- I hope you're all ready for tonight's Model U.N.
You'll get a window into world politics.
You'll be graded on how well you represent
your assigned country.
- GIDEON: Hey!
Shhh.
- Hey...girl.
- We've talked about this, Gideon.
So, the whole point of Model U.N.
is to achieve world peace.
- You'll get no peace from Greenland!
Thanks to world pollution, our ice is melting
and our polar bears "no-bear" to go.
And I'll keep dropping bad puns until the madness stops.
- Oh, Mrs. Austin, look what I can do!
Wah! Wah! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh!
- Do you need to go to the nurse's office?
- Guh! Guh! Guh!
- That was close.
- That was so not worth it!
- Nice flip, Phoebe.
You from a circus family?
- Mrs. Austin, I'm sorry I missed class.
- I don't know what's going on with you lately,
but you're about to flunk.
That means you'll have to make this class up in night school.
- I don't wanna go to school at night.
- Tell you what.
If you, as Argentina,
bring peace to Model U.N., you pass.
- Wait, didn't you say last week that no one's ever done that?
- Yeah, it's impossible.
Good luck!
- *
- So, why were you late to class this time?
- Max adopted a thousand hamsters.
- Aw, cute.
- To power a doomsday device.
- Ooh, sinister.
- I've been so busy trying to save Hiddenville from him,
I can barely keep up with school.
Although, I did figure out a way
to keep him contained for awhile.
- The hamster has become the hamstee.
There you are!
- It also came filled with a little bit of helium.
- You may have won the battle, Phoebe,
but the war isn't over!
- *
* What you see
* Is not what you get
* Livin' our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in
* Bet you never guessed
* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *
* Just like all the rest
* A picture perfect family *
* Is what we try to be
* Look closer, you might see *
* The crazy things we do
* This isn't make believe *
* It's our reality
* Just your average family
* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *
* Livin' a double life *
- Cherry, what am I gonna do?
If I don't pass, I have to go to night school.
And night school's filled with creepers and weirdos.
- It's not so bad.
I took a night class on how to improve your memory.
Anyway...
I don't know how I'm supposed to get world peace
with Allison in our class.
I once fought a guy with a crab claw for a hand--
and she's scarier!
- And between her and Max,
you totally have your hands full.
- Ha! Ha! I'm a wrecking ball now, Phoebe!
- I hate that he's having so much fun in there.
Hey, what if I set Max and Allison up on a date tonight?
Then they would both be outta my hair.
- Speaking of your hair,
is it like shinier than usual?
- New conditioner. - Love it!
But your plan's horrible.
Allison and Max don't even like each other.
- But what if I just told them that they did?
- Well, then that would be lying.
- Um, I prefer the term "creative coupling."
Allison, what's up, sister? - Hi, Phoebe.
I'm just writing some chants for Model U.N.
No peace! No way! We don't care what you say!
- You know who else loves yelling in my face?
My brother Max.
- Oh, I know Max.
I don't like him at all.
- That's 'cause you don't know the real Max.
In fact, he's researching forms of clean energy--
like hamster power.
- I love hamsters! - So does he!
Check it out!
- Oh, ho, ho, look at the little guy.
- And I know for a fact he has a crush on you.
So, what do ya say?
You wanna go out with hamster boy?
- I guess one night out won't hurt.
- I can't. Model U.N., remember?
- Oh, you didn't get the email?
Mrs. Austin moved it to tomorrow.
- Yeah.
- Splatburger, 7:30, bye!
- *
Max?
Ice? That's weird.
- MAX: Three, two, one!
- MAX & COLOSSO:
- MAX: Woo! - COLOSSO: Oh, yeah!
New record.
- Never.
What are you doin' down here?
Get out.
- Fine. I was just gonna tell you about
a hot girl who has a crush on you.
- Hot girl. Crush. I'm listening.
- It's a trap! - Shush. Shush. Shush.
Who? - Allison.
- It was a trap. I don't wanna date her.
She's trying to save the world.
I'm trying to destroy it.
- True, but she's super into you.
- Well...
I guess we have that in common.
- So, are you good with tonight?
- Let me check with my assistant.
- Hm...
Tonight we have the thing
we were gonna destroy with the thing.
- Allison said she'd pay. - Cancel the thing.
- Perfect. Splatburger. 7:30. Bye!
- See if she has an evil pet!
Unless it's a cat. I don't date cats.
And I'm not ready to talk about it.
- All right, guys, we're heading out.
Max and Phoebe have plans.
But Cousin Blobbin should be here any minute.
- I don't know why we need a babysitter.
Surprise attack!
- That's why.
- COLOSSO: Hey, why can't I babysit?
- 'Cause Chloe can teleport to anywhere
at any time and you... you can't hold a cup.
- Don't judge him. It's harder than it looks.
- Also, we don't trust you
because you are an evil villain.
- Max is evil. He babysits all the time.
