1 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:08,540 - ¶ 2 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:09,908 - [lasers zapping] - Ah! 3 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,343 - [lasers zapping] - Ow! 4 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,579 - NORA: Faster! Faster! 5 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:14,747 - Barb, it's like you predicted. 6 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:17,649 Nora's gone mad with power. 7 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:20,586 - No, no, no, she's helping us stay focused. 8 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:21,920 Ow! 9 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:22,521 Thank you. 10 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,923 We're trying to get Cheyanne to come to our high school. 11 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:27,926 - Oh, yes, Cheyanne, the, uh, really famous person 12 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:30,729 the kids love because she is a famous... 13 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:33,399 - Singer. - ...singer. 14 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,600 - Cheyanne's holding a contest. 15 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:36,035 She'll do a live performance on Chirper 16 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:38,437 at whichever school sends her the most chirps. 17 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,905 - Yeah, we gave Billy a bunch of spaz berries 18 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,541 to get him to chirp faster, but it didn't go so well. 19 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,144 - BILLY: [zooming] - Hi, Billy. Bye, Billy. 20 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,081 [gasps] Time's up! 21 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,783 They're tallying up the chirps. 22 00:00:50,785 --> 00:00:51,817 - Well, I hope you win. 23 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,452 - Yeah, and so do two young girls, 24 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:56,121 who not long ago came up with a list of dream selfies. 25 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:59,591 - And those girls... were us. 26 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,527 Also, those girls, and those girls, 27 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:02,561 they're all us. 28 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,064 - We've gotten almost every selfie on the list. 29 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:06,698 Duck face with a duck. 30 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,033 Fish face with a fish. 31 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:10,769 - Selfie at Selfie Mountain. 32 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,704 - She means Mount Rushmore. 33 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,573 There's only one selfie missing-- 34 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,307 the celebrity selfie. 35 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,676 That's why I'm trying to get Cheyanne here. 36 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:18,744 - Let's see if we won. 37 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,846 - [gurgling tone] - What? 38 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:22,948 My chirps didn't go through. 39 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:23,849 - Mine, either. 40 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:27,419 - Sorry, sometimes my lasers mess with cellphones. 41 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,088 Well, this has been fun. Bye! 42 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:32,191 - Oh, sorry you lost your contest. 43 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,827 But I do know two celebrities 44 00:01:34,829 --> 00:01:35,861 who would be more than happy 45 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:39,932 to put on their duck faces for your final selfie. 46 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,669 - Awww...how do I put this? 47 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,137 No. 48 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:46,905 So, who did win? 49 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:49,441 - It says Hiddenville High. 50 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,210 I wish we went to that school. 51 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,611 - Cherry, we do. 52 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,879 Four million chirps? 53 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,114 How did we get that many? 54 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:59,651 - Because of Cheyanne's future boyfriend. 55 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:02,754 Harry Styles? - No, me! 56 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,624 I hacked Chirper and got us all the votes. 57 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,026 I also hacked the Thunder monitor. 58 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,528 - FEMALE VOICE: Alert! Alert! 59 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:12,598 Max is my master now. 60 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,933 - Once Cheyanne sees me, she'll fall so hard 61 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,068 that she'll break a tooth, 62 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,469 and then I'll keep dating her, 63 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,071 even though she has a weird tooth. 64 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:21,673 We're gonna have an amazing life together. 65 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:26,778 - [romantic classical music] 66 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:31,116 - Thanks for loving me and my weird tooth, Max. 67 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:34,586 - Anything for you, popstar wife Cheyanne. 68 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,723 Welcome home. 69 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:40,058 - CHEYANNE: [screams] 70 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:44,997 - So, your dream is to marry your celebrity crush 71 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,933 and live in your parents' basement? 72 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:48,667 - No! 73 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,803 We'll spend our summers in the garage. 74 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:56,575 - ¶ 75 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,611 - Okay, Chloe, our Splat Castle is complete. 76 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,847 - Time to slay the nasty dragon! 77 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,815 - I probably should be telling you 78 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,984 not to play with your food. 79 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,587 But I kinda wanna see if the fry knight 80 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:09,688 saves the pickle princess. 