1 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,716 [zoom] 2 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,259 - They're coming! 3 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,259 They're coming! 4 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:10,636 - Oh, places, everyone! 5 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,515 Okay, go, go, go, go, go! 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,895 - I thought you said 7 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,895 they were coming. 8 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,146 - Give them a minute. 9 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,190 I am the fastest kid 10 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,190 in the world. 11 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,653 - Morning, guys. 12 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,653 - Hey. 13 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:31,949 All: Happy birthday! 14 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:34,910 - Ooh, we get to blow out 15 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:34,910 mom's fingers. 16 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,996 [fingers zapping] 17 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,372 - Oh, trick fingers. 18 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,957 Man, we fall for it every 19 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,957 year. 20 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:40,916 - [laughs] 21 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,543 Happy birthday, babies! 22 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,379 One year older, 23 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,379 one year cuter! 24 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:50,467 - All right, time to unwrap 25 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:50,467 your birthday breakfast. 26 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,679 And remember, I get to lick 27 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,679 the wrapping paper. 28 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,556 Both: 29 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,556 Unwrap! Unwrap! 30 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,058 Unwrap! Unwrap! 31 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,811 - Ooh, smiley face pancakes. 32 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:03,898 Both: Eat the face! 33 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:03,898 Eat the face! 34 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:06,233 - Barb, we all set 35 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:06,233 for tonight's traditional 36 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,818 Thunderman birthday party? 37 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,529 - Mm-hmm, birthday cake 38 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,529 shaped like a piñata: Check. 39 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,365 - Piñata shaped 40 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,365 like a birthday cake: Check. 41 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,242 - Billy and Nora's 42 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,242 puppet show. 43 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,369 Both: Check. 44 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:21,498 - And finally a preview 45 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:21,498 of your birthday rap! 46 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:22,583 - We're still doing that? 47 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,710 - Drop me a fat beat, Barb. 48 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,045 - I guess we are. 49 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:28,171 - [beat boxing] 50 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,215 - ♪ A boom, a bap, 51 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,215 it's your birthday rap ♪ 52 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,634 ♪ Put your hands together 53 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,634 everybody, go clap ♪ 54 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:35,763 ♪ On this day in history, 55 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:35,763 we celebrate the birth of Max 56 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:35,763 ♪ 57 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,305 - ♪ And Phoebe ♪ 58 00:01:39,058 --> 00:01:40,726 - Birthday breakdown. 59 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,603 [all beat boxing] 60 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,730 - Right behind you! 61 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:47,441 I think I'm having 62 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:47,441 a birthday breakdown. 63 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,442 - I know. 64 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,442 Me too. 65 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,986 We're getting too old for 66 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,986 this. 67 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,655 - You can't break it down 68 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,655 without your birthday hats. 69 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,033 - Oh, my wittle twinsies! 70 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:57,826 - No. 71 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:57,826 - Definitely too old. 72 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,369 Ow, okay. 73 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,369 - Stop it. 74 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,412 - No, not that. 75 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,412 - No, stop it, no. 76 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,496 [both groaning] 77 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,041 [upbeat music] 78 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,375 - ♪ What you see ♪ 79 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,377 ♪ Is not what you get ♪ 80 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:10,255 ♪ Living our lives 81 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:10,255 with a secret ♪ 82 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,842 ♪ We fit right in, 83 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,842 bet you'd never guess ♪ 84 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:17,054 ♪ 'Cause we're living our 85 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:17,054 lives 86 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:17,054 just like all the rest ♪ 87 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:20,641 ♪ A picture-perfect family 88 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:20,641 is what we try to be ♪ 89 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,892 ♪ Look closer, 90 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,892 you might see ♪ 91 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:23,978 ♪ The crazy things we do ♪ 92 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,939 ♪ This isn't make-believe, 93 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,939 it's our reality ♪ 94 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:28,690 ♪ Just your average family ♪ 95 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,526 ♪ Trying to be normal 96 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,526 and stay out of trouble ♪ 97 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,946 ♪ Living a double life ♪ 98 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,036 - [grunting and growling] 99 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,747 It's taking me forever 100 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,747 to wrap your present. 101 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,248 Boy, I miss my thumbs. 102 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,212 - What are you doing down here? 103 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,298 - Hiding from 104 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,298 the birthday madness. 105 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,300 Dad just put 106 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,300 on his break-dancing sweats, 107 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,260 and they're about 20 years 108 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,260 too small. 109 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,804 - Ugh. 110 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,140 - When did we stop enjoying 111 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,140 Mom and Dad's birthday stuff? 