1 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:10,167 - Hey, bro, I swiped some lunches 2 00:00:10,267 --> 00:00:12,200 from the teachers' lounge. 3 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:16,767 You want Bradford's bagel bites or Senor Noodleman's noodles? 4 00:00:16,867 --> 00:00:18,100 - Thanks, buddy, 5 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,267 but I got a special lunch planned with Allison. 6 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:22,933 I even reserved the bubblegum-free bench. 7 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:25,700 Hey! Don't you dare gum that bench. 8 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,533 - Hey there, all you hip cats and dolls, 9 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,800 it's your favorite teacher, Mr. Schecter 10 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:38,633 bringing you some drama for yo' mama. 11 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:42,100 - Curtains up, people. 12 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,667 The drama club is casting its latest play. 13 00:00:44,767 --> 00:00:46,400 - "A Kiss From My Angel," 14 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:49,067 so if you wanna be a star auditions are tomorrow. 15 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:53,200 - Until then...stay jazzy! 16 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:58,133 - STUDENTS: 17 00:00:58,233 --> 00:00:59,767 - Hey, I didn't know Allison was in the drama club. 18 00:00:59,867 --> 00:01:03,667 - Till a minute ago I didn't know we had a drama club. 19 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:05,767 - You worried about her getting the leading role in the play? 20 00:01:05,867 --> 00:01:09,167 - Till a minute ago I didn't know this school did plays. 21 00:01:09,267 --> 00:01:11,967 - Well, as her boyfriend, you should be worried. 22 00:01:12,067 --> 00:01:13,300 It's Nate Lockhart. 23 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,533 He always get the lead and the leading ladies. 24 00:01:15,633 --> 00:01:18,200 They always fall for him even if they already have a boyfriend. 25 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:21,100 - Yeah, do not trust him around your girlfriend. 26 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,167 That guy's a snake. 27 00:01:23,267 --> 00:01:27,067 Hey, yo, Nate, you like noodles? 28 00:01:27,167 --> 00:01:30,633 What? I don't have a girlfriend. 29 00:01:30,733 --> 00:01:33,567 - You think I care about some dude in drama club? 30 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:34,833 Allison and I are fine. 31 00:01:34,933 --> 00:01:37,300 - Hasn't she canceled lunch three times this week? 32 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,667 - Max, I have to cancel lunch today. 33 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,067 - Four times this week. 34 00:01:43,133 --> 00:01:44,967 - I have to rehearse for my audition. 35 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:47,633 If I'm lucky I'll be Nate's next leading lady. 36 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,533 Oh, he is so hot right now. 37 00:01:49,633 --> 00:01:50,867 - Uh, excuse me. 38 00:01:50,967 --> 00:01:54,333 - You know, his public school drama career is on fire 39 00:01:54,433 --> 00:01:56,767 and I wanna be close enough to catch some of that heat! 40 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,267 Talk to you later. 41 00:02:04,267 --> 00:02:08,433 - Nate's on fire, but you're the one who got burned. 42 00:02:09,633 --> 00:02:11,767 - * 43 00:02:11,867 --> 00:02:13,067 * What you see 44 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,500 * Is not what you get 45 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,800 * Livin' our lives with a secret * 46 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,367 * We fit right in 47 00:02:19,467 --> 00:02:21,067 * Bet you never guessed 48 00:02:21,167 --> 00:02:22,367 * 'Cause we're livin' our lives * 49 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:24,167 * Just like all the rest 50 00:02:24,267 --> 00:02:25,933 * A picture perfect family * 51 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:28,067 * Is what we try to be 52 00:02:28,133 --> 00:02:29,200 * Look closer, you might see * 53 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,067 * The crazy things we do 54 00:02:31,133 --> 00:02:32,733 * This isn't make believe * 55 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:34,300 * It's our reality 56 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,700 * Just your average family 57 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,967 * Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble * 58 00:02:39,067 --> 00:02:42,633 * Livin' a double life * 59 00:02:46,067 --> 00:02:50,067 - * 60 00:02:53,367 --> 00:02:54,933 - Hey, girls. 61 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,467 Just, uh... 62 00:02:56,567 --> 00:03:00,167 Uh, Hattie, have I ever told you how awesome you are? 63 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:03,200 And Roxy, you're amazing. 64 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,567 - Max, why are you lying to my friends? 65 00:03:07,633 --> 00:03:09,600 You know what I mean. 66 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:12,800 - You two should totally audition 67 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:14,900 for the female lead in the drama club's play. 68 00:03:15,067 --> 00:03:17,167 - I can't audition. I get stage fright. 69 00:03:17,267 --> 00:03:19,467 - And I get stage rage. 70 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,533 Don't ask! 71 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:32,400 - So, Phoebe, have I ever told you how amazing you are? 72 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:33,933 - Ha ha, Max. 73 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:36,167 I know you don't want Allison to get the lead and fall for Nate, 74 00:03:36,267 --> 00:03:39,800 so if you want me to audition, you know what you gotta do. 75 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,500 - Ugh, fine. 76 00:03:44,467 --> 00:03:46,567 Listen up, everyone! 77 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:48,533 Phoebe is the best sister, 78 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:50,833 and you're all lucky to have her as a friend. 79 00:03:50,933 --> 00:03:52,567 #TeamPhoebe. 80 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:58,833 - Okay, I just wanted you to say "Please," 81 00:03:58,933 --> 00:04:00,300 but that works, too. 82 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,267 - Wow, I didn't think it'd be that easy. 83 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,667 What's your angle? - No angle. 