1 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:13,381 - Aw, man, I wanted to do that. 2 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:14,982 - My friend Christine from Metroburg 3 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:17,451 got her superhero cape and had a cape ceremony. 4 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,120 Look. 5 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:21,122 How am I getting my cape after Christine? 6 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:24,158 Her superpower is super-hearing. That is so lame. 7 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:26,560 - [text tone dings] 8 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:31,365 - Whoops, she heard that. 9 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,234 - All right, you two, go do your homework, 10 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,035 so you can enjoy the weekend. 11 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,071 - NORA: Cool! - BILLY: Nice cape! 12 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,772 - Or do that. 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,942 - Aw, Christine looks so cute in her superhero cape. 14 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,577 - [text tone ringing] 15 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,779 - She says "Thanks!" 16 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,249 - Oh, her parents must be so proud. 17 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:50,751 Not that we aren't proud of what you've been doing, 18 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,121 hashtagging, shopping, yolo'ing. 19 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:56,590 Oh, ho, you've been crushin' it. 20 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,692 - All right, I suppose if I had chosen to focus more 21 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:02,430 on superhero training, then I'd be getting my cape by now, too. 22 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:06,434 - Do what I do--tie a blanket around your neck and say... 23 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,736 We-e-e-e-e! 24 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:13,006 - We-e-e-e-e is also the size of his brain. 25 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:14,875 - These are special capes, Billy. 26 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,777 The Hero League awards them to you. 27 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,679 - Yeah, it's part of becoming a full superhero. 28 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:21,449 You also get access to weapons and then later 29 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,417 you get your hero name and a supervillain to beat up. 30 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,386 [inhales through teeth] I hope I get Max. 31 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:28,456 - You can't handle all this evil. 32 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,758 [slurping] 33 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,860 [sputtering] 34 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,501 - Maybe it's not too late. 35 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,871 The Hero League still has one more cape to award this year. 36 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:47,074 Not that I've been looking into it on a daily basis. 37 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:48,409 - Getting my cape would be awesome. 38 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:51,179 Before we moved here, it's all I ever dreamed about. 39 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:55,183 That, and ice skating with Channing Tatum. 40 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,017 - I want a superhero cape. 41 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:58,419 - Me, too. 42 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:01,622 One without dad's nacho stains. 43 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,257 - It's never too early to start. 44 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,293 You've just gotta earn it through lots of training 45 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:07,795 and showing admirable superhero behavior. 46 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,364 - Oh, like catching someone when they fall. 47 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,267 Billy, fall backwards. - Okay. 48 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:16,003 - [heavy thud] 49 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:18,572 - Phoebe, where were you? 50 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,210 - * 51 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,477 * What you see 52 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,213 * Is not what you get 53 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:28,282 * Livin' our lives with a secret * 54 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,017 * We fit right in 55 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,485 * Bet you never guessed 56 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,020 * 'Cause we're livin' our lives * 57 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,622 * Just like all the rest 58 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,357 * A picture perfect family * 59 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,492 * Is what we try to be 60 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,860 * Look closer, you might see * 61 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,495 * The crazy things we do 62 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,231 * This isn't make believe * 63 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,932 * It's our reality 64 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,400 * Just your average family 65 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,437 * Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble * 66 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:53,307 * Livin' a double life 67 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:01,382 to save Hiddenville's woodland creatures from a brush fire. 68 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:04,752 I'm gonna get my cape, too, Christine. 69 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,053 - [text tone ringing] 70 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:09,923 - Christine says, "You don't have to yell." 71 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,025 If you wanna do a good deed, help me find dad's wallet. 72 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,727 I need twenty bucks for the party. 73 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,864 - What party? The party? That's tonight? 74 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,766 I told all my friends I was gonna go. 75 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,568 - How could you forget about the first-ever 76 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,470 secret rooftop party in school history? 77 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:26,407 It's illegal and unsafe and I can't wait! 78 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:27,675 - I can't go now. 79 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,710 If mom and dad found out I went to that party, 80 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,912 they would never let me accept the superhero cape. 81 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:34,315 - Jackpot. 