- ¶
- Chloe, breakfast!
- CHLOE: [whooshes]
Thunder Baby, reporting for duty.
- Aw, Chloe, you look so cute.
- I'm not cute. I'm a villain's worst nightmare.
- Well, cute or not,
you still can't wear your supersuit to preschool.
- Why not? Everyone knows we're superheroes.
- Yeah, everything's different now.
Last week Max was an evil villain.
Now he's a superhero--
who just stole my bacon.
- I just saved the world from watching
the weird way you eat bacon.
- Okay, it is not weird.
[imitates machine chomping bacon]
- I'll tell you what else is different.
- We get up when we speak now?
This changes everything!
- No, look at your phone.
We both have fan pages with tons of followers.
- You know, in my prime,
my fan club had over a thousand Thunder Fans.
- I have a quarter million!
- No eggs for you.
- Let's please all remember this is family breakfast time.
- Mom's right.
We should send our fans pictures of the family breakfast.
- HANK: No. - [phone cameras click]
- Your mom means we shouldn't let being exposed
prevent us from living perfectly normal lives.
- This just in--
the Thundermans are determined to live perfectly normal lives.
Next up, are you eating bacon the right way?
- BARB & HANK: Get out!
- ¶
- And then I flipped him with my TK.
That's superhero for telekinesis.
Then I blasted him with my freeze breath,
and that's superhero for..
freeze breath.
[frosty air blowing]
- ALL: [gasping]
- Guys, what's going on?
- That's your sister.
- Yes, I know that.
What's she doing?
- She's telling everyone about her latest save.
Did you know she has telekinesis and freeze breath?
- So do I!
- Yeah, I don't think so, bro.
- Well, if they like her stories,
they're gonna love mine.
Excuse me! Pardon me! Hero comin' through!
So, there I was...
face-to-face with history's greatest villain Dark Mayhem.
- Wait, weren't you working for Dark Mayhem?
- Haven't you only been good for like a week?
- Are you using a new moisturizer?
- Do you wanna hear the story or not?
- [bell rings]
- Wait! Hey, come back!
It is a new moisturizer,
and I'm just as good a superhero as Phoebe.
- Whoa! Let's not get carried away.
I've been training my whole life to be a superhero,
while you've been training to be a super villain?
- That was a phase.
I tried to tell you guys. No one would listen to me.
You seriously don't think I'm as good as you?
- Well, how do I put this?
No.
Max, being a superhero isn't just about power.
It's about training, experience.
Seriously, what moisturizer are you using?
You are just glowing.
- I'll never tell that it's lavender body butter.
Dang it!
- I'll tell you what.
Why don't I take you out on a few training missions,
show you the ropes?
- Keep your ropes. I've got a mission right here.
I bet you didn't even notice the janitor
with the "VL" necklace, as in "Villain League."
He's clearly here to take us down.
Watch how I work.
- Wait, wait, wait, Max. No, don't--
- [powers whooshing] - JANITOR: Oh!
- MAX: Ha, ha, ha!
Now let's see what's in your little cart of villainy.
A-a--a...
toilet plunger?
- Whew, that was close.
You thwarted his evil plan to unclog toilets.
- Well, what does "VL" stand for?
- Vladimir Lushenko is very angry with you!
- Due to a change in circumstances,
I'd like you to show me those ropes, please.
- ¶
¶ What you see ¶
¶ Is not what you get ¶
¶ Livin' our lives with a secret ¶
¶ We fit right in ¶
¶ Bet you never guessed ¶
¶ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ¶
¶ Just like all the rest ¶
¶ A picture perfect family ¶
¶ Is what we try to be ¶
¶ Look closer, you might see ¶
¶ The crazy things we do ¶
¶ This isn't make believe ¶
¶ It's our reality ¶
¶ Just your average family ¶
¶ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ¶
¶ Livin' a double life ¶¶
- [pounding at door] - WOMAN: Help me, Thunder Man!
- What's wrong? Is it serious? - Yes!
Could you open this pickle jar?
- [lid "pops"]
- [door slams]
- Ever since we were exposed,
our neighbors keep asking me
to use my superpowers for the slightest things.
- Gee, I have no idea what that's like.
[powers zapping steak]
Here's your steak, Mr. Walters.
- [whooshing] Will you guys draw with me?
- Sorry, Chloe, but we're in the middle of
a live chat with our fans.
