- More salad, Phoebe?
Phoebe?
- [cell phone rings] - Phoebe.
- Hello?
- Mom wants to know if you want more salad.
- Why didn't she just ask me?
Sorry... I was just chirping my friends on Chirper.
- Phoebs, you're confusing Mom.
- No, she's not--I chirp my friends all the time.
We're all, like, "Chirp, chirp, girlfriend!"
- See, Mom, Chirper is a social networking site.
Let me back up-- this is a cell phone.
- [car horn honks]
- Hey, I know that honk!
The Thundervan! - NORA: Cool!
- Yup, got this old crime-fighting machine
out of storage from Metroburg. - Oh, yeah?
Your father and I chirped up a lot of memories
in this swag wagon.
- Mom... don't.
- I gave this baby a new security system,
and so the non-supe's think it's a normal van,
I got a state-of -the-art cloaking device.
[chuckles]
Huh?
- Wow, Dad... where'd the Thundervan go?
- Come on, let's go for a ride.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
the Thundervan is full of dangerous weapons and gadgets.
- Yeahhhh! - Nooooo!
This van is off-limits to you kids.
I only brought it home so Phoebe could start
her next level of superhero training.
- Wait, for real?
I thought Thundervan training started next year.
- Hero University is offering an early admissions test.
If you ace it, you could be a full supe
before Max can grow a mustache.
- Hey, Max-stache is coming in.
- Just think Phoebe, you could drop the normal teen act
and be who you were born to be.
- I'll tell you where I was born to be--
in the driver's seat of that meat wagon.
- Give me the keys, Hank-yo.
- Unh-unh... once you're over your evil phase,
then we'll talk. - It's not a phase!
- Then we're done talking.
- Oh, you just got chirped, son.
Wh-what!
- Barb, don't.
- *
- WOMAN: * What you see is not what you get *
* Living our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in, bet you never guessed *
* Living our lives just like all the rest *
* A picture-perfect family is what we try to be *
* Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do *
* This isn't make-believe, it's our reality *
* Just your average family trying to be normal *
* And stay out of trouble
* Living a double life
- Are we still training or is Nora having a play date?
- [scoffs] You don't train in the Thundervan
until you first practice here in our...
- ...play date.
- Here, follow along in the manual.
- [thud]
- We'll work on the balance later.
But first, this is your driver's seat
and these are your navigation controls.
- [toys squeaking] - [laughing]
Continue.
- Your high-tech crime-fighting center is in the back.
Now to go from the front to the back quickly, you swivel.
- Got it--swivel. - Yeah, swivel!
Faster... swivel. - Swivel!
- Sorry to interrupt your play date...
- [cell phone chirping]
- ...but Phoebe's phone is going crazy.
She's getting chirped on the chirper.
I mean, hash tag, am I right?
- Mom, don't.
Ooh, uh, Cherry's mom is driving all our friends
to the midnight show of "Last Teen Mission to Space Part II."
Can I go? - At midnight tonight?
No way! - I know, right?
- No, I mean, "No way."
- But Dad, my friends and I have seen
"Last Teen Mission to Space Part I" like a million times.
I can't miss Part II-- everyone I know is going.
- Aww, she's got a point, Hank.
- But if you stay out late tonight,
you'll be too exhausted to train tomorrow.
- He's got a point, Phoebe.
Not helping... got it.
- Your early admissions test is in a week.
- Wait, a week... that's so soon!
- If you don't know your superhero vehicle
inside and out, you'll fail.
You don't want to fail, do you?
- Course not... that's Max's thing.
- Exactly... that's why you're not going.
You've been preparing for this your whole life.
So you miss the movie tonight.
Someday they'll make a movie about you.
- Long as it's not a flop like somebody's movie.
- Hey, "Thunderpants the Musical"
paid for this house.
- All right, fine, I'll stay home and study.
Where'd that Thundervan manual go?
- Max, stop learning.
- It was worth it just to hear you say that.
- I'll take that.
Whoa! [thud]
- Hope that's in your movie.
- Please take me with you, Max.
I would do anything for a joyride in the Thundervan.
- No can do, Colosso, but I got you this guy
to keep you company.
- A stuffed bear?
What am I, a child?
- No, you whine way more than a child.
- [whining] I do not!
- You'll be fine-- just use your imagination.
- Fine.
I'll imagine you care.
Like I'm gonna play with some toy.
Hmm...
Okay, I'm intrepid explorer Colosso Beauregard,
and you're my faithful sidekick Teddy Stuffington.
Today we conquer Mt. Everest!
- [dramatic music]
- No, I love you more!
- Why do I have parents who enjoy each other's company?
Just go to bed already!
- You know, I should probably take out the trash.
- You're going outside like that?
- Yeah, I'll be so fast no one's gonna see me.
Time me!
Like a human cheetah!
How'd I do?
- Super fast, baby.
- Yes!
- Finally.
- [spy music]
- [keypad beeping]
- Max? - [screams]
- What are you doing in here? - Shhh!
- Why are you shushing me-- the van is soundproof.
- Oh, well, in that case, get out!
Taking it on a joyride.
-You get out-- I'm trying to study.
