- [punching, thwacking video game effects]
- All right, guys, we're finally gonna beat
Sick Day II: The Sickening.
- We've lost to that Pink Eye dude like a hundred times.
- I used to get real live pink eye
more than video game Pink Eye.
- Oh, we're hitting him with everything we've got.
I think he's unbeatable.
- MALE VIDEO GAME VOICE: Ha. Ha. I am unbeatable.
- I can't keep losing to some villain named Pink Eye,
I'm a super--
fan of this game.
There must be some kind of design flaw.
- No way. Some villains just can't be beat.
- I should know. I'm a super--
fan of this game, too.
- There's gotta be some sort of cheat code or something.
- No way, dude, there's nothing.
The only guy who knows how to beat this game
is the man who made it-- Cybron James.
- I heard he lives in a cave during the winter.
Oh, wait, no. That's a bear.
Ah, I heard Cybron is gonna be at GamerFest next week.
- GamerFest has been sold out for weeks.
So, we've gotta keep trying.
Come on, you know what they say?
- When you invite your friends over,
offer them something to drink?
- Drinks are for winners. Attack!
- [punching, thwacking video game effects]
- BILLY: Cool. What are we doing?
- Uh, what are you doing?
- Gettin' our game on.
- What's that, Chloe? Okay, I'll send 'em up.
Chloe wants you upstairs. - Sounds urgent.
- You guys are always sending us to play with Chloe.
We wanna hang out with you guys.
- Hey, that reminds me, bro.
I have a lot of questions about Chloe.
I'm no baby doctor, but isn't she big for a six-month old?
- Dude, want a drink?
- Thank you!
- Don't worry, I'll keep him off the whole superhero trail.
Hey, Oyster, ever thought about the Thundermans' last name?
Well, don't.
- Okay, guys, look, you're right.
I guess we haven't been spending
a lot of time with you lately, so, how about this?
Next weekend, we'll all do something together.
- We? I'm busy.
- We wanna go to the waterpark.
- All right, I was lying. The waterpark sounds fun.
- Perfect. Next weekend, just the four of us.
It'll be like old times.
- I have another question.
What's with all these man-shaped holes in your ceiling?
- We have cupcakes. - Awesome!
- MAX: I know.
- *
* What you see
* Is not what you get
* Livin' our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in
* Bet you never guessed
* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *
* Just like all the rest
* A picture perfect family *
* Is what we try to be
* Look closer, you might see *
* The crazy things we do
* This isn't make believe *
* It's our reality
* Just your average family
* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *
* Livin' a double life
- *
- Thunder monitor, I need help defeating Pink Eye.
- FEMALE MONITOR VOICE: Initiating Pink Eye Treatment.
- [liquid spritzing] - Oh!
I meant Pink Eye in the video game.
That's what I get for asking advice
from an expensive doorbell.
- All right, I've been trying all week,
and I finally scored four tickets to today's GamerFest.
Cherry and Oyster are on the way over.
- GamerFest? We're actually going to GamerFest?
- Mm-hm. - Wait.
Why do I feel like we're forgetting something?
- What time are you guys
leaving for the waterpark with Billy and Nora?
- There it is.
- Remember? You promised them last week
you'd take them to the waterpark.
- Yeah, but we promised ourselves a minute ago
that we would go to GamerFest.
Besides, Billy and Nora have probably forgotten all about it.
- Uh, I'm not so sure about that.
- Aw, I can't stand seein' 'em like that.
[powers zapping]
- Guys, they wanna hang out
with their big brother and sister.
- This could be my only chance to talk to Cybron James
and learn how to defeat Pink Eye.
- What?
- How am I gonna beat a real bad guy,
when I can't even beat a made up one?
- And I need to introduce Cybron
to his next great video game villain.
I based him on me.
I just need to come up with a cool name.
- How about...Jerkules?
- Jerkules! Jerkules!
- You guys promised Billy and Nora
you'd spend the day with them.
- So, if you wanna go to GamerFest,
just take them with you.
- Not your best idea, Hank-o.
- Or you can get grounded.
- Well-played, Barb.
- What are we gonna do about Cherry and Oyster?
- Don't worry, I'll break it to 'em gently.
