- [sirens wailing] - PHOEBE: Run!
- [alarm blaring]
- Wait for me! - I got ya, buddy!
No-o-o-o-o-o!
- COLOSSO NARRATING: That's me, your old pal Dr. Colosso.
How did I end up like this?
Well, it all started out like any other normal day.
- [doorbell ringing]
- Phoebe, I really need your help!!
- Okay, you're talking loud, so you must be nervous.
Oh, my gosh, Joey finally asked you out!
- And now we're meeting for pizza at 2:00!!
What do I do?!!
- Okay, relax. Let's clap this out.
Calm down. You're with your bestie.
Just remember-- he's only a boy.
He's just as nervous as you are.
And your hair is tote of it.
Better? - [sighing] Thank you.
I always feel better when you're around.
[gasping] You should come with me.
- Wouldn't Joey think that's weird?
- Not as weird as shattering his eardrums.
I'll have him invite his best friend.
- Neil? The one who only eats blender food?
- Hey, you haven't lived
until you've had one of his cheeseburger milkshakes.
- Actually, I think I'm alive
because I haven't had one of his cheeseburger milkshakes.
- Please, Phoebe, I have been crushing on Joey
ever since my second time through the fourth grade.
- All right. Fine.
If it means that much to you, I will be there.
- Really? Oh, you're the best friend ever!
- I don't know this move.
- Thank you! I'll see you at Wong's.
- Hey, Dad, will you put together my new dollhouse today?
It's only 500 pieces.
- Oh, I can think of 500 reasons why I don't wanna do that.
- Please, Daddy? For me.
- Oh, ho, ho, ho.
How can I say "No" to my baby girl?
[kissing]
- How do you do that?
- Cuteness is my other superpower.
- Oh, isn't it a beautiful morning?
The sun is shining, the birds are singing,
[powers zapping] Oh!
- Mom's nuking the coffee maker.
- Are you feeling okay, Barb?
- Yeah, just a weird little power surge.
I guess I'll have some toast, instead.
[powers zapping]
- And there goes the toaster.
- Why is Mom destroying the kitchen?
- I'm probably just coming down with a cold.
- Let's do a quick body scan just to be sure.
- [computer scan humming]
- Is Mom okay, Dad? - Of course she is, Billy.
There's three explanations
for why your Mom's getting power surges--
a simple head cold,
a disturbance in the stratosphere or...
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Congratulations.
Barb Thunderman is pregnant.
- Ohhhh... [heavy thud]
- COMPUTER VOICE: And Hank Thunderman has passed out.
- *
- Oh, my gosh, Mom, you're having a baby!
I can't believe it.
- Sometimes these things aren't accurate.
Your Mom did have a big burrito last night.
Let's give it one more go.
- [computer scan humming]
- COMPUTER VOICE: Barb Thunderman--still pregnant.
- NORA: Yay! - HANK: [laughing]
- How do you feel, Mom?
- I'm happy and kind of in shock.
[powers zapping] - HANK: [gasping]
- Sorry, Hank. I'll get you an ice pack.
- All right, there's no time to waste.
We need diapers, wipes...
Oh, everybody come up with baby names.
No fruits or states.
- Are tomatoes a fruit?
'Cause I'm thinking "Tomato" Thunderman.
- I don't get it. What's the rush?
We have nine months.
- Actually, superhero babies come a little sooner than that.
- How soon are we talkin'?
A couple of months? A few weeks?
- Today.
- We need to start packing, Hank.
- Guys, you watch Billy and Nora
while I take your Mom to the Metroburg Superhero Hospital.
- Uh, Phoebe, I need you to make
a bunch of sandwiches for the trip.
- You got it. - Make something for me, too.
- Oh, good idea, Barb.
- But, Dad, what about the dollhouse?
- Oh, that's gonna have to wait, sweetie.
I'm gonna be very busy with the baby.
Our fifth baby.
House fulla love!
- Uh-oh, your cute superpower
doesn't work with the new baby coming.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm the cute one around here.
