1 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:10,178 - * 2 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:12,346 - Mom, guess what? 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,448 There is just the cutest new boy at school. 4 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,984 - Ooh, yay, tell me everything. 5 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,419 - He's a rocker. - Oooh. 6 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,721 - He writes the most beautiful lyrics... 7 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,790 - Oooh. - And his name is Oyster. 8 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:24,858 - Okay, you lost me. 9 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:28,862 - Here, listen to these lyrics he wrote for English class. 10 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:31,232 It's called "Goodbye Mikaila." 11 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:32,733 [clears throat] 12 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,368 "I shed tears on your neck 13 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,869 "As we say goodbye. 14 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,171 "Don't know how I'll go on without you, 15 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:40,641 but I'll try." 16 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,544 - I'm sorry, his name is Oyster? 17 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,114 - It's cute. Get over it. 18 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:47,881 Wish he'd write a song about me. 19 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:49,717 If only I knew someone who could introduce me to him. 20 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:52,786 - Hey, guys, this is Oyster. 21 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,054 - Whaddup? 22 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,123 - Hi! 23 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,257 I mean, yo! 24 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,858 I mean, hey! 25 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,460 - Here, Phoebe, have a brownie. 26 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,163 Uh, what she was trying to say 27 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:05,733 is welcome to our home, Oyster. 28 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,901 - Thanks, and fair warning... 29 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,437 we're gonna rock it to its foundation. 30 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:10,704 - Yeah, we started a band with a group of guys 31 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,174 a couple of days ago and our first gig's this weekend. 32 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,144 Yeah, that's right. I'm giggin'! 33 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:19,213 - Yeah? Well, I gigged back in my day. 34 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:22,049 I had a band called Barb Jovial. 35 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,252 Show ya a little taste of my moves. 36 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:26,754 * Ba da da da dang 37 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,225 - Dude, if we don't go and rehearse hard, 38 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,394 that's how embarrassing we'll look. 39 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:34,862 - Nice, uh... Nice meeting you. 40 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,364 - Oh. 41 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,766 - Um, okay, bye! I mean, I'll see ya! 42 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:41,302 I mean, Aloha, which is hi and goodbye! 43 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,036 Mom! 44 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:44,805 Where were you with that brownie? 45 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,974 You let me get to Aloha. 46 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,911 - * 47 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,346 * What you see 48 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,881 * Is not what you get 49 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:57,017 * Livin' our lives with a secret * 50 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:58,486 * We fit right in 51 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,321 * Bet you'd never guessed 52 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:01,689 * 'Cause we're livin' our lives * 53 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,657 * Just like all the rest 54 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,359 * A picture perfect family * 55 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,195 * Is what we try to be 56 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:08,596 * Look closer, you might see * 57 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,598 * The crazy things we do 58 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:11,999 * This isn't make believe * 59 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:13,634 * It's our reality 60 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,203 * Just your average family 61 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:18,506 * Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble * 62 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:21,475 * Livin' a double life 63 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:29,350 - I can't have a singing rabbit in my lair. 64 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,252 It was hard enough explaining your wig. 65 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:34,255 - Wig? Oh, how dare you. 66 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:36,357 This is my real hair. 67 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,826 - Oh, ho, the band needs fuel. 68 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,329 I'll take those. - Oh! 69 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,264 No, I wanna bring 'em down. 70 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:45,566 I need an Oyster do-over. 71 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,235 - No way. 72 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,737 I cannot have you interrupting the Max-Eyed Peas. 73 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,340 We're workin' on a band name, okay? 74 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,280 - Look, not that you would even care, 75 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,582 but I think Oyster is cute, 76 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,484 and I kinda wanted to talk to him. 77 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,586 - You and Oyster? 78 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,355 The Oyster that's downstairs? 79 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:08,856 Oyster in my band? 80 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,858 - How many Oysters do you know? 81 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:14,094 - Phoebe, Oyster is...is a bad boy. 82 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,363 He's a rocker. 83 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:19,533 He sweats poetry and shreds like a six-armed mutant. 84 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:23,971 - So, I sweat. I shred. 85 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:27,341 - Yo, Max, you got a bottle opener? 