- Chloe, come on down. It's game night.
I'm tackling you first.
- It's not that kind of game night, Chloe.
It's when we all get together and have fun as a family.
- Yeah, Mom and Dad go all out.
It's kinda ridiculous.
- Just like your "kissing" ringtone.
- It sounds like your girlfriend Allison is texting you.
- * Max and Allison sittin' in a tree *
* K-i...
Well, you know what goes on in that tree.
- Allison's not my girlfriend.
We're just hangin' out.
And whoever changed my ringtone, very funny.
Seriously, that was kinda funny.
- Is she coming over so we can all finally meet her?
- No way. She's just coming over to pick up
a book to study for our exam on Monday.
I don't need books because I invented
a device to make me smarter.
- Clearly, you haven't used it yet.
- Live, from our beautiful home in downtown Hiddenville,
it's Thunderman family game night!
- ALL: [cheering, applauding]
Hey!
Welcome, everybody. Thank you so much.
I, of course, am your Dad, Hank,
and this is your beautiful Mom, Barb!
- Thanks, Hank.
It's good to be back.
- Yay, Mommy and Daddy!
- Aw, she thinks they're cool.
- The game our family will be playing tonight is
"Who Arted?"
- That's right, the winning team will draw,
charade, and sculpt their way to victory.
- Just get to the prize wheel!
- ALL: Prize wheel! Prize wheel! Prize wheel!
- Did someone say "prize wheel?!"
- ALL: Ooooh!
- Maybe it'll finally land on "new car."
- I just don't want it to land on "underwear shopping spree."
I don't wear them, people!
- Hold on, family.
Chloe doesn't have a teammate for her first game night.
- HANK: That's right.
- And since she just "wuvs" her big sister, Phoebe,
maybe they should be teammates.
- Yay, Phoebe!
- Aw, she thinks you're cool.
- Max, you and I are usually teammates.
Who are you gonna play with?
- I guess I could settle for Colosso, unless he's busy.
- He has no life.
- Okay, who wants to spin the wheel?
How about this adorable contestant?
You've gotta spin it to win it, baby!
- It better not land on "new car," Hank.
We spent half our savings on these darn outfits.
- It never does.
"New car" is on the wheel
just to keep them excited about the game.
The chances of it landing on it are one in a million.
- KIDS: New car!!
- Yay!
- Yeah, we did it!
I'd give you a thumbs up, too, if I had thumbs.
* A car is in my future and it's new **
- *
* What you see
* Is not what you get
* Livin' our lives with a secret *
* We fit right in
* Bet you never guessed
* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *
* Just like all the rest
* A picture perfect family *
* Is what we try to be
* Look closer, you might see *
* The crazy things we do
* This isn't make believe *
* It's our reality
* Just your average family
* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *
* Livin' a double life *
- Rigging that wheel was one of our best ideas ever, Colosso.
Freakin' out Mom and Dad is just icing on the cake.
- Yeah, look at 'em, they're all like...
COLOSSO: "Hank, you said this couldn't happen!"
COLOSSO: "I just don't know what went wrong!"
- Check out Dad's face
when the wheel landed on "new car."
- Oh, hey, you still have the selfie we took
when you turned me back into a human.
- Of course. We make a great team.
And when we win game night, that car will be ours.
- *
- COLOSSO: Ugh...
- *
- Cruisin' in that car with you and Allison's gonna be epic.
That'll be...
fun.
- *
- ALLISON: Ahhh! - COLOSSO: Bye!
Ha!
- What are you up to this time, Max?
First you convince me to partner with a four-year-old
and then the wheel lands on "new car"?
This whole thing smells fishy.
- Oh, uh, that's me. I'm covered in fish oil.
My fur has never been silkier.
- I didn't do anything to the wheel.
If you don't believe me,
go down to my lair and check for evidence.
- You know, it doesn't matter.
Chloe and I are gonna win that car
and go on the best road trip ever.
Next stop, the library. * Oh oh
- Best road trip ever.
- My fantasy is right.
I should get Chloe to the library
for a quick study sesh.
- Are you fantasizing about studying?
- Are you about to get hit with popcorn?
- How cool would it be if we had our own new car?
- To the amusement park, driver.
- And don't forget the bubbles, Coco.
- *
- BOTH: Cool!
- We've gotta find a way to win this game.
- I have an idea.
You figure out what to do while I eat Dad's couch chips.
- Hey, Max has a device
to make himself smarter for his exam.
We can use it to make us smarter for game night.
I told you my idea would work.
- Well, the wheel looks perfectly clean.
- Yeah, I guess Max didn't rig it.
- We're not buying anyone a car,
so I guess there's only one thing to do.
Win game night.