And I always will be.
- Yeah, right, Nora-- once that baby comes,
you'll just be another kid in the house.
You'll be lucky if they remember your name.
- Oh, you, uh, little one with the bow,
use your super speed and help me find your Mom's slippers.
- It's Nora and I have laser eyes!
- This is so exciting, Max.
What do you think our baby sister's superpowers will be?
- First of all, it's gonna be a boy,
and I hope he has the power of time travel,
so I can get out of this conversation.
- Come on, you know it's gonna be a girl.
- Boy. - Girl.
- It doesn't matter. We'll find out in a few hours.
Oh, gosh, Cherry.
Oh, I promised her I'd go to Wong's to help her with a boy.
- You're her boy expert?
Who's yours?
- All right, maybe I can still go and get back
before Mom and Dad get home...
with a girl. - Boy.
- PHOEBE: Boy. - MAX: Girl.
- PHOEBE: Fine. Girl. - MAX: Oh!
- What? Another baby?
And they say we breed like rabbits.
- Yep, and big brother Max
already has the perfect plan to turn him evil.
- Teach him the evil alphabet?
* "A" is for arson "B" is for burglary *
* C-- - No.
I'm gonna set my smart watch to the frequency
of these baby monitors and teach him evil stuff
every night while he sleeps.
- Ha! I love it!
- Let me just, uh... clear some space here.
- Hey, don't touch the towel!
- [gasping]
- COLOSSO: Uh... - The animalizer?
You were gonna turn back into a human?
How'd you even know where to find this?
- You talk in your sleep.
The rest was easy.
- Okay, Billy, you ready to play
"Pull the Can of Brussels Sprouts?"
- How do you play?
- You pull the can of brussels sprouts.
You win!
Now go away.
[evil laughter]
- You were gonna turn yourself back into a human and leave?
- Just for a few hours.
Look, I wasn't gonna tell you, but...
check inside my mailbox.
- [reading] "Congratulations.
"The Villain League has named you...
Villain of the Decade"?
Colosso, that's awesome!
- Yeah, they're having a ceremony tonight in my honor.
But if I show up as a rabbit,
they'll know your father defeated me
and I'll be humiliated.
- Why didn't you just ask? - I thought you'd say "No."
Can I go? - No.
If Dad found out I turned you back into a human,
even for a minute, he'd split us up.
Sorry, buddy.
I'd better hide this some place where you'll never find it.
- COLOSSO: The secret drawer in your desk?
- No...think I'm stupid or something?
- COLOSSO: Ah, so under the boulders, then?
- Stop doing that!
- *
- You're late! Where have you been?
- Cherry, I am so sorry.
I just found out my mom is having a ba-a-a--
a-a-ake sale.
So how's it going here?
- Well, I was afraid to go over and start loud talking at Joey,
but now that my bestie's here, I'll be okay.
Hey, Joey. - Hey, Neil.
- Bread? - Uh, sure.
- [blender whirring]
- Chewing sickens me.
- Mmm, I'd better get us some spoons.
- Wait, uh, Phoebe, don't go.
- I'll be right back.
Oh, hi, Mrs. Wong. I was just grabbing some spoons.
- To eat pizza? [scoffing]
I guess everyone else is doing it wrong.
Here you go, weirdo.
- Uh, wait, uh, this one's dirty.
- So, wash it. I'm not your mama.
- And I have a cat named Moon Pie!!
Do you have any pets?!!
- Uh, Cherry, can I talk to you for a sec?
- Yes!! Excuse me!!
I think I was talking too loud.
- You're just nervous. Come on, slap it out.
You have nothing to worry about.
Joey likes you. I can tell.
And, plus, you are totally rocking the combat boots.
- What would I do without you?
Now don't leave me again.
- All right. I promise.
- Okay, sorry. Where were we?
- Caesar salad for the lady?
- [liquid splooshing]
- HANK: [rhythmic panting]
- Wow, having a baby looks really uncomfortable.
- I know. The big belly. The swollen feet.