86 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,343 Actually, never mind. 87 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,812 - [lid pops] 88 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,614 - [spits out lid] 89 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,518 - See? Bad boy. 90 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,387 Trust me, Phoebe, you guys... 91 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,589 are not a good match. 92 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,957 - Yeah, well, if that's true, 93 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,560 then how come I can do this? 94 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,396 Ah! Arg! 95 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,864 - FYI. What you're doing isn't bad. 96 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,100 It's just embarrassing. 97 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,374 - I can't believe we're gonna be the only kids 98 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,976 in school whose parents aren't coming to Career Day. 99 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,212 - That's because, if they talk about being superheroes, 100 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:07,981 they might give away that they're superheroes! 101 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,083 - Tonight will be way cool. 102 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,184 My dad's a firefighter 103 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,321 and Chase's mom's a doctor. 104 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,489 What do you parents do, Billy? 105 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,325 - Um, they're retired. 106 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:19,927 It's a fancy word for "lazy." 107 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,595 - So, they just sit around all day, 108 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,731 where our parents are out saving the world? 109 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,333 - My dad saves things. 110 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,800 - Like what? 111 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,802 A spot on the couch for your mom? 112 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,338 [laughing] 113 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,373 Cool parents swap. 114 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,041 - My dad is way cooler than yours. 115 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:36,043 He's a superhero. - Billy! 116 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,045 - Wait, are you serious? 117 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:41,048 - Yeah, he can fly, and he's super strong, 118 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,616 and he has a really tight uniform 119 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:45,185 that he used to look great in. 120 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,720 - Wow! Did you hear that, guys? 121 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:50,624 We're gonna meet a real superhero. 122 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,793 - I just had the craziest dream 123 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,895 that I told everybody Dad was a superhero. 124 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,397 - And I just had a crazy dream 125 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:59,567 where I dragged you out of here by the ear. 126 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,370 - Wake up, Nora, wake up! 127 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:07,207 - [loud rock music] 128 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:13,013 [music stops] 129 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:18,251 - Dudes, we rocked so hard, an angel fell from the sky. 130 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,388 - This is why I joined a band. 131 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,493 - Phoebe, I told you yesterday 132 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,495 not to interrupt my band. 133 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:28,896 And why are you wearing that? 134 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,664 - To prove you wrong. 135 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,132 [clears throat] 136 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,802 Hey, guys, I didn't mean to crash the party. 137 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:37,270 Cool guitar. Whatever. I don't care. 138 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,873 - Thanks. She's my heart and soul. 139 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:40,941 I found her at a yard sale 140 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,844 under a pair of granny panties. 141 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,880 - Oh, I'm caught on your granny panty guitar. 142 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,816 I mean, whatever. I don't care. 143 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,651 - [material rips] - [guitar feedback screeches] 144 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,285 - Ow, my eyes! - [cymbals crashing] 145 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,721 - Whatever. Whatever. 146 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:56,424 - [mic stands clattering] - [drums thudding] 147 00:05:56,457 --> 00:06:00,428 - Oh! Oh! - She's killin' the music. 148 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,895 - Phoebe, get out! 149 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,897 - I'll get out when I want to. 150 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,899 Point me towards the stairs. 151 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:16,477 - Looks like someone's trying too hard. 152 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,446 - Cut it, fur-face. 153 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,680 I just made a fool out of myself, 154 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,949 and now Oyster's never gonna write a song about me. 155 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,651 - I'll write a song about you. 156 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:26,353 * Phoebe you're really creepy * 157 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:29,623 * Ooh! Phoebe you smell like-- * 158 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:34,227 I was gonna say peaches. 159 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,463 - Hey. 160 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,030 Just lookin' to score some paper towels. 161 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,966 - I'm so sorry for ruining your band practice. 162 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,468 - Are you kidding? 163 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,470 That was the most rock 'n roll thing I've ever seen. 164 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:45,372 Max never told me his sister was so sweeches. 165 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:46,874 - Thanks. 166 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,576 I mean, whatever. I don't care. 167 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,178 - [ornaments shattering] 168 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:55,215 - You...you are some kind of thrash goddess. 169 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:56,784 - Yeah, that's me. 170 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,787 I love gettin' my trash on. 171 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,855 - [shelf & objects clatter] 172 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:07,495 - You're blowing my mind! 173 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,497 - Yeah, take that, knickknacks! 