81 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:15,894 - Oh, my gosh, the Hairwear Pop Up is coming to Hiddenville! 82 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,829 - The hair what now? 83 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,231 - It's like a temporary store that sells 84 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:23,569 hats, headbands and bows-- lots and lots of bows. 85 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:26,705 - Oh, well, I have been in the market for a new sun visor. 86 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,740 It blocks the sun from my face, 87 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,542 but leaves my head free to breathe! 88 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:35,180 - Yeah, your last eight went mysteriously missing. 89 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,984 - Nora, will you help me buy my first bow? 90 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:39,651 - [gasps] 91 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:43,322 I've been waiting your whole life for you to say that. 92 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:46,692 - Yay, it's my bow-mitzvah! 93 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:50,929 - Now our castle looks like it needs some ketchup. 94 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,931 I'll go get some. 95 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:53,765 - Mmm! 96 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:57,236 - Dad, don't eat the pickle princess. 97 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:02,741 - Stace, look, her ketchup pumping game is flawless. 98 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,843 - And so is her bow game. 99 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,011 - BOTH: Yas! 100 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,947 - I don't know if you know I can hear you, 101 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,082 but I can. 102 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:12,584 - She's throwing shade. 103 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,253 I love her. 104 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,221 - I'm Stacie. This is Heather. 105 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:17,923 - I'm Nora and I know who you are. 106 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,758 You're the girls who made headbands 107 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,193 and fedoras cool again. 108 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:22,127 Big fan. 109 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,762 - Wait. Lightbulb! Brilliant! 110 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,732 We should all go to the Hairwear Pop Up tomorrow. 111 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,300 - You guys wanna hang out with me? 112 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,936 - Headbands, fedoras, bows. 113 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,738 It just makes sense. 114 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,172 - That would be great. 115 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,309 Oh, my gosh, are we becoming a squad? 116 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,111 - BOTH: Yas! 117 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:41,280 - Oh, wait. I just remembered. 118 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:45,250 I promised I'd go to that pop up with my sister. 119 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,186 But maybe I can bring her along-- 120 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:50,155 - Hold on. Pause. Full stop. 121 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:53,058 You wanna hang out with your little sister? 122 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,192 - Yeah. 123 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:55,994 - BOTH: Dislike! 124 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:59,131 - Nora, hanging with us is hanging with friends. 125 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,098 Hanging with your little sister 126 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,000 is just babysitting for free. 127 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,069 - It's okay. Maybe she doesn't wanna become 128 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,371 part of a fashion forward trio. 129 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,205 - No! I do. 130 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:11,977 I can babysit my sister whenever, for money, obvi. 131 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,112 - So, is that a yes? 132 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,280 - No. 133 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:17,249 It's a "Yas!" 134 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:18,350 - BOTH: Yas! 135 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,951 - ALL: [giggling] 136 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:22,688 - [lively music playing] 137 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,856 - Oh. 138 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,058 Sweet! 139 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,759 You finally wrote a theme song 140 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,861 to play every time I enter a room. 141 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,097 - It's not for you. It's for me. 142 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,800 Now that you're good, I'm rusty at being evil. 143 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:37,069 So, I'm following my other passion. 144 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:38,837 - I thought you gave up on space travel 145 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,707 'cause the suit made you look fat. 146 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,175 - No, music! 147 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,711 I'm gonna be a world-famous DJ. 148 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,145 - You can't be a DJ. 149 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:48,146 You have no thumbs. 150 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,982 - You think I need thumbs to do this? 151 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:54,720 [record scratching] 152 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,121 - Not bad. 153 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,222 Needs thumbs. 154 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,891 - Why can't you support me? 155 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:02,828 - Because I have bigger things going on. 156 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,764 That reminds me-- it is time. 157 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:13,038 - Is that your celebrity crush body spray kit? 158 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:13,505 - Yep. 159 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,407 Cheyanne's gonna be performing at my school tomorrow, 160 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:18,410 and she won't be able to resist me while I'm wearing... 