- *
- Mom, Nora grew last night.
- I'm finally tall enough to go on Thunderman: The Ride!
- That's great.
I told you, if you were only patient--
and you're standing on my romance novels.
Honey, you can't walk around Amazing Land like that.
- Sure I can. Oops!
- And she's down.
- Honey, your Dad will be here any second to measure you
and then we'll know if you can get on that ride.
- I really hope so.
I've been waiting for Nora to be tall enough
so our first ride can be together.
- We even made a special friendship frame
to hold the picture we're gonna take on the ride.
- And we've been practicing our scream faces.
- [silent screaming]
- HANK: [whooshes]
- He's back!
- I borrowed this from Amazing Land.
Funny story--the day this picture was taken, it was 1997--
- Blah, blah, blah, you did stuff.
Measure me!
[gasps] Yes, I'm a giant!
- ALL: [cheering, hooting]
- Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you.
You all finally recognized my greatness.
- Sorry, Max, I think that was for me.
I got my hair cut yesterday.
- Actually, we don't care about either of those things--
because we are all going to Amazing Land
to ride Thunderman: The Ride!
- BARB: [squealing]
- Say what? - Come again?
- Nora's finally tall enough.
Come on, everyone, let's get ready.
- HANK: Yay! - BILLY: Woo!
- Thunderman: The Ride. - This isn't happening.
- [carnival music]
- [ride thundering]
- [screaming]
- That was the most terrifying thing ever.
- What kind of people would enjoy that?
- That was amazing!
- Come on, kids, off to the next ride.
- BARB & HANK: [laughing]
- MAX & PHOEBE: Never again.
Never again!
Never again. Never again!
- Also, let's never hug each other again.
- Totally.
- *
* What you see
* Is not what you get
* Livin' our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in
* Bet you never guessed
* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *
* Just like all the rest
* A picture perfect family *
* Is what we try to be
* Look closer, you might see *
* The crazy things we do
* This isn't make believe *
* It's our reality
* Just your average family
* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *
* Livin' a double life *
- I can't go on that ride again.
The automated voice still haunts my dreams.
"Secure personal objects and enjoy the ride."
I will not "enjoy the ride"!
- And I will not "secure personal objects"!
- I'm sure if we just told Mom and Dad the truth,
they wouldn't make us go.
- No one can know.
If it got out that two supes
are afraid of amusement park rides,
our lives would be ruined.
Well, you don't have a life, but I have everything to lose.
- Yes, because a talking rabbit
and boy band hair is everything.
- I knew, one day, Nora would be tall enough.
- Curse her love of milk!
- Which is why I have a plan.
- [powers zapping]
- We change our identities.
I'll be Benito Sancho Gallini, the Duke of Portugal,
and you're "Steve."
- Wait, Max, while you were explaining your dumb idea,
I just came up with something a lot easier.
Let's just tell Mom and Dad we already have plans.
- Okay, we'll do your idea. - Great.
Why won't this thing come off?
- It's the glue, Steve.
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[sighing]
- [mustache ripping] - Ow!
- Oh, oh, yeah! Watch that candy.
Sure I'll buy more cherry chews. Not my credit card.
- HANK: Colosso!
- Uh-oh.
- I was just buying tickets to Amazing Land
when I found out someone else has been using my credit card,
playing an on-line game called "Candy Squash"?
- I'm sorry, I've never heard of it.
- [computer bloops]
- MALE VOICE: Your candy is squashed.
Game over.
- Oh, Candy Squash. [chuckling]
- You just spent $2,000 on virtual candy?
I mean, real candy, I get. But virtual candy?
You're gonna pay me back or I will be playing Rabbit Squash.
- Wait! How am I supposed to come up with $2,000?
You turned me into an animal.
[sighing] Hm...
Hm...Hm!
[chuckling]
Coloss-O's cereal.
[chuckling]
I am evilly delicious.
[chuckling]
- BARB: Phoebe, Max, let's go!
- Actually, I'm off to the mall with Cherry,
so have fun at Amazing Land without me. Bye.
- Wait. What?
- I said I'm off to the mall with Cherry,
so have fun at Amazing Land without me. Bye.
- No, Phoebe, you're coming with us.
You know how important this day is to Billy and Nora.
- Yeah, but today is the last day I can...
return this vase.
- We've had that for six years.
- I'm getting store credit.