174 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,235 - [sniffing] Sloppy Joes. 175 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,571 That's why we chose this school. 176 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,072 - Guys, what's going on? 177 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,941 We've been waiting outside for half an hour. 178 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,242 - Billy, do you wanna tell them 179 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:25,045 that you signed Dad up for Career Day as a superhero? 180 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,980 - No, thank you. 181 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,584 So, who's up for Sloppy Joes? 182 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:31,919 - This guy! 183 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:34,788 - Hank, did you not hear what they just said? 184 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,257 - Joes. Sloppy. Career Day. 185 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:40,293 [gasps] You told everybody I'm a superhero? 186 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,530 - Billy, you know your Dad can't show up here 187 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,064 as Thunderman. 188 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,166 - I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen. 189 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:50,137 So, if you're not gonna spank him, I got this. 190 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,839 - I know it was wrong. 191 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,642 But I just wanted to brag about how great you are. 192 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:57,410 - Well, I am pretty great. 193 00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:00,614 I'll tell you what-- what if I come to Career Day 194 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:04,051 and pretend to be someone even better than Thunderman? 195 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,888 - A flame-juggling Doctor-Astronaut? 196 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,057 - Pick a school based on Sloppy Joes, 197 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,660 that's what ya get. 198 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,563 - I got this scar from stage-diving 199 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,865 off my Mom's mini-van. 200 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:20,568 - That's nothin'. 201 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,737 I got this one from a motocross wipeout. 202 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,172 I just looks like a mosquito bite 203 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,941 that got infected after I scratched it too much. 204 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,177 - Sweeches! 205 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,779 You know, I don't think it was an accident 206 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,381 you got tangled up with my guitar, Phoebe. 207 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,383 I think my guitar chose you. 208 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:39,587 - No, Oyster, I chose you to be in our band-- 209 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:43,591 Maxford and Sons. 210 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:47,194 Phoebe, stop distracting Oyster from his life-long passion-- 211 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,763 the band we created yesterday in gym class. 212 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,832 - Yeah, man, we made an oath and sealed it with sweat 213 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,668 while Gideon tried to do a pull-up. 214 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,437 - Muscles are first sell-outs. 215 00:08:57,605 --> 00:09:00,808 - I can't have a band mate dating my sister. 216 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,610 Are you with us or are you with Phoebe? 217 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,978 - I told you, Max, my guitar's my heart and soul. 218 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,714 - I knew you'd make the right choice. 219 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:07,715 Let's go rehearse. 220 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,617 - You're not hearin' me, bros. 221 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,619 My guitar chose Phoebe. 222 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,954 And so do I. - What? 223 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,956 - Uh, he said his guitar-- - I heard him. 224 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:22,996 - Phoebe, putting this band together 225 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,497 is the coolest thing I've done since we moved here. 226 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:25,999 You can't steal Oyster. 227 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,200 - Well, I guess you shouldn't have said 228 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,368 I wasn't a good match for him. 229 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,070 I want an apology. 230 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,338 - Okay. 231 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,640 I'm sorry... 232 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,008 you look like that. 233 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,443 Phoebe, just go break up with him, 234 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,778 so he can play our gig tomorrow. 235 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,047 - Why? I like him and he likes me. 236 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,382 - No, he likes the bad girl you're pretending to be 237 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,384 which you can't see through all that 238 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,720 eye makeup you never wear. 239 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,256 - I can see fine. 240 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,724 - You're squishing Colosso. 241 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,227 - Yeah, get your jagged elbows off of me! 242 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:58,031 - We're done here. Oyster and I are going out for pizza. 243 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,867 - Phoebe, you two will not last. 244 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,434 - Oh, we will. 245 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:05,072 Oyster already thinks I'm sweet cheese. 246 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:08,475 - It's sweeches! You don't even speak his language. 247 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,479 - [applauding] 248 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,115 - I can't wait to see what job Dad's pretending to have. 249 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,217 He said it's going to be better than a superhero. 250 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:21,254 - I hope so. Morgan's looking extra judgy tonight. 251 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:26,626 - So, in other words, you're a bus driver in the sky. 252 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,695 - HANK: [laughing] 253 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,162 Huh? What do ya think? 254 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,964 I'm an alligator wrestler. 