- Ha! Ha! Got ya, hippo!
Right in your stuffed chubby butt.
- Oh, you're so sweet, Max.
- Whenever I see a fat hippo, I'll think of you.
Let's seal this moment with a selfie.
- [cellphone camera clicks]
- Oh, our eyes came out all red.
We totally look evil.
- I know. It's a keeper!
- [huge whoosh of air]
- Sorry, everyone.
Must have been some extra wind in the tubes.
In the biz, that's called a "tube fart."
You know what? sploagies on the house!
- [menu buttons beeping]
- [sploagies thudding]
- Free food!
- Oh, no, Max, the bracelet you gave me fell off.
Uh, maybe it's underneath the table.
- Yeah.
- Oh, do you see it?
Achoo! Achoo!
- [groans]
- Sorry. I'm allergic to fur.
- Hope it's not my mustache.
I forgot to shave.
- [table thuds]
- Oopsa-doopsie.
Tatiana not see so good with inside sunglasses.
- Keep it moving, furball.
My girl is allergic to your weird hat.
- Sorry, Tatiana not mean to spoil big-time American date.
- I feel so bad about the bracelet.
- Hey, don't worry about it.
We'll check by the Fun Claw--
right after I finish this sploagie.
- I guess we shouldn't let anything ruin our--
Ahhh!
- What? Do I have something on my face?
- You've just got... a little...
Ahhh!
- I'm blue. Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhhh!
- *
* What you see
* Is not what you get
* Livin' our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in
* Bet you never guessed
* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *
* Just like all the rest
* A picture perfect family *
* Is what we try to be
* Look closer, you might see *
* The crazy things we do
* This isn't make believe *
* It's our reality
* Just your average family
* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *
* Livin' a double life
- Hey, did you guys all receive--
- A text from Max saying there was a family emergency?
We all got one.
- Awww, his text says that he's blue.
My baby must have had a bad date.
Everyone be nice to him.
- [footsteps pounding]
- ALL: [laughing]
- It's not funny! Stop laughing!
You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here.
- So we could take pictures?
- [cellphone cameras clicking] - No pictures!
You're here become someone in this room
slipped me a Bolivian blue bean.
It turns your skin blue for 24 hours.
- So you're gonna look like Little Boy Blue all day?
- ALL: [laughing]
- Silence!
I was keeping these beans in my lair to turn Phoebe--
It's not important why I had them.
Nobody leaves until I find out who did this.
- Come on, Max.
You're not gonna turn this tiny little prank
into some big investigation, are you?
- Big? No.
Huge? Yes!
- [whiteboard rattling]
- Each of you had a reason to turn me
into this oddly-handsome blue devil.
- Impressive work and may I say I'm honored to be a suspect.
- This pathetic rabbit here reminds me
who my first suspect is--
Thunderman!
- ALL: [gasping]
- He has a history of getting payback
against the villains who wronged him.
- Not to brag, but yes I am amazing at it.
[laughing]
- And slipping a blue bean into my sploagie
would be the perfect payback for what I did to you.
- Oh, sploagie, I told everyone
I'd never see you again,
but you are sloppy Heaven-on-a-roll.
- [sauce splooshing]
- Mom, Dad's eating another sploagie!
- I'd better take this to go.
Thunderman, away!
- [loud thud] - Ah!
- [loud thud] - [groans]
- I reinforced the ceiling with thundertanium as a prank.
Also, Mom's not home.
- Hank, you asked me to help you quit sploagies
'cause they were stainin' all your shirts.
- Well, you're not doin' a very good job, Barb.
- How are you even getting sploagies?
I gave Splatburger a picture of you that said,
"Do not feed this man."
- Hey, Mom, this is my investigation
and the next suspect is you!
- [dramatic music]
- Okay, where is that sound even coming from?
- It's an app.
Now, Mom, you know you've been out to get me ever since...
"The Incident."
Mom, Maddy. Maddy, Mom. - Hey.
- Oh, I love your bracelet, Mrs. Thunderman.
It's so vintage.
- Oh, thanks, it was my great-grandmother's.
- Go ahead, try it on.
- It looks beautiful on you.
- Which is why we want you to have it.
- For real? - For real?
- Yeah, it's a gift from us.
