1 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,644 * Thinkin' I was born in the wrong time * 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:11,579 * One of a kind 3 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,282 * Livin' in a world gone plastic * 4 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,350 * Baby you're so classic 5 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:20,454 - [clicks off music] Baby, you're so loud. 6 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,956 - Sorry, just feeding breakfast 7 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,992 to Malcolm and Tony from MKTO. 8 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:28,962 - Phoebe, you've lost your mind. 9 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,998 - No, the MKTO concert is completely sold out, 10 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:32,866 but I can still get two tickets 11 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,436 if I win "The Most Outrageous Fan" contest. 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:39,407 I call this "Waking up with MKTO." 13 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:42,976 - I call it waking up people who don't want to be awake. 14 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:46,280 - Hey, hey, hey. It's never too early for bacon. 15 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,450 Thank you. - PHOEBE: [powers zap] 16 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,453 That's for Tony. He loves apple-smoked bacon. 17 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:53,954 But he hates pineapple. 18 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,556 He's deathly allergic to it. 19 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:59,660 - Well, you'd better hope he's not allergic to crazy. 20 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,129 - Achoo! 21 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:04,132 Oh, no, I'm allergic to crazy. 22 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,367 Phoebe, you have to move out. 23 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,136 - I am not crazy, okay? 24 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,637 This contest is huge. 25 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,004 People are sending poems, weaving quilts. 26 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:15,376 One gutsy girl even tried to make a butter sculpture. 27 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,383 I ran out of butter, okay? 28 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,285 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a contest to win. 29 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:25,853 Boys, who wants pancakes? 30 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:28,256 [clicks on music] * You're over my head 31 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:30,258 * I'm out of my mind 32 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:32,193 * Thinkin' I was born... 33 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,027 - Shouldn't we be worried about that? 34 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:36,830 - What? It's teenage girl going gaga over a band. 35 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:37,931 Totally normal. 36 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,267 - Not her, him. 37 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:45,506 - So, where you come from is everyone made out of cardboard? 38 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:49,177 - * 39 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,611 * What you see 40 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:51,912 * Is not what you get 41 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:55,183 * Livin' our lives with a secret * 42 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,984 * We fit right in 43 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:58,486 * Bet you never guessed 44 00:01:58,586 --> 00:01:59,987 * 'Cause we're livin' our lives * 45 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:01,822 * Just like all the rest 46 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,391 * A picture perfect family * 47 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,526 * Is what we try to be 48 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,360 * Look closer, you might see * 49 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,529 * The crazy things we do 50 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,198 * This isn't make believe * 51 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,199 * It's our reality 52 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,467 * Just your average family 53 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:16,437 * Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble * 54 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:20,208 * Livin' a double life 55 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:27,848 - * 56 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,318 - Oyster, do you have any idea 57 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,952 how to order fries on this thing? 58 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,222 - Hey, first time at Splatburger? 59 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,289 You get Splat hats. 60 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,891 - Uh, oh, dude, no hats. 61 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,761 We're kind of known for our hair. 62 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,597 - Oh, what's that like? 63 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,266 Anyway, here's the deal-- all the food's pre-cooked, 64 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,268 so you've just gotta punch your order in like this, 65 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,238 and it shoots out of these tubes onto your plates. 66 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,641 Splat away! [laughing] 67 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:57,245 - Sweet! - Cool! 68 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:01,148 - Yeah, food from tubes. 69 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,383 The future's here, boys. 70 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,885 Uh, I'm legally bound to tell you 71 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,420 there's no way to actually clean these babies. 72 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,022 [knocks on table] Good luck. 73 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:14,262 - [food shoots, thuds] - Ah, bonus pickle. 74 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:15,829 - Whoa, check it out. 75 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,366 It's that girl from school you think likes you. 76 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:21,769 - Her name's Cassandra and she does like me, all right? 77 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,305 We play ignore-flirt all the time. 78 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,777 Oh, she's good. 79 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,280 - I wish I could go out with you, Craig, but I can't. 80 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,548 I'm going to the MKTO concert on Friday. 81 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:36,350 - She shut him down. 82 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:39,086 But at least she spoke to him. 83 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:41,855 - Hey, clam it, Oyster. I've got an idea. 84 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,824 - Hey, uh, Max, right? 85 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:47,828 I didn't see you there. - Yeah, you didn't. 86 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:51,098 So, I was lookin' at the Polynesian pot stickers. 