1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,509 - ¶ 2 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:16,315 - Okay, "a" plus "b" equals... "c" ya later, homework! 3 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,451 - Good day, m'lady. 4 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:20,052 - Gideon. 5 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:21,720 If you're coming over to talk about dating me 6 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:24,223 or my mother, please move along. 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,225 - Goodbye, m'lady. 8 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:29,194 - Oh, look, you're doing the math homework. 9 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:29,962 - [phone camera clicks] 10 00:00:29,964 --> 00:00:32,331 - It's nice to have my own personal nerd. 11 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,333 - Max, stuff like that makes me wonder 12 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,468 if you're really over your evil phase. 13 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:39,471 - Allison, I've told you a hundred times. 14 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,339 Why can't you trust me? 15 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:42,474 - 'Cause you were the only ten-time cover model 16 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,643 of "Evil Teen" magazine? 17 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:47,212 - Look, I've changed. 18 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,181 I am no longer evil. 19 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:52,151 And I was on that cover 11 times. 20 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:57,289 - Hey, you guys. We have an announcement. 21 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,757 Oyster asked me out. 22 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,459 We're a couple! 23 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:01,627 - Cue the screams. 24 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,129 - OTHERS: [screaming] 25 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:05,731 - Really, dude? 26 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,333 - What? Why should I hide my jewelry? 27 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:12,304 - I'm so happy for you guys. Come, sit! 28 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,407 Whoa! - [heavy thud] 29 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,775 - Oops. 30 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,110 - Ow, heh-heh. 31 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:19,411 Guess these booths are kinda small. 32 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,480 Um, no worries. I'll go grab a chair. 33 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,649 - CHERRY: Should we tell them the best part about our dating? 34 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,784 - OYSTER: Oh, you tell 'em. - CHERRY: No, you tell 'em. 35 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:29,254 - Okay, the best part is our new name is Choyster! 36 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:33,125 Get it? I matched "Cherry" and "Oyster" together. 37 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:39,098 - Way better than mine-- Cheroystererry. 38 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:43,268 - Hey, if you guys are Choyster, that makes us... 39 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,637 Mallison! - MAX: Oh? 40 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,808 - We should totally double-date some time. 41 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,777 - What are you guys doing tomorrow night? 42 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,680 - CHERRY, OYSTER, MAX, ALLISON: [chattering] 43 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:55,581 - Would you look at the time. 44 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:58,684 Um, it's half-past I don't belong here anymore. 45 00:01:58,686 --> 00:01:59,384 Uh... 46 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:04,223 so, I'll just, uh, excuse myself before this gets awkward. 47 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:08,360 - OTHERS: [continue chattering] 48 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:14,500 - ¶ 49 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:17,603 - Okay, here's another doggie, Chloe. 50 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:21,173 - This dog is missing a leg. 51 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,509 - It's way better than my worm. 52 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:25,911 - You're holding it upside down. 53 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:30,249 - Oh, now I see it. 54 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,585 - Kids, your cousin Blobbin is coming over for dinner. 55 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,320 It's time to get ready. 56 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,823 Honey, are you still upset about your friends? 57 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,191 - It's gotten even worse, Mom. 58 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,160 They entered a doubles tennis tournament 59 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:42,828 on tandem bikes and then rode them 60 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:46,398 to get double-scoop ice cream. Look. 61 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,000 - I've seen those. 62 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:51,336 I follow Choyster and Mallison on Chirper. 63 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:54,640 - Now my options are to either miss out on everything, 64 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,842 or tag along and be a fifth wheel. 65 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:57,442 - Yeah. 66 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:59,311 - I mean, literally, I tried to catch up 67 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,180 with them on a unicycle. 68 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:05,317 - I know. I also follow Unicycle Fails on Chirper. 69 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,319 Honey, you're gonna be fine. 70 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:11,623 Just take the time to focus on yourself and... 71 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,625 whatever this is. 72 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,228 - Or... 73 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:20,599 I'll focus on making a balloon boyfriend. 74 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:26,338 Choyster, Mallison, prepare to meet... 75 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,574 Ballonbe! 76 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:31,243 Hey, I'm actually getting pretty good at this. 77 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:35,380 "You sure are, Phoebe. I'd never ditch you." 78 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,617 What? I wasn't doing anything weird! 79 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:40,786 What have you guys been up to? 80 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,621 - Oh, we just went couples' beekeeping. 81 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:46,458 - We collected honey with our honeys. 82 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:50,262 - Bae, make me the luckiest broseph in the world 83 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:53,232 and take a photo of me at the Heart Tree tomorrow. 