1 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:10,409 - And that's when I knew I had seen my 7th UFO. 2 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:15,147 - [laughing] Wow. Another great story, Cherry. 3 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,852 - BARB: Kids? 4 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,022 What happened to you? 5 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:24,356 - We saved a beached whale. 6 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,593 Then it said thank you by spitting seaweed on us. 7 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,162 The save would've gone smoother, 8 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,964 if I had the land, air and sea rocket 9 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:33,532 I requested from the Hero League. 10 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,401 - Oh, the rocket shark. - Yep. 11 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:38,871 It goes from scuba to sky in 2.8 seconds. 12 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,906 - Hey, thanks for waiting for me, Cherry. 13 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,608 - Aw, it's cool, but I can't hang out 14 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:46,478 or else I'm gonna be late for work at the Clam Castle. 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,048 - If President Kickbutt had just made you my supe assistant 16 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:51,350 like I asked, your job would be hangin' out with me. 17 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,385 - I am very qualified for that job. 18 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,120 - I know! 19 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,390 Know what? I'm gonna call Kickbutt right now. 20 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,558 - Not if I call her, first. 21 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,493 - Hey, kids! You can't bother President Kickbutt 22 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:05,531 with your frivolous requests. - ALL: [gasping] 23 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,533 - I have been called a lot of things, 24 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:11,437 but frivolous is a word I don't know. 25 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:15,107 - It means she's too busy to take your silly requests-- 26 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:18,010 like last week when somebody asked for space hair gel? 27 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:21,346 - Do you think I want my hair to look like yours? 28 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:26,185 Okay, fine. We promise not to call President Kickbutt. 29 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,287 Thunder Monitor, call President Kickbutt. 30 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:31,323 - FEMALE VOICE: President Kickbutt is not available. 31 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,891 - Is she blocking our calls? 32 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:36,295 - FEMALE VOICE: Yes, but you didn't hear it from me. 33 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,665 - She can't hide from us. Chloe? 34 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,399 - [whooshing] 35 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:43,202 - Hey, we need you to go get President Kickbutt. 36 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:46,371 - I guess my tea party can wait. 37 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:47,372 [whooshing] 38 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,574 - So, did I ever tell you guys 39 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:52,177 that I once met an alien named Gramulak? 40 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,547 [laughing] Funny story. 41 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:56,381 - [whooshing] 42 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:59,351 - So, I say to you supes-- 43 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:00,319 Why am I here? 44 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:04,623 You kids interrupted my State of the SuperUnion speech. 45 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,191 - Sorry, but we have some issues 46 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,960 that are really, really important. 47 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:11,163 - Yeah, I need my rocket shark. 48 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:14,600 - I'll tell you what I told you the last ten times-- 49 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:15,200 never! 50 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:17,936 - Well, have you reconsidered my 300 requests 51 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:20,372 for Cherry to be my supe assistant? 52 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,407 - Here's my resume. 53 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:26,111 - This is just a picture of a cherry. 54 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:30,949 - I feel like it sums up my experience quite nicely. 55 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:34,386 Nailed the interview! 56 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,622 - I'm getting out of here 57 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:39,358 before anyone else asks me for something. 58 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,594 - Yo, Evelyn! 59 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,129 How 'bout a date? 60 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:46,398 - How about I end you? 61 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,234 - That's not a "no." 62 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,570 - Take a hint, Colosso. She doesn't have time for you. 63 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,506 - Yeah, she's here to give us stuff, so I was thinking-- 64 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,576 - The rocket shark, it's like this car, three wheels-- 65 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:58,343 - Enough! 66 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,112 - But we're contenders for the Z-Force. 67 00:03:00,114 --> 00:03:01,580 Helping us is part of your job. 68 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:04,116 - Maybe I don't want this job anymore. 69 00:03:04,118 --> 00:03:07,186 - Well, you're the president. You can't just quit. 70 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:07,753 - Watch me! 71 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,454 I quit! - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 72 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:12,191 Kids, I told you not to call President Kickbutt. 73 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:13,225 - Well, they can call you now 74 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:16,528 because you're the new Hero League president. 