- NORA: [powers zapping] - PHOEBE: Oh!
- [vase shatters]
- That was a warning shot.
Next time, you get a second belly button.
Sorry, I'm just real excited. [giggles]
- Listen, I would love to go to Amazing Land, but I can't.
I've got community service.
I have to pick up trash on the side of the highway.
- BILLY: [zooming]
Done! And I found a half-eaten granola bar.
- PHOEBE & MAX: [speaking at the same time]
- Guys, stop! I get it.
You guys think hanging out with your family is lame.
- Yeah, that's it. - You guys are lame.
- Well, I'm sorry, but you're going.
And I can guarantee you this trip is not gonna be lame.
- * Super villain has the wedgiest tights *
* Wedgiest tights wedgiest tights *
* Super villain has the wedgiest tights *
- * 'Cause I kicked him in the butt *
- HANK & BARB: [laughing]
- It's bad enough if everyone knows we're gonna be afraid,
but do we have to listen to this offensive Super Villain song?
- BILLY: One more time. * Oh the Super Villain has--
- Billy! You spilled my chips!
- It was an accident.
I was just feeling the music.
- Can you feel this? - Ow!
- Hey, kids, come on, no fighting.
I will turn this car around and we'll all go home.
I'm as serious as my limited edition
Thunderman: The Ride hat.
- I don't know what that means.
Oh, just tell me what you're trying to say.
- We'll use our powers to trick Billy and Nora into fighting
so Dad turns the car around and we save our rep.
- Max, that'll never work.
- MAX: [powers zapping]
- Stay on your own side.
- Wow, it worked. I'll get Nora.
- PHOEBE: [powers zapping]
- Why'd you do that? - I didn't. You did.
- MAX & PHOEBE: [powers zapping]
- This won't end well.
- Stop it. - Quit it.
- [video game music]
* Hey there, kids, it's me, Dr. C. *
* With a breakfast treat that's as good as can be *
* So grab a spoon and have a taste *
* And shove Coloss-O's in your face *
- * Coloss-O's Coloss-O's *
- * It's got raisins and lotsa healthy junk *
* Now watch the rabbit shaka shaka his punk *
*
- Wow, business is booming.
My butt can sell anything!
Mm-hm.
- Quit touching me. - Hey, outta my space.
- You started it. - You started it.
- Okay, you kids have been fighting this entire trip.
Why don't you sing another song?
- Okay.
* Billy's a jerk, quit touching me *
- * No you're the jerk, stop touching me *
- Enough! You kids behave right now
or I will turn this car around.
- If your dumb foot touches me again,
I'm gonna laser it right off.
- You wouldn't dare.
- Oh, she would.
[powers zapping]
- That's it! - Uh-oh.
[powers zapping] - HANK: [gasps]
Oh, my promotional hat.
That's it--we are going home.
- [tires screeching]
- *
- * Oh we're not going on Thunderman: The Ride *
* 'Cause my evil plan was evil
Phoebe, second verse, a little bit worse.
- Oh, it can't get worse.
Should we be worried about Billy and Nora?
They'll get over this, right? - Oh, they'll be fine.
Unlike us, those little goobers actually like each other.
Trust me--they'll walk through that door
like nothing happened.
- It's your fault we can't go to Amazing Land.
Apologize.
- Unh-unh. You need to apologize.
I waited forever to go on Thunderman: The Ride
and now you've ruined it.
I'm always waiting for you.
- And what's that supposed to mean?
- Wait till Nora's old enough. Wait for Nora to catch up.
Wait for Nora to find the perfect bow.
- You know that's my signature look.
And you're always waiting for me
because you can't do anything without me.
- Starting now, I will.
Watch me break our friendship frame without you.
[straining]
- Once again, you need me.
[powers zapping] - [frame clatters]
- No, I don't.
In fact, I'm moving out of our bedroom.
- NORA: Good. I didn't like sharing a room with you anyway.
- Well, they're still closer than we are.
- *
- Man, oddly-enough, for a rabbit,
you make a great cereal.
[tooth crunches] Ow!
What is this thing?
- That's your tooth.
I dumped a lotta sugar in that stuff.
- Max, this fight is getting really bad.
Billy won't even breathe the same air as Nora.
He's passed out--twice.
We need to tell the truth and fix this.
- What? You want people finding out
we're afraid of an amusement park ride?
- No, but I just feel bad.