112 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:04,977 - Right after Mom dropped 113 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:04,977 the "fat beat." 114 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,688 - Maybe--maybe it's time 115 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,688 we have a cool party, 116 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,106 like the one Cherry had. 117 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:10,107 No silly hats, 118 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:10,107 no piñatas, 119 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:14,153 and no break-dancing 120 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:14,153 butt cracks. 121 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,863 - Are you saying 122 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,863 we should throw our own party 123 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,280 without our parents? 124 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,158 - Are you recording 125 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,158 our conversation? 126 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:21,702 - Not anymore. 127 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,704 - We just need to get 128 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,704 Mom and Dad to let us throw 129 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,704 it. 130 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,330 - I can handle them. 131 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,832 We'll need rope for Mom, 132 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,876 titanium chains for Dad. 133 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:32,129 The cage is for the little ones. 134 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,297 - See, what scares me is, 135 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,297 you have all that stuff, 136 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,883 don't you? 137 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,846 - Listen. 138 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,846 I might be late to your party. 139 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,556 I have tape everywhere. 140 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,808 And I do mean everywhere. 141 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,152 - And so to sum up, 142 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,152 Max and I are old enough 143 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,904 to throw our own birthday party. 144 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,114 It'll be at Wong's Pizza Palace. 145 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,449 And we'll only invite 146 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,449 a few of our friends. 147 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,703 - But we're your friends. 148 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,414 - Our friends under 40. 149 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:11,626 - Well, I suppose if Phoebe's 150 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:11,626 two-hour presentation 151 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:15,047 taught us anything, it's that 152 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:15,047 they're not kids anymore. 153 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:17,549 And that we need 154 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:17,549 a more comfortable sofa. 155 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,842 - But they are kids. 156 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,386 He's our Maxy Bear! 157 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,848 And she's Bumble-Phoebe. 158 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,684 Okay, I see what you're 159 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,684 saying. 160 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:30,353 - So we can have our party? 161 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,814 - Well, I suppose, 162 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,814 if you stick to the plan... 163 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:33,857 - Whoo! 164 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:33,857 - Sweet! 165 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,400 - Oh, oh, okay. 166 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,527 - This is the best present 167 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,527 ever. 168 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,527 Thank you. 169 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:40,239 - Just to be clear, 170 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:40,239 I still want actual presents. 171 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:48,080 - I can't believe 172 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:48,080 they're growing up so fast. 173 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,207 - Guess we don't 174 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,207 need this anymore. 175 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,214 Candy never grows up. 176 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,507 - What's this about 177 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,507 no family party tonight? 178 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,802 - Yeah, we had 179 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,802 a whole puppet show planned. 180 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,179 - Way to go, old man. 181 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:07,182 Sorry. 182 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:07,182 Puppet Billy has anger issues. 183 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,311 - At least we still have 184 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,311 Billy and Nora. 185 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:14,022 - Yeah, but how long 186 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:14,022 before they grow up? 187 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,818 - Thanks for raising me, 188 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,818 Mom and Dad, 189 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,612 but I'm out of here. 190 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,822 - I'm off too. 191 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,865 But I'll visit at Christmas 192 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,867 if my wife lets me. 193 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,038 - We can't let the years 194 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,038 slip away 195 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,665 the way we did 196 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,665 with Phoebe and Max. 197 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,084 - You're right, we have to make 198 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,084 every precious minute count. 199 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,461 - Yeah, okay. 200 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,461 - Hey, uh, Barb, 201 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,922 I could really go 202 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,922 for a puppet show. 203 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,548 - Oh, me too. 204 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:44,343 Do we know anybody 205 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:44,343 who can do a puppet show? 206 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:46,013 - Do we know anybody 207 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:46,013 who could do a puppet-- 208 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,264 Wait! We can! 209 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,141 - Oh! 210 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,268 - Yep, just me 211 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,268 and three dummies. 212 00:05:56,064 --> 00:06:00,819 [upbeat dace music playing] 213 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,946 - Fun party, birthday girl! 214 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,781 But, you know, I think 215 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,201 that there's actually 216 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,201 something 217 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,201 wrong with your bathroom. 