84 00:04:03,767 --> 00:04:05,900 I happen to like you with Allison. 85 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:08,167 I'm actually surprised it's lasted this long. 86 00:04:08,267 --> 00:04:09,867 I mean like shocked. 87 00:04:09,967 --> 00:04:12,300 She's like so nice and pretty and you're like you. 88 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,100 - Okay, I get it! 89 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,833 - NORA: Here he comes. Ask him. 90 00:04:20,933 --> 00:04:23,067 - Hey, Dad, do you go to the bathroom 91 00:04:23,133 --> 00:04:25,333 standing up or sitting down? 92 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,567 - Neither. 93 00:04:30,733 --> 00:04:32,667 - What he meant was... 94 00:04:32,767 --> 00:04:34,933 can you build us a playhouse? 95 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,600 - I'd love to. 96 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,767 You guys can play in it for a week and then forget about it, 97 00:04:38,867 --> 00:04:41,600 a bunch of rats will move in, I'll have to tear it down. 98 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,367 Ooh, I'll accidentally poke myself 99 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:45,700 with a rusty nail and get lockjaw. 100 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,433 Ha ha ha, I can't wait. 101 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:53,300 - Sweet! We're getting a playhouse. 102 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,967 - Your brain's a playhouse. 103 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,233 I'll build it for you. 104 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:02,567 - Sorry, Chloe, you can't build a playhouse with cuteness. 105 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:05,400 - Nora, Dad says you can. 106 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,167 - Come on, maybe Mom will do it, 107 00:05:10,267 --> 00:05:12,200 but you ask this time. 108 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,333 - Hey, Mom, can you build us a playhouse? 109 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:21,433 - Billy! Don't ask her that. 110 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:24,600 - But you just said. 111 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:28,067 - You know Dad said Mom wasn't very good with tools 112 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:31,067 so we shouldn't ask her. 113 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:36,067 - But he said not to say anything. 114 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:39,100 Please don't tell him Billy blew it. 115 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,567 - Of course not. 116 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,600 So, you kids want a playhouse, huh? 117 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:46,600 - I'm not sure what's going on anymore. 118 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:49,167 - Well, I would be happy to build one for you. 119 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:52,900 Let me just go find those tools I'm "not very good with." 120 00:05:56,767 --> 00:05:58,900 - Okay, Max, I'm ready to practice for my audition. 121 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,433 - Oh, good, I brought in a celebrated actor 122 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:02,900 to help you prepare. 123 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:05,300 - Please tell me it's a Hemsworth brother. 124 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,700 - Even furrier. 125 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:13,200 - Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? 126 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:17,133 - Oh, maybe Romeo left-- just like I'm about to. 127 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:18,667 - No, wait. 128 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:20,367 Seriously, Colosso's really good. 129 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,067 He could help you get the lead. 130 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:25,300 - And if you think you can do better, let's see it. 131 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,067 - Fine. 132 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,700 Romeo! Romeo! 133 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,733 Wherefore art thou? 134 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:39,500 Romeo? 135 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:43,300 - Oh, no, she's terrible. 136 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,867 - Give her a break. 137 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:46,700 No, seriously, go over there 138 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,800 and break every bone in her body. 139 00:06:51,767 --> 00:06:55,633 - Barb, are you building the kids a playhouse? 140 00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:57,567 - Yeah, despite the rumor, 141 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,300 it turns out I'm pretty good with tools. 142 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:04,433 - Of course you are-- 143 00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:06,567 except I would've used screws not nails. 144 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:07,900 They last longer. 145 00:07:08,067 --> 00:07:09,700 - Not what the directions say, Hank! 146 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,833 - Well, sometimes you just gotta follow your instincts. 147 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:15,067 Sorry, can't hear you! 148 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:18,133 I'm too busy using this hammer properly. 149 00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:19,900 - Just trying to help. 150 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:22,100 - I think we might be able to get two playhouses out of this. 151 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,733 Follow my lead. 152 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:33,067 - This isn't what you meant. Got it. 153 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:35,967 - I wish there was a way to know 154 00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:38,533 who could build a better playhouse-- 155 00:07:38,633 --> 00:07:41,167 By the Book Barb or Freestylin' Hank. 156 00:07:41,267 --> 00:07:44,533 - I don't know. Mom's already got a head start. 157 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:47,067 There's no way Dad could catch up. 158 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,800 - Yeah, it's not like he could fly away 159 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:51,667 and be back with an armful of lumber in 30 seconds. 