- Live chat with me.
- We'd love to, but you're not really trending right now.
- [huffing]
- Just play with your sister.
- Yeah, I know being famous is exciting,
but in this house, family comes first.
- Chloe, would you rather we played with you now
or play unicorn tea party with you tomorrow morning?
- Unicorn tea party! [whooshing]
- Guys, that was not okay.
- He's right, Billy.
We could give you a quick apology now,
or a heartfelt one tomorrow morning.
- Oh, I guess tomorrow morning.
- BARB: [silently] No.
- Great.
Come on, Billy.
We promised the fans that we'd show them your webbed toe.
- Bye, Mom and Dad.
Taking Max out on patrol to teach him how to be a superhero.
- I know how to be a superhero.
Now does anyone have a spare cape?
I shrank mine in the wash.
- HANK: [silently] Oh.
- Bye, guys. Don't wait up.
- [whooshes, clunks]
- NORA: What is that?
- Sorry. Sometimes stuff gets caught in my web.
- No, look.
- Hank, is that what I think it is?
- A message from the Z Force.
- MALE VOICE: Congratulations, Phoebe Thunderman.
You are a finalist for the newly-opened slot
on the legendary Z Force. - PHOEBE: [gasps]
- We'll be watching you over the coming weeks
as we make our decision.
Good luck!
- Oh, my gosh, I can't believe
I'm being considered for a slot in the Z Force!
- I know! It's amazing! What's the Z Force?
- They're the most elite superheroes in the Hero League.
They get the assignments no one else can handle.
- Yeah, they're who the superheroes call
when they need saving.
- Oh, like that time Dad got his cape stuck
on the Statue of Liberty.
- Ohhhhh! This is Phoebe's moment.
- Well, it makes sense.
You're the protector of Hiddenville,
you defeated King Crab,
you helped save the prom.
Somebody raised ya right! - HANK: [laughs]
It's time to celebrate.
I'll get the ice cream cake.
Thunder Man, away! - [plaster splatters]
- Wow!
- Yeah, pretty cool. Now let's go.
- Aw, you still think we're doin' that?
- Yeah. Why not?
- The Z Force is watching.
I can't risk you making a rookie mistake on my patrol.
No offense.
- Uh...lots of offense.
What makes you think I'd make a rookie mistake?
- Max, you make the janitor quit.
Every toilet in the school is backed up.
- Max, I'm taking Chloe to the playground tomorrow.
Maybe I can help train you by the monkey bars.
- Keep your monkey bars. I'm not a child.
Now get outta my way so I can go on my slide!
- COLOSSO: [chuckling]
¶ You got ditched by Phoebe ¶
- It's not funny.
And how'd you even hear that?
- Rabbits have remarkable hearing.
Plus, I attached a transmitter under your armpit.
- [transmitter beeping]
- Colosso, we talked about this.
Keep your paws outta my pits.
- Don't you see what's happening, Max?
The universe is telling you to come back to the dark side.
- No, Colosso. I'm not evil anymore.
- Well, maybe this will change your mind.
- The Brainwash XL? [laughs]
I used that to make Principal Bradford think he could fly.
He could not.
- Now you can use it to turn everyone in Hiddenville
into your own private army.
- I thought I put all my evil gadgets in storage.
- Well, maybe I hid this somewhere you'd never guess.
- The bottom drawer?
- Wow, that is a good guess.
- I'm throwing this away without touching it.
- [powers whooshing]
- [garbage can clanks]
- Is this because I bugged your pits?
Because it was no picnic for me, either.
- No, Colosso, it's because I am a superhero now.
- Phoebe thinks you're a superzero.
- Everybody does--
which is why I'm gonna prove to them
that I am an amazing superzero, zuperhero, herozero.
- You can't even say it.
- I don't have to say it. I'm gonna show it.
- Well, at least I can listen to the "Hank & Barb Show."
- BARB: Hank, when are you gonna fix those holes in the ceiling,
and why is your armpit blinking? - COLOSSO: [chuckling]
Good stuff! [chuckling]
- My wrists are sore from autographing all these bows.
- BILLY: [zooming]
Your wrists are sore?
I just accepted 43,000 friend requests.
- Hey, this unicorn tea party isn't gonna have itself.
- Oh, no, I totally forgot.
Sorry, Chloe, we'll just have to do it later.
- Our fans need us.
