- [Chloe's bubbles popping]
- Hey, we're back.
Since Chloe's been having so many superhero growth spurts,
we got her some new clothes at the mall.
- Check out what I got her.
- "I put the oops in poops"?
Oh, we are so putting her in that right now.
- Uh, guys, I'm not sure that's gonna fit anymore.
- BARB: [gasping]
- She grew again.
- I want pizza.
- And she learned how to talk?
How long were we at the mall?
- Now that she's bigger,
I bet that her bubble power's stronger.
- Let's get this bubble party started!
- CHLOE: [giggling]
- Hey, no bubbles.
Billy broke her.
- Chloe's not broken.
I think she just outgrew her baby power.
Ooh, I wonder what her permanent power will be?
- Let's go call the doc in Metroburg
and see if he can come give Chloe a power scan,
and take a look at this rash.
- Dad, that's dried barbecue sauce from the food court.
- Hm, get the internet on your phone
and suddenly everybody's a doctor.
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
Cherry approaching.
- Don't worry-- I'll get the door!
- Your cape ceremony was like a week ago.
Why are you still wearing that thing?
- Oh, this cape?
You mean the one I earned for saving your life from King Crab?
Is that the cape you're talking about?
This one? The cape? - [doorbell ringing]
- Like anyone cares that you saved my life.
- [gasping] Is that the cape you got for saving Max's life?
- Don't make me freeze your friend.
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!
Incoming transmission from Super President Kickbutt.
- [gasping] Hank, did you cut yourself?
Oh, no, that's just more sauce.
- Hello, Thundermans...
and the local girl you just had to tell your secret to.
- Lookin' good, Mrs. Butt!
- I'm calling for Phoebe.
The Hero League has decided to give you a trial run
to protect your very own city--Hiddenville.
- BARB: Oh! - HANK: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Our baby's protecting Hiddenville!
- Ah, this is so awesome.
- Hiddenville is the perfect place for you to learn the art
of managing a normal life while fighting crime from the shadows.
- What makes you think I'm ready for something like this?
- Isn't it obvious? You saved Max's life.
- [smacks Max's face] - ALL: [laughing]
- *
* What you see
* Is not what you get
* Livin' our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in
* Bet you never guessed
* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *
* Just like all the rest
* A picture perfect family *
* Is what we try to be
* Look closer, you might see *
* The crazy things we do
* This isn't make believe *
* It's our reality
* Just your average family
* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *
* Livin' a double life
- Thank you for coming so quickly, Dr. Ouch.
- Dr. Ouch?
What's your first name--Booboo?
- It's pronounced Bah-boo.
And it looks like Chloe's had her final growth spurt.
- BARB: Oh.
- Can you tell us what her permanent superpower will be
and make this overpriced house call worthwhile?
- I should be able to narrow it down with a power scan.
- [scanner beeping]
- Adios.
- She speaks Spanish, too?
- Run, Billy.
- Aw, Chloe, it's gonna be okay.
Believe me--I've seen a lot of doctors.
What if I hold your hand? - Okay.
- [scanner beeping]
- See? Not so bad.
- You're my hero.
- Looks like Chloe's superpower will be one of three things--
super-strength, teleportation or...
vomit comets? - BARB & HANK: Ew.
- Ooops, sorry.
Make that sonic screaming.
You'll know within the week.
- I wonder which power she'll get?
- Well, sweetie, it's anyone's guess.
- Guys, guess what?
I just landed an audition for the Hiddenville Junior Ballet.
Everything's comin' up Phoebe!
- Activate vomit comet.
- That's fantastic, honey, you know?
But you're gonna have a lot on your plate
with ballet and being Hiddenville's protector.
- Not a problem--
thanks to this sweet surveillance tablet
from the Hero League-- check it out.
It scans the town for any suspicious activity.
So, I'll know immediately if there's trouble
and I need to split even if I'm...
mid-split!
- We get it. You're flexible.
- Before I leave, I should warn you--
flamingo flu is running rampant
in the superhero community this year.
- Oh, yes, flamingo flu.
The virus slowly turns you into a flamingo.
