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- [scary music]

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- ¶

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- [audience laughter]

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- It's time
for trick or treating.

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- [audience laughter]
- Let's go.

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This tooth wants
to chew on some candy.

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- [audience laughter]
- We can't leave Phoebe and Max,

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we need them for our
dental themed costumes.

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- Dental themed?
I thought I was zit cream.

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- [audience laughter]
- It says "Tooth paste."

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- Sure it does, Nora.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Hey, why aren't you
wearing your costumes?

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- If you could see yourselves,
you wouldn't ask that question.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Plus we're going
to a party with our friends

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at the pumpkin patch.

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- Yeah but trick
or treating together

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is a Thunderman tradition.

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- Yeah but so is me
and Phoebe ditching you guys.

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- [audience laughter]
- Not this year.

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I am putting my foot down!

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- Let them go, Dad.
It's more candy for us.

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- [audience laughter]
- Foot's back up, see ya.

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- [audience laughter]

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- [lightning strikes]

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- Oh no, a storm.

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- Sorry, guys, it doesn't
sound safe out there.

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- Speak for yourselves,
slow pokes.

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I'm faster than lightning.

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- [audience laughter]
- [lightning strikes]

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- Nope, lightning's faster.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Man up, Billy,
we need that candy.

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- [audience laughter]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Nobody is going
trick or treating.

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How about we make popcorn
and watch a scary movie?

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- [sighs]

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- [lightning strikes]

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- Oh no, looks like the storm
knocked the power out.

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- Halloween is ruined.

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- COLOSSO:
Or, has it just begun?

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[maniacal laughter]

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- [audience laughter]

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- Welcome to the scariest night
of your lives, boys and ghouls.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Okay, what and why
is this happening?

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- I knew a storm was coming,
so I prepared

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a night of scary stories.

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And if it's candy you're after,
I have plenty of chocolates.

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- [audience laughter]
- [maniacal laughter]

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¶ It's scary time ¶

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¶ With Colosso ¶

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¶ You're gonna pee ¶

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¶ Your dumb pants ¶

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- [audience laughter]

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- ¶ This is lame ¶

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¶ And we are leaving ¶

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- [audience laughter]

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- Oh, cause you're
scared, right?

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- No, Colosso,
we're superheroes, okay?

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There's no story you could
tell that would frighten us.

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- Challenge accepted!

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- [audience laughter]
- Nobody challenged--

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- I said challenge accepted!

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- [audience laughter]

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- Fine, we'll stay.

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But only 'cause
lightning's bad for my hair.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Now prepare yourselves
for the scare-raising tale

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of The Troll In The Bowl.

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- [lightning strikes]

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- [bats screeching]

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- ¶

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- [screams]

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- [audience laughter]
- What is it?

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Did you walk in
on dad in the bathroom?

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- [audience laughter]
- Worse.

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Well nothing's worse than that.
- [audience laughter]

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- But look, all our
Halloween candy's gone.

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- No!

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- [audience laughter]

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- Relax, we got your
candy right here.

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- Thank goodness.
- Come to mama.

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- Oh no, not so fast.

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Haven't you ever heard
of the troll in the bowl?

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- [audience laughter]
- The what in the where?

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- [audience laughter]

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- If you eat more than
one piece of candy a day--

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- A mean, ugly troll
will come out of the bowl--

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- And get you.
- [audience laughter]

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- Just don't eat too much candy.

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- [audience laughter]

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- [sighs] Well,
our parents have spoken,

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so I guess we better
listen to them!

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- [audience laughter]
- Then, why are you

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taking the candy?
- Just grab your bucket.

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- [audience laughter]

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- [door closes]

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- [audience gasps]

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- Can you believe mom and dad
thought they could trick us?

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- Yeah, like there's such
thing as the troll in the bowl.

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- ¶

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- [audience laughter]

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- I think I just saw something.

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- It's called coconut,
eat around it.

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- [audience laughter]

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- TROLL: Just one piece.

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- Did you hear that?

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- It's just dad.

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You caught us!

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If you don't tell mom,
then we'll share our candy!

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- [audience laughter]

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- Just one piece.

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- [screams]

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- [audience laughter]

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- ¶

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- [audience laughter]

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- That was close.

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Why did you knock me over?

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- One of us had to live
to tell the story.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Good thinking.
- [audience laughter]

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- Maybe if we don't eat any
more candy, we'll be safe.

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- [audience laughter]
- What are you doing?