- What are you doing, Max? - I like this girl.
Come on, don't be "that" mom. - Don't be "that" mom?
You know very well I am "that" mom.
Now I want you to get that bracelet--
- Okay, Maddy, we've gotta go.
Bye, Mom. - Thanks, Mrs. Thunderman.
- You're welcome--
girl I don't even know!
- [door slams]
So, for that, Mom-- if that is your real name.
- So, I'm not happy you gave my great-grandmother's bracelet
to a girl you met at a phone accessory kiosk.
But your father and I didn't turn you blue.
- You're right, you two are too lame
to commit such a fiendish crime.
[powers zapping]
But you know who isn't?
Wait for it. Phone's stuck in my pocket.
Nora! - [dramatic music]
- You mean l'il old me?
- Can the cute, sweetheart.
You know why you were out to get me.
- Hey, Dr. Colosso,
have you seen my new yellow bow?
- Yes, next to that bucket.
- But this is brown.
- That's because Max used it to clean my cage.
I made some serious boomsie.
- Ahhhhhhhh!
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
Ahhhhhhhh!
[powers zapping] - Ow!
That hurts!
But what hurts even more...
is that my own brother could have done this to me--
Billy! - [horn a-ooga'ing]
- I'm done with these stupid sound effects.
- Do you have to be so dramatic?
- I'm the one who looks like
a teenaged Cookie Monster, so, yes!
[chomping]
- Why would I do this to you?
- Revenge!
- The tunnel to Candytown!
Max, you were right! It does exist!
Candy! - [loud thud]
[loud thud]
- I tried that tunnel three more times.
- Max, all you've proven here
is that you're a serious jerk.
And we don't need a board full of yarn to tell us that.
- Says the girl who has the greatest reason
of all to turn me blue.
- That's it? Where's my dramatic flair?
- I wasn't done yet.
Dramatic flair!
- Oh, ha, ha. Thanks.
- You know you wanted to get me back
ever since our fight earlier.
- Yes! Ha! Ha! * I'm here first
- Hey, you two know you're not allowed
in here at the same time.
I'm tired of your food fights.
Splatburger is a classy joint.
This place used to be a shoe store.
- Come on, Max, I'm meeting all of my friends here.
Just leave. - Yeah, right.
I'm here with Maddy. You need to get gone.
- Fine. There's only one way to settle this.
- BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors...
- Telekinesis. - [gasping]
- [loud thud]
- Hey, Sherlock, here's a mystery.
If I wasn't allowed in Splatburger,
how could I have turned you blue?
- Obviously, you...
you know what you did!
- Whadda you got in here?
- Colosso, get out of my bag!
- MAX: I'll take that. [powers zapping]
- How'd that get in there?
- You were the weird Russian girl at Splatburger,
weren't you, Tatiana?
- Oopsa-doopsie.
- Okay, I admit I was at Splatburger
but I didn't turn Max blue.
- Stop stuffing your guilty mouth with jellybeans
and admit what you did.
- Yeah, dressing up in silly outfits is far from normal.
I say, burn the witch!
- Okay, the only reason I was wearing a disguise
was so that the manager, J.J.,
wouldn't see me and Max there at the same time.
Also, I look awesome in furry hats.
- Why should I believe you?
- Um, I have a reason.
- A big blue reason.
- W-Why's everyone staring at me?
I'm blue? I'm blue!
Ha, told you I didn't do it.
Who looks like an idiot now?
- You don't really want us to answer that.
- The criminal must have taken another blue bean
from my jar and slipped it into your jellybeans.
- Whoever's doing this better knock it off.
It was funny when it was Max.
But not our Phoebe. [whimpering]
- All right, it's obvious the criminal
is either Billy or Nora.
- They're also witches!
- Or Colosso.
- Okay, we should get the jar of blue beans
and see if there are any fingerprints on it.
- In the future, whisper your ideas to me
and I'll say them out loud.
We are going to get the jar
and see if there are fingerprints on it.
- How do you get fingerprints off of a jar?
- I think we need to question Billy.
- Billy, we need to question you.
- Do we really need this light in my face, Avatar?
- Yes, 'cause that's what they do on TV.
- I didn't turn you guys blue, I swear.