- We're gonna be the smartest people in the house, Billy.
After I go, you'll go. Hit it.
- Totally.
Hey, you stole my bow!
Ow!
You can't do that!
Ow!
I'll show you. - You heard her. Cut it out!
Ow!
- No way.
Ow! Ow!
- Max, come get some pizza before we start playing.
- Okay.
Don't eat with the enemy. - Right.
Let's do a little warm-up
before we embarrass those losers.
- I don't think we need it, but, okay.
Guess this clue. Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh.
Got a little bit of this thing goin'.
Curl that back around.
It's a phrase.
- Man, we're gonna lose.
- Your stupid girlfriend's here for her book.
- She's not my girlfriend.
- You're twirling in a cologne cloud?
Who are you?
Ugh.
- Hey, you. - Hey.
Thanks. How's game night going?
- Oh, good. About to play "Who Arted?"
- Oh, I love that game!
At summer camp, we played "Who Arted?" all the time.
I would cut loose and rip out a win every week.
How would you like to be my partner for game night?
- Yeah.
- Guess someone's finally ready for me to meet his family.
- Well, you gotta meet 'em to beat 'em.
What do you say?
- Yeah. Just give me a second to call my mom.
- All right. See ya in there, partner.
- Hi, Mom, I'm gonna hang out at Max's.
He finally wants me to meet his family.
I told you I was his girlfriend.
- COLOSSO: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, what are you doing?
- Sorry, Colosso, I've got a partner who can draw
and doesn't smell like fish.
- You'll regret this!
- It's game time!
- Hey, what'd you do to Colosso?
- Mind your own business. Got a new partner.
- Ohhhh...this must be--
- Ignore her. She's trying to psyche us out.
He can't just switch partners at the last minute.
Can't you see he's up to something?
- One less supervillain playing for a car.
We'll allow it.
- Bedtime story! - Yes!
- HANK: Billy and Nora, your turn.
Let's see what you got.
- A pen! A boy with a pen!
A boy with a pen who's staring at me!
- I haven't even started drawing yet.
- Submarine! Gumbo! Church! Home for the holidays!
- Someone else go
so I don't have to explain what's happening.
- All right, Chloe, we're up.
Thank you.
All right.
Okay.
- This is hard to watch, but I can't look away.
- It's "heart" and "soul."
- HANK: Noooo! - BARB: It's really not.
- Don't worry, Chloe. We'll just win the next one.
- I'm bored. I'm gonna go see my dollies.
- Whoa, wait, Chloe.
- Aw, tough break, Phoebe. - Yeah.
- Yes! Now all we have to do is beat Max and Allison
and we get a new car. - Hank.
- I mean, we don't have to buy a new car.
Sorry, there's a lot goin' on.
- Nice try, Max.
I'm gonna find another partner.
You're not gettin' rid of me that easy.
- It's not my fault Chloe ditched you.
I'd never do that.
- Oh, please, you already ditched Coloss--oh!
- *
- Oh, I'll get it.
That's my new teammate.
- Hello, family!
Uncle Colosso's here for game night.
- COLOSSO & PHOEBE: You're goin' down.
- Uncle Colosso, what are you doing up here?
In here. Here. Just here.
- I'm here to help my dear niece win this game.
- Hello, it's nice to meet another member of Max's family.
Not that I've technically met anyone else.
- I thought this was supposed to be "family" game night.
Barbara, still as ravishing as ever.
Mmmmm! - Ew! Ew! Okay, no! No!
Phoebe, I'd like to talk to you in the kitchen, please.
What about?
- Phoebe. Kitchen. Now!
- You two look smaller than I remember.
- Come on, Nora, let's sneak downstairs
and fix your brain while no one's looking.
- We're going to fix my brain, so nobody look!
- So...this is weird.
- What are you talking about?
- Him.
- Hey, you want a quick tour of the house?
- Oh, I'd love one.
- Yeah, well, start with the back.
- Well, I've seen it already.
What are you doing?
- Looking for some shredded newspaper.
That was a lot of water,
and I don't wanna ruin Lady Barbara's couch.
- Of all people, you teamed up with Phoebe?
I thought we were best friends.
- We were till ya ditched me for Little Miss Bright Eyes.
- Ah, her eyes are amazing, aren't they?
- Ick.
The point is, Phoebe's my new best friend now.
All right, I still can't stand her,
but I am gonna help her win that car,
so you can't get it!
Traitor! - You're the traitor!
- You teamed up with Phoebe!
- You threw me down the chute!
- All right, I think I've finally got
all the Colosso cooties off my hand.
- Honestly, Phoebe, what were you thinking?
Using the Animalizer to turn Colosso human?
- One word. I want a car.
- Two words. I'm changin' him back.
