- Hey, Max, we just got invited--
- To Winnie Lee's party. I know.
- Oh, and hey-- - My band's playing. I know.
- Oh, but wait-- - Her parents won't be there.
I know.
- Will you please stop knowing things.
- It's annoying. I know.
- This stinks-- Mom and Dad will never
let us go to a party without parents.
- Phoebe, once again, I'm way ahead of you.
Follow my lead.
Mom, Dad, Phoebe and I got invited
to Winnie Lee's party tonight, and before you ask,
yes, her parents will be there.
- Yep, a couple of parents, there all night,
bein' parents. [laughs]
- In fact, why don't you give 'em a call?
- Yep, we're callin' her parents.
For some reason, we're calling her parents.
- [cell phone ringing]
- VOICE ON PHONE: Hello, Mr. Lee here.
- Hi, this is Hank and Barb Thunderman.
We understand Winnie's throwing a party tonight?
- Yeah, will you be there to supervise?
- Of course, I will.
Because that's what real dads do.
I'll be watching those children like a hawk.
Caw! Caw!
Caw....call ya later.
Hello, gang, what's up?
- What, Colosso, you're Winnie's dad?
- Walk away, Max, just walk away.
- *
* What you see
* Is not what you get
* Livin' our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in
* Bet you'd never guessed
* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *
* Just like all the rest
* A picture perfect family *
* Is what we try to be
* Look closer, you might see *
* The crazy things we do
* This isn't make believe *
* It's our reality
* Just your average family
* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *
* Livin' a double life
We shouldn't be going to a party without adult supervision.
- Yes, so instead, we're gonna spend the whole evening
studying at the library. - HANK: Hold it!
- [velcro ripping] - MAX: Oh.
- Max, were you gonna ditch me to go to the party?
Can you--
- Would you believe
this is "library casual"?
- Yeah, now it's "busted casual."
- Come on, Mom, Oyster and I are the party band.
You could be killing our careers here.
- Yeah, and Winnie Lee is the most popular girl in school.
If you turn down one of her parties, you're done.
Kelly Franklin did that once and you know what happened to her?
- No. - Exactly, 'cause she's done!
- Sorry, our decision is final.
- What do you guys have against parties?
- Oh, we love parties, if they have parents.
- In fact, your Mom and I met at a party.
- PHOEBE & MAX: We know.
- I got cold. - I gave you my jacket.
- PHOEBE & MAX: And then we kissed. Ew!
- It wasn't "Ew!" It was electric.
Sparks actually flew.
- It was the moment your mother found out she had superpowers,
so, if you think about it, she's only super because of me.
- [powers zapping] - Ah!
I'm nothing without you.
- I'm nothing without that party.
- Well, looks like it's off to the library.
- Max. - Hank.
I know. Walk away.
- How did you know they were wearing breakaway clothes?
- I didn't. That could have gone really bad.
- [helicopter blades whirring] - There's cousin Blobbin...
unless we know someone else very rich
with a solid gold helicopter.
- Bye! We're living with cousin Blobbin now.
- No, you're just going to Metroburg for the night
to meet his new dog. - Yeah, hugs before you go.
- Blobbin! - Hello, Thundermans!
- And now he's gonna do his...
- Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! [laughing]
- Kids, you be good. You mind your cousin, Blobbin.
- Oh, don't worry. I'll take care of them.
Hey, who wants to fly my helicopter, first?
- I do! - I do!
- [laughing] You can take turns.
We'll just switch in mid-air. [laughing]
- Ah!
Why are you down here, Phoebe?
And why are you holding my BrainMelt 3000?
- No reason.
I mean, it's not like you could tweak it
to make Mom and Dad remember what it's like to be teenagers,
so we could go to that party.
- Come on, Phoebe, that'll never--
Wait! I can do that.
If I wipe their adult memories,
they'll think they're our age.
- What? Really?
Max, I can't believe you had that idea
and are solely responsible for said idea.
- This little game we're playing making you feel better?
- Yes. I can't be part of this.
Now here are your tools.
- Your house is huge, cousin Blobbin.
- I know. I find new rooms every day.