- Max is not evil. He's just going through a phase.
- It's not a phase! I'm evil!
- Oh, Blobbin says he's about to drop in.
- Thunderman!
- NORA & BILLY: Blobbin!
- Blobbin, why did you jump out of a plane
without using a parachute?
- Oh, I didn't come by plane.
My scientists at Blob-Co catapulted me here.
Being indestructible is fun!
Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
Oh, my goodness.
Is this Chloe? - Mm-hm.
- Aww...
Do you have a hug for your Cousin Blobbin?
- Filthy.
- Cousin Blobbin! - Ohhhh...
- Oh, Hank and I have so much trouble
leaving our babies behind.
Right, Hank
- Oh, okay, I guess we're leaving.
Okay. All right, kids. Be good!
- Don't worry. They're in safe hands.
Hey, who wants to launch a rocket tonight?
- BILLY & NORA: I do! - BLOBBIN: Yay!
- *
- Uh, ha. Let me guess.
Your country is Turkey.
Well, that changes things.
- Oh, you'll like this.
Uh, I just brokered a deal between Scotland and Norway.
Gideon wanted that Viking shield
and Wolfgang wanted that sweet bagpipe.
- Oh, by the way, I brought a peace cake for later,
so that everyone can have a "peace" of cake.
Yeah, the woman at the bakery didn't laugh either.
- It's a good thing that Max and Allison
agreed to go on that date, even if you did have to lie.
- I really don't wanna go to school at night.
- Phoebe, Russia has demands.
It's me, Oyster.
I will sign peace,
if Turkey gives me turkey sandwiches.
Mother Russia skipped lunch today.
I could get you one of Australia's stuffies.
- Gobble. Gobble.
- *
- NORA & BILLY: Whoa!
- Cool rocket. Can I ride it?
- No, Chloe, it's dangerous.
Also you didn't call dibs. Dibs!
- Sorry, I can't let any of you ride it.
- Just a quick spin around the Milky Way?
- Nora, it's for traveling through space, not milk.
- The Milky Way is the name of our galaxy.
- I thought it was Herman.
- Blob-Co built this to send care packages
to my space station.
That's right, I have a space station.
- Let's blast it, already!
- On the count of three-- - NORA: Three!
Oh, no!
Did she get in the rocket?
- ALL: Chloe-e-e-e-e!
- She belongs to Herman now.
- I have to save her.
She must be so scared.
- I know. We were a terrible couple.
- You can do better.
- Soon they will see Colosso is a more responsible
babysitter than Blobbin will ever be!
Don't touch that!
- *
Hey.
- Hank, please don't tell me I got dressed up
so we could eat at Splatburger.
- Got ya!
Oh, no, no, we are eating someplace nice.
Cancel my tube.
- And, if you press these two buttons at the same time,
it'll order fresh vegetables
for all these stinking meat-eaters!
- Whoa. You just made vegetables cool.
- So, Phoebe said you invented a way
to use hamsters as a clean energy source?
- Hm, no. I invented a way to enslave them
to run a doomsday device.
- You can't enslave hamsters.
- Actually, they'll do just about anything
for a pocket full of raisins.
- Oh, my gosh, you're a madman.
- You know, for someone who has a crush on me,
you sure are fight-picky.
I do not have a crush on you.
Phoebe said you had a crush on me.
- Ha! Not a chance.
- A simple "no" would have been just fine.
Why would she lie to get us on a date?
- Good question.
Let's see where she's at on the Chirper.
All right and gotcha.
She's at Model U.N.?
Nerd!
- I'm supposed to be at Model U.N.
- Nerd!
- She said it was tomorrow.
She tricked me.
- She tricked us both.
We have to get revenge. - Yes! Revenge!
The polar bears will not be silenced!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you saying you have access to talking polar bears?
Because we can use them for revenge.
You're looking at me
like you don't have talking polar bears.
- *
- Once Oyster finishes your sandwich,
everyone will sign the treaty and, boom, world peace.
- Not on Greenland's watch!
- That's right and meet my Vice-President.
- Hello, international house of nerds!
- Nations of the world,
Greenland is melting and it's your fault.
There will be no world peace
until Russia stops making oil,
Norway stops making coal,
and Scotland stops making that face.
- But you keep making yours.
- Max, please don't ruin this.
If I don't make peace, I have to go to night school.
Well, you'll fit right in
with all those creepers and weirdos.
- Hey, is this Intro to Pet Groomin'?
- Uh, sorry, night school starts next week.
- I told you it was next week!
- I wonder if that guy will take you to night school prom?
- Allison, I'm so close to world peace.
What do I have to do to get you to sign my treaty?
- You don't get it. I didn't come to sign it.
I came here to tear it up. - Hey!
You crumpled my treaty.
You're lucky Italy has a printing press.
- That treaty is written in the tears of polar bears!
