- *
- Mom, Nora grew last night.
- I'm finally tall enough to go on Thunderman: The Ride!
- That's great.
I told you, if you were only patient--
and you're standing on my romance novels.
Honey, you can't walk around Amazing Land like that.
- Sure I can. Oops!
- And she's down.
- Honey, your Dad will be here any second to measure you
and then we'll know if you can get on that ride.
- I really hope so.
I've been waiting for Nora to be tall enough
so our first ride can be together.
- We even made a special friendship frame
to hold the picture we're gonna take on the ride.
- And we've been practicing our scream faces.
- He's back!
- I borrowed this from Amazing Land.
Funny story--the day this picture was taken, it was 1997--
- Blah, blah, blah, you did stuff.
Measure me!
Yes, I'm a giant!
- Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you.
You all finally recognized my greatness.
- Sorry, Max, I think that was for me.
I got my hair cut yesterday.
- Actually, we don't care about either of those things--
because we are all going to Amazing Land
to ride Thunderman: The Ride!
- Nora's finally tall enough.
Come on, everyone, let's get ready.
- HANK: Yay! - BILLY: Woo!
- Thunderman: The Ride. - This isn't happening.
- That was the most terrifying thing ever.
- What kind of people would enjoy that?
- That was amazing!
- Come on, kids, off to the next ride.
- BARB & HANK:
- MAX & PHOEBE: Never again.
Never again!
Never again. Never again!
- Also, let's never hug each other again.
- Totally.
- *
* What you see
* Is not what you get
* Livin' our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in
* Bet you never guessed
* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *
* Just like all the rest
* A picture perfect family *
* Is what we try to be
* Look closer, you might see *
* The crazy things we do
* This isn't make believe *
* It's our reality
* Just your average family
* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *
* Livin' a double life *
- I can't go on that ride again.
The automated voice still haunts my dreams.
"Secure personal objects and enjoy the ride."
I will not "enjoy the ride"!
- And I will not "secure personal objects"!
- I'm sure if we just told Mom and Dad the truth,
they wouldn't make us go.
- No one can know.
If it got out that two supes
are afraid of amusement park rides,
our lives would be ruined.
Well, you don't have a life, but I have everything to lose.
- Yes, because a talking rabbit
and boy band hair is everything.
- I knew, one day, Nora would be tall enough.
- Curse her love of milk!
- Which is why I have a plan.
- We change our identities.
I'll be Benito Sancho Gallini, the Duke of Portugal,
and you're "Steve."
- Wait, Max, while you were explaining your dumb idea,
I just came up with something a lot easier.
Let's just tell Mom and Dad we already have plans.
- Okay, we'll do your idea. - Great.
Why won't this thing come off?
- It's the glue, Steve.
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Ow!
- Oh, oh, yeah! Watch that candy.
Sure I'll buy more cherry chews. Not my credit card.
- HANK: Colosso!
- Uh-oh.
- I was just buying tickets to Amazing Land
when I found out someone else has been using my credit card,
playing an on-line game called "Candy Squash"?
- I'm sorry, I've never heard of it.
- MALE VOICE: Your candy is squashed.
Game over.
- Oh, Candy Squash.
- You just spent $2,000 on virtual candy?
I mean, real candy, I get. But virtual candy?
You're gonna pay me back or I will be playing Rabbit Squash.
- Wait! How am I supposed to come up with $2,000?
You turned me into an animal.
Hm...
Hm...Hm!
Coloss-O's cereal.
I am evilly delicious.
- BARB: Phoebe, Max, let's go!
- Actually, I'm off to the mall with Cherry,
so have fun at Amazing Land without me. Bye.
- I said I'm off to the mall with Cherry,
so have fun at Amazing Land without me. Bye.
- No, Phoebe, you're coming with us.
You know how important this day is to Billy and Nora.
- Yeah, but today is the last day I can...
return this vase.
- We've had that for six years.
- I'm getting store credit.
- PHOEBE: Oh!
- That was a warning shot.
Next time, you get a second belly button.
Sorry, I'm just real excited.
- Listen, I would love to go to Amazing Land, but I can't.
I've got community service.
I have to pick up trash on the side of the highway.
Done! And I found a half-eaten granola bar.
- PHOEBE & MAX:
- Guys, stop! I get it.
You guys think hanging out with your family is lame.
- Yeah, that's it. - You guys are lame.
- Well, I'm sorry, but you're going.
And I can guarantee you this trip is not gonna be lame.
- * Super villain has the wedgiest tights *
* Wedgiest tights wedgiest tights *
* Super villain has the wedgiest tights *
- * 'Cause I kicked him in the butt *
- HANK & BARB:
- It's bad enough if everyone knows we're gonna be afraid,
but do we have to listen to this offensive Super Villain song?
- BILLY: One more time. * Oh the Super Villain has--
- Billy! You spilled my chips!
- It was an accident.
I was just feeling the music.
- Ow!
- Hey, kids, come on, no fighting.
I will turn this car around and we'll all go home.
I'm as serious as my limited edition
Thunderman: The Ride hat.
- I don't know what that means.