- Yeah, and Mom doesn't look too good, either.
- Oh, hey, Dad, if you have time in the hospital,
maybe you can build my new dollhouse.
- BARB: [powers zapping]
Hank, my thunder surges are getting stronger.
- Okay, it's fine.
Just, if it happens again, make sure you don't hit the--
- [powers zapping] - [van alarm blaring]
- MALE COMPUTER VOICE: System down.
Estimated repair time --two hours.
- Oh, no, Hank, what'll we do?
- Okay, honey, it's fine. Don't panic.
Just, uh, I'll fly you to the hospital myself.
- We can't! What if I have the baby mid-air?
Remember what happened the last time?
- Why are you pointing at me?
What happened last time?
- Oh, no! - What "Oh, no."
- It's time. - No. No, it's not.
- Yes, it is. - No, no, it's not.
It can't be. You're gonna have to hold it in.
- Hold it in? I can't hold it in!
- You can't have a superhero baby
at a non-superhero hospital.
- I know. Well, I guess we'll just have to
have it here at the house.
- Who can deliver it? - You are.
- I am?!
- What happened last time?!
- BARB: [electrical zapping] [screaming]
- This is not how babies are born
in the nature movies at school.
- The miracle of birth is horrifying!
- Billy, I need you and Nora to super speed
to the baby store and buy everything on this list--
diapers, baby wipes, formula, ear plugs.
- Why do you need ear plugs?
- BARB: [powers thundering] Hank!!!!
- Got it.
- Now here's some money and no pit stops along the way.
Now Phoebe-- Where's Phoebe?
- She went on a date. - A date?
- I know. Poor guy.
- You call her and get her back here right away.
We are in labor!
- BARB: [powers thundering] We, Hank?!
- You, Barb, you. You're my queen.
- Wow, pregnancy's making Mom cranky.
- Hey, she is still your sweet Mom.
- BARB: [powers thundering] Get up here, Ha-a-a-a-nk!!
- So, the teacher goes,
"Cherry, good job dissecting that frog.
Too bad we're in history class."
- JOEY: What? [laughing]
- Here you go. Baked fresh--
last Tuesday. [cackling]
- Yay, I am so starving. I haven't eaten all day.
- Why didn't you have anything at that bake sale?
- What bake sale?
- The one that you said your mom was having.
- Oh, the bake sale.
Yeah, no, I didn't say bake sale.
I said brake sale.
You know, car brakes, bike brakes.
- [cell phone ringing]
- Lucky breaks.
Excuse me for a sec.
- Your friend's weird.
Mushroom calzone?
- What is it, Max?
What? Okay! Um... I'll be right there.
- Phoebe, this is going so well.
Thank you so much for being here.
- You're welcome. I have to leave.
- What?
Phoebe! You promised!
[sighing]
So, how's everybody doing?!!
- I don't know, Billy. Maybe Max is right.
Now that the baby's coming,
I'll just be another kid in the house.
At least you still pay attention to me.
Billy?
- FEMALE VOICE: The rooster goes...
- BILLY: Mooo! - [rooster crowing]
- They don't give you enough time.
- I guess my cute years are over.
- What are you talking about?
You're still cute.
Well, not as cute as that baby.
But how can you compete with a baby?
- Attention, shoppers!
Please join us for our Cutest Baby Contest--
starting in five minutes.
Woo-hoo!
- That's how I'm gonna compete. You'll see.
I'm gonna win Cutest Baby.
- Good luck entering without a parent.
- Come on, you're the dad.
- Oh, man...
- BARB: [powers thundering] [screaming]
- Hey, how's Mom?
- No baby yet, oh, and Dad's mad at you for leaving.
- Perfect. Cherry's mad at me, too.
I can't win! - Hey, this'll cheer you up.
- BARB: [powers zapping] Hank!!
- HANK: [thudding, yelping]
- [laughing] It gets funnier every time.
All right, Dad, you're lookin' good.
Shake it off. - [sighing]
- You've got this.
Now, go up there, show that baby who's boss when Mom's not home.
