, I don't really... - Okay. Make a fist. 380 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,180 - Okay, here we go. - Here we go. 381 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,487 And we just have to snort it? Yeah? 382 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,123 All right. Here we go. 383 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,962 Holy shit. Is that Dermot Mulroney? 384 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,481 Right there. 385 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,220 - Yeah, that is Dermot. - Wait a second. You know... 386 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,620 You just call him Dermot? Are you guys friends? 387 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,700 I mean, yeah. 388 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,700 That is so weird how you guys all know each other. 389 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,220 LA's a big town, but the business is small. 390 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,324 Small. Right. You should go talk to him. 391 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,680 - Yeah? - Yeah. 392 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,460 - Nah, man. - Yeah, go. 393 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,100 Yeah, I probably should, I should say hi. 394 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,611 - Yeah. - Yeah. 395 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,060 - Hey, what's up, buddy? - Hey. 396 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,321 How you doing? 397 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,887 Yeah, do we know each other? 398 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,646 No. No, no. No. I'm just a big fan of your work. 399 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,260 - Hey, thanks. - Yeah. 400 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,885 Thanks a lot. 401 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,082 - I'm an actor too, so... - Right on, brother. 402 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,620 It's great seeing you. 403 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,529 I'm in a Banana Boat ad right now. 404 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,084 Cool. 405 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,660 Did you ever do any commercials, or... 406 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,740 - No. - Okay. 407 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,729 No, I started in studio films. 408 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,420 Films? Yeah. Of course you did. 409 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,380 - I've seen every one of them. - Thanks a lot. 410 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,050 - Yeah. - Thank you. 411 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,460 - Dermot Mulroney. - Yeah. 412 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,561 - Good to see you. - Thank you. 413 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,860 - Oliver. - Yeah, Oliver. 414 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,620 Yeah. Good to meet you, man. 415 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,121 All right, man, you guys keep rockin'. 416 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:25,881 What? 417 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,484 What happened? What did he say? 418 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,300 He was just talking shit. He wanted me to sit down. 419 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,300 I was like, "I gotta go, man. My buddy's here, so..." 420 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,780 You don't wanna get caught up in that, man. 421 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,460 He'll just... He'll eat up your whole night. 422 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,460 - Yeah? - Let's go have a drink. 423 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,800 All right, yeah. 424 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,244 - Hello? - Hey, honey. 425 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,380 What are you doing? It's 4:00 in the morning. 426 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,380 Shit. I'm sorry. Hey, did you see my Facebook? 427 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,244 I posted a new pic. You gotta check it out. 428 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,002 - Dan, I'm sleeping. - Please, please. 429 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,220 Just go down there to the computer really quick, honey, please? 430 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,651 Christ. 431 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,540 He's gotta be kidding me. 432 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,766 You on there yet? 433 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,207 - Baby, you on there? - I just walked into the living room. 434 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,610 Okay. 435 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,370 Are you on there now? 436 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,100 - Wait, is that... - Yes, it is. 437 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,580 Oliver Lawless. I'm hanging out with him. 438 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,220 And you know, we just saw Dermot Mulroney. 439 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,060 And he just seems like a normal guy. Just a totally regular dude. 440 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,900 Well, that's great, honey, but what... How was the meeting? 441 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,020 What meeting? Right, yeah. Good, really, really good. 442 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,487 Okay, well, so is it happening? 443 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,660 You know, it's close. There's contingencies. 444 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,020 - I'm cooked, man. - You're cooked. 445 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,580 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I gotta go. 446 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,125 I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you, bye. 447 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,700 Dude, I'm so happy. Best night ever. Best night ever. 448 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,609 - Are you kidding? It was great. - Can we do it again? 449 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,300 Absolutely, man. Hey, take care. 450 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,811 - Tomorrow night? Bring Dermot. - All right, man. 451 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,820 - Yeah, I'll text him. - And the reunion? 452 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,922 Nah. All right, brother. 453 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,760 Hello? 454 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,580 What's up, man, you okay? 455 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,365 - Yeah, can I come in? - Get in here. 456 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,700 - Do you have a minibar? - I don't think I have one. 457 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,420 - Fuck. Right here. - Is that what it is? 458 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,740 - Yeah, help yourself. - Yes. 459 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,320 Fifteen bucks a bottle, no big deal. 460 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,724 I fucking couldn't sleep, man. 461 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,729 Yeah, me neither. 462 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,008 Man, you ever feel like you're just... 463 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,564 You're just lying to yourself? 464 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:10,940 What do you mean? 465 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,964 Well, when you lie to yourself, you lie to the whole world. 466 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,490 And that's a shit-heavy thing to carry around. 467 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,040 It's like do you ever feel like you're so on the same page with someone 468 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,242 that you don't even know what to say to that person? 469 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,566 Ask me why I'm here, Oliver. Why I'm really here. 470 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,481 You're here for your business meeting, right? 471 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,300 That's what my wife thinks. 472 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,404 That's what my boss, who's sleeping right above us, thinks. 473 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,140 But the truth is, I came here 474 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,403 to get you to come to our high school reunion. 475 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,651 I'm on the alumni committee, Oliver. 476 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,921 I'm actually chairman of the damn thing. 477 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,340 Jesus. 478 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,487 And I told them 479 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,685 if I got you to come, that everyone else would, too. 480 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,660 I mean, you really think they'd give a shit? 481 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,500 Are you kidding me? They would shit themselves. 482 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,045 You're Oliver Lawless. 483 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,242 Yeah, whatever that means. 484 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,125 Okay. 485 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:23,602 Do you know what I did when I graduated high school? 486 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,409 I went to community college. Down the street from high school. 487 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,369 Took the first job I got. 488 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:35,285 I never left home. I did what every other asshole did. 489 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,930 But not you. 490 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,561 You said, "Fuck it." You went after your dream. 491 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,620 - Yeah. - And you fuckin' fulfilled it. 492 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,260 You're the Banana Boat spokesman? Excuse me? 493 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:53,570 Banging hot chicks all over town. Boys with Mulroney. 494 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,100 You are the best thing to ever come out of Barkledge, bro. 495 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,929 By a long shot. 496 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,007 And if you come to this thing, 497 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,820 you will be giving those people a gift 498 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,367 that they will remember for the rest of their pathetic lives. 499 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,521 So wait. 500 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,409 What'd you tell your boss? 501 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,740 No, no. I'm so fucked. I told... 502 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,731 I told him that there's a CEO in town that wants to work with us. 503 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,489 Why would you do that? 504 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,962 I didn't think he would come. It's so stupid. 505 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,364 - What are you gonna do about it? - I don't know. 506 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,126 But he's gonna find out that I made up the whole thing. 507 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,127 Wait. 508 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,969 Maybe he doesn't have to. 509 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,140 And thank you, Mr. Drazen, for reconsidering. 510 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,620 That's very kind of you. 511 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,900 Well, first of all, call me Kent. 512 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,540 Okay, let's just get that right out of the way. 513 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,580 And can I just say? This man is a superstar. 514 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,900 Did I tell you that already? 515 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,890 He single-handedly got me excited about this, 516 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,500 and I don't get excited easy. 517 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,620 Yeah, that's Daniel. 518 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,926 Thanks, Mr. Drazen. 519 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,042 Now, let me tell you why this deal still isn't gonna happen. 520 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,980 I talked to the board this morning. 