Give up your polluting ways or no peace!
No way! Polar bears will make you pay!
- Want me to take her aside and talk turkey?
- Thanks, but I don't think you'll have to.
Allison made one mistake-- making Max her V-P.
We just have to wait patiently
until Max does something dumb.
And, oh, yeah, see? There he goes.
- Oyster, Norway totally stole your doll.
Not cool, Wolfgang.
Vas is dollz zen?
More like Vasis steals it.
- Wolfgang didn't steal that doll.
Max set him up.
- Crikey!
- We talked about getting revenge.
- We never said anything about sabotage.
- It doesn't matter what ya said,
it's what ya did.
- She's right, Greenland.
Model U.N. does not tolerate international
backzen stabzen.
You're outta here.
- But I didn't--
- But ya did.
- Thanks a lot, Max.
- All right, who's ready to celebrate
with some peace cake?
- OTHERS: [cheering, applauding]
- Oh, how could I launch Chloe into space?
- Oh, no, it looks like
someone needs to babysit the babysitter.
- Look for anything that will shoot Blobbin
into space to save Chloe.
- I found fireworks!
- And I found spray cheese!
- Bring it all!
And grab crackers!
- Okay, Chloe, you can come out now.
- Not until you hear the fire engines.
- Allison, wait!
You can't just walk out on your Vice-President.
- Of course, I can. You abused my trust.
Now I'm going to abuse you!
- Ow!
Wait, hold on. It's just some dumb assignment.
- Wow, you sound just like my parents.
"Why are you always trying to save the world, Allison?"
"When are you gonna grow outta this phase, Allison?"
- They say you're going through a phase?
- Well, it's not a phase, is it?
- ALLISON: No, it's not.
The real world needs all the help it can get--
especially with all you Thundermans
running around in it.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- It means you and Phoebe make me sick.
You're both selfish.
You don't care what you do or who you hurt,
as long as you get what you want.
- Okay.
I guess I see where you're coming from.
It is kinda my fault.
You're sorry?
- Yeah.
And, for the record,
that's not something I usually say.
- Technically, you still haven't said it.
- [sighing, clearing throat]
I'm... sorry.
- Well, it's kinda too late.
I'm already kicked out of the U.N.
- But we can't give up.
Let's go back in there and talk to Mrs. Austin
and stop the treaty the right way.
- Why do you care all of a sudden?
- I care because...
I know what it feels like to be told
you're going through a phase.
My parents tell me the exact same thing.
- That you're going through what--
an awesome hair phase?
Something like that.
So, what do you say we go back in there?
- Let's do this!
- Wait, so, diggin' the hair, huh?
- Don't get cocky.
- *
- Are you sure this is gonna work?
- BILLY & NORA: Nope!
- Start main engines!
- Fire thrusters!
Rocket boosters, go!
- You're indestructible! You're indestructible!
- Hi, guys, what's goin' on?
- Hold on, Chloe. We're comin' to save you.
- BILLY, NORA, BLOBBIN: Chloe!!
- Abort lift off! Abort lift off!
- It's too late!
- And blast off!
- Yay, Cousin Blobbin!
- Exactly what happens
when you leave your children with a nincompoop.
- Well, I'll always take a nincompoop over a villain,
especially an indestructible one who works for free.
Blobbin, you can babysit any time you want.
- BILLY & NORA: Yay!
- BLOBBIN: Yaaaaayyy!
- Here come the fire engines!
- I win!
- *
- Australia is dope to be the last country
to sign this ripper of a treaty
and bring world peace, mates!
- Kelsey, stop.
- Looking super cute--again.
- I'll sign that treaty.
- No treaties will be signed.
Especially yours, Gideon.
- Phoebe, what are you doing?
You're this close to passing.
- I don't deserve to pass.
Nations of the world,
this treaty is based on lies.
I told Allison that Model U.N. was cancelled
because I cared more about my grade
than doing the right thing.
Argentina now stands with Greenland
in their mission to save the polar bears.
- You promised us peace cake.
- I threw the cake out.
- No caken, no peace!
- Nobody attacks a polar bear ally!
- Oh!
- Food now! - Watch it, Mother Russia!
- What'd you say about my mother?!
- OYSTER: Whoa!
- ALL: [shouting, screaming]
- Save the koalas!
- Look at that--
total chaos and I didn't have to lift a finger.
- Thanks for standing up for me, Phoebe.
- It was wrong of me to silence you.
And super wrong of me
to send you on a date with my butthead brother.
- You see me standing here, right?
- Uh-huh. There's the treaty.
Would you like to do the honors?
- Victory feels so good!
Ow!
A flying shark
I thought you were better than that, Tonga!
- ALL: [shouting, chattering]
- I think I like that girl.
- Me, too.
She deserves a victory.
- Way to go, Canada!
- Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date to finish.
- Viva la Greenland!
- ALL: [shouting, screaming]
- *