- ¶
- COLOSSO: Yeeeee-ha!
Happy National Cowboy Day, cowpoke!
- Not today, weirdo.
- [knocking on door]
Wakey-wakey! Eggs 'n bakey!
- Not today, other weirdo.
- Max, this just got delivered.
- Hopefully, it's a gift card
for you to get a new outfit.
That one is so last--never!
- MAN ANNOUNCING: Attention, candidates.
Tomorrow you will find out
if you've made the Z Force Championships.
Superheroes never get days off,
but, today, you have earned one.
So, have fun and enjoy yourselves.
That's an order!
- Wow, Max, we finally find out
if we get into the Z Force Championships tomorrow.
And we get a day off.
- Which leaves you plenty of time
to change outta that sleeveless garbage bag.
- Phoebe, what if we don't get chosen for the Z Force?
We'll lose our one shot at greatness.
Dad needs to know we're better than him.
- [laughs] Come on, Max, look at us.
We're an unstoppable team.
Now let's go have some fun.
- [laughs] All right.
But you heard that hologram.
We're off duty, so, that means no saves.
- Not even kittens in trees?
- Especially, kittens in trees.
- ¶
- You two are just in time
to witness a breakfast miracle.
- Behold! The thing I'm most proud of
in the entire world!
Besides my wonderful children.
- [whooshing] Pancake! - HANK: [gasps]
- Here, let me help you. - Uh-uh-uh!
Leave that kitten in the tree, Phoebe.
Sorry, guys, Z Force ordered us to take a day off.
- But...
- NORA: So, is anyone gonna save us?
- Thunder Man to the rescue!
Mmmm! [chomping]
[muffled] I'm saving their lives.
[chomping]
- ¶
- I don't wanna be at school on my day off, Phoebe.
- [sharp thwack] - Ow!
- Okay, I'll give it five more minutes.
- CROWD: [mixed comments]
- Whoa, the Green Teens are facing off
against the Marine Teens.
- You guys had it last week.
- No. Listen, Bradford promised us the cafeteria,
and we need to get our lobster bros
into some salty H2O.
- [claws snapping]
- Ja, backoffsen.
- But Principal Bradford promised
we could use the cafeteria.
So, you Marine Teens,
make like a rubber tree and bounce.
- How dare you! - CROWD: [mixed comments]
- Fight! Fight! Fight! [laughing]
- Let me guess, Principal Bradford.
You double-booked the cafeteria.
- Actually, I triple-booked it.
Isn't that right, Tambourine Teens?
- [tambourines jingling]
- [laughing]
That's right, I'm a bad boy.
Tell your moms.
Wooooo!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh!
[yelping] - [claws snapping]
- Ohhhhh!
[gasping]
Don't tell your moms about this!
Oh, no! Waaaaaa!
- Wow, who knew not saving people
could be so entertaining?
- ¶
- It's packed. - We might not get a table.
Oh, this one's leaving.
- Ladies, don't leave yet.
The dessert just got here.
[laughing]
Me. I'm the dessert. [laughs]
- Beat it, loser.
- PHOEBE: [laughs]
It's funny 'cause you failed.
- Oh, look, my two favorite people.
- MAX & PHOEBE: What do you want, Wong?
- Oh, the local restaurant blogger is here.
I'm way understaffed and if his service stinks,
he'll give me a bad review.
I'll be ruined.
- Sorry, we'd love to help you,
but we've been forced to take the day off.
- By who?
- Uhhh, by our doctors. - Yes.
- We're very sick.
You might want to keep your distance...
[laughs] forever.
- Hmph! After all I haven't done for you!
[screaming]
- You know what's good about this restaurant?
Nothing! - Oh!
- She just put the splat in Splatburger.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- Oh, no, come back.
- ¶
- You know, I'm actually kinda bummed our day off is over.
- Me, too.
Although I could have done without
your snorty laughs and pointy elbow jabs.
- [laughing] All right.
Well, let's get some sleep, wake up,
and see if we made the Championships.
- ¶
- COLOSSO: Yeeeee-ha!
Happy National Cowboy Day, cowpoke!
- Uh, Colosso, I think that was yesterday.
- Uh, Max, um, for some reason,
I'm wearing the same clothes as yesterday,
and I'm holding this envelope again.
- Hopefully, it's a gift card
for you to get a new outfit.
That one is so last--never!
- I'm having a serious case of deja vu.
- Me, too.
Maybe this one is telling us
if we got into the Championships or not.
- MAN ANNOUNCING: Attention, candidates.
Tomorrow you will find out
if you've made the Z Force Championships.
Superheroes never get days off.