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- Sorry, turns out
I like coconut.

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- [audience laughter]
- Billy.

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- What? It's not like
the troll can get inside.

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- Just one piece.

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- He got inside!

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- [screams]
- [audience laughter]

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- Let's go hide in the bathroom.

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- ¶

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- HANK: I'm in here.
- [screaming]

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- ¶

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- Just one piece.

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- [screaming]
- [audience laughter]

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- ¶
- Oh.

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- Just one piece.

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Just one piece.
- [audience laughter]

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- Just. One. Piece.

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- [audience laughter]
- [screams]

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- [audience laughter]

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- What happened?

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- The troll turned
us into candy.

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And we look delicious.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Ooh hmm, mmm.

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Don't mind if I do.

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- [audience laughter]

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- [screams]

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- And they all lived
happily ever after.

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Except for the kids, who's
father ate them, bones and all.

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- [audience laughter]
- [maniacal laughter]

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- [audience laughter]

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- Colosso, that story
is not gonna scare anyone.

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Right, guys?
- NORA: Get out of my way!

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- I'm more scared than you!

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- [audience laughter]

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- [maniacal laughter]
Two down.

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Looks like I'm
winning the challenge.

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- Again, nobody challenged you.

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- I said I'm winning!

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- [audience laughter]

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- ¶

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- ¶ What you see ¶

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¶ Is not what you get ¶

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¶ Living our lives ¶

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¶ With a secret ¶

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¶ We fit right in ¶

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¶ Bet you'd never guess ¶

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¶ Cause we're
living our lives ¶

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¶ Just like all the rest ¶

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¶ A picture perfect family ¶

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¶ Is what we try to be ¶

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¶ The closer you might see ¶

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¶ The crazy things we do ¶

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¶ This isn't make believe ¶

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¶ It's our reality ¶

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¶ Just your average family ¶

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¶ Trying to be normal ¶

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¶ And stay out of trouble ¶

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¶ Living a double life ¶¶

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- ¶

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- Now scare were we?

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- [audience laughter]

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- Well you were trying
to frighten us

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with your stories,
but what's really frightening

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are your stupid jokes.
- [audience laughter]

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- That reminds me, I was
just about to serve you

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some fettuccine afraid-o,

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with some extra
scream sauce.

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- Oh just get to the next story.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Fine.
This one's about a family

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known as the Monstermans.

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- [audience laughter]
- ¶

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- ¶ What you see ¶

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¶ Will give you a fright ¶

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¶ You better watch out ¶

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¶ Because we bite ¶

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¶ We don't fit in ¶

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¶ Our faces can't be seen ¶

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¶ Every day for us ¶

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¶ Is like Halloween ¶

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¶ A scary, spooky family ¶

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¶ Is what we're actually ¶

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¶ A total mystery ¶

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¶ To everyone we know ¶

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¶ This isn't make believe ¶

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¶ It's a monstrosity ¶

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¶ Just a ghoulish family ¶

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¶ We wanna meet you ¶

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¶ Possibly eat you ¶

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¶ Living the monster life ¶

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- [howls]

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- [audience laughter]

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- ¶

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- [audience laughter]

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- ¶

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- [audience laughter]

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- [doorbell rings]

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- [howls]

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- Quiet, Max, it's
just our pizza.

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I'll put on my human disguise.

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- Just open the door.

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Halloween's
the one day a year

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we can be our true
monster selves.

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- [audience laughter]
- Hmm. For someone who chases

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firetrucks,
you make a good point.

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- I'm gonna get 'em
one of these days.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Okay, here goes nothing.

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Hi, thanks for the pizza.

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I'll enjoy eating it
in my Halloween costume.

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I'm not a real witch, bye.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Well, it worked.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Hey we should go
to Spot Burger's

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Halloween party as ourselves.

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- Great idea.

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No one will know
we're really monsters.

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And if they find out,
we can just eat them.

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- [audience laughter]

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- You're not eating anyone
because you're not going.

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- Come on, Dad.
- What?!

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- We know it's been hard since
the monster league

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moved us to Humanville,
but we have to be careful.

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No going out without
your disguises.

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- Come on, we promise
we won't let anyone

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discover our family secret.

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- Yeah, or let anyone
use Nora's toilet paper.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Sorry, but we can't
trust Chloe

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and her little zombie appetite.
- [audience laughter]

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- Little?
She ate the brains of half

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the original cast of Hamilton.

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- [audience laughter]

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- Mmm, brains.