161 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,011 [imitates spraying] 162 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,180 Beast Musk! 163 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:24,916 - Cheyanne? 164 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:27,819 I can make a special remix of her latest hit. 165 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,921 You could give it to her in person. 166 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:30,856 This is my dream! 167 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,258 - But if she listens to it and doesn't like it, 168 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,025 it could ruin my dream 169 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:37,429 of marrying her on a party submarine. 170 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:40,132 - Please, Max, I'm begging you. 171 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:42,167 At least make it your ringtone. 172 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,735 Maybe she'll hear it. 173 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:44,903 - Hmmm... 174 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,338 Fine. - Woo! 175 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:47,906 - [bottle shatters] 176 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,509 - Whoops, now this place is gonna be 177 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:54,146 lousy with lady beasts. 178 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:58,116 - ¶ 179 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,985 - Okay, Cheyanne is upstairs getting ready 180 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,219 for her performance tonight. 181 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,054 We get up there, we get our selfie. 182 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,790 - And I get my steps in-- 183 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:07,325 currently at, uh, three. 184 00:07:08,362 --> 00:07:10,495 - Hi, we were hoping to meet Cheyanne. 185 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:11,963 - No. 186 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,198 - Phoebe, allow me. 187 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,034 I speak fluent "bodyguard." 188 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,137 Hey, pepper spray! - No! 189 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,474 - Hey, why are you letting them in? 190 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:24,476 - Because they're Cheyanne's dancers-- 191 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:28,847 and you two are givin' off a strong weirdo vibe. 192 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,215 - Now what? - I don't know. 193 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:31,883 Trick the security guard into thinking 194 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,885 that we're Cheyanne's background dancers, 195 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,321 so she lets us in? - That would be wrong. 196 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:39,424 But it would also probably work, so let's do it. 197 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:40,158 - Yay! 198 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,828 - Come on, let's practice our moves. 199 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,129 - Oh, ho, ho. Let me guess. 200 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,431 You two got rejected for meeting Cheyanne. 201 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,967 - Okay, for your information, that is not what happened. 202 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,870 - Yeah, it is. - A-meh, meh, moo. 203 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:56,842 - Hey, I'm so sorry about them. 204 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,543 Anyway, I'm here to see Cheyanne. 205 00:07:58,545 --> 00:07:59,911 Yeah, I'm the whole reason 206 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,847 the school won the Chirper contest. 207 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:04,115 - Oh, you're the reason? - Yeah. 208 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,383 - No! 209 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:08,920 - Okay, fine. I understand. 210 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,291 Nothing can keep me from my bae! 211 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,560 Oh! [heavy thud] 212 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,965 Cheyanne and I will not be inviting you 213 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,133 to our submarine wedding. 214 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,171 - COLOSSO's VOICE: [ringtone] DJ Colosso! 215 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:29,341 - ¶ You gotta believe in what you are ¶ 216 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,276 - Oh, why'd I let him change my ringtone? 217 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,544 This remix is the worst thing ever. 218 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:36,014 - That remix is the best thing ever! 219 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,549 - It's Cheyanne! Be cool, Max. 220 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,885 Work the Beast Musk. 221 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:40,886 - Whoever DJ Colosso is, 222 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:43,355 I've gotta meet him, like yesterday. 223 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,290 - Well, you're in luck... 224 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,893 because I know DJ Colosso. 225 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,594 [laughing] 226 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:53,999 That is me! [laughing] 227 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,067 - ¶ 228 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,135 ¶ What you see ¶ 229 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,336 ¶ Is not what you get ¶ 230 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:02,007 ¶ Livin' our lives with a secret ¶ 231 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,475 ¶ We fit right in ¶ 232 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:04,910 ¶ Bet you never guessed ¶ 233 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,444 ¶ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ¶ 234 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,179 ¶ Just like all the rest ¶ 235 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,048 ¶ A picture perfect family ¶ 236 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,950 ¶ Is what we try to be ¶ 237 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,385 ¶ Look closer, you might see ¶ 238 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:14,986 ¶ The crazy things we do ¶ 239 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,922 ¶ This isn't make