- BARB: [powers thundering]
- How long has that been going on?
- Oh, about an hour.
- BARB: [powers thundering] Get out!!!
- HANK: [yelping, thudding]
Hey, guys, it's Moebe and Phax.
- Uh-oh, Dad's broken.
We don't know how to deliver a baby.
What are we gonna do?
- Well, first, we're gonna take a picture.
- HANK: Hey! - BARB: [powers thundering]
- Then we're gonna find someone
with tons of medical experience.
And I know just the guy.
- So, you won't let me go pick up a trophy,
but delivering a baby, that's okay.
- Dr. Colosso, please, we're begging you.
- Our Mom is having the baby right now.
- Okay. Okay. I'll do it.
Now boil water and get me some towels.
Tie back my whiskers.
Let's mambo!
- BARB: [screaming] - HANK: [screaming]
- BABY: [crying]
- Phoebe, Max, meet your new baby sister...
- ...Chloe Thunderman.
- Told you it would be a girl.
- I'm still making her evil.
- COLOSSO: Ahem!
You're welcome.
- Thanks, Dr. Colosso.
- Look, kids, superheroes need a 12 hour recharge nap
after giving birth, so let's give your Mom some privacy.
- Oh, it's okay, Hank.
You know, I don't think I'll need...
[groaning]
- I'm very happy for you.
- Thanks.
- I was talking to Chloe.
I'm happy she looks nothing like you.
[evil laughter]
- *
- You really helped us out there, Colosso.
- That's what friends are for.
- Friends.
Hey, what time does your event start?
- What's the difference? I told you--
I can't show my furry face at the Villain League.
- But, what if your face wasn't furry?
- The animalizer?
You're going to turn me human?
- On one condition--
you let me go with you to watch you get that cool award.
- Yippee! It's a deal!
Hit me with the people juice. Get me!
- [animalizer zapping]
- Well, I'm waiting.
What? What are you staring at?
Whoa! I'm a person again!
[yelping]
I have arms!
And tiny ears!
And no tail!
Just a regular old people butt!
Thanks, Max. - Sure.
- Hey, come on. Let's take a selfie together.
Say "supervillains!"
- BOTH: Supervillains! - [cell phone camera clicking]
- All right, let's put on our jet packs...
...when you finish feeling your butt.
- I can do both.
- One by one. Yay! - CROWD: [applauding]
- [laughing] And that concludes
the crawling portion of our contest.
Coming up next, we have-- - NORA: Wait!
Introduce me, Dad!
- Hi, fellow parents.
Uh, you should really see my baby crawl.
- Very strange. That's a huge baby.
Oh, that's no baby. That's a little girl.
She can't be in the contest.
- The sign says ages zero to nine.
- That's months.
- You should put it on the sign, judgey pants.
Now let's go. I'm not getting any younger.
- You got that right.
Fine, let's see the giant baby crawl.
- All right, kids, watch how a cute baby does it.
Hit it, Pop!
- *
- COLOSSO: Oh.
- This is Villain League Headquarters?
It's an old broccoli factory.
- Yes, broccoli workers are so easy to overthrow.
[evil laughter]
- MALE VOICE: State password.
- Password.
- The password is "password"? - Shhhh!
Come on!
- *
- MAX: Whoa! [gasping]
Oh! Whoa!
These are the greatest villains of all time--
and the weapons that made them famous.
It's beautiful!
- Dr. Colosso. - MAX: [gasping]
- COLOSSO: Hey, hey.
- It's King Crab! It's Killstro and Lady Web!
- Be cool, Max.
Remember, if anyone asks, you're my evil assistant Norman.
King Crab!
Ugh...
Hi.
- Dr. Colosso, so glad you could join us.
You know these two crazies.
- BOTH: Viva la evil!
- Hey, guys, viva la evil!
- Hi, I'm Norman. Just happy to be here.
- So, uh, it looks like we're a little early.
Ha. Ha. No problem.
It'll give me more time to practise
my Villain of the Decade speech.
