1
00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,843
- *

2
00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:12,046
- Oh, cheerleader tryouts...

3
00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:14,448
I'm hyper, and nervous,
and excited.

4
00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,350
I'm hypernervousited!

5
00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,718
- Me, too, but there's been

6
00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:20,188
some really serious
competition today.

7
00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,392
- Uh, yeah, but can she do this?

8
00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,433
- Okay, she's gone--
you can put it down now.

9
00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,634
- I can't.

10
00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,436
I've never done this before.

11
00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,706
- There we go.

12
00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,409
I really hope that
we make the squad.

13
00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:44,078
- We will, and the best part
is we'll make it together.

14
00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,380
- Phoebe, Cherry,
we're ready for you.

15
00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,581
Who wants to go first?

16
00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,150
- Can we do it at the same time?

17
00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,120
- Hmm... cheer chat!

18
00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:57,725
Fine, but it better
be twice as good.

19
00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,193
- Ready? Okay!

20
00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,794
- BOTH: [chanting]
Oh yeah, we're here.

21
00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,130
Get ready for our awesome cheer.

22
00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:04,965
Our moves are nifty,
faces look all Taylor Swifty.

23
00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,467
We can rhyme, we can shake it,

24
00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,001
Got a call, I have to take it.

25
00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,904
- Hello?
- Hey, Phoebs!

26
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How's the audition going?

27
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- I'm thinking we should
sign up for wood shop.

28
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- Why do you say that?
- Because we're nailing it!

29
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- She's Phoebs.
- She's Cherry.

30
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- BOTH: Vegans don't
eat meat or dairy.

31
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Gotta go, but we've had fun.

32
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Drop our pompoms--
this cheer's done.

33
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- [cheering]

34
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- Nice job--just give us
a moment to make our decision.

35
00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,066
- You did great.
- You, too!

36
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I told you we would
make it together.

37
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- Okay, ladies, the Raptorettes
and I have made a decision.

38
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Cherry's in!

39
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Better luck next time, Phoebe.

40
00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:54,415
Let's hear it for Cherry!
- ALL: [cheering]

41
00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:57,185
- [without enthusiasm] Yay!

42
00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,555
- Were you serious about
signing up for wood shop?

43
00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,391
- No.

44
00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,395
- *

45
00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,264
- WOMAN: * What you see
is not what you get *

46
00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:13,434
* Living our lives
with a secret *

47
00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:16,637
* We fit right in,
bet you never guessed *

48
00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:19,973
* Living our lives
just like all the rest *

49
00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,211
* A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be *

50
00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:26,780
* Look closer, you might
see the crazy things we do *

51
00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,983
* This isn't make-believe,
it's our reality *

52
00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,086
* Just your average family
trying to be normal *

53
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* And stay out of trouble

54
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* Living a double life

55
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- Hey, Lionel,
what's going on here?

56
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- Guess how many pepperoni
slices in the jar

57
00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:53,941
and win free pizza for a month.

58
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This is the day my life changes.

59
00:02:57,445 --> 00:03:01,449
- Come on, any other suckeronis?

60
00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,584
- Right here.

61
00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,553
- Oh, hello, Max.

62
00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:09,790
I guess security at juvie's
pretty loose these days.

63
00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,693
- Here's my dollar...
and my guess.

64
00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,395
- Thanks, dummy.

65
00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,163
Okay, it's 12:00.

66
00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,732
Time to reveal the number.

67
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- [drumroll]

68
00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:24,772
- Shut it, band geek!

69
00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:29,109
Okay, the actual number of
pepperonis in the jar is...

70
00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:32,513
3,167! [laughing]

71
00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:35,849
- ALL :[sighing]
- Thanks for playing, losers.

72
00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,286
- Oh, hey, I think I won.

73
00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,787
- What?!

74
00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,922
There's no way you
could have guessed...

75
00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,292
3,167?!

76
00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:47,094
- Yes!
- [cheering]

77
00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:48,896
- Thanks, guys, but please,

78
00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,898
please chant with your words,
not with your hands.

79
00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,802
- You cheated.

80
00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,204
- I didn't cheat... I'm
just a really good guesser.

81
00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,039
You owe me a month of free za.

82
00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:01,409
- [scoffs]
- Play me out, band geek.

83
00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:06,947
- [military drumbeat]

84
00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,383
- [cheering]

85
00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:17,558
- There you are, Phoebs--I been
looking everywhere for you.

86
00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:18,926
- Oh, hey, Cherry.

87
00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,461
I figured you would just eat
lunch with the cheerleaders.