75 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,362 - Me?! 76 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,465 - Regular citizen Kickbutt, out! 77 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:24,036 Psst! Chloe, teleport me home. 78 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,339 - [whooshing] 79 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,409 - ¶ 80 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,510 ¶ What you see ¶ 81 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,711 ¶ Is not what you get ¶ 82 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:36,348 ¶ Livin' our lives with a secret ¶ 83 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,050 ¶ We fit right in ¶ 84 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,318 ¶ Bet you never guessed ¶ 85 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,019 ¶ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ¶ 86 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,554 ¶ Just like all the rest ¶ 87 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,423 ¶ A picture perfect family ¶ 88 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,358 ¶ Is what we try to be ¶ 89 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,759 ¶ Look closer, you might see ¶ 90 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,394 ¶ The crazy things we do ¶ 91 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,296 ¶ This isn't make believe ¶ 92 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:52,731 ¶ It's our reality ¶ 93 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,799 ¶ Just your average family ¶ 94 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:57,436 ¶ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ¶ 95 00:03:57,438 --> 00:04:01,707 ¶ Livin' a double life ¶¶ 96 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:05,811 - ¶ 97 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,313 - Did you just make President Kickbutt quit? 98 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:11,550 - And did she just make me the new president? 99 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:13,619 Kids, you need to fix this. 100 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,221 - I feel terrible. We didn't know she would quit. 101 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,523 - Yeah, we just asked her for a few things 102 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:19,858 every day, over and over. 103 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,893 - Well, maybe Kickbutt didn't mean it. 104 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,596 She didn't even send a presidential liaison. 105 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:28,467 - Hello, I'm your presidential liaison. 106 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,869 Hank Thunderman, I need to know 107 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,671 if you'll accept the nomination. 108 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:33,338 - This is insane. 109 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,340 Uh, sir, we need to speak with President Kickbutt. 110 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:36,508 - Oh, she's disappeared to a place 111 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,344 where you annoying Thundermans would never find her. 112 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:40,679 Her words, not mine. 113 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:45,217 - Don't you speak that way to the emperor's daughter. 114 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,920 - I don't know. It's a big decision. 115 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,355 - Oh, it's bigger than big. 116 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,592 The Hero League will be without a president, if you decline. 117 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:56,361 I'll give you some room to decide. 118 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,600 - Phoebe, do you realize what this means? 119 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:05,203 - We drove poor Kickbutt so crazy, she quit her job. 120 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,738 Am I really that annoying? 121 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:07,806 Don't answer that. 122 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,441 - No. Now that Kickbutt's gone, 123 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,609 we can get everything we want. 124 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,612 We just have to convince Dad to become president. 125 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,914 - Kickbutt did say she's not coming back. 126 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,517 And I do want Cherry to be my assistant. 127 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,084 - Uh-huh... 128 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,386 - And I do love making you wait for me to decide. 129 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,822 - And you know you want to! Come on! 130 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,858 - I don't know. It's a really big responsibility, honey. 131 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,928 - But, Dad, it only makes sense 132 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,431 for the greatest superhero who ever lived 133 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,266 to become the Hero League president. 134 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:36,702 - Oh...I wouldn't go that far. 135 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,737 But you can. 136 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,873 - And, Mom, you would make an amazing First Lady. 137 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,543 - Oh, I would, wouldn't I. 138 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,711 Once a simple farm girl, 139 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:50,015 Barbara McBooger's been picked for greatness. 140 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,616 - Phoebe, look at them. 141 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:54,820 Something's different. - Yeah, you're right. 142 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:57,022 They look almost... 143 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,291 "presidential." 144 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,494 - The superworld needs us, honey. 145 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,962 - Yeah. - Mr. Liaison? 146 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:08,700 It's time to make Hank Tiberius Thunderman superpresident. 147 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,602 - [laughing] Wonderful! 148 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,305 - NORA & BILLY: Congratulations, Dad! 149 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:16,908 - Congratulations, Max. - Congratulations, Phoebe. 150 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,779 - ¶ 151 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:24,783 - Okay, Mr. Thunderman, after you've been sworn in, 152 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,786 you'll take a bite from the inaugural cake. 153 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,655 - Ooh, my stomach is ready to serve. 