- MAX: Previously on "The Thundermans"--
- I set a mega stink bomb to go off
during this year's Supe Awards.
- We could transfer Dark Mayhem's powers
from the orb into one of us
and then use his plasma balls to destroy the stink bomb.
Bye-bye evil powers.
I can't put Dark Mayhem's powers back.
- ¶
- DARK MAYHEM: [evil laughing]
- [heavy breathing]
I have to find a way to put Dark Mayhem's powers back.
[sighs]
- ¶
- Since we can't seem to agree on where to go
for our summer vacation, it's time to play Zap the Map.
Billy, spin your sister.
- Why not just choose names out of a hat?
- Because it's more fun.
Now twirl the girl!
And zap.
- [electronic zap] - [crash]
- It looks like we're going to the lamp store.
- Yeah! I hope there's a waterslide.
- Everything okay, Phoebe?
- Yeah.
Um, I just didn't sleep well.
I'm gonna go make myself a cup of evil--I mean, tea!
- Well, wherever we go,
I'll be using my new state-of-the-art fishing pole.
- Is that a toy?
- A toy? [laughs]
Chloe, this is the Gill Caster 600x with extendo action
for professional sport fishermen.
Just hit this button.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- [laughing]
That's a funny toy.
- Max, I need your help. - Sure, go ahead.
- Okay, I've been--
- La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
- Very funny. Are you done?
- La, la, la, la, la, la.
So now you need my help.
Sure didn't need it to stop the stink bomb at the Supe Awards.
- I already said I was sorry for that.
But, please, I really need you to listen here.
I'm having terrible dreams,
and I think it's because I can't put--
- Why did you do that?
- I don't know.
I think there's something wrong with me.
- Have you lost your mind?
Colosso!
Hair emergency!
- ¶
- There's only person who can tell me how to stop this.
- ¶
- Well, we meet again...Thunder Girl.
- Dark Mayhem,
I see you've been working on your dramatic turns.
- Yes, well, I've had a lot of time to practice
since you had me thrown in SuperJail.
- Strong Door here, too.
- Ooooh, I begged them to put me in solitary.
Why have you come?
To revel in my humiliation?
- No! Well, that is kinda fun.
I'm here because I borrowed your powers from the orb
and I can't put them back.
- They're not just powers.
They're evil powers.
And now that evil is taking root inside of you.
- No, that's not possible, I'm a superhero.
I--I know I shouldn't have come here.
- Then I guess you don't want to rule the world.
- What are you talking about?
- Strong Door also confused.
- With my evil, you can complete my masterplan.
Everything you need is in a cave at the bottom
of the Weeping Volcano in Hawaii.
- Weeping Volcano?
What am I saying? Why am I even listening to you?
- Don't fight it.
Finish my work, and take my vengeance on the hero world.
- I don't want to rule the world!
- You do!
I can see it in your eyes.
- Stop talking.
- It's just a matter of time, Thunder Girl.
Soon, you will be just like me.
- I'll never be evil like you!
- ¶
- I'll be even more evil.
- [grunting]
- ¶
- Well, after hours of discussion,
we finally agree on a vacation.
The Thundermans are going to--
- New York. - Delaware.
It's the state that never sleeps.
- Hey, Phoebe.
I know you never need me for anything,
so I won't tell you that red streak looks stupid.
- It's just a streak, it's not "evil."
Why would you even say that? Geesh.
- First Dad hurts himself with his fishing pole,
and now Phoebe's acting weird.
- What's your point?
- No point, I'm just listing stuff that happened today.
- Psst, Chloe.
How would you like to do a favor for your favorite big sis?
- What's Nora want?
- I meant me.
I need you to come out to the driveway
and teleport me to Hawaii, then come right back home,
keep it all a secret, okay?
- Okay.
Guys, I'm taking Phoebe to Hawaii!
- Chloe.
- A family trip to Hawaii sounds like a great idea.
- [all agreeing]
- No, that's a terrible idea.
- Phoebe agrees, the Thundermans are going to Hawaii.
- [all cheering]
- ¶
- BILLY: Why didn't we have Chloe teleport us to Hawaii?
- CHLOE: Because I'm on vacation, baby.