218 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,619 - That's a photo booth. 219 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,288 - Ooh. 220 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,461 - We're doing it, Max. 221 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,461 We're throwing our own party. 222 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,964 - Yeah, 223 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,964 it's a pretty good start. 224 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,510 - Oh. 225 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,510 Hey, Mrs. Wong. 226 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,095 Thanks again for letting us 227 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,095 have our party here. 228 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,306 - Of course! 229 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,306 I like you. 230 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:31,016 I'm sorry, did I say you? 231 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,894 I meant your money. 232 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,604 More overpriced pizzas 233 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,604 on the way! 234 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,232 - Uh, Mrs. Wong, 235 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,232 let me help you out with 236 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,232 those. 237 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,192 - Did you wash your hands? 238 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,526 [laughs] 239 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,526 I'm just kidding. 240 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,070 It's only your friends. 241 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,070 [laughs] 242 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,158 - More guests, Phoebe? 243 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,119 Somebody is getting 244 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,119 ubes popular. 245 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,704 - I didn't invite them 246 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,581 or them 247 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,415 or those guys. 248 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,416 - More people. 249 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,253 Good thing 250 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,253 I brought my name tag. 251 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,674 - So are these pizzas for us? 252 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,052 - No, my delivery guy 253 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,052 is taking these 254 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,803 to the Sweep The Leg Dojo. 255 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,471 They're made with cheese. 256 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:13,308 Yours are the ones made 257 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:13,308 with "cheese." 258 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,062 - Hey, Max, there's a bunch 259 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,062 of kids from school, but-- 260 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,064 whoosh! 261 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,732 - Why did you freeze Mrs. Wong? 262 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,734 - Were you about to tell me 263 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,734 there's a bunch of kids 264 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,027 from school showing up that 265 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,027 you 266 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,027 don't remember inviting? 267 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,904 - Yes. 268 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,904 - That's why. 269 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,530 We don't need Wong knowing 270 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,241 I invited the whole school 271 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,241 to our party. 272 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:31,076 - But that wasn't a part 273 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:31,076 of my presentation! 274 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,078 - Yeah, well, I added a page. 275 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:40,210 - "Freeze Wong. 276 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:40,210 Invite entire school." 277 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,296 Wait, why is 278 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,296 that stick figure yelling? 279 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,089 - Well, that's you 280 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,089 when you heard my plan. 281 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,217 - That's a very accurate 282 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,217 depiction! 283 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,053 - Look, I needed to make sure 284 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,053 our first real birthday party 285 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,138 was the greatest party ever. 286 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,722 - By inviting the whole school? 287 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,349 That's a terrible idea. 288 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:59,813 - Phoebe, this is 289 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:59,813 the greatest party ever. 290 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:02,357 - Even she gets it. 291 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:05,360 - Whoa, that is one 292 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:05,360 creepy ice sculpture. 293 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,779 This party has everything. 294 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:11,241 Yeah! 295 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:11,241 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 296 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,201 - [sighs] 297 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,201 I don't know about this, Max. 298 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,203 Oh, come on, Pheebs. 299 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,203 It'll be easy. 300 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,038 We just unfreeze Wong 301 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,038 after the party. 302 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,249 It'll be like nothing 303 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,249 happened. 304 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,750 - Rational Phoebe says no. 305 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,419 - Come on. 306 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:24,504 - But party Phoebe says 307 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:24,504 let's go rock our birthday! 308 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,840 - All right! 309 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,384 [dance music playing] 310 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,471 All: Happy birthday, Max! 311 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,308 - I may have forgotten to put 312 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,308 your name in the invitation. 313 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,065 - Oh, no! 314 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:47,194 Sheepzilla's going to eat 315 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:47,194 my faithful sidekick. 316 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,990 - Laser it, Super Nora. 317 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,659 - Time to make some lamb chops. 318 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,703 [can hisses] 319 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:03,043 - This is b-a-a-a-d. 320 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,294 Ugh. 321 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,294 [blows raspberry] 322 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,423 - The end. 323 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:11,092 - Ah! 324 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:11,092 - Bravo! Bravo! 325 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,262 - Do it again! 