84 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:56,401 - Yes, I will, Choyster! 85 00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:59,838 - No, Choyster is a mixture of the bo... 86 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,373 Never mind. 87 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:03,408 - Oyster, you're so sweet. 88 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,445 Hey, Max, how come we've never done that? 89 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,814 - Because I used to be evil. 90 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,515 - What's your excuse now? 91 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:12,451 - I just don't wanna. 92 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,286 - You will go if you wanna prove to me 93 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,654 that you're not evil anymore. 94 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:18,023 Or we can go to the Break-up Tree. 95 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:18,957 - Is that real? 96 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:19,958 - You wanna find out? 97 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,694 - Heart Tree, here we come. 98 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,830 - Oh, sweetcious! 99 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:25,998 But we've gotta be ready. 100 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,568 Crazy Farmer Ted doesn't like kids trespassing on his farm 101 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:30,669 to get to the Heart Tree. 102 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,905 So, he booby-trapped the whole place. 103 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:36,441 - Rumor has it, if he catches you, 104 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:39,311 he'll feed you to his man-eating pigs. 105 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:40,912 [oinking] 106 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,582 - Wow! Friends, fun, and the possibility 107 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:46,051 of Max being eaten by a man-eating pig? 108 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,486 I am in! 109 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:50,322 - You're coming to the Heart Tree? With who? 110 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:53,425 - Phoebe, do you have a new bae? 111 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:57,362 - I mean, yeah. - Oh, not more screams. 112 00:04:57,364 --> 00:05:01,366 - OTHERS: [screaming] 113 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:04,736 - I can't wait to meet him. - PHOEBE: Ha. Ha. 114 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,805 Me, neither. 115 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,508 - ¶ 116 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,609 ¶ What you see ¶ 117 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:11,810 ¶ Is not what you get ¶ 118 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,480 ¶ Livin' our lives with a secret ¶ 119 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,948 ¶ We fit right in ¶ 120 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,383 ¶ Bet you never guessed ¶ 121 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:19,918 ¶ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ¶ 122 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,620 ¶ Just like all the rest ¶ 123 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,488 ¶ A picture perfect family ¶ 124 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,457 ¶ Is what we try to be ¶ 125 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,758 ¶ Look closer, you might see ¶ 126 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,493 ¶ The crazy things we do ¶ 127 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,362 ¶ This isn't make believe ¶ 128 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:31,797 ¶ It's our reality ¶ 129 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:32,898 ¶ Just your average family ¶ 130 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:36,535 ¶ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ¶ 131 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:40,806 ¶ Livin' a double life ¶¶ 132 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:44,543 - ¶ 133 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:47,112 - ...and when I woke up, we were somewhere over Guam. 134 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,080 [laughing] 135 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:51,683 That's the last time I let my dog fly my helicopter. 136 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,784 [laughs] 137 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,854 - It's even funnier the fifth time you tell it. 138 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,690 - Speaking of time, I bet you need to get going. 139 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,058 - Oh, yeah, we know how you trillionaires 140 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,794 have other places to be that aren't here. 141 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,530 - Actually, I have nowhere to be. 142 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,198 - HANK: Oh... 143 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,067 - I'm out. My baby has to go night-night. 144 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,236 - Oh, she's so cute, Chloe. 145 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,237 May I see her? 146 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:15,741 Oh, I bet she has a nice little bed, 147 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,976 with a nice, big dollhouse. 148 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:21,613 And a nice roof over her pretty little head. 149 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:22,848 [sobbing] 150 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,282 - Uh, are you okay, Blobbin? 151 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,852 - [sobbing] No, I'm not okay! 152 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,688 I lost all my money. 153 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:30,455 - How? - What happened? 154 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:33,225 - I wanted to fit my entire fortune into my wallet. 155 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:36,762 So, I cashed everything for a trillion dollar bill. 156 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:40,098 But then I lost my wallet. [sobbing] 157 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:44,269 I have no money and nowhere to go. 158 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,904 Unless I can stay here? 159 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:49,040 - Ho, ho, I don't think that's a great idea. 160 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,642 - [sobbing] 161 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:54,079 - Okay, okay, you can stay in the yard. 162 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,047 - [sobbing loudly] 163 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,716 - The garage. - [sobbing loudly] 164 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,117 - All right, fine, the house. 165 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,154 - Okay, but only because you begged. 166 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:06,224 - Speaking of begging... [laughing] 167 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:09,361 Doggin, they said we can stay! 168 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:16,268 - Great! Now we have two houseguests that slobber. 