87 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:54,768 I love apple-smoked bacon, but I can't have pineapple. 88 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,538 See, I'm deathly allergic to that. 89 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:58,406 - Oh! That's just like Tony from... 90 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:01,208 - CASSANDRA & MAX: MKTO! 91 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:03,877 - What, you like them, too? - I'm literally obsessed. 92 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:07,781 What's your favorite song? - Uh...all of them! 93 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:10,318 - But if you had to pick one, what would it be? 94 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,885 - [loud thud] - Ow! 95 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:12,753 - I can't just pick one, either. 96 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,555 Are you going to the concert? 97 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,789 - Yeah, of course, I'm going. 98 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,758 Maybe we can meet up and rock out. 99 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:20,361 - Sounds like a date. [laughs] 100 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,462 - Epic play, man. 101 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,597 But isn't that concert sold out? 102 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:24,898 - Oh, dude, way ahead of you. 103 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,100 Phoebe's entering this MKTO contest 104 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,737 and if I help her win, she'll give me one of her tickets. 105 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:30,938 - Nice! 106 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,573 We should celebrate with more fries. 107 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,575 - Yes! - Yo, tube dudes! 108 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:35,709 More fries! 109 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:38,245 - Oyster, that's not how it works. 110 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:44,084 Maybe it is. 111 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:47,355 - Ah, the "Thunder Purge." My favorite time of the year. 112 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:53,427 I get to destroy all our old junk and not get in trouble. 113 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,262 [powers zapping] 114 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,564 - [coughing] 115 00:04:56,664 --> 00:05:01,969 I'm no lung doctor, but I'm pretty sure this is bad for me. 116 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:06,974 - Guys, say hello to our new... 117 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,009 shredder. - [thuds heavily] 118 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,879 - It's gonna help us clean this place up. 119 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,981 - Are you sure this thing can handle 120 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,116 a year's worth of Thunder trash? 121 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,785 - It can shred anything. 122 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:21,455 Check it out. - [shredder whirring] 123 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,524 - [machine shredding] 124 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,092 - Ha! Ha! 125 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,428 - Whoa, it's a super-shredder. 126 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:31,064 - Yeah, and without the ashy aftermath. 127 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,533 - We don't need that thing. Watch this! 128 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:35,703 [powers zapping] - Ow! 129 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,405 There go the instructions. 130 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:40,541 - Come on, Billy. Let's play Hide and Seek. 131 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:44,678 - Um...maybe later. 132 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:45,646 Welcome to the family. 133 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:49,683 I'm gonna call you Shreddy. 134 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,820 - [powers zapping] - Ow. 135 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,056 That's Nora. I'll tell you about her later. 136 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:04,231 - Phoebe, are you taking the cut-outs for a walk? 137 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:06,033 - That's ridiculous. 138 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,669 Who takes cardboard cut-outs for a walk? 139 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,104 I'm using them as kites. 140 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,474 - Lame alert! - It is not lame. 141 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,175 I'm gonna take a picture of them 142 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,144 up in the air for the MKTO contest, 143 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:20,581 and then they'll know my love for them is sky high. 144 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,450 Get it? - I get it. 145 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,751 Yeah, it's lame. 146 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,854 - Well, Phoebe, lucky for you 147 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,188 I've got a winning idea 148 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,891 that'll only cost you one of your tickets. 149 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,694 - You wanna go to the MKTO concert? 150 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,228 What's her name? 151 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:36,597 - It's Cassandra from school. 152 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,466 She's going. I told her I'd meet her there. 153 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,700 - Aw, Cassandra's so sweet. - Yeah. 154 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,702 - Why would I ruin her life by helping you date her? 155 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:44,171 - Okay. 156 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,639 - Besides, my cut-out idea's already gonna win. 157 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,508 Right, guys? 158 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,177 - Hey, look, a dry-cleaning bill... 159 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:51,479 - Oh, my. - ...from three years ago? 160 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:54,615 - They itemized it. - Oh. 161 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,850 - All right, fine. What's your big idea? 162 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,519 Throw me out of a plane? 163 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,921 And I know Malcolm loves classic cars 164 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,355 and Siberian huskies, 165 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:05,058 and Tony named his hamster Princess Leia. 166 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,861 I know everything about you, MKTO! 167 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,498 But not so much that it's weird. 168 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,734 I'm your most outrageous fan and I'm falling for yooooouuuu! 