88
00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,796
- I always eat lunch with
you--you're my best friend.

89
00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,832
Besides, I can't tell who's who.

90
00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,468
I think three of them
are named Madison.

91
00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,340
- Oh, don't bother--it's broken.

92
00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,141
- [can falls]

93
00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:39,380
- Phoebe, I'm really sorry
that you didn't make the squad.

94
00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,349
- What, no--it's totally fine.

95
00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:44,184
In fact, I've been meaning
to tell you congratulaaaaa--

96
00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,889
- I'm sorry, what?

97
00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:52,360
- I just wanted to tell
you congratulaaaaaa--

98
00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,397
- Okay, uh, Phoebe,
are you having trouble

99
00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,732
saying congratulations to me?

100
00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,434
- Nooo, that is ridiculous.

101
00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:03,003
I am so happy for you
and I totally wish you...

102
00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,373
that word.

103
00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:09,877
- Well, when you can say
that word, just let me know.

104
00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,614
- No, Cherry, wait.

105
00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:16,950
Congratulaaaaaa--okay,
I'm gonna stop trying now.

106
00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:23,624
- Mom, Dad, you know how
you've always wanted a cat.

107
00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,726
- No.
- Not really.

108
00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:29,630
- Well, look no further.

109
00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,232
- Where did that come from?

110
00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,067
- A mama cat.

111
00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,169
You're supposed
to know this stuff.

112
00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,571
- We found him in the backyard.

113
00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,306
We named him Roscoe.

114
00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:42,810
- Can we keep him?
- No, kids, that's a wild cat.

115
00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,445
- Heck, yeah, he's wild.

116
00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:47,715
He eats fireflies
and his poop lights up.

117
00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:50,150
That never works for me.

118
00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,852
- No, no, take him back outside,

119
00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,522
and nobody feed him
or he'll keep coming back.

120
00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,524
- Come on, Mom,
look Roscoe in the eyes

121
00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,492
and tell him he can't live here.

122
00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,861
- You can't live here.

123
00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,867
- You're welcome.

124
00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,869
- BOTH: Uh-oh.

125
00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,838
- Guys, I have great news.

126
00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,573
I won a contest at Wong's--

127
00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,308
got us all free pizza
for a month!

128
00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:18,446
- New favorite kid!
- [alarm sounding]

129
00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:21,782
- FEMALE VOICE: Alert, alert,
angry Wong approaching.

130
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,084
- Cheesy goodness approacheth.

131
00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,657
Hey, Mrs. Wong.

132
00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:32,225
Are those for me?

133
00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,327
- They sure are.

134
00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,769
- Oh, what is on this?

135
00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:45,238
- Those are fish heads,
fish head!

136
00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,074
It's the only pizza you'll get

137
00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,477
till you admit you
cheated at my contest!

138
00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:52,312
- I told you I did not cheat.
- Really?

139
00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:56,016
Well, then get ready
for a fish head tsunami.

140
00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,819
Wong out!

141
00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,154
- Max... is that true?

142
00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,856
Did you cheat?
- Of course not.

143
00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:06,326
I'm just a really good guesser.

144
00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,828
Right now I'm guessing my lair

145
00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,331
smells a whole lot
better than this place.

146
00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,241
- Hey, um, I'm looking
for a new elective.

147
00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:22,876
Is this musical harmony club?

148
00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,344
- [dissonantly] * It is
- * It is

149
00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:27,615
- * It is

150
00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:30,383
- Let me guess--you're just
doing this to get out of gym?

151
00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,819
- [dissonantly] * Duh
- * Duh

152
00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,887
- * Duh

153
00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,892
- Cheer chat.

154
00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,894
Before Cherry shows up,
let's review the plan

155
00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,362
for Friday's pep rally.

156
00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,365
First, we get Cherry to dress
in the opposing team's colors.

157
00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,536
Then, during our routine,
the Raptor sneaks up behind her

158
00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,371
and cracks a giant
fake egg over her head.

159
00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:54,975
She gets covered in goo,
and the crowd goes cra-nanas.

160
00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,344
- How's this for cra-nanas?

161
00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,048
- Hey, why did you do that?

162
00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,317
- I don't know.

163
00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,557
- Ugh, this smell,
I can't take it anymore.

164
00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,324
- Maybe you should stop
fanning the fish smell

165
00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,094
with a box of fish pizza.

166
00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:17,297
- Huh... this one doesn't
even have a pizza in it.

167
00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:20,300
It's just a box of fish heads.

168
00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,170
- Why do you keep
accepting the deliveries?