521 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,060 We ran the numbers forward and backward. 522 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,527 And, I mean, we really wanted to make this work, 523 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,401 but sadly we are just maxed out right now. 524 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,500 - Damn. - Yep. 525 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,620 Now, here's what I propose. We put a pin in it. 526 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,564 All right? We come back next fiscal when the flow's a little healthier. 527 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,047 - We revisit. - I like that. 528 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,620 That sounds good, thank you. 529 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,180 Just hang on one second, Daniel. 530 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,442 I won't be able to sleep tonight if I don't say this, 531 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,700 but there's got to be some way we can make this work. 532 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,580 Bill, you know, they ran the numbers. 533 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,047 - The numbers have been run. - Sorry. 534 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,366 I'm very sorry. 535 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,770 How about if we cut our fee? All right? 25%. 536 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,970 That's very generous, but I'm afraid that still won't get it done. 537 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,884 50%. 538 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,367 - Bill, can we even... - All right. 539 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,121 Come on, Kent. 540 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,500 We both know this deal makes sense. 541 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,420 And this guy, I mean, he can deliver. 542 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:24,127 So, I just don't know how you can say no to this deal. 543 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,600 - Man, I don't know what to say. - Say yes. 544 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,006 - Okay, you got yourself a deal. - Yes. Excellent. 545 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,860 This feels right. 546 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,980 This makes sense. 547 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,889 You see? Okay... 548 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,970 Okay, well, I'm shaking. 549 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,286 I'm a little shaky as well. 550 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,851 I'm gonna get the best champagne this place has. 551 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,760 All right. 552 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,740 Fuck me! That was awesome! 553 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,980 I mean, we just had a back and forth 554 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,570 that was like... It just fucking evolved, you know. 555 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,740 That was great. 556 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,780 - That was great. - I didn't go too far, did I? 557 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,860 - I mean, that felt natural to me. - Yeah, I mean, you know, 558 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,620 the part where you accepted the deal might have been a little bit. 559 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,210 - Yeah, but Dan, it was real. - Yeah. 560 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,260 If I said no, it would've been false, totally false. 561 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,249 He would have seen right through it. 562 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,580 Maybe. I mean... 563 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,860 I was buying the whole out-of-cash argument. 564 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,900 God! It was fucking good, man. 565 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,571 No, well, I mean... Nah, nah, nah, Dan. That's fine. 566 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,364 You get to look great. Nobody gets hurt. 567 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,100 Well, Bill. 568 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,565 What? You kidding me? Look at him. 569 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,321 He's having the time of his life. Guy couldn't be happier. 570 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,180 - Yeah. - Come on, look. 571 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,140 We're in the catbird seat. Okay? We can pull the plug whenever we want. 572 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,620 Either way there's no deal. Just get that in your head. 573 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,860 - No deal. - Okay. 574 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,884 Why not let it sit for a little bit? Have a little fun with it. I don't know. 575 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,300 - You know? - Yeah. 576 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,140 - I mean, maybe you're right. - Maybe I'm right? 577 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,700 Fuck you. Damn right I'm right. 578 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,580 Damn right I'm right. Now, we're gonna celebrate. 579 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,740 - Okay. - We're gonna drink some bubbly. 580 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,300 - Yes, and then... - And have a good time. 581 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,811 Tomorrow you call him and say... 582 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,490 Yeah, whatever, we don't wanna do it. 583 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,722 Yeah. A week from now, we'll do it tomorrow, 584 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:11,860 - but right now, - No rush. 585 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,900 - We're not gonna think about it. - Probably the sooner the better, but hey! 586 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,001 We're gonna celebrate, right? 587 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,780 - You don't know who that is? - I don't. 588 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,460 You haven't seen his national commercial spot? 589 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,620 - No. - Banana Boat. 590 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,820 He's the Banana Boat guy. 591 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,684 - That's the fucking guy! - Hey! 592 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,531 That guy is this guy and this guy is that guy. 593 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,650 We're friends from high school. 594 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,450 - What's up, A-Time. - A-Time. 595 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,090 Come on. 596 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,165 Go on. 597 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,286 Time out. 598 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,081 Billy, KD here. 599 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,260 Listen, man, just wanted to say it was a pleasure meeting you, 600 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,284 and I look forward to doing some biz. Drazen out. 601 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,085 Hey, ladies! 602 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,220 - Give me that. - That's so good. 603 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,900 - No, no, no, no. Come on. The coke. - The coke. Sorry. 604 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,843 Yeah, right there... Right here is fine. 605 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,260 All right, cool. Thank you. 606 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,805 All right. 607 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,411 - Fuck! - Oh, my God. 608 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,680 Dude... 609 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,725 I haven't had a night like that in a long time. 610 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,084 Man, I had such a blast, too. 611 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,610 Dan... 612 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,800 Thank you, man. 613 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,969 Thank you, man. 614 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,521 Come here. 615 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,090 All right. 616 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,443 - I'll come to reunion. - Oh, my God. 617 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,841 - Hey, bro. - Hey. 618 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,209 It was fun last night, man. 619 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,890 Yeah. 620 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,740 You want some coffee or something? 621 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,444 No, no, I'm good. 622 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,649 Gee, I hate this. 623 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,691 What's up, babe? 624 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,888 What are you doin'? 625 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,004 Just waking up. 626 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,500 Yeah, my phone died... 627 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,204 Sorry, babe. 628 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,205 What did you get into last night? 629 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,530 Yeah, it was fun. 630 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,100 T-shirt? 631 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,486 Second drawer. 632 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,211 Yeah. 633 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,369 I texted you. 634 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,370 Fuck you. 635 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,130 You're full of shit. Check your phone. 636 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,570 Babe, how was it? 637 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,163 Come on, baby, not again. It's too early for this shit. 638 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,083 Yeah, nothin'. 639 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,569 I gotta... 640 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,204 Just give me a sec. 641 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,885 - My plane. - What? 642 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,564 Hang on a second. 643 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,885 All right, man. 644 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,290 Just come pick me up. We can go from here. 645 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,171 It doesn't matter... 646 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,685 Mimosa? 647 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,660 Mimosa? 648 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,580 Wow, wow, wow. What a trip, huh? 649 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,260 Closin' that deal like the old days, huh? 650 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,260 - Mimosa? - Yep, here we go. 651 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,300 One of the perks of first-class travel. 652 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,860 You earned it, Dan boy. 653 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,371 Mimosa? 654 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,804 Congratulations. 655 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,729 Bill must be thrilled. Did you ask for a raise? 656 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,780 Not yet. It just happened. 657 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,407 Well, you gotta ask him about it. This is all because of you. 658 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,820 I know, I will. 659 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,163 And what about Lawless? Did you get him to come? 660 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,260 What? 661 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,966 - Is he gonna come to the reunion? - Possibly. 662 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,281 I mean... 663 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:50,260 He wants to, but it's a big expense. Have to fly him out here and put him up. 664 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,805 What's this? 665 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,043 There are no buttons on this shirt. 666 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,700 That's weird. 667 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,900 Were there buttons on there when you bought it? 668 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,480 Yes, I wouldn't buy a shirt without buttons. 