- Cherry, Kelsey, I asked my parents if I could go
to the new dance club this week with you guys.
And at first they weren't sure, but then they said yeah.
- ALL: Yeah.
- Hey!
No squealing in the halls.
- Sorry, Principal Bradford.
We're just really excited because our parents
are letting us go to that new teen dance club this weekend.
- It's called club--
- ALL: * Ooh Ooh
- [laughs]
Oops, I must be wearing my talk-to-me face.
Don't talk to me.
- I can't wait.
Our first real dance club.
- Can I get celebratory girlfriends?
- ALL: * Girlfriends
- You look happy.
What did you do?
- You know me, Phoebs, always trying to spice up
someone's day.
- Woooo!
Hot, hot, hot!
This chimichanga's stuffed with fire!
- Jalapeno.
- Hot sauce fountain.
[crying]
- Who would do such a thing?
- Who put superglue on the hot sauce fountain?
- You again, girlfriend?
- You got it.
Quick, get some water from the bathroom?
- [mariachi band playing]
- * What you see is not what you get *
* Living our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in, bet you'd never guess *
* Because we're living our lives just like all the rest *
* A picture-perfect family is what we try to be *
* But closer you might see the crazy things we do *
* This isn't make-believe
* It's our reality
* Just your average family trying to be normal *
* And stay out of trouble
* Living a double life *
Remember, there are no small pranks, only small people.
Hey--hey, Principal Bradford, I was just talking about ya.
- I used to be able to talk.
- "Public school enemy number one, Max Thunderman."
Hmm, hard work does pay off.
- I know you did this, Max.
I don't have proof, but I promise you I'll find it
before the blisters on my throat heal.
- Whoa, nerd wall.
Can you guys move?
Meant away from me.
- That prank you pulled on the principal was amazing.
The whole school's talking about it.
- Ah, so you're fans, huh?
Who do I make this out to?
- It's Tom.
- There you go, Tim.
- You hear that, guys, I'm Tim now?
- Mr. Prank King, wait.
- We were wondering if you could teach us your pranky ways.
- Guys, pranking isn't something you can learn.
You either got it--
- We'll pay you.
- --or you got money.
- We'll do whatever you say.
- Hmm, I will need minions if I'm gonna take over
the world someday.
- You mean the school?
- Yeah, that.
All right, let's get started.
Right after we get this smudge off Lionel's shirt.
- We just started, didn't we?
- Yep.
- Look who it is?
My favorite people.
- Are there two Channing Tatum's behind us?
- Yeah, I think she means us, but I'm gonna check anyway.
- I can't wait for this weekend.
Thank you so much for letting me go to Club Ooh Ooh.
- Uh, you've been doing a great job with school, you deserve
to dance the night away at Club Ew-ew.
- No, Hank, it's Oooh-ooh.
- Oahhh, oahhh.
- Oah. - Boh.
- Stop that.
- Anyway, my friends and I are so excited.
We're getting our hair done, getting our nails done.
- Getting our chores done.
- Oh, yeah, not a problem.
- Before you go to the club.
- Uh, yeah, that's a problem.
- Phoebe, your choirs have been piling up,
and you promised you'd do them.
- But there's a bazillion things on here.
I won't have time to get clubbed up with my friends.
- Oh, welcome to Club Not Our Problem.
Here's your VIP pass.
- All right, if I just don't sleep and have breakfast
in the shower, I can get this done before the weekend.
Double sided?
- COMPUTER: Alert, alert.
Max and non-supes approaching.
- Check it out, Tom, that girl you stare at in math is here.
- Shut up, Lionel.
- Hey, I said no dweeb chatter.
Now get downstairs.
- What are those guys doing here?
- They're my new minions.
I'm going to mold them in my image and take over the world.
Or at least buy cool stuff with their money.
- How does he get minions?
I'm the one with choirs.
I want minions.
- BILLY: I'm gonna get you, Nora.
- NORA: Ah.
- Hello, minions.
- You'll never catch me.
- You were saying.
- Billy, Nora, how would you guys like to get
real superhero training?
- Really?
- I could use it.
Billy just outsmarted me.
Billy.
- It'll be great.
When I was your age, dad used some pretty fun exercises
to make me a better superhero.
What are you guys, like six and eight?
- We're 9 and 11.
- Wow, you guys are way behind.
- I don't wanna fall behind.
Train me first.
- No, me first!
- Easy, minions--I mean, students.
You guys can train together.
It'll be a lot more work for me, but you guys are worth it.
- Max-imize yourself.
Only way to become the best prankster you can be is
to stop being you and become me!
Any questions so far?
- Um, sir, why do you wear a microphone
when you're right next to us?
- [echoes] Impact!
- [feedback buzzes]
- All right, MAX.
M--mindlessly heed Max.
A--aspire to be Max.
X--exactly like Max.
- Exactly begins with an E.
- I said "mindlessly heed Max"!
All right, we'll start prank lessons tomorrow,
but first homework.
- Yes!
- Tonight, you'll all have to watch my DVD
"Pranky Max Thunderman, You're Welcome."
