1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,375 - ¶ 2 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:11,276 - Hey, guys, I made fresh brownies! 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:13,445 - NORA: Yay, brownies! - BILLY: All right, Phoebe! 4 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:17,249 - MAX: I take back everything I ever said about you, Phoebe. 5 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:19,618 No brownies? 6 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,254 I take back the take back. 7 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:25,324 - "Surprise! You're at a family meeting." 8 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,659 It's a trap! - [powers whooshing] 9 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,528 Hey! Nobody leaves. [rapping gavel] 10 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,196 I'm calling this family meeting to order. 11 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:35,167 - Oh, man, she pinned us in. Now we can't leave. 12 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:38,337 - Okay, guys, Mom and Dad's 20th anniversary is coming up-- 13 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,406 which means we need to decide on a gift. 14 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,473 - Let's just make 'em something. 15 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:44,743 They love this piece of garbage Chloe made for 'em. 16 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,078 - Hey! 17 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,148 I made this vase. 18 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:50,516 - Gift idea-- 19 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:53,485 we take your vase outside and smash it! 20 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,454 - Don't worry, Max, we will take care of the gift 21 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:57,823 and sign your name to the card--like always. 22 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:58,624 - Oh, thanks. 23 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:00,359 I take back the take back I took back. 24 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,360 - PHOEBE: Oh. 25 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,328 - Hey, why don't we have Mom and Dad's 26 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,097 original wedding photo framed? 27 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:05,798 - Great idea, Nora. 28 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,201 Old people love looking at themselves when they were young. 29 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,571 - You know, actually, I've never really seen 30 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,639 their wedding photo. 31 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,774 [gasps] Maybe they're not really married. 32 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:20,079 - Oh, no! That means we don't exist! 33 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:23,382 - Did I hear something about brownies? 34 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:24,116 Ah, it's a trap! 35 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,317 - PHOEBE: Hey! [rapping gavel] 36 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,820 - Oh, man, she banged the thing. Now we can't leave. 37 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:31,623 - We were just discussing your anniversary gift. 38 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,258 - Oh, what brought that up? 39 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,662 Oh! Oh! The...the fact that it's coming up this... 40 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:39,298 let's see, first there's Spring, and then there's Summer... 41 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,601 - BARB: Saturday. - Saturday! That's it! 42 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,236 - Uh, we were wondering if we could 43 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:46,105 see some of your wedding pictures. 44 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,707 - Uh, we don't really have any. 45 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,676 - Ha! I knew they weren't married. 46 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:51,810 - Are we even your kids? 47 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:54,346 - Don't be ridiculous. Of course, we're married. 48 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,581 - Then what about your wedding? 49 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,883 - Well, yeah, we don't really like to talk about it. 50 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,552 - It was 20 years ago in Metroburg 51 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,354 when I was melting your mom's heart 52 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,690 with the wedding vows I wrote... 53 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:09,361 Barb, you are the lightning to my thunder, 54 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,629 the wind beneath my cape, 55 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,699 [voice cracking] the meat in my sandwich. 56 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:17,302 That's why I wrote you this song. 57 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,671 ¶ Beautiful Bar-bar-a ¶ 58 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,907 ¶ I really love her, yeah ¶ 59 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:25,878 - Ugh, no wonder you guys don't like talking about your wedding. 60 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,614 - Hey, let me finish. 61 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,916 ¶ Beautiful Bar-bar-a ¶ 62 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:35,420 ¶ Sha la la la la-a-a-a-a-a! ¶ 63 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:40,459 - Now-- - ¶ Sha la la la la ¶ 64 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,463 Now you may continue. 65 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:46,165 - Now, do you, Hank Thunderman, 66 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:50,669 take Barbara McBooger to be your Superwife? 67 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,337 - I do. - Oh. 68 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,305 - COLOSSO: I don't! 69 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,873 Don't anybody move! - ALL: [gasping] 70 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,375 - COLOSSO: [evil laughter] 71 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,709 - Colosso, why are you here? 72 00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:00,879 - Because I swore I'd never let you have a wedding day 73 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,514 after you ruined mine. 74 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,716 - You broke into the White House, 75 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:05,484 wedgied the president, 76 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,320 and tried to get married in the Oval Office. 