- Hey, Dweebie.
- I told you
not to call me that.
- You tell me lots of things.
Have you seen my keys?
- They're on the floor
by the door.
- I don't see 'em.
- Look under the rug.
Three, two, one.
- Whoa!
- Oh, keys.
I thought you said,
"Hit me in the butt
with the door."
- Come on, Billy,
let's go play laser tag.
[laser zaps]
- Ow.
The pain makes it fun.
[laser zapping]
- Aw, remember when you and I
used to get along like that?
- Yeah.
Wait.
No, that wasn't you.
- Hey, guys, great news.
Nora's teacher recommended her
for a spot
at the Primridge School
for Girls.
- Girls?
But I like boys.
They heal quicker.
- Primridge is
the fanciest school around,
and they want
to interview you today.
- Pretty cool.
- So I'm gonna need you two
to babysit Billy
while we take her.
- Pretty not cool.
- We'll take away your phones
if you don't.
- And it's cool again.
- Good.
Nora, this is
a great opportunity for you.
The Ambassador to France
went there.
- Oh, maybe you'll learn
how to...
[speaks gibberish]
- But I like my school.
- Yeah, but Primridge
has everything:
a lacrosse field,
a science lab--
help me out, Hank.
- They have an ice cream bar
in the cafeteria.
- Let's get this show
on the road.
- Nora, why do you have
a spoon in your pocket?
- Like Dad says,
"Always be ready for dessert."
- Mm-hmm, that's my girl.
- Nora, are you really gonna go
to a different school than me?
- No way.
That place is for fancy kids.
And I'm not fancy,
but I am hungry.
- Come on, Nora, let's go.
- Uh, Phoebe, you're in charge.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why does Phoebe always get
to be in charge?
We're the same age.
Where's my chance?
- Okay, you're in charge.
- Yes!
- Phoebe, you're secretly
in charge.
- Duh.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in,
bet you'd never guess ♪
♪ 'Cause we're living our
lives
just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't make-believe,
it's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Living a double life ♪
- Billy, I'm making cereal.
Do you want some?
[disk whooshes]
[cereal clatters]
A simple "no" would do.
- Cool danger disk, huh?
By the way,
the cereal goes in the bowl.
- By the way, you don't play
danger disk in the house.
- Max said it was fine,
and he's in charge.
- No, he's not.
Dad just told him that
so that he'd behave.
- Well, it didn't work.
Billy, keep playing.
Phoebe, go to your room.
- Yay!
Ow!
My big toe finger.
- Oh, no.
Billy hurt his thumb.
This is why you don't play
with this in the house.
[glass shatters]
And that's another reason.
- Got my ice cream.
We can go home now.
- This school isn't just
about the ice cream, Nora.
It's got great teachers
and amazing facilities--
- Got my ice cream.
We can go home now.
Oh, right, sorry,
interview with the dean.
Stay focused, Nora.
- You dripped ice cream
on your dress.
- Oh, yeah.
All gone.
- Good luck getting in here.
Primridge Girls
don't wear their food.
- Your butt's going to be
wearing my foot
if you don't mind
your own beeswax.
- My butt wouldn't be
caught dead
in those unfortunate shoes.
[both laugh]
- Those girls don't think I can
get into their snooty school?
I'll show those spoiled,
bratty little fancy pants--
- Nora Thunderman?
- Dean Bartholet.
Enchanted to make
your acquaintance.
- You were smart to come
to Dr. Colosso.
- Are you even a real doctor?
- Of course.
I've operated on 100 people.
- Doesn't make you a doctor.
- Quiet, or I'll make it 101.
- So is his thumb bad?
- Oh, yeah, it's bad.
We should lop it off
and put it on a keychain.
Oh, so a rabbit's foot is lucky,
but a kid's thumb
is crossing the line.
- Here's an idea.
Let's not seek medical advice
from a homicidal rabbit.
- You're right.
Let's just get Billy checked out
at the hospital.
- Are you crazy?