- Ah, yes, your speech.
Listen, here's the thing about that.
We lied!
- You did what now?
- That's right.
We lured you here to kick you out of the League.
- You haven't done anything evil in years.
- You've gone s-s-s-soft!
- S-s-s-soft?
This is Dr. Colosso.
He's as evil as they come.
He boos at funerals.
- Hand over your Villain League card.
Take his cape. - Not my cape? My cape!
There's a very simple explanation.
See, for the last few years, I've been busy...
capturing this guy--
Thunder Man's son! - What?
[nervous laugh] No, no, no, my name's Norman.
- [metal clamp clicking]
- Dr. Colosso, what are you doing?
- Quiet, prisoner!
- [scanner beeping]
- Superhero DNA confirmed.
- [evil laughter] [pincer clicking]
Ooh, what a kingly catch.
Well done, Colosso.
Now take his phone so he can't call his daddy for help.
- I'm not gonna need help.
Feel my heat, crab face. [exhaling]
- Your powers won't work with that clamp on.
And your toothbrush won't work unless you use it.
Now, prepare him... for the hermit crabs.
- Hermit crabs?
Think I'm afraid of a few little hermit crabs?
[screaming]
- [evil laughter]
Things are about to get very...
- [crabs chomping]
- Pinchy.
- SUPERVILLAINS: [evil laughter]
- *
- COLOSSO NARRATING: So, there we were--
me, kickin' it as a human again,
and Max dangling over a vat of hungry crabs.
Poor guy seemed a little upset.
- You guys can't do this to me.
I'm a supervillain like you.
I--I have a lair, I hate puppies,
I sneeze on bottles of hand sanitizer.
Colosso, tell them.
- Yeah, right, like the son of Thunder Man
would ever be a villain.
- Sounds like a phase to me.
- It's not a phase!
- SUPERVILLAINS: [evil laughter]
- Come, Colosso,
we have a little time before he's lowered to his doom.
Oh, Thunder Boy, be sure to scream loud
so we know when the show starts.
- SUPERVILLAINS: [evil laughter]
- I got ya, Claw Daddy!
- Dr. Colosso!
Are you just gonna let them lower me
into a vat of hermit crabs?
- When you put it that way--
Yep! [evil laughter]
- Wow, look who emptied her bottle.
Again!
You keep eating like this, you're gonna have
your first superhero growth spurt today.
- You should have seen your first growth spurt.
You doubled in size.
Max's first spurt was all in his diaper.
- Speaking of diapers,
I thought you sent Billy and Nora out for supplies.
- Yeah, with a hundred dollars cash.
That might have been a mistake.
Uh, better go find 'em.
Thunder Man, away!
- You can't go through the ceiling with a baby in the room!
- Right. Thunder Man...
going out the back.
Then away! [zooming]
- Looks like it's just you and me, huh, Chloe?
Yes, it is. - CHLOE: [cooing]
- Aw, bubbles?
Even your superpower's adorable.
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
Angry Cherry approaching.
- Oh. All right, Chloe, you're about to learn
the hardest part of being a superhero--
keeping it a secret from your best friend.
Help me out. Shhh...
- CHLOE: [cooing]
- Hey, Cherry. Oh! Uh...
I am so so sorry I had to run out on you.
How'd it go? - Let's see.
As soon as you left, I got nervous again
and started loud talking.
Then Joey went to the bathroom and never came back.
And Neil made me drink buffalo wings!!
- CHLOE: [crying]
- Is that a baby? - What?
No, uh, it's my stomach.
All that liquid bread, whew.
- No, that's a baby.
Where did she come from?
- Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much--
- Phoebe! - Okay. Okay.
Cherry...
meet my new baby sister...
Chloe.
- You have a new baby sister and you didn't even tell me?
- [speaking as Chloe] Don't be mad at Phoebe.
You guys are friends.
- Are we?
Honestly, I feel like you're always hiding things from me.
- Look, I know.
The truth is, I do have a lot of secrets.