154 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:32,958 - Superpresidents have taken a ceremonial bite 155 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,328 from the cake for over 200 years. 156 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,829 - Two hundred years old? 157 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,031 Hope that comes with a barf bag. 158 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:43,368 - Oh, there it is-- in that dish. 159 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:46,705 - [gasping] - I'll be right back. 160 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,974 I forgot to bring the Hero League handbook. 161 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:51,610 [laughing] I'm a train wreck today. 162 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,380 - Barb, I have to tell you something. 163 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,749 - You ate the cake. - I ate the cake. 164 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,051 - How? When? I have so many questions! 165 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,320 - I was coming back from the bathroom. 166 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:03,388 It was sitting there. 167 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,689 I thought it was hallway cake. 168 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:07,726 - That's what you're going with--hallway cake? 169 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,494 - I don't know. I am new to politics. 170 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,962 - We can't have a scandal on your first day. 171 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,498 You'll go down as the worst president in history. 172 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,366 - Oh, you're right. 173 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:15,767 No one can ever know about this. 174 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,571 I won't wanna be known as Superpresident Cakebutt. 175 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:23,642 - Let's begin the ceremony. - HANK & BARB: Mm-hm. 176 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:24,509 - Mr. Thunderman... - Mm. 177 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:28,647 - ...please place your hand on the Hero League handbook. 178 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,917 Do you swear to serve the Hero League 179 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:34,619 with the utmost honesty and integrity? 180 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,589 - Of course. Why do you ask? What have you heard? 181 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,924 I do. 182 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:42,928 - Congratulations, Mr. Superpresident! 183 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,129 - CROWD: [applauding, cheering] 184 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,365 - Get to the cake, people! 185 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:50,202 - Oh, Hank... 186 00:07:50,204 --> 00:07:52,571 [whispering] We have to do something. 187 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,673 - Oh, uh... 188 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,440 Let's skip the cake. 189 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,609 Uh, fun fact about your new president. 190 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,612 I am a health freak. 191 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,147 - Nonsense. [slaps hand] 192 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,749 It's tradition to take a tiny sliver 193 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:08,053 of the three-layered, buttercream-- 194 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:12,424 Oh, my gosh, someone ate the whole cake! 195 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:12,958 What? Who? 196 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,093 Whatever monster did this is an enemy of the Hero League! 197 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,696 - Mr. President, will you launch an investigation 198 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:18,630 to catch the cake eater? 199 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,165 - Uh, yeah, of course I'm gonna do that. 200 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,566 That filthy criminal will pay for eating 201 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,469 that buttercream cake with the chocolate spirals 202 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,438 and delicate vanilla chiffon-- 203 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,839 - They get it, Mr. President. 204 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:28,740 Neither of us will rest 205 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,542 until we find this unknown person 206 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:33,712 who no one knows the identity of. 207 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,014 - Dad ate the cake, right? 208 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,650 - Oh, totally. - Definitely. 209 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,722 - Max, I'd like to introduce you to 210 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,491 my new supe assistant, Cherry. 211 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,462 - Oh, Ms. Thunderman, you have a bestie 212 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:52,464 dance break scheduled in five minutes. 213 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:55,433 - Oh, um, let's move that to now. 214 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:58,103 - [lively dance music] 215 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,073 - CHERRY & PHOEBE: [laughing] 216 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,575 - Hey, Cherry, can you, uh, 217 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,710 pass a message along to your boss? 218 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,579 You're both dumb! 219 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,181 - It is so cool that President Dad 220 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,783 approved you working for me. 221 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,685 - Actually, before Dad left for work, 222 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,220 I borrowed his "approval" stamp. 223 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,755 We can get anything we want. 224 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,024 All we have to do is stamp it with this. 225 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,625 - Max, how could you-- 226 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:23,762 not tell me that you had this? 227 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,199 [clears throat] Two milkshakes, please. 228 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,039 [voice quivering] It's almost too much power. 229 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:38,009 - Don't worry, Phoebs. We'll use it responsibly. 