If Billy gets examined
by doctors,
we'll be exposed as superheroes.
Why?
It's not like he has
an extra superpower lobe
in his brain like we do.
- Yeah, but do you know how
fast
Billy's heart beats?
[heartbeat thumping rapidly]
- You should hear it
after my morning jog to Peru.
- We have to call Mom and Dad.
- No way.
That'll get us in trouble.
- It'll get you in trouble.
You're the one who told Billy
to keep playing danger disk
in the--
and they're gone
to the hospital.
- So, Nora, tell me
a little bit about yourself.
- Where to begin?
I love poetry,
fine conversation,
and attending the ballet
with my dear mother and
father.
Isn't that right, dearest
ones?
- I think she's talking to us.
- Oh.
Yes, that's right.
- How I do love the dance.
Like I was saying
to my dear friend princess
Kate
the other day,
"Bubbles"--I call her
Bubbles--
"We simply must start
a dance company."
Oh, how I do go on.
Pardonne-moi.
- You speak French?
- Oui, oui.
The French culture
is so elegant.
Such savoir faire.
And what they can do
with a cream sauce...
Mwah!
[sighs]
- She's on fire.
- Mr. And Mrs. Thunderman,
I must say,
I was told
your daughter was gifted,
but I wasn't expecting
such a cultured young lady.
- That's our Nora.
She's full of surprises.
- Hospital gum?
- That's a bandage.
- Oh, that's why it lost
its flavor so quickly.
- Max, this is a bad idea.
We're gonna get exposed.
- Phoebe, you're forgetting
I'm an evil mastermind.
May I present...
- What's that, your briefcase
full of doctor-fooling stuff?
- My briefcase full
of doctor-fooling stuff.
First, we have a robotic arm
with a normal pulse
and fake ears so the doctor
won't detect
your super temperature.
Hey, where's the other ear?
- You're a much better listener
than Max.
Anyway, back to my mother.
She was a piece of work.
- How is this gonna fool
the doctor?
- [laughs]
This is Max's teddy bear.
He clutches it
when he gets a shot.
- You're afraid of shots?
- No.
Give me back Grizzly Gus.
- Oh, no, Max,
the doctor's coming.
- Hurry, get ready!
- Hello!
You must be Billy.
Before we take a look
at your thumb,
I need to take
a few vital signs.
Can I see your arm?
That's quite an arm
you've got there.
- Thank you.
It's new.
- [laughs]
Oh, Billy.
He says things.
- Pulse seems normal.
Let's take your temperature.
- Uh, use this one.
I'm left-eared.
- Good gravy!
- I can explain.
Billy has...
a huge ear.
[thermometer beeps]
- 98.6.
- Yes!
I loves me some normal
ear temperature.
- All right,
let's look at that thumb.
Can you wiggle it?
- I can shake it all night
long.
- The thumb.
- Oh, right.
- Hmm.
It's just a sprain.
Just ice it, and it'll be
fine.
- Thanks, Doctor.
- It worked.
See, Phoebe?
Everything turned out great
thanks to
my calm, cool leadership.
- Sorry, kids, I'll be needing
this room for the next patient.
- Needle.
Big.
[groans]
[crash]
- What was that noise?
- This boy just fainted.
- Take this young man off
for a complete
physical evaluation.
Give him the works.
- Just don't give him
a brain scan.
- Good idea.
Let's give him a brain scan.
- Don't look at me.
I said not to.
- You can see the patient
now.
- [sighs]
- Max, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- Good, 'cause that
was hilarious!
She was like,
"Hey, I need this room now."
and you were like,
"Ah, giant shot!
Bam!
Good night, everybody!"
[imitates groan]
- Max, did they find out
you have superpowers?
- I don't think so,
but they said
they took a brain scan.
Once they look at it,
they'll see the superpower
lobe
and we'll be busted for sure.
- Unless--unless we get
that brain scan first.
We just need to figure out a way
to sneak around the hospital
without being noticed.
- I got it.
We go to medical school
and become doctors.