169 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:21,239 - ¶ 170 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,008 - You know, I've always felt we had, 171 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:25,076 like, a special connection. 172 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,112 - I move here yesterday. 173 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,648 - It was an instant connection. 174 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:33,285 So, uh, are you gonna go to the Heart Tree with me? 175 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,288 - Crazy Farmer Ted's Heart Tree? 176 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,391 - Coward! 177 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:43,795 - Hey, Phoebe, that guy who ran away from you in fear-- 178 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:47,232 that's your new boyfriend? [laughing] 179 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:50,635 Please don't tell Allison I was mean to you. 180 00:07:52,406 --> 00:07:56,041 - Hey, Micah. You, me, Heart Tree? 181 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,075 - No! 182 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,177 I wanna live! 183 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,113 - Dang it. Isn't there one boy in this school 184 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:05,884 who's desperate enough to risk his life for a date with me? 185 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,819 - Good day, m'lady. 186 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:11,423 - Good day, m'Gideon. 187 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,826 - ¶ 188 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,329 - Blobbin is the worst houseguest in the world. 189 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,330 He keeps ruining our stuff. 190 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:21,333 - We had to replace our toothbrushes, robes, 191 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,034 Nora's beach ball and-- 192 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,102 - What'd he do to my beach ball? 193 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:27,339 - [laughing] Oooh, you do not wanna know. 194 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,342 - So what if Blobbin messes up our stuff 195 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,377 and Doggin farts a lot. 196 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,746 - So many farts. 197 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,315 - I'm with Billy. 198 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,117 Blobbin's not that bad. 199 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,386 - [high-energy music playing] 200 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:44,990 - What a great Blob-kwon-do workout, right, Doggin? 201 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,391 - [Doggin barks] 202 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,994 - [martial arts shouting] 203 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,029 Ah! - [glass shatters] 204 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,364 - [barking] 205 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:57,435 - He killed our TV. He's gotta go. 206 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,005 - Nora's right. It's time to ask him to leave. 207 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:03,975 - You're making a mistake, knuckleheads. 208 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,244 - What are you doing out here, Colosso? 209 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:09,481 - Who do you think fertilizes your flowers? 210 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:13,852 Now, listen, you're all about to fail the rich guy test. 211 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:14,786 - What test? 212 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:15,754 - Blobbin's not broke. 213 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,923 He wants to see if you'd still care about him, 214 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:18,757 even if he had no money. 215 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:22,227 And if you pass, he'll share his riches with you. 216 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,762 - The rich guy test. 217 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,730 I saw it in a cartoon once. 218 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:26,765 His story checks out. 219 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:30,201 - It did seem weird that he cashed in all his money 220 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,037 for a trillion dollar bill. 221 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,872 - If Colosso's right about this, 222 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,173 then we could buy a new TV. 223 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,409 - Nora, Blobbin's a trillionaire. 224 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,744 We could buy two TVs. 225 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,515 - Show me the money, baby! 226 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,483 - Okay, let's get in there 227 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:48,853 and show Blobbin how much we love him. 228 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,427 - I'm not sure how this happened. 229 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,797 - That's fine, Blobbin. 230 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,132 Give us a hug! - Okay! 231 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,268 - [object shatters] 232 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,537 - BARB: Ohhhh... - NORA: Oh! 233 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:08,206 - PHOEBE: [laughs] 234 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,508 Max, what ya doin'? 235 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,445 - I'm gonna use these night vision goggles to scope out 236 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,915 booby-traps and lead us safely to the Heart Tree. 237 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,184 - [garbage can clattering] 238 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:24,456 - Technically, that was not a booby-trap. 239 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:29,494 - Phoebe, when's your new bae getting here? 240 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,463 - Howdy, boo! 241 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,099 - OTHERS: Gideon? 242 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,001 - Yep, I recently realized 243 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,869 that Gideon would do anything for me, 244 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:42,173 and that's the kinda guy that I really, really needed. 245 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:47,045 - Oh, my gosh, you're Gidephoebedeon. 246 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:52,117 - That's right and we're gonna have the best night ever. 247 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,518 Achoo! 248 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,388 My sinuses are exploding! 249 00:10:57,391 --> 00:11:00,225 - He's even more pitiful in night vision. 