* Thinkin' I was born in the wrong time *
* One of a kind
* Livin' in a world gone plastic *
* Baby you're so classic
- [clicks off music] Baby, you're so loud.
- Sorry, just feeding breakfast
to Malcolm and Tony from MKTO.
- Phoebe, you've lost your mind.
- No, the MKTO concert is completely sold out,
but I can still get two tickets
if I win "The Most Outrageous Fan" contest.
I call this "Waking up with MKTO."
- I call it waking up people who don't want to be awake.
- Hey, hey, hey. It's never too early for bacon.
Thank you. - PHOEBE: [powers zap]
That's for Tony. He loves apple-smoked bacon.
But he hates pineapple.
He's deathly allergic to it.
- Well, you'd better hope he's not allergic to crazy.
- Achoo!
Oh, no, I'm allergic to crazy.
Phoebe, you have to move out.
- I am not crazy, okay?
This contest is huge.
People are sending poems, weaving quilts.
One gutsy girl even tried to make a butter sculpture.
I ran out of butter, okay?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a contest to win.
Boys, who wants pancakes?
[clicks on music] * You're over my head
* I'm out of my mind
* Thinkin' I was born...
- Shouldn't we be worried about that?
- What? It's teenage girl going gaga over a band.
Totally normal.
- Not her, him.
- So, where you come from is everyone made out of cardboard?
- *
* What you see
* Is not what you get
* Livin' our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in
* Bet you never guessed
* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *
* Just like all the rest
* A picture perfect family *
* Is what we try to be
* Look closer, you might see *
* The crazy things we do
* This isn't make believe *
* It's our reality
* Just your average family
* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *
* Livin' a double life
- *
- Oyster, do you have any idea
how to order fries on this thing?
- Hey, first time at Splatburger?
You get Splat hats.
- Uh, oh, dude, no hats.
We're kind of known for our hair.
- Oh, what's that like?
Anyway, here's the deal-- all the food's pre-cooked,
so you've just gotta punch your order in like this,
and it shoots out of these tubes onto your plates.
Splat away! [laughing]
- Sweet! - Cool!
- Yeah, food from tubes.
The future's here, boys.
Uh, I'm legally bound to tell you
there's no way to actually clean these babies.
[knocks on table] Good luck.
- [food shoots, thuds] - Ah, bonus pickle.
- Whoa, check it out.
It's that girl from school you think likes you.
- Her name's Cassandra and she does like me, all right?
We play ignore-flirt all the time.
Oh, she's good.
- I wish I could go out with you, Craig, but I can't.
I'm going to the MKTO concert on Friday.
- She shut him down.
But at least she spoke to him.
- Hey, clam it, Oyster. I've got an idea.
- Hey, uh, Max, right?
I didn't see you there. - Yeah, you didn't.
So, I was lookin' at the Polynesian pot stickers.
I love apple-smoked bacon, but I can't have pineapple.
See, I'm deathly allergic to that.
- Oh! That's just like Tony from...
- CASSANDRA & MAX: MKTO!
- What, you like them, too? - I'm literally obsessed.
What's your favorite song? - Uh...all of them!
- But if you had to pick one, what would it be?
- [loud thud] - Ow!
- I can't just pick one, either.
Are you going to the concert?
- Yeah, of course, I'm going.
Maybe we can meet up and rock out.
- Sounds like a date. [laughs]
- Epic play, man.
But isn't that concert sold out?
- Oh, dude, way ahead of you.
Phoebe's entering this MKTO contest
and if I help her win, she'll give me one of her tickets.
- Nice!
We should celebrate with more fries.
- Yes! - Yo, tube dudes!
More fries!
- Oyster, that's not how it works.
Maybe it is.
- Ah, the "Thunder Purge." My favorite time of the year.
I get to destroy all our old junk and not get in trouble.
[powers zapping]
- [coughing]
I'm no lung doctor, but I'm pretty sure this is bad for me.
- Guys, say hello to our new...
shredder. - [thuds heavily]
- It's gonna help us clean this place up.
- Are you sure this thing can handle
a year's worth of Thunder trash?
- It can shred anything.
Check it out. - [shredder whirring]
- [machine shredding]
- Ha! Ha!