- ¶
- Look at the mountain. - Aloha.
- Thank you.
Guys, can you believe we're actually in Hawaii?
- Uh, I am just glad we are off the plane.
I hate flying.
- You're a flying superhero.
- I know, but airplanes are different.
How do they stay up?
- Wow.
- Dad, go check in so I can get to the beach
and introduce the ladies to these big kahunas.
- Hey, nametag!
Do you know where the Weeping Volcano is?
- No, sorry.
- You will be sorry.
- Whoa. - [crash]
- Phoebe, you still staring at that map of Hawaiian volcanos?
You had your nose buried in it the entire flight.
- Well, you know what they say.
You don't really know a place until you know its volcanos.
- Nobody says that.
- You know what they do say? Shut your pineapple hole.
- Well, we are all checked in.
And I scored us tickets for tonight's luau.
- [all cheering]
- What's a luau?
- It's a big Hawaiian dinner with hula dancers.
- And fire twirlers.
- And pork loin.
Such much pork.
- You're scaring me.
- Come on, let's check out the room.
- ¶
¶
- Uh, this is the life, hey, Barb?
- Sure is.
Hey, kids, how's that sand castle coming?
- Actually, we decided to go a different way.
- The weird part is, that's not even my foot.
- I'll fix that.
- Now here's a sight they don't mention in the travel books.
Mount I wanna date ya,
and Mount please give me your numba.
- [laughs]
- Sorry, Max.
The Gill Caster 600X is a powerful machine.
- Wait, don't go!
I don't even know these people.
Dad!
- Max, this is supposed to be a family vacation,
so come over here and flex for us.
- There's waterfalls on each side of this volcano.
Found the Weeping Volcano.
Time to go.
- Oh, Phoebe, come.
I'm gonna take a family selfie.
- ¶
- Oh, uh, aloha.
Um, do you have anything that could distract my entire family
while I go wreak havoc?
Oh, great, thank you.
And nice fanny pack...
said no one ever.
- Everybody say "Thunder fam!"
- ALL: Thunder fam!
- Great, family.
Anyway, I picked up some brochures.
There are so many fun activities here.
- Oh, look, there's an art class at the craft huts
starting in five minutes.
- I wanna go there.
- Of course you do, because you're not an idiot.
- Here's a brochure for kite surfing.
- That's kinda cool. - I'm down.
- Wait, wait, we're supposed to be doing things as a family.
- Yeah, well, Hank, just let 'em go kite surfing,
and we'll take Chloe to the craft hut.
- Alright, fine.
But we are all gonna meet up later at the luau for pork time.
Family time.
- Perfect.
Now everyone has a fun Hawaiian thing to do.
Go do them. Bye. - Wait.
You can't just go off by yourself.
- Yeah, tell her, Dad.
If I'm stuck with our annoying family, so are you.
- Max's horrible words are right.
You can either go with them or come with us.
- Fine.
I guess I'm going kite surfing.
- Let's go!
- Wait, shouldn't we-- - Unbury Billy, yeah.
- ¶
- Okay, let's start with the kite surfing lesson.
Who wants to go first?
How 'bout you?
- How 'bout I hit you with a coconut?
- Huh?
- I mean, Billy, why don't you go?
- I'm in!
- Hey, hey, hey.
Where do you think you're going?
You need to film me kite surfing
so I can show every girl on the island.
- Both feet in the straps.
Awesome.
Now you're gonna grab this, you're gonna hold on tight.
- Time for an evil distraction.
- Kite surfing is the safest extreme activity in Hawaii
as long as you're properly trained.
- I'm not properly trained!
Ah!
- ¶
- The good news is it's almost the end of shark season.
Aloha!
- ¶
- BILLY: Ah!
- That thing is dragging him out to sea!
- Phoebe, we've got to help him.
Where'd she go?
- BILLY: Help!
This is bad!
Ah!
- Use your telekinesis to drag him back.
- Okay.
- ¶
- Uh, my telekinesis can't reach him.
- BILLY: Ah!
- Okay, there's no one looking.
Nora, try to use your lasers to cut him down from his kite,
okay? - Okay.
- BILLY: Ah!
- ¶
- Nailed it! - Nice saving.