255 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,500 Now your class won't care that I'm not a superhero. 256 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,002 - Yeah, 'cause they'll think 257 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,437 you're the less cool version of that guy. 258 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:40,640 - [growling, snorting] 259 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:45,112 - Shoulda gone with rodeo clown. 260 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,448 Does anyone around here have a boring job? 261 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,985 - Uh, Mr. Thunderman, you're up. 262 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,155 - Can I have a second to collect my lies? 263 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,691 - What? - Nothing. I'm going. 264 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,929 [laughing] Hi, kids. 265 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,064 I am Hank Thunderman, 266 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,900 and I am an honest-to-goodness, real life... 267 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,908 plumber. 268 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,476 - I shoulda known Billy was lying. 269 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:17,878 His dad's not a superhero. 270 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:21,749 - Oh, hey, plumbers are the superheroes of waste management. 271 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,416 We plunge the clogs of evil 272 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,519 and we flush the pipes of injustice! 273 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,089 - Wrap it up, Dad. 274 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,259 - You know what might impress these kids? 275 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,827 If you fix the, uh, 276 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,129 leaky water fountain in the hallway for free. 277 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,798 - Oh, great idea. 278 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,367 Who wants to see me fix the drinking fountain? 279 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,402 - For free! 280 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,538 - You think we're gonna choose you over that? 281 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,574 - [alligator snarling, snapping] 282 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,243 - I sure wouldn't. 283 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:57,184 - * 284 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,952 - Phoebe? 285 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,088 Look at you. - Oh, thank you. 286 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,790 - No, I mean, you look stupid. 287 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,224 [laughing] 288 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,430 - Oh, sorry. My guitar has to sit here. 289 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,799 She always eats with me. 290 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:15,635 - Okay. 291 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:16,970 - It's date night. 292 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,939 Ooh, time to get a pic of me and my baby. 293 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,173 - [laughing] 294 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,575 And you were talking about your guitar again. 295 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,244 - [phone camera clicks] 296 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,713 - Yep. It's me and her against the world. 297 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,482 It has been ever since I lost Mikaila. 298 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,351 - Wait, as in "Goodbye Mikaila"? 299 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:34,087 Those lyrics were so beautiful. 300 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,824 You'll write a song about me one day? 301 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,659 - No. 302 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,461 - Excuse me? 303 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,964 - I only write songs about my guitars. 304 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:48,135 - Wait, so, Mikaila is a guitar? 305 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,270 - She was, 'til I accidentally 306 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,840 dropped her out of a hot air balloon. 307 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:53,841 I thought I'd never find love again, 308 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:57,945 'til I met Patty. 309 00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,746 - [thinking] Oh, I see now. 310 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,850 He's crazy. 311 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,084 But he's cute. 312 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:09,622 Maybe if I squint really hard, I won't see the crazy. 313 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,725 Nope, still crazy. 314 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,327 We really aren't a good match. 315 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,263 I hate it when Max is right. 316 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:20,400 Oyster, I have something to tell you. 317 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,768 I'm not really sure what-- 318 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,504 Max is doing here! 319 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,874 Excuse me for a second, Oyster. 320 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,441 Patty. 321 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,910 [sighs] What are you doing here, Max? 322 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,945 - I'm gonna show Oyster bad Phoebe's a lie, 323 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,714 break you up, and order a mushroom calzone to go! 324 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:35,782 - Seriously? 325 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,918 - Yeah, I'm super hungry. 326 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,753 And, yeah, you're about to be super single. 327 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,089 - Max, you should have stayed home 328 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:45,358 because you just woke up bad Phoebe. 329 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:49,729 - [cutlery clatters] - Ah! Pick those up. 330 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,532 - Yes, Mrs. Wong. 331 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:56,036 - Oyster, since you like my sister so much, 332 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,906 I spent my birthday money on jumbo pictures 333 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,141 to show you who she really is. 334 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,277 - Dinner and a show. Awe-sedelic. 335 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,914 - This is your bad girl at the petting zoo 336 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:11,218 with a cute little sheep last week. 337 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,153 - Yeah, right before I shaved my initials 338 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:17,257 into its fuzzy little butt. 339 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,727 - Here is Phoebe's idea of a good time at the beach. 340 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,196 - Is that a metal detector? 