77 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:11,390 - I wanted it to be fancy. 78 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:15,260 We're not all rich like the McBoogers. 79 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,628 - Can you, uh, hurry up and marry us 80 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,364 so I don't have to go by that name anymore. 81 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,501 - I now pronounced you husband and wife. 82 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:24,503 - COLOSSO: Don't kiss her! 83 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:29,508 Behold! The gadget that turns people into animals. 84 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,509 - ALL: [gasping] 85 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:34,746 - The people-to-animals switcherooni ray. 86 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:38,350 - I would just call it the animalizer. 87 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:39,351 - That's dumb. 88 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:44,256 With this animalizer, I plan to ruin your wedding. 89 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,891 - Whoa, relax, everyone. 90 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,760 His inventions never work. 91 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:52,664 - [ray zapping] 92 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,833 - HANK: See? Didn't work. 93 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,535 - BARB: Hank, we're goats. 94 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,370 - HANK: [bleating] 95 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,271 - Congratulations. 96 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,406 I did get you a little something. 97 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:04,376 - HANK: [bleating] - It's a toaster. 98 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,478 What? I'm not a monster. 99 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,413 Hmmm! [laughing] 100 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,782 A monster! [laughing] 101 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,584 - HANK: [bleating] 102 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,621 - I can't believe Colosso never told me that story. 103 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:17,623 It's hilarious. 104 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,392 Well, you know it is. 105 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,927 - Okay, so, what happened next? 106 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,696 - Well, the Hero League found a way to turn us back. 107 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:28,667 - Although, not before I ate my own veil. 108 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,535 - And then we hunted down Dr. Colosso 109 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:32,804 and used his weapon against him-- 110 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:33,972 turning him into the rude bunny 111 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:37,276 that lives in our house for some reason. 112 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:40,279 - He's payin' for his crime. 113 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:41,413 - Is he? 'Cause I'm the one 114 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,849 who has to scoop up his poop pellets. 115 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,817 - Well, this has been fun, but, uh, 116 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:46,985 I need to head down to the mall. 117 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:50,455 Not because I need any last-minute gifts. 118 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,156 - I'll go with you, 119 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:54,493 but not because I need to show you exactly what I want. 120 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,598 - Guys, I have the best gift idea. 121 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,534 - You're moving out? 122 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,201 - No. [sighs] 123 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,337 Since Mom and Dad's first wedding got destroyed, 124 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,471 let's throw them another one. 125 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:10,442 - Great--as long as it means these meetings can stop. 126 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,010 - Fine. We will schedule a meeting 127 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,479 to discuss cancelling future meetings. 128 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,349 There'll be brownies. - BILLY: Really? 129 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,484 - No. 130 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,520 - ¶ 131 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,621 ¶ What you see ¶ 132 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:23,822 ¶ Is not what you get ¶ 133 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:27,492 ¶ Livin' our lives with a secret ¶ 134 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,960 ¶ We fit right in ¶ 135 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,395 ¶ Bet you never guessed ¶ 136 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:31,930 ¶ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ¶ 137 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,632 ¶ Just like all the rest ¶ 138 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,500 ¶ A picture perfect family ¶ 139 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,469 ¶ Is what we try to be ¶ 140 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,770 ¶ Look closer, you might see ¶ 141 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,505 ¶ The crazy things we do ¶ 142 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,374 ¶ This isn't make believe ¶ 143 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,809 ¶ It's our reality ¶ 144 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:44,910 ¶ Just your average family ¶ 145 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:48,547 ¶ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ¶ 146 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:52,818 ¶ Livin' a double life ¶¶ 147 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,689 - BARB & HANK: Happy Anniversary! 148 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:02,127 - Ooh, I have a feeling this is a neck massager. 149 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:05,097 - I have a feeling this is a handbag. 150 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:08,900 - BARB: A neck massager? - HANK: A neck massager! 151 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,570 - What happened to the handbag? 152 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:12,304 - Ooh, you look tense. 