- But I made so much pretend tea.
- Forget it, Chloe. They're obviously not coming.
- I feel bad for her, but there's just not enough time
to respond to all our fans.
- Unless...
we gather all of our fans in one place.
We could greet them all at the same time.
Like a convention.
We could call it "ThunderCon."
- Billy, that's brilliant!
Why don't you come up with ideas like this all the time?
- Ow! Brain pain!
- I'll send a ThunderCon invite to our fans.
- I don't think so.
- Chloe just said you ditched her again,
and now you're planning some sort of ThunderCon?
- We could get you in at half price.
- [gasps] Half price, Barb! - Hank!
- Uh, I mean, no!
We warned you about putting fame before family
and you obviously did not listen.
- Yeah, no ThunderCon
and no more chatting with your fans.
- Electress? A big fan. - BARB: Oh?
- Can you charge my tablet?
- Okay, citizen, but remember,
you won't need my zaps if you close your apps.
[laughing] [powers zapping]
- What a bummer. - I know.
Especially since this ThunderCon invite
is all ready to go.
It'd be a real "oopsie" if someone sent it out.
Oopsie! - [phone "bloops"]
- Technically, that wasn't an "oopsie"
because you did it on purpose to deceive--
Ow! Brain pain!
- Oh, according to "Supe!" magazine,
this is the first opening on the Z Force in nine years.
- Oh, ho, ho, and our little girl might get it!
- Aw, come on, guys, we'll have to "zee" if I get in.
But it's quite "zee" honor.
- HANK: [laughing]
- Yeah, I "zee" what she did there.
- BARB & HANK: [laughing]
- I have returned!
- Hey, son, where ya been?
- Just pullin' off one of the most epic saves
Hiddenville's ever seen.
- Aw, baby's first saves.
- Could a baby save three hikers from a bear?
Could a baby save students on a runaway school bus?
Could a baby save an actual baby?
His first words were,
"You're my hero, Max Thunderman."
- Is that a Ricky's Sticky Buns I saw in the background?
- You know it is, big guy.
- You're my hero, Max Thunderman.
- So, Phoebs,
ready to admit I'm as good a superhero as you?
- I think you're off to a great start.
You saved some smelly hikers and a clumsy baby.
You still have quite a way to go
before anyone thinks you're as good as me.
- [whooshes, clunks]
- MALE VOICE: Congratulations, Max Thunderman.
You are a finalist for the newly-opened slot
on the legendary Z Force.
- BARB: [gasps] - Good luck!
- We're up for the same slot.
- This can't "zee" happening.
- ¶
- Oh, you're both being considered
for the same Z Force slot.
That's amazing!
- I know. It's been a dream of mine since...
yesterday.
- It's my dream! Get outta my dream!
- [quietly] Who are we rooting for? I'm so confused.
- Guys, this is crazy.
Max has one lucky night of saves
and all of a sudden,
he's being considered for the Z Force?
- Looks like someone's joining the J Force--for jealousy.
Am I right? [laughs]
- I am not jealous. - You are so, jealous.
- You don't have the training. - BARB: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I know you're both vying for the same spot,
but you're still family and family comes first.
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
Emergency help requested at Splatburger.
- Me, first! - No, me, first!
Outta my way! Phoebe! - No, I saw it first!
Ow!
- It's Phoebe, right? We're rooting for Phoebe?
- ¶
- BILLY: Thank you. Our fans love us.
Some of them are even dressed up like us, Nora.
[gasps]
- Billy, I'm right here.
- Oh, gee, it's really you!
#noranatorforlife.
- I love your bow. - Um, I love your bow more.
And your breakfast pix. Amazing!
- You know, I actually made that toast
with my lasers.
Check it out. [lasers zapping]
- Ow!
- Oops. Sorry, Billy.
- She lasered Billy!
- It's cool, guys. It happens all the time.
- You hear that?
Little Bow Creep has zapped him before.
- Hey, no one talks about our queen like that!
Right, Noranators? - ALL: Right!
- Well, no one lasers our king!
Right, Billyvers! - ALL: Right!
- This is getting out of control, Billy.
[gasps]
- ALL: [angry shouting]
- ¶
- I'll save you! - No, I'll save you!
Wha-a-a-at am I saving?
- Thank goodness, the Thundermans will save us.
The tube at table 7 is jammed.
- That's your emergency?
- It's my best table.