82 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,317 - Although, there's nothing like dancing on a roof 83 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,352 after putting out a brush fire. 84 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:41,154 - Thank you, Bank of Hank. 85 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:44,558 - Yeah, just give me five minutes to change and-- 86 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,927 Okay, I'll meet ya there! 87 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,696 - Hey, Phoebs. - [gasping] 88 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,431 - You were out savin' the world, I see. 89 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,899 - You'll be happy to hear 90 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,834 all your good deeds have been reported. 91 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,869 Won't be long before President Kickbutt calls. 92 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,071 - Great. - Where are you going now? 93 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,040 - Oh, I'm off to rescue beached old people 94 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:03,711 and help whales cross the street. 95 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,414 - Somebody's got cape on the brain. 96 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:07,781 - Well, she's not the only one. 97 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:10,584 Let's go check on our junior superheroes. 98 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,820 - Have you seen my wallet? 99 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:18,359 - * 100 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:21,895 - Billy, Nora, what's all this? 101 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:25,232 - We're getting ready to sleep in the wild. 102 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,701 - Yeah, you said surviving a night by ourselves 103 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,237 is the first step in getting our superhero capes. 104 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:32,973 - BOTH: Roughing it! - [glasses clinking] 105 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,809 - Kids, it's supposed to be a challenge. 106 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,210 - Do you know how hard it was 107 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:40,047 getting that mini-fridge out here? 108 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:43,250 - Look, your mother is right. Uh, this is about surviving. 109 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:46,219 Not to brag, but I set the record by surviving 110 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,889 three nights in the wild when I was your age. 111 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,525 Well, actually, I was two years younger. 112 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,094 - That's enough bragging part. 113 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:57,565 - I'm just saying it's about depending on your own skills, 114 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:00,033 not the comforts of home. - [loud buzzing] 115 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,270 - Sorry, Dad, I can't hear you over the foot spa. 116 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,938 - [turns off spa] 117 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,740 He said you can't have all this stuff. 118 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,610 - Then what can we have? 119 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,483 - I can't do this! 120 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:16,950 - Yes, you can. 121 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,453 All we need is a place to sleep. 122 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:20,888 [powers zapping] 123 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,557 - [branches thudding] 124 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,926 - Okay, Billy, build us a fort. 125 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,929 - BILLY: [zooming] 126 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,933 Whoa, I did it. 127 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:37,270 I am Billy, Lord of the Outdoors! 128 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,673 - [owl hooting] 129 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,942 - BOTH: [screaming] 130 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:48,982 - [loud dance music playing] 131 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:53,186 - I'm really excited about you getting this cape, Phoebe. 132 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,022 - What? Oh, let me guess. 133 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,824 Your "excitement" is because you want access 134 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,526 to the superhero weapons. 135 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:01,529 - Absolutely. Here's a list. 136 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,997 - All right, fine, I'll put this in a safe place for you. 137 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,434 [breathing fire] 138 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:10,904 - [loud music continues] 139 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,873 - [metal clanking] 140 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:15,042 - Whoa. Uh... 141 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,777 - That looks bad. 142 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,946 - I know. Those chips are gonna be all crumbs when he falls. 143 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,614 - Whoaaa! 144 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,116 - [ladder creaking] 145 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,753 [ladder thudding heavily] 146 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,089 - Whew. 147 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,091 Oh, you don't think anyone saw me, do you, Max? 148 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,461 - [chomping chip] - Max? 149 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,529 - Oh, baked chips? 150 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,865 You shoulda let him fall. 151 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:40,200 Come on. I know another way up. 152 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:44,171 - * 153 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:46,173 - PHOEBE: Max, are you down there? 154 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,975 - COLOSSO: Tell her "No." 155 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,142 - We've got a mess on our hands. 156 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,479 Somebody recorded everything last night. 157 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:54,715 - Including me bringing back The Cabbage Patch? 158 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:59,052 - Not that mess. This mess. 159 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,255 - [reading] "Miracle Wind Saves Rooftop Partier." 160 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,157 - BOY ON LADDER: Whoaaa! 161 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,160 - The video's gone viral. 