- Great. Another internet doctor.
- Yeah, my cousin Lydia had flamingo flu.
She used to be a teacher and now she works at the zoo.
Three shows a day.
- The only way to fight a super bug is with a super bug.
Chloe's too young to catch it,
but you'll all have to take these.
- MAX: Yes! Arachnobiotics!
You go, Booboo.
- It's Bah-boo!
Just put the little guy on your arm and it'll do the rest.
I've got one left.
- That one's Billy's.
- Oh, did I not grab mine?
Silly Billy.
- Trust me, Billy, these spiders don't hurt.
- Ow!
- Oops, I was stepping on his foot.
- Max, are you okay...
or am I gonna have to save your life again?
- I heard about that.
Can you sign my lab coat? [laughing]
- Hey, I don't need this.
I'm gonna be in my lair plotting evil
and ironing my jeans...
evilly!
- Too bad you guys weren't looking when I took that,
'cause I took it like a champ!
- Behold! My latest invention--
the world's first magnet that attracts gold.
Soon everyone'll be talking about this
and not about Phoebe saving my life.
- No one's talking about Phoebe saving your life.
Was that convincing?
- [musical tone]
- Huh, that's the secure line I set up for Dark Mayhem.
- BOTH: He's finally calling!
- I can't find the secure line button!
- [watch beeps] - Whoa!
- [magnet humming] - Stupid Colosso.
Why'd you have to buy me this gold pinky ring?
- The circle symbolizes the eternity of our friendship.
- [skull beeps] - Hello?
Dark Mayhem, uh, sir.
It is an honor to meet you.
- Oh, really?
Because I'm not honored to meet you, Thunder Turd.
You gave away the top secret location of the Villain League.
- Yes, that was a tiny bump in the evil road,
but, hey, I am on my A-game now.
- Are you stuck to a magnet?
- Technically, it's a gold-attracting magnet.
It's one of a kind.
- Technically, you're an idiot!
But, occasionally, you show true evil potential,
so, I'm going to give you a second chance
to prove you're Villain League material.
- You will?
I mean, of course, you will, 'cause Maxy T
is one bad mamma jamma. [snapping fingers]
- I want you to keep a record of all your evil doings.
- You mean like an evil diary? - Diary?!
- Uh, uh, uh, journal. Memoir. Oh, chronicle.
- I'll allow it.
Now go spread mayhem
and take off that pinky ring.
It's weird.
- Come on, Hiddenville, give me something. Anything.
- Hey, there's my little caped crusader.
Keeping the couch crime free, I see.
- The town is crime free. That's the problem.
All I did today was return somebody's lost wallet.
- Thanks, by the way. - Mm-hm.
- Look, the Hero League always starts you out at an easy town.
My first job was defending Lamesville.
- Really? - I thought you knew that.
Isn't that why you always say I'm from Lamesville?
- [laughs] Duh, totally.
Dad, I fought King Crab.
Now I'm just fighting to stay awake.
- It's baby steps, honey.
Remember, this is all about learning to balance
between being a superhero, ballet, your love of ponies.
- Ponies are Nora.
- Sorry. There's a lot of girls in this house now.
- Fine. Balance.
Guess I'll just practice for my ballet audition until I--
- [tablet pings]
- Oh, silent alarm tripped at the high school.
- Finally, my town needs me!
Huh, I really do have to split mid-split.
- Give it a rest, bendy.
- *
- Colosso, ransoming these trophies back to the school
is gonna look great in my evil diary--
chronicle.
- Stop yapping and keep your eyes open.
- Unhand those accomplishments!
- Phoebe?
- Max, I should have known this was you.
- Of course. I'm the only one in this town who cares about evil.
- That's right. You are.
- So, you gonna turn me in to Mom and Dad?
- Actually, how about I let you go?
You get to keep committing your little crimes,
and I get to practice stopping you.
It's a win-win.
Well, for me, 'cause I'll always win.
- Okay, I...I accept your challenge.
But when I win, I'll be the one flaunting it in your face,
and you'll never catch me. [laughing]
- [heavy thud] - Oh!