250 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,861 - I've gotta say--for a booby-trapped farm, 251 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,263 owned by a deranged old man, this isn't so bad. 252 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:09,534 - It's what you don't see that should scare you. 253 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,339 Duck! - OTHERS: [gasping] 254 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,043 - See? I told you I've changed. 255 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:21,613 The evil Max would let you all take a tire to the face. 256 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,282 Follow me. 257 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,950 - [owl hooting] 258 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,919 - Look at all of us hanging out together, 259 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:32,023 just us couples, a nice even number of wheels. 260 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:36,561 - Actually, I think your wheel's lookin' a little wobbly. 261 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,229 - [groaning] 262 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,899 - I'm sure he's fine. 263 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,901 - Help me, boo! 264 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:47,972 - Go ahead, Gidephoebedeon will catch up with you guys. 265 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:51,109 - Dude, why didn't you tell me you were allergic to everything? 266 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:54,045 - I wanted to be mysterious. 267 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,949 - You can do it. Put one foot in front of the other and-- 268 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,885 - [rope whipping] 269 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:06,057 - --get caught in a booby-trap. [blows hair] 270 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,559 - The good news is I'm so scared, 271 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,593 my allergies have cleared up. 272 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,930 - Awesome. That means you'll be nice and snot-free... 273 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,299 when the pigs eat us! 274 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,040 - Oh, we've gotta find a way to get off this fence, 275 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:25,610 and catch up with everybody before Farmer Ted finds us. 276 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,681 Hey, is that a possum? - I hope not. I'm allergic. 277 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,683 - [blowing frosty air] 278 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:37,689 - Besides, the only beady-eyed creature I wanna look at is you. 279 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,125 - Thanks? 280 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,794 - Okay, I may not be smooth with my words, 281 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,497 but I am smooth with my beats. 282 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:49,534 [beatboxing, sputtering] 283 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:52,437 - Why did I pop my balloon boyfriend? 284 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,608 - [owl hooting] 285 00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:01,212 - MAX: All right, there's the Heart Tree. 286 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,147 - It's amazing. 287 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,215 - This'll be way better than the selfie 288 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,084 we took at Butt Creek. 289 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:10,221 - You know, they really shouldn't let people swim there. 290 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,058 - Let's do this. - [quiet click] 291 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:17,095 - ALLISON: [gasps] - OYSTER: Oh! 292 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,329 - Thanks, Max. 293 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,331 - I'd never let a lady get hit with cow poop. 294 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,067 [laughs] Hey, maybe it hit Phoebe. 295 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,335 Phoebe? 296 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,738 - She went back a while ago to help Gideon. 297 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,740 She said they would catch up. 298 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:29,607 - Huh. 299 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,775 Something's not right. 300 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,711 - I know. That cow poop was humongous. 301 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,581 What are they feeding these things? 302 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,517 - No, I mean Phoebe should be here by now. 303 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,386 I've gotta go back. I'm worried about her. 304 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,421 - Really? A minute ago, you were hoping 305 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,524 she got hit with a flying turd. 306 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,394 - 'Cause that's funny. 307 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,497 - Okay, it is kinda funny. - MAX: [laughs] 308 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,298 - But it's also evil, 309 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,400 like pretending you wanna take a Heart Tree selfie, 310 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,801 and then bailing at the last second. 311 00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:00,271 - Okay, fine. Follow me and you'll see I'm right. 312 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:05,276 Plus, I am the only one who knows how to get outta here. 313 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,645 - [garbage can clattering] 314 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:11,482 - Why don't these things see garbage cans?! 315 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:17,355 - ¶ 316 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,692 - Time to get rid of these bunions. 317 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,262 [lasers zapping] - BLOBBIN: [laughing] 318 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,731 - I got your favorite-- jelly beans! 319 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,433 - Oh, yay! [clapping hands] 320 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,435 Jelly beans! [chomping] 321 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,836 I don't wanna seem ungrateful, 322 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,439 but why are you guys being so nice to me? 323 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,174 - Money. - HANK: [laughing] 324 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:40,578 What he means is we feel bad that you lost all your money. 325 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,579 - Not that it matters to us 326 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,716 because we love you whether or not you're rich. 327 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,551 - BLOBBIN: Oh... 328 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,820 - That goes double for me, ma dawg. 329 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:51,723 Dogs share everything. Am I right? 330 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,759 - [Doggin farts] - Ugh! 331 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,161 Smells like roses. 