Thank goodness we have this map. [laughing]
Oh, look, I have a food court! [laughing]
- We cannot wait to meet your puppy.
- Yeah, he's the best. His name--Doggin.
He does tricks and he's always there when you need him.
- Really? Where is he?
- He's not here.
Before I can officially adopt him,
the dog people need to know that
he's getting a new home with a happy family.
- But you don't have a family.
- I do, if you two pretend to be my kids.
What do you say, Blobby Junior and Blobby-Sue?
- Wait, you brought us all the way to Metroburg
just so you could get a dog?
Not cool. - Yeah, we're not your puppets.
- I'll buy you whatever you want.
- Let's get this puppet show started!
- [laughing] - Oh, yeah!
- Were we too hard on the kids?
- Never. Their job is to listen and obey.
Deep down they know who's boss around here.
- Now they do.
- Please let me melt their brains.
- Melt away.
- [electricity zapping]
- Oh, my gosh! Like what just happened?
- Dude, I'm freaking out! Where am I?
- It worked!
- You're in Hiddenville now, but just for the night.
- Road trip. Nice!
- Uh, yeah, you guys have this whole house to yourself.
And get this--no parents.
- Oh, totally rad!
- Fridge raid!
- This is reversible, right?
- [scoffs] Now you're asking me that?
Relax. Of course, it is.
- Oh, cute hair. I love this braid thing.
I'm Barbie. - I'm Max and this is--
- Weird!
- Whoa, you guys have a butt load of ice cream
and I'm one hungry Hankosaurus Rex.
[screeching]
- Oh, that Hankosaur guy is such a loudmouth.
I mean, why is he even here?
- I thought he was your boyfriend.
- Oh! As if!
- Anyway, Phoebe and I gotta go.
I'm playing a party tonight.
- I'll bring the ice cream.
- Actually, it's invite only.
- Harsh. - See ya.
- [imitates airplane zooming]
- I'm gonna need some sunglasses for all this bling.
Much better.
- You asked for it and I got it.
Well, I paid someone to get it.
From the Metroburg supermarket.
- BOTH: Spazzberries!
- Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
These'll make you really, really hyper.
You'll get them after you get me my dog.
- [doorbell rings] - That must be the dog lady.
Remember, I'm your dad. - Got it.
And I'm Blobby-Sue. - [smacks arm]
- I mean, Blobby Junior.
- Oh, hello, Mrs. Rubin.
Welcome to my wonder-- - Let's cut to the chase.
Sit! - [gasps]
- I'm not a big fan of you superheroes.
You're always dressing up my doggies
and putting them in danger. - What?
No. No. [laughing]
I would never do that. Never. Would I, boy?
No, I wouldn't, Doggin, no, I--
- [spraying water] Heel, boy, heel, boy, heel!
- [coughing, sputtering]
- His name is Spot.
And he's not yours until I'm certain
that this is a happy home.
- Oh, yes, of course.
Let me introduce you to my little angels--
[gasps] - BOTH: [hyperactive giggling]
- Oh...Oh...
I thought we said we'd save them for later.
- I couldn't wait! They were so purple and juicy!
- Spazzberry!
- [groaning]
- We're almost at Winnie Lee's house.
This is gonna be so awesome.
- Party, here we come.
- [excited chatter]
- Party, there it goes.
- [cell phone music]
- Uh, Phoebe, the party got moved.
- Moved to where?
- [dance party music]
- This is our house.
- Uh, Barbie, what's goin' on?
- [laughing] So like you wouldn't let us
come to your party,
so we totally threw our own.
[squeals] I hope your parents don't mind.
- Yeah, wherever those losers are.
[laughing]
- Par-tay! - Oyster, no!
- That was...
nice! - ALL: [hooting, cheering]
- [dance party music]
- [screeching]
- Well, Phoebe...
you said you wanted our parents to be teenagers again.
- Yeah, but I didn't want Mom dancing
and wearing my clothes?
Remind me to burn those.
- [straining]
[laughing]
- At least, he's not wearing my clothes.
- [velcro ripping] - Ah!
- Add that to your burn pile.