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- [audience laughter]

262
00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:14,686
- What if we got
Chloe a babysitter?

263
00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,389
- Could work,
but we'd have to find someone

264
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,890
without any brains.

265
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,258
- [slurps]
- [audience laughter]

266
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,927
- Thanks for thinking of me.
- [audience laughter]

267
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,696
- Chloe and I are
gonna have so much fun.

268
00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:25,430
- [audience laughter]

269
00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,800
- How could you leave
me home, you monsters?

270
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,802
- [audience laughter]

271
00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,938
- You remember the rules, right?

272
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,306
- If you sprinkle
when you tinkle,

273
00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:36,675
be a sweetie
and wipe the seatie.

274
00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:37,842
- [audience laughter]

275
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,344
- She means about
watching Chloe.

276
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,345
- Oh.
- [audience laughter]

277
00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,314
- Yeah.
If Chloe's out of sight,

278
00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,082
then things are not alright.

279
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,216
- [audience laughter]

280
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,952
- I feel good about
this, let's go.

281
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,386
- [audience laughter]

282
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:52,257
- So, Chloe, what do
you wanna play first?

283
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,758
[slurps]

284
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,993
Oh, brain freeze.

285
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,195
- [audience laughter]
- You have a brain?

286
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,097
- [audience laughter]
- Of course, why?

287
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,967
- I'm just asking for a friend.

288
00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,302
- [audience laughter]

289
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:09,407
- ¶

290
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,877
- Remember, no howling,
no spell casting,

291
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:13,878
no weird bug stuff,

292
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,947
and no whatever
it is mummies do.

293
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,983
- [growls]
- Yeah, that, don't do that.

294
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,384
- [audience laughter]

295
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:22,420
- Happy Halloween, losers.
- [audience laughter]

296
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,055
- Why aren't you wearing
a costume, Mrs. Wong?

297
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,959
- I am, I'm dressed
as an over-worked restauranteur

298
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,295
who knows there's something
weird about your family.

299
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,297
- I'm not a real witch!
- [audience laughter]

300
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,967
- What she means is we're
all wearing costumes.

301
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,435
- [audience laughter]

302
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,404
- You look like an actual bug.

303
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:43,708
- If I was, would I be able to
resist flying into that light?

304
00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:44,442
- [audience laughter]

305
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:48,747
- That warm, beautiful,
let me at it!

306
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,148
- [audience laughter]

307
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,151
- Every family has a weird one.
- [audience laughter]

308
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,753
- Your family has a lot of them.

309
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,955
- [audience laughter]

310
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,723
- I'll be watching you.

311
00:10:58,725 --> 00:10:59,758
- [audience laughter]

312
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,493
- Maybe this wasn't
such a good idea.

313
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,428
- Hey don't worry,
just act natural

314
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:06,398
and everything will be fine.

315
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,366
- ¶

316
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,300
- [howls]

317
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,835
- [audience laughter]

318
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,304
- Stop that.
Down, boy, down, down.

319
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,874
- [audience laughter]

320
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,142
- Wong saw that.

321
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,778
- One more slip-up
and we are going home.

322
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,347
And you are going to the kennel.
- [chomps]

323
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,249
- [audience laughter]

324
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,785
- Ow!
- Excuse you, broccoli face.

325
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,320
- [audience laughter]
- [scoffs] How dare you?

326
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,456
Jerkus broccoletus.

327
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,858
- [audience laughter]

328
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,226
- I was right!

329
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,262
- [audience gasps]

330
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,930
- Somebody order broccoli?

331
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:39,931
- [audience laughter]

332
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,867
- You weirdos are real monsters.

333
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:43,835
Get them!

334
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,537
- [audience laughter]

335
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,338
- [crowd grumbles]

336
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,274
- Where did you even get those?

337
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,109
- Bed, Bath and Pitch Forks.

338
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,477
- [audience laughter]

339
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,445
- What do we do?

340
00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:56,014
- Win them over, with dance.

341
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,483
Humans love when
monsters dance.

342
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:02,887
- ¶

343
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,956
- ¶ Roar, roar ¶

344
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,891
¶ Roar, roar ¶

345
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,193
¶ Ooh ¶

346
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,495
¶ Ooh ¶
- [audience laughter]

347
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,363
- ¶ Wobble, wobble ¶

348
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,364
¶ Wobble, wobble ¶

349
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,833
- [audience laughter]

350
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:19,804
- ¶

351
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:20,538
- [audience laughter]

352
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:24,442
- You can't hypnotize us
with your funky moves.