169 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,771 - Cut! - Okay, now let me down. 170 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,807 - You got it. - Whoa! 171 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:22,510 - [heavy thud] - [laughing] 172 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:27,380 Now do it again--just higher and closer to the rocks. 173 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:28,816 - All we have to do now 174 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,284 is upload the video to the contest websites. 175 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,120 - Do you think we'll win? - I know we'll win. 176 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,522 Between your freakish fan knowledge 177 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,657 and my video skills, it's a slam-dunk. 178 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,359 - Thank you so much for everything. 179 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,161 Except for dropping me on my face. 180 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,863 - True. 181 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:47,100 - So, you rigging the contest? 182 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,537 - Do monkeys have monkey butts? 183 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,204 I'm gonna put a hidden message in the video 184 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,306 that says "Pick me" every four seconds. 185 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,542 - Great idea! 186 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:59,179 But for the record, it's monkey heinies. 187 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,381 Look it up. 188 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,087 - Guys, why invite me, 189 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,556 if you're gonna stare at Cassandra 190 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:09,790 and you're gonna stare at your phone 191 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,826 to find out if you won that contest? 192 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:13,927 - We didn't invite you. 193 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:14,828 You were already here. 194 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,665 - Oh. 195 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,967 Then carry on. 196 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,936 - MKTO! Oh, my gosh, we won! 197 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:23,971 We actually won! 198 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,839 Max, we did it! - Yes, up top! 199 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,308 - Thank you so much. 200 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,277 I take back everything bad I've ever said about you. 201 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:34,214 - Of course, I would do anything for my sister. 202 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:37,818 Now get lost. Cassandra's coming! 203 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,587 Hey, Cassandra. 204 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,589 You getting excited for our concert date? 205 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,891 - Bad news, Max. My ticket fell through. 206 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,425 I can't go. 207 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,795 - Well, uh, maybe we can do something else. 208 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:48,962 - And have you miss out on the concert? 209 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,031 You love MKTO. 210 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:51,999 - I also love waterslides. 211 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,968 Let's find one and go there. 212 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,337 - I can't do that to you. 213 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,406 You just... 214 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,008 have to go for the both of us. 215 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,647 - [Shreddy whirring] - Oh, ho, ho! 216 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:10,350 Oh! Ha! Ha! This thing's unstoppable. 217 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,952 I thought a shredder would be fun, 218 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:16,223 but it...it really completes the family. 219 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:17,524 - It's purge day, Shreddy, 220 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,126 and you're at the top of my list. 221 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,162 [powers zapping] 222 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,131 - [Shreddy powers down] - Oh, no! 223 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,834 What happened? 224 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,702 - Looks like it's got a faulty wire. 225 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:29,970 You know who doesn't need a wire? 226 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,640 - [Shreddy powers up] 227 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,108 - Shreddy, you have a back-up battery! 228 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:42,315 - This is shredding my mind! 229 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:42,983 - Do you really think I'm gonna give you 230 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,552 both MKTO tickets? 231 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,755 - Do monkeys have monkey butts? 232 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,189 - Heinies. 233 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,892 - Whatever they sit on. 234 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,260 The answer is no. 235 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,562 Mom, did the concert tickets get here? 236 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,097 - Yeah, I left them with the mail. 237 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,565 - Where's the mail? - On top of the magazines. 238 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:02,502 - Where's the magazines? - In Shreddy's belly. 239 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,838 - You shredded my tickets? 240 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,073 - I'm not sure. 241 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:09,376 I shredded the list of things I shredded. 242 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,278 - Don't worry, the tickets must be 243 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:15,448 in one of the 50 trash bags out back. 244 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,118 - Not so popular now, are you, Shreddy. 245 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,853 - [Shreddy whirring] - Ah! 246 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,055 - I need to find those tickets. 247 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,090 How will Malcom and/or Tony 248 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,759 fall in love with me, if they never see me? 249 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,227 - You'll find the tickets, sweetie. 250 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,730 We'll help you. Come on. 251 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:35,969 - Hey, the concert tickets. 252 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,104 Uh, Phoebe? 253 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,605 - Hey, what are you doing? 