230 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,011 - [jet engines roaring] 231 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,714 - That's my million dollar rocket shark! 232 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,215 Ah! 233 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,588 [gasping] 234 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,123 I love you, rocket shark. 235 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,692 You're perfect! 236 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,161 - I knew he'd find a new girlfriend. 237 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,130 - I already like her more than Allison. 238 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,666 - Max, take me on a ride. 239 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:03,234 I wanna go somewhere exotic-- 240 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,003 like the moon or Bruno Mars. 241 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,605 - No, way. I get to go, first! 242 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,873 - No, me, first! - [lasers zapping] 243 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,042 - BILLY: Okay, you first. 244 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,979 - Nora, you just lasered Billy. 245 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:14,879 - Yeah, it's my thing. 246 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,816 - Well, our thing is protecting the First Family-- 247 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:18,950 even from each other. 248 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,287 From now on, you have to stay ten feet apart, 249 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,555 at all times. 250 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:24,289 - If this involves math, 251 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,591 you should probably talk to Nora. 252 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:29,861 - Billy, he's saying we can't play together. 253 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,030 - This is why I hate math! 254 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,867 - Whoa, Billy and Nora aren't allowed to play with each other? 255 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,236 - Well, maybe some time apart will be good for them. 256 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,105 - Hm, make them learn to be more independent? 257 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,007 - No, until Billy's laser burns can heal. 258 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,142 Anyway, I'm gonna take the rocket shark to Australia. 259 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,044 - Well, Cherry and I are gonna take 260 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,846 Dad's approval stamp for a spin. 261 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:48,980 Uh, assistant, do we have time 262 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,649 for a little shopping in Milan? 263 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,752 - I've already filled out the request form. 264 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:57,789 - You just put giant cherries on all your paperwork? 265 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,991 - It's gotten me this far. 266 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,995 - [engine revving] 267 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:08,733 - [rockets firing] 268 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:14,739 - Max's new girlfriend is very rude. 269 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,077 - Domo arigato, SuperAmbassador. 270 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,712 I'll see you at the summit, SuperSenator. 271 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:24,082 I look forward to high tea, SuperQueen of England. 272 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,852 - Hank, here's your presidential schedule. 273 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,254 - [groaning] It's gonna be a busy year. 274 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,623 - And that's just for this morning. 275 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,159 - I'm too busy dealing with the cake-eating investigation 276 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:37,896 that I've called for and also am the subject of. 277 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:41,266 - Sir, I have an update on the investigation, 278 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,034 and, frankly, I'm disappointed. 279 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,602 - Oh, no, this is it, Barb. 280 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:48,006 - All of our evidence points to it being... 281 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,908 a wild animal. 282 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,643 - [laughing] Really? 283 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:52,677 Why do you think that? 284 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:56,381 - Only a rabid beast could eat that cake so thoroughly. 285 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:56,948 - Oh. 286 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,818 - Where was a lot of hair and saliva and claw marks-- 287 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,152 - Okay, okay, okay. 288 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,955 Thank you, uh, for the update. 289 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:05,857 - Oh... - Oh... 290 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,058 - That was close. 291 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,695 - I wanna celebrate, but I still wish we hadn't lied. 292 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,664 - Me, too, but we avoided a scandal 293 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:15,700 and no one will ever find out. 294 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,135 - [cell phone bings] 295 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,103 - Unless an unknown stranger 296 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,872 sends a video of you eating the cake. 297 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,207 - Oh, come on! 298 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,109 - "If you don't meet my demands, 299 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,911 I'll release this video to the press." 300 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:31,182 - [chomping, laughing, garbled speech] 301 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,719 - Did you get some in your ear? 302 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,721 - It was everywhere, Barb. 303 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,423 Everywhere. 304 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,228 - ¶ 305 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,363 - Gidday, Thundermates. 306 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,198 - Oh, my gosh, you would not believe 307 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,267 what Cherry and I did in Milan. 308 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,702 - Shopping? 