169
00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,638
- Hope, Barb.

170
00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,074
Hope.

171
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:31,111
- [inhales deeply]

172
00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,581
Much better.

173
00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,482
Ugh, hang in there, everybody.

174
00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,685
Mrs. Wong can't
keep this up forever.

175
00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,587
- Fly, 3:00.
- Got it.

176
00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,055
- [laser shoots]

177
00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:45,993
- Okay, this place is officially
a 4-bedroom dumpster.

178
00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,996
Max, I think you should
just admit to Mrs. Wong

179
00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,397
that you cheated.

180
00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,165
- You think that's
what happened?

181
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,668
- Well... isn't it?

182
00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:58,438
- Do any of you think I won
the contest fair and square?

183
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:05,746
- [whispers loudly]
This is very awkward.

184
00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,347
- Oh, I get it.

185
00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:10,250
It's Max, always trying to fool
us with his perfect hair

186
00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,352
and confident swagger...

187
00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,189
so he must have cheated.

188
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,758
- Can you blame us
for thinking that?

189
00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,993
You are kind of a supervillain.

190
00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,328
- Kind of?

191
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:24,464
I can melt the North Pole
with one touch of my cell phone,

192
00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:27,835
but I did not cheat
on this pizza contest.

193
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,637
Okay?

194
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:35,442
- [whispers loudly]
It just got awkwarder.

195
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,410
- Okay, I see how it is.

196
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,379
Thanks for having
my back, family.

197
00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,650
- Max...
- [cat meows]

198
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,718
- [whispers] Aww,
Roscoe's hungry.

199
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,054
Follow my lead.

200
00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,022
[loudly] Come on, Billy,
let's take some pizza boxes

201
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:52,325
out to the trash.
- Yes, to throw them out.

202
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:56,764
No cat is involved
in what I just said.

203
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,634
- Great practice, Madison.
- Thanks, Madison.

204
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,436
Bye, Madison.
- Yeah, see you later, Madison.

205
00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,105
- Bye, Madisons!

206
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,840
And Ruth.

207
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,914
- Cherry, I have something
really important to tell you.

208
00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,184
I overheard the Madisons saying

209
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,820
that they're planning on
cracking a giant egg full of goo

210
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,155
over your head
at Friday's pep rally.

211
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,324
- I can't believe this!
- I know, right?

212
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,793
Well, at least when
you quit the squad,

213
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,160
we can do some different
club together--

214
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,863
anything but the harmony club.

215
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,732
- I meant I can't
believe that you'd make up

216
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,868
some ridiculous story
so that I'll quit the team.

217
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,303
- What? That's not
what I'm doing.

218
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,404
- Just admit it.

219
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,372
You're super jelly
that I made the squad.

220
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,708
- I'm not super jelly.

221
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,209
I'm trying to stop you from
being humiliated

222
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,711
in front of everyone.
- Why can't you just

223
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,679
be happy for me
like a real friend?

224
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,247
- Are you saying
I'm not a real friend?

225
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,216
- That's exactly
what I'm saying.

226
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,284
In fact... here.

227
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,221
Take back your pink
furry protractor.

228
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:58,759
- Fine, here is your calendar
of cute boys holding puppies.

229
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,528
- And here is your snowshoe.

230
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,898
- That's my tennis racket.

231
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:09,436
Then why did it come
with this yellow snowball?

232
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,739
- Okay, fine, so we doing this?

233
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,741
Let's do this.

234
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,508
Selfie of you and me
at the water park?

235
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,510
Delete.
- [gasps]

236
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,215
You and me wearing vintage hats?

237
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,784
Delete.
- [gasps]

238
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,754
Us eating sushi...
delete.

239
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,856
- Us drinking smoothies...
delete.

240
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:32,392
- Us getting sushi smoothie
stomachaches... delete.

241
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:36,096
- Phone number... [beep]

242
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,169
- Phone number... [beeps]

243
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,777
- All right, you two, what
did you want to show us

244
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,979
that's so important?
- Simple.

245
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:55,983
One of you is a murderer.
[chuckles]

246
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,286
Just kidding, I been reading
a lot of mystery novels.

247
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,088
- Actually, I'm gonna
use this lie detector

248
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:04,224
to prove to you guys I didn't
cheat on Mrs. Wong's contest.

249
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,859
- Max, this again?

250
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,395
- Hey, I want you
to know I didn't cheat.

251
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,197
Colosso, would you show
them how it works?

252
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,999
- I'll give you a demonstration.

253
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,868
Max, does this house smell

254
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,504
like the inside
of a dolphin's blowhole?