254 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,440 She wouldn't have won, if it wasn't for you. 255 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,175 You should use those tickets 256 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,277 to take that Cassandra girl you think likes you. 257 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,179 - She does like me! 258 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,315 - Max, why'd you call me? 259 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,083 Did you find the tickets? - No! 260 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,152 I was just practicing how I'd yell your name, 261 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:55,088 if I found the tickets-- which I definitely did not. 262 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:05,833 but somehow I made these paper mittens. 263 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,067 - Don't worry, sweetie. 264 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,136 We have two more hours before the concert. 265 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,603 Everybody glue faster. 266 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,105 - We do not know how this happened. 267 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,907 - Uh-uh. 268 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,443 - Just forget it. We're never gonna find them. 269 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,446 At least I can still hang out with my cardboard cuties. 270 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,514 Anyone seen Malcolm and Tony? 271 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,650 - Well, here's Tony. 272 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:26,920 You do not want to see Malcolm. 273 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,389 - That's it, my life is officially over. 274 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:33,160 - Aw, honey, I--Oh! 275 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,594 And I'm stuck. 276 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,463 A little help here, Hank? 277 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:40,968 - I can't. I seem to have joined the band! 278 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:48,175 - * 279 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,309 - So, here's your ticket. 280 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,312 - Thanks. This is so exciting. 281 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,447 Concert selfie! 282 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,317 Now let me get a picture of my hero. 283 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,086 - BOTH: [laughing] 284 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:03,290 - [wings flapping] - [poop splats] 285 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,994 - CROWD: [laughing] 286 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,396 - Please tell me that it's rain... 287 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,499 with a hint of green. 288 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,801 - Hey, in some cultures, 289 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,702 it's considered to be good luck. 290 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,105 - Yeah, in all cultures it's disgusting. 291 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,272 - [laughing] 292 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,810 - Wait, you're not gonna post that on Chirper, are you? 293 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,311 - Oops, I kinda just did. - Wha...? 294 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,147 - But you looked so cute. 295 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,250 - You hashtagged me birdturd? 296 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,484 - It's my first nickname for you. 297 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,054 It's adorb. 298 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,722 - Why don't you work on my second nickname 299 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:36,623 while I go wash this off. 300 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,391 - Hurry back, BT. [laughing] 301 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,528 Hey, I just did it. 302 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,296 - Keep workin' on it! 303 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,269 - [sighs] Stupid shoe. 304 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,439 Can't even make it three blocks. 305 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,341 I'm so done with this day. 306 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,675 - Welcome to Splatburger. 307 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,510 Forgive me, I'm a little flustered 308 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,378 from this crazy dinner rush. 309 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,447 [laughs] 310 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,916 - I'm the only one here. 311 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,918 - Uh, for now. 312 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,553 But when that MKTO concert lets out, 313 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,022 there's gonna be food flyin' out of that tube, 314 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,892 and that tube, and, oh... [laughing] 315 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:15,328 ...that tube. Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! 316 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,964 - [sighs] 317 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,876 - Sweet! This place is empty. 318 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,577 Well, I guess we don't need these. 319 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,512 - [moustaches ripping] - Ow! 320 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,248 - Oh! 321 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,416 - It's MKTO! 322 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,684 - Woo, man, good thing no one's here. 323 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,352 I mean, I love our fans, but... 324 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,022 we seem to lose a few every time 325 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,891 they see you chew your food, you know? 326 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,792 - [laughing] Okay, mom. 327 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,660 Look, I'm just glad we're gonna get 328 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,762 a nice, quiet meal before tonight's concert, you know? 329 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,398 - Right, just a couple of regular guys, 330 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,933 not MKTO, you know? 331 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,735 - It's MKTO! I'm so chirping this. 332 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,404 We're gonna be packed in no time. 333 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,908 - Wait, no. You'll scare them away. 334 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,444 - [powers gusting] - [frost crackling] 335 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,614 - Excuse me? Can we get a table? 336 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,748 - Ra--Ra-- 337 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:12,452 Right away. [laughing] 338 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:20,127 - Hey, are you... Are you okay? 339 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,495 - I'm feeling a little weak in the knees. 340 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,932 - Are you sure it's not your busted shoes? 341 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,499 - Come on, Malcolm, 342 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,700 you don't insult a pretty girl's shoes. 