- BILLY: Help! - From the kite, not the sharks.
- Oh, come on.
- ¶
- Hey, Goggle Slinger.
What's the fastest way to the Holly Makalaka Volcano?
- You must soar with the hummingbird
as he follows the rainbow across the hibiscus--
- Just tell me.
- ATV, 100 bucks an hour.
- Charge it to Hank Thunderman.
- ¶
- [coughing]
- ¶
- Are you okay, buddy? - Yeah.
I think so.
Hold on, I have some water in my ear.
Much better.
- Now to find Phoebe, figure out what's going on.
- ¶
- Hey! Looking for a girl.
Long hair, won't shut up about volcanos.
- Oh yeah, the girl who looked like she wanted to hit me
with a coconut.
ATV, 100 bucks an hour.
Follow the tracks.
- Hundred bucks?
What a rip-off.
Charge it to Hank Thunderman.
- ¶
- [engine revs]
- ¶
- The ancient Hawaiians consider some rocks to be sacred
and thought harming them would unleash terrible curses.
- Oh, you hear that, Barb?
- Ow.
I'm about to unleash some terrible curses
if I break another nail painting this rock.
- Mommy, I'm finished painting my rock.
Look.
- Oh no, Barb, she painted on a sacred rock.
We are gonna be cursed.
- Oh, that's just a superstition.
- Here are your lunches.
We were out of peanut butter and jelly,
so I brought you peanut butter and jellyfish.
- Ew.
- The Gods are angry, Barb.
- Gods aren't angry, Hank,
but the hotel will be if they see that rock.
Now hurry, help me clean it off before anyone sees it.
- Ooh.
Okay, here's--oooh!
Oh!
The curse.
Go, go, go.
- ¶
¶
- Stop following me, Max!
- Don't make me use powers, Phoebe!
- Just leave me alone!
- Whooo!
- Look what you did.
- I wouldn't have had to if you'd just pull over.
You left Billy in danger back there.
What's your problem lately?
- Stop following me, Max,
or I will show you what danger really is.
- See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
You've been acting like an evil jerk
ever since you used Dark Mayhem's powers.
- I'm warning you, Max.
- You never gave them back.
- Of course not.
How else is a girl supposed to take over the world?
- ¶
- [explosion]
- ¶
- [engine revs]
- ¶
- First I'm buried up to my head in the sand.
Then I almost drown kite surfing.
- You're just listing things again?
- Yep.
- Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Look, Phoebe took Dark Mayhem's powers
and got infected with his evil.
We need to find Mom and Dad right now.
- They're at the crafts hut with Chloe.
- Let's go.
Oh, and you're gonna need a new ATV.
Charge it to-- - Hank Thunderman, I know.
- ¶
- Hey. [clears throat]
- ¶
- Okay, we can wash the rock off in there,
but we gotta get these people out first.
Uh, excuse me, hi.
My kid left his electric eel in here.
Has anybody seen it?
- [laughs] Good one, fella.
[clicking] Anyway--
- [electric shock] - Ah!
- Sorry.
Good job.
- ¶
- It's not working.
Get some soap. - Soap?
Where am I supposed to find--oh.
- ¶
- Go crank up the jets. - Right.
- ¶
- [Jacuzzi humming]
- Sorry, Jacuzzi's closed.
But here's 20 bucks.
Buy yourself some lunch.
And try the PB and jellyfish.
How's it coming, Hank?
Hank?
- Barb?
Where are you, Barb?
Oh, oh, oh, oooh!
- [screaming]
- [crying loudly]
- ¶
- Great job.
- Chloe, where's Mom and Dad?
- Washing a rock.
- Washing a rock? Why are they washing a rock?
- Because of the curse.
Hello.
- Okay, guys, we'll have to stop Phoebe ourselves.
But we need to get that orb to extract her evil powers.
Chloe, can you teleport home to Hiddenville and get the orb?
Oh, wait, you can't.
It's hidden in the secret weapons vault.
- BOTH: In the fireplace.
- How was I the last to know about this thing?
Alright, Chloe, go now.
- You know, none of this would've happened
if we'd just gone to Delaware.
- Here you go. - Great.
Alright, you two come with me to the ATV.