- COLOSSO: [chuckling]
You guys should feel bad.
Who's afraid of a silly ride? [chuckling]
- Hey, there's nothing silly about
being strapped to a two-ton death machine.
[powers zapping]
- COLOSSO: Hey, I hope the rest of your teeth fall out!
- Look, Phoebe, our secret is safe
and that's all I care about.
What's happening with Billy and Nora--not my problem.
- BILLY: Incoming!
Ahhhhh!
- [boxes thudding]
- Billy what are you doing?
- I'm moving in, roomie.
- Sure looks like it's your problem now.
- *
- Eighteen hundred,
nineteen hundred, two thousand.
Thank you, Colosso.
- Hey, I make things right.
And, Barb, here's 500 bucks.
Buy yourself some of those yoga pants
you think are okay to wear in restaurants.
- Apologize, furball, or I'll wear you to a restaurant.
- Make it 700.
- Apology accepted.
- There's plenty more Colosso cash where that came from.
Now, let's check this morning's cereal sales.
- [alarm beeping] - What?
"Site under investigation
"by the Federal Bureau of Cereal Crimes.
This product is known to cause teeth to fall out."
Lies! Lies, I say!
[spitting]
[speaking gibberish]
- *
- Aw, Max, did you start wearing footie pajamas again?
- Billy was super-speed sleepwalking last night.
- And he stepped on your face?
- I have something on my face?
- No. Anyway, I've come up with a way
to make Billy and Nora friends again.
You and I act out a fake fight,
and then we apologize,
reminding them how siblings should behave.
- Lying. I like it.
- Great. Now I've written out this script
of how the fight should go down.
Your character's motivation is--
- To conquer the world and look good doing it.
- Is it too late to re-cast?
And action!
Max Thunderman, you are the worst brother ever.
- No, Phoebe, you are the worst
and I am now quarreling with you.
Okay, "quarreling"? No one says that.
- BILLY: I hear quarreling. What's going on?
- NORA: What did Billy do now?
- You have wrongly shoved me and I demand an apology.
- I will not apologize,
for it is you who has shoved me.
Lookit, how long is this thing?
- Fine. Just skip to the apology.
- Before or after the dance battle?
- After. Page 73.
- [shuffling pages]
- What are we doing, brother Max?
Siblings should not fight.
I am sorry.
- No, I am the sorry one, Phoebe.
I never should have said that your face smells
or that you have giraffe-- - Stick to the script.
- Or that your hair clogs the upstairs shower.
- Okay! I accept your apology.
- MAX & PHOEBE: Family!
- Here it comes. - Mm-hm.
- Don't apologize to her, Max.
She'll just make you wait for everything.
Sisters and their smelly faces are the worst.
- No, brothers are.
They can't do anything by themselves.
They can't even think for themselves.
- That's not true.
Max, help me think of a comeback.
- Come on, Phoebe, you can be my new best friend.
- Yeah, I...I don't think that's gonna work for me.
- Quiet, new Billy. [powers zapping]
- Ow!
- Well, Max is my new best friend.
Let's go, buddy.
You're thinkin' for two now.
- *
- I just got off the phone with
the Federal Bureau of Cereal Crimes.
Apparently, they're coming tomorrow to investigate
an illegal cereal operation.
- Max! - That's what I thought.
So, when I went down to his lair,
I found 1100 boxes of these.
- Coloss-O's?
Where is that rabbit?
- Panama. - Panama?
Now, Chloe, did you teleport him there?
- Uh...
Mommy's pretty. - Oh...
- Chloe, I want you to take me to Colosso.
- BOTH: [whooshing]
[whooshing]
- [grunts] You just made yourself an enemy, kid.
- You just got busted.
- Thanks to you, Colosso,
the cereal police are coming to my house tomorrow.
- Evidently, your homemade cereal causes severe tooth loss
and the raisins aren't really raisins.
- Aren't really raisins?
Colosso, what did you do?
- You mean, what did I doo-doo?
[chuckling]
- *
- NORA: [powers zapping]
- I'm done playing with Nora.
Her shooting lasers and me yelling "Ouch"
is only fun for one person!
What's with the walkie-talkie?
- Gotta feed Billy thoughts.
- BILLY: Max, come in.
I can't see.
- Turn the lights on, buddy.
- BILLY: Good thinking, Max.
- I don't care, Colosso.