Oh, just tell me what you're trying to say.
- We'll use our powers to trick Billy and Nora into fighting
so Dad turns the car around and we save our rep.
- Max, that'll never work.
- Stay on your own side.
- Wow, it worked. I'll get Nora.
- I didn't. You did.
- MAX & PHOEBE:
- This won't end well.
- Stop it. - Quit it.
* Hey there, kids, it's me, Dr. C. *
* With a breakfast treat that's as good as can be *
* So grab a spoon and have a taste *
* And shove Coloss-O's in your face *
- * Coloss-O's Coloss-O's *
- * It's got raisins and lotsa healthy junk *
* Now watch the rabbit shaka shaka his punk *
*
- Wow, business is booming.
My butt can sell anything!
Mm-hm.
- Quit touching me. - Hey, outta my space.
- You started it. - You started it.
- Okay, you kids have been fighting this entire trip.
Why don't you sing another song?
- Okay.
* Billy's a jerk, quit touching me *
- * No you're the jerk, stop touching me *
- Enough! You kids behave right now
or I will turn this car around.
- If your dumb foot touches me again,
I'm gonna laser it right off.
- You wouldn't dare.
- Oh, she would.
- That's it! - Uh-oh.
Oh, my promotional hat.
That's it--we are going home.
- *
- * Oh we're not going on Thunderman: The Ride *
* 'Cause my evil plan was evil
Phoebe, second verse, a little bit worse.
- Oh, it can't get worse.
Should we be worried about Billy and Nora?
They'll get over this, right? - Oh, they'll be fine.
Unlike us, those little goobers actually like each other.
Trust me--they'll walk through that door
like nothing happened.
- It's your fault we can't go to Amazing Land.
Apologize.
- Unh-unh. You need to apologize.
I waited forever to go on Thunderman: The Ride
and now you've ruined it.
I'm always waiting for you.
- And what's that supposed to mean?
- Wait till Nora's old enough. Wait for Nora to catch up.
Wait for Nora to find the perfect bow.
- You know that's my signature look.
And you're always waiting for me
because you can't do anything without me.
- Starting now, I will.
Watch me break our friendship frame without you.
- Once again, you need me.
- No, I don't.
In fact, I'm moving out of our bedroom.
- NORA: Good. I didn't like sharing a room with you anyway.
- Well, they're still closer than we are.
- *
- Man, oddly-enough, for a rabbit,
you make a great cereal.
Ow!
What is this thing?
- That's your tooth.
I dumped a lotta sugar in that stuff.
- Max, this fight is getting really bad.
Billy won't even breathe the same air as Nora.
He's passed out--twice.
We need to tell the truth and fix this.
You want people finding out
we're afraid of an amusement park ride?
- No, but I just feel bad.
You guys should feel bad.
Who's afraid of a silly ride?
- Hey, there's nothing silly about
being strapped to a two-ton death machine.
- COLOSSO: Hey, I hope the rest of your teeth fall out!
- Look, Phoebe, our secret is safe
and that's all I care about.
What's happening with Billy and Nora--not my problem.
- BILLY: Incoming!
Ahhhhh!
- I'm moving in, roomie.
- Sure looks like it's your problem now.
- *
- Eighteen hundred,
nineteen hundred, two thousand.
Thank you, Colosso.
- Hey, I make things right.
And, Barb, here's 500 bucks.
Buy yourself some of those yoga pants
you think are okay to wear in restaurants.
- Apologize, furball, or I'll wear you to a restaurant.
- Make it 700.
- Apology accepted.
- There's plenty more Colosso cash where that came from.
Now, let's check this morning's cereal sales.
"Site under investigation
"by the Federal Bureau of Cereal Crimes.
This product is known to cause teeth to fall out."
Lies! Lies, I say!
- *
- Aw, Max, did you start wearing footie pajamas again?
- Billy was super-speed sleepwalking last night.
- No. Anyway, I've come up with a way
to make Billy and Nora friends again.
You and I act out a fake fight,
and then we apologize,
reminding them how siblings should behave.
- Lying. I like it.
- Great. Now I've written out this script
of how the fight should go down.
Your character's motivation is--
- To conquer the world and look good doing it.
- Is it too late to re
And action!
Max Thunderman, you are the worst brother ever.
- No, Phoebe, you are the worst
and I am now quarreling with you.
Okay, "quarreling"? No one says that.
- BILLY: I hear quarreling. What's going on?
- You have wrongly shoved me and I demand an apology.
- I will not apologize,
for it is you who has shoved me.
Lookit, how long is this thing?
- Fine. Just skip to the apology.
- Before or after the dance battle?
- After. Page 73.
- What are we doing, brother Max?
Siblings should not fight.
I am sorry.
- No, I am the sorry one, Phoebe.
I never should have said that your face smells
or that you have giraffe-- - Stick to the script.
- Or that your hair clogs the upstairs shower.
- Okay! I accept your apology.
- MAX & PHOEBE: Family!
- Here it comes. - Mm-hm.
- Don't apologize to her, Max.
She'll just make you wait for everything.
Sisters and their smelly faces are the worst.
- No, brothers are.