353
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,510
Get them!

354
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:29,214
- [crowd grumbles]

355
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,516
- Oh no, we're doomed.

356
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,151
- [crowd grumbles]

357
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,487
- Leave my family alone.

358
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,188
- [audience laughter]

359
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,389
- Chloe?

360
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,492
- Out of my way, Halloweenies.

361
00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:41,526
- [audience laughter]

362
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,129
- I'm not scared
of no mini monster,

363
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,330
what are you gonna do?

364
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,867
- Eat your brains, baby.
- [audience laughter]

365
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,569
- [screams]

366
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,307
- [glass shatters]
- [screaming]

367
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,310
- Well looks like
we're moving again.

368
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,879
- [audience laughter]

369
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:01,579
- ¶

370
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,849
- I don't wanna
be a scary monster.

371
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:08,119
- Oh, honey, there's
nothing to be scared of.

372
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,288
Now let's go upstairs
and lock your door.

373
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,157
- [audience laughter]

374
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,525
- Can't believe
that scared them.

375
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:16,161
Zombies are about
as real as...

376
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,028
Colosso's fur extensions.

377
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,897
- Oh, I knew it.
- [audience laughter]

378
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:22,567
- You must feel like a big bunny
scaring a poor little girl.

379
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,036
- You're talking about
Chloe, or yourself?

380
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:30,408
- Oh, I am not scared,
I am a Thunderman. [screams]

381
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,576
Thunderman, away.

382
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,577
- [audience laughter]

383
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,978
- [maniacal laughter]

384
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,480
- Looks like someone
booked a flight

385
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,549
on American Scare-lines.

386
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,017
- [audience laughter]

387
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:42,220
- Which means you're
the last two standing.

388
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:47,192
And I've saved
the scariest story for you.

389
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,026
- [Christmas music plays]

390
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,460
- What? No.
- [audience laughter]

391
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,628
- [Christmas music plays]

392
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,331
- Wrong button.
- [audience laughter]

393
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,332
- Curse these paws.

394
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,401
- [audience laughter]
- [Christmas music plays]

395
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:01,606
- ¶ It's time
for the last story ¶

396
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,440
¶ You're gonna scream ¶

397
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,910
¶ Like little babies ¶
- [audience laughter]

398
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,546
- Why didn't we just take
our chances with the lightning?

399
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,314
- [audience laughter]

400
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,382
- Just face it, Colosso,
you're never gonna scare us.

401
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,184
- Yeah and is this
gonna last much longer?

402
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,987
I'm starving.
- Survive this last story,

403
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,956
and I'll give you chicken
tenders.

404
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,291
- [audience laughter]
- They're terri-frying.

405
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,125
- [audience laughter]

406
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,928
- Anywho,
the final spook-tacular tale

407
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:27,165
is called
Phoebe The Vampire Slayer.

408
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,234
- [audience laughter]
- [lightning strikes]

409
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,402
- [bats screeching]

410
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,304
- ¶

411
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,606
- Hurry up, Cherry,
we're running late.

412
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,242
- For school?
- No, for our morning selife.

413
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,111
- [audience laughter]

414
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,446
- [camera clicks]
- Max.

415
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,982
Come on, you ruined our selfie.

416
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,049
- [hisses]

417
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,285
- [audience laughter]

418
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,589
- Did Max just hiss at us?
- [audience laughter]

419
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,590
- Yeah that was weird.

420
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,359
And has he stopped
wearing his retainer?

421
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,928
Because his teeth
looked all jacked up.

422
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:57,662
- [audience laughter]

423
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,397
- He's been acting
strange lately.

424
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,066
Sleeps all day,
stays up all night.

425
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,235
He even started
a blood drive at school.

426
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,637
- Max is doing charity?

427
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:08,039
Maybe he's turning
into a nice person.

428
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,140
- Or a vampire.

429
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,510
- [laughing]

430
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,346
- [audience laughter]

431
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,649
- Wait a second, can I see
that selfie we just took?

432
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:20,218
Vampires don't
show up in photos.

433
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,253
He's not there.

434
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,121
- [audience gasps]

435
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,657
- I'm sure there's
a perfectly good explanation

436
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:27,458
for all of this.

437
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,427
- The explanation
is he's a vampire.

438
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,528
- [audience laughter]

439
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,297
- Let's get out
of here, quietly.