153 00:06:12,306 --> 00:06:15,240 You should put that on right now. 154 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,577 - Special delivery. - BARB: Oh! 155 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:22,614 - All right. About time one of these kids got a job. 156 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:25,817 - Oh, Hank, the kids are throwing us a wedding 157 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,120 as an anniversary gift. 158 00:06:28,122 --> 00:06:30,756 - PHOEBE: That's right. 159 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,825 - Can I have my brownie now? 160 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,994 - Why does she get a real brownie? 161 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:39,965 - Because she doesn't complain about the meetings. 162 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,033 - "The Thunderman kids request your presence 163 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:45,771 at the marriage of Hank and Barb Thunderman this evening." 164 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:46,972 - Oh, kids, that is so sweet. 165 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,841 - Hey, we want you guys to have the wedding of your dreams. 166 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:50,609 - Hank: Aww... 167 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:54,112 - It'll be the most romantic event of the century. 168 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,113 - Hm, settle down. 169 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,616 It's in the driveway by the garbage cans. 170 00:06:57,618 --> 00:07:00,018 - Oh, I can't believe we're having a wedding. 171 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,621 I'm gonna need a new dress, a new tux. 172 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,221 - Oh, not me. 173 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:06,057 I still have my Thunder Tux from our first wedding. 174 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:09,995 It will fit me like a glove. 175 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:10,829 - Are you sure? 176 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:13,665 'Cause you haven't tried on that glove in a while. 177 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,133 - Please, one quick workout, 178 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,769 and I'll get my wedding bod back in no time. 179 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,172 So, you can just relax. - No, I-- 180 00:07:20,174 --> 00:07:22,040 - [neck massager vibrating] - Oh, right. 181 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,143 This is much better than a handbag. 182 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,312 - Okay, guys, we've got a lot of work to do. 183 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,648 First, we'll need a wedding theme. 184 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,383 - One word--bows! 185 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:35,053 - Better word--fire! 186 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:35,787 - Or robots. 187 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,323 - Or robots that breathe fire. 188 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:40,292 I know a guy. 189 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,726 - Uh, guys, guys, um... 190 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,061 it's so awesome that you wanna help, 191 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,197 and I already have the perfect job for you. 192 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:48,333 - I'll take it, but I need today off. 193 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,868 I have a wedding. 194 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,803 - All you need to do is keep Colosso in the lair 195 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,039 and make sure he doesn't find out about the wedding. 196 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,841 - All right. You heard her, Billy. 197 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,809 You watch Colosso, I take a nap. 198 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:01,780 - That's not what she said. - MAX: It's what I heard. 199 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,319 - Three, four, five, six. 200 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,254 Cool, I landed on the carrot patch. 201 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:13,358 - Ooh, but ya got stuck in farm jail. 202 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,360 - Can I pay my way out with Colosso bucks? 203 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:18,830 - No, because the farmer ran you over with his tractor-- 204 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,066 which means I win again! 205 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,668 - How do you win every game of Farmageddon? 206 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:27,439 - I'm asleep and even I know he's cheating. 207 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:28,373 - I don't care. 208 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,109 This is the best secret job I've ever had. 209 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,378 - Secret? What secret? 210 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,746 - Stop talking, Billy. 211 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,114 - Tell me what's goin' on-- 212 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,985 and a million Colosso bucks can be yours. 213 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:43,188 - I'll be richer than a McBooger. 214 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,122 - Billy, don't. 215 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,457 - We're supposed to keep you distracted 216 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:47,993 so you don't ruin Mom and Dad's second wedding. 217 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,695 - Second wedding?! 218 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,263 - Good job. 219 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:53,732 You just bought yourself a lifetime of Phoebe meetings. 220 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,901 - Why are they having another wedding? 221 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,803 I worked so hard to destroy the first one. 222 00:08:58,805 --> 00:08:59,437 - Yeah, we heard. 223 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,807 By the way, the goats were hilarious. 224 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,143 - I don't think they were. 225 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,379 I regret what I did. 226 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,180 - You actually feel bad? 227 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,115 - Yes. 228 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,284 Now that I've seen the love between your parents, 229 00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:17,155 I wish I hadn't ruined their special day. 230 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,157 [suppressed sobs] 231 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,425 - Are you...crying? 