And you're outta the game.
- Dad, that's not fair.
You can't just kick me out of family game night.
- Um, Hank, come over here.
- There is no way I'm lettin' you win!
- There's no way I'm lettin' you win!
- You traitor. - It takes one to know one!
- Colosso can stay.
- Dad, thank you! Thank you.
- And when those two teams take each other down,
we win the game!
- And then it's, hello, new car.
- I knew it was wrong the second I said it.
- Oh, here's the problem.
This thing was set to "stupid."
Why would Max even make that a setting?
I like it when my eyes fart fire.
- Okay, I see why he did it.
Right, all we have to do is set this thing to "smart."
- Now you're definitely smart enough to win us that car.
- Je suis super intelligent, Billy.
Je parle le français.
Pourquoi je parle le français?
- You're speaking French. Why are you speaking French?
- HANK: Kids, get up here or you're out of the game!
- BARB: Hurry up. The next category is French culture.
- French culture.
You're good at that now, right?
- Oui, oui. - You can wee-wee later.
Focus on the question.
Are you good at French culture?
- La tour Eiffel.
- Wrong! Eiffel Tower.
- Hank, she said it in French.
She's showboating.
- Ten points for Billy and Nora.
All right, Phoebe,
you and your very annoying uncle are up next.
- MAX: This is awful.
We should have this game in the bag by now.
- Okay, I think maybe I should go.
I wanted to meet your family,
but this is getting really intense.
I'm not intense.
I just wanna win!
- Forgive me.
It's like I'm not in control of my own limbs.
- Oh, our turn.
Now, go sculpt me a masterpiece so we can win this thing.
- I have had it with you.
I can't use my powers right now, but I can do this.
- Ow!
- You can't do that to my partner!
- Don't hit me, you traitor!
- COLOSSO: Eat the pillow, you backstabber!
Ahhhhh!
- HANK: Hey! Don't hit the little ones.
- Fine, I'll hit the big one.
- BARB: Those are my good pillows, you stupid rabbit--
--breeder! He's a rabbit breeder!
- CHLOE: Stop it!
Be nice!
- COLOSSO: Max started it.
- Yeah, he's a liar and a cheater.
You don't deserve to win that car, Max.
You brought in your girlfriend, the game night wizard.
- I told you she's not my girlfriend.
I feel like such an idiot.
- Max, I think I speak for everyone here when I say...
you don't need her! Good riddance!
I've been waiting to do that all night.
- Heh...well, goodnight.
If you need me, I'll be down in the lair hating you all.
Hmph!
- I don't know what just happened.
- Let a girl explain it to you.
She's your girlfriend!
- Think about it, Max.
Every time you see her,
you're all worried about how you smell.
- And you talk about her all the time.
- You see her every day.
- And you get that look in your eye when you think about her.
That's it.
The same look your father gets
when he finds potato chips in the furniture.
- Max, you went to all that trouble to win the car.
What were you gonna do with it?
- Ride around with Allison.
Oh, man, she is my girlfriend.
- BARB:
Are you stealing my sister's roller skates?
- No, my bike's got a flat.
I think something chewed a hole in my tire.
- Take that, Bright Eyes.
- Look, Allison, I'm...
I'm so sorry.
- For using me for a stupid car?
- For everything.
And the only reason I wanted that stupid car
was so I could go places with you.
- Yeah.
Look, the truth is...
I've never even had a real girlfriend before.
But if I was going to have one,
I'd want her to be you.
- ALL: Awwww...
- Yes!
And next time, tell me I'm your game night wizard.
I'll bring my A-game, fool.
We're coming back in now! - BARB: Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Mom, Dad, everyone, meet my girlfriend, Allison.
- Hi. Again.
- Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Allison.
- Oh.
It's my mom. I've gotta get home.
It was so nice to finally meet you.
But you understand if I meet Max on the porch from now on.
- Yeah. - We get it.
- Um...
- Right.
- Save it for the tree!
- HANK: Bye, Allison. - PHOEBE: See ya.
Well, I guess that means game night's over.
Wait. Who won the car?
- Well, since you and Max cheated, you two are out.
And that puts your Dad and I in second place!
- No, Nora and I came in second
after our comeback in the last round.
- I guess that means you have to buy them a car.
You know you're my favorite sister, right?
- Merci, Phoebe.
- Wait, did you two mess with the machine down in my lair?
- Je ne comprends pas.
- Sweet! I am totally gonna pass my French exam.
But all you guys need to know is that they cheated.
- That means we don't have to buy a car!
Thank goodness each one of you kids
is a terrible, stinkin' cheater!
Your mother and I have never been more proud of you guys.
Sorry, Coco, we're not getting the car.
- *