332 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,164 - I'm just glad you're not annoyed with me 333 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,467 for overstaying my welcome... [laughing] 334 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:06,304 and for what I did to your car. 335 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,474 - That's fine, Blobbin. 336 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,744 - We just wanna do what makes you happy. 337 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,847 - So, you'll do anything I ask? 338 00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,215 - ALL: Anything. 339 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:22,487 - Well, in that case, how about some nice, relaxing... 340 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,590 Blob-kwon-do! 341 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,358 Looking good, fam. 342 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,559 Five, six, seven, eight... 343 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,461 kick and shimmy and punch and-- 344 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,598 - [heavy thud] - BARB: [screaming] 345 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,801 - I'm okay. 346 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,671 Still love you, Blobbin. 347 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,909 - Chicka, chicka, chicka! [fluttering lips] 348 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,212 - Now to spit some romantic rhymes. 349 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,882 - Dude, I think you've spit enough for one night. 350 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,954 - Aha! I knew you guys got yourselves trapped. 351 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,990 - Max, you came back for us. - We're saved, boo. 352 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:02,627 Some day we'll tell this story to our little "Giddies." 353 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:06,898 - ALLISON: Max, get those dimples back here! 354 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:11,636 Oh, they are in trouble. 355 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,673 - That's right and you didn't believe me. 356 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,875 Bet you feel pretty silly. 357 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,544 - [lever clicks] 358 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,912 - CHERRY: [gasps] 359 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,816 - [heavy thud] 360 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,285 - Now we all feel pretty silly. 361 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:27,986 - Okay, don't panic. 362 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,954 We just need to get out of here before-- 363 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,557 - [pigs oinking] 364 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:38,463 - And cue terrified screams. - [screaming] 365 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,798 - And three and four and chop, chop, chop! 366 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,533 Three and four and chop, chop, chop! 367 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,970 Feel that burn, you guys? 368 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,841 - I can't feel anything. 369 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,976 - My bad. [laughs] 370 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:55,813 Sometimes I "pop" when I should "shimmy." 371 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,548 - But I have something special 372 00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:01,786 that's gonna make you feel like a million bucks. 373 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,554 - I bet it's a million bucks. 374 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,858 - Yes, we passed the rich guy test. 375 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,961 - You're welcome, dummies. 376 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:11,929 - You know, when I first got rich, 377 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,465 it was hard to tell if people were being nice to me 378 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,000 just 'cause they wanted money. 379 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,735 But I know you're being nice to me 380 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,303 because you truly love me. 381 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:24,842 Oh, you truly, truly, truly, truly love me. 382 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,444 Truly. 383 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,782 - Why does almost being rich feel so terrible? 384 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,483 - Because we're awful people. 385 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:36,320 And, plus, we probably have internal injuries. 386 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,322 - To show my appreciation, 387 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,425 I would like to present you with-- 388 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,560 - Blobbin, wait! 389 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,562 We have to tell you the truth. 390 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,464 - Don't you do it! 391 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,665 - We only did those sweet things 392 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,501 because we thought you'd give us money. 393 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,336 - You did it. 394 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:55,673 - We should have been nice because you're family, 395 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,908 not because you're rich. 396 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:57,842 - But I'm not rich. 397 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,077 I told you, I lost my wallet 398 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,945 with a trillion dollar bill inside. 399 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:04,015 - Then what were you about to give us? 400 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,484 - I fixed your family portrait. 401 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,552 - BARB: Oh. 402 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,021 - So, there's no such thing as a rich guy test? 403 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,925 - I let that dog give me a tongue bath for nothin'? 404 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,626 [growling] 405 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,796 - We're sorry, Blobbin. 406 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:23,434 - Oh, lucky for you my other superpower is forgiveness. 407 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,369 I still love you guys. 408 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,637 - Oh, we love you, too. 409 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,672 - And even if you did have money, 410 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,942 we'd never ever even consider taking it. 411 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,810 - [Doggin barfs] - [object splats] 412 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,979 - [Doggin woofs] 413 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,615 - Cool, Doggin barfed. 414 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,951 - My wallet! 