- Your waffle's ready,
honey.
- Mmm.
- [sneezes]
- You know what,
I'll just have a banana.
- Come on.
It's still good.
[sneezes]
I'm so sorry.
I think I'm coming down
with a cold.
- Morning, guys.
- [farts]
- Phoebe!
- That wasn't me.
[farts]
- Okay, now you're just gross.
- I told you it wasn't--
Max, did you change my
ring tone?
[cell phone plays
fart sound]
- I upgraded your smartphone
to a fartphone.
You can thank me later.
- How about I thank you now?
Why must you people ruin
my breakfast?
- Honey, who's texting you
this early?
- It's Cherry.
She's reminded me
about Ditch Day.
- Oh, I loved Ditch Day.
Skipping school,
having fun...
- [clears throat]
- And then hours of regret,
realizing I missed
an entire day of learning.
- Don't worry.
I'm not gonna let Ditch Day
ruin my lifetime
of perfect attendance.
- [coughs]
Nerd.
Sorry, coughed during that.
You're a nerd.
- Tell me that
when I'm at Hero University,
and you're still living
in our parents' basement,
talking to rabbits.
- Max, you're not planning
on ditching school, are you?
- [coughs]
He is.
Sorry, I coughed
during that.
He is.
A bunch of kids
are going skateboarding.
- And I'm not gonna
be a part of that.
Not this guy, no way.
- Do we believe him?
- I choose to.
It makes life easier.
- [sneezes]
- All right,
let's get you to bed,
before you ruin lunch.
- Mm-hmm.
- Really?
You're going to school
on Ditch Day?
- Yeah, right after
I paint the house.
See ya, nerd.
- Have fun ice skating.
- I'm skateboarding.
- Not anymore.
[exhales]
- Oh, no!
[thud]
- Later, skater.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you'd never guess ♪
♪ 'cause we've livin' our
lives
just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't make-believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal ♪
♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- All right.
Got my music, my magazine,
my scented pillow.
- Oh, thanks,
I'll take that,
for my bruised butt.
- What are you doing here? I
thought you were ditching.
- So did I, until
I double-checked my skip days,
and realized if I get
one more absence,
I have to go
to summer school.
I can't go to summer school.
I can barely make it
through winter school.
- Did you see how empty
this place is?
I thought there'd
at least be teachers here.
It's kind of creepy.
- ♪ Sittin' on a chicken
all day long ♪
♪ Strummin' a banjo
hummin' a song ♪
- No, that's creepy.
- Cheese and crackers!
You scared me.
What are you two
doing here?
- I'm here because
I want perfect attendance.
I can't speak for him.
But if I did,
it would sound like,
"Doy, doy, doy, doy."
- Well, this is a treat.
I was gonna spend the day
looking at pictures
of my birds.
But since you're here,
we can all look at pictures
of my birds.
- Actually, Ms. Williams,
as the school secretary, you
could just mark us here for the
day,
and we could all leave.
- Oh, heavens no.
If I let you go
and you get mowed down
by a bus, that's on me.
Now, this little
troublemaker's name
is Canary Underwood.
Here's all of us
at Whipper Willy Nelson's
birthday party.
Notice the worm-shaped cake--
Whipper Willy's idea.
- That's it.
I can't take this anymore.
[exhales]
- Max, what are you doing?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you wanna hear
Whipper Willy's wish
when he blew out
his candles?
To get away from her!
- You can't just
go around freezing people.
We could get discovered.
- And here's Whipper Willy's
half birthday.
Birds can live
till their 80.
Well, you'll see.
- No, we won't.
- Nice freeze, Pheebs.
So what do you wanna do?
- I'm just gonna sit here
and have a little
Phoebe time.
- Oh, come on.
The school's empty.
Let's go have some fun.
We never have any fun.
- We had fun that week
your mouth was wired shut.
Just go ahead.
I'm good here.
- Fine.
Have fun sitting on a chicken
all day long.
- Max!
I am not gonna
let him bait me.
I am not gonna let him
bait me.
I'm not gonna--
oh, that's it!
Max!
- A snowball in school?
How did he do it?
- Max, you've
gotta watch out.
Someone might see you
using your powers.
- There's no one here.
Which is a real shame,
'cause they're missing this.
- [sighs]
You wanna have fun, Max?
[exhales]
How's this for fun?
Eat snow.
- Wow. Nice shot.
- Thank you.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Aah, Max!
Max!
Ow!
- [chuckles]
Oh!
[both laugh]
Hey, you didn't
make your snowballs
out of toilet water,
did you?
- Just this one.
Smile.
[click]
- Do not post that.
- Really?
Don't post this where
everyone can see us
using our powers?
- That, and I told everyone
you weren't my sister.
Hey, wasn't today
apple pie day?
- [scoffs]
Please.
I am not gonna break
into the cafeteria, and steal--
- They have ice cream.
- Race you there!
- What are you kids doing?
- We're gonna
watch a movie.
What are you doing?
- Well, since your mother's
not feeling well,
I'm gonna watch a film.