- Whoa, it's a super-shredder.
- Yeah, and without the ashy aftermath.
- We don't need that thing. Watch this!
[powers zapping] - Ow!
There go the instructions.
- Come on, Billy. Let's play Hide and Seek.
- Um...maybe later.
Welcome to the family.
I'm gonna call you Shreddy.
- [powers zapping] - Ow.
That's Nora. I'll tell you about her later.
- Phoebe, are you taking the cut-outs for a walk?
- That's ridiculous.
Who takes cardboard cut-outs for a walk?
I'm using them as kites.
- Lame alert! - It is not lame.
I'm gonna take a picture of them
up in the air for the MKTO contest,
and then they'll know my love for them is sky high.
Get it? - I get it.
Yeah, it's lame.
- Well, Phoebe, lucky for you
I've got a winning idea
that'll only cost you one of your tickets.
- You wanna go to the MKTO concert?
What's her name?
- It's Cassandra from school.
She's going. I told her I'd meet her there.
- Aw, Cassandra's so sweet. - Yeah.
- Why would I ruin her life by helping you date her?
- Okay.
- Besides, my cut-out idea's already gonna win.
Right, guys?
- Hey, look, a dry-cleaning bill...
- Oh, my. - ...from three years ago?
- They itemized it. - Oh.
- All right, fine. What's your big idea?
Throw me out of a plane?
And I know Malcolm loves classic cars
and Siberian huskies,
and Tony named his hamster Princess Leia.
I know everything about you, MKTO!
But not so much that it's weird.
I'm your most outrageous fan and I'm falling for yooooouuuu!
- Cut! - Okay, now let me down.
- You got it. - Whoa!
- [heavy thud] - [laughing]
Now do it again--just higher and closer to the rocks.
- All we have to do now
is upload the video to the contest websites.
- Do you think we'll win? - I know we'll win.
Between your freakish fan knowledge
and my video skills, it's a slam-dunk.
- Thank you so much for everything.
Except for dropping me on my face.
- True.
- So, you rigging the contest?
- Do monkeys have monkey butts?
I'm gonna put a hidden message in the video
that says "Pick me" every four seconds.
- Great idea!
But for the record, it's monkey heinies.
Look it up.
- Guys, why invite me,
if you're gonna stare at Cassandra
and you're gonna stare at your phone
to find out if you won that contest?
- We didn't invite you.
You were already here.
- Oh.
Then carry on.
- MKTO! Oh, my gosh, we won!
We actually won!
Max, we did it! - Yes, up top!
- Thank you so much.
I take back everything bad I've ever said about you.
- Of course, I would do anything for my sister.
Now get lost. Cassandra's coming!
Hey, Cassandra.
You getting excited for our concert date?
- Bad news, Max. My ticket fell through.
I can't go.
- Well, uh, maybe we can do something else.
- And have you miss out on the concert?
You love MKTO.
- I also love waterslides.
Let's find one and go there.
- I can't do that to you.
You just...
have to go for the both of us.
- [Shreddy whirring] - Oh, ho, ho!
Oh! Ha! Ha! This thing's unstoppable.
I thought a shredder would be fun,
but it...it really completes the family.
- It's purge day, Shreddy,
and you're at the top of my list.
[powers zapping]
- [Shreddy powers down] - Oh, no!
What happened?
- Looks like it's got a faulty wire.
You know who doesn't need a wire?
- [Shreddy powers up]
- Shreddy, you have a back-up battery!
- This is shredding my mind!
- Do you really think I'm gonna give you
both MKTO tickets?
- Do monkeys have monkey butts?
- Heinies.
- Whatever they sit on.
The answer is no.
Mom, did the concert tickets get here?
- Yeah, I left them with the mail.
- Where's the mail? - On top of the magazines.
- Where's the magazines? - In Shreddy's belly.
- You shredded my tickets?
- I'm not sure.
I shredded the list of things I shredded.
- Don't worry, the tickets must be
in one of the 50 trash bags out back.
- Not so popular now, are you, Shreddy.
- [Shreddy whirring] - Ah!
- I need to find those tickets.
How will Malcom and/or Tony
fall in love with me, if they never see me?
- You'll find the tickets, sweetie.
We'll help you. Come on.