believe ¶ 240 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:18,323 ¶ It's our reality ¶ 241 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,457 ¶ Just your average family ¶ 242 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:23,061 ¶ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ¶ 243 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:27,332 ¶ Livin' a double life ¶¶ 244 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,269 - Let's get to the Hairwear Pop Up 245 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:34,105 before all the cool sun visors are gone. 246 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,206 - Girls, come on! 247 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:39,344 Your father wants to pay full price for half a hat. 248 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,078 - [whooshing] 249 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,315 - Oh, someone looks like she's ready for her first bow. 250 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:47,085 - And maybe ready for her first visor, huh? 251 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,253 - Uh, sure. 252 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,188 [silently] No. 253 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:54,259 - Bad news, guys. I can't go to the pop up. 254 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,927 I have scalp mites. 255 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,597 - Scalp mites? Ewwww! 256 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:01,099 I mean, how are you feeling? 257 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,202 - Mostly worried that they're gonna be at the pop up, 258 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,504 which is why you guys should get outta here, 259 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,140 and do something else with the rest of your day. 260 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,508 - But what about our bows? 261 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,177 - We can get bows another time. 262 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,079 I'm sure another pop up will pop up. 263 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,948 That's why they're called pop ups. 264 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,250 Well, I'll see you guys in four to six hours 265 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,954 after whatever non-pop up activity you choose. 266 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:23,521 - Bye, Nora. 267 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:26,524 - Ah! She knows we love her. Let's just go. 268 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,593 - Feel better. - See ya. 269 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,095 - [door closes] 270 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,696 - I do now. 271 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,701 - ¶ 272 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,003 - Hey, Colosso. 273 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,671 - BILLY: [zooming] 274 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:40,739 - Hey, Billy. 275 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:44,109 - Max! Max! I called you six times. 276 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,277 Any chance Cheyanne heard my ringtone? 277 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:49,147 - She sure did. - And? 278 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,349 - She hated it. 279 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,684 - What? 280 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,284 Great. 281 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,987 Music's the only thing I love as much as being evil, 282 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,555 and I can't even do that right. 283 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,424 - Oh, come on, buddy. It's not true. 284 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,259 You take bad news really well. 285 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,628 - [sobbing] No, I don't! 286 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,597 [sobbing] 287 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,733 - Max, you're super judgy. 288 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:11,302 We're trying to be Cheyanne's back-up dancers. 289 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,438 Tell us what you think. 290 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,440 - [lively music playing] 291 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,510 - Five, six, seven, eight! 292 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,278 - ¶ 293 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,313 - CHERRY: Woo! Oh! 294 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,348 [groans] 295 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:27,052 Next time, let's take it from the bottom. 296 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,420 - Guys, just face it. 297 00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:29,421 You're never gonna meet Cheyanne. 298 00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:33,224 I, on the other hand, totally hit it off with her. 299 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,326 - Really? You met Cheyanne? 300 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:35,827 - Uh-huh. 301 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,596 She even took my digits. - [cellphone ringing] 302 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,765 - [gasps] It's her! She's calling! 303 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,367 Quiet! I'm being cool. 304 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:46,237 Hey, Cheyanne. [laughs] S'up? 305 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,238 - Hey! 306 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,373 - He's talking to Cheyanne. 307 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,508 - I have got popstar problems. 308 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:53,445 My DJ accidentally glued his hands together. 309 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:56,815 - What? That's so crazy. 310 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,451 [quietly] I did it. 311 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:02,620 So, I guess that means you need a new DJ. 312 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,521 - Exactly. 313 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,056 You already mixed my song, 314 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,125 so, we can just do that version. 315 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,593 - Oh, no problem. 316 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,728 It's so weird. 317 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,263 It's like the universe wants us to be together. 318 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,666 [quietly] I'm the universe. 