That's a movie
for grown-ups.
- Yes!
"Space Kitties" it is.
- Ah, "Space Kitties?"
- I guess you won't
be needing this.
- Barb, the little ones
are sassing me again!
- Hank, just come
watch the movie
up here with me--
[sneezes]
All: Gross.
- "Space Kitties" it is.
Both: "Space Kitties!"
- Why don't you go see
if your brother and sister wanna
suffer through this gem with me?
- Billy in the hole!
- Do not eat my popcorn.
Whee!
- I'm not afraid of her.
Maybe I'll just
wait till she gets back.
- Whee!
- Oh, not again!
[both grunt]
- Wait. Why are you and Max
hanging out?
- Yeah, and not fighting.
- You see it too?
Good.
I thought I was losing it.
- We actually had fun today.
- Yeah, it turns out
if no one else
is at school,
Phoebe's all right.
- Anyhow, we were
getting along.
Look.
- Snow? In school?
No way. Pic pic.
- A pic pic?
- Yeah. It's a picture
of a picture.
- That's not a thing.
- Then how did I just do it?
- What's that, up there
on the wall?
- Yeah, Max,
what is that?
Oh, no, is that...
- It is.
- A security camera?
- The school got
a pic pic of you?
See, Nora,
it's catching on.
- No, this is bad.
This is really, really bad.
You see,
this is what happens
when I have fun with you.
- Okay, everyone just relax.
Yes, the camera caught us
using our superpowers.
But this is an easy fix,
all right?
We just break
into the school--
- Break into the school?
- Look, the school records
say that the security footage is
kept in the principal's office.
- Oh, so now we're also
breaking into
the principal's office?
- Fun, right?
Both: Yeah!
- No, not fun.
- I miss Snowball Phoebe.
- [sighs]
- Look, these
are simple hard drives.
And we're going to erase them
with this baby.
- What's that,
a magic wand?
- I'm not a magician.
- That's exactly
what a magician would say.
- It's a degausser magnet.
And we're gonna use it
to erase the security footage
in the principal's office.
- Sounds like a heist.
We want in.
- Me too.
I'll take out the guards.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No one's taking out anyone.
We don't need your help.
- But we're superheroes.
We need action.
Billy is getting soft.
- Max, where did you
get this moisturizer?
- That's my scab ointment.
- Whatever it is,
it's fantastic.
- Look, if you guys
wanna help,
you can just cover for us.
Tell Mom and Dad
we're going to the mall.
- Ooh, Mom and Dad.
Can I take them out?
- No!
You have got to get
that rabbit under control.
- Don't worry.
I'm getting us on that heist.
But first, we're gonna
need a pic pic.
-I'd give you a high-five,
but this stuff's
starting to burn.
- This goes against
everything I believe in.
- Breaking in?
- No, going to school twice
in one day.
Now, if one of us
senses trouble,
the code word is "porcupine."
- Porcupine, got it.
- All right.
Watch and learn, Phoebe.
Breaking and entering
requires the delicate touch
of a surgeon and
the technical know-how of--
- It's already open.
- I loosened it for ya.
- Figured out
why the door is open.
[country music]
- Country Western
Dancing Club?
At our school?
- We gotta get out of here
before someone sees us.
- Too late.
You two are busted.
- Hedgehog.
Uh, opossum.
Armadillo?
- Porcupine?
- That's the one.
- I know exactly
why you two are here.
- Okay, so you
know our secret.
Just please
don't tell anyone.
Our parents will
be so mad at us.
- For liking a good hoedown?
- No for--
loving a good hoedown.
- Yes. Our parents
are very anti-hoedown.
- Well, your secret
is safe with me.
Let's go get you kids
some duds.
- Yeehaw.
- I think I like her better
as crazy bird lady.
- Wow, you must
be pretty important
to have a key to
the principal's office.
- Of course I do.
I'm the principal's wingman.
Tweet, tweet.
- And she's back.
- Hey, there's
the security system.
We just need
to erase the hard drive.
- Here you go. Duds.
- Oh, duds are clothes.
- Hurry on out.
No one's supposed
to be in here.
See ya on the dance floor.
- [sighs]
So close.
- Are you kidding?
We got this.
We just melt the lock
with our heat breath,
and erase
the security footage.
- No way. Our powers
got us into this mess
in the first place.
We need that key.
- And how do we get that?
- We dance, Max.
We dance.
[country music]
♪ ♪
- Could this get any worse?
- It's about to.
Ms. Williams,
Max wants to dance with you.
- You're on, partner!
- What are you doing?
- Trust me.
I have an idea.
Howdy, everybody.
[cheers and applause]
Let's put a little
up in your giddy
and scoot boogie
to the latest moves.
[cheers and applause]
[country music]
So grab a partner,
do-si-do,
round and round
and here we go.
- Whoo-hoo!
- Chicken in the outhouse,
ten feet wide.
Step to the left
and do the slide.
All: Whoo!