669 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,460 So what goes on now? 670 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,900 People just try shit on and then throw it on the ground? 671 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,780 Step on stuff and buttons come off, 672 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,087 and they just put it on the rack and sell it? 673 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,249 Okay, I'll return it tomorrow. 674 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,620 Are you gonna say somethin'? 675 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:23,100 'Cause something needs to be said to the manager. 676 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,567 'Cause that's fucking bullshit. 677 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,085 It's Lawless. 678 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,300 Olli. D-Smooth. What's up, my brother? 679 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,060 Hey, that was some fuckin' fun ass shit out there in LA. 680 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,660 The LA. It's like a great place, shit. 681 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,100 So, yeah, give me a call back. I wanna talk reunion with you. 682 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,660 I'm feeling like the more I think about it, the lamer it gets, you know? 683 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,060 I don't know, I'm thinking about bailin' 684 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,340 on the whole thing, to be honest with you. 685 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,260 Who needs to see all those clowns? 686 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,443 So, yeah, give me a call back. I'll shoot you an SMS as well. 687 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,450 All right. Peace, bro. 688 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,820 Two, three... 689 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,740 What's goin' on here? What is all this stuff? 690 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:07,562 These are brand new computers. Top-of-the-line, just what you wanted. 691 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,100 Puttin' the Dan Plan into action. 692 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,409 We're gonna give this office a facelift. Hip up the place. 693 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,100 Well, that's great, 694 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,460 but do you think maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves a little bit? 695 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,580 I mean, what if the deal falls through or somethin'? 696 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,808 I mean, we haven't even signed the paperwork yet. 697 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,400 No, no, no. It's as good as done. 698 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:30,180 I'm a very good judge of people, and I trust Drazen. 699 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,645 - Yeah, I do, too... - And guess what? 700 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,060 I sent Dale Harkin an email. 701 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,260 Get the fuck out of here. 702 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,044 I did. I told him about the Drazen deal, 703 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,860 and I told him about what's going on here 704 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,780 and he wants another meeting. 705 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,780 Oh, man, you... You scored. 706 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,043 Danny, I am so proud of you, bucko. 707 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,220 - Thanks. - Come on, enjoy. This is for you. 708 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,005 - You feel good? - Yeah, I'm startin' to feel good. 709 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,047 What's this? 710 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,420 Dan, let me just start by suckin' a little shit here. 711 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,980 Lawless RSVP'd. 712 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,100 And then a bunch of others RSVP'd. 713 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,220 Yeah, and I've turned several "noes" into "maybes." 714 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,980 Several "noes." 715 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,420 Now "maybes" 'cause of you, your plan. 716 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,841 Well, you know, thanks, guys, but... 717 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,611 We doubted you, pal. We wanna apologize for that. 718 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,764 Should we just skip this bullshit and go celebrate? 719 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,761 - Yeah. Yeah, we should. - Yeah. 720 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,100 - Yes. - All right, yeah. 721 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,900 I'm buying drinks tonight, and we're gonna drink 'em together. 722 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,100 - Oh, yeah. - I think you should do it, dude. 723 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,090 - Great job, Dan. - Look at you, big man. 724 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,780 So, walk us through it. How did you do it? 725 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,100 You go out there. You give him a call. He answers, you say what? 726 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,940 Yeah, tell us how you turned him, Dan. 727 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,180 You know, it was a very delicate dance, guys. 728 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,900 It was just, I think, you know, 729 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,890 the key was makin' it seem like it was his idea. 730 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,500 How? 731 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:56,700 - How? - Exactly. 732 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,609 Yeah, how exactly did you do that? 733 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,660 You know, I don't even really remember it. 734 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,540 I just sort of flipped the script. 735 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,620 Sort of like a reverse psychology and a subtle thing I did, 736 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:09,849 then all of a sudden he was eatin' out of the palm of my hand. 737 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:15,500 "Dude, when is it, D... Slice. What do I wear?" 738 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,649 I was like, "Calm down. It's not for a few weeks. We'll be in touch." 739 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,082 But, fuck, he's been blowin' me up ever since. 740 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,484 Yeah. 741 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,001 Yeah. Yeah. 742 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,522 Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? 743 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:04,848 We should do that more often. 744 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,442 Well, what are those? 745 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,925 CK. Boxer brief hybrid. You like? 746 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,249 Yeah, they are really cute. 747 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,290 Look at that tush. 748 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,482 Just the cutest... 749 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,620 So, Heather, you like Zach? 750 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,370 - Dad. - I do. 751 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,620 What do you like about him? 752 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:19,220 Well, I think he's funny. 753 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,766 He's smart. 754 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,564 Super hot. 755 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,690 - Dad, the phone? - Zach, I know. I'm getting it. 756 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:39,020 What's up, dude? My son's in the car. 757 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,100 What's goin' on, dawg? You get my VM? 758 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,140 - No, man, I don't check those. - Cool. 759 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,460 Hey, Mr. Lawless, I love your commercial. 760 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,450 - Who's that? - Okay, just hang on one sec, Oliver. 761 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,561 Get out of the car, both of you. 762 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,300 - But why? - Just for a second. 763 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,020 I'm gonna finish the call, then you can get back in. 764 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,060 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. - All right, All right. 765 00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,764 You put the child lock on. 766 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,980 - God! - Thank you. 767 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,780 And then close the door, close the door behind you. 768 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,300 Close the door. 769 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,940 - Sorry about that. Where were we? - I have no idea. 770 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,660 Yeah, I know, the reunion. 771 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,620 Yeah, what do you think? Should we bail? 772 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,540 Bail? Why? No, man, I'm down. 773 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,980 Yeah, I could be down. I could be down. 774 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,660 It's just... My head keeps on going back to when we were out in LA 775 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,140 partying and saying how fucking stupid it was, right? 776 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,900 I mean, you even said there's no way you would go. 777 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,220 You remember sayin' that? 778 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,140 Yeah, but then you kind of sold me on it. I mean, Holly James. 779 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:33,208 Thought it'd be fun to crash with you and Stacey. 780 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,260 Yeah. It's just... 781 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,124 Do we have the room, the baby... 782 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,851 No, worries. I'll just stay at Craig's. 783 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,371 You guys talked? 784 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,900 Yeah, he said he's got plenty of room. 785 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,180 You know what? I'm sure we can make it happen. 786 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,930 Have you stay with us. 787 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,684 Unless that's weird. 788 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,700 No, why would that be weird? 789 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,802 Yeah. No, it's not. 790 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,404 All right, man, either way. 791 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,007 Or yeah, just the way we just said. 792 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,700 Hello? 793 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,860 Okay. Okay, All right. Come on. Let's go. Let's go! 794 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,041 Come on, guys! 795 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,243 There he is. See my sign? Like I'm your driver. 796 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:41,324 - Where are we? Which way? - This way. 797 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,002 All right, I'll just put it over here if anyone needs it. 798 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,648 - Care if I smoke? - Not at all. God, no. 799 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,740 Please, go on ahead. Mind if I bum one? 800 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,525 I mean, unless you're low. Thank you, kindly. 801 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,888 Make yourself comfortable, yeah. 802 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:21,880 All right. 803 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:27,401 Hey, real quick, just to clear up any... 804 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,211 What happened in LA, 805 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,880 if we could just keep that... 806 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,580 - Yeah. Yeah, of course. - Cool. 807 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,170 I mean, I don't even know what that... 808 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:46,121 Dan, it's in the past. Let's have a fun weekend. 