You're going back in your cage.
And don't ever use Chloe
to teleport you anywhere ever again.
- COLOSSO: [screaming]
- Max did you hear that?
Chloe can teleport with other people.
- You didn't know that?
I haven't been walking to school in two weeks.
- BILLY: Max, there's something on my head.
- That's your hair, champ.
- Don't you see? We can use Chloe to teleport
Billy and Nora to Amazing Land,
and if we can get them on that ride,
they'll forget why they're mad.
- NORA: Phoebe, it's time to play "Ouch."
- Oh, no, she found me.
Okay, find Billy and Chloe and meet me in the driveway.
- NORA: [powers zapping] - PHOEBE: Ahh!
- *
- All right, Chloe says she's ready
to take us to Amazing Land.
- Buckle up, baby.
- Let's do this, Max.
[blowing hot air] - [ice cracking]
- What's he doing here? - What's she doing here?
- Now, Chloe! - To Amazing Land!
- ALL: [whooshing]
[whooshing]
- Whoa. How'd you get Amazing Land in our driveway?
- We're at Amazing Land, old Billy.
I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that anymore.
- Hey, Chloe, why don't you go wait over by Thunderman?
- That's Daddy!
- Okay, now we brought you guys here after hours
so you can make up.
So...
here's Thunderman: The Ride.
Come on, hurry up and hop on
and you guys can be friends again.
It'll be great. Come on.
Yay, we're two riding.
- Come on, guys.
Then, Billy, you can move outta my lair
and, Nora, no disrespect, you can do whatever you want.
- No way I'm gonna ride that with him
until he apologizes.
- Of course. Let's all wait for Nora.
Wait. Wait. Wait. - [mocking] Wait. Wait.
- Max, we need to do
what we should have done in the first place.
- Don't you say it. - Tell the truth.
- You're so weak.
- NORA & BILLY: I'm never talking to you again!
- Wait, guys. You can't go.
Look, Billy, you never kicked Nora
and, Nora, you never shoved Billy.
We did.
- Okay, look, the truth is
Max and I are afraid of riding Thunderman: The Ride.
It's just so terrifying with the up and the down
and the barfing.
- And we didn't want our secret shame to get out,
so we used our superpowers to trick you guys into fighting,
so Dad would turn the car around.
- So, this is all your fault?
- Because you wanted to keep your secret?
- Yeah.
We're sorry.
- We have to talk about this.
- Look, Max, it's working.
- I'll never forgive you.
- Great, you jinxed it.
Hey, Nora, it's okay.
Don't cry.
- NORA: I'm not crying.
I'm laughing. [laughing]
Now, Billy!
- BILLY: [zooming]
- What are you doing? - Oh, just a little payback.
- [palm slap]
- HANK'S RECORDED VOICE: Prepare for blast off.
- We apologized and all that garbage.
You can't do this.
- Watch us.
- HANK: Five, four, three...
- Break the rule and hold me.
- Only if you hold me.
- HANK: Thunderman, away!
- MAX & PHOEBE: [screaming]
- Bye-bye.
- Sorry about what I said earlier.
- No, you were right.
I can't do anything without you--
because I have so much fun doing everything with you.
- Me, too.
That's always why I make you wait for me--
so we can do fun stuff like this together.
- MAX & PHOEBE: [screaming]
- BILLY & NORA: [laughing]
- We're not really gonna ride this thing, are we?
- Absolutely not. They look terrified.
- PHOEBE: [screaming]
- BILLY & NORA: [laughing]
- Now that's a scream face.
- It really captures their fear and shame.
Good call in making them ride it 20 times.
Come on, let's go put this in our room.
- BILLY & NORA: Family!
- I'm really sorry.
I had no idea it was illegal to make cereal in my basement.
But $5,000. That seems like a pretty steep fine.
Would you take a bunny instead?
- You know, some day
I'm sure we'll look back on this and laugh.
- I'll be laughing, you will be screaming.
- Hey! Hey! Come on!
Whoa! Oh!
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Hi, I'm Dr. Colosso.
You know, we had a lotta laughs here today.
But there's one thing that's no laughing matter--
tooth decay.
So, it's important to brush your teeth after every meal
with a doctor-recommended toothpaste like mine--
Dr. Coloss-O's toothpaste.
Now in raisin flavor.
- HANK: Colosso! - Uh-oh.
- *