440
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,364
- Okay.

441
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,532
Sleep tight, Max.

442
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,268
- [audience laughter]

443
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,604
- What are you guys
doing in my lair?

444
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,271
- [laughs]

445
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,041
Just wanted to see
if you were a vampire.

446
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,008
- [audience laughter]

447
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,410
- And you are,
please don't bite us.

448
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,378
- [audience laughter]

449
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,313
- What?

450
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,548
Me, a vampire? What?

451
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,449
- [audience laughter]

452
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,551
- Max, you were
hanging upside down.

453
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,354
- Maybe you were
the ones hanging upside down.

454
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,089
- [audience laughter]
- Ever think of that?

455
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,257
- [audience laughter]
- I didn't.

456
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,492
Phoebe, are we vampires?
- [audience laughter]

457
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,662
- No, Cherry, Max is
lying through his fangs.

458
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:05,463
He's the vampire.

459
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:10,001
- Ladies, let's talk
about this over breakfast.

460
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,669
By the way,
you're the breakfast.

461
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,705
- [hisses]
- [audience laughter]

462
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,473
- [screams]

463
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,143
- [audience laughter]

464
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,712
- ¶

465
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,180
- Hurry up, he's coming.

466
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,349
- ¶
- Ah, stupid sun.

467
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,616
- [audience laughter]

468
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,052
- That's right,
sunlight burns vampires.

469
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:28,786
- Let's get to school.

470
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,055
- Wait, wait, wait,
I forgot my homework.

471
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,490
- You mean this?

472
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,525
- [audience laughter]

473
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:37,362
- Stay strong, Phoebe,
it's just homework.

474
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,196
- [audience laughter]

475
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,199
- I'm writing a fart joke
in your history essay.

476
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,767
- [audience laughter]

477
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,702
- But I stayed up all night
writing that essay

478
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,137
about the founding fathers.

479
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:50,174
- You mean founding farters?
- [audience laughter]

480
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,042
- No!

481
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,611
- Your homework's gone, Phoebe.

482
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,746
It's gone.

483
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:57,081
- [audience laughter]

484
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:02,453
- ¶

485
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,088
- Okay, we should be safe here.

486
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,089
Max can't follow us.

487
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:09,660
- Phoebe, I have a feeling that
Max isn't the only vampire.

488
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,797
- [audience laughter]

489
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,098
- If they can't go
out in daylight,

490
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,667
how'd they all get to school?

491
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:17,602
Umbrellas?

492
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,637
Smart and stylish.
- [audience laughter]

493
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,706
- I don't wanna be a vampire.

494
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,775
Let's hide in the bathroom.

495
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,143
- HANK: I'm in here.

496
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,244
- [screams]

497
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,780
- [audience laughter]

498
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,848
- Wait a minute, we know
how to defeat vampires.

499
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,251
Remember our favorite
teen vamp romance novel?

500
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,852
- [gasps]
"The Fault in Our Neck Scars"?

501
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,821
Team Dimitri
'til the day I die,

502
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,423
which might be today.

503
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,257
- [audience laughter]

504
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,292
- In the book they used
garlic to turn the head vampire

505
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,194
back to human,
then all the other vampires

506
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,662
turned back, too.
- [gasps]

507
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,831
Dimitri is so cute.

508
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,266
- Focus!
- Right.

509
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,102
Max organized the blood
drive, so he must be the leader,

510
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:54,172
but...where are we
gonna get garlic?

511
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,275
- Look, it's Italian
Tuesday in the cafeteria.

512
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:57,875
I'll go load up.

513
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,245
- I'll stay here and pretend
like I don't have a neck.

514
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,714
- [audience laughter]

515
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,285
- No neck Cherry,
nothing to bite here.

516
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,554
- [audience laughter]

517
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,122
- I better hurry up.

518
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,457
- [audience laughter]

519
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,158
- MAX: Hey, Cherry.

520
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,260
- [yells]

521
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,762
- [audience laughter]

522
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,432
- Uh, how'd you get here
without an umbrella?

523
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,700
- Sunblock.

524
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,168
- [audience laughter]

525
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,470
- [gasps]

526
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,705
- Have I told you
about my blood drive?

527
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,540
cause you're about to donate.

528
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,575
- [audience laughter]

529
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,443
- Hey, Count Dork-ula.

530
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,878
Do you like garlic?

531
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,179
- [hisses]

532
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,581
- [audience laughter]
- Wait.