232 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:24,162 - I just wish I could go back and fix my mistake 233 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,432 with a year- switcherooni ray. 234 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,000 - You mean a time machine? 235 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,769 - That's a much better name. 236 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:33,238 Well, I'm sure the wedding will be great-- 237 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,308 especially since Phoebe has Max down here. 238 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,043 - What's that supposed to mean? 239 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,145 - You're stuck here guarding a bunny. 240 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,780 Maybe Phoebe's more worried about 241 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,214 you ruining the wedding. 242 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,050 - Oh, that's ridiculous. 243 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,451 Phoebe's not keeping me down here. 244 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,353 I can go up whenever I want. 245 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,921 - Wait, are you going up-- 246 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,757 because I'm supposed to tell Phoebe. 247 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,358 - What? 248 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,026 She has you watching me? 249 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:55,493 - No. 250 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,930 She has me watching you. - I just said that. 251 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,167 And Phoebe's wrong. I don't ruin things. 252 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,468 I make things awesome. 253 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,402 - Yeah, you should get up there 254 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:07,272 and give Hank and Barb the best wedding ever-- 255 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,808 because they deserve happiness. 256 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,810 - Yeah, come on, let's go, Billy. 257 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,078 - Uh, I'm rich now, Max. 258 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,914 Call me "Billy McBooger." 259 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:19,884 - So, you see, Chloe, 260 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,420 some people have to do months of exercise 261 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,788 to get their wedding bod, 262 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:28,360 but all Thunder Man needs to do is a single push-up. 263 00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:29,995 [grunts] 264 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,997 Ha-ha! 265 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:35,200 - It didn't work. 266 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,202 - Well, that's funny. 267 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,104 It must've made some difference. 268 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,039 I bet I can fit into my jacket. 269 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,974 [clears throat] 270 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,516 [straining, sobbing] 271 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,119 [sighs] 272 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,154 Like a glove. 273 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,856 - [button ricocheting] 274 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,858 - [vase shatters] 275 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:03,061 - Yay, your belly broke Phoebe's vase. 276 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,131 - This is bad. 277 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,233 It's not a Thunder Man wedding without a Thunder Tux. 278 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:11,503 How am I gonna get a wedding bod in just a few hours? 279 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:15,473 - With boot camp, baby! 280 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,275 - I don't think this is a good ide-- 281 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,476 - [whistle shrills] 282 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,578 - Stop yapping and give me 20. 283 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,312 - Twenty? 284 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,149 - You're lucky I can't count higher. 285 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,884 One, two, three... 286 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:29,554 - Well, it'll be pretty obvious who decorated this. 287 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,990 I can't believe you used all your bows. 288 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:35,193 - You think this is all my bows? 289 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,129 - Oh, hey, this wedding is gonna be so elegant. 290 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:42,233 - Let's get this wedding started! 291 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:45,537 - [dance music] 292 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,440 - Max, what are you doing? 293 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,542 - I'm Maxifying this wedding! 294 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,444 - Billy, you're supposed to be watching him. 295 00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:55,647 - I am. I'm watching him Maxify this wedding. 296 00:11:55,649 --> 00:12:00,952 - I give you the mashed potato bar! 297 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,955 - BILLY: It's got fixing's, yo! 298 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:10,061 - And what's a wedding without bub-bubbles! 299 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,298 - We're both like, what?! 300 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,334 - This is exactly what I was afraid of, Max. 301 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,936 You always ruin everything. 302 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,437 - So, Colosso was right. 303 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,473 - Colosso? Colosso, wait! 304 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:22,540 If you guys are up here, 305 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,342 then who's downstairs watching him? 306 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,211 - Don't worry about Colosso. 307 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,445 He's happy about the wedding. 308 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,947 - You told him about the wedding? 309 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,216 - Yeah, he regrets what happened and said 310 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,618 Mom and Dad deserve happiness. 