We'll follow Phoebe's tire tracks.
Chloe, go tell Mom and Dad we went to save Phoebe.
Let's go!
- Do this, do that, I'm trying to vacation here.
- ¶
- I searched this entire cave, and there's nothing in here.
I can't believe Dark Mayhem scammed me.
- ¶
- Then that happened.
- Greetings! - Ahhh!
- I am Destructo.
Nothing?
Oh, that's what I get for being a sidekick.
- Wait, you're Dark Mayhem's sidekick?
Where's your body?
- Dark Mayhem was afraid I was too powerful,
so he never attached it.
Which stinks, because it had armor plates and rocket feet
and molecular turbo drives, hand blasters.
Oh, a bottle opener.
- Hey, your body was cool, I get it!
Look, Dark Mayhem sent me here to finish his masterplan.
- Really?
Then you know about his secret supply of Malvexium.
- Malvexium?
You mean the only element that can destroy a hero's powers?
- No, the diaper crème.
Yes, that Malvexium.
He was going to use the volcano to spread Malvexium
throughout the Earth's atmosphere.
- Leaving every superhero and supervillain
in the world powerless.
- Except himself, because he'd be safe in his escape pod
flying high above the Earth.
- And he'd return and be the only one with powers,
allowing him to take over the world.
- Can't I possibly finish a sentence!
Now everything we need is in Dark Mayhem's volcano lair.
All you have to do is get me there.
- Ah! Spider!
I probably could have handled that better.
- ¶
- Okay. The rock is clean.
All we have to do is put it back in its sacred spot
and the curse will be lifted.
- What are you doing with that?
- Oh, how'd this rock get here?
- Hank.
Hank, it's over.
- Look, sir, we're very sorry.
Our daughter painted on that sacred rock,
and we were trying to fix it before anyone noticed.
- But the curse was too strong.
Will the Gods never be appeased?
- Relax, man, that's not a sacred rock.
- Wait, it's not?
- No, that's a piece of petrified whale vomit
I sit next to while I eat my lunch.
- Uh.
What about all the ancient Hawaiian markings?
- I chisel cooky little faces on it while I eat.
Then I usually take a dip in the hot tub,
but I heard some jerk put an electric eel in it.
- [laughing]
- [laughs] That's so crazy.
- You think that's crazy.
Some other guest is racking up a $1,000 ATV bill.
- [laughs] Hate to be that guy.
- [laughs]
- You shouldn't have come here, Max.
- I had to.
You need my help to defeat Dark Mayhem's evil.
- It's my evil now.
And it's stronger than yours ever was.
- Give it up, Phoebe.
Your evil days are over.
- The orb.
Max, put that down.
- This is for your own good.
- [grunting]
- ¶
- No, Phoebe!
That orb's your only chance.
- I guess I'm out of chances.
- [electricity buzzing]
- ¶
- Let's get to the volcano lair, Destructo.
I've got a world to take over.
- Nice to meet you guys.
[evil laughing]
- Phoebe, get back here!
- [crash]
- ¶
- Enjoy your new home.
- ¶
- [electricity zapping]
- Come on, Max, you can do it.
- [electricity zapping]
- I think it moved. - Really?
- No, just pretending to have some hope.
- Good news, guys.
I heard people talking.
Maybe they can help us escape.
[echoes] Escape, escape.
- It's called an echo, Billy.
You heard us.
[echoes] Us.
- They're they are again!
- We have to get out of here and help Phoebe.
- Help throw her in jail.
It's because of her we're trapped in here
and the world is in danger.
- Don't blame, Phoebe.
Blame Dark Mayhem's evil.
- It's the same thing now.
And it's gonna stay that way since Phoebe destroyed the orb.
- It's true.
She's Evil B now.
Everyone's calling her that.
- No, they're not.
- Guys, we can't give up on her.
When I was evil,
Phoebe was the one who helped me become good.
Now it's my time to help her.
- It's nice that you won't give up on, Evil B.
I will keep saying it until it catches on.
- ¶
- Crisis averted.
And to think, our vacation was almost ruined by a curse.
- There was no curse, Hank.
Just a local weirdo who chisels whale vomit.
Hi, sweetie.