How did you even get in here?
- I spent the last hour hacking into Dad's computer
to get his password. - BOTH: Hamburger.
- How'd you know? - I've met him.
- Well, since we're both here,
let's take this baby to Medieval Munchies--
Friday's 2-for-1 turkey leg night.
- No, I'm trying to study this manual.
- Fine, okay, I'll quiz ya.
All right, so where is...
hyperspeed button? - PHOEBE: Uh, there.
- MAX: Rocket mode button? - PHOEBE: There.
- Button that turns on the van?
- Nice try.
- Oh, so you don't know where it is.
- I'm not falling for that.
- Phoebe, it's okay to not know everything about the van.
- It's right there! - [car starts]
- Max!
- Autopilot, take us to Medieval Munchies.
- Well, Teddy, we're halfway up the mountain.
Which way next, my faithful sidekick?
What do you mean you lost the map?
You fool, you stranded us.
Arghhhhh!!!
- MAN: [in English accent] Two Henry VIIIs
and two Black Death Coolers.
Thank ye--cometh again.
- Thank you.
- Autopilot, driveth.
Let us hoist our medieval munchies.
- [cell phone chirping]
- Could I not hear a dying bird
while I eat my turkey leg?
- It's just my friends chirping about the movie.
- Space Teens?
Phoebe, you're in a super-powered van on a joyride.
This is a lot more fun.
- But it's not a joyride-- it's a pre-training session.
- Whatever you call it, it's a blast.
- What happened to my turkey leg?
- [loud belch]
- Something tells me that burp comes with a bow.
Autopilot, pull over.
- [loud belch]
Excuse me.
- What are you two doing in here?
- Playing where we're not supposed to.
It's how we do!
- Who told you Dad's password was hamburger?
- The grease stains on his T-shirt.
- Okay, well, we gotta get you guys back home.
- No! We don't want to go home yet!
- Yeah, I haven't finished my joyride.
- We're gonna get busted.
- No, we're not! - We're not gonna get busted.
- [shouting over each other]
- Guys! Guys!
- [alarm sounding]
- What did you do?
Everyone was all stressed out,
so I pushed the de-stress button.
- De-stress? - BILLY: Uh-huh.
- That says "Distress"...
as in send out an alert saying, "Hey, world,
"We're a bunch of kids in a van who shouldn't be in a van!"
- So I should stop pushing it?
- Hank...
- I thought I heard a burglar.
- In the refrigerator?
Look it's the Thundervan's distress signal.
- HANK: It's gone!
I bet one of my enemies followed me home from Metroburg
and stole it.
But how did he figure out my foolproof password?
- You mean "hamburger"? - [sputtering]
Well, that evil genius is in for the ride of his life,
thanks to my advanced security system.
- MALE VOICE: Intruder Lockdown Mode activated.
- I swear I didn't push anything.
- ALL: [screaming]
- MALE VOICE: Five, four...
- Everybody buckle up! - MALE VOICE: Three, two, one...
- [rushing sound]
- It's hyperspeed!
- [slowly] G-force selfies!
Ugh!
We're at the bottom of the ocean.
- Is everyone okay? - No,
[screaming] 'cause we're at the bottom of the ocean!
- We've pushed every button.
Nothing's getting us out of here!
- MALE VOICE: Two minutes of oxygen remaining.
- We're running out of air!
- Just calm down, everybody.
Take deep breaths.
- [inhales deeply]
- There's gotta be some way to turn off Intruder Lockdown Mode.
Uh, let's see... aha!
Chapter 75. - Yeah, yeah, right there.
- "Chapter removed in case you are an intruder."
Uh, "Please see Chapter 76, 'Sucks to be you.'"
We really are stuck down here.
- Or not!
- [chuckling] - You're having a good old time
pushing buttons, aren't you, Hank?
-Whoever's in the van deserves this.
- All you've done is bring it back into the driveway.
- Yes, but thanks to this simulator,
the thief thinks he was at the bottom of the ocean,
and now... [chuckles]
he thinks he's riding at hyperspeed.
- ALL: [screaming]
- [chuckling] - Hank, shh!
You'll wake the kids. - Oh, you're right.
We don't want to wake our little angels...
or Max.
- [keypad beeping] - [chuckling]
All right, and now, thanks to my new cameras,
we are gonna see who's inside.
- [alarm beeping] - "Audio and video unavailable"!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not good.
All right, better call Tech Support.
- Can I pretend to send him somewhere?
- Yep, just be quick.
Hello, this is Thunderman.
I'm having a problem--
oh--uh--yeah, uh, sure.
I'll do it.
Thunderman, away!
I would love to do it for your boss.
I can't say no to a fan-- I'm all he has.
- Ooh, this one looks scary.
- Well... at least we're probably not
at the bottom of the ocean anymore.
- Right, Max... we're inside a boiling volcano.
Much better.
- Yeah, Max, thanks for the joyride.
- Oh, and the turkey leg.
It really hit the spot.
- We were just fine hiding in the back
while Phoebe was studying.
- Hey, you guys remember
when Billy hit the Distress button?
- Don't you dare bring this back to me!
- COLOSSO: "This will be my final journal entry.