311 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:37,155 Oh, no. - Oh, yes! 312 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,491 I'm here to renew my vows 313 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:43,228 to always destroy Thunder Man's wedding. 314 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,531 [evil laughter] 315 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,334 - [sighs] He's gone. 316 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,468 - This is bad. 317 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,504 - Colosso's on the loose, yo! 318 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,540 - [rays zapping] - [mic drops] 319 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,779 - Okay, we're running out of time 320 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,381 to find Colosso before the wedding. 321 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,184 - Aha! - You found him? 322 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,187 - No, I found the TV remote. 323 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,422 Welcome home, old friend. 324 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,323 - Max, focus. 325 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,925 It's gonna be your fault if Colosso 326 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,493 ruins this wedding like he did the last one. 327 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:19,030 - No way. Last time, Colosso had the animalizer. 328 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,932 - BOTH: The animalizer! 329 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,934 - Let's see if it's still there. 330 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,169 - Wait, when did Mom and Dad 331 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,204 get a new security system for the animalizer? 332 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,773 - It was last year's anniversary gift from us, 333 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:29,707 along with that vase I made them 334 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,944 that they will treasure forever. 335 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,779 - [scanner hums] 336 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,483 [sighing] Okay, good. He hasn't gotten to it. 337 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,984 - Not yet. 338 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,519 - All right, let's close this thing back up. 339 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,888 - PHOEBE: Um-- - [scanner beeping] 340 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:47,358 - Why can't I close it? - [scanner beeping] 341 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,326 - Denying you access 342 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:52,330 was also part of last year's anniversary gift. 343 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,932 - COLOSSO: Yep! 344 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,233 - Well, at least we tried. 345 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,102 Now let's thaw this thing out and watch some TV. 346 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,305 - Can I see that really quick? - Yeah, sure. 347 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:04,275 - [remote smacking] - Help me find that bunny! 348 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,082 - [ray zapping] 349 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,117 - Here comes Colosso... 350 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:16,154 [straining] ...any second now. 351 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,990 [straining] 352 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,226 [groaning] 353 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,261 Oh, there I am. 354 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:26,164 [evil laughter] 355 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,600 - [panting] Am I done yet? 356 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:31,135 - No, give me 50 jumping jacks. 357 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:34,272 - Fifty? I thought you couldn't count that high. 358 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,508 - Talking back? Make that 50-12. 359 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,311 - HANK: [groans] 360 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,547 - What's going on, guys? 361 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,883 - Daddy doesn't fit in his jacket. 362 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:50,021 - Not yet, but I will after the next 50-12 jumping jacks. 363 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,857 - Hank, I don't care if you fit into a tux 364 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:53,591 from 20 years ago. 365 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,894 I'd marry you again, no matter what you wear. 366 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,330 - This is not about your love and support, Barb. 367 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,033 This is a battle between me and that tux 368 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,401 and I am gonna win. 369 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,169 - Didn't you once lose 10 pounds in sweat 370 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,039 battling that supervillain near the surface of the sun? 371 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,307 - Oh, that's a great idea! [laughs] 372 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,442 I'll be back before the wedding. 373 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,577 [laughing] 374 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:17,215 Thunder Man, getting in shape! 375 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:21,419 - Call me if you need a trainer. 376 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,357 - There you are. - Did you find Colosso? 377 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,325 - No, I found you. 378 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,928 I thought we were playing hide and seek. 379 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,363 - We're supposed to be finding Colosso. 380 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,331 - I saw him an hour ago. 381 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,968 He was the one who told me we were playing hide and seek. 382 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,638 - Okay, we've officially searched the entire house. 383 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,206 It's like Colosso disappeared. 384 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,374 - Maybe we should just tell Mom and Dad 385 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,243 what happened and cancel the wedding. 