- CHERRY & OYSTER: GamerFest! GamerFest!
- CHERRY: Look, a note.
- "Sorry, we moved"?
- This is horrible.
"Moving back tomorrow."
- Oh, sweet.
- Oh, man, I keep missing the pins.
I guess Chloe wins again.
- Victory lap! - BARB: [laughing]
- Barb, you can't just let Chloe win.
Super kids need to be challenged.
You keep going easy on her,
she'll never learn to work hard at anything.
- Oh, you're right, but Chloe's my little baby
and I'd feel so bad, if I won.
- Well, luckily, I have no problems
showing our kids I am better than them.
- Lap two!
- Ha. Ha. I'm gonna beat ya, Chloe.
Ha. Ha. Ooh! Ooh! Oh, toe cramp.
Toe cramp.
- *
- [video game music, sound effects]
- Oh, we're actually here.
Cybron James and the answer to beating his game
are only 100 people away.
- MAX: [powers zapping]
Make that 99.
- We came here to have fun with you guys,
not stand in line all day.
- What are you talking about? This is awesome.
Look at us--standin' in line. Woo!
- Woo!
Nope, this line's the worst.
- Oh, hey, you wanted to go to a waterpark, right?
Well, I see a virtual one right over there.
Why don't you guys head over
and we'll meet you there when we're done.
- Unless one of us sells a game villain to Cybron.
Then so long, suckas!
- But we're supposed to be having fun together.
That's the whole point.
- Well, we will. Later.
Hey, we'll even buy you some snow cones.
- You can't buy us off, right, Billy?
- Wrap that snow cone in funnel cake,
and you've got yourself a deal.
- Billy! Oh!
They really don't wanna hang out with us.
- Forget them. We can still have fun.
- Mine's too tight. - Mine, too.
- Help me and I'll help you.
- [glasses' elastic bands snapping]
- Whoa. Whoa. Are you okay there, little guy?
- I'm Fifi. This is my twin brother Matt.
- Do they look like...? - Kinda.
- Here, let us help you with those.
Now all you have to do is
touch the side of the goggles to start it up.
- [water splashing] - NORA: Whoa!
I'm on a waterslide!
This is why I was born!
- You guys are super fun.
- I'm glad somebody thinks so.
- This fake water feels so real.
- [water spritzing]
- Hi-ya!
- Nice try, Daddy.
- She's trying to psych me out, Barb.
- This is your idea of challenging her?
Let Mama show her how it's done.
- [pins clattering]
- Yay! My fourth victory lap. [whooshing]
- COLOSSO: If you're tired of losing to a child,
I just happen to be a bowling champion.
- You were a bowling champion?
- Yes, I was MVP of my Villain League bowling team--
The Bowl-hemian Rhapsodies.
- You would help us win?
What's in it for you?
- All I want is for Barb to read me bedtime stories,
while Hank checks me for ticks.
- No way. - Never gonna happen, Colosso.
- [pins clattering]
- Let's check ya for ticks, Coach.
- *
- It's like looking into a gorgeous mirror.
- Stop staring at your Jerkules.
- That's not his name. - MAN: Next.
- Uh, two wristbands for the Cybron Experience, please?
- Uh...no.
- Uh...yeah.
- Cybron is previewing his new game Spitballs.
It's for kids.
You need to be accompanied by a kid 13 or under.
- Information we could have used an hour ago.
- That sign's pretty hidden.
I'm not sure people can see it.
[sighing] Where are we supposed to find a coupla kids--
Nora and What's-His-Face!
- Billy. - Billy.
- Hey, guys, just in time.
Come on over and get your wristbands.
- Cool! Four wristbands, please?
- It's happening, Phoebe. We're goin' in.
- Here you go. - FIFI & MATT: Thanks.
- This is embarrassing.
Billy thinks this slightly less handsome version of me is me.
[laughing]
- We are going into the Cybron Experience with Fifi and Matt.
- What? This poser with the cool hair?
- Hi, I'm-- - Can it, cool hair.
- It's really nice to meet you.
- Zip it, pretty face.
- They even were more of a brother and sister to us
in an hour than you've been in months.
- What are you talking about? We love you--
- Nora. - --Nora.