Then we meet back here
in 12 years.
Break!
Both: Or...
- Greetings, Dr. Krelman.
- Greetings, Dr. Chang.
- And hello, Dr. Bandage boy.
Ow!
- Good job, Nora.
I mean, you really put on
a great show.
- Yeah, I didn't know
you knew German poetry.
- Once I get in,
I'm gonna show these
snooty girls what real fun is.
- Now, Nora,
don't get your hopes up.
You still might not
get accepted.
But what really matters is
that you tried.
- Nora Thunderman,
welcome to Primridge.
- Yes!
Baby's going to fancy school!
- [clears throat]
- I mean, how lovely.
- Our school tailor,
Mr. Joseph,
can do a uniform fitting
with you shortly.
Oh, and I'll need to collect
that check from you,
Mr. Thunderman.
- Here you go.
First year's tuition.
- No, this is just
the entrance fee.
The actual tuition is--
well, just add
a couple of zeroes.
- Give her the check, Hank.
- Here comes more doctors.
Act like we belong.
- Doctor.
- Nurse.
Ladies love the B-Man.
- Come on, let's find
that brain scan.
[phone chimes]
Oh, it's a text from Mom.
"Nora accepted at Primridge
and can't wait to start."
That's great.
- Nora promised me
that wouldn't happen.
I can't believe
she lied to me.
- Any chance that's code for,
"Don't worry,
I'll find your brain scan?"
- I'm not a real doctor,
but I'm going with no.
- Okay, I'll find Billy.
You find my brain scan.
- Wait, no, Max, don't--
and he's gone again.
How am I gonna find
Max's brain scan
all by myself
in this giant hospital?
- This is Max Thunderman's
brain scan.
Dr. Miller will be
by for it shortly.
- Oh, I am good.
Time to nab me a brain scan.
Time to panic and hide in
here.
- Dr. Chang, I presume.
- Huh?
- Your name tag.
- Oh, right, I'm Dr. Chang.
What do I look like,
some crazy teenager
who steals doctor clothes?
- No, you look like you're
late.
Stand with the other interns.
So one of you
is going to perform
your first surgery today.
Who it's going to be?
- [coughing]
Not Chang.
- Billy?
Billy?
- He's not in here.
- Billy, what are you doing?
We need your super-speed
to get my brain scan.
- I want us to get exposed.
Then Nora can't go
to that stupid school.
- What's the big deal if Nora
goes to a different school?
You know how many times
I've tried
to get Phoebe transferred
to another school?
- Yeah, but Nora's
my best friend.
You don't like Phoebe.
- Is that what you think?
- You guys fight all the
time.
- We don't fight.
We bicker.
It's like arguing but cuter.
And it doesn't mean
that I don't care about her.
Phoebe and I will always
be there for each other
just like you and Nora will.
- Promise?
- Of course.
Sisters are for life.
- Thanks, Max.
- All right,
let's go get my brain scan.
Take the bucket off.
- Ta-da!
- Ahh, look at my little future
ambassador in her uniform.
- At these prices, that thing
should be made of gold.
- Nora, you'll start
Monday morning.
In the meantime,
we'll need you to choose
an after-school sport,
an after-school club,
and get a jump
on the three hours
of nightly homework.
- What?
When am I supposed
to play with Billy?
- I don't know who Billy is,
but you'll make new friends like
Celestina, Gloriana, and Sophia.
- Did you hear that, Nora?
You're gonna have a friend
named Sophia.
- Mom, Dad,
I don't want to go here.
- What?
Why not?
- Because there'll be no time
to play with Billy.
He's my best friend.
- Well, then why did you try
so hard to get accepted?
- I don't know.
That girl in the hall said
I'd never get in,
so I wanted to prove her
wrong.
It was either that
or laser her face off.
- Made the right choice, honey.
- It's our fault, too, sweetie.
If your father and I
hadn't gotten so caught up
in what we wanted,
you wouldn't be here
in the first place.