309 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,270 - Okay, yes. 310 00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:54,439 Nora, what're you doin'? 311 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,840 - Just playing checkers by myself 312 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,742 because I'm not allowed to play with Billy. 313 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,878 [whispering] Watch this. 314 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:01,980 [clears throat] 315 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,715 - BILLY: [zooming] 316 00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,416 - Oh, that's pretty brilliant. 317 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,184 - [zooming] Yeah. 318 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,887 They'll never catch us, if I don't stand here too long. 319 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,155 - They're playing together! 320 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,123 Code Red! Code Red! 321 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,295 - What are you guys putting on them? 322 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,063 - Necklaces that will zap them with electricity, 323 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,166 if they get within ten feet of each other. 324 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,935 The closer they get, the bigger the blast. 325 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:24,569 - Is this a joke? 326 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,472 - [electrical zapping] - NORA & BILLY: Ow! 327 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,908 - The joke hurts. 328 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,142 - This isn't fair. 329 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,410 - You know what isn't fair? 330 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,813 I still live with my mother. 331 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,448 - You can have our bedroom, Nora. 332 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:40,118 I'll sleep in the bathtub. 333 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,988 - Oh, this isn't good. - Yeah. 334 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,958 Now I've gotta walk all the way upstairs 335 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,427 to use the bathroom. 336 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,763 - What's wrong, Chloe? 337 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:54,032 - Mommy's too busy to do story time, 338 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,035 so, I'm stuck with this guy. 339 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,170 - "Then, Super Little Bear said, 340 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,973 'Somebody's been eating my porridge.'" 341 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,441 Okay, bears don't eat porridge, 342 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,444 and they certainly don't sleep in beds. 343 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,848 - He's killin' the magic! 344 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,153 - [groans] Max... 345 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,754 all this bad stuff is happening 346 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,323 because we made Dad president. 347 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,924 - True, but let's not ignore 348 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,392 all the good stuff that's also happening, 349 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,361 like I got the rocket shark, 350 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,463 and you're payin' Cherry to hang out with you. 351 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,033 - Hey, it's not a job, if you're doing what you love. 352 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,035 The point is our whole family's lives 353 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,871 are being destroyed because of us. 354 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,839 - I wouldn't say our whole family. 355 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,241 Dad loves being president. 356 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:40,211 - HANK: [muffled sobbing] 357 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,046 - Do you hear crying? 358 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,848 - HANK: [sobbing] I'm president... 359 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,551 [sobbing] 360 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,954 Oh, hello. 361 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,224 - Dad... 362 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,226 are you cryin' in my lair slide? 363 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,830 - Kids, being president's making me do things 364 00:14:58,832 --> 00:14:59,964 I wouldn't normally do. 365 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,200 But I made the decision to be president, 366 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,869 so, here we are. 367 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,305 Close me up, children. 368 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,242 - No matter how far I go in that rocket shark, 369 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,944 I will never escape the memory 370 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,445 of that blubbering man-child. 371 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,381 - We have to fix our family. 372 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:20,118 - HANK: Why me?! [sobbing] 373 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,152 - Fast! 374 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,354 This all started because we made Kickbutt quit. 375 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,122 Maybe we can find her 376 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,523 and convince her to take her job back. 377 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,293 - Good idea. Let's go find Kickbutt. 378 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,462 - Sorry, kids, but Former President Kickbutt 379 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,964 doesn't want you to find her. 380 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:36,267 I am authorized to use Painful Force to stop you. 381 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,137 Painful Force, get in here! 382 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,139 - Hello, friends. 383 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,474 - You're the guy that's gonna stop people? 384 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,009 - Please, don't be afraid. 385 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,611 I know I'm very intimidating. 386 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,113 - There's no way you're gonna stop us 387 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,214 from getting Kickbutt. 