343 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,503 - Right. Right. - Pretty? 344 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,039 [snorts] 345 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,006 Have a seat. 346 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,674 I'm gonna water some grab you. 347 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,377 I mean grab you some water. 348 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,215 - Thank you. 349 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,484 - [excited squealing] 350 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,558 - The Port-a-Potty has no soap or water. 351 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,961 What are we, animals? 352 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:57,230 - Max! Hey! - You went in? 353 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,431 - I had to. The line started moving. 354 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,667 But then I met a bunch of peeps 355 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,070 who re-chirped your photo 356 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,771 and now it's all over the Internet. 357 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,640 How excited are you? 358 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,009 - Uh, zero, not very. 359 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,978 - But you're famous. 360 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,980 Everyone's calling your birdturd. 361 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,982 - That is the wrong kind of famous. 362 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,984 - Hurry, I'll see you inside, turdsie. 363 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,452 Oh, another nickname. I'm on fire. 364 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,887 [laughs] 365 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,360 - Whoa! Sorry, slick. 366 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,528 No cuttin' on my watch. 367 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,563 Get to the back of the line. 368 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,232 - I'm not cutting. I waited in line. 369 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,866 I just stepped out for a sec. 370 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,835 - Oh, my bad. 371 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,837 Well, in that case, get to the back of the line! 372 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,707 - Come on, man, my date's inside waiting for me. 373 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,242 I can see her from here. 374 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,077 - Do you know where you won't see her from? 375 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,613 - BOTH: The back of the line. 376 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,649 - First a bird poops on me, now this. 377 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:50,817 - Hold up. 378 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,020 Hey, you're birdturd. 379 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,055 You gotta lead with that, BT. 380 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,556 Just show me your ticket and you're in. 381 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,826 - Yes, thank you, Mr. Bouncer. 382 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:03,330 Oh, no, I lost my ticket. 383 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,898 - Oh, birdturd! 384 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,535 It is not your day. 385 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,737 - Maybe I left it in the Port-a-Potty. 386 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,278 - [pounding] 387 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,647 - MAX: Whoa! 388 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,519 Oh, definitely no ticket. 389 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,922 - All right, Shreddy, 390 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:33,426 time to make school lunches for the next month. 391 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:39,466 - [Shreddy whirring] 392 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,934 - Aw, turkey again? 393 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,403 - Billy, what are you doing? 394 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,971 We were playing Hide and Seek. 395 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:48,408 I've been hiding in Dad's laundry pile for an hour. 396 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,311 - Sounds like someone needs some fresh-sliced turkey. 397 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,080 - I don't want your petty poultry. 398 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,348 I can't believe you blew me off 399 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,350 to hang with this rust bucket. 400 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,319 - Don't listen to her, Shreddy. 401 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,254 She's just jealous of your lifetime warranty 402 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:06,593 on parts and labor. 403 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,761 - [Shreddy whirring] 404 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,098 - Shreddy, no! 405 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,100 I don't wanna be lunch meat! 406 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:16,103 Ah, Nora! Help! 407 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,338 - [powers zapping] 408 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,207 - [Shreddy powers down] 409 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,375 - Oh, Billy, are you okay? 410 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,843 - Yeah, but I think I need to go change. 411 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:28,115 - Your hoodie? - No, my pants. 412 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,284 Nora, I'm sorry I spent so much time with Shreddy. 413 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,120 A shredder could never replace you. 414 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,554 - He's right. 415 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,957 You are the only destructive force we need in our lives. 416 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,826 - Aw, thanks, guys. 417 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,828 - [powers zapping] - OTHERS: [yelping] 418 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,131 - Don't ever try to replace me again. 419 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,804 - [menu beeping] - Mmm! 420 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,807 - BOTH: Whoa! 421 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,676 - Where did this just come from? 422 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,446 - I don't know, but I know where it's going. 423 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,181 - And here is some wasabi ranch sauce 424 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,316 for your pigs in a blanket. 425 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,585 - Oh, on point. That's my favorite. 426 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,154 Wait, how did you know that? 427 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,688 - 'Cause I know everything 428 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:12,192 about y-- ummy dipping sauces. 429 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,495 Splat away. [laughing] 430 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:20,066 - Ooh, here come my Polynesian pot stickers. 