I just can't tell you any of them.
- What kind of best friends
don't tell each other everything?
- Uh...
- Guess that's my answer.
- Look, Cherry, wait.
[sighing]
- *
- Oh, you clean up someone's poop for three years
and this is the thanks you get?
[straining]
Aha, my smart watch.
I can tap into the baby monitor and alert Dad.
[straining]
- [watch buttons beeping]
- [hot air gusting]
Hold on, Chloe, your bottle's almost ready.
- MAX ON BABY MONITOR: Help!
Villains are lowering me into a vat of hermit crabs.
- Aw, Chloe's first words were:
"Help! Villains are lowering me into a vat of hermit crabs."
Say what?
- MAX: Wait, if anyone is listening,
tell Dad I'm at the old broccoli factory in Metroburg.
Please, help!
- Metroburg? I'd better call Dad.
- [cell phone ringing]
- Oh, no, he left his phone.
There's only one thing to do.
Wake up, Mom!
You gotta get up! Max is in trouble!
Wake up!
I can't take a baby to fight villains.
What am I gonna do?
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
Angry Cherry sulking on porch.
- Cherry!
- [door opens]
- Cherry, I'm so glad you're still here.
- I had no choice.
I'm not allowed to ride my bicycle angry.
- Okay, look, I know you're still mad at me,
but I really need a favor.
I need you to watch Chloe while I go run an errand.
- Where? To the secret store to buy more secrets?
- Support the head. Thank you.
- Phoebe, you can't do this.
We're not friends any more.
- Thunder Van, hyper speed to Metroburg.
- MALE COMPUTER VOICE: Hyper speed repair incomplete.
- Fine. Any speed. Just go.
- COMPUTER VOICE: Initiating.
- [van power surging]
- Thunder Van, stop!
- [van powering down]
- [hydraulics whirring]
- Get in, Cherry.
It's time I tell you everything.
- COMPUTER VOICE: Baby secure.
- CHERRY: Uh, how is this van driving itself?
- Cherry, have you ever heard of Thunder Man?
- So many adorable babies.
And so many wonderful bargains here at Tots.
- Get to the winner!
- Oh, they grow up so fast.
And the winner of The Cutest Baby Contest is...
Britney Williams!
- BILLY: Uh-oh.
- Are you kidding me?
You picked the drooler?
What does she have that I don't?
- A birth certificate from this year.
Please take your tiny dad and leave!
- Fine. I'd crawl out of here, but I know how to walk.
Wait, who won second place?
- Not you. - Okay.
- Sorry, she takes after her mother.
- COLOSSO & KING CRAB: [evil laughter]
- Oh, man, it's good to have you back, Dr. Colosso.
Now the Villain League will be restored to its former glory.
- I'm ready, baby.
I've got an evil plan to use my shrink ray
to turn Minneapolis into Mini-Minneapolis.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- Oh, viva la evil!
Oh, look, I've got the happy claw.
Let's celebrate.
Madge, bubble wrap for two, please?
- You've still got a thing with the bubble wrap, huh?
- Oh, I can't help it. I just love poppin' stuff.
Oh...Ha. Ha. Ha.
Pop! Pop! Pop! Poppity! Pop! Pop!
Look at me go. [laughing]
Colosso, get over here.
Take a selfie with me.
- I've done those.
- Hey, what's the hold up?
Worried about how you look?
I've got a claw for a hand.
- No, no, I just realized I'm double parked--
on top of another car.
- [laughing] [claw clicking]
Dr. Colosso!
Oh, well, more for me. Pop! Pop! Pop!
[laughing] It will never get old.
- Max!
- Oh, hello, Dr. Jerk Face.
- I deserve that.
Can you ever forgive me, old pal?
So what if they think I've gone soft.
Nothing's worth betraying my pal, Max.
- Wait. You're actually gonna save me?
What about King Crab? - That bottom feeder--
he doesn't scare me.
- Really?
- Ah! Please don't pinch me!
- Well, isn't this touching.
Pardon me while I dry my tears with my claw.