- Hey, I just came
for the ice cream.
- So I can stay
at my old school?
- Of course.
- Oh, no, the check.
- What check?
[gasps]
The check.
- She'll never give it
back to us.
- Well, well, well, well,
what are we gonna do?
We have to think of something.
- I can't think.
I just paid thousands of dollars
for free ice cream.
- Dad, that's it.
Always be ready for dessert.
- I'm listening.
- All right, class,
Dr. Chang here
has kindly volunteered
to demonstrate
a surgical mole removal.
- Actually,
you dragged me up here
while I begged and pleaded
with you to choose someone else.
- And I ignored you.
This is your patient.
And this...
is his mole.
- Sweet cheese, it's huge.
- And it's all yours.
Go crazy.
- Here comes the dean.
- Ready, dearest ones?
Both: Ready.
- Mmm, best ice cream ever.
- It's so good.
- What are you doing?
- We thought we'd stick
around
and celebrate,
Thunderman style!
[all cheer]
- Isn't this how
a Primridge Girl eats?
- Hey, guys.
Help me make a sundae
inside my mouth!
Both: Okay!
- Here comes
Mr. Chocolate Sauce!
- And don't forget
the sprinkles.
- Oh.
- All right, that's it.
Stop it.
You're clearly not
Primridge material.
Please take your check
and get out.
- Merci beaucoup ...
[speaking gibberish]
Which is French for,
"Thanks for the ice cream."
- All right,
removing a mole.
The first step
in removing a mole is
putting the patient at ease.
Hello.
- You know what
you're doing, right?
- [scoffs]
Of course.
I can do this
with my eyes closed.
And I plan to.
- Okay, next we take
the mole scoopy thingy
and we just--
we just get right in there
and start--
just...
Look, I'm sorry.
I have a confession to make.
The truth is--
- The truth is,
she never does surgery
without me.
[glove snaps]
Ow.
- Max, I'm so glad you're here.
- Who's Max,
and why are we glad he's here?
- Dr. Max Krelman
of Krelman and Chang.
What's today's surgery,
Dr. Chang?
- Mole removal, Dr. Krelman.
- Mole removal, our
specialty.
Sweet cheese, that's huge.
I got it.
Just distract them for me.
- So how about
that new foot clinic?
You know, speaking of feet,
a successful surgery starts
with a pair of well-tied
shoes.
So everybody reach down
and make sure those shoes
are good and tied.
- Dr. Chang--
- This man has a mole.
Tie your shoes.
- You might want to turn
away.
[breath whooshes]
Ding!
- Done.
- And there you have it.
No more mole.
[applause]
- You have been
a great audience.
She's Chang.
- And he's Krelman.
- And we're out of here.
Both: Good night.
[applause]
- Why are you clapping?
We don't even know
what happened.
- Oh, no, we're too late.
The doctor already
has your brain scan.
- Don't worry.
I got this.
[papers rustle]
- Billy, you did it.
And with a bucket on your
butt.
- You're not upset
about Nora anymore?
- Of course not.
- Wow, obviously,
you got through to him.
And you saved me in there.
It's nice to know
you've got my back.
- Yeah, just like Max said,
sisters are for life.
See you at home.
- You said sisters are for
life?
- Kid's all woozy
from the thumb pain,
doesn't know what
he's talking about.
- What took you guys so long?
I just heard Mom and Dad
pull up.
- Just act natural.
If they ask, we just had
a quiet afternoon at home.
- Hey, kids.
- We had a quiet afternoon
at home and acted natural.
- Okay.
- Nora, I just want to say
I'm really proud of you
for getting into that school.
I'll be just fine without you.
- I'm not going.
- Oh, thank goodness.
I'd be a mess without you.
- Thanks for babysitting,
you two.
- Oh, it was mole problem--
I mean, no problem.
- That was close.
- Guys, don't forget
we have to ice this tonight.
- Why is Billy's thumb giant?
- Phoebe, let's get out of
here.
Phoebe?
So that's what it feels like.