319 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,636 - Thank you so much. You're really saving me. 320 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,238 Smooches! [blows kiss] 321 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,773 - Smooche-- Oh, she hung up. 322 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,442 But you heard her. We're smoochin'. 323 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,443 - Max, this is perfect. 324 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,811 Now that you're Cheyanne's DJ, 325 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,247 you could help us get a selfie with her. 326 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,815 - Yeah, I could do that. 327 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:31,583 Or I could do this. 328 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,585 ¶ Cheyanne and Max are smoochin' ¶ 329 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,520 ¶ Cheyanne and Max are smoochin' ¶ 330 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,388 - Phoebe, this is awful. 331 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,590 We're never gonna learn Cheyanne's moves 332 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,792 in time to pass as her dancers. 333 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,127 - Cherry, these two girls 334 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,162 started off with a cellphone and a dream. 335 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,530 We can't let them down. 336 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,531 - Well, we're about to, 337 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,533 unless you've got some magic shoes 338 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,334 that can help us dance. 339 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,669 Actually, do you, because that could really help us. 340 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:55,540 - No, Cherry, I don't have any magic dancing shoes. 341 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:59,144 But I do know an evil master of fashion who might. 342 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:02,580 - I could build you magic dancing shoes. 343 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,382 But I won't! 344 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,184 - I thought you might say that, 345 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,286 which is why we brought you... 346 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,788 tiny formalwear. 347 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,857 - Oooh! Ahhhh! 348 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,192 - Where are the white gloves? 349 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,428 Where's the cummerbund? You brought me nothing! 350 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,598 - Wow, Max really cares about DJ'ing nowadays, huh? 351 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,401 - Correction. I'm the DJ of this lair. 352 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,538 At least, I was until my dreams got crushed. 353 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,439 - Well, Max is saying he's the DJ. 354 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,208 He just talked to Cheyanne about 355 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,277 playing his remix for her performance. 356 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,445 - He took credit for my remix? 357 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,280 That liar! 358 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:38,349 I'm so mad, I'm gonna destroy this room! 359 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,451 [grunting] 360 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:44,322 Uh, imagine things are more torn apart. 361 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:48,426 - Hey, uh, Colosso, why don't Cherry and I trash this room 362 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:52,163 in exchange for you building us some dance shoes? 363 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,198 - Deal! 364 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,600 - [objects clattering] 365 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:59,170 - You moron, that was my shelf. 366 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,939 Ah! 367 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,742 - Blue fedora or orange fedora? 368 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,611 - Both! - ALL: Yas! 369 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,713 - Oh, gee, Nora, we haven't had this much fun 370 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,883 with someone who isn't us in forevs. 371 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:15,320 - Aren't you glad you didn't bring your baby sister? 372 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,656 - Uh-oh. 373 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,892 - Look, Mommy, there's bows over there. 374 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:25,897 - Nora, is this adorable or dead ugly? 375 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,232 Hey, where'd she go? 376 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:32,337 - I don't know, but I think that hat's from last season. 377 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,571 - Ew! 378 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,406 - BARB: Chloe, it is so sweet of you 379 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,307 to risk getting scalp mites, 380 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,376 so you can buy a bow for you and Nora. 381 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,679 If I see one person scratch, we are outta here. 382 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,582 - Actually, Barb, the place looks clear. 383 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,517 Which means it's visor time! 384 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:51,623 I'm gonna go find a supervisor to help me find a super visor. 385 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:57,795 - Oh, I hate his hats, but I love his jokes. 386 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:02,367 - ¶ 387 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,034 - Hey, DJ Colosso. 388 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,802 I just wanted to make sure the turntables 389 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,738 and mixers are up to your standards. 390 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,674 - [laughing] Totally turny and mixy. 391 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,743 - Great! Well, I've gotta get ready. 392 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,244 Big show tonight. 393 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,447 - Do you wanna live in a basement? 394 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,550 Uh...I mean...uh... 395 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,319 hang out later? 396 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,254 - Uh, cool. It's a date. 397 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:23,721 - It is? 398 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,957 - As long as you don't mess up my performance. 