809 00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:47,401 Yeah. 810 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,045 Yeah, absolutely. 811 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,563 That's where we did. Where else were we gonna hang out? 812 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,780 Dan, I don't know how you did it, man, but you bagged yourself a good one. 813 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,300 Yeah, I had a huge crush on her. 814 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,460 - What? - Okay. 815 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,740 - You didn't. - Come on, you knew. 816 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,380 - No. - Yeah, you knew. 817 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,700 I would stare at you every day in that class that we had. 818 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,220 Remember with the freak teacher? He wore his fucking pants up to here. 819 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,540 - Right, what was his name? - Yeah. 820 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,460 - Mil something. - Milman? 821 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,131 Milton. Jesus. 822 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,220 - Dad, can I ask you something? - Yeah, yeah. 823 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,845 In a bit, Zach. 824 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,460 - Milburk? - Milhorn. 825 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,846 - Milhorn. - Milhorn. 826 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,660 - Yes. - Yeah. 827 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,888 That's right. Milhorn. 828 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,740 The memories... With the pants. 829 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,205 Milhorn. 830 00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:41,965 Were you in that class? 831 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,283 We had that other class together, remember, too? 832 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,401 Which one was that? 833 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,580 - I don't know, man. - Drama. That's what it was. 834 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,684 And that teacher was a character. 835 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,524 - Was she? - What was her name? 836 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:06,124 - Spicer. - Yes, Spicer, thank you. 837 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,700 It's amazing. 838 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,420 She remembers all the things. 839 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,363 Okay, I have to ask you something. 840 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,460 - Jenny Lehmer. - Oh, God. 841 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,164 She said that you guys hooked up. Is that true? 842 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,885 Let me tell you what happened with Jenny. 843 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,980 She's, like, always passin' me these notes... 844 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,651 It's Heather. She's maybe too fast. 845 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,340 She follows me into the locker room. 846 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,300 - Oh, shit. - She told me about the locker room. 847 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,209 I'm getting ready to get to the crazy shit. 848 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,060 She wants to have sex and she wants it to be a threesome. 849 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,446 - What do I do? - Zach, not now. 850 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,260 - What's the matter? - Nothing. Zach's just... 851 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,900 It's fine. What's the rest of the... 852 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,780 Zach? Is he upset? 853 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,540 - I don't know. - Is he all right? 854 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,620 I'll go check on him. 855 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:51,486 - No, honey, Oliver's mid-story. - Zach? 856 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,300 I can tell that story anytime. It's no big deal. 857 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:54,401 Zach? 858 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,960 Honey? Are you crying? 859 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,100 Zach is really upset. You should talk to him. 860 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,140 It's the girl stuff. He doesn't wanna talk to me about it. 861 00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:09,004 Okay, I will. 862 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,885 So, what was up with the whole Spicer thing? 863 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,940 What? 864 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,008 You came in with the name right away. 865 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:20,580 What are you talking about? 866 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,460 You guys were tryin' to think of Milhorn's name 867 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,180 going back and forth, but then when Oliver 868 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,220 and I were tryin' to do the drama teacher, you just came out and said it. 869 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,448 You killed the whole thing. 870 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,248 Killed what whole thing? I knew her name. 871 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,324 I knew Milhorn's, but I still let you have fun with it. 872 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,780 What is going on with you exactly? 873 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,740 - What? - You are acting so weird. 874 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,140 How am I acting weird? 875 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,083 Dan, Wi-Fi password? 876 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,241 - What? It's easier if I do it for him. - Yes, go. 877 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:54,610 There's lots of numbers and letters, case-sensitive. 878 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,121 Be right back. 879 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,020 - Hey, man. - Hey, what's up? 880 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,780 - I'm just... - I just got off the phone with your boss. 881 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,645 - What? He called you? - Yeah, man, he called... 882 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,860 - Dude. - Yeah, yeah, sorry. 883 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,691 So, how did he get your number? 884 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,540 He said he had it from when I left him that message. 885 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,180 He learned how to check his recent calls. 886 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,300 Fuck, he's getting smarter. What did he say? 887 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,526 He wanted to know where we were at 888 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,971 and whether or not he should send paperwork. 889 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,100 - Shit! - Yeah, this is out of control, man. 890 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,329 Now, he is callin' me. You gotta put this thing to bed today. 891 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,540 Today? I was gonna hang with you. 892 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,100 - I already called in sick. - No, no, no, man. 893 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,620 You gotta handle this. It's uncool. 894 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:40,960 Wait. Oliver? 895 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,340 Are you mad at me? 896 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,340 What? No, I'm not mad at you. 897 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,620 I just can't have him callin' me, you know? 898 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,140 - Yeah. - I mean, it was fun in LA. 899 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,540 - Now, it's just weird. - It is weird. 900 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,060 - Totally. - Fix it, dude. 901 00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,562 Got it. I'm on it. Consider it done. 902 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,500 She just didn't sleep, that's the problem. 903 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,604 When she does... Dan? 904 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,211 So we move our mouse to the search bar. 905 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,849 - This is the mouse? - That's the mouse. 906 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,370 We click, and the cursor will appear. 907 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:30,140 - So, we just type "Bill..." - Lower case? 908 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:31,526 It doesn't matter, Bill. 909 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,700 - Into the search bar here. - My screen looks different. 910 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,060 Sorry to interrupt. 911 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,220 Bill, can I steal you for one second? It's important. 912 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,641 Yeah. Can you just give me five minutes, please? 913 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,260 Yeah, I'll be right outside the door. 914 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,204 - I think I hit... - Would you help him, please? 915 00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:47,860 Enter. 916 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,088 - Return. - And click "Search." 917 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,408 Hey, you all right? 918 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,611 What's with the pink? 919 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:22,220 Well, this is my sister's room. 920 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,402 My dad made me move in since you were comin'. 921 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,540 That sucks. I could have stayed at Craig's. 922 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,563 You should have told him to fuck off. 923 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,300 I would never... 924 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,926 Well, sometimes you got to, man. 925 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,644 Everybody's got their line in the sand, you know? 926 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:39,921 Right. 927 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,409 All right, what else you got? 928 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,968 Well, my girlfriend, Heather? 929 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,940 She wants to have a threesome. 930 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,644 - Guy or girl? - Girl. 931 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,321 Okay. So, what's the problem? 932 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,100 - I'm nervous. - About what? 933 00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,965 I think she thinks I'm more experienced than I am. 934 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,001 - How many girls have you fucked? - None. 935 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,561 Why? 936 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:07,530 Well, I'm 14. 937 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,220 What does your dad say? You talked to him about it? 938 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,810 I've tried. 939 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,660 - I feel like he's weird about sex stuff. - Yeah. 940 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,491 He thinks you should only have sex with someone if you love them. 941 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,245 You know what I think? 942 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,611 I think you should find a way of loving both these girls. 943 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,685 Simultaneously. 944 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,380 Hey, what's goin' on? I'm in the middle of my Internet class. 945 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,767 Did you call... Wait. What Internet class? 946 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,100 Well, I gotta learn how to use these machines. 947 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,900 Steve just taught us how to search for someone on Google. 948 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,100 Okay, first of all, I'm not even sure that's the best way to search for stuff. 