It's the furthest from the bathroom.
- Okay, Mrs. Wong, you got it.
No problem's too small for a real hero.
- Is your "superpower" blabbing your mouth?
He's already on it.
- [powers zapping] Just have to...
loosen the clog until it shoots out.
- All right, why don't you stick to, uh,
bullying janitors.
Step aside, rookie.
[powers zapping]
- [tube "thuds"] - You just made it worse.
Looks like I'll have to unclog it from behind.
[powers zapping]
- [clattering, tubes rattling]
- Any minute now.
- [explosion] - CROWD: [gasps]
- [tubes hissing] - CROWD: [coughing]
- What did you do?
- Stuff's comin' outta there.
You're welcome.
- Face it, Nora's a better superhero!
Her lasers are as hot as hobo style.
- ALL: Yeah!
- No, Billy's better!
He has superspeed and a sweet webbed toe!
- ALL: [angry shouting]
- Guys! Guys!
Listen!
- BILLY: [whistle shrills]
- Can't we all agree that Billy and I are both great?
- She thinks she's as good as Billy!
Charge!
- ALL: [angry shouting]
- ¶
- What should we do?
- I'll call Mom and Dad to come get us.
- I'll have some more pretend tea, please?
- Here you go. - [cell phone ringing]
- Hello?
- Chloe? Billy and I are in trouble.
We need your help.
- I can help you.
Tomorrow morning!
- [heavy thud]
- She's not coming.
We've gotta get outta here ourselves.
- ¶
- Come on, Nora, laser these haters!
- Billy can kick all your butts in two seconds flat!
Right, Billy? - ALL: [shouting stops]
- Billy?
Where are you going, dude?
- You're gonna leave us?
- What? [laughs]
Never.
Run, Billy! - BILLY: [zooming]
- ALL: [angry shouting]
- CROWD: [continues coughing]
- MRS. WONG: Hey, where are you going?
Hey, superdummies!
Thanks to you, I can't even see my customers' ugly faces.
- I'm gonna fix it, okay?
The first step is getting everyone out of here
in a controlled fashion.
- I got it.
Run for your lives!
- ALL: [screaming]
- MRS. WONG: Stop that! Stop that!
- Let me handle this, okay? The Z Force is watching me.
- Hey, they're watching me, too.
I actually hope they can see my muscles through all this smoke.
- I know. Maybe I can shut off the power
by freezing the transformer with my freeze breath.
- No, Phoebe, it's better if I melt it with my heat breath.
- Freeze breath! - Heat breath!
- [frosty air blowing] - [fiery air blowing]
- [crackling, electrical zapping]
- BOTH: Whew!
- [thunderous rumbling] - BOTH: Uh-oh!
- [electrical zapping] - [tubes whining]
- You fools! You've angered the tube guy!
[gasps] - [rumbling continues]
- Okay, that's it, Max,
we need to call Dad on your smart watch.
- No, Phoebe, that's not necessary.
- This place could explode any minute.
Now give me your watch! - I said, no!
- MALE VOICE: Congratulations, Max Thunderman, you are--
- Did that just come from your watch?
- Uh, what watch?
- --a finalist for the newly-opened slot
on the legendary Z Force.
Good luck!
- You faked your Z Force message?
They're no considering you at all.
- To be fair, you guys fell for it.
We all played our part.
- [thunderous rumbling continues]
- We've gotta get outta here! The place is gonna blow!
- [massive explosion]
- [debris thuds] - [electrical zapping]
- BOTH: Whew!
- Good thing everyone made it out.
- You're welcome, Mrs. Wong.
Wait, where's Mrs. Wong?
- [coughing, sputtering]
- Mrs. Wong, are you okay?
- Oh...come closer...
closer...
I hate you losers!
[snarling]
- ¶
- Blowing up a restaurant?
Causing a fan riot?
And where, may I ask, were you two?
- Opening pickle jars, ma'am.
- Grilling steaks, ma'am.
- Well, since being exposed has obviously prevented you
from being effective superheroes,
there's only one thing to do.
- Never tell the Z Force
and also don't tell the Z Force?
- Oh, I told the Z Force.
I meant, I'm going to have to relocate you
somewhere where you can be undercover again.
- Wait, we have to move?
- We're getting up when we talk again?
- Isn't moving a little extreme?
This town loves the Thundermans.