They can't do anything by themselves.
They can't even think for themselves.
- That's not true.
Max, help me think of a comeback.
- Come on, Phoebe, you can be my new best friend.
- Yeah, I...I don't think that's gonna work for me.
- Quiet, new Billy.
- Ow!
- Well, Max is my new best friend.
Let's go, buddy.
You're thinkin' for two now.
- *
- I just got off the phone with
the Federal Bureau of Cereal Crimes.
Apparently, they're coming tomorrow to investigate
an illegal cereal operation.
- Max! - That's what I thought.
So, when I went down to his lair,
I found 1100 boxes of these.
Where is that rabbit?
- Panama.
Now, Chloe, did you teleport him there?
- Uh...
Mommy's pretty. - Oh...
- Chloe, I want you to take me to Colosso.
You just made yourself an enemy, kid.
- You just got busted.
- Thanks to you, Colosso,
the cereal police are coming to my house tomorrow.
- Evidently, your homemade cereal causes severe tooth loss
and the raisins aren't really raisins.
Colosso, what did you do?
- You mean, what did I doo
- *
- I'm done playing with Nora.
Her shooting lasers and me yelling "Ouch"
is only fun for one person!
What's with the walkie
- Gotta feed Billy thoughts.
- BILLY: Max, come in.
I can't see.
- Turn the lights on, buddy.
- BILLY: Good thinking, Max.
- I don't care, Colosso.
You're going back in your cage.
And don't ever use Chloe
to teleport you anywhere ever again.
Chloe can teleport with other people.
I haven't been walking to school in two weeks.
- BILLY: Max, there's something on my head.
- That's your hair, champ.
We can use Chloe to teleport
Billy and Nora to Amazing Land,
and if we can get them on that ride,
they'll forget why they're mad.
- NORA: Phoebe, it's time to play "Ouch."
- Oh, no, she found me.
Okay, find Billy and Chloe and meet me in the driveway.
- PHOEBE: Ahh!
- *
- All right, Chloe says she's ready
to take us to Amazing Land.
- Buckle up, baby.
- Let's do this, Max.
- Now, Chloe! - To Amazing Land!
- Whoa. How'd you get Amazing Land in our driveway?
- We're at Amazing Land, old Billy.
I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that anymore.
- Hey, Chloe, why don't you go wait over by Thunderman?
- That's Daddy!
- Okay, now we brought you guys here after hours
so you can make up.
So...
here's Thunderman: The Ride.
Come on, hurry up and hop on
and you guys can be friends again.
It'll be great. Come on.
Yay, we're two riding.
- Come on, guys.
Then, Billy, you can move outta my lair
and, Nora, no disrespect, you can do whatever you want.
- No way I'm gonna ride that with him
until he apologizes.
- Of course. Let's all wait for Nora.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
- Max, we need to do
what we should have done in the first place.
- Don't you say it. - Tell the truth.
- You're so weak.
- NORA & BILLY: I'm never talking to you again!
- Wait, guys. You can't go.
Look, Billy, you never kicked Nora
and, Nora, you never shoved Billy.
We did.
- Okay, look, the truth is
Max and I are afraid of riding Thunderman: The Ride.
It's just so terrifying with the up and the down
and the barfing.
- And we didn't want our secret shame to get out,
so we used our superpowers to trick you guys into fighting,
so Dad would turn the car around.
- Because you wanted to keep your secret?
- Yeah.
We're sorry.
- We have to talk about this.
- Look, Max, it's working.
- I'll never forgive you.
- Great, you jinxed it.
Hey, Nora, it's okay.
Don't cry.
- NORA: I'm not crying.
I'm laughing.
Now, Billy!
- Oh, just a little payback.
- HANK'S RECORDED VOICE: Prepare for blast off.
- We apologized and all that garbage.
You can't do this.
- Watch us.
- HANK: Five, four, three...
- Break the rule and hold me.
- Only if you hold me.
- HANK: Thunderman, away!
- Bye-bye.
- Sorry about what I said earlier.
- No, you were right.
I can't do anything without you--
because I have so much fun doing everything with you.
- Me, too.
That's always why I make you wait for me--
so we can do fun stuff like this together.
- We're not really gonna ride this thing, are we?
- Absolutely not. They look terrified.
- Now that's a scream face.
- It really captures their fear and shame.
Good call in making them ride it 20 times.
Come on, let's go put this in our room.
- BILLY & NORA: Family!
- I'm really sorry.
I had no idea it was illegal to make cereal in my basement.
But $5,000. That seems like a pretty steep fine.
Would you take a bunny instead?
- You know, some day
I'm sure we'll look back on this and laugh.
- I'll be laughing, you will be screaming.
- Hey! Hey! Come on!
Whoa! Oh!
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Hi, I'm Dr. Colosso.
You know, we had a lotta laughs here today.
But there's one thing that's no laughing matter--
tooth decay.
So, it's important to brush your teeth after every meal
with a doctor-recommended toothpaste like mine--
Dr. Coloss-O's toothpaste.
Now in raisin flavor.
- HANK: Colosso! - Uh-oh.
- *