"Morale is low.
"Rations are lower.
"I've come to accept the inevitable.
Tonight I eat Teddy."
Oh, what's that, Teddy?
Oh, I'm just jotting down a recipe for breakfast.
Well, get some sleep.
I'll take the first watch.
[sinister laugh]
- Okay, guys, there's good news and bad news.
The bad news is it's only a matter of time
before the lava melts through the van.
- What's the good news? - I don't have any.
Didn't think I'd live long enough to finish the sentence.
- What are we supposed to do?
As long as the van is in lockdown, we're...
trapped.
- This can't be it.
I haven't conquered the world yet.
And I was so close!
Seriously, you guys have no idea.
- What about me?
I haven't finished reading Phoebe's diary.
- Nora!
- And I haven't finished learning how to read.
De-stress? Who am I kidding?
- What are we worried about?
Phoebe's gonna save us!
- Yeah, she's going to be the best superhero ever.
- I'm not so sure about that, guys.
- Phoebe, they're right, okay?
You might as well be a full supe already.
You train like crazy. - Yeah,
and you were in here studying when this whole thing started.
- Yeah, Phoebe-- - ALL: [talking over each other]
- You are gonna save us! - You guys, stop!
I wasn't studying.
I was in the Thundervan 'cause I was gonna take it
to sneak out and meet my friends.
- ALL: [gasp]
Shocked selfie!
- Ohh, no, thank you, Kevin.
Thunderman, good-bye!
All right, they rebooted the surveillance system.
Now let's see the criminal mastermind who stole our van!
- BARB: Those are our criminal masterminds!
- [on TV] I was gonna take the Thundervan
and go to the movies without Mom and Dad knowing.
- She what?
- I know I was supposed to study tonight, but...
when I got that message from my friends,
all I really wanted was to skip training
and go have fun with them.
- Phoebe, that is so irresponsible.
I'm so proud of you.
- Yeah, well, Mom and Dad won't be.
I can't help it.
I really like being a normal girl.
- Is she saying she wants to blow off being a superhero?
- [on TV] I'm not saying I want to blow off being a superhero.
I just don't want to go to Hero University right now.
I want to go to prom and school plays
and football games.
Isn't that why we moved to Hiddenville in the first place?
- Yes, it is, baby, yes it is!
Hank, get them out of there!
- [keypad beeps]
- [alarms sounding]
- Not again!
Please, Thundervan gods,
take us to a puppy farm!
- MALE VOICE: Intruder Lockdown Mode deactivated.
- [yelling] It's horrible!
It's worse than I could have possibly imagined!
[normal voice] Oh, I live here.
- We're home.
Oh, my gosh, you guys, we're home.
Wait, how are we home?
- We're sorry, kids--the whole thing was a simulation.
We thought the van had been stolen by some evil mastermind.
- Well, technically you weren't too far off.
- Let's get out of here!
- [electric buzzing]
- PHOEBE: Billy!
- MALE VOICE: Rocket Mode activated.
- Uh-oh.
- [air hissing]
- It's in Rocket Mode.
They're about to blast off... for real.
- Blast off to where?
- I don't know!
- [on TV] Kids, do whatever you can to get out of there.
This is not a simulation.
We're trying to--
- I got it--the manual!
[yelling] I don't want to get blasted into space!
[panting]
This isn't working!
- Space--space... that's it!
Max, when everyone was trapped in an enemy ship
in "Last Teen Mission to Space Part I,"
they escaped by ripping a hole in the floor.
- Spoiler alert!
- No, Billy, we might be able to melt a hole in the floor
and get out of here.
- Barb, use your electricity!
- Hank, I can't-- the van's metal.
- Just do it!
[voice wobbling] Ahh, stop doing it!
- How would we do that?
The melting point of the van's 2,000 degrees.
- Okay, well, maybe if Billy super-shuffles his feet
and Nora concentrates her lasers
while you and I combine our heat breath,
it might be hot enough to melt the van.
What do you think? - [laser blasting]
- Just waiting for you, blabby.
- MALE VOICE: Blastoff in five, four, three, two, one...
- [action music]
- My babies, they're... - Right there?
Thank goodness! - BARB: I love you guys!
- NORA: Phoebe saved us! - It was so intense!
- Listen, Phoebe, I heard everything you said in there
about Hero University.
- Are you disappointed that I don't want to take
the early admissions test? - A little,
but I'll always be more disappointed in Max.
- BOTH: Aww, thanks, Dad!
- Hey, looks like the Thundervan
is just gonna crash into the ocean.
- Oh no, I left my bow in there!
- [sighs] Thunderman, away!
- Oh, wait, heh... here it is.
- Honey, I know you want to take a break from training,
but there's one last feature of the Thundervan
I want to show you.
Juuust push that button.
[chuckles]
Perfect hamburgers!
- Everybody grab a password!
- Good call on the drive-in, Dad.
- Bad call on the movie, Phoebe.
- What?
"Last Teen Mission to Space Part II"
is totes cool.
- Not bad, Mom.
- Yeah, well, I am groovetastic.
Ooh, Barb in the house--
Oh!
- And we're back to don't.
- *