949 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,060 Google is kind of a dated thing, you know? 950 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,340 It all depends on what web browser you're using, 951 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,220 and if the search engine is compatible. I don't wanna confuse... 952 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,740 Hold on, didn't you call in sick? 953 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,020 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm feeling much better. Did you call Drazen? 954 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,060 Daniel, I cannot afford to get sick now. 955 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,208 You're not gonna get sick. Did you call Drazen? 956 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,700 Yeah, I called him just to check in. 957 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,245 What's wrong? I was just checking in. 958 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,420 Okay, I really wish you would run that kind of thing by me first. 959 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,660 It turns out he did not love that call. 960 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,922 - Why? - Because he's been dealing with me. 961 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,884 Exclusively. He's been, you know, communicating with me. 962 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,140 We got a rapport, and now, he just seems really rattled. 963 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,940 Damn it! Bill, I'm sorry. 964 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,860 It's okay. It's just, I feel bad you spent all this money. 965 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,420 Can you fix it, please? 966 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,260 - Please? - I don't know. I'll try. 967 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,740 But I doubt it. He's genuinely pissed. 968 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,700 - But I'll try. - I thank you. 969 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,700 And again, I'm sorry, I just blew it. 970 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,848 - But no more calls. - You know what? 971 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,620 - I'm not calling anyone. - Okay. 972 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:49,881 Ever. 973 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,406 God damn it. Sorry, guys. 974 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,540 So you're kissin' Heather, right? Focus on her. 975 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,483 She's number one. You don't let her forget that. 976 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,100 But you also don't want the other girl... 977 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,884 - What's the other girl's name? - Jill. 978 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,260 Jill. Now, you don't want Jill to feel left out. 979 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:05,850 - Of course. - All right? 980 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,042 So you're gonna do one these guys. 981 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,220 Okay, that makes sense. 982 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,220 Okay? Now, let's say, things are heating up. 983 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,209 Clothes start comin' off. We're fucking. 984 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,980 Obviously, you got one cock. 985 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,460 So you can't do 'em both at the same time, 986 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,580 - right? - Right. 987 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,648 We wanna try and get as close as possible. 988 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:22,801 How? 989 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,407 You stack 'em. 990 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,562 Yeah, man, like, lawn chairs, one on top of the other. 991 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:29,700 - Like lawn chairs? - Think about it. 992 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,370 Visualize it. 993 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,848 - It works. - Okay. 994 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,251 Hey. 995 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,260 - Don't forget. Wear a condom. - Right. 996 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,500 Then rip that thing off. Hose down those lawn chairs. 997 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:47,965 Sure. 998 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,170 It's Lawless. 999 00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:00,620 Yo, yo, yo. What's up, dawg? It's the D Man. 1000 00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:04,122 Just wanted you to know, the Bill sitch? Handled, dawg. 1001 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,700 You will not be receiving another call from him, 1002 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,131 of that I can assure you, sir. 1003 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:13,020 Headin' out of the office now. Guess I'll see you back at the crib. 1004 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,900 And we gotta figure out what we're gonna get into tonight. 1005 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,809 You and me, player. 1006 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,820 Okay. Cool. 1007 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,241 Late. 1008 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,420 So what did he say exactly? He was going... 1009 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,220 He didn't say. They were just going out. 1010 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,220 - They? - Yeah. 1011 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,060 Craig already came by to pick him up. 1012 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,980 We all had a drink together, and then they left. 1013 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,889 I said that you would text him when you got home. 1014 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,140 Yeah, I've been texting, Stace. I've been texting. 1015 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:40,500 It's Lawless. 1016 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:45,740 Hey, it's getting late. I guess you're still out. 1017 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,740 Not getting texts. 1018 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,420 If you could just let me know, maybe ballpark when you're gonna... 1019 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,980 Or whatever. I can just leave a key under the mat. 1020 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,890 The one right at the front door. I'll leave it under there. 1021 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,847 All right. Hope you're having fun. 1022 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,885 Good night, Oliver. 1023 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,500 Man, this is our night, okay. 1024 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:40,931 Bye, Craig. 1025 01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:48,930 - Later. - Looking good. 1026 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,883 - Later. - Later, dudes. 1027 01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:05,246 - I don't know if he'll kill me. - Don't worry about it. 1028 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,767 Shit. Are we being too loud? 1029 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,082 - A little. - Okay. 1030 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,090 Sorry, bro. We'll try and keep it down. 1031 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,260 Actually... 1032 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,169 - Hi. - Hi. 1033 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,930 Can I talk to you for a second? 1034 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,611 Right now? 1035 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,644 Yeah, man. 1036 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,340 What's up? Sorry. 1037 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:56,460 So, is everything okay between us? 1038 01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:57,540 What do you mean? 1039 01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:00,644 I don't know, I'm just feeling a little bit of a distance. 1040 01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,083 Has something changed that I'm not aware of? 1041 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,043 I mean, maybe we should talk about it. 1042 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,970 I don't know, we haven't really talked about what happened. 1043 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:15,487 I mean, I'm kind of in the middle of something, you know? 1044 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,482 All right, sit down. 1045 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,923 Fuck me. 1046 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:31,005 Dan, LA was fun. We did it up. 1047 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,860 But it was a one-time thing. 1048 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:36,580 Yeah. I know, totally. I don't want that to happen again. 1049 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,580 I need you to know that. 1050 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:41,251 - I'm not gay. - I'm not, either. 1051 01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,740 Right. I mean, I'm married, I have a family. 1052 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,524 Exactly. 1053 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,251 But... But, but... 1054 01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,220 What if we were in like an alternate universe 1055 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:55,209 where I wasn't? 1056 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,205 - Why does it matter? - I don't know. 1057 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,522 Dan, go to sleep. 1058 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,449 Okay. Okay. 1059 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:29,780 Dan. 1060 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,042 Jesus! No! 1061 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:37,087 - I'm sleeping. Get off of me. - Sorry. Sorry. 1062 01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:39,460 - It's delish. - I just put it together, guys. 1063 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:41,244 Home cooking, man. I miss it. 1064 01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:42,960 Stop. 1065 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,006 ...lying in the tall grass... 1066 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,525 Good morning. 1067 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,980 Look at this kid, he's focused. You got a big night. 1068 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,660 What's going on here? What's up, buddy? 1069 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,540 Hey, man. You remember Alyssa. 1070 01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,140 - Hi. - Yeah. 1071 01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,460 All cleaned up. 1072 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,689 So, what were we laughing about? 1073 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,203 Z-Bone's got himself a big night lined up. 1074 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,641 Z-Bone? What is that? 1075 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,330 Nickname I gave the kid. 1076 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,210 I don't think that works at all. 1077 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,603 He's going to have his first threesome. 1078 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,921 What? 1079 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,940 Right? I mean, I was 16 before I did that. 1080 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,247 - Did what? - Nothing. 1081 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,180 Alyssa, would you like some potatoes? 1082 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,851 Yes. I would love some. Thank you, Stacey. 1083 01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:32,450 Hey, man, you're ready to go. 1084 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,531 So, where is this supposed to go down? 1085 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,860 At Heather's. Tomorrow night. 1086 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,450 And where are her parents? 1087 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,180 They are going to be at your reunion. 1088 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:43,805 They are? That's perfect. 1089 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,380 - Yeah, it totally is. - Yeah, it actually is. 1090 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,420 So, I'm just the last to find out about this? 1091 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:51,060 - No, man. Stace doesn't know. - Please don't tell her, Dad. 1092 01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:52,740 Hey, he's not gonna tell her, dude. He's cool. 1093 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,969 Yeah, I'm cool. But I should have known about this. 1094 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,562 I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen, so I asked Oliver. 