162 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,262 If mom and dad see it, they'll know it was telekinesis 163 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,731 and realize I snuck out to the party 164 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,032 and it's bye-bye cape. 165 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,267 - Mom and dad are like 70 years old. 166 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:17,270 They don't watch viral videos. 167 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:20,407 - I just saw a viral video on the morning news. 168 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,309 I'm getting your father and the four of us... 169 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:25,112 we're gonna have a talk. 170 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:27,114 - You forgot about the morning news. 171 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,282 It's the internet for old people. 172 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,123 - It's morning. 173 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,526 We're alive. 174 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:39,593 We did it, Nora. 175 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:42,229 - We did! We survived the whole night! 176 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:45,666 - Well, good morning, you two. 177 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,434 Hey, nice shelter. 178 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:50,938 Of course, mine was rain-proof, but what do I know? 179 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:53,541 I only hold the record. 180 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,375 Anyway, to celebrate your accomplishment, 181 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,778 I thought you might want to see my trophy. 182 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:01,248 Whoa, "see" my trophy. 183 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,250 Only record holders get to touch it. 184 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:06,353 [blowing air] 185 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:09,557 - You know, Nora, staying outside wasn't so bad-- 186 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:13,927 once we got past the sobbing and figured out where to pee. 187 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,997 - You're right. Wanna break dad's record of three nights? 188 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,299 - Totally. - What's that? 189 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:22,069 - Hank, we have a problem. 190 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,104 - I know. Billy and Nora want my trophy. 191 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,740 - Because it was made for children. 192 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,441 Come on. 193 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:31,579 - The trophy-less are a bitter people. 194 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,917 - BOY ON LADDER: Whoaaa! - [ladder creaking] 195 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,419 - Is that what I think it is? 196 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:42,355 - Yep, miracle wind. Give it up for Mother Nature. 197 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,057 - PHOEBE & MAX: [applauding] 198 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,492 - That wasn't wind. 199 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,961 Monitor, play the infrared. 200 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,863 - Whoaaa! 201 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,832 - [powers vibrating] 202 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,034 - [ladder creaking] [ladder thudding heavily] 203 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,636 - Telekinetic waves? 204 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,671 Somebody better start talking. 205 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,707 - All right, fine, here's the deal. 206 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,942 Even though I did all those great things yesterday, 207 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,510 you should also know that-- 208 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,779 - I saved that kid. - Max saved that kid. 209 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,881 Wait? What? 210 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,817 - Sorry, it was me. 211 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:13,386 I was the hero who saved that idiot. 212 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,055 - So, let me get this straight. 213 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:20,427 Max Thunderman saw someone in danger and saved them? 214 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:23,731 - Seems to be what we're going with. 215 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,833 - On purpose? 216 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,534 - All right, I get it. 217 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,437 You guys don't think I can do something heroic, but I did. 218 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:34,141 - Barb, do you know what this means? 219 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,377 - [fanfare music] - HANK: [laughing] 220 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,847 - BARB: [screaming] 221 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:43,851 - HANK & BARB: The phase is over! 222 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,653 - BARB: [cheering] 223 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,055 - We always knew you had it in ya, pal. 224 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,823 [kissing] - Ugh. 225 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,458 - Let's call the Hero League and tell them 226 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:55,929 we have two teen heroes in the family! 227 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,368 - What are you up to? 228 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,870 - I wanna make sure you get your cape. 229 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,271 And in return, you'll give me access 230 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,706 to the Hero League weapons. 231 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,675 - I already told you that's not gonna happen. 232 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,276 - Oh, then, I'll just tell mom and dad 233 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,178 that you snuck out to the party. 234 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,280 Bye-bye cape. 235 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,282 - Oh! Fine! 236 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,284 You can play with one weapon for one hour. 237 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,787 - Oh, goody! Goody! 238 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,790 - The Hero League is so excited, Max. 239 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:25,325 - At first, they didn't believe it and hung up on us. 240 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,260 But then we called back and convinced them. 241 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,862 - COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert! 242 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,432 Incoming transmission from Super President Kickbutt. 