326 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,262 Do it again! 327 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,847 - But we've already 328 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,847 done it twice. 329 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,140 - Well, not in high-def, 330 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,140 you haven't. 331 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,016 I'm getting the camera. 332 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,309 - Oh, hurry, Hank! 333 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,894 They're getting older! 334 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,188 - Thunder Man, away! 335 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,986 [dance music playing] 336 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:36,076 ♪ ♪ 337 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,786 - My first real party. 338 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,084 Crowd surfing! 339 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,502 [thud] 340 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:51,049 Don't worry, guys. 341 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:51,049 We'll get this right. 342 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,718 - Hey, Phoebe, 343 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,718 help me get some more pizzas. 344 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,429 - Someone should tell Evan 345 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,429 that no one's gonna catch him. 346 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,680 - Eh, don't worry about it. 347 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:58,639 - Crowd surf-- 348 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,350 [thud] 349 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,603 I'm beginning to think it's me. 350 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:09,484 - I told you I know 351 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:09,484 how to throw a rocking party. 352 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,777 Both: Where did you put 353 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,777 Mrs. Wong? 354 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:12,028 Both: Where did you 355 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:12,028 put Mrs. Wong? 356 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,530 Both: Me? 357 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,530 Stop that! 358 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:16,074 - We lost a frozen woman. 359 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,075 What are we gonna do? 360 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,286 - There's only one thing to do. 361 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,329 [both screaming] 362 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,627 - I don't get it. 363 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:28,878 Mrs. Wong was right here 364 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:28,878 when you froze her. 365 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,005 How could she be gone? 366 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,299 - Oh, no. 367 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,509 I'm standing in a puddle 368 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,509 of melted Wong. 369 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,639 Ah, no. 370 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,639 Tastes like lemonade. 371 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:43,477 And everyone 372 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:43,477 who's ever walked in here. 373 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,312 - You're in so much trouble. 374 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,772 You just had to turn her 375 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,772 into a Wongsicle! 376 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,191 Now Mom and Dad will never let 377 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,191 us throw our own party again. 378 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,734 - We'll spend the rest 379 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,734 of our birthdays 380 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,821 breaking it down with mc Barb 381 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,821 and DJ Double Flush. 382 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,241 - We've got to find her. 383 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,534 She couldn't have 384 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,534 just walked out of here. 385 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,661 Somebody had 386 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,661 to have carried her out. 387 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:02,996 - Look. 388 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,123 All those pizzas are gone. 389 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,584 Maybe the deliver guy thought 390 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,584 Mrs. Wong was an ice sculpture 391 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,586 and delivered her 392 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,586 to the Sweep The Leg Dojo. 393 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,005 - Then we should go there. 394 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,005 It's our only clue. 395 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,090 Unless you want to keep 396 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,090 licking 397 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,090 the floor. 398 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,509 - Wait. 399 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,636 If we have to leave, 400 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,636 at least let us leave 401 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,596 through the only party 402 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,596 we may ever throw. 403 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:26,561 ♪ ♪ 404 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,313 - Max, we don't have time 405 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,313 for this. 406 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,190 - [sighs] 407 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,442 - Oh, Phoebe, dance with us! 408 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,611 - Whoo! 409 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,154 - Phoebe, we don't have time 410 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,154 for this. 411 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,160 [can hissing] 412 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,912 - This is b-a-a-a-d. 413 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,540 [blows raspberry] 414 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,916 - The end... 415 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,084 for the seventh time. 416 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,670 - Ah! 417 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,296 - [whistles] 418 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,131 - Stop clapping! 419 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,342 It's not that good. 420 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,718 - We love it, 421 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,718 'cause we love you. 422 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,389 We want to cherish 423 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,389 these moments. 424 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,057 - Well, can you cherish 425 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,057 the moment 426 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,351 of letting us eat dinner? 427 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,102 - All right, kids, 428 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,102 go on and eat. 429 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,523 There's some leftover 430 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,523 mac and cheese in the fridge. 431 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,442 - Aw, look at them run 432 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,442 with their little legs. 433 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,486 - These are the best times, 434 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,364 when they always 435 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,364 want to be around us. 436 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,158 - These are the worst times. 