The door caught me-- not you.
- *
- I was this close to stealing those jewels.
[screaming] - [heavy thud]
- I was this close to starting an elephant stampede.
[screaming] - [heavy thud]
- I was this close to not catching you.
[laughs] Just kidding. It was easy.
- Oh, I'll throw myself in.
But this isn't over! - [heavy thud]
- *
- What are you guys doing?
- I'm baby-proofing the windows
in case Chloe's new superpower is sonic-screaming.
- And, if it's teleporting,
I'm hoping this thing will take me with her.
Aim for Hawaii, Chloe.
- CHLOE: I'm thinking Vegas, baby!
- And, if it's super-strength,
I used your credit card to get a new cell phone.
- [text alert bings]
- [reading] "Nice try"?
Who gave Dad my number?
- [laughing]
- [sneezes]
- Bless you.
Feeling under the weather?
- Who me? I'm not under the feather.
Why would you even say that?
Hey, look, everyone, it's Phoebe.
Let's ask her things now.
- Off to your big audition?
- Yep. Wish me luck. - [tablet pings]
- Uh-oh, duty calls.
Guess I have to say the day before my audition.
Gotta go.
- I gotta go, too.
But not "go" as in "flamingo."
Get off my back!
- All right, let's get this over with, Max.
I have an audition to get to and--
Whoa, defeated by a door.
I'm just gonna stop trying so hard.
- I'm about to have my head popped like a zit.
Just get me outta here!
- All right, fine. I'll save your life--again.
- [handcuffs clank]
- I'm not the one who's gonna need saving this time.
- And what exactly do I need saving from?
- Oh, just the world's only gold-attracting magnet.
- [watch beeps] - Whoa!
- [magnet humming] - Max, what are you up to?
- I'm about to take down your town.
I told you this wasn't over.
- Yes! Victory is mine!
* You're the worst I'm the best *
* Maxy T's the evilest Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! *
- Stop it! Fine, you win this round.
Now can you please let me go so I can get to my ballet audition.
- You're not going anywhere, Thunder Turd.
It feels so good to say that to someone else.
See these pipes?
They bring water to the city
and I'm gonna melt them with this nitric acid
and turn Hiddenville into a desert.
[laughing] * Maxy T's on fire!
- Max, wait. It's not too late to stop.
- I'm afraid it is.
- No, I mean it's not too late
to stop calling yourself "Maxy T."
- Hey, pipe down!
Get it? Pipe.
That's goin' in Maxy T's chronicle.
That's right. The name stays!
- [whistling like bird]
- Billy, come inside. Mom's looking for you.
- Tell her I'm taking a bath.
Just don't mention it's a bird bath.
- You have the flamingo flu?
But you took the super bug.
- No, I didn't.
It's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Well, besides watching Dad eat chicken wings.
Bones go in, Nora, but they don't come out.
- Give me the super bug.
- No, I hid it far away in a place you'll never find.
- Is that it by the garbage?
- Yes.
Please don't tell Chloe I was too scared to do it.
She said I'm her hero.
I don't wanna lose that.
- But you're okay with turning into a bird.
- I know what I'm doing.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to use the bathroom.
Please don't be an egg. Please don't be an egg.
- Time to unleash Operation Dry Mouth.
- [hits drum]
- Come on, Phoebe,
time to unleash Operation Defeat the Dancing Dork.
Oh, maybe I can melt the wiring in the magnet.
- [wires sizzling]
- Okay, the only thing that could go wrong
is if the polarity reverses itself--Whoa!
- [heavy thud]
- You have to stop! - Too late!
The nitric acid is already
making its way through the pipes.
- Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.
It's not nitric acid, it's citric acid--
as in orange juice.
- What?
Colosso, how could this happen?
- You try shopping online with paws!
- Yum! Free orange juice for everyone!
It's like you're Hiddenville's other superhero--
Captain Backfire.
- I wanna crush this town,
not provide it with part of a balanced breakfast.
I gotta stop that juice!
Uh...
Aha! The outflow pipe.
[blowing hot air]
- Max, what have you done?