243 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,334 - Super President Kickbutt! 244 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,203 Phoebe, this is it! I told you she'd call. 245 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,438 Be cool. 246 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,240 - Hello, Thundermans. 247 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,843 - HANK: Hi! [giggling] 248 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,312 - Phoebe, we're all very impressed with 249 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,948 your recent run of superhero deeds. 250 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,950 Truly exemplary. 251 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,152 - Phoebe, you're gonna get your cape. 252 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:55,956 - And, now, it is with great pleasure that I announce 253 00:10:56,056 --> 00:11:00,227 the last superhero cape of the year is going to... 254 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,062 - Here it comes. 255 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,496 - ...Max Thunderman! 256 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,233 - ALL: Huh? 257 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,201 - Did someone say my name? 258 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:18,378 - Wait. So I'm getting the last cape of the year? 259 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:22,850 I am so armed-- I mean, honored. 260 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,218 - There's gotta be some mistake. 261 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,755 Here, check the name again. It's Phoebe. P-h-o... 262 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,589 - There's no mistake. 263 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,825 Max's unexpected act of heroism 264 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:35,763 catapulted him to to the top of the list. 265 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,099 - ...e-b-e. 266 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,269 As in Phoebe should get that cape. 267 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,072 - I'll see you all at Max's cape ceremony. 268 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:49,542 Super President Kickbutt out! 269 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,479 - Phoebe, I know it's hard, but... 270 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,114 try to be happy for Max. 271 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,784 - But you guys do realize that for Max to save that kid, 272 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,052 he went to a party... 273 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,587 at our school... 274 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,689 on a roof. 275 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,992 - Ah, that's just Max. 276 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,493 - Well, the old Max. 277 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:11,331 - Good riddance to that guy. 278 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,333 - Now if you'd have gone to that party, 279 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,336 you'd be in big trouble, but you didn't... 280 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,339 'cause you're a good girl. 281 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,608 - Now I can say it, Barb. 282 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,710 All our kids are good! 283 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:26,313 - Come on, we've got a cape ceremony to plan! 284 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,181 - HANK: Oh! 285 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,420 - What? I did you a favor. 286 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,655 Now you don't have to lend me those weapons anymore-- 287 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,390 'cause I can get 'em myself. 288 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,359 You're welcome. 289 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,833 - Billy! 290 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,868 You ate all the granola. 291 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,171 How are we supposed to survive without food? 292 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,874 - That was food? 293 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,843 - Oh, hey, guys. 294 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,244 Are you still out here? 295 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,279 I totally forgot. 296 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:05,152 Since I'm here, would you like this giant cookie I baked? 297 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,954 - Yes! 298 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,221 - Billy, stop! 299 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,891 He's trying to trick us into going into the house. 300 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,160 He doesn't want us to break his record. 301 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,863 - Did I forget to mention I baked little cookies 302 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,666 inside the big cookie? 303 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:24,037 - There's inside cookies? 304 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:28,341 - We're not playing your hunger games, old man. 305 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,178 - Fine! But you'll never get my trophy. 306 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:34,414 Or this! - [shoe thudding cookie] 307 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,023 - Oh, if I can prove Max is still evil, 308 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:46,226 he'll never get that cape--and I will. 309 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,496 - You won't find anything. Max covered his tracks. 310 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,332 He's become the face for reformed teen villains. 311 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,440 - Oh, yeah? Well, if he's so reformed, 312 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:04,211 then why is his Dark Mayhem poster right under this one? 313 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,783 - Here comes Captain Happy Pants now. 314 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,685 - Hey! Hey! Phoebs! 315 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,287 - Stuff it, Max. 316 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,156 - Easy. We don't use that kind of language 317 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,292 down here in the Hero Lounge. 318 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,760 - Max, you've gotta stop this. 319 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,996 Sometimes when a supervillain pretends to be good, 320 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,532 he becomes good without even knowing it. 321 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,700 It happened to the Big Belly Bandit. 322 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,002 - Who? 323 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:34,674 - You know him by his new name--Santa Claus. 