- All right, you caught me.
Max Thunderman and I are friends.
- Oh. Well, then, I don't suppose
you'll mind "hanging out" together.
[laughing]
- I can't help but feel that some of this is my fault.
- You're unbelievable.
Can I get my own tank of hermit crabs, please?
- And tear you two apart?
I'll leave that to my hungry little friends.
- SUPERVILLAINS: [evil laughter]
- [pressing buttons, pulling levers]
- *
- Well, Cherry, that's the whole story.
- So you're saying that you and your family are superheroes,
your brother has a talking rabbit,
and you're going to Metroburg to rescue him from villains?
- Yeah, it feels so good to finally tell you everything.
- Do ya think I'm stupid?
- What? No.
- So your dad's name is "Thunder Man" Thunderman?
You sound ridiculous.
- No, I swear it's true.
- MALE COMPUTER VOICE: Arriving at destination.
- I'll prove it right after I go save Max from villains.
Watch Chloe and stay in the van no matter what.
- "Villains," "stay in the van"--lies!
Got it!
- *
- Nora, can we go now?
I wanna meet the baby and show it my 'stache.
- I'm not leaving. - Why not?
Just because the baby's cute
doesn't mean you can't be cute, too.
- It's not just about being cute.
If I'm not the baby of the family anymore,
I won't be special.
- It's okay, Nora.
I don't know if you know this--
but I used to be the baby of the family,
and then you came along and I was so upset.
- Really? - Yeah.
I even covered you in stamps to mail you away.
But then you smiled at me and...
I didn't have the heart to do it.
And before I knew it,
my baby sister was my best friend.
- Thanks, Billy.
- There you guys are.
I've been to every store in town looking for you.
Let's go meet your new sister.
- It's a girl?
I have to teach her about bows!
There's so many things that can go wrong.
- I'm glad she's taking it well.
You were a mess when she was born.
Do you remember when you covered her in stamps
and mailed her to Abu Dhabi?
- Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. That's between you, me,
and the nice royal family who mailed her back.
- [claws clicking]
- COLOSSO: [gasping] I'm sorry, Max.
I should never have betrayed you.
- It's all right. You were just being evil.
I can't fault a friend for that.
- *
- Wait. Wait. Where are the bad guys?
- MAX & COLOSSO: Phoebe!
- I never thought I'd be happy to see her.
- You turned Colosso human?
Oh, you are so dead when you get home.
- I'll be dead in about five minutes,
if you don't get us down from here.
[screaming] Hurry!
- Bravo! Thunder Man's daughter, I presume.
- COLOSSO: Yeah, why don't you take her and let me go?
- Colosso! - Sorry.
Let us go.
- Not a chance.
Now that I have the three of you here,
it's gonna be quite a party.
- Yeah, it's gonna be a real blast.
- Hey, that's Grapple Girl.
Show some respect.
- She was my date to Evil Prom.
- I wanna go to Evil Prom!
Phoebe, take him down.
- Your powers are impressive,
but they're no match for this handsome abnormality.
- Oh, yeah? Well, what about this power?
See ya!
- Run, if you like,
but you'll never escape the long arm of the claw!
[evil laughter]
- You're so cute.
Too bad your sister's a big liar.
Yes, she is.
Oh, does baby want another bottle?
All right...
Whoa, jumbo baby!
That's not normal.
Phoebe!
Ah!
Come here. Let's go.
- *
- How do you think he puts on his underwear with that claw?
- *
*
- Well, that was really dumb.
Now you've got nowhere to go.
- Don't I?
- *
- [grappling hook clangs]
- [heavy thud]
- *
- COLOSSO: [screaming]
- *
- Phoebe!
You weren't lying.
I take back everything I said about your sister.
- Cherry, take the baby and hide! It's dangerous!
- Ah! I gotcha! - [gasping]
- Let's get him. - Yeah.
There's no way he'll be able to take on the both of us.
- Unless one of us is a bunny.
- What happened?
- I set the timer on the animalizer,
but only because I thought we'd be home by now.