- Now you're swearing?
Tsk, you used to be such a sweet little boy, Billy.
- I only had your jar because I needed
a new home for my spider, Prudence.
- Then where is this imaginary spider?
- I moved her--
into your retainer case.
I'll show you. [zooming]
See?
She laid egg sacs on your retainer.
See? See?
- It's your retainer now, Billy.
- That's it--the wind that blew the napkin
at Splatburger wasn't a tube fart.
It was a Billy fart! - PHOEBE: [gasps]
- Okay, I was there.
And farting is part of super speed travel.
But I didn't put that bean in your food.
I...just went to play the Fun Claw.
- I was having fun, too, Billy,
'til you ruined my big-time American date.
Look how much fun me and Maddy were having.
- Wait, Max, look at that.
- What? My hair or my dimples?
I was so cute a couple of hours ago.
- No, look in the background.
- [gasps] Nora's bow!
She was at Splatburger, too!
- We're outside.
Why are you shining a light on me?
- We're askin' the questions here, short stack.
- Yeah, explain the bow in this picture.
- I've never seen that bow in my life.
- You're wearing it right now.
Spill it, Nora!
- Speaking of spills, what's this?
That's sploagie sauce from Splatburger!
- Fine! I was at Splatburger.
But I wasn't there to get revenge on Max.
I...wanted to play the Fun Claw
and win it all for Baby Lulu.
- You wanted to win a doll for a doll?
Do we look stupid?
Gotta stop asking that.
- Your story doesn't make sense, Nora.
- Either does your face.
- So, we've gathered you all back here again
because we finally figured out who the criminal is.
- Mom, Dad...
Please tell us which one of them did it!
- Billy, Nora, is it true that one of you is Bluey the Kid?
[laughing] That's what we're calling the criminal.
- We also came up with The Great Bluedini.
[laughing] We had a lot of fun.
- Are we done here or are you two
gonna keep accusing us until you're blue in the face?
- Nailed it! - [palm slap]
- I think Phoebe did it.
Then she turned herself blue to throw you off her trail.
* Dun Dun Dah
- That's ridiculous.
If anyone's a suspect, it's the former supervillain
who poops in Max's pillowcase.
- I'm sorry.
Would you like to build me an elevator
that goes to the toilet?
- Colosso's right, Phoebe.
Ever since you've turned blue,
you've been sneakin' around whispering things in my ear.
- You asked me to do that!
You know, I'm done helping you.
- Yeah, that's right,
disappear like the Great Bluedini.
- Oh, our name is catchin' on, honey.
- WOMAN ANNOUNCING: Alert! Alert!
Maddy approaching.
- Maddy?
I guess I'm irresistible even as a angry Smurf.
- COLOSSO: I can't wait.
I'm gonna finally get to meet her.
- [doorbell rings] - From under this hat.
- [motor humming]
- [lamp clicks]
- Hi, Mrs. Thunderman.
I am so sorry, but I somehow lost the bracelet you gave me.
- Oh, don't worry about it, Maddy.
It's...just jewelry.
- And Max--Oh!
You're still blue.
Sorry for running out on you.
- Listen, don't worry.
This whole blue thing only lasts a day.
And it's not contagious.
- Then how do you explain her?
- And now a cheerleader from school saw me.
- Achoo! Achoo!
Oh, no, maybe I'm allergic to you, Max.
Achoo! - No, no, no, it's not me.
It's my sister's stupid hat again.
That's what's making you sneeze like a wet cat.
- [door slams] - [sighs] Shoot.
- That's it! Phoebe's hat!
I know who the criminal is.
And it's one of you four! - ALL: [gasping]
- [powers zapping] - [thunder crashing]
- Sorry--sometimes I thunder clap when I get startled.
- Don't apologize. It added to the moment.
- *
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Sorry, Thundermans, we're closed.
Ugh! Besides, shouldn't you two be at a hospital?
- [blowing frosty air]
Oopsa-doopsie.
- Now, I brought you all back to the scene of the crime
to reveal which one of you is Bluey the Kid.
- Yes! - BOTH: [palm slap]
- First, there's Billy.
It was just after he ran in
that Maddy noticed her bracelet was missing.
Coincidence?