Where are the kids?
They should be back from kite surfing by now.
- Oh yeah, they went to go find Phoebe.
- Find Phoebe?
- She has Dark Mayhem's powers.
- BOTH: What?
- It's okay. I got Max the orb.
- The orb?
- How long were we scrubbing whale barf?
- I don't know what's going on,
but if Phoebe's using Dark Mayhem's powers,
she and the kids could be in serious danger.
- We have to help the kids.
But what are we gonna do about Chloe?
- I wanna hula.
- ¶
- Come on.
Excuse me, is there room for one more in Kids Club?
- Of course.
Come on, Kiki, let us show you the ancient art of hula.
- Does hula mean free?
- Hank, Chloe's safe and happy, now what do we do?
- The only thing we can do, Barb.
Ask the luau guy to hold our place in the pork line
while we save our children.
- ¶
- Now this is an evil lair.
No annoying brothers, no annoying bunnies.
- Ow!
Watch it!
Is this the first time you've held an android head?
- I'm sorry. Is this better?
- [crash] - Ooh!
Can you please just reconnect me to my body?
It's over there.
- ¶
- Okay, I will.
After the volcano spreads Malvexium throughout the world,
rendering every superhero powerless.
- You sound just Dark Mayhem.
After I build a volcano lair.
After I get the Malvexium.
I want my body!
- You're done? Can I take over the world now?
- With that outfit, you can try.
- I don't need fashion advice from a talking nightlight.
- I'm just saying, you're standing right next
to the villain changing beam.
- ¶
- Oh, I am so keeping this for Evil Prom.
- Now, we just have to lower the Malvexium
into the boiling lava,
set the volcano to blow, and fly off in the escape pod.
- Boiling lava?
I don't see any boiling lava.
- Flip that lever.
- This one?
- No, that's our hot dog rotisserie!
I'm talking about the lever on the wall.
- Oh, that one.
Just point next time.
Oh right, you can't. [laughs]
- ¶
- Prepare yourself, World.
You're about to meet your new ruler.
- And her best friend Destructo.
- We are not friends!
- ¶
- [electronic zapping]
- Alright, I'm gonna try to laser this again.
- [lasers beaming]
- Ow!
- I'm sorry, are you okay?
- No, that's why I said ow.
- It's no use, we're never getting out of here.
We'll probably starve.
- Not if I can help it.
Who's up for a PB and jellyfish?
- That's disgusting.
- I know, I don't like peanut butter either.
- This cave is sealed tight.
The only ones who can save us are--
- [explosion]
- ¶
- ALL: Mom and Dad!
- How'd you find us?
- I'm Thunderman.
I'm kind of an expert at tracking people.
- Also, we put a homing chip
in Billy's right molar when he was five.
- That's why that tooth is green.
- Now what is this about Phoebe having Dark Mayhem's powers?
- She and some weird android head are planning to use
the volcano to spread Malvexium throughout the world?
- Malvexium?
How did this happen?
- I'll explain on the way, but we have to stop her, come on.
- [phone beeps] - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who charged $1,000 in ATV rental fees to our room?
- ALL: Evil Phoebe.
- ¶
- What's the code to open the Malvexium case?
- The code is--you have hands, open it!
- ¶
- Now we lower the Malvexium into the lava.
But don't touch it.
Even the slightest contact with your skin will--
- Quiet, Head, I got this.
- ¶
- [explosion]
- ¶
- Nice.
- Alright.
Malvexium's in place, ready to be activated.
Time to erupt a volcano.
- This is so exciting.
- I know.
- Reattach my body!
- No.
- [grunts]
- [machine beeping]
- What was that?
- There's an intruder at the lair door.
Activate the security camera and see who's here.
- [keys clicking]
- Alright, guys, we're gonna have to break through this door.
- Uggh, families.
Am I right, Destructo?
- Maybe yours.
I love my motherboard.
- Get ready to rush her.
Our biggest weapon is the element of surprise.
- ALL: Surprise?
- Oh, I'm sorry, guys, but this is a bad time...for you.
- ¶
- Quick, use Dark Mayhem's force field to trap them.
- I have that?
Awesome.
- Don't worry, I'll get us out of here.