But today, you've earned one.
So, have fun and enjoy yourselves.
That's an order!
- Okay, this has to be a mistake.
I mean, we got this message yesterday.
- Here's a message.
Stop coming down here!
- You two are just in time
to witness a breakfast miracle.
- Phoebe, I think it's still yesterday.
- Behold! The thing I'm most proud of
in the entire world!
Besides my wonderful children.
- [whooshing] Pancake! - HANK: [gasps]
- Yep, definitely yesterday.
- ¶
¶ What you see ¶
¶ Is not what you get ¶
¶ Livin' our lives with a secret ¶
¶ We fit right in ¶
¶ Bet you never guessed ¶
¶ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ¶
¶ Just like all the rest ¶
¶ A picture perfect family ¶
¶ Is what we try to be ¶
¶ Look closer, you might see ¶
¶ The crazy things we do ¶
¶ This isn't make believe ¶
¶ It's our reality ¶
¶ Just your average family ¶
¶ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ¶
¶ Livin' a double life ¶
- ¶
- How is it yesterday again? This is so freaky.
- NORA: So, is anyone gonna save us?
- Thunder Man to the rescue!
Mmmm! [chomping]
- No less freaky
than Dad eating breakfast off his children.
- ¶
- Okay, what about this?
Maybe our family was just playing a practical joke on us.
- [sharp thwack] - Ow!
- I guess he's in on it, too?
And all them.
- CROWD: [mixed comments]
- No, listen, listen, listen.
Bradford promised us the cafeteria
and we need to get our lobster bros
into some salty H2O.
- [claws snapping]
- Ja, backoffsen.
- But Principal Bradford promised...
- If Molly says "Make like a rubber tree and bounce" again,
I am gonna lose it.
- Make like a rubber tree and bounce.
- Max, what is happening?
- I don't know.
- Fight! Fight! Fight! [laughing]
- I'm so scared right now,
I'm barely gonna enjoy this.
- That's right, I'm a bad boy.
Tell your moms.
Wooooo!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh!
[yelping] - [claws snapping]
- Nope, still enjoyed it.
- [claws snapping]
- Ohhhhh!
[gasping]
Don't tell your moms about this!
Oh, no! Waaaaaa!
- ¶
- Okay, here's an idea.
I'm having a bad dream
because I'm anxious about the Z Force Championships.
- Wait, how do we know this isn't my dream?
My dreams are way better than yours.
You two tired?
'Cause you've been runnin' through my mind all day.
[laughs]
- Beat it, loser.
- Told you it was my dream.
- Oh, look, my favorite people.
- We're not helping you
so you can get a good review from that blogger.
- How did you-- - We just know things.
- [screaming]
- You know what's good about this restaurant?
Nothing! - Oh!
- Let's just enjoy this train wreck,
and when I wake up, it'll be tomorrow.
- Come back!
- ¶
- COLOSSO: Yeeeee-ha!
Happy National Cowboy Day, cowpoke!
- It's still yesterday, Max.
- I know, but when we get to tomorrow, it'll be tomorrow.
- COLOSSO: Yeeeee-ha!
Happy National Cowboy Day, cowpoke!
- Still yesterday, Max.
- I know, but tomorrow will definitely be tomorrow.
- Yeeeee-ha!
Happy National Cowboy Day, cowpoke.
- Why is it still yesterday?!
- I don't know!
- [sighing]
- I have no idea what either of you are talking about.
But Phoebe's outfit is dumb.
- You know, maybe it's not a coincidence
that we're stuck reliving the same day,
the day before the Z Force Championships.
- Why this day, though?
Why can't it be the day
you got your braces caught in that fence?
- Hey, that is not funny.
It took them three hours to cut me loose.
Z Force must be doing this for a reason.
Maybe we should call President Kickbutt for help.
- Well, why would the Z Force mess with us,
unless it was some kind of test?
- Ooh, I like tests.
- I know you do.
But if it was a test,
then asking for help would be like cheating,
and you don't cheat.
Do you, Phoebe? - No way.
I'd rather practice kissing that fence again.
- I knew that's what you were doing!
- Yeah, yeah, okay, let's stay on track here.
If this is a Z Force test, how do we pass it?
- Well...they said to enjoy your day off.
Maybe they just want us to have the most fun day ever.
- Max, it's called the Z Force,
not the Whee Force!
- Well, it was a direct order,
and the only thing you like more than a test
is a direct order.
- All right, fine.
If having fun will end this day,
then fun we shall have!
- Pancake! - HANK: [gasps]
- ¶
- Hey! - Ahhhh!
- ¶
- Oh! Oh!
Ah!