386 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,511 - No, we're not doing that. 387 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,479 - You know, this never would've happened 388 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,348 if you'd have just included me. 389 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,616 - Max, I didn't include you 390 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,318 because you always ruin things. 391 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,253 - Okay, yes, I might ruin things. 392 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,554 But I always fix them. 393 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,490 It's all part of the Maxifying process. 394 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,626 - Okay, fine, fix this and make sure 395 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,962 Colosso doesn't destroy this wedding. 396 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:07,031 - I will...by... 397 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:10,435 letting Colosso destroy the wedding. 398 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,471 I guarantee this might work. 399 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,642 This is weird--the wedding's already started 400 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,711 and Colosso still hasn't shown up yet. 401 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:20,979 - I hope he hurries. 402 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,481 I wanna try that carrot cake you guys got. 403 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,249 - We thought you guys bought it. 404 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,484 - I don't know who bought it. 405 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,420 - I do! [evil laughter] 406 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,122 - Colosso! - That's right! 407 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:36,060 And now to turn your parents into... 408 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:36,694 Phoebe? 409 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,196 - Colosso, why are you human? 410 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:42,667 - Why are you forcing that poor scarecrow to marry you? 411 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,135 - Colosso, look, 412 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,204 let's talk about this man-to-man. 413 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:50,174 - No, thanks. I'd rather talk man-to-pig. 414 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,543 - [ray zapping] - [evil laughter] 415 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,546 - MAX: [oinks] - Guys, duck! 416 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,682 - If you insist. - [ray zapping] 417 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:01,285 - [evil laughter] - PHOEBE: [quacking] 418 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,754 - Run, Billy! - [ray zapping] 419 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:06,290 - Too slow, Zippy. [evil laughter] 420 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,525 Oh. 421 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,160 - [rays zapping] - Ow! 422 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:13,498 Quit horsing around. - [ray zapping] 423 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,399 [evil laughter] 424 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,300 - NORA: [whinnies] 425 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,436 - PHOEBE: Oh, way to fix it, Max. 426 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,706 - MAX: [snorts] I should've just let you sign the card for me. 427 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,407 [snorts] 428 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,176 - Quiet down, ya filthy animals. 429 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,645 We've got a wedding to start. 430 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,713 [evil laughter] 431 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,448 - [wedding march piano music] 432 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,151 - ¶ Here come the dopes ¶ 433 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,054 ¶ I'll turn them into goats ¶ 434 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,022 [evil laughter] 435 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,092 - Hank, the music's started. 436 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,094 - Oh. Sorry. 437 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,363 I had to take a shower after the sun. 438 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,766 I got space dust in my crater. 439 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:49,567 - Spare me the detail 440 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,736 and just see if you fit in your jacket. 441 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,671 - Oh, it's the moment of truth. 442 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,307 Thunder Tux, you are the last thing 443 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,809 standing between me and my wife's love. 444 00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,344 - I told you I didn't care. 445 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,347 - I will wear you. You don't wear me! 446 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:06,651 - Just see if the jacket fits! 447 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,387 - Oh. [laughs] 448 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,190 [laughing] It fits! 449 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,459 [laughing] Woo! 450 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:18,496 This is the happiest day of my entire life-- 451 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:22,166 other than marrying you and havin' a buncha children. 452 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:25,603 - Oh, way to go, Hank. I knew you could do it. 453 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,371 - Yep, it's all good as long as 454 00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:30,241 I don't eat anything or exhale. 455 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,442 - Okay, let's go. 456 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,378 I can't wait to see what surprises the kids have for us. 457 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,747 - [wedding march piano music continues] 458 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,250 - BARB: Oh... 459 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,385 - NORA: [whinnies] 460 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,087 - A petting zoo? 461 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,622 Uh, not quite what I was picturing, 462 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:49,093 but I'll try to keep an open mind. 463 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:49,827 - NORA: [whinnies] 464 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:53,131 - Yay, a pony! - It's me, Nora. 465 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,400 - Yay, a pony named Nora. 466 00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,802 - What is going on here? 467 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,570 - PHOEBE: Mom, Dad, look out! 468 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,506 - COLOSSO: Surprise! 