255
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,339
- Yes.
- [bell dings]

256
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,508
- That means he's
telling the truth.

257
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,911
And if he lies,
you'll hear a buzz.

258
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,946
- Got it--fire away, Colosso.

259
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,816
- Max, did you cheat
to win Mrs. Wong's contest?

260
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,384
- No.
- [bell dings]

261
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,254
- There, see--even
science says I didn't cheat.

262
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,823
- Hey, that's pretty cool.

263
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:39,359
Let me try.

264
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,863
Do you think I look
good in this top?

265
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,298
- I love it.
- [buzzer sounds]

266
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,934
- Hank!

267
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:50,203
Well... what about my cooking?

268
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,005
Do you love that?

269
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,707
- Absolutely.
- [buzzer sounds]

270
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,144
But I do love your cooking!

271
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,411
- [laughing]

272
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,048
- Wait a minute, what's
that button under your paw?

273
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,151
-Uh...

274
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,886
- You were controlling
the answers?

275
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,687
- Yeah, you cheated
on that pizza contest.

276
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,157
Isn't that why we're
doing this whole scam?

277
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:13,393
- No! I didn't cheat!

278
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,864
I can't believe this--everyone
in this house thinks I'm a liar.

279
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,266
- Max!

280
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,601
- So Hank, looks like
you been working out.

281
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,872
- [buzzer sounds]
- [laughs]

282
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,882
- Hey, Phoebe, Cherry dropped
of a box of your stuff

283
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:38,218
and this note.

284
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,153
- There's nothing written on it.

285
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,656
- That's because she says
she's not talking to you.

286
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,326
Anything you want to tell me?

287
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,761
- [sighs] Cherry got
on the cheerleading squad

288
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,463
and I didn't,
and then I overheard

289
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,199
that they're gonna
pull a prank on her,

290
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,001
and she doesn't believe me
because she thinks

291
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,669
I'm just being jealous.
- Are you?

292
00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:00,740
- No! I even told her
congratulataaa...

293
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,310
what the kids are
saying these days.

294
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,012
- You know, honey,
every now and then,

295
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:08,215
you do have a tiny
little jealous streak.

296
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,682
Do you remember
the time that Max--

297
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,184
- Oh, Max does
this, Max does that.

298
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,454
You know, Phoebe
does things, too!

299
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,790
Oh, that jealous streak.
- Yup.

300
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,826
- Wow.

301
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,762
If I just said congratulations,
I'd still have my best friend,

302
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,064
wouldn't I?

303
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,133
- She's still
your friend, Phoebe.

304
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,500
- I hope so.

305
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,536
Well, either way, I'm not
gonna let her get egged

306
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,071
by a pack of Madisons.

307
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,407
- Good for you... I think.

308
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,210
- Thanks, Mom.
- Oh, honey, don't cry.

309
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,379
I'm not crying.

310
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,548
My eyes are burning
from the fish stink.

311
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,156
- More pizzas, Roscoe.
- [cat meows]

312
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,094
- I wonder why Mom and Dad
didn't want us to feed him.

313
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,030
- Who doesn't love
a friendly cat?

314
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,066
- [cats meowing]

315
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,601
- Or three.

316
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,041
- Welcome to the Hiddenville
High pep rally.

317
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,044
But first, here's our
very own Mr. Noodleman

318
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,513
with his salute to sunny Spain.

319
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:18,851
- [flamenco music playing]

320
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,121
- Hey, Madison.
- ALL: Yeah?

321
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:24,257
- Isn't this the rival
team's uniform?

322
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,159
- That's the point, Cherry.

323
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,295
At the end of our routine,
we all embrace you

324
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,398
in a symbolic gesture of peace
and friendship among schools.

325
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,401
- Really, so I'm like the star.

326
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:38,338
- Oh, trust me, everyone'll
be looking at you.

327
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,308
- [squeals]

328
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,423
- Oh, hey, Reggie the Raptor.

329
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,292
I'm, uh, the official
egg inspector.

330
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:03,130
Yup, bad egg...
better take it in.

331
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,799
Hey, get your Jurassic
paws off it!

332
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,940
- Why does it smell worse?

333
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,177
- Your mom lit a eucalyptus
candle to get the stink out.

334
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:23,216
- But now it just smells like
a fish wrestling a koala bear.

335
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,353
- [alarm buzzing]
- FEMALE VOICE: Alert, alert.

336
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,521
More fish pizza approaching.

337
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,658
- BOTH: No!

338
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,063
- Dinner time!
- No, Mrs. Wong.