324 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,309 - Colosso, relax. 325 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,311 I told you already I'm just acting like this 326 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,180 until I get those weapons. 327 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,949 Now you guys hang in there. 328 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:45,986 If I can do it, so can you. 329 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,956 - It's too much! You're just reading posters! 330 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,391 - MAX: Teamwork! 331 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,593 - He's taking this too far. 332 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:54,561 - Mmmm, I don't know. 333 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:58,265 With my help, he can go a little further. 334 00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,732 - What does that mean? 335 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,401 Get back here! 336 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,371 Max always shares his plans with me! 337 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:08,408 - * 338 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,578 - Such a help, Mr. Hero Man. 339 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,313 - When I see a damsel in distress, 340 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,583 I come a-runnin'. - Oh... 341 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,991 - Helping mom, huh? Maybe Colosso was right. 342 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,994 When you pretend to be good, you actually become good. 343 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,662 - Please. My heart is as black as ever. 344 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,464 - [coaster zooming] 345 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,833 - Really? If you're still so evil, 346 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,202 then why are you using a coaster? 347 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:39,139 - I've never used a coaster in my life. 348 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,573 How'd that get there? 349 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,010 - COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert! 350 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,478 Cable technicians approaching. 351 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,481 - Oh, ho, ho! I know who this is! 352 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,725 - [scanner humming] 353 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,693 - Perimeter's secure. 354 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,832 - [velcro ripping] 355 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,837 - Super President Kickbutt, always a pleasure. 356 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,741 - It's a tremendous day for the Thunderman family. 357 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:18,311 Simone, I asked you to wear your super suit. 358 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:22,282 - You're not the president of my closet. 359 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,084 - Sorry about my daughter. 360 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,253 She has a bit of a dark side. 361 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,455 I'm hoping Max can inspire her. 362 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,491 - Oh, well, he inspires us every day. 363 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,461 Well, since yesterday. 364 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:40,267 - You're probably wondering where Billy and Nora are. 365 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,934 - Who? 366 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,770 - You're right. 367 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,806 I'll let them know you insisted I bring them inside. 368 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:50,377 - Hey, hey, hey, Super Prez. I love your hair. 369 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,979 - Max is still getting the cape. - Okay. Good talk. 370 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,984 - Billy! Nora! 371 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:03,156 Super President Kickbutt is here and has ordered you two inside. 372 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,757 - Super President Kickbutt is here? 373 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,093 Yeah, right. 374 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:10,830 - She's here because Max is getting his superhero cape. 375 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,365 - BOTH: [laughing] 376 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,834 - You're pathetic. 377 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:18,438 We'll come inside after we erase you from the history books. 378 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:29,616 - Dr. Colosso. - Evelyn. 379 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,353 - PHOEBE: [powers zapping] - SIMONE: Whoa! 380 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,854 - ALL: [applauding] - Name's Simone. 381 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,289 And, no, I don't have a boyfriend. 382 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,758 [laughing] 383 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,963 - Good catch. 384 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,166 Your hero instincts kicked in pretty fast just then. 385 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,135 - Those weren't hero instincts. 386 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,203 Those were my evil guy 387 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,306 pretending-to-be-a-hero instincts. 388 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,142 I'm in character. 389 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:59,011 - Or is the character in you? 390 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:02,715 - Okay, there's no way I'll ever be good. 391 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,852 See mom's ham she's been slow-roasting for two days? 392 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,421 - [powers zapping] - [ham thudding] 393 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,623 - Now would a real hero do that? 394 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:15,295 - Holy flying pig, yes! 395 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,863 - MAX: What the heck? 396 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:21,634 - Thanks, Max! You're a hero! 397 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,170 - Look at that. 398 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,338 Even when you try being bad, it turns out good. 399 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,374 - No, no, that's not what I-- 400 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,008 Can't we just-- 401 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:32,312 Get outta my head! 402 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:36,449 - We gather here today to bestow upon Max Thunderman 403 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,452 his superhero cape! 404 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:43,022 - Not gonna happen, President Stinkbutt! 