341 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:28,268 - Yeah, I use it to trip lifeguards. 342 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:33,106 - And there she is helping an old lady cross the street. 343 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,142 - What's wrong with that? 344 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,443 - Uh... 345 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,446 Look at the sheep one again. 346 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,448 - You look really cute in this picture. 347 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,750 - Aw. Thank you. 348 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,385 - You two make me sick. 349 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,454 - Oh, baby, did he get you? - No, I'm okay. 350 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:51,524 And you were talking to your guitar again. 351 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,427 - [electric guitar music] 352 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,634 - What are you guys doing? 353 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,536 - Gideon found a new guitar player. 354 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,973 - She shreds like a lady wizard. 355 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:09,376 - [electric guitar music] 356 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:14,181 - My mom's not gonna be a member of Bruno Max. 357 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,317 Well, I don't see you two comin' up with names. 358 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,186 - What if I come up with a name? 359 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,189 - No, Mom, we're gonna get Oyster back. 360 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,557 - I don't see why we can't have three guitarists, 361 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,693 especially a pretty one that smells nice. 362 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:33,366 - Gideon, not cool. 363 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,668 - But what if you don't get Oyster back? 364 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,871 Then can I be in your band? 365 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,041 - If my new plan to get Oyster back fails, 366 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,709 and if every guitarist in the world 367 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,212 breaks both their hands, yes, you can be in the band. 368 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,213 - Yes!! 369 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:50,450 - [electric guitar music] 370 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,884 - So, this plan to get Oyster back, 371 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,321 it's a good one, right? 372 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,755 - We'll have to find out. 373 00:15:55,855 --> 00:16:00,027 Hey, there they are-- Hiddenville's cutest couple. 374 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,896 Hey, I'm really sorry that I interrupted your date. 375 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,665 - He's being nice. 376 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,601 We should leave before something heavy hits us. 377 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,770 - No, Phoebe, I'm being sincere, okay? 378 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,540 I even got you a gift to show Oyster 379 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,243 you really are the ultimate rocker girl. 380 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,944 Chainsaw! 381 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:25,752 He's gonna give you guys matching Mohawks. 382 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:29,222 - That's the most romantic idea I've ever heard. 383 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,823 - Yeah, Max. 384 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,792 [through gritted teeth] How can I thank you? 385 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,362 - By going first. 386 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,735 - The elbow pipe is connected to... 387 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,271 the squiggly pipe which means 388 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,239 if I loosen this cappy thing... 389 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,109 - [water spurts] - Ah! 390 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,244 That happens. 391 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,846 Oh, hey, buddy, I'm almost done here. 392 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,683 - You can stop now, Dad. 393 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,285 - I know you're disappointed, son. 394 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,187 I am, too. I... 395 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,389 I really wanted to impress your classmates. 396 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,790 - Don't worry about them. 397 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:07,694 They're busy watching an alligator chew on a clown. 398 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:08,828 - Really? 399 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,897 You're not upset they don't think I'm a hero? 400 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:14,667 - No. You're my hero just for showing up today. 401 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,336 - Thanks, Billy. 402 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,371 Hey, since it's just the two of us, 403 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,307 how about you watch your old man 404 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,809 fix these pipes Thunderman style? 405 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,512 - [laughs] Cool. 406 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,647 - [metal clanking] 407 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,781 - Ah. 408 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,117 Ha! Ha! 409 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,351 Never doubt the skills of a man 410 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,187 too cheap to pay for a real plumber. 411 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,288 [kisses] 412 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,126 - [pipes rumbling, whining] 413 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:47,567 - Oh, no, Dad's fixing things. 414 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,802 - [water splattering] 415 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,539 - Uh-oh, Morgan, you should-- 416 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,774 - I should what, Nora? 417 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,143 - I was gonna say 418 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,612 you should just sit tight and enjoy the show. 419 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,881 - Already on it, Snora. 420 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:02,882 - [metal creaking] 421 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,385 - [pipes burst] - [screaming] 422 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,727 - KIDS: [screaming] - [alarm bell ringing] 423 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,798 - You're flooding the entire building! 