388 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,416 - Yeah, so, get outta the way, 389 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,084 unless you want the kick of the butt 390 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:56,187 to be your butt gettin' kicked... 391 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,922 by us. 392 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,424 - Phoebe, freeze breath! 393 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,358 - PHOEBE & MAX: Ow! 394 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,027 - If you try to use your powers against me, 395 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,096 you'll feel a painful force. 396 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,031 So, you guys will stay? 397 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,032 - Yeah, sure. 398 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,168 After I use my heat breath! 399 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,070 Ow! 400 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:15,039 - Heh, heh, what he's trying to say is... 401 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,941 we'll stay. 402 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,779 - ¶ 403 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,781 - All right, so, in order to find Kickbutt, 404 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:24,482 and save our family, 405 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,051 we have to get past this Painful Force person. 406 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:27,585 Any ideas? 407 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,320 - We may not be able to use our powers, 408 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,422 but we can use these bad boys. 409 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,357 [chuckling] 410 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:36,160 - Oh, yeah, we'll knock him out with your stinky pits. 411 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,930 - Does anyone know if I can wear 412 00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:41,766 this shock necklace in the bathtub? 413 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:43,368 - That's it! 414 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,504 We're gonna give this guy the shock of his life. 415 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:50,475 - Hi, Painful Force, I see you do Sudoku puzzles. 416 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,945 - I like to tease the brain. 417 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,046 - Billy, go! 418 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,180 - BILLY: [zooming] 419 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,782 - [electrical zapping] 420 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,384 - [heavy thud] 421 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,253 - BILLY & NORA: [weakly] We did it. 422 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,254 - Are you guys okay? 423 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,857 - BILLY & NORA: [weakly] We did it. 424 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,559 - They're good! To the rocket shark! 425 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,497 - Hank, come on out. 426 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,533 I know you're in your cry spot. 427 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,203 - [sniffles] I'm not crying. 428 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,273 I just got some slide dust in my eye. 429 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,474 - I just got another text. 430 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,144 The person who has the video of you eating the cake 431 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,879 said to meet him in the lair. 432 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,414 - It could be anybody, Barb. 433 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,548 - Like Colosso? 434 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,052 - Nah, he's not smart enough to pull this off. 435 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:37,321 - I'm the blackmailer, you jerks! 436 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,190 - What do you want, rabbit? 437 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:42,960 - To be the Hero League's Secretary of Fashion. 438 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,830 I wanna outlaw dad khakis and yoga pants. 439 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,999 - But that's everything we wear! 440 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:50,168 - Do as I say, or the world gets to see 441 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,470 you stuff your face with history. 442 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:55,473 - I am not making you Secretary of Fashion, 443 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,542 even if it means I tarnish the Thunderman name, 444 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,178 and get kicked out of office in disgrace! 445 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,446 Oh, I can't do it, Barb! 446 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:05,116 - Just give him what he wants! We're in too deep! 447 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:08,853 - HANK: [sobbing] - COLOSSO: [evil laugh] 448 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,457 - [easy listening music playing] 449 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,059 - Okay, the rocket shark ran a global search 450 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,894 and said that Kickbutt's here. 451 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:17,628 - What is this place? 452 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,464 - Welcome to Kickbutt Travel, 453 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,265 where your happiness is--oh. 454 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,201 You found me. 455 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,469 - Uh, can we chat? 456 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,104 - I don't have time for this. 457 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,040 I run a travel business now for non-flying supes. 458 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,075 - Hi, here's my ticket to Aruba. 459 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,343 - Ah, the Astonishing Beach Bum. 460 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,479 It looks like you're about to depart. 461 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,048 Thanks for flying the Kickbutt skies. 462 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,318 [kicks butt] - Yaho-o-o-o-o! 463 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,386 - Whoa! - Cool! 464 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:45,323 - Uh, how do people get home? 465 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,025 - Well, that's their problem. 466 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,227 - Kickbutt, we need to talk to you. 467 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,129 - Please, please, please be president again. 