405 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,826 - [laughing] That's what I used to call her. 406 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,595 - Max, what are you doing? 407 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,597 - I am not a superhero. 408 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:51,998 - Aw, he's got cape fear. 409 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,334 Don't worry, honey, it happens to all of us. 410 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,369 Come on, put your cape on for mommy. 411 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,837 - No! 412 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,207 I am evil and always have been. 413 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,941 And President Kickbutt here 414 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,910 is gonna take me to get some weapons! 415 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,845 - PRESIDENT KICKBUTT: [gasping] 416 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,615 You realize you're making a horrible mistake, right? 417 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,717 - Zip it, Evelyn. 418 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,719 - SIMONE: Kick butt! 419 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,487 - MAX: Ah! [zooming] 420 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,556 - [plaster thudding] 421 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,459 - Yeah! That felt awesome! 422 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,697 - Our bellies are full. 423 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,235 Nothing can stop us now from breaking dad's record. 424 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,336 - MAX: Ahhhhhh! 425 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,904 - [heavy thud] 426 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,807 - BOTH: [screaming] 427 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,849 - Super President Kickbutt, my sincere apologies. 428 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,418 My son's behavior was unacceptable. 429 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,587 If anything, the Thundermans 430 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:51,458 are pillars of dignity and respect. 431 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,060 - NORA & BILLY: [screaming] 432 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,530 - Ha, ha, you two came in ten seconds too soon! 433 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,865 Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. 434 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,633 Ma record still stands! 435 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,270 Too bad! So sad! 436 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,537 - NORA: [powers zapping] 437 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,240 - HANK: [screaming] 438 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,277 Oh...oh...oh... 439 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:14,447 - Too bad! - So sad! 440 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,849 - This place is a mad house. 441 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,119 - I could not agree more. So, about my cape ceremony. 442 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,456 Should we reschedule or just roll on into it right now? 443 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:28,060 - I'm giving the cape to the person who just saved me. 444 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,798 - Wait, Simone? - Mm-hm. S-i-m-- 445 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,334 - I know how it's spelled! - SIMONE: [laughing] 446 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:38,137 - Super President Kickbutt out! [snapping fingers] 447 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,974 - PHOEBE: [groaning] 448 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,978 - [whining] Oh, mommy, I need a hug. 449 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,747 - Don't "Mommy" me. 450 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,716 You just embarrassed our entire family. 451 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,484 - Me? What about Phoebe? 452 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,653 She's the one who saved that dumb kid from falling. 453 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,788 She's the real embarrassment. - Wait. 454 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,124 - What was that? 455 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,026 - Uh... 456 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:05,565 Clearly, he is delirious from the butt trauma. 457 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,334 Okay, fine. 458 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,636 I'm the one who saved the kid at that party. 459 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,804 - Phoebe, why? 460 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,540 - Because he was falling? 461 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,242 - No, I mean, why'd you let Max take credit for your save? 462 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,411 - Well, I didn't want you guys to know 463 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,112 I snuck out to the party. 464 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,114 Look, I'm really sorry I lied. It's just that... 465 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,016 I really want my superhero cape, 466 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,119 but I also wanna be out there dancin' on rooftops. 467 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,522 - You've been on more than one rooftop? 468 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,359 - I got this. 469 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,026 It's okay, sweetie. 470 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,195 I mean, part of being a superhero 471 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,665 is juggling your hero life with your regular life. 472 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,066 You'll get your cape. 473 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,402 It just may take longer. 474 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,371 - Thanks, Mom. 475 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,839 So, does that mean if there's another rooftop party, 476 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,842 I can go? - Oh, sure. 477 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,077 Oh, as a matter of fact, 478 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,046 there's one happenin' right now on our roof. 479 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,616 You can patch that Max-shaped hole 480 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,985 while Max sits here and watches. 481 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,587 - What? Sits and watches? 482 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,288 How is that a punishment? 483 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,791 - Max, sit. 484 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:08,661 - [screaming] Oh, my butt! 485 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:27,814 - *