- PRESIDENT KICKBUTT: [snaps fingers]
- CROWD: [angry shouting]
- MAN: Where's Phoebe? They said she was here!
- [door slams]
- Continue.
- Beam in the Wheel of Relocation.
- [powers whooshing]
- Well, that's a fun way to ruin our lives.
- What about my friends? - What about Allison?
- What about me? I just learned our address.
- I'm sorry, but superheroes are supposed to save people,
not endanger them.
- You blew it, babies!
- Hank, please spin the wheel.
- ¶
- I can't believe this.
Wherever it lands will be our new home.
- [dramatic music] - [wheel clicking]
- ¶
- [dramatic music continues] - [wheel clicking]
- I'm so nervous.
I wonder where it's gonna stop?
- Or when it's going to stop.
It's been spinning for 15 hours.
Did you have to spin the wheel so hard, Thunder Man?
- Hank has trouble controlling his superstrength
when he's emotional.
- I do not! - [object shatters]
- We've played so many fun games here.
"Laser the Boy." "Zap the Billy."
"Hold still, Billy, I'm going to zap you."
- Do you wanna play one last time?
- NORA: [powers zapping] - BILLY: Ow!
Good times.
- Chloe, why haven't you packed yet?
- 'Cause I can come back whenever I want--
with my powers.
- I'm afraid not, Small Thunder.
If any of you defy my orders and return to Hiddenville,
I'll be forced to remove your powers permanently.
- Permanently? - What?
- Nice, Max.
Not only did you ruin the Z Force for me,
now we're banned from Hiddenville.
- Hey, this is all your fault.
You should hear how angry
Allison is at me that I'm moving.
- ALLISON: [speed-chattering]
[screams]
- I know, I know. I hate Phoebe, too.
- It's gonna be so hard saying goodbye to Cherry.
I don't know when I'm gonna see her again.
- Surprise!
Your new house looks just like your old house.
- Cherry...
look, I know this is hard, but you can't come with us.
- Oh, Phoebe!
We'll always be besties.
Nothing will ever take me away from you.
- Take her away!
- [powers whooshing]
- You just sent her home, right?
- Oh, good.
The new undercover superhero family
who'll be moving in just pulled up.
- Wait, you're giving our house away?
- Yes, the Hero League put a lot of money into this place.
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
I cost $3 million.
- Hi! We're the new, normal, non-supe family
moving into this house.
- Secret maintained.
Thunder Man!
Nice to finally meet ya.
I'm Falcon Man. This is my wife, Iron Grip.
- A pleasure to meet you, Iron Gri--
[bones crunching]
- Nice place you got here.
Come on, honey, let's see if there's room upstairs
for my "supernest."
- That's strange.
I wonder where their daughter is?
- Does anyone smell bubble gum?
- ALL: [sniffing]
- That's me!
My name is Candi.
Oh, what a lovely family.
Who are these cuties?
- Great, a girl finally thinks I'm cute and we're moving.
- I bet you guys would like some treats.
Hold out your hands. [giggles]
- [powers "popping"]
- Cool! Candy powers.
- Do you need a sidekick? - Or a boyfriend?
- Oh, aren't you the sweetest little gooey gumdrops.
[giggles]
- Ugh, I officially have a cavity.
Going to get Colosso.
- Hank: [clearing throat]
I did not get a gum ball.
- Oh... [giggles]
- ¶
- Colosso, you packed yet?
What are you doing?
- What I always do when I'm depressed--
buy something I can't afford.
- Quit foolin' around and let's go.
- Yeah, about that.
No!
If you insist on being good,
I insist on hating you and staying here!
- Just 'cause I'm good now
doesn't mean we're not best friends.
- That's exactly what it means.
Good talk.
- Wheeee! [giggles]
Oh, jumping jellybeans, I love my new room.
- You'd rather live here with Wendy Wonka?
- Anything's better than you--traitor.
- Oh, a talking bunny. How adorable.
- I'm not adorable, girlie.
I'm the Fast and the Furriest.
- Well, I can see someone has to learn their manners.
- COLOSSO: [gasps]
- BARB: Come back upstairs, Max. The wheel is slowing down.
- Well, if you're really not coming, Colosso,
I guess this is good-- - [horn blaring]
- Fine. Goodbye.
- What? - I said goodb--
- [horn blaring]
- Ah...
- NORA: This is it. Goodbye, house.