415 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:43,387 [gasps] Doggin, you ate it. 416 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,424 - [gasps] - Your trillion dollar bill! 417 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:50,428 Blobbin, you're rich again. - Oh, I totally am! 418 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,029 But don't worry, I'll honor your wish 419 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,933 and never ever give you a dime of my money. 420 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,470 - That's fine, Blobbin. Right, Hank? 421 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,538 - [sobbing] Yeah. 422 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:04,108 These are tears of joy. [sobbing] 423 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:09,981 - ¶ 424 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:10,615 - [pigs oinking] 425 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,151 - Guys, it was my allergies that led to this. 426 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:16,687 When the pigs come, let them eat me first. 427 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,122 - Cool. - Works for me. 428 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,091 - Sounds good. - You got it. 429 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,426 - With any luck, they'll choke on my bones 430 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,095 and spare my beloved Phoebe. 431 00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:27,698 Your only crime was falling for a bad boy. 432 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,735 - All right, Gideon... 433 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:34,172 I may have actually committed a few other crimes tonight. 434 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,873 I only pretended I wanted to date you, 435 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,042 so I could come out with these guys tonight. 436 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,844 - What? - I know, I know, it's horrible. 437 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,847 I just...I didn't wanna be a fifth wheel. 438 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,715 I really missed hanging out with my friends. 439 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:49,520 - Aw, Phoebe, we didn't even realize we were leaving you out. 440 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,988 - I did. 441 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:55,059 - You were taking advantage of my feelings? 442 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:55,927 Well, that's okay, 443 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:58,763 'cause I was taking advantage of yours, too. 444 00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,330 - Excuse me? 445 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,165 - I was only dating you to get close to-- 446 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:04,702 - Don't you dare! - --your mom. 447 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:06,337 - Barb is so-- 448 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,173 - We're gonna stop talking immediately. 449 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,875 - [pigs oinking] 450 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,178 - Oh, no, here comes Farmer Ted and his man-eating pigs! 451 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,949 - [pigs oinking] - [corn rustling] 452 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:19,884 - Hey, kids! 453 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,487 - Oh. Oh, I'm sorry I was a stinker 454 00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,790 and caught you up in my booby-traps. 455 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,892 Couples who come take pictures of the Heart Tree 456 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,561 never stop and say hi. 457 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,963 Hi!!! 458 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,231 - ALL: Hi. 459 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,534 - Ooh, doggies, now that's what I'm talkin' about. 460 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,203 - Wait, so you're not gonna feed us to your man-eating pigs? 461 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,205 - Oh, heck, no. I don't even have any pigs. 462 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,709 No, just some cows on a high-fiber diet. 463 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:48,045 - That explains the poop. 464 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,947 - But we heard pigs. 465 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:50,848 - Yeah. No, that was me. 466 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,184 Yeah, I do enjoy doing pig impressions. 467 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,619 [clears throat] 468 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,220 [oinking, snorting] 469 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:56,954 [laughing] 470 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,290 See, that there, that was a Wisconsin pot-belly. 471 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,093 - Oh, that is so impressive. Can you do teacup pigs? 472 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:02,927 - Oh, sure, sure. 473 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:06,897 Now the trick is to be real teeny with your voice. 474 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,966 - Hey, pig pal, can we wrap this up? 475 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,067 - Right. Sorry. 476 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:13,671 Um, Farmer Ted, could you free me and my friends? 477 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:17,041 - And her mom's future boyfriend? 478 00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:20,077 - You can free him last. 479 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:27,118 - ¶ 480 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,185 - [phone camera clicks] 481 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,022 - There you go. Proof I am no longer evil. 482 00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:34,258 - I knew you weren't evil the moment you helped Phoebe. 483 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,894 You actually seemed concerned for her. 484 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:40,331 - I know. It's a new feeling. 485 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,333 I hope it goes away. 486 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,735 Let's head back. 487 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,737 - [metal clanks] 488 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,606 - Oh, no, we're trapped. 489 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:49,940 Why would he put one out here? 490 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:52,943 - [laughing] Couples who come to the Heart Tree 491 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,879 never stop and say bye. 492 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:55,880 Bye!!! 493 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,115 Oh, ho. [laughing] 494 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,585 [continues laughing] 495 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:04,121 - BOTH: Bye? 496 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:08,059 - ¶ 497 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:26,711 - ¶