399 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:26,824 - BOTH: [laugh] 400 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,694 - For real, though, millions of people will be watching. 401 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,896 Don't blow it! 402 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,032 - I won't. [laughs] 403 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:37,568 I just have to figure out how to fake DJ. 404 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,638 - [feedback screeching] - Not like that. 405 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,812 - Okay. We'll probably never see our old clothes again, 406 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,580 but it's okay. 407 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,349 - Tell me about these dancing Colosso shoes again. 408 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,685 - Okay, he built them to have beat-absorbing technology, 409 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:56,988 so, we can follow any choreography and any song. 410 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:57,855 Let's do it. 411 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,458 - Excuse us, background dancers comin' through. 412 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,527 - Stop! - Oh! 413 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,295 - You don't belong up there. 414 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,465 - [laughs] Tell that to our dance moves. 415 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,935 - [lively music playing] - [electrical zapping] 416 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:20,011 - You've got five seconds... 417 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:24,449 to get up there and share your gift. 418 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,022 - Sorry, girls, but the only selfie you'll get today 419 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:36,494 is of me using those shoes to get revenge on Max. 420 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,930 [evil laughter] 421 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,302 - ¶ 422 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,738 - Oh, yes, I'd like to make a reservation tonight 423 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,872 for me and my girlfriend. 424 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,074 Oh, also, do you know how to make that 425 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,977 wiki-wiki-wiki sound on a turntable? 426 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,612 Hello? 427 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,382 - All right, time to test out these shoes 428 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,583 with a little bunny hop. 429 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,452 - [electrical zapping] - CHERRY: Whoa! Whoa! 430 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,620 - MAX: Oh! 431 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,490 Hey! You coulda messed with my beat match, 432 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,759 or my cross fade or... 433 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:10,328 other DJ words. 434 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,630 - Cherry, I don't know why you kicked Max, 435 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,033 but nice job. 436 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,402 All right, stay focused. 437 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,737 Oh, there's Cheyanne. 438 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,607 - Ooh, she's so Cheyanne-y. 439 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,743 - Dancers, bring it in for the spirit circle. 440 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:29,881 - You know, um, my spirit is asking for a selfie. 441 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,349 - So is my spirit. 442 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,618 Ooooh, I need a selfie. 443 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:37,355 - Hey, Cheyanne, why don't you like take a selfie with us? 444 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,823 - Sure, give me your phone. 445 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,458 - BOTH: It's happening! 446 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,060 - So I can turn it off. 447 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,529 - BOTH: It's not happening. 448 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,497 - This performance isn't about selfies. 449 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,400 It's about the millions of fans that'll be watching us. 450 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,936 - Could it be about selfies afterwards? 451 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:52,904 - Totally. 452 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,406 - BOTH: [squealing] 453 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,675 - ¶ 454 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,511 - These aren't special enough for Nora. 455 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,546 - What do you mean, Chloe? 456 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,647 - I wanna get her the best bow, 457 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:07,085 'cause she's the best big sister ever, baby! 458 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,786 - Awww... 459 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,121 - Okay, well, we'll keep looking 460 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:14,392 until we find the perfect bow for Nora. 461 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,428 - There you are. We found you a bow. 462 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,496 It brings out our eyes, 463 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,099 so when we stand next to you, we totally pop. 464 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,934 - Love it. Grateful. New plan. 465 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,404 Let's go to the mall and buy hair stuff there. 466 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,572 - Is this because of your family? 467 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,540 Don't worry, they're clueless. 468 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,708 - What do you mean clueless? 469 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,643 - It means we saw your family and your little sister 470 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,079 was all like... [baby talk] I love my big sister. 471 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,581 She's the best, baby! 472 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,716 - She doesn't sound like that. 473 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,651 Actually, that was pretty good. 474 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,086 But she could be anywhere having fun, 475 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,988 and she chose to come here for me. 476 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,823 - Well, do you wanna hang out with us 477 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,726 or your...