468 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,364 - Oh, first you tell me I'm not doing my job. 469 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:56,434 Now you're begging me to go back to it? 470 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,268 - We're sorry. 471 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,536 You were a really great president, 472 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,571 and we never should have wasted your time 473 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,339 calling you every day. 474 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,673 - Yeah, we realize we were just being selfish, 475 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,042 and if you would just come back as president, 476 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,210 we promise to stop calling you. 477 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:10,014 - Except to see how things are going with Colosso. 478 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,050 - So... 479 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:13,951 what do you say? 480 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,354 - Look, the Northern Lights! 481 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,189 - It sounded like you said-- 482 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,291 Ahhhhh! 483 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,227 - Ah, you don't need to kick my butt home. 484 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,529 I've got the rocket shark. 485 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,131 - You got the rocket shark? 486 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,133 [roars] - Ahhhh! 487 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,702 - Ahhhhh! 488 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,304 Oh! 489 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:34,972 - Ahhhh! 490 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,007 - [heavy thud] 491 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,176 - BOTH: [grunting] 492 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,712 - Well, that flight was terrible. 493 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,718 - What's going on? - Better hurry in and find out. 494 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,620 - BOTH: Ow! Ooh! 495 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:53,324 - [mixed conversations] 496 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,692 - PHOEBE: Whew. 497 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:59,397 - Uh, who are all these goobers in our living room? 498 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,164 - Yeah, what's going on? 499 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,433 - Mom and Dad are having a press conference. 500 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,201 - Hey, Hank, Barb, 501 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,504 I'm real excited about being the Secretary of Fashion. 502 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,106 But I also want something bigger. 503 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,041 - Like what? 504 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,677 - The Statue of Colosso. 505 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,546 - What does that statue have to do with 506 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,216 you being Secretary of Fashion? 507 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,284 - Nothing. I just want it. 508 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,219 And if I don't get it, 509 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,689 I'll release that video, President CakeButt. 510 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,325 - Are you ever gonna stop making demands? 511 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,426 - Are you ever gonna stop 512 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,361 stuffing random cakes in your mouth? 513 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,996 I'll answer both. 514 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,331 No! 515 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,069 - Can I have your attention. 516 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,138 I came here to make a special announcement 517 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,174 regarding Dr. Colosso. 518 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,376 - ¶ Here it comes ¶ 519 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,678 - Instead, I am going to say that 520 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,548 I am the one who ate the cake. 521 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,449 - COLOSSO: Huh? 522 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,717 - CROWD: [mixed conversations] 523 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,353 - Is this seriously a shock to people? 524 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,522 - I'm sorry, everyone. I know I let you down. 525 00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:04,061 But being president is really, really hard. 526 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,764 - I could have told you that! 527 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,465 - Kickbutt's back! 528 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,134 - Our eloquent plea touched your heart. 529 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,469 - Not even close. 530 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:16,207 The Liaison told me Hank was crying like a big baby-- 531 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:18,075 on a slide. 532 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,344 His words, not mine. 533 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,813 - I said it and I own it. 534 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,650 - I knew I had to come back to be president-- 535 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:29,153 that is, if Hank is willing to step down. 536 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,388 - Yes! I step down! 537 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,657 Oh, it's over, honey. 538 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,725 - It's over, baby. 539 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,465 - Billy, we can hang out with each other again. 540 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,567 - How about we go play our favorite game? 541 00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,303 - Sure. [lasers zapping] 542 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,805 - Ow! I meant checkers. 543 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:51,108 - And now we'll reinstate President Kickbutt 544 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:54,845 with the traditional reinstatement cake. 545 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:59,183 Oh, my gosh! Somebody ate this cake, too! 546 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,117 - It wasn't me. 547 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:04,322 - [whooshing] It wasn't me either, baby! 548 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,558 - ¶ 549 00:22:10,263 --> 00:22:26,510 - ¶