- Hey, the concert tickets.
Uh, Phoebe?
- Hey, what are you doing?
She wouldn't have won, if it wasn't for you.
You should use those tickets
to take that Cassandra girl you think likes you.
- She does like me!
- Max, why'd you call me?
Did you find the tickets? - No!
I was just practicing how I'd yell your name,
if I found the tickets-- which I definitely did not.
but somehow I made these paper mittens.
- Don't worry, sweetie.
We have two more hours before the concert.
Everybody glue faster.
- We do not know how this happened.
- Uh-uh.
- Just forget it. We're never gonna find them.
At least I can still hang out with my cardboard cuties.
Anyone seen Malcolm and Tony?
- Well, here's Tony.
You do not want to see Malcolm.
- That's it, my life is officially over.
- Aw, honey, I--Oh!
And I'm stuck.
A little help here, Hank?
- I can't. I seem to have joined the band!
- *
- So, here's your ticket.
- Thanks. This is so exciting.
Concert selfie!
Now let me get a picture of my hero.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- [wings flapping] - [poop splats]
- CROWD: [laughing]
- Please tell me that it's rain...
with a hint of green.
- Hey, in some cultures,
it's considered to be good luck.
- Yeah, in all cultures it's disgusting.
- [laughing]
- Wait, you're not gonna post that on Chirper, are you?
- Oops, I kinda just did. - Wha...?
- But you looked so cute.
- You hashtagged me birdturd?
- It's my first nickname for you.
It's adorb.
- Why don't you work on my second nickname
while I go wash this off.
- Hurry back, BT. [laughing]
Hey, I just did it.
- Keep workin' on it!
- [sighs] Stupid shoe.
Can't even make it three blocks.
I'm so done with this day.
- Welcome to Splatburger.
Forgive me, I'm a little flustered
from this crazy dinner rush.
[laughs]
- I'm the only one here.
- Uh, for now.
But when that MKTO concert lets out,
there's gonna be food flyin' out of that tube,
and that tube, and, oh... [laughing]
...that tube. Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!
- [sighs]
- Sweet! This place is empty.
Well, I guess we don't need these.
- [moustaches ripping] - Ow!
- Oh!
- It's MKTO!
- Woo, man, good thing no one's here.
I mean, I love our fans, but...
we seem to lose a few every time
they see you chew your food, you know?
- [laughing] Okay, mom.
Look, I'm just glad we're gonna get
a nice, quiet meal before tonight's concert, you know?
- Right, just a couple of regular guys,
not MKTO, you know?
- It's MKTO! I'm so chirping this.
We're gonna be packed in no time.
- Wait, no. You'll scare them away.
- [powers gusting] - [frost crackling]
- Excuse me? Can we get a table?
- Ra--Ra--
Right away. [laughing]
- Hey, are you... Are you okay?
- I'm feeling a little weak in the knees.
- Are you sure it's not your busted shoes?
- Come on, Malcolm,
you don't insult a pretty girl's shoes.
- Right. Right. - Pretty?
[snorts]
Have a seat.
I'm gonna water some grab you.
I mean grab you some water.
- Thank you.
- [excited squealing]
- The Port-a-Potty has no soap or water.
What are we, animals?
- Max! Hey! - You went in?
- I had to. The line started moving.
But then I met a bunch of peeps
who re-chirped your photo
and now it's all over the Internet.
How excited are you?
- Uh, zero, not very.
- But you're famous.
Everyone's calling your birdturd.
- That is the wrong kind of famous.
- Hurry, I'll see you inside, turdsie.
Oh, another nickname. I'm on fire.
[laughs]
- Whoa! Sorry, slick.
No cuttin' on my watch.
Get to the back of the line.
- I'm not cutting. I waited in line.
I just stepped out for a sec.
- Oh, my bad.
Well, in that case, get to the back of the line!
- Come on, man, my date's inside waiting for me.
I can see her from here.
- Do you know where you won't see her from?
- BOTH: The back of the line.
- First a bird poops on me, now this.
- Hold up.
Hey, you're birdturd.
You gotta lead with that, BT.
Just show me your ticket and you're in.
- Yes, thank you, Mr. Bouncer.
Oh, no, I lost my ticket.
- Oh, birdturd!