469 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:05,443 Pretend I'm jumping outta that cake. 470 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:05,977 - Colosso! 471 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,179 - You turned our kids into animals? 472 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,348 - It wasn't that much of a stretch. 473 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,817 You've seen them eat dinner. 474 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,553 - Chloe, go back inside. 475 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,421 We've got a wedding crasher. 476 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,656 - CHLOE: [whooshes] 477 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,159 - Hank, Barb, I now pronounce you 478 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,694 Mr. and Mrs. Thundergoat. 479 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:28,499 - Not this time, Colosso. - [ray zapping] 480 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,368 - HANK: Ha. - COLOSSO: Yeah! 481 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,569 - HANK: [yelps] 482 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,704 - [ray and electricity zapping] 483 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:37,341 - Keep him busy. I have an idea. 484 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,578 - Am I just threatening him so you can eat? 485 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,680 - Yes. 486 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,149 - What do you see in him, Barbara? 487 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,451 - The man who's about to beat you. 488 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:50,188 - What? You're gonna eat me? 489 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,323 - I said beat you. 490 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,926 - [button ricocheting] 491 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,167 - Back to the cage for you, Colosso. 492 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,870 - [ray zapping] - No! 493 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:09,240 [screaming] 494 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:14,745 Oh, well, see you at the 40th anniversary. 495 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:15,580 - [sighs] Well, Hank. 496 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,216 Your Thunder Tux has never looked better on you. 497 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,218 - Oh, and you're even more beautiful 498 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,852 than you were on our first wedding day. 499 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:25,756 - Aw...that was a goat, but thank you. 500 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,357 - [kisses] 501 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,926 - MAX: Your children are still animals. 502 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,296 - Oh, right, the kids. 503 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,966 - [ray zapping] 504 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,902 - Mom, Dad, we are so sorry. 505 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,838 We really wanted you guys to have a nice wedding. 506 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,808 - What? Are you kidding? This is amazing. 507 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,376 - PHOEBE, MAX, NORA, BILLY: It is? 508 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,245 - Yeah, we finally stopped Colosso 509 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,813 from destroying our wedding. 510 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,515 - And that mashed potato bar is delicious. 511 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,285 This really is the wedding of our dreams. 512 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,220 - Well, then, I guess you guys should thank Max. 513 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:59,390 He's the reason for all this weirdness and destruction. 514 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,658 - [laughs] Yeah. 515 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,660 I Maxified your wedding! 516 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,263 - Well, who's ready to get married? 517 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,297 - Oh, I am. - Hm. 518 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,432 - But, uh, who's gonna perform the ceremony? 519 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,969 - Oops, it looks like we forgot that little detail. 520 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:15,306 - Ahem! I know someone who can do it. 521 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,408 - Justin Timberlake? 522 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,643 - No, me. 523 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,811 - Are we really that desperate, Hank? 524 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,947 - [laughing] Absolutely not. 525 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:28,519 - I now pronounce you Thunder Man and Superwife. 526 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:29,420 - HANK: Hey! Hey! Hey! 527 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,955 - COLOSSO: You may not kiss the bride 528 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,724 because nobody wants to see that. 529 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,027 - Truth, yo! 530 00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:37,561 - Smile! 531 00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:38,963 - [phone camera clicks] 532 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,264 - ALL [cheering] 533 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,866 - Congratulations, you two. 534 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:42,800 - HANK: [laughing] 535 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,669 - Hey, we should get this picture framed 536 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,436 for next year's gift. 537 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,704 - Oh, yeah. Max, do you wanna pick out a frame? 538 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,840 - Ah, it sounds like work. Just sign the card for me. 539 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:52,810 - All right, let's dance. 540 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,746 - [dance music] 541 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,281 ¶ 542 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,583 - Should we tell Nora she still has a tail? 543 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,319 - Ah, she's havin' fun. 544 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,953 We'll tell her later. 545 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:07,658 - ¶ 546 00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:26,577 - ¶