339
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:40,567
You made your point, now please
stop delivering pizzas.

340
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,335
- I'll make you a deal.

341
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,572
I'll stop the deliveries
and take away all these boxes

342
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:49,076
if you admit that
your son cheated.

343
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,079
- So let me get this
straight--if we say Max cheated,

344
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,646
no more fish pizzas.

345
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,248
- I just said that.

346
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,354
- We've decided.

347
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,162
- Ugh!

348
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,464
- We believe Max.

349
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,903
- I just wish there was
a less disgusting way

350
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,539
to believe Max.

351
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,608
- Okay for you, Thundermans,

352
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,577
I've got 500 boxes
of skunk butt pizza

353
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,113
with your name on it.

354
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,348
- Stop!

355
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,283
All right, Mrs. Wong, you win.

356
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,285
- Max, what are you doing?

357
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,020
- Mom, it's okay.

358
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,489
Just knowing that you guys
believe me is enough.

359
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,891
And if she needs to hear me say
the words "I cheated"

360
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,628
for this to end, then fine.

361
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,797
I'll even put it in writing.

362
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,870
"I cheated.

363
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,440
Max Thunderman."

364
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,874
There, happy now?

365
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:59,246
- Ha! I always win!
[laughing maniacally]

366
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,281
I'm going to hang
this in my shop

367
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,217
and everyone will
know your shame.

368
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,186
Wong out!

369
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,923
- Max, why'd you do that?

370
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,193
- Wait for it...

371
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:17,230
- [loud pop]

372
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,565
- Exploding ink.

373
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:22,802
Didn't cheat... but
I'm still a supervillain.

374
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,577
- Or we can just call it a draw?

375
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,781
- Deal.

376
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,486
- [loud pop]

377
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,321
- MRS. WONG: Oh, come on!

378
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:47,460
- Supervillain.

379
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,931
- Okay, my three little kitties,
this is the last of the...

380
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:58,238
- [cats meowing]

381
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,706
- We're gonna need

382
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,276
a really big litter box.

383
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,349
- [flamenco music playing]
- Olé!

384
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,652
- [cheers and applause]

385
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,855
- All right, Señor Noodleman.

386
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,725
Fantástico! [laughs]

387
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:23,062
And now our very own
Hiddenville High Raptorettes.

388
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:27,734
- *

389
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,957
- [screams]

390
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,265
It was supposed to be her!

391
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,200
Why do I cheer chat
if nobody ever listens?

392
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,672
- I listened.

393
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,842
- Phoebe?

394
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:13,846
- Well, I'm not sure I
get it... but that was cool.

395
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,516
Let's hear it
for the Raptorettes.

396
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,051
- [cheers and applause]

397
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,754
- Now go win that game
tonight...

398
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,423
that I won't be at!

399
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,993
- [cheers and applause]

400
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,300
- I'm sorry, I should
have believed you.

401
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,867
- And I should have
been a better friend.

402
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,003
Congratulaaaations.

403
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,571
- Aww...

404
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,709
- You two ruined the pep rally.

405
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,244
Who do you think you are?

406
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,215
- She's Cherry.
- She's Phoebs.

407
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,883
The Madisons are major dweebs.

408
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,552
Gotta go, but we had fun.

409
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,822
Drop your pompoms--
we are done.

410
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,325
- Ooh, cheer burn.
- That just happened.

411
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,493
- Ooh, ooh, Rap burn!

412
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:07,334
- Billy, Nora,
you guys did a good job

413
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,536
taking those pizza boxes out.

414
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,804
- You know us--we live to clean.

415
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,841
- [cats meowing]

416
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,209
- Is that that cat, Roscoe?

417
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,846
- [whispers loudly] Hard to say.

418
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,649
- Maybe we were rough
on the little guy.

419
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,585
I'll take him some milk.
- Dad, wait!

420
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,786
- Yeah, let us do it!

421
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,655
- Oh, no, no, no, no,
don't be silly.

422
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,991
Truth be told, I have
a soft spot for cats.

423
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,964
Here, kitty kitty kitty...
kitties.

424
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,366
- [cats meowing]

425
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,033
- HANK: Whoa, whoa...
[screaming]

426
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,035
Get your claws
out of my soft spot!

427
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,103
- [cats meowing]

428
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,805
- You fed the cat, didn't you?

429
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:50,276
- BOTH: Nooooo... yes.

430
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,044
- There's gotta be
a hundred cats out there.

431
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,981
- Eh, 128.

432
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,216
What can I say--it's a gift.

433
00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,620
- [cats meowing]
- HANK: [screaming]