1095 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,081 So you encouraged this? 1096 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,648 - Yeah, why wouldn't I? - He's 14. 1097 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,420 What are you gettin' so upset about, Dan? 1098 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,887 You should be celebrating this. He's a stud. 1099 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:11,380 - You know what? I want you out of here. - What? 1100 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,060 You heard me. I want you out of this house! 1101 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,180 Dan! 1102 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:15,700 Stacey, this does not concern you. 1103 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:17,370 - It's okay, Stacey. - No, it is not okay. 1104 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:18,891 It is okay! 1105 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,620 Maybe I overstayed my welcome. 1106 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,620 I'm gonna get my things and crash at Craig's. 1107 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,927 I am so sorry, Oliver. 1108 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,889 Dan, what is the matter with you? 1109 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,204 So sorry... 1110 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,961 So, you can see that the ladies are on the dance floor 1111 01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,540 underneath this beautiful railing. 1112 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,700 If you get a chance later, have a free moment of time, 1113 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,580 come and check out the model. It's almost to scale. 1114 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,580 If you actually could hold on that for a second, Luce? 1115 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,500 Thank you so much. I just got a text from Lawless, 1116 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,331 and he needs the password to the Facebook page. 1117 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:59,780 - What does he need it for? - Jesus Christ. 1118 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:03,020 He wants to post a photo of us from last night. 1119 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,260 Who gives a fuck? 1120 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,860 Dan, you're not the gatekeeper of the Facebook page. 1121 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,580 Please, give him the password. 1122 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,569 Oliver is not a committee member, Lucy. 1123 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:11,340 Yeah, but Craig is. 1124 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:12,660 But he's just gonna give it to him, Jerry. 1125 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,171 No, I won't give it to him. 1126 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:17,489 Because I can only give it to people who are on the committee. 1127 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:23,407 Okay, everyone heard him say that. You're on record. 1128 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,122 Okay, fine. 1129 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,284 R-E... 1130 01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,931 U-N... 1131 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,571 I... 1132 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,210 O... 1133 01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:43,606 - N. - It's "reunion"? 1134 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,500 - With three exclaims on the end. - Good password. 1135 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,489 Randy, come take a look. 1136 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:54,921 Look. He's doing it. 1137 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,500 No, we're talking about something else entirely. 1138 01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:00,126 - Really? What are you talking about? - Just give me a second. 1139 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,445 I'm gonna shit myself! 1140 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,691 Me too. 1141 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,649 Okay, you know what? 1142 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:11,681 This has gone off the rails, and what are we doing? 1143 01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:15,220 We're giving passwords to non-committee members, 1144 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,641 we're letting them upload unauthorized photos. 1145 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,340 Dan, I'm gonna ask you to calm down. 1146 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,522 Lucy, I'm totally calm. 1147 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:25,860 What the fuck is going on here? This is ridiculous, okay? 1148 01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:28,660 It's one guy and we're gonna build the whole fucking thing around him? 1149 01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,020 - It was your idea. - What the fuck? 1150 01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:31,740 What the fuck do you care? 1151 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,900 Renina, you never ever talk, and now you pipe in? 1152 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,580 - She's right, Dan. We... - Okay, so what? 1153 01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:39,460 So I made a mistake. Am I not allowed to make a mistake? 1154 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,660 Am I not human? This reunion is for everybody. 1155 01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:46,060 It's for all of us! Not just him! 1156 01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,400 God! 1157 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:57,484 Okay. Announcement. 1158 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,366 I think I'm out, guys. 1159 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:03,820 - All right, man. - No, I mean, out-out. 1160 01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,060 No, we get it. We know what you meant. 1161 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:08,780 You know, it's honestly fine. I mean, all the work's done, so... 1162 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,006 Okay. 1163 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:12,405 Anyway... 1164 01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,167 - What, that? - Yeah, look, and then... 1165 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,284 Is there a picture of just me and him? 1166 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:44,890 - Hey, Daniel. - Hey, Bill. 1167 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,001 Are you okay? 1168 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,660 A lot of stuff, Bill. 1169 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,321 Yeah, well, I hate to pile on more, but we got a problem 1170 01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:59,060 because I am... I am 90% sure 1171 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,083 that this is not the guy we met with. 1172 01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,220 And I do not know what is going on. 1173 01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,005 But I think we're being duped in some way. 1174 01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:10,643 And see, when I click this like Steve said, 1175 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,530 the picture stays the same. 1176 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:15,620 Now, if I could enlarge this, then we would know who this is. 1177 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,340 But I can't. 1178 01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:19,620 I don't know. There's no way to enlarge this. 1179 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:22,140 Yeah, there's no way to enlarge it. 1180 01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:23,401 Right? 1181 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,206 Fuck. 1182 01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:28,651 Maybe if I hit this. 1183 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,081 No. 1184 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,083 - Bill. - Yeah. 1185 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:40,361 There is a way to enlarge it. 1186 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:45,820 That's not him. 1187 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,729 No. It isn't. 1188 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:51,885 And Google is a great way to search for stuff. 1189 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,100 It's actually the best engine out there. 1190 01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,725 What? 1191 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:01,340 And you can add someone to an email chain at any point. 1192 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:02,965 It's so easy. 1193 01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:05,610 Daniel, what's going on? 1194 01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,005 I lied to you. 1195 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,284 There's no deal in LA. 1196 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,928 Kent Drazen isn't real. 1197 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:21,060 The guy you met, his name is Oliver Lawless. 1198 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:24,130 And he was the coolest guy in my high school, 1199 01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:26,780 and I just wanted to go out there 1200 01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:29,326 and convince him to come to the reunion. 1201 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,291 You faked a deal? 1202 01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:36,164 So you could take a trip to LA? 1203 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:40,220 Why didn't you just buy a ticket and go out on the weekend? 1204 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:43,020 Yeah. Yeah. 1205 01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,407 In retrospect, that would have been a lot easier. 1206 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:49,570 But I needed an excuse for my wife, so... 1207 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:52,020 Okay. I got you. 1208 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:55,806 So, couldn't you have just told her it was a business trip, 1209 01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:58,170 and left me out of it? 1210 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:02,521 I could have. I could have. I could have done that. 1211 01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:06,522 Actually, I'm not sure why I didn't. 1212 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:13,970 So what now? 1213 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:17,450 I mean, I assume I'm fired. 1214 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,364 Fired from what? 1215 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,364 I don't even know if we have a company anymore. 1216 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,010 Right. 1217 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,409 I spent so much money... 1218 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,890 I know, right. Right. 1219 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:37,847 I don't know what to say, Bill. I mean, I am so sorry. 1220 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,088 I never meant for it to go this far. 1221 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:46,044 You know what's funny? 1222 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:50,045 I actually liked Drazen. 1223 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:53,540 I did, too. 1224 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,140 Yeah, and, I don't know, it just felt good, you know, 1225 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,402 chasing the big fish again, you know. 1226 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,565 He liked you, Bill. 1227 01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,810 That was real. 1228 01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:06,081 It wasn't real. 1229 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:12,762 Well, right, I mean, he wasn't really Drazen, but... 1230 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:16,483 - Did you get him? - Who? 1231 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,604 Your friend, Lawless. 1232 01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:21,685 I got him. 1233 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:25,380 Good. 1234 01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:28,529 Bill, are we cool? 1235 01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,601 Have fun at the reunion, Daniel. 