- PHOEBE: Goodbye, friends.
- Goodbye, penguin.
- BILLY: Goodbye, Hiddenville.
Hello...
- ALL: Antarctica?
- ¶
- There--all the comforts of home.
- Yeah? Well, at home, I didn't have to eat
my cereal like an ice pop.
- Well, I'm lovin' these pancakes.
- [syrup cracking]
Nope, they're frozen.
- [wind howling]
- [door slams]
- How was patrol, honey?
- Pointless!
Unless you count breaking up a seal fight as a "save."
- [seals barking]
- Don't make me come back out there!
- Yes, I was able to super-charge the modem
and give us internet!
Now I can update my status to "Freezing!"
- Mommy, Daddy, I miss Hiddenville.
- BARB: Awww. - I know, honey.
But we live here now.
- Come on, sweetie,
let's go free your dolly from its...
ice prison.
- I feel bad.
If it wasn't for us,
Chloe would still be in Hiddenville
and wouldn't have to play with doll cubes.
- Hey, what if we recreated
Chloe's favorite things about Hiddenville
right here in Antarctica?
- That's a great idea.
I'm gonna take my breakfast to go.
- You got the internet working?
That's amazing. - Thank you.
- 'Cause, you know, usually you just destroy things,
you know, like you destroyed Splatburger
and my Z Force dream!
- I seem to remember Mrs. Wong shaking her fist
at both of us from the ambulance.
- [watch ringing] - Colosso's calling.
Well, look who came hoppin' back.
- Max, you've gotta get back to Hiddenville!
Your friends are in danger,
and that Candi girl is trying to brainwash the whole to--ah!
- Colosso!
Did you hear that, Phoebe?
He said all our friends are in danger.
- Please, your little dress-up buddy
would say anything to get you back.
- Just do me a favor and call Cherry.
- [sighing]
Fine, but only so I can stop talking to you.
Call declined? That's weird.
Cherry always answers my calls.
She even answered that one time she went scuba diving.
Her phone was in rice for months.
- Well, that proves it. Something is seriously wrong.
- I guess it wouldn't hurt to tell Mom and Dad.
- Tell them what?
My rabbit's a drama queen
and Cherry doesn't understand how phones work?
I'm going back to Hiddenville to help.
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Max!
If President Kickbutt catches you back in Hiddenville,
you'll lose your powers and you'll never be a superhero.
- I'm willing to take that risk.
I'm not letting Hiddenville down a second time.
If you wanna stay here, that's on you.
- Max, wait!
I'm going with you.
What good is being a superhero,
if you're not gonna protect the people you care about?
- [seals barking] - Just share the fish!
- All right, if we do this,
we have to try our best to not get caught.
Lucky for us, I'm a master of disguise.
- [whooshing]
- Glasses, Max?
- Who is this Max you speak of?
I'm just a boy with poor eyesight.
- Thanks for the ride, Chloe.
Remember, don't tell anyone we're here.
- Duh! I'm not losing my powers.
[whooshing]
- Okay, Candi, let's find out what you're up to.
- Don't knock. - It's not our house anymore.
- Just go in. - Okay.
- [party music]
- We risked our powers to go to a party?
- Allison hates parties.
Let's find out what's going on.
Hey, Allison.
Are you guys okay?
- ALL: [robotically] Candi Falconman is my bestie
and the sweetest person I've ever met.
- It's like they're hypnotized.
- Candi Falconman is my Wolfgang und Wolfgang.
- Oh, no, she got Wolfgang, too.
- We need to find Candi.
- CANDI: You found her. [giggling]
Welcome to my party.
Raspberry pixie dust? [blowing air]
- MAX & PHOEBE: [groan, thud]
- [giggling]
- ¶
- Max? - MAX: [snoring loudly]
- PHOEBE: Max, wake up! - MAX: Huh?
[sniffing] What smells so good?
- Us.
She trapped us in sticky cotton candy.
- Oh, forget about us.
Look what she did to my sweet lair!
- [dramatic music]
- It's my sweet lair now.
- Okay, freeze this freak.
- BOTH: [blowing frosty air]
- Oh, powers don't work on me.
[giggles] I'm candy-coated.
[giggles]
- Colosso, help us.
You're the one who called us here.
- That was before I decided Candi's my sugar mama.
- But Max is your sugar mama.
You know it's true.