533
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,849
It's Italian Tuesday?

534
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,184
Did nobody bite the lunch lady?

535
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,186
- [audience laughter]

536
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,588
- Bite this.

537
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,722
- ¶

538
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,424
- Oww, oww.

539
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,325
Oww, oww.

540
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,160
Phoebe, I'm not the vampire.
- [audience laughter]

541
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,162
- You're about to be.
[hisses]

542
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,597
- Cherry!
- ¶

543
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,833
- [hisses]
- [audience laughter]

544
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:56,868
- ¶

545
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,336
- Join us, Phoebe.

546
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,172
We can be best friends forever.

547
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,507
Literally forever.

548
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,208
- [audience laughter]
- [hisses]

549
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,343
- Cherry you'll be back
to normal

550
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,377
as soon as I take care of Max.

551
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,879
- [hisses]
- MAX: Good luck with that.

552
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:10,615
- [hisses]
- [audience laughter]

553
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,816
- She's mine.

554
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,451
- [hisses]

555
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,919
- Time for a second course.

556
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:18,756
- [audience laughter]

557
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,391
- Garlic bread swords.

558
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,461
They're no match
for my real swords.

559
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,831
- [audience laughter]
- An umbrella, really?

560
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,534
Did nobody bite
the fencing club?

561
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,502
- [audience laughter]

562
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,704
- [hisses]

563
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,974
- [hisses]

564
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,544
- ¶

565
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:43,347
- [grunting]

566
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:49,554
- ¶

567
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:58,896
¶

568
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:07,572
¶

569
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,875
- Looks like you're
all out of garlic.

570
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,277
- [hisses]

571
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,813
- ¶

572
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,548
- Five-second rule.

573
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,317
- ¶

574
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,652
- [groans]
- [audience laughter]

575
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,356
- ¶

576
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,490
- My fangs are gone.

577
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,859
And my cool sunglasses.
- [audience laughter]

578
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,761
- You're welcome.
- [audience laughter]

579
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,930
- For what?
I liked being a vampire.

580
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,633
I was this close to learning
how to become a bat.

581
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,702
- [hisses]

582
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,870
- [audience laughter]

583
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:40,605
- I don't get it.

584
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,274
You're the head vampire,
they should all be human by now.

585
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,977
- But I'm not the head vampire.

586
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,045
- Then who is?

587
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,413
- I am.

588
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,950
- [screams]
- [audience laughter]

589
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,988
- Mmm.
Told you I'd scare you all.

590
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,991
- Yeah the only thing scary
is the bunny spit on my neck.

591
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,993
- [audience laughter]
- Whoa.

592
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:02,893
- [audience laughter]

593
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,730
- And why was dad in
our school's bathroom?

594
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:06,597
- Because.

595
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,898
- [audience laughter]

596
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,634
- It was a horror story.

597
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,736
- [audience laughter]

598
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,904
- Sorry, Colosso, you lose.

599
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:14,639
- Let me try again,

600
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:18,442
I have one more thing that
will definitely scare you.

601
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,978
It's me without
my fur extensions.

602
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,614
- [audience laughter]

603
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,915
- [screams]

604
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,685
- [audience laughter]

605
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,353
- COLOSSO: Ah, it's too easy.

606
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:30,087
- [audience laughter]

607
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,757
- Ha, looks like I scared
an entire family

608
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,091
of super heroes.
- [audience laughter]

609
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:38,963
- This is the greatest
fright of my life. [laughs]

610
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:42,533
Oh.
- [audience laughter]

611
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,668
- COLOSSO: Uh-oh.

612
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,902
It's locked.

613
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,537
And it's dark in here.

614
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,506
- [lightning strikes]

615
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,774
- COLOSSO: I'm scared.

616
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,042
Relax, Colosso.

617
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:52,610
Monsters aren't real.

618
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,011
[screams]
Ghost Chloe!

619
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,647
No wait, that's my ball.
- [audience laughter]

620
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,883
- COLOSSO: Maybe some music
will soothe my nerves.

621
00:21:58,885 --> 00:21:59,684
- [Christmas music plays]

622
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,018
- COLOSSO: Oh come on.
- [audience laughter]

623
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,854
- COLOSSO: Now I'm
scared and annoyed.

624
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,090
Hello? Anyone?

625
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,658
Oh ho, ho.

626
00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:16,801
- ¶

627
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:25,209
¶

628
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:33,751
¶

629
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:39,457
¶¶