437 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,245 - I can't stand 438 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,245 being around them. 439 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,665 [high-pitched whirring] 440 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,041 They're behind us, aren't 441 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,041 they? 442 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,376 - Just keep eating. 443 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:39,133 [gentle drum and strings music] 444 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,219 ♪ ♪ 445 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,305 [students grunting] 446 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:47,601 - Okay, there's Wong. 447 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:48,893 What's our plan? 448 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,562 [straw bubbles] 449 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,189 Did you have to stop 450 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,189 for one of those? 451 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,234 - It's my birthday. 452 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,234 I deserve a treat. 453 00:12:56,276 --> 00:13:00,739 [students grunting] 454 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,616 - Okay, maybe if we ask 455 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,616 the sensei nicely, 456 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:03,866 he'll let us have 457 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:03,866 Mrs. Wong back. 458 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,201 He looks reasonable. 459 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,911 - All right, grasshoppers, 460 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,955 watch as your sensei 461 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,955 breaks his own arm 462 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:11,165 and then resets the bone. 463 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,000 Ah! 464 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,000 [screams] 465 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:17,171 [grunts] 466 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:17,171 Yeah. 467 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,550 - You know what? 468 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,550 You froze Wong. You handle this. 469 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,051 - All right, mat rats, 470 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:25,846 before our pizza party, 471 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:25,846 we must bow to the chosen one. 472 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,474 - Now's my chance. 473 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,184 I'll grab Wong while Sensei 474 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,184 Psycho has his back turned. 475 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:34,021 - Legend says that she 476 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:34,021 and her googly eyes will 477 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:34,021 return 478 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,982 and inspire us with wisdom and-- 479 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,610 Brendan, put down 480 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,610 that stuffed crust! 481 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,655 Your parents didn't pay 482 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,655 for your class this week. 483 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,657 Nothing gets past Sensei 484 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,657 Kenny, 485 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:48,787 especially some bozo 486 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:48,787 trying to rob from my dojo. 487 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,455 - Uh... 488 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,455 [laughs nervously] 489 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,581 Funny story. 490 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,501 Um, this is actually 491 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,501 my ice sculpture. 492 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,754 I just didn't want to 493 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,754 interrupt 494 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,754 your weird pizza party. 495 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,172 - Who are you calling weird? 496 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,466 I'm an unlicensed karate master. 497 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,969 Brendan, break my finger! 498 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,638 Ah! Put it back! 499 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,638 Put it back! 500 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,681 Put it back! 501 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,681 Put it-- 502 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,432 [screams] 503 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,644 Yeah. 504 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,145 You still want to rob 505 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,145 my ice sculpture? 506 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,731 - Please don't hurt...you. 507 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,400 I just want to take back 508 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,400 what's rightfully mine. 509 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,695 - Okay. 510 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,695 You have to fight for it. 511 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,029 - I can't fight you. 512 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,573 You're insane. 513 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:26,907 - You're not gonna fight me. 514 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,868 I have 27 broken bones. 515 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,036 Crack! 516 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,954 28. 517 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,499 Beginners class, 518 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,499 circle of doom! 519 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,128 - Beginners class. 520 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,880 You know, 521 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,880 I'll take on these tots, 522 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,883 but I'm warning you, 523 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,883 I got fists of fury. 524 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,552 - Break some bones! 525 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,721 Make the googly-eyed 526 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,721 chosen one proud! 527 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:48,680 [laughs] 528 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:52,099 - Ugh! 529 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:52,099 Whoa! 530 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,643 Ugh. 531 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,643 Whoa! 532 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:57,938 [grunting and groaning] 533 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,148 No! 534 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,148 Get 'em off! 535 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,025 Get 'em off me! 536 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,025 Ah! 537 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:01,942 Crack! 538 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:02,819 Ugh. 539 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:02,819 Put it back! 540 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,070 Put it back! 541 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,946 [groaning] 542 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,490 - [laughing] 543 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,784 - [groaning] 544 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,951 [gong clangs] 545 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,495 - [laughing] 546 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,372 - Oh, get 'em off! 547 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,372 Ow! 548 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,499 Brendan! 