- [claws snapping]
- ¶
- Ohhh...
- What is up, Splatburger? - [dance music playing]
- Who's ready for a dance party?
- I am not!
- Come on, everybody, get up! Let's go!
Yeah, off your butts!
¶ Everybody say hey ¶
- ¶ Hey ¶
- ¶ Everybody say ho ¶
- ¶ Ho ¶
- Everybody say get out
before I hit you with this broom!
- ¶ Get out before I hit you with-- ¶
Oh, wait, she's serious. Run!
- MRS. WONG: Ahhhhhh!
- [sighing] Now that was a day off.
Getting hit with that broom was so worth it.
- Don't forget about riding an elephant at the zoo,
riding a rhino at the zoo...
[laughs] getting kicked out of the zoo.
Good times.
- We've achieved maximum fun,
and now that we've aced the Z Force test,
when we wake up, tomorrow will finally be tomorrow.
- ¶
- COLOSSO: Yeeeee-ha!
Happy National Cowboy Day, cowpoke!
- [sighing]
Why isn't this day over?
- Why don't I hit you with a lasso,
dearie?
[chuckling]
- I don't get it.
We had the most fun a person could possibly have
in one day and it didn't help.
We must be interpreting the Z Force message the wrong way.
- Well, it's pretty clear, Phoebe.
It said, go have fun and enjoy yourself.
Let's go back to that zoo,
and this time, we both get in the kangaroo's pouch.
- Wait, that message also said
superheroes never take days off.
[gasping] Oh, no!
What if we've been following the wrong direct order?
[wheezing]
- Just breathe, nerd.
- No, Max, I think the Z Force wants us to prove to them
that we know a true superhero never takes a vacation day.
I think we're supposed to be saving people.
- Mmmm. My plan is kangaroos.
Fine, we'll do your thing.
- You two are just in time
to witness a breakfast miracle.
- Behold! The thing I'm most proud of
in the entire world!
Besides my wonderful children.
- [whooshing] Pancake! - HANK: [gasps]
- BILLY: Cool! Flying breakfast.
- Yeah, it'd be even cooler if we could eat it.
- Whoa, that was close.
- Yeah, it's almost like you two
knew that was gonna happen.
- Yeah, it's 'cause we did.
- Yeah, you see, we're caught in a time loop,
and we keep repeating the same day over and over again.
- Oh, you kids. So creative.
- CROWD: [mixed comments]
- Okay, first, we're gonna make peace
between these two angry clubs.
And then, if they don't fight,
Bradford won't do his weird bad boy dance
into the lobsters and everybody's saved.
- That's too bad.
I do enjoy watching Bradford become lobster food.
- Yeah, that's gonna be a tough one.
Anyway, showtime.
- CROWD: [mixed comments]
- Guys!
Listen, there has to be a more calm way to resolve this.
- It's too late, Phoebe.
The Wolfgang is out of the cage.
- [speaking German]
- What? - Hey.
- Okay, I guess the only way to resolve this mess
is for one of us to spend the next few weeks learning German.
Not it! - Oh!
- It's too late, Phoebe. The Wolfgang's out of the cage.
- [speaking German]
- Wolfgang! [speaking German]
- You speak German then?
- [speaking German] Green Teens.
[speaking German]
Also, Bradford.
- [laughing]
Also, Bradford. [laughing]
- Bradford what?
What did you say about me?
I will expel everybody!
- Hey, man, what did Phoebe say about the Green Teens?
- Wolfgang.
- Oh, dude, she's right.
The Marine Teens, the Green Teens,
and the Tambourine Teens
should just share the cafeteria.
- CROWD: [laughing, chattering]
- PRINCIPAL BRADFORD: [groaning]
You take the fun out of everything, Phoebe Thunderman.
- And don't you forget it!
- Do you realize what you just said?
- Yes, and I immediately regret it.
- ¶
- Party of two, right this way.
Uh, the special today is the tube tartare.
- Thank you and have a splatacular day.
- Here, Mrs. Wong, let me take that for you.
- Oh.
- If you want a good review, give this to the blogger,
and for once in your life, be nice.
- Hi!
I am nice.
- Brava, Lady Wong.
Your restaurant is quite impressive.
Expect a glowing review and my phone number.
- MRS. WONG: Ohhhh...
- Well, we made every possible save we could.
- Yeah, it was a good day's work--
a day that is about to end.
- COLOSSO: Yeeeee-ha!
Happy National Cowboy Day, cowpoke!
- Ohhhhh... [stamping feet]
I really thought making all those saves would work.
Are we just gonna relive this horrible day
for the rest of our lives?
- Yeesh, what a drama queen.