431 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,234 - Tony can't eat Polynesian pot stickers. 432 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,670 He's allergic to pineapple. 433 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,972 - Woo! - Yeah! 434 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,275 - Love it! 435 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:33,680 - Hey, that shoe just took out my Polynesian pot sticker. 436 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,315 - I'm sorry, it's just that you're allergic to pineapple 437 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,251 and I didn't want you to get sick. 438 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,953 You're MKTO! 439 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:44,824 - I think the shoe ninja's a fan, bro. 440 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,759 - Okay, it's true. I... 441 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,761 I'm a super fan, but I heard you guys say 442 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:49,996 that you wanted to have a quiet meal, 443 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,400 and I ruined it and I'm sorry. 444 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,735 - Sorry for what? You just saved my life. 445 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,937 Look, how...how can we repay you? 446 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,106 - Marry me. 447 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,541 Sorry. [laughing] 448 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,343 That was really weird. 449 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,212 Let's just hang out forever. 450 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,914 - Hm, I think we have a better idea. 451 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,016 - Mm-hm. 452 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,419 * We broke down tryin' to leave town * 453 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:17,224 * Flyin' on the road to change * 454 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,292 * We were born to run 455 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,361 * Cali, here we come 456 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:26,233 * Escape from nowhere USA * 457 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,235 - * Say goodbye to white picket fences * 458 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,237 * Say hello to palm trees and Benzes * 459 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,672 * They said you gotta fall to have it all * 460 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,341 - * Yeah 461 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,676 - * No we don't want two kids and a wife * 462 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,545 * I don't want a job I just want a life * 463 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,280 * Sometimes the underdogs rise * 464 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:44,551 * And the mighty fall - * And the mighty fall 465 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,619 * This ain't the same summer song * 466 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,255 * That you used to know 467 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:52,158 * 'Cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago * 468 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,426 * The world is spinning too fast * 469 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,095 * For you and me 470 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,129 * So tell me 471 00:19:57,264 --> 00:20:00,500 * Whatever happened to the American Dream * 472 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,503 * Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na * 473 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:07,407 * Na Na Na Na Na Na 474 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:11,344 * Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na * 475 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:16,082 * Na Na Na Na Na Na 476 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,417 - Not again. 477 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,586 You win, birds. 478 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,488 - [birds screeching] 479 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,856 - Uh-oh! I said you win! You win! 480 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,558 - * This ain't the same summer song * 481 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,560 * That you used to know 482 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,530 * 'Cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago * 483 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,866 * The world is spinning too fast * 484 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:34,567 * For you and me 485 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,303 * So tell me 486 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:40,407 * Whatever happened to the American Dream * 487 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,447 - [sighs] 488 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,582 Does this night ever have to end? 489 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,652 - Yeah, we kinda have that concert thing. 490 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,087 - [cell phone ringing] 491 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,856 - And apparently there is some crazy fan 492 00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,192 outside the venue screaming at birds. 493 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,828 - What? 494 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,896 - Some fans just don't know how to act. 495 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,466 - Yeah. Are you putting my used napkin in your pocket? 496 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,335 - What? No. 497 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,610 - Shreddy Thunderman, you are no longer part of this family. 498 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,245 It's time to go. 499 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,380 - Hit it, Nora. 500 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,851 - [powers zapping] 501 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,354 - Okay, come on. 502 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,356 Who wants to watch me throw this at the moon? 503 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,591 - OTHERS: Yay! 504 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,064 - Yikes, what happened to you? 505 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:39,499 - It's a long story. 506 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,868 - I hope it ends with you taking a long shower. 507 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,639 - There you are. 508 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:47,840 - Phoebe, let me explain everything. 509 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,543 - I just had the best night of my entire life. 510 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,545 MKTO gave me a private concert. 511 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,447 - You had a what with who now? 512 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,082 - It was amazing. 513 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:59,586 Here, let me show you some of the photos. 514 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,521 Oops, wrong one. 515 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:05,224 Sorry, birdturd. [laughing] 516 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:06,659 - Okay. 517 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:26,846 - *