1236 01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:00,728 - Ready? - Yep. 1237 01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,688 Dan, this is gorgeous. 1238 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,460 Stacey Polster. 1239 01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,801 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 1240 01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:25,765 - Wendy Fleur. - How are you? 1241 01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:28,724 I'm good. It's actually Stacey Landsman now. 1242 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,330 You remember Dan? 1243 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,849 - Hi, Wendy. - Hi. 1244 01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:38,211 We had Spanish and Chemistry. 1245 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:44,580 I'm gonna go get some drinks. 1246 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:45,660 - Okay. - Perfect. 1247 01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:46,780 Thanks. Just a white wine. 1248 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:48,245 Yeah, two. 1249 01:13:58,200 --> 01:13:59,964 Yeah, Lawless crew. 1250 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,405 Hey. 1251 01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,660 - Dan. - Dale Harkin. 1252 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:10,780 What's up, buddy? 1253 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,180 We're gonna be seeing you next week, right? 1254 01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:15,045 Hey, I hear big things are happening over there. 1255 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,521 You know, Shurmur tried to FaceTime me the other day. 1256 01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:19,483 I didn't even know the old man had a phone. 1257 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,011 Yeah. 1258 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:24,770 Hey, did I hear right? 1259 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,570 That you got Lawless here? 1260 01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,860 Yeah, I might have had somethin' to do with that. 1261 01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,086 Nice job, dude. 1262 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,020 Oh, man. 1263 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:35,940 Hey, not to sound gay or anything, 1264 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:39,408 but I always thought he was just the shit. 1265 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:43,887 Like I would have done anything to have been his friend, you know? 1266 01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:46,971 Yeah. 1267 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:50,220 Anyway, let's get fucked up, right? 1268 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,731 Yeah. 1269 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,004 Hey, Dan. 1270 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,930 Hey, fuckin' A, guys, you did it. 1271 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:45,900 How you doin'? 1272 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,402 I'm fucking great. How are you doin'? 1273 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:50,940 Smoking? 1274 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,300 You know, whatever, I smoke when I drink, 1275 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:56,210 sometimes I'll have a smoke. What's the big deal? 1276 01:16:57,520 --> 01:16:59,363 - Are you okay? - I'm fucking great. 1277 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:03,371 It's a party. You know what? I'm partyin'. Just loosen the fuck up. 1278 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,684 Who are you right now? 1279 01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:11,740 You're wasted! You're obsessed with Oliver. 1280 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:14,571 Wearing the same underwear as him. 1281 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:22,483 How do you know what kind of underwear he wears? 1282 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:30,646 - You fuckin' him? - What? 1283 01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:35,681 I did his laundry, Dan. 1284 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:02,604 - Dan. - Jerry. 1285 01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:05,567 - Was that cocaine? - Come here. 1286 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,820 - Okay. - Jerry, Jerry, Jerry... 1287 01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,620 Let me ask you somethin'. How about this? 1288 01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,131 - D-Nice. - What? 1289 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:16,164 Have people just call me that from now on? 1290 01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:18,609 I don't know. It feels forced. 1291 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:21,500 It's a little bit forced. That's what I was thinkin', too. 1292 01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:23,180 Okay, come on, give me some options. 1293 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:24,850 - Pitch me out some new ones. - I don't know. 1294 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:27,020 You just have to find what works for you, you know? 1295 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:29,340 Like me, it's J-Dawg. It's obvious. 1296 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:30,805 Fuck. 1297 01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:37,128 You've got it all figured out, don't you? 1298 01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:40,485 Don't you? 1299 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:43,485 I don't know. I don't think. 1300 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,531 You have such an easy life, J-Dawg. 1301 01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:54,380 - Let's go back to the party, okay? - Yeah, let's get back in. 1302 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,642 J-Dawg wants back in. 1303 01:18:58,160 --> 01:18:59,321 Why wouldn't he? 1304 01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:12,765 Holly James! Lovebirds back together. 1305 01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:15,771 - Who is this guy? - You all right, Dan? 1306 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,326 Is that it? You're not gonna say hi? 1307 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,420 You're here because of me, and you're not gonna say hi? 1308 01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,940 That's pretty fuckin' rude. 1309 01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:23,900 Why don't you go sit down for a little bit, buddy? 1310 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,525 How was Craig's house? 1311 01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:26,841 Bye, Dan. 1312 01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:29,726 You're gonna fuck that pussy? 1313 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:33,122 That tight puss? He said you have one. 1314 01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:36,043 Probably not anymore though, right? 1315 01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:39,260 - Probably gotten a little loose. - All right, let's go. 1316 01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:40,940 - What are you doin'? - Excuse us for a sec. 1317 01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:42,260 Where are we goin'? Are you gonna... 1318 01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:44,260 We're gonna go talk over there? 1319 01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:46,442 Why do you gotta squeeze so hard, huh? 1320 01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:50,500 - What are you doin'? - What are you doin'? 1321 01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:53,206 What's happening? I mean, we... 1322 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:57,020 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can we... 1323 01:19:57,120 --> 01:19:58,940 Can we start over? Let's just start over. 1324 01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:00,371 Start what over? 1325 01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:04,300 Hey. I'm Dan Landsman. 1326 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,006 We went to high school and never had sex with each other. 1327 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:09,580 Dan, go home. 1328 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:12,220 What? No, no, no. Come on. 1329 01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:14,620 Wait. Wait, what... 1330 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:17,340 - Why can't we just talk? - There's nothin' to talk about, Dan. 1331 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:20,300 Really? 'Cause I think there is stuff to talk about. 1332 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,420 Why won't you talk to me? 1333 01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,887 Talk to me, Oliver! 1334 01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:34,251 Okay. 1335 01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:36,660 What do you wanna talk about, Dan? 1336 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,340 - You know what I wanna talk about. - Yeah? 1337 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:39,680 And what do you wanna hear? 1338 01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:43,320 You wanna hear that I wanna be with you? 1339 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:45,340 What, Oliver, wait, why did the music stop? 1340 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:47,140 Would that do it for you, Dan? Tell me. 1341 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,420 You wanna hear that I can't stop thinkin' about when we fucked? 1342 01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:50,900 No, no. Outside. 1343 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:54,686 That I'm rock hard right now just thinkin' about it? How's that? 1344 01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:59,409 Dan, I can't wait to get my dick back in your mouth. 1345 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:03,340 I'm so dying to make you come, since you didn't last time. 1346 01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:04,700 How's that? Maybe that's what you're lookin' for. 1347 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:07,460 - Oliver... - No, no, no, let's fuckin' talk, man! 1348 01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:11,121 You wanted to do this. Let's talk. Let's get some closure. 1349 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,530 How do we end this? 1350 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:18,170 How's this? 1351 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,810 It meant nothing to me. 1352 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,647 You weren't even a blip on my fuckin' radar. 1353 01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:42,964 God damn it, Dan. 1354 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:46,208 Jesus Christ, that's embarrassing. 1355 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,220 Dan. 1356 01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:48,940 I need you to take Zach to school. 1357 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,690 I'm on it. 1358 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:52,764 I'll just... 1359 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:09,620 So... 1360 01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:13,202 How was your three-way? 1361 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,129 Didn't happen. 1362 01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:17,780 Damn. It was a prank. 1363 01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:20,724 No, Dad. It just wasn't me. 1364 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:41,280 Look, I know I've been a little absent lately. 1365 01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:43,688 You've tried to talk to me about this stuff... 1366 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:48,020 I just want you to know, you can talk to me about whatever. 1367 01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:50,930 And I wanna talk to you about some things. 1368 01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,082 Like how you had sex with Oliver? 1369 01:23:58,720 --> 01:24:00,210 You heard. 1370 01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:04,340 - How did it even... - I don't know, buddy. 1371 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:07,180 We were out in Los Angeles, one thing led to another. 1372 01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:10,250 I mean, you know, these things happen. 