- You know what? I'm calling the Hero League.
It's time to get help. - No!
- Max, give me my phone back. Let me put an end to this.
- I can't, Phoebe. - Why not?
- Because, I want us to figure this out ourselves.
We're superheroes. We should be able to fix this.
- But-- - No buts.
Buts are for quitters and sitters.
- Okay, now you're just being weird.
But if this is what you really want, then fine.
- It is.
Now go upstairs and have some of dad's freakish pancake
that he loves more than us.
I'll be up there in a minute.
Oh, it's getting harder
to keep you a secret, repeat clock.
- Repeat clock?
It's not the Z Force
making us live this day over and over.
It's you!
- ¶ Drama-a-a-a! ¶
- A repeat clock, Max?
Why would you invent something
that makes us repeat the same day over and over again?
- Wait, how long have I been in this cowboy outfit?
- You shouldn't ask me. You don't wanna know.
- You couldn't use that thing when I was dressed up
for National Ellen DeGeneres Day?
- Okay, hello? We have a bigger problem here.
Max, explain yourself.
- Yes, I have been making us repeat today.
But I have a good reason.
- Great. Let's hear it.
- It's kind of a big deal.
You might wanna sit down for this.
- Better be good.
- Okay. [sighs]
Here goes.
- Max, get back here!
Max!
- Max, you're just in time...
- HANK: [gasps]
Oh, no, my pancake!
- My breakfast! - My turn to yell something!
- ¶
- So, you Marine Teens,
make like a rubber tree and bounce.
- Hey, everybody, Phoebe's right behind me
and she's giving away $20 bills.
- CROWD: [mixed comments]
- We want our $20.
- What? I don't have your $20.
Where's Max?
- Wolfgang.
- [speaking German]
- [gasping] Wolfgang!
- [speaking German]
Also, Bradford.
- [laughing] Also, Bradford.
- CROWD: [laughing]
- Put a schnitzel in it!
- CROWD: [laughing]
- Ladies, are you from Tennessee?
'Cause you're the only tens I see.
I thought the 90th time would be the charm.
Hey! [powers whooshing]
- Oh, look, my two favorite people.
- MAX & PHOEBE: Can it, Wong!
- Give me that clock.
- Oh, you wanna fight, Max?
I'll give you a fight.
- [dramatic music]
- MAX & PHOEBE: [grunts of combat]
- ¶
- Give it up, Max! It's over!
- I'll never give up! [grunts]
- MRS. WONG: [gasps]
- [dishes & objects clattering]
- Time to go!
- ¶
- Hi, Max. - [gasps]
How'd you get here before me?
- While I was learning German at the community college,
I also got certified in speed walking.
It's over, Max. [powers whooshing]
- But...
Phoebe, don't, please!
- Why not?
Why won't you let tomorrow happen?
I want the truth this time.
- Because...
I'm scared. Okay?
I'm not ready for tomorrow to be here yet.
What if we don't make it to the Z Force Championships?
- We'll figure it out. [powers whooshing]
- It's not that easy for me.
I've never worked this hard at anything in my life,
including being evil.
If I fail, what then?
- We're not gonna fail. - You don't know that.
- Max, look at everything you've already done,
and how much you've already accomplished.
You're...
We're a great team, okay?
We can't let the fear of getting bad news
keep us from moving forward.
- I guess you're right.
I am pretty great.
Do what you have to do.
- [powers whooshing]
[breathing fiery air] - [clock sizzling]
- What you doin'?
- Oh, hi. [laughs]
Um, messing with the time/space continuum,
could have ended the world, but, uh, hey...
dodged that bullet.
- ¶
- COLOSSO: Yeeeee-ha!
Happy National Cowboy Day, cowpoke!
- What?
- Just kidding.
Happy Ellen DeGeneres Day!
- Max! Max, it's finally tomorrow!
- It sure is.
Which means it's time to Ellen dance.
- [lively dance music]
- Yeah! Hello! Nya!
- MAX & PHOEBE: Stop it!
- [music stops] - Okay.
Even I feel uncomfortable.
- Thanks for yesterday, Phoebs.
I mean, the last one. - PHOEBE: [laughs]
- I'm ready for whatever the Z Force has to tell us.
- Oh, yeah, the Z Force.
Well, now I'm freaking out. I mean, you were right.
This is the biggest day of our lives.
Everything we've ever done is riding on this.
I can't be down here.
What if President Kickbutt calls?
What if we missed her call? We can't miss her call!
All our hard work gone, vanished...[speaking German]
- Ugh! This already feels like the longest day ever.
- [laughs] Trust me, I've had longer.
- ¶