Ahhh!
- [electronic zapping]
- You're welcome.
- Once I pull this lever and erupt that volcano,
that force field will be the least of your worries.
- ¶
- FEMALE COMPUTER: Volcano eruption in ten minutes.
- [gasps] Ten minutes?
I guess that means we have time for a family selfie.
Everybody say "evil."
Evil.
Come on, give me something to work with.
- BILLY: Evil!
- ¶
- [camera clicks]
- ¶
- [electronic zapping]
- Phoebe, don't do this.
You have to fight Dark Mayhem's evil.
- Why? Being evil's so fun.
What made you change, Max?
- You made me change.
- Yeah. Old me was so lame.
- ¶
- FEMALE COMPUTER: Volcano eruption in nine minutes.
- Once that Malvexium erupts, we're gonna lose our powers.
- Yeah, and our lives.
- Two words. Dela-ware.
- Kids, let's try to look on the bright side.
And when you find out what it is, let me know.
- You stop being evil this instant,
Phoebe Monica Rachel Thunderman.
It's no use, our little girl's gone.
- No. That's still Phoebe, and she needs our help.
Which is why I brought this.
- Pocket garbage? - Pieces of the orb?
- No, it's pieces of the orb.
Oh, sorry, Billy, I'm not used to you being right about things.
Okay. Now, all I need are parts to rebuild it.
- Can my Gill Caster 600X help?
- Absolutely not.
Oh, we can use the rotisserie.
- Alright, next step, use that computer to attach my body
so we can get out of here.
- You know, for a super intelligent android,
you are really dumb.
I'm never giving your body back.
Ever! - Wow.
You help someone take over the world,
and this is the thanks you get.
- Where should I start my new evil empire?
Thailand.
Mm, too humid.
Ooh, Paris.
I could turn Cherry evil and check out the boutiques.
- [electronic zaps]
- Okay, Max, no pressure or anything,
but we only have a few minutes left before we blow up.
- Done.
- Oh, glad I helped.
- It's not pretty, but if we're lucky, it still should
be able to zap Dark Mayhem's powers from Phoebe.
We just all need to work together.
- Okay, just tell us what to do.
- Mom, use your powers to charge the orb.
Nora, you concentrate your lasers,
and try to tear a hole through the force field.
- What do you need us to do?
- The most important job of all.
Guard the hot dogs.
- Don't worry, they're safe.
- [electronic zapping]
- Okay, Cherry, be on your roof, and I'll pick you up
in my escape pod and explain everything then.
- Hey, Blabby!
Your guests are escaping.
- All you, Max.
- ¶
- What do you think you're doing?
- Getting my sister back.
Now mom!
- [electricity zapping]
- I won't let you take my powers.
- They're not even yours.
- This is my chance.
Computer, activate body command center.
- FEMALE COMPUTER: Activating.
- ¶
- Initiate head body reattachment.
- ¶
- Finally.
- ¶
- What are you doing, Mom? Lighting a Christmas tree?
Give me some more power.
- ¶
- I will destroy you!
- Not before I save you!
- [electronic zapping]
- Phoebe!
- Alright, careful, we don't know if she's good again.
- There's only one way to find out.
Phoebe, you good again?
- Yes.
- She's good, guys.
- Sweetie, thank goodness you're okay.
- I'm so, so sorry, everyone.
Max...I'm sorry I made you feel like I don't need your help.
Clearly I do.
Thanks.
- No need to thank me...right now.
Later, I expect a card and a cake.
- FEMALE COMPUTER: Volcano eruption in six minutes.
- ¶
- If we reset that lever, we can still stop the volcano.
- I don't think so.
- ¶
- My days of being a sidekick are over.
It's time for Destructo to rule the world!
- Okay, this is bad, but he's never used that body before.
It should take him some time to figure it out.
- ¶
- I think he figured it out.
- ¶
- FEMALE COMPUTER: Volcano eruption in five minutes.
- Uh, once we reset that lever, the volcano will stop.
But it's gonna be hard to get past him.
- Well, he's no match for all us.
- [electronic zapping]
- For the record, I did not know he could do that.
- Anybody else have an idea?
- ¶
- I can try to fly him out of here, but he'd see me coming.