549 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,499 Brendan! 550 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,501 [groaning] 551 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,048 - Can we go to bed now? 552 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,051 - Nope, it's family movie time. 553 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,220 - Well, at least 554 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,220 they can't make this weird. 555 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,390 - It's the movies 556 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,390 we took of you today! 557 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,850 - And they made it weird. 558 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,393 - Oh, no! 559 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,646 Sheepzilla's going to eat 560 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,646 my faithful sidekick. 561 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,815 - Laser it, Super Nora. 562 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,108 - [laughs] 563 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,110 Remember when you did that? 564 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:47,321 - Yes, because it was 565 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:47,321 an hour ago! 566 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,156 - You were so cute back then. 567 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,911 - Now look how cute they are 568 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,830 watching how cute they are. 569 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,498 - What is happening? 570 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,752 - They've gone full cray-cray. 571 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,753 - Oh! 572 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,254 The latest hip kid slang. 573 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,674 I'm so glad I got it. 574 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,509 - That's it. 575 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,509 I'm going to the bathroom. 576 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,052 - Oh, cool. 577 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,052 I'll film that too. 578 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,471 - Stop! 579 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,181 The bathroom is Billy time. 580 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,729 - We can't take this anymore. 581 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:20,939 - We're out of here. 582 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,816 Hop on, Nora. 583 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,233 [zoom] 584 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,824 - I can't believe 585 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,824 we drove away our children. 586 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,201 Did you record it? 587 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,201 - Every second. 588 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,329 - Ah! 589 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,329 Let's go watch it! 590 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,623 [laughter] 591 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,999 - Oh, look, little... 592 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,420 - That's right. 593 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,420 Slap him in a 594 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,420 hokey-pokey. 595 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,088 Whack his tramboozle. 596 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,548 Chop him in a dewabula! 597 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,967 [laughs] 598 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,468 - Stop! 599 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,933 I am the chosen one, 600 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,933 and I have returned. 601 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,518 - The chosen one 602 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,518 in a strip mall? 603 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,186 I don't think so. 604 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,773 - Behold my googly eyes 605 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,773 if you dare. 606 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,821 - Oh, please. 607 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,322 Many people have googly eyes. 608 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,824 Look at my assistant, Troy. 609 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,456 - Well, if I weren't 610 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,456 the chosen one, 611 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,835 would I be able to do this? 612 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,796 - That's not very impressive. 613 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,340 - It would be if I were 614 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,340 floating, like in the 615 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,340 painting. 616 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,051 - Yeah, that would be cool. 617 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,219 Oh! 618 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,306 - It is you! 619 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,474 You are the chosen one! 620 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,893 Troy, you seeing this? 621 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,649 - Psst, Troy, over here. 622 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,608 - Everyone, kneel. 623 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,861 This is amazing. 624 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,237 Why are you here, great one? 625 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,488 Do you want pizza? 626 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,740 A free lesson? 627 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:54,866 You need me to validate 628 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:54,866 your parking? 629 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,535 Brendan, get the stamp! 630 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,079 - No, I am here 631 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,079 for the ice sculpture. 632 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,998 - Well, you can have anything 633 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,998 you want. 634 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,208 You want a kid? 635 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,208 Brendan, get your 636 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,208 shoes! 637 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,087 - That's a very generous offer, 638 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,297 but just the sculpture will 639 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,297 do. 640 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,550 - It's yours. 641 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,550 - Yes. 642 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,428 - Oh! 643 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,222 The chosen one meant to do that. 644 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,640 - Hey, chosen one, 645 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,640 will you get the door? 646 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,183 - On it. 647 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,061 Chosen one, out. 648 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,652 - Did you all see that? 649 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,652 You see that? 650 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,738 The chosen one was in my dojo! 651 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,031 Floating! 652 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,031 [laughs] 653 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,490 I'm gonna put that on my flier. 