You owe me $12.95 each.
- We gave you all our cash.
- Do you take credit cards?
- Yes.
But I don't give them back.
- Behold my superhero training dojo.
- That's weird, because dad calls this the yard.
- It's actually the location for our level one training.
- BOTH: Oh.
- Now today we'll be battling the hedges
and imprisoning the leaves.
Here are your weapons.
- Cool, giant scissors.
Can't wait to run with these babies.
- And we're switching.
- Aren't these just garden tools?
- Ah, maybe to the untrained eye.
But to an advanced superhero, they're what I said earlier.
You do wanna be an advanced superhero, don't you?
- I do.
- Me, too.
- Okay, now these will help with your hand-eye coordination.
And this will help with your strength and rake-icity.
- I'm gonna rake this city clean.
- All right, you guys keep training.
I gotta get to the nail salon--library,
to plan your next lesson.
Quick, the leaves are escaping!
- [bell rings]
- All right, come on, guys.
Okay, Tom, when Bradford comes around that corner--
- Hold on, you didn't say we were pranking the principal.
- Lionel, if you wanna be the best,
you gotta take on the top dog.
Or if you want to quit, that's fine, too.
Just gotta pay the quitting fee.
- No, no, I'm not quitting.
I can't afford to quit.
- Now that's the right attitude.
Tom, got your pie, let him have it.
- Let him have it.
Got it.
Principal Bradford, here you go.
- Thanks.
- I nailed him.
His appetite's so ruined for dinner.
- Tom?
- Yeah?
- Oh, now I get it.
- Guys, we're gonna work on this all day
until you get it right.
Guy, we've worked all day, and you haven't gotten
anything right!
Hey, better hope this prank works, because
I'm out of patience and you're out of money.
- We promise, it'll work.
- [bell rings]
- We did everything you said.
- Here they come.
Prank positions.
- [screaming]
- Nice job, guys.
You make me smirk.
Now come on, smirk with me.
Ugh, you've ruined smirking for me.
Take a lap.
Let's go, come on!
- [whistle blows]
- Hey, guys.
- Whoa, Phoebe, great job with the backyard.
- Yeah, the car's washed, you went shopping.
It's like you have six hands.
- Well, I don't, that's impossible.
Stop saying that.
- Well, whatever you're doing, keep it up
and you'll be able to go to Club Ooh Ooh.
- Ah.
- I've been practicing.
- Hey, Phoebe, did you remember to clean our bathrooms?
- Looks like I did.
[sighs]
Geez, the couch is messy.
I'll throw that one in for free.
- Why can't Max be more like her?
- I know, right.
- What was that?
- A surprise attack.
You guys did great.
Your training's totally paying off.
- Like you said, if we can handle dad's bathroom,
we can handle any evil.
- We saw things, Phoebe.
- Tell me everything outside.
Okay, maybe not everything.
- Hey, guys.
- Max, what a do?
- Uh, hip slang, cool clothes.
Looks like someone's been watching my DVD.
- You know it, son.
- We watched that DVD-eze for rea-eze.
- The point is, we're all fully Max-imized, bro.
- Fully Max-imized?
No, you can't be fully Max-imized.
Lionel's still got something on his shirt.
Uh, looks like the training wheels have come off.
- We learned from the best.
Now just sit here in the chair of honor and enjoy
the new prank we've been working on.
- Nice chair.
So where's this prank?
- You're sitting in it, top dog.
- What's that now?
Minions, no.
Heed Max and command thee.
You're going to regret this.
No, no!
Don't look at me.
- [mariachi music playing]
- Somebody stop this.
No, oh, not the trash.
Not the trash!
- [music stops]
- Students of Hiddenville High,
say hello to your new prank kings.
- [cheering]
- And say goodbye to your old one.
- Don't you dare.
Don't you dare-e-e-e-e!
- [crash]
- Ooh.
- Hey, what part of my DVD did it say to prank me?
- You were the one who said,
"If you wanna be the best, you gotta take on the top dog."
- Maybe you guys don't get it.
You're my minions.
The only way I can reach my goal is by me standing on
each one of your little faces.
- We used to be a minions.
- But now we're manions.
- "Public school enemy number one through three,
"Lionel, Jake and Tom"?
What--what about me?
- You?
[laughs] You used to be somebody.
- Okay, oh.
- These heels we got for the dance club are killing me.
- I've been late to four classes learning
how to walk in these death traps.
- It'll all be worth it when glam walk into the club.
Let's do this, ladies.
Ooh Ooh.
Ow.
- BOTH: Ooh Ooh.
- Ow.
- Ooh ooh, oh!
- You guys are dressed this way because we're about to learn
supe-fu, an ancient form of combat--
- Awesome.
- --that can only be mastered by patiently folding my laundry.
- Double awesome.
- Wait, why can't we just fold our own laundry?
- Because your clothes are too small.
- Yeah.
Get in the game, Nora.
Hi-ya, ya, ya.
Ahhh.
- See, this guy gets it.