It is not your day.
- Maybe I left it in the Port-a-Potty.
- [pounding]
- MAX: Whoa!
Oh, definitely no ticket.
- All right, Shreddy,
time to make school lunches for the next month.
- [Shreddy whirring]
- Aw, turkey again?
- Billy, what are you doing?
We were playing Hide and Seek.
I've been hiding in Dad's laundry pile for an hour.
- Sounds like someone needs some fresh-sliced turkey.
- I don't want your petty poultry.
I can't believe you blew me off
to hang with this rust bucket.
- Don't listen to her, Shreddy.
She's just jealous of your lifetime warranty
on parts and labor.
- [Shreddy whirring]
- Shreddy, no!
I don't wanna be lunch meat!
Ah, Nora! Help!
- [powers zapping]
- [Shreddy powers down]
- Oh, Billy, are you okay?
- Yeah, but I think I need to go change.
- Your hoodie? - No, my pants.
Nora, I'm sorry I spent so much time with Shreddy.
A shredder could never replace you.
- He's right.
You are the only destructive force we need in our lives.
- Aw, thanks, guys.
- [powers zapping] - OTHERS: [yelping]
- Don't ever try to replace me again.
- [menu beeping] - Mmm!
- BOTH: Whoa!
- Where did this just come from?
- I don't know, but I know where it's going.
- And here is some wasabi ranch sauce
for your pigs in a blanket.
- Oh, on point. That's my favorite.
Wait, how did you know that?
- 'Cause I know everything
about y-- ummy dipping sauces.
Splat away. [laughing]
- Ooh, here come my Polynesian pot stickers.
- Tony can't eat Polynesian pot stickers.
He's allergic to pineapple.
- Woo! - Yeah!
- Love it!
- Hey, that shoe just took out my Polynesian pot sticker.
- I'm sorry, it's just that you're allergic to pineapple
and I didn't want you to get sick.
You're MKTO!
- I think the shoe ninja's a fan, bro.
- Okay, it's true. I...
I'm a super fan, but I heard you guys say
that you wanted to have a quiet meal,
and I ruined it and I'm sorry.
- Sorry for what? You just saved my life.
Look, how...how can we repay you?
- Marry me.
Sorry. [laughing]
That was really weird.
Let's just hang out forever.
- Hm, I think we have a better idea.
- Mm-hm.
* We broke down tryin' to leave town *
* Flyin' on the road to change *
* We were born to run
* Cali, here we come
* Escape from nowhere USA *
- * Say goodbye to white picket fences *
* Say hello to palm trees and Benzes *
* They said you gotta fall to have it all *
- * Yeah
- * No we don't want two kids and a wife *
* I don't want a job I just want a life *
* Sometimes the underdogs rise *
* And the mighty fall - * And the mighty fall
* This ain't the same summer song *
* That you used to know
* 'Cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago *
* The world is spinning too fast *
* For you and me
* So tell me
* Whatever happened to the American Dream *
* Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na *
* Na Na Na Na Na Na
* Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na *
* Na Na Na Na Na Na
- Not again.
You win, birds.
- [birds screeching]
- Uh-oh! I said you win! You win!
- * This ain't the same summer song *
* That you used to know
* 'Cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago *
* The world is spinning too fast *
* For you and me
* So tell me
* Whatever happened to the American Dream *
- [sighs]
Does this night ever have to end?
- Yeah, we kinda have that concert thing.
- [cell phone ringing]
- And apparently there is some crazy fan
outside the venue screaming at birds.
- What?
- Some fans just don't know how to act.
- Yeah. Are you putting my used napkin in your pocket?
- What? No.
- Shreddy Thunderman, you are no longer part of this family.
It's time to go.
- Hit it, Nora.
- [powers zapping]
- Okay, come on.
Who wants to watch me throw this at the moon?
- OTHERS: Yay!
- Yikes, what happened to you?
- It's a long story.
- I hope it ends with you taking a long shower.
- There you are.
- Phoebe, let me explain everything.
- I just had the best night of my entire life.
MKTO gave me a private concert.
- You had a what with who now?
- It was amazing.
Here, let me show you some of the photos.
Oops, wrong one.
Sorry, birdturd. [laughing]
- Okay.
- *