654 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,450 I am. 655 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,035 Yeah. 656 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:45,458 - Cold, cold, cold, 657 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:45,458 cold, cold, cold, ah. 658 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,960 You couldn't help me carry 659 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,960 her? 660 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,796 - Hey, I am the chosen one. 661 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,547 - Well, the party train 662 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,547 got derailed, 663 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,842 and I got beat up by a biker 664 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,842 gang, but back in business. 665 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,719 - Biker gang? 666 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,719 They were little kids. 667 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,846 - My birthday, my story. 668 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,765 Now let's get back in there. 669 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,267 Who's ready to party? 670 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,896 - Apparently nobody. 671 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,525 [sighs] 672 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,525 Shoot. 673 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,862 14 texts from Cherry. 674 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,906 "Where are you? 675 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,906 "Great party. 676 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,033 "Someone brought a monkey. 677 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,827 "Who knew monkeys can dance? 678 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,871 "Ooo-oo, ee-ee. 679 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,372 Sorry, monkey took my phone." 680 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,501 Both: Oh. 681 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,128 "Best party ever. 682 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,838 "Cleaned up. 683 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,298 Happy birthday, bestie." 684 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,094 - Well, the good news is, 685 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,094 we threw the best party ever. 686 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,763 The bad news is, 687 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,763 we missed the whole thing. 688 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,682 - Talk about 689 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,682 your birthday breakdown. 690 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,224 After all 691 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,224 we went through tonight, 692 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,811 the only thing we have to show 693 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,811 for it is a slice of pizza. 694 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,187 - With fake cheese. 695 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,984 - You know, none of this 696 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,984 would have happened 697 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,568 if we had just stayed home 698 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,568 with Mom and Dad. 699 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,320 - Yeah. 700 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,405 Their parties may be silly, 701 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,405 but they are kind of fun. 702 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,533 - Mm, and there's no biker gang 703 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,533 there to beat you up. 704 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,161 Oh, by the way, keeping that lie 705 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,161 is your birthday present. 706 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,164 You want to go home? 707 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,665 - Yeah. 708 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,249 I hurt everywhere. 709 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,048 - We should probably 710 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,048 unfreeze Wong. 711 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,174 - Yeah. 712 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,307 - Okay, so whatever fun 713 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,307 activity you want to do. 714 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,809 Totally your choice. 715 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,769 - Yeah, as long as we get 716 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,769 to spend quality time together, 717 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,229 we are happy. 718 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,735 - Well, this is a big bowl 719 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,735 of uncomfortable. 720 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,611 Adios, crazies. 721 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,155 Ooh. 722 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,489 - He's right. 723 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:41,657 We're a mess. 724 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:42,867 - Of course we are. 725 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,285 We miss our babies 726 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,285 on their birthday. 727 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:51,667 - Hey, guys, 728 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:51,667 how was your party? 729 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:56,964 - It went so fast, it was like 730 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:56,964 we weren't even there. 731 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,465 Is it too late to do something 732 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,465 here with you guys? 733 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,466 - Oh! 734 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,466 - [shrieks] 735 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,219 - [clears throat] 736 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,221 - I suppose 737 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,221 we could do something. 738 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,014 - Yeah, I mean, 739 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,014 it's late notice, 740 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:08,017 but we could probably change 741 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:08,017 our plans. 742 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,643 And don't worry. 743 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,643 No hats. 744 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,521 No beat boxing. 745 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,399 - But what if we told you 746 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,399 that's the reason we came home? 747 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,358 - Are you serious? 748 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,693 - [squeals] 749 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,987 Our babies are back! 750 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,572 - Drop me a beat, Barb! 751 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,075 - [beat boxing] 752 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,952 - ♪ A boom, a bap, 753 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,952 it's your birthday rap ♪ 754 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:26,786 ♪ Put your hands together ♪ 755 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,037 ♪ Everybody, go clap ♪ 756 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,123 ♪ On this day in history ♪ 757 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,582 ♪ We celebrate 758 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,582 the birth of Max ♪ 759 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,792 - ♪ And Phoebe ♪ 760 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,210 - ♪ He was a boy ♪ 761 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,210 - ♪ She was a girl ♪ 762 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,753 - ♪ Came into our lives and... 763 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,753 ♪ 764 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,587 Both: ♪ Changed our world ♪ 765 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,006 - [beat boxing]