- You guys can come with us right now,
if you have my funnel-snow-cake.
That's what I thought.
Come on, guys.
- Wait, wait, wait a second.
What are we supposed to do?
- Have fun waiting in line. Whee!
- CROWD: [cheering]
- *
- I can't believe they ditched us.
- I can--we've been pushing them off on Chloe
and now we've pushed them off on two weirdos.
Something about Matt's face makes me sick.
- I feel the same way about Fifi and her pointy earlobes.
- *
- A new high score!
- CROWD: [cheering, applauding]
- We really messed up.
That should be us in there.
- I know. I'm great at double-Dutch.
That high score should be mine.
- No, we should be the ones in there
having fun with Billy and Nora,
not cool hair and pretty face.
We need to get in there and apologize.
- I don't know who pretty face is.
But sure, let's get in there.
I know just the way.
- *
- Come on, Maximus, let's not dilly-dally.
Two wristbands for me and my son, please?
- I am under 13.
Oh! Uh...
Look, Mommy, my big boy legs grew in.
- That's not my boy. He must have gone inside.
Maximus, Mommy's coming.
- MAN: Nice try.
- How are we supposed to get wristbands?
- Maybe we don't need wristbands.
Would you get off your knees. People are staring.
- It's such a genius idea.
- Lesson one-- in order to knock down pins,
you must think like pins.
[grunting]
- Ow! Ow!
How does he hit so hard with his tiny little paws?
- Ah!
- COLOSSO: Bowling's not for the weak.
If you wanna win, prove it, gutter balls.
- Ah! Ah! Colosso, are you biting me?
- A little bit, yeah.
- Ah! Ow! Ow!
- Okay, this doesn't seem safe.
- COLOSSO: If it's safe, it's not bowling!
Now throw the balls!
- [glass shattering] - [brakes screeching]
- [vehicle crashing]
- This is where you run! - BARB: Oh!
- HANK: [thuds] - BARB: Hank!
- [camera shutter clicking]
- I told you my plan would work.
- I know. It's working great.
I'm charging ten bucks a picture.
- You're giving me half, right?
- Sure. Right after we talk to--
- --Billy and Nora. - --Cybron.
- Can't we talk to Cybron first?
- No, we have to apologize to Billy and Nora.
- MAX: [sighing]
- PHOEBE: Oh, Billy, Nora. - NORA: Security!
- Relax, it's us.
- We know. Security!
- Look, we're sorry.
- Yeah, sorry you couldn't use us to get in here.
- We don't wanna hang out with you guys anymore.
Matt and Fifi hooked us up.
We get to play a live action
version of Cybron's new game--Spitballs.
- See ya.
- Well, we tried our best. If you need me, that's too bad.
I'll be busy talking to Cybron.
- Max--
- Hey, we were looking for you.
Cybron wants everyone in position.
We're about to start Spitballs.
- Right--because I work here.
Remind me, what's my position again?
- Guard the walls so the little kids we found don't escape.
- Billy and Nora? Why would they need to escape?
- How do you know their names?
- Oh, that's just what I call all kids.
Move it along, Billys and Noras.
- Weren't you at the meeting?
The game is rigged so they can't win.
- Rigged?
- Look, just make sure they don't get out.
- CROWD: [cheering]
- Here they come.
- CROWD: [hooting, cheering]
- Poor suckers.
They were easy targets
after their brother and sister abandoned them.
- Uh, abandon's a bit of a strong word--
said the employee who needs to get to her station.
Out of my way, Billys and Noras.
- [pins clattering]
- I'm ashamed to be your coach.
She's gonna hit this pin and you'll lose--
like the losers you are.
You won! I never lost faith.
- Even though you didn't win,
you tried your best and that's what's important, okay?
- And it was fun.
- Aw. - That's my baby girl!
- [palm slap] - HANK: [chuckling]
- It's not your fault, kid.
With me as their coach, you didn't have a chance.
- I let them win.
Now they're happy. Look.
- BARB & HANK: [laughing] - HANK: We crushed her!
- BARB: Baby girl got served!
- There's no way you let them win.
Just man up and admit you choked.
- [pin clatters]
- What the...?
You did not just do that.
- Believe it, baby.