- Now raise your hands
up in the air,
and walk them boots
to the county fair.
All: Whoo-hoo!
- Swing your partner
round and round,
take your keys
and thrown 'em down.
- I love these
hip new dance moves.
- Clap your elbows,
slap your thighs.
Fox in the hen house,
cover your eyes.
Ugh. Not you, Max.
Well, everybody,
it's been fun.
Sorry to say,
but this gal's done.
[cheers and applause]
- Ohh.
Not so fast,
twinkle toes.
- What do I do?
- Let her lead.
- Whoo-hoo!
- Ahh.
You are good,
Phoebe Thunderman.
Now, all I need to do
is wave the degaus--
Wait. Where is it?
[sighs]
Nora!
- No, Captain Whiskers,
it's too dangerous.
- Then it's a good thing
I've got nine lives.
- Oh, come on,
that would never happen.
- How do you know
what happens in space?
- I know that cats
can't steer spaceships.
They don't even have thumbs.
[phone chimes]
- I'm going to the kitchen
for a snack.
- I am also
going to the kitchen
for an unrelated snack.
- Hello, Pheebs.
What's the haps?
- You know very well
what the haps is.
I need that degausser.
- No, you need us.
- Just bring it here.
- Say you need us.
- [sighs]
I need you.
- Now without the attitude.
- Nora!
- On our way.
- Pic pic strikes again.
- Hey, Dad,
we're gonna go to bed.
[yawns]
- [yawns]
- Kiss your mom good night.
- [sneezes]
- Or just maybe wave
as you walk by.
- Lieutenant, you risked
your life to save me.
But why?
- Adiós, gatos.
- Captain Whiskers,
this may come as a shock,
but I am your father.
- [gasps]
I did not see that coming.
[country music]
♪ ♪
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
[all cheering]
[cheers and applause]
- You know,
I should stop.
I think I'm getting blisters
from these boots.
- Then let's get you
a bigger pair.
I think I've got some
in the principal's office.
- No, not
the principal's office.
Because this
is my favorite song.
- Well, what about
your feet?
- Oh, that's okay.
Blisters are
nature's bandages.
- Whoo-hoo!
[country music]
- But, sir, the ship
can't handle it.
- [meows]
- But, sir--
- [meowing fiercely]
- Hank, can you
check on the kids?
- On it.
[explosion]
- Sir, we've
lost engine four.
We have to land
on Planet Canine.
- Hey, are you kids good?
[high-pitched voice]
Yeah, we're good.
You're the best Dad ever.
[normal voice]
I love you.
Kids are good!
- Sorry we're late.
Someone stopped
for chocolate milk.
- Did you
bring the degausser?
- I knew I forgot something.
It's just so good.
[country music]
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- How are you feet
holding up?
- I don't know
if they can
technically
be called feet anymore.
- Poor thing.
Let me get that bandage
from the first aid closet.
Oh. Where are my keys?
- Your keys.
Uh, maybe you left them
in your car.
I'll get 'em for you
right now.
You got a brick?
- No, I threw them down.
Someone must've
grabbed them.
I gotta make sure no one's
breaking into
the principal's office.
- Oh, ms. Williams--
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow.
[magnet humming]
- You're a sweet kid, Nora,
but step on it.
- Don't rush me.
I'm savoring the heist.
[country showdown music]
♪ ♪
- Uh, guys, who's that?
- Oh, no. We're busted.
She's gonna see the tapes
and find out
we're superheroes.
I knew this wouldn't work.
- Look, it worked!
- I never had a doubt.
Let's get out of here,
come on.
Pick up the pace...
And the pencils.
♪ ♪
- Well, look
what we have here.
- Oh, ms. Williams,
I can explain everything.
- Is it so hard
to pick up a pencil?
What did you
want to explain, Max?
- Uh--
- We zapped the footage.
- What was that?
- I said I wrapped
my footage.
And I found your keys.
- Well, aren't you
a gentleman?
You know what I owe you?
One last do-si-do.
- I'm gonna have
to give that no-si-no.
Aah. Aah. Aah.
- That's one small step
for kitties,
one giant leap
for kitty kind.
- I respect what you did,
Lieutenant Furball.
- Call me...
[gasps]
Dad.
[door opens]
- Whoa. What happened here?
- [sniffles]
Kids, we're getting a cat.
- But we're allergic.
- I don't care.
- [sneezes]
- I should check
on your mother.
- Wait. Before you do that--
- We have something
we need to tell you.
- Right.
I almost forgot.
We just wanted
to tell you that
you're a really great dad.
- No.
Lieutenant Furball is.
And now he's gone.
[crying]
[sobbing]
- And add that to
the list of things I want
to forget about tonight.
- Come on, seriously,
you had fun.
- [sighs]
I did.
Especially when
I took this picture of you,
dancing with Ms. Williams.
- Phoebe, give me that
right now.
- Not before I post it.
- Phoebe!
Phoebe, this is not fun.
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Come on, come on.
- Oh! Ow! Oh!
Ow! Oh! Ow!