- COLOSSO: Okay, new plan.
You fight and I'll hold the keys in case you lose.
Good luck, pal-y.
- You're about to become a flying fish!
- [heavy thud]
I'm not a fish.
I'm aquatic crustacean on my mother's side.
Say goodbye, Thunder Girl.
- *
- MAX: Let go! - KING CRAB: You let it go!
- Phoebe, fry him with your heat breath.
- I can't. It might hit you.
Colosso, tell me everything you know about that crab claw.
- It's indestructible, has an unbreakable Kung Fu grip,
ooh, and he loves popping bubble wrap with it.
- Bubble wrap? How is that supposed to help me?
Wait a minute!
Cherry? - Huh?
- I need you to tickle Chloe now.
- What? Okay.
Coochie-coochie-coo.
- [bubbles popping]
- Coochie-coochie-coo...
- [bubbles popping]
- Bubbles!
[laughing]
Oh, bubbles!
- Time to burst your bubble.
- KING CRAB: Oh... [heavy thud]
- Oh, I am so keeping this!
- My claw--it's stuck.
Men, get the butter!
- [blowing frosty air] - [metal clamp shattering]
- Thanks. Let's get outta here.
Come on, Colosso.
- Right behind ya.
- You guys were amazing!
- You brought Cherry!
Oh, you're so dead when we get home.
- Ah. [laughing]
Seal the exits. - [alarm blaring]
- I need every available villain to the Hall of Villains now!
- PHOEBE: Run!
- Wait for me! - I got you, buddy!
No-o-o-o-o-o!
- COLOSSO: [trembling]
- Phoebe, Colosso's still in there.
- What? Max, you can't. It's too dangerous.
You'll just have to let him go.
- [thunderous thud]
Kids! - Dad! How'd you find us?
- I followed the Thunder Van's homing signal.
We'll deal with why you're in Metroburg later.
Right now, I'm just happy you're okay.
And Cherry!
- Hi, "Thunder Man" Thunderman.
- Sorry, Dad. She's my bestie.
- Dad, Colosso's in there
about to be bunny bashed by villains.
- I'll get you a hamster. Let's go.
- Dad!
Please. Colosso's more than just my pet,
he's my best friend.
- Oh, you kids and your best friends. I...
Fine. I'll go save him.
- MAX, PHOEBE, CHERRY: The password is--
- [thunderous crash]
- Or that.
- Thunder Man.
Well, you've really let yourself go.
- *
- I'm sorry that I didn't believe you.
- No, I'm sorry. Lying is never the answer.
Oh, by the way,
you have to lie to everyone about our superpowers.
- Done!
- *
- Colosso, you're all right.
- I am--thanks to your Dad.
- Hero League, I've got some trash that needs to be picked up
at the old broccoli factory.
Oh, no, no, not actual trash.
I'm trying to sound cool.
- Ooh, I've got this awesome backpack!
Look, it has a button.
[screaming] [zooming]
- Well, that takes care of that problem.
- Dad!
- Kidding.
Thunder Man, away!
- CHERRY: [screaming]
- So, Max turned Dr. Colosso back into a human,
Phoebe told Cherry our family secret,
and Nora's been banned from the baby store?
- Yep. - That's right.
- Uh-huh. - Correct.
- Oh, good. So I didn't miss anything.
- Just my people butt, Barb.
It was spectacular!
- Enough about your butt.
Can we just take the picture already?
- Smile for the camera, Chloe.
Smile. [laughing]
Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. - [bubbles popping]
- BARB: Oh!
- Hey, you activated her superpower.
- Aw, she has bubble power.
That's so cute.
- Hm, the bubbles didn't do that before.
- [bubbles gurgling]
- [bubbles explode] - ALL: [gasping]
- Also didn't do that.
- COLOSSO NARRATING: They look a little scared
of the new kid, don't they?
I think I'll stick around a while.
I have a feeling life in the Thunderman house
is about to get interesting.
- [camera shutter clicking]
- *