Or was he sent here to steal it back...
for Mom?
Sorry.
For Mom? - Oh!
All right, you caught me.
But this belonged to my great-grandma.
You had no right to give it to Maddy.
- Exactly!
So, when you told Maddy it was "just jewelry,"
I knew something was up your sleeve.
Just didn't know which one.
- Well, what about Nora? We know she was here, too.
- Yes, Nora.
So cute.
So guilty...
of coming to Splatburger to get sploagies for Dad!
- ALL: [gasping] - Of course!
The sauce on Nora's stroller
matches the stain on Dad's shirt.
- That's because Nora's been carrying
more than Baby Lulu in this thing.
Dramatic blanket yank!
- ALL: [gasping]
- They're on to us, Dad.
Make a run for it!
- It's okay, Nora.
Everyone knows I've been using
my little girl to smuggle take-out.
- And I used Billy to steal jewelry.
We're bad parents.
- True, but we're great at naming things.
- We are.
- Now, let's talk about Phoebe.
I thought she was too goody-goody to pull this off.
Also, too annoying, too boring--
- Okay, hurry up.
- It was both here and at home
Maddy has sneezing fits
from being allergic to Phoebe's fur hat.
- But it's made of fake fur.
- I already knew that, Blues Clues.
At home, I saw the fake fur label
and realized it was something else
that was making Maddy sneeze.
- Booger fairies!
- No.
It was the person who turned me blue.
And they're hiding in the one place
no one would notice a furry criminal.
The Fun Claw!
- ALL: [gasping] Dr. Colosso?
- Oh, hi, guys. You eat here, too?
- Dr. Colosso, you've been caught red-handed.
Footed! Pawed! Whatever you walked on, you're guilty.
- You can't prove it.
- Oh, but he can.
You can prove it, right, Max?
- Yes.
With the help of a dramatic flashback.
There I was, with Maddy, being charming, as always.
- You're so sweet, Max.
- Whenever I see a fat hippo, I'll think of you.
Let's seal this moment with a selfie.
As we snapped our selfie,
Nora, the sploagie smuggler, entered.
- [cellphone camera clicks]
- But that wasn't the only thing she was smuggling.
Nora didn't know it,
but Dr. Colosso hitched a free ride in her stroller.
Once inside, Colosso need a distraction.
Lucky for him, Billy spinned the town.
- BILLY: [zooming]
- J.J.: Sploagies on the house.
- [menu buttons beeping] - [sploagies thudding]
- Free food!
- Oh, no, Max, the bracelet you gave me fell off.
Uh, maybe it's underneath the table.
- MAX: We went under the table to look for the bracelet.
- MADDY: Achoo! Achoo!
- MAX: That's when Colosso appeared.
- [laughing]
- MAX: It was his fur that caused
Maddy's snot-filled sneezing attack.
- Achoo! Sorry.
I'm allergic to fur.
- MAX: Colosso then seized the moment
to plant a blue bean in my sploagie.
Then Phoebe's Russian alter-ego
provided the perfect opportunity...
- Oopsa-doopsie.
- MAX: For Colosso to escape.
And like that...poof... he was gone.
- And I woulda gotten away with it, too,
if it wasn't for your girlfriend--
little Miss Mucous.
The only piece of the puzzle
is why would you do this, Dr. Colosso?
- Fine! I'll tell you.
For two weeks, you've been yappin' about this Maddy girl.
Maddy this. Maddy that. Maddy. Maddy. Maddy. Maddy.
- You did all this just to get rid of her?
- I didn't wanna lose my best friend.
My only crime is loving you.
That, plus, all my actual crimes.
- Hey, we'll always be buds,
no matter who I go out with.
- [music surging dramatically]
- Max has bigger issues than being blue.
- Hey, if this is all about your creepy love triangle,
uh, why'd you turn me blue, Colosso?
- Oh, that was me. [laughing]
I thought it'd be hilarious and I was right.
- Oh, ho, ho, really? - Yeah.
- [powers zapping] - [yelping]
- [objects clattering]
- Now that was hilarious.
Now who wants to play with Fun Claw and grab Colosso?
- HANK: [laughing]
- COLOSSO: Wait! No! No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
That's a bad idea
because I just got my cape cleaned!
- *