- [sighs] We need to turn Mom and Dad back into adults
and shut this party down.
- Phoebe, what happened to your parents?
It's like you shot them with a "cool" ray.
- I shoulda used the "cool" ray.
- And, look, your mom's even dancing with Winnie Lee.
- Winnie Lee? She's here? - Mm-hm.
- Max, change of plans.
We have to keep this party going.
You guys need to start playing now.
- Rock 'n Roll, brah!
- She was talking about me and Oyster.
- Harsh.
- Count us down, Oyster. - Two, three, four.
- [rock music] - ALL: [cheering]
- I'm spazzing out! [zooming]
- I'm spazzing out, too. [powers zapping]
- [self-conscious laughter]
- Do you really think this is a good home for a dog?
I wouldn't even let a cat live here.
- Wait. It's not my fault they ate a bunch of spazzberries.
- Didn't you give them the spazzberries?
- Don't blame our fake daddy. - Billy!
- I mean our cousin daddy.
Totally saved it.
- I think we're done here. - Wait!
Let me say goodbye.
Goodbye, Doggin. [whimpering]
- Quit slobbering. - He can't help it.
- I meant you. - Oh.
- Come.
- *
- [camera shutter clicks]
- This is going so well.
- I know. Your social life is set.
- Um, our social life is set.
- BOTH: [squealing excitedly]
- Check it out, girls.
Barbie found someone's journal.
- Actually, Max likes to call it his "thought book."
That's my "thought book." - Whatever.
If you don't want people to read it,
you shouldn't leave it locked in a drawer
inside your locked bedroom. I mean...
- "Dear Diary...
can you have athlete's foot, if you're not an athlete?"
- GIRLS: [laughing] - Gimme that!
- BARBIE: [gasps] - Oh, my Gurd, Phoebe!
Grabby much?
- Hey, you're not cool.
You need to respect people's privacy--
especially in front of Winnie Lee.
- Um, don't tell me what to do.
You're not my mother and Winnie's my girl. Boom!
- [song ends] - ALL: [applauding, cheering]
- MAX: All right, all right, all right.
This next song's called...
what is my father doing? - HANK: [laughing]
- Dude, I don't think I know that song.
- Hey, hey, hey, you can't go down there.
What are you doing? - Makin' bank, brah.
A dollar gets you a ride on the party slide.
Woo! - That's not a party slide.
That's a layer slide. - You're a layer slide.
- [palm slap]
- Aw...
- [dance party music]
- No, no, no, no.
Hey, don't touch that! Don't push that!
Don't mix that!
Hey, stop launching those rockets into space--
on my video game that couldn't possibly
launch actual rockets into space.
Oh, my BrainMelt!
Hey, gimme that!
Why isn't this thing charged?
Oh, who plugged their phones in here?
That's it, everyone out. Don't make me get my parents.
- ALL: [laughing]
- Hey, everybody!
Mr. Thunderman's breaking stuff upstairs.
- ALL: [cheering, hooting]
- Oh, now you leave.
- Oh, dude, can I charge my phone here?
- Out!
- ALL: [chanting "Hankosaur! Hankosaur!"]
- [screeches]
- ALL: [cheering, applauding]
- [palm slap]
- Dude, your dad's super strong.
- Super? Nah, there's nothing super about my dad.
See? Anyone can do that.
[bones crunch]
See? [laughing]
My hand's hardly broken.
- Max, thanks to Mom,
Winnie's never gonna invite me to another party again
and Dad's about to expose our secret.
- That you have athlete's foot?
- I'm talking about--
That secret!
We need to turn Mom and Dad back into grownups,
so they can end this party now.
- Definitely.
Right after Oyster and I play our last song.
- [electric guitar twanging]
- All right, let's end this party.
- Where's your BrainMelt? - Downstairs charging.
- Great! - But it needs four more hours.
- Not great. We don't have four hours.
Wait, the story of Mom and Dad's first kiss.
- What? Are you trying to make this bad night even worse?
- No, I'm trying to save it.
Mom and Dad's first kiss was electric.
We could use it to supercharge the BrainMelt 3000.