- CROWD: [chanting "Cybron"]
- Welcome, my adoring Cybronites.
- CROWD: [cheering, applauding]
[cheering, applauding stops]
- Cybron James presents to you
his latest masterpiece--
Spitballs!
- CROWD: [cheering, applauding]
- Hit the target. Capture the flag.
Win the game. Get hit with spit.
And bear the ultimate shame.
Bring forth the spits!
- CROWD: [cheering, whistling]
- Guys, the game is rigged.
- Yeah, right. How?
- I don't know. I wasn't at the meeting.
- [horn blaring]
- CROWD: Ohhhh...
- Billy!
- [laughing]
- Let's show 'em what we've got.
- *
- [buzzer rings]
- Let's go! Come on!
- *
- Excuse me, Cybron?
- Who are you that you speak to Cybron
as though you are his equal?
- Uh, the name's Max
and I'm a big fan of your work.
Soon you'll be a big fan of mine.
I give you...
Kevin!
- Surrender your sketch.
Amateur at best.
But Cybron sees promise.
- Really? I spent months--
- Cybron grows tired of your face.
Uh-uh, Cybron did not dismiss you.
Continue to linger as he considers your work.
And you gaze upon his.
- CROWD: [cheering, shouting]
- *
- NORA: This is awesome!
We're about to win!
It doesn't make any sense.
- It makes a lot of sense.
- How do you know? - How do you not?
- Let's just end this.
- [bell ringing]
- You did it!
- Now we just have to get the flag.
- Why does winning look like losing?
Ahhhhh!
- A second cannon?
How are they supposed to win now?
- They aren't. Cybron's games are unbeatable.
That's what keeps people playing and Cybron filthy rich.
- That's diabolical.
This pleases Max.
- Don't.
That's Cybron's thing.
Feast your eyes on this.
Cybron's marketing is also unbeatable.
Observe.
These frightened losers
will be on the cover of every Spitballs game box.
- But they'll be humiliated.
- Precisely. [laughing]
Oh, laugh with Cybron. [exaggerated laughter]
You're not laughing.
- Max is reclaiming his sketch.
That's right, Max is using the weird name thing now.
And the weird laugh thing. [exaggerated laughter]
- We need help!
- Matt, Fifi, we need help!
- We've been set up.
- Matt, Fifi, we've been set up!
- Phoebe was right. It's rigged.
Let's get outta here.
Retreat!
- He may have a second cannon, but they have me.
- CYBRON: What's going on?
- Look, Phoebe's blocking the spitballs for us.
- There's too many of them.
What are you doing here?
- No one humiliates Max's brother and sister except Max.
So what's the plan?
- I think we have a chance,
if we can make those cannons take each other out.
- There's gonna be spit everywhere.
- PHOEBE: Billy, Nora, run for it!
- [cannons rumbling] - CYBRON: Uh-uh.
- [liquid splashing]
- CROWD: [cheering, applauding]
- Cry with Cybron. [sobbing]
- BILLY: I'll take that.
- CROWD: [cheering, applauding, whistling]
- PHOEBE: We're with them.
We're their brother and sister.
- That's right-- ten bucks a photo
with the only people who've ever defeated Cybron.
- Oh, so now we're fun enough to hang out with.
- You always were.
We just got so caught up in doing our own stuff, we forgot.
And we're sorry, right, Max? - Right.
You guys are way more important
than selling my villain to Cybron for crazy gamer money.
Holy spitballs, what have I done?
- Come on, drop the act.
This is the most fun the four of us have ever had.
You two pretending not to like us
and hiring Matt and Fifi to set us up in that game
so you two could come to our rescue.
Best birthday ever!
- MAX & PHOEBE: Birthday?
- Uh, yeah, yeah, happy birthday.
- Let's go get you some birthday cake.
- BILLY: Yeah, let's start with that.
- It's not your birthday. - I know.
But right now they're feeling so guilty,
we can milk them for everything they've got.
- I'm thinking season passes to the waterpark.
Smart plan. - Thank you.
I took a spitball to the back of the head.
Now I feel a lot smarter.
- I think I like this new Billy.
- Thank you.
I took a spitball to the back of the head.
Now I feel a lot smarter.
- *