- You used my Brainwash XL
to turn everyone into your besties?
- That's right.
And after I hook it up to your satellite on the roof,
I'll use it on all of Hiddenville.
[giggling]
- Why can't you just make friends the normal way?
- Oh, I try, but no matter how sweet I am,
they refuse to worship me!
- Huh, who'd have thought a child of superheroes
could become a supervillain.
[gasps] Oh, right. That's me.
- Just be glad I didn't turn you into gingerbread cookies--
like I did to my parents. [giggling]
They live there now.
- FALCON MAN: Let us out of here, Princess!
- No-o-o-o-o!
[sighing]
Off to brainwash the town.
[giggling]
- PHOEBE: [straining]
- MAX: [strains]
- It's no use.
This was my one chance to redeem myself
for endangering the town and I failed.
- Phoebe, we can't let some sugar-crazed twerp
take over Hiddenville.
- You won't!
'Cause I'm gonna save ya!
- You are? I thought you were on Candi's side.
You're even dressed like her furry twin.
- I was just pretending to be on Candi's side--
so she wouldn't turn me into a chocolate bunny.
- But you said you hated me for turning good.
- I did.
But I miss my best friend.
And I want my sugar mama back!
- Aw, I missed you, too, buddy. - Okay, cool.
If you guys are done with your couples' counselling,
could we get outta here?
- Ah! Time to eat you free.
Good thing it's my treats day.
[gnawing]
- Okay, Chloe, we know you miss Hiddenville
and since it's dinnertime, we thought we could eat at...
- BILLY & NORA: Splatburger!
- Cool!
- BILLY: [zooming]
- Aw, the kids are so thoughtful.
- I can't believe she's gettin' served.
We were here first.
- One hamburger, please? - [tablet bleeps]
- Billy, that's your cue.
- [ice, snow, Billy thudding]
- [groans]
Would you like fries with that?
- ALL: Candi Falconman is my bestie
and the sweetest person I've ever met.
- Wolfgang.
- Aw, you guys don't have to say that.
Oh, actually you do because I made you!
[giggling]
- Candy may be sweet, but so is ice cream.
- Hold on a second, Candi.
What?!
- You two escaped?
Crush them like peanut brittle!
- We've gotta stop them without hurting our friends.
- [powers whooshing]
- MAX: Excuse me.
Allison, you've been brainwashed,
but I know deep-down you're still my bae--
- [punches] - MAX: [groans]
- [powers whooshing] - [pillow thuds]
- ALL: Candi Falconman is my bestie
and the sweetest person I've ever met.
- We're surrounded. There's too many of them.
- PHOEBE: Wait!
How can you all be Candi Falconman's bestie, huh?
A person can only have one bestie.
- Which means everyone here
is trying to steal your new best friend.
- [gasps] Candi Falconman is my bestie.
- Candi Falconman is my bestie.
- Candi Falconman is my Wolfgang.
- ALL: [angrily] Candi Falconman is my bestie.
- Okay, Chloe, let's move on to
another of your favorite things about Hiddenville--
Max's slide!
- Is that thing safe?
- Don't know. That's why I sent Billy first.
- BILLY: [screaming]
- [heavy thud, ice cracking]
- I'll pass.
- Brrr! I'm gonna put some ice on my head.
- I still miss Hiddenville.
- Me, too. I wanna go home.
- Look, guys, home isn't a place on a map.
Home is where your family is.
Home's in your heart. - BARB: Mm-hm.
- Our hearts are freezing.
- The kids are right, Hank.
Our family belongs in Hiddenville.
- I know, but you heard President Kickbutt.
We can't ever go back. - BARB: [sighing]
- Why not? I took Max and Phoebe.
- Chloe, you teleported Max and Phoebe
back to Hiddenville?
- This is awkward.
- ¶
[dramatic music]
¶
- MAX: There's Candi.
We can't let her get that signal out.
- Okay, let's quietly sneak over and see--
Whoa!
- ALL: Candi Falconman is my bestie.
Candi Falconman is my...
- PHOEBE: [sighing]
Why did we let Dad fly through this roof?
- Oh, back for more candy?
- [licorice whipping] - How about a licorice whip?
- [dramatic music]
- MAX: [gasps]
- I'll get her, Max.
- [roof cracks] - Oh!
- The only thing you'll get is a candy-canderang.
- Whoa!
Oh, is that all you got?