1373 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:12,180 - They do? - Yeah, you'll see. 1374 01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:16,100 When you're older, a lot of different factors come into play. 1375 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:19,409 I mean, a lot of it had to with... 1376 01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:29,768 Dad, are you okay? 1377 01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:38,326 It's okay. It'll be okay. 1378 01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:40,650 I fucked up. 1379 01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:43,660 I really fucked up. 1380 01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:46,047 Mom hates me. 1381 01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:48,340 I don't think she hates you. I just think maybe... 1382 01:24:48,440 --> 01:24:49,620 She does. 1383 01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:51,722 Maybe she's just weirded out. 1384 01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:55,340 Are you? 1385 01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:57,420 I mean, yeah. It's messed up. 1386 01:24:57,520 --> 01:25:00,060 - Well, what do I do? - I don't know. 1387 01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:01,446 Figure it out with Mom? 1388 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:04,605 - Will you come with me? - I have school. 1389 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:09,500 I'm gonna get a lot of shit today and I just have to deal with it. 1390 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:10,806 So do you. 1391 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:22,801 Hey, babe. 1392 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,980 - Hey, Mr. Landsman. - Hey, Heather. 1393 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,445 Heard about last night. 1394 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:30,100 You did? Great. 1395 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,362 Well, it's pretty epic. It's all over Facebook. 1396 01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:34,806 It is? 1397 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:38,807 Yeah, you're fucked up, dude. I like it. 1398 01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:42,442 Yeah. Thanks. 1399 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:44,686 Yeah. 1400 01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:03,820 It was so awesome havin' you here, man. 1401 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:04,940 What a great weekend. 1402 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:07,980 Hey, it was weird all that shit you blasted Dan with last night 1403 01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:12,005 in front of everybody, but you know, classic Lawless. 1404 01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:14,500 Thanks for the material. That stuff's gonna last us for years. 1405 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:16,489 For years. Yeah. 1406 01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:18,700 Guys. 1407 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:20,325 Buddy. 1408 01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:24,283 I could've fucked either one of you. 1409 01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:26,491 At any point. 1410 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:28,931 But I didn't. 1411 01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:32,649 Why is that? 1412 01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:38,683 All right, fellas. 1413 01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:47,526 So there were buttons on that shirt when I bought it. 1414 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:51,923 And I yelled at that manager 1415 01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:55,843 for no reason. 1416 01:27:57,680 --> 01:27:59,045 Yeah. 1417 01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:03,530 How did the buttons come off the shirt, Dan? 1418 01:28:05,440 --> 01:28:07,807 He ripped 'em off. 1419 01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:11,846 Yeah. 1420 01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:21,682 Stace, I'm not... 1421 01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:26,500 So, what was it, Dan? Can you please explain it to me? 1422 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,443 I wish I could. I don't... I don't... 1423 01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:35,220 If you had asked me two weeks ago what the odds of this happening... 1424 01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,084 Oh, my God. Stop. 1425 01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:41,620 I'm just tryin' to talk about it. 1426 01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:43,900 I mean, to deal with it. 1427 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,446 You know? I mean, because we have to. 1428 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:48,611 Right? 1429 01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:54,207 Fuck! 1430 01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,366 Is this a bad time? 1431 01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:15,327 What are you doin' here? 1432 01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,931 Well, I was just headin' out and... 1433 01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:23,169 I don't know, I kind of feel like I needed to apologize. 1434 01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:26,121 - I said some things... - Yeah, we heard them. 1435 01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:29,450 Look, Stace, you gotta know, 1436 01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:32,806 I did this. Not Dan. 1437 01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:35,180 It was all me. 1438 01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:37,282 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 1439 01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:40,523 Well, can I at least come in? 1440 01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:42,409 I'll come out. 1441 01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:45,044 It's okay. 1442 01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:04,005 Dude, listen to me. 1443 01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:08,980 Last night, rippin' you to shreds like that, it was... 1444 01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:11,128 It must've been embarrassing for ya. 1445 01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:13,286 I'm sorry. 1446 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:16,165 Well, thanks for saying that. 1447 01:30:17,640 --> 01:30:19,881 In LA, 1448 01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:22,124 I treated you like a piece of meat, man. 1449 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:24,845 - It wasn't right. - Yeah. 1450 01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:27,740 Thanks for that as well. 1451 01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:31,460 I don't wanna be doin' that. You know, I don't wanna be that guy. 1452 01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:34,484 Yeah, I don't wanna be the guy I was in that scenario. 1453 01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:40,180 It's just you put me up on this pedestal, you know? 1454 01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:41,566 It was like... 1455 01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:44,643 I don't know, it was a lot of pressure to deal with. 1456 01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:46,683 It kind of made me feel like I needed to play the part. 1457 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:49,600 Didn't wanna let you down. 1458 01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:51,491 "Play the part"? 1459 01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:56,166 Dan... 1460 01:30:58,280 --> 01:31:02,171 You gotta open your eyes, man. I'm a mess. 1461 01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:03,606 That Banana Boat spot... 1462 01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:06,600 - It's pathetic. - That's a national spot. 1463 01:31:07,240 --> 01:31:10,380 You saw my apartment, man, I'm broke as shit. 1464 01:31:10,480 --> 01:31:12,562 I don't know fuckin' Dermot Mulroney. 1465 01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:14,780 But I saw you guys. 1466 01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:16,660 I mean, he's a super down-to-earth dude. 1467 01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:18,540 He's fucking normal as hell, 1468 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,722 but he didn't have a clue who I was. 1469 01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:22,849 Because we'd never met. 1470 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:30,050 I'm nothing, man. 1471 01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:33,367 I peaked in the 11th grade. 1472 01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:38,282 Hang on one second. 1473 01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:43,820 Hey, Mac. 1474 01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:46,140 - Relax, man. - I am relaxed. 1475 01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:47,860 You wanna miss your flight, I don't give a fuck. 1476 01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:50,531 It's on you. Your call. 1477 01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:52,771 Yeah. 1478 01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:57,004 What's that? 1479 01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:01,500 It's yours. I borrowed it. 1480 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,250 After you fucked me. 1481 01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:13,340 And you probably don't remember. 1482 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,886 It's just a blip on your radar, but... 1483 01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:22,130 Keep it. 1484 01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:27,368 You weren't just a blip, Dan. 1485 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:30,848 Even if I was. 1486 01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:48,767 Take care of yourself, pal. 1487 01:33:14,560 --> 01:33:17,723 Dear Grant Barkledge, class of '94. 1488 01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:20,562 Fun times last night. 1489 01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:22,780 Although I do apologize for my personal life 1490 01:33:22,880 --> 01:33:25,220 taking center stage like it did. 1491 01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:26,970 That was unexpected. 1492 01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:31,260 Had a great DJ who, if you ask me, got unfairly overshadowed. 1493 01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:33,044 Sorry about that, Tyler. 1494 01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:39,205 But it's funny. I brought it all on myself. 1495 01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:43,885 I thought if I could deliver Oliver Lawless, I'd be a hero. 1496 01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:47,723 Single-handedly saving our reunion. 1497 01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:52,847 But we didn't need him, did we? 1498 01:33:54,880 --> 01:33:57,770 We didn't need the most popular guy from high school. 1499 01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:02,965 We didn't need the face of a national Banana Boat campaign. 1500 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:07,209 We needed a symbol of something more. 1501 01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:13,847 And I, for one, was ready to risk everything I had for the chance to find it. 1502 01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:21,761 But it took all this to make me realize Oliver Lawless was inside me all along. 1503 01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:24,851 There's a Lawless inside all of us. 1504 01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:30,260 Sometimes you just gotta give him a little nudge 1505 01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:32,300 and wake him up. 1506 01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:35,961 After I post this update and leave you all ample time to read it, 1507 01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:39,124 I will be deactivating this Facebook account. 1508 01:34:39,720 --> 01:34:43,406 For I am the only one in possession of the new password. 1509 01:34:45,080 --> 01:34:47,162 But I shall leave you with this. 1510 01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:51,924 Be grateful for what you have and you'll end up having more. 1511 01:34:53,120 --> 01:34:55,340 If you concentrate on what you don't have, 1512 01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:58,500 you will never ever 1513 01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:00,045 have enough. 1514 01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:03,841 That's Oprah Winfrey for you right there. 1515 01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:07,009 Tellin' it like it is. 1516 01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:11,690 Goodbye, old friends. 1517 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:15,207 I'll see you all on the other side. 1518 01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:19,620 And I will forever be 1519 01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:22,326 your chairman of the alumni committee. 1520 01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:25,964 Daniel Gregory Landsman 1521 01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:28,204 aka 1522 01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,768 The D Train.