- Can't we just stick a lightning rod to it
and hope for the best?
- Come on, it's just one kiss.
We've just gotta get them together.
It shouldn't be too hard.
- We doin' this?
- Oh! As if! [stomps foot]
- [groans]
- You were saying?
- Waaa, Doggin. Why?
- Pull yourself together, Blobbin!
- Why should I?
Doggin's gone forever.
- No, he's not. The dog lady's coming back.
- Why would she do that?
- To give you a second change.
We also stole her keys.
- And her brush.
My hair has never looked better.
- I'm pretty sure that's a dog brush.
- Oh, I know.
- [doorbell rings]
- It's her! Now man up and get your dog back.
- I believe I left my keys.
- Did you know you also left behind
the world's best dog owner?
Because that's what Blobbin will be,
if you gave him a chance.
- Chances are like belly buttons.
You only get one.
- Her story checks out, guys.
- I believe those are mine.
- DOG: [whimpers]
[barking]
- [powers zapping]
- [leash snaps]
- Oh, I love you, too, Doggin.
- Spot, heel!
- Come on, lady. How do you say no to that?
- Like this.
Spot, come! - [growling]
[barks]
- That's dog talk for beat it, bossy.
- Fine. Keep him.
But let me say this-- - ALL: [growling]
- Okay! Okay!
- Oh, Billy, Nora, how can I ever repay you?
- Money works.
- I have that!
Yah!
- Why are we down here? The party's upstairs.
- Because this is the VIP lounge--
for the cool kids.
- Yeah, we thought you guys would wanna
come down here and hang out.
So, hey!
We've gotta recreate the first kiss.
Right. I'll make it cold.
You take him this jacket. - Okay.
- Someone looks chilly.
- Oh.
Good lookin' out.
- It didn't work.
Don't you have some kind of like love potion or something?
- Why ask me? Ask all my girlfriends.
Of course, I don't have a love potion.
That's why I'm in a band.
- This is just like you, Max.
You get us into this and then you can't get us out.
- Hey, melting their brains was your idea.
- Oh, I just planted the seed. You ran with it.
- Who runs with seeds?
I'm a villain, not a farmer.
- Are you crazy? You could have--
- Hey, Blabbermans, you're missing the fireworks!
- [electricity zapping] - Gross! It's happening!
- Get the BrainMelt.
- Oh, good idea. I'll puke in that.
- Give me that!
- [electricity zapping]
- It's charged!
- [electricity zapping]
- Why are we in Max's lair?
- And why am I wearing Phoebe's clothes?
- Max, is that your BrainMelt?
- [gasps] Did you melt our brains?
- I can't lie to you, Dad.
Phoebe did it.
- What? It was both our idea.
We...We wanted you guys to remember
what it was like to be teenagers,
so you would let us go to that party.
- We let you go to that party?
- You guys threw the party.
- That's right, party's over. Everybody get out!
- Keep it moving! Come on!
- I hope you like parties...
because you're going to be at all of them.
Boom!
- BOTH: [excited squealing]
- Total rave, dude.
Hankosaur, we hittin' the water park tomorrow?
- Out.
- Sorry our parents had to ruin all the fun.
- PHOEBE & MAX: Thank you!
- [mini-vacuum whirring]
- BARB: Phoebe? Max?
We're hungry.
- Yeah, we want breakfast!
- All right, we get it.
We wanted you guys to be teenagers,
you're gonna act like teenagers.
- That's right. Now make us breakfast.
- Yeah, and then clean up after us and give us money.
- Okay, we're not doing all that.
- You should totally kiss me, Hankosaur.
- BARB & HANK: [exaggerated kissing]
- Breakfast coming right up!
- [helicopter blades whirring - Oh, look!
It's our two kids who didn't melt our brains.
- HANK: Oh.
- Hi!
How was your night with cousin Blobbin?
- It was awesome and we learned some valuable lessons.
- Very valuable.
- Yeah, we had so much fun.
Though, not as much fun as you two.
- What are you talking about?
- You guys are trending. Hashtag coolest parents ever.
- BARB: Oh!
- *
- [laughing]
- *