- [boomerang thuds] - Ow!
No, you got more.
- MAX: Whoa!
- [gum splats] - [straining]
Trapped in gum.
[slurping]
It's banana flavored. Ugh!
- [licorice whipping]
- [powers whooshing] - Oops!
Looks like you dropped something.
- Oh, that reminds me.
Have some lemon drops. - [candies clattering]
- Hope you don't fall.
- Ha!
- [roof cracks] - Whoa!
- [giggling]
- I don't know what's more dangerous--you or this roof.
- [gum splats]
- Aw, did I gum up your plans?
[giggling]
- [flicks switch]
- All I have to do is enter the coordinates
and this satellite dish
will turn all of Hiddenville
into my mindless besties!
- Okay, maybe I can hit that satellite dish
with my heat breath.
- No, we should use our freeze breath.
- Heat breath. - Freeze brea--
Wait, why don't we just do what we did back at Splatburger?
- Make fun of Mrs. Wong?
How will that help us now?
- No, combine our heat and freeze breath.
- [frosty air blowing] - [fiery air blowing]
- No, no! What's happening?
- [electrical zapping]
- [satellite dish powers down]
- Oh, butterscotch.
- [explosion] - [candies clattering]
- ALL: ...is my bestie!
- What's going on?
- Wolfgang?
- Why am I at a party? I hate parties!
- Ah! Do you also hate my arm?
- Max, we did it. - MAX: [laughs]
Wait. What happened to Candi?
- There!
Splatburger is as good as new.
- [object whistling]
- [heavy thud] - [plaster splatters]
- I hate this town!
- Me, too.
- PHOEBE: Yay, party's over. Everybody out.
- Sweetcious. I found a lemon drop in my hair.
- Wolfgang confuzen.
- Wolfgang goodbyezen.
- [door slams]
- Good party--
except for all the brainwashing and the crazy girl.
- Thanks for making us come back here.
I'm sorry I doubted you.
You actually are a pretty good superhero.
- Thanks.
It means a lot.
- Now we should probably get outta here before--
- [whooshing]
- They show up?
- I was gonna say "before President Kickbutt shows up."
- [door opens]
- I thought I was clear.
If you came back to Hiddenville,
I'd be forced to take your powers.
- President Kickbutt, wait.
I know we disobeyed your orders,
but our town and our friends needed us.
- They came back because they love Hiddenville.
We all do. - Yeah.
If you wanna punish a family of heroes
for loving their home, then go ahead,
take our powers.
- PRESIDENT KICKBUTT: We are gathered here
to take the Thundermans' powers.
- Great speech, Phoebe.
- I meant every word of it.
Hiddenville is safe because of us.
We won't be superheroes anymore,
but at least we'll be home.
- Is this gonna hurt them?
- No.
- Can it?
- I'm sorry I have to do this.
- [powers zapping]
- There. It is done.
- And, so, the once mighty Thundermans
have been rendered powerless and completely uninteresting.
Next up, a dog who can salsa dance.
- Well, I guess that's it. We're no longer supes.
- What do normal people do?
- Can we figure this out
while we're watching the salsa-dancing dog?
- ¶
- I just wish I could have lasered Billy one last time.
[lasers zapping] - Ow!
- Nora?
Did you just use your powers?
- I think so.
- Let's see if I still have mine, too.
[zooms, thuds]
[groaning]
I mean, yay.
- [blowing frosty air] - [blowing fiery air]
- [whooshing]
- [metal whines]
- [powers zapping]
- President Kickbutt, what's going on?
- I didn't take your powers.
I just needed to convince the town
you're not supes anymore,
so things can go back to the way they were.
- But I don't get it. We disobeyed your orders.
- Just say "thank you."
- It's like you said, Phoebe,
you and Max risked everything to save the town--
and that's what makes you both true superheroes.
- Great speech, Phoebe.
- Just make sure you keep your family secret safe this time.
- [toilet flushes]
- Sorry. Didn't hear a thing.
[quietly] I heard everything.
Call me.
- We're so proud of you guys for working together
to save Hiddenville.
- No problem.
Just don't expect us to make this a regular thing.
- MALE VOICE: Congratulations,
Max and Phoebe Thunderman.
You are now both finalists for a slot
on the legendary Z Force--
as a team!
- PHOEBE & MAX: A team?
- Now this is awkward.
- ¶