[baby talk] baby sister? 478 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,997 - You guys-- - BOTH: Yas! 479 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,432 - --are awful! 480 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,602 And that "Yas!" thing you're doing is weird. 481 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,905 It's "Yes" with an "e". 482 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,642 - Look, Nora's here. 483 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,612 - Hold on. Are your scalp mites gone? 484 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,679 - Yeah, I got rid of them 485 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,848 to hang out with my little sister. 486 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,049 - Awww... 487 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,752 - It's bow-mitzvah time! 488 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:18,022 - Hey, guys, I found a visor. 489 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:18,756 Nora's here! 490 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:22,226 Keep your mites away from my visor! 491 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,765 - Okay, we're going live in three, two... 492 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,935 - COLOSSO's VOICE: DJ Colosso! 493 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:35,506 - [lively music playing] 494 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,073 ¶ Hey ¶ 495 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:39,877 ¶ You gotta believe in what you are ¶ 496 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:43,881 ¶ Get back on your feet and try again ¶ 497 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,919 ¶ You've gotta believe in what you got ¶ 498 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:50,188 ¶ Never stop believing ¶ 499 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,022 ¶ Never stop ¶ 500 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,657 ¶ Never stop believing ¶ 501 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:56,060 ¶ You ooh ooh are something special ¶ 502 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,062 ¶ Never forget that ¶ 503 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:01,566 - Time for operation Pop, Lock and Flop. 504 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:05,203 - [electrical zapping] - Ooh! Cherry! 505 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:05,836 Cherry! 506 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,972 I think there's something wrong with my shoes. 507 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,574 Maybe we should--whoa! 508 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,008 - What are you doing? 509 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,211 Keep dancing! We're live! 510 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:26,090 - ¶ 511 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,259 - COLOSSO's VOICE: DJ Colosso! DJ Colosso! 512 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:33,965 DJ Colosso! DJ Colosso! DJ Colosso! DJ Colo-- 513 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:37,768 - You're not a DJ. You're just a big fake. 514 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,804 - Wait, Cheyanne, we're supposed to be together, 515 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,706 and live in my parents' basement. 516 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,574 - Get outta here, stinko. 517 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,242 - What? Pam! 518 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,178 I thought we were friends! Pam! 519 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,780 - As for you two... - Hey, Cheyanne, 520 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,682 I know we ruined your million dollar live video, 521 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,117 but we have this selfie bucket list-- 522 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,886 - Get out of here! - Okay, we're going! 523 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,557 - ¶ 524 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,560 - Colosso, did you have to make a cabbage patch 525 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,296 through that cabbage patch? 526 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,964 - Nice touch, bro. 527 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,833 - Oh, so we're bros again, huh? 528 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,702 - Look, I'm sorry for stealing your beats. 529 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,238 The good news is you don't need a DJ career, 530 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,174 'cause you're still an amazing evil mastermind. 531 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,609 - Oh, thanks, Max. 532 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,610 So, you're not mad at me 533 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,045 for ruining your shot with Cheyanne? 534 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:24,282 - Of course, I am. You're the worst. 535 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,584 But I should actually thank you, 536 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:27,718 because now millions of people are enjoying 537 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:32,156 this video of Phoebe and Cherry totally humiliating themselves. 538 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:35,693 - [lively music playing] 539 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:39,764 - Wait, Cherry, remember when we were dancing uncontrollably, 540 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:40,998 we bumped into the camera? 541 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,733 - No, but that's probably because 542 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,869 I hit my head pretty hard. 543 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:49,607 - Look at this-- my chin, your forehead, 544 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,909 and way in the back, a super angry Cheyanne. 545 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,611 What does that look like to you? 546 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,080 - BOTH: Celebrity selfie! 547 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,782 - Hey, you did it. 548 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,251 Celebration dance. 549 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:02,053 - Whoa! 550 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,154 Oh! 551 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,889 Why didn't we take these shoes off? 552 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,957 - COLOSSO: [laughing] 553 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:22,173 - ¶