All right, I'll be back in a bit.
And when you're done, you can rid my room of grim
and evil with vacuum-fu.
- Billy, is it just me or do they these training exercises
seem strange?
- What seems strange to you about this?
Hi-ya, ya, ya.
Ahhhh.
- Everything.
[sighs]
Seriously, I think Phoebe's using us.
- Stop dissing our sensei and help me supe through
this chore list that fell out of Phoebe's laundry.
- That chore list--give me that.
We haven't been doing superhero training.
We've just been doing her choirs.
- What?
Then this supe-fu belt is a lie.
But it was holding up my pants.
- So I went to a restaurant the other day, and the manager
tells me that they're closed for Christmas.
So I Eastered all over his sidewalk.
- [laugh track plays]
- Thank you.
True story--hey, Max.
Hey, why didn't you take the slide?
- Slides are for prank kings.
My minions overthrew me, Colos, so if I can't even control
three nerds, how am I gonna take over the world?
- Ah, poor kid, come here, let me give ya a hug.
- Thanks, Colos, well I could really use one.
Ah.
Ow!
- Get a grip.
Villains don't quit.
Did I quit when your dad turned me into a bunny?
- You live in a cage and poop on sawdust.
- And who cleans it up?
You.
Now get out there, start acting like a super villain
and make 'em clean up your poop.
- Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm Max Thunderman.
I'm not about to let three dweebs steal my mojo.
- That's my Maxy.
Come on, bring it in.
- [laugh track playing]
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, has-been.
- Yeah, you got me.
Hey, congratulations on being the new prank kings.
- Say it, don't spray it, bro.
- That doesn't make any sense, Tom.
- I know.
I just always wanted to say that.
- You know, it's too bad I never got to pull off
my most epic prank.
I was gonna show this amazing video at Bradford's
special assembly.
- It takes one to know one.
- Be cool, idiot.
- Anyway, I can't wait to see what you guys have planned.
See ya around.
- Oh, Max left his locker open.
- Oh, I'll close it for him.
- You're on thin ice, Tom.
- Let's see what this epic prank's all about.
- Is that who I think it is?
- We're gonna be prank legends.
- Hey, you two, good job with your superhero training.
- We didn't finish our training.
We couldn't reach that cobweb up there.
- Oh, I can get that.
Here.
What's happening!
I can't stop it!
Help your sensei.
What's happening?
- Payback!
- Also laughter.
- Phoebe, what are you doing?
- You could've just unplugged it, Barb.
- You wanna explain this garbage party?
- Well, it's not my fault.
Billy and Nora said they were gonna finish vacuuming my room,
but they set this thing on reverse.
- Why were they vacuuming your room?
- Because they love me?
- Phoebe tricked us into doing all of her chores.
She made laundry fun.
- Phoebe, is this true?
- No, I was helping them.
We were doing superhero training.
- You made us clean dad's toilet.
- I plunged away my innocence.
- Phoebe?
- Okay, fine, I--I didn't have time to get ready
for the dance club and do all my chores, so I got a little help.
But Billy and Nora got their revenge.
So which dress do you like better?
I'm not going to the dance club, am I?
- You'll be too busy cleaning up this room.
- Make it super clean, super teen.
Ooh ooh.
- Ooh ooh.
- BOTH: Ooh ooh, ooh ooh.
- [indistinct chatter]
- All right, all right, calm down, future failures.
If you're here, it's because you're a problem, a troublemaker
or I don't like your face.
Ah.
I'm keeping that.
Now there's been a rash of pranks.
Some were funny, the others were directed at me.
So you're gonna watch this video on obeying authority.
You will start respecting me right now.
Yeah, I've been a musician all my life.
Changing the world one note at a time.
Also do kid's parties.
Love kids.
Wait, wait, what is this?
Stop this, this--this should not be going on.
This first one is called, "Yeah, you know it."
You'll see why.
- [laughing]
- * Yeah, you know it
* Yeah, yeah, you know it
* Yeah, you know it
* Yeah, yeah, you know it
* Oh, yaaaaa *
Stop it!
Stop--
- Gentlemen, see you in the prank hall of fame.
- You're dismissed!
Everybody out!
- Is that who I think it is?
- We're gonna be prank legends.
- If we show this video at the assembly, it'll be so sweet.
- Lionel, Jake and Tom,
you embarrassed our beloved principal.
Not cool, guys.
- It was flat-out mean.
- Yeah, you know it.
- Should've been a hit.
- Hey, you three, get up and apologize to Principal Bradford
while taking a caramel and popcorn shower.
- [laughing]
- [laughs]
Clean it up.
Okay, losers, detention now.
- Not detention.
There's seniors there.
- Please, we'll never prank again.
- I'm sticky and scared.
- So troublemakers, your king is back.
- [applause]
- [mariachi music playing]
- *
- It's really great your parents changed their mind
and let you come!
- Is it?
- Uh, we'll be over there.
- Couldn't you guys have just grounded me like normal parents?
- We're not normal parents.
Everybody, supe-fu.
- *