424 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:19,966 - Your dad did this? 425 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,834 - Uh-huh, and thanks to him, 426 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,371 we'll have to cancel school at least a week. 427 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,173 [groans] 428 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,475 - Wait. No school for a week? 429 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,677 Your dad really is a superhero. 430 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,212 - I told you. 431 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,813 Thanks, Dad. 432 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,618 - Wait, did you flood the school on purpose for Billy? 433 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,653 - Of course, I did. 434 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,721 You're not buying it, are ya? 435 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,191 - Not even a little. 436 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,660 - Phoebe, don't be nervous. 437 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,363 Patty and I are right here by your side. 438 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,266 - How comforting. 439 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:57,003 - Come on, Phoebe. Chainsaw's time is precious. 440 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,606 He needs to get back to prison. 441 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,242 - I give free haircuts to the inmates. 442 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,977 I'm a sweetheart like that. 443 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,515 - Max, how do you know this dude? 444 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:12,319 - I don't. Thank you, Internet. 445 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:16,789 There you go, Chainsaw. Let 'er rip. 446 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,124 - [razor buzzing] 447 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,360 - * My baby is an Indy Rock girl * 448 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,496 * Oh Oh Oh Oh 449 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,997 * 'Cause she likes to rock 450 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,366 * The Indy Rock world 451 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,600 - [laughing] 452 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,135 - * Oh Oh Oh Oh 453 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,003 * She's so nice 454 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,040 * She's so nice 455 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,510 * She's so nice 456 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,247 * She loves me 457 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,882 - Ahhhhhhhhhh!! 458 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,286 - [glass shatters] 459 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,154 - Ahhhhhhhhhh!! 460 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,557 I can't do it. I love my hair. 461 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:54,160 It's so rich and full and soft. 462 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,161 - Phoebe, come on. 463 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,263 You're the baddest girl I know. 464 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,964 You got this. 465 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,733 - No, Oyster, I got nothing, 'cause... 466 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,202 I'm not a bad girl. 467 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,104 - What are you talking about? 468 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,973 - Mmm, I'm a good girl. 469 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:10,009 I love sheep and I think metal detectors are cool. 470 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,445 I found this earring at the beach. 471 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,082 I'm sorry, but we're just not really a good match. 472 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,017 - [exaggerated gasp] 473 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,153 I did not see that coming. 474 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,690 I wait--I did. 475 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,258 - But my guitar chose you. 476 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,760 She never steers me wrong. 477 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:32,499 - Well, it looks like she's changed her mind. 478 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,268 - Oh, this is weird. 479 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:39,706 - Wow, Max, she really likes you. 480 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,774 Is anyone else getting uncomfortable or... 481 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,311 - I know I am. 482 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,113 - Okay, I guess Patty has spoken. 483 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,015 Max, will you take me back in the band? 484 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,517 Whatever it's called. 485 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,018 - If you don't come back, 486 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,953 my mom's gonna be our lead guitarist. 487 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,689 - So, go ahead and take the weekend to think about it. 488 00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,327 - Gideon, not cool! 489 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,395 - And don't worry, Phoebe, we're still sweeches. 490 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,930 - Yeah, that's nice. 491 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,732 But I think Chainsaw's stealing our microwave. 492 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,671 - MAX: It's tough coming up with a name 493 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,573 that truly captures this band, 494 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,108 but I think we did it. 495 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,678 From this point, we will forever be known 496 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,648 as Max's--Mom! 497 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,183 - Hi, honey. Sorry I'm late. 498 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,184 - Mom, what are you doing here? 499 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:26,185 - Well, Gideon called and said that 500 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,521 you wanted me in the band. 501 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,791 - Gideon, not cool. 502 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,361 - Looking good, Barb. - Aw... 503 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:38,565 - Gideon, not cool. 504 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,966 - This is the first song I've written 505 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,001 that's not about a guitar. 506 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,035 It's about a special little lady 507 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,037 who satisfied a hunger in my soul. 508 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,573 - Aw... 509 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,541 - Where are you, Mrs. Wong? 510 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,778 - I right here. 511 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:54,681 - She gets a song?! 512 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:58,385 I mean, whatever. I don't care. 513 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,853 - [rock music]