- I can help you with that.
- PB and jellyfish sandwich?
Why do you still have that?
- So I can do this.
- Ah, gross. What is this?
- Thunderman, away!
- BOTH: [grunting]
- ¶
- Guess you can't guard that lever now.
- You mean this lever?
[evil laughing]
Now nothing will stop me from taking over the world.
- Except for Thunderman.
- ¶
- BOTH: [grunting]
- ¶
- Oh, my blasters.
- Wait, you feel pain?
- No, but you will.
- [grunting]
- ¶
- Without that lever, we can't stop the volcano from erupting.
- Why don't we just blow on the lava to cool it down?
It's just fire soup.
- That's ridiculous.
- Actually, a strong blast of freeze breath
over the lava's surface might stop the eruption.
- Good call, Billy.
We should have washed your brain with sea water years ago.
- How are you gonna get close enough to the lava to freeze it?
- Max can lower me down with his telekinesis.
- What? Are you crazy? What if I drop you?
- We have no choice.
Please, I got us into this.
I may be the one to get us out.
- ¶
- Okay. I'm in.
I won't let you down.
I mean, I'll let you down because you're asking me to
to freeze the lava, but-- - Just help me save the world.
- FEMALE COMPUTER: Volcano eruption in two minutes.
- Okay.
No matter what happens, Phoebe, remember, this was your idea.
- ¶
- [heavy breathing]
I'm still not close enough. I need to go lower.
- The telekinesis doesn't reach that far.
- I know you two can do it!
Let's get you guys into the escape pod in case they fail.
- ¶
- Hula teacher, I can't do the hip shake.
- [ground rumbling]
- Oh yeah, there it is.
- [grunting]
- ¶
- BOTH: [grunting]
- [moaning]
- [grunting]
- ¶
- Uh!
Ah!
- You lost, old supe.
Now to take to the skies and witness the end
of all superheroes.
- ¶
- Ahh!
- ¶
- No, this is impossible.
- With the Gill Caster 600X with extendo action,
nothing's impossible.
Oh, wait 'til the kids hear about this one.
- It's too late.
The volcano is about to blow.
[evil laughing]
- ¶
- FEMALE COMPUTER: Eruption imminent.
- Phoebe, you're slipping.
- FEMALE COMPUTER: Nine, eight-- - I'm almost there!
- I got you, do it.
- FEMALE COMPUTER: --four, three, two, one.
Eruption failed.
- ¶
- [heavy breathing]
- Phoebe, you did it.
- No, we did it.
Thanks for your help.
- Kids, you can come out now.
Max and Phoebe saved the world just like Mommy said they would.
- Weren't you worried they were gonna fail?
- Oh, look your father's back.
- Guys!
You will not believe what happened.
- Hank, wow, you defeated Destructo
with your new fishing pole?
- Way to ruin my big story, Barb.
- [evil laughs]
She ruined your story.
- Oh, yeah, what are we gonna do with Destructo?
- I have an idea.
[indistinct whispering]
- This isn't over.
You haven't heard the last of--ahhhh!
- The last of who?
Now we'll never know.
- So where'd you send him?
Mojave Desert, Siberia.
Nah, some place he'll really hate.
- [grunts]
King me.
[grunts] Destructo?
- I call top bunk.
- Strong Door already got dips.
- ¶
- Whoa! [laughing]
- [crowd applause]
- Great luau.
See, this is what a vacation should be.
- Tropical sunsets, ocean breezes.
- And plenty of this amazing meat.
- That's pork, son.
Welcome to paradise.
- No, Cherry, we're not going to Paris.
Yes, you can get off the roof.
Okay, I'll call you later.
- I still can't get over how Phoebe did more evil stuff
in one day than Max did in all of his years of being evil.
- [laughs] - Excuse me,
but I'll have you know, I was tremendously evil.
- Face it, Max, I'm better at being good
and better at being evil.
- That is ridiculous.
- [indistinct arguing]
- ¶
- [indistinct arguing]
- Hey!
I'm trying to hula up here!
- She's right.
Come on, everybody, let's hula.
- Okay.
- ¶
- Now this is a vacation, baby.
- [laughing]
- ¶
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