You're gonna back up the whole system
and all the pipes will burst.
- Oh, you're so dramatic, Phoebe.
- [steam hissing] - [alarm blaring]
- But you're not wrong.
Good enough for my evil chronicle.
Let's get outta here before this place blows.
- No, I'm not going anywhere.
This is my city. I have to protect it.
Oh! Uh...
- I can't leave you. - Because I'm your sister?
- No, the door's locked.
- *
- Okay, Chloe, got it? - Got it.
Whoa! - [anvil clanks]
- Well, it's not super-strength yet.
- Oh, Billy, there you are.
Why are you wearing that blanket?
- Yeah, are you trying to hide something?
- No!
What are you hiding under that bow?
Jinx! Now you can't talk.
- Billy, just sit down and eat.
- I don't sit anymore.
And it's not because my knee's bent backwards,
if that's what you're thinking.
- Billy, you're being a bird brain.
You should tell Mom and Dad if something's bugging you.
- I'm fine.
Ooh, shrimp!
- Guys, I'm still down here.
- Oh, Chloe.
- [alarm continues blaring]
- [straining] Oh, no.
- [steam hissing]
- There's another leak over there.
- Oh!
Did you see that perfect technique?
I would have nailed that ballet audition
if you didn't make me miss it.
- Oh, that's enough!
This isn't my fault. It's yours.
- Oh, yeah? How do you figure?
You're the one trying to destroy Hiddenville,
you fresh-squeezed fool!
- Because of your dumb challenge.
And because you wouldn't stop blabbing about saving my life.
- Since when do you care about me teasing you?
- Since everything's been coming up Phoebe.
I've been in a total evil slump while you've been
out saving me, saving the town,
doing that weird thing you do with your leg.
How do you even do that?
- I'm not as great as you think, okay?
I should be out solving crimes, not daring you to do them.
And I certainly shouldn't be going around
bragging about saving lives-- like I saved yours.
- Seriously? - Sorry.
Last time. I promise.
- [juice spritzing] - [alarm blaring]
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Warning!
System failure in ten seconds.
Assume blast protocol.
- There's gotta be a way to shut down the system
before the building explodes.
Oh, there! We need to turn that wheel!
Um, Max, I don't have any hands left.
You'll have to do it.
- You're so lazy-- - Just save the town!
- *
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: System restored.
- PHOEBE: [gasping]
Max, you did it!
You saved Hiddenville.
- No, I saved you--
which makes us even. [laughing]
- All right. Fine.
[huffing]
Hey, I wonder where all the orange juice went?
- Who cares? Everything's finally coming up Max!
- [juice whooshing]
- [heavy thud, splat]
- And now everything's coming down Max.
- This is so not going in my chronicle.
- *
- Billy, you just ate two quarts
of spicy shrimp without chewing.
I think I know what's going on here.
- You do?
- Finally.
- You think you can out eat your old man!
[laughing] Challenge accepted!
- Oh, get him, Hank!
- Chloe, I know what you're thinking,
and, yes, they're your parents.
- Oh, kids, you're just in time.
Your dad's taking Billy to school.
Phoebe, how was your ballet audition?
- BILLY: [honking like flamingo]
- Billy, tell them what's happening or I will.
- Tell them what? Honk!
- Billy caught the flamingo flu
'cause he was scared to take the super bug.
- Don't listen to her, Chloe. It's a lie.
Your brother's never scared.
- Barb, I ate too much food.
I'm seeing things.
- Billy, if you take the super bug now,
it will reverse the effects.
I hope.
- Never! To the sky!
[zooming]
- ALL: Whoa!
- Chloe's new power is teleportation!
- That was my guess.
- What's he looking at?
- I have no idea.
- You can do it, Billy.
- Thanks, Chloe.
Hearing you say that...
changes nothing! [zooming]
You're everywhere.
- Be brave, Billy.
I'll hold your hand.
- Okay, little sis.
I'll do it for you.
- See? Not so bad.
- Everything's back to normal.
- [egg pops]
- I just laid an egg, didn't I?
- Okay, I'll call Dr. Ouch.
- *