160 00:07:51,767 --> 00:07:55,833 - Fifteen! Freestylin' Hank, away! 161 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,933 - Hi, I'm Allison and I'll be doing a monologue 162 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:13,533 from the hit teen military comedy "Sergeant Selfie." 163 00:08:13,633 --> 00:08:17,467 OMG! Today was my first day at boot camp and guess what? 164 00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:22,333 These are the worst boots ever! 165 00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:24,500 - Gouda, Gouda, Gouda! Buddha, Buddha, Buddha! 166 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,767 Blah, blah, blah! 167 00:08:26,867 --> 00:08:28,633 - Allison's out there nailing it 168 00:08:28,733 --> 00:08:30,967 and you're back here practicing barfs? 169 00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:33,633 - I'm not barfing. This is a training exercise. 170 00:08:33,733 --> 00:08:34,933 - But you have to do great, 171 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:36,200 if you wanna beat Allison for the lead. 172 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:38,067 So remember, everything you did in my lair, 173 00:08:38,133 --> 00:08:39,567 don't do that. 174 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:42,733 - Just leave me alone. I got this. 175 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:45,333 - AUDIENCE: 176 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:51,067 - Hi, I'm Phoebe Thunderman and I'll be performing a monologue-- 177 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:52,967 - Hold! 178 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:55,267 You call those angel wings? 179 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:59,067 I've seen prettier feathers on truck stop pigeons. 180 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:00,933 Pencil! 181 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,300 - Stand up straight. You're slouching. 182 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,767 - Helping you. 183 00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:10,267 Now move into the light. 184 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:13,233 Ugh, gross, your elbows look way bigger now. 185 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,067 - Stop it! 186 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:17,100 I can do this without you. 187 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,900 For once in your life just trust me. 188 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:21,067 I know it's hard for you, but you have no choice, 189 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:23,333 'cause I'm the one up here, I'm the one doing the work. 190 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:25,200 I'm the one who's gonna crush it, all for you, 191 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:27,267 so just go back in the hole you crawled out of 192 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,767 and leave me alone. 193 00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:31,467 - I've seen enough! 194 00:09:31,567 --> 00:09:34,500 Ha, no, that wasn't-- 195 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,267 - Next! 196 00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:45,267 - Oh, I'm too nervous. I can't do it. You look. 197 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,133 - Yes! 198 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:52,967 - No-o-o. 199 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:01,100 - Oh, oh, oh, of course you did. 200 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,600 Your monologue was amazing. 201 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,000 It was like you were talking directly to 202 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:08,200 the person you hate the most. 203 00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:17,467 A star is born and her name is Poobie Tinderman! 204 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:19,467 - It's, uh, Phoebe Thunderman. 205 00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:22,367 - Change it! 206 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:27,500 - I'm looking forward to working with you, Phoebe. 207 00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:31,867 I'll see you at rehearsals. 208 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:38,800 - So, you get to be angel number three, huh? 209 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,333 Well, that'll be cool. 210 00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:44,233 You get to wear a halo, some wings, do angel stuff. 211 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:46,567 Yeah, I read the play. 212 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,833 - Well, thanks for being so mature about this, Max. 213 00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:51,067 It makes me realize I'm with the right guy. 214 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,067 - Hey, I'd support you no matter how small 215 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:56,000 and meaningless your part is. 216 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,767 - I'm talking about you being so cool 217 00:10:57,867 --> 00:11:00,133 with me having a big kissing scene with Nate. 218 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:02,467 I'm catching that heat! 219 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,067 - I should've read the play. 220 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,733 - I should've read the play. I should've read the play. 221 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:20,500 - Dude, congrats. I heard Phoebe got the lead in the play. 222 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,067 You got what you wanted. 223 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,733 - Yeah, but Allison got angel number three 224 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,567 and has to kiss Nate. 225 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,433 That's not what you wanted. 226 00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:30,833 - We both know what will happen if she kisses him. 227 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:38,567 - You may now kiss the bride. 228 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,533 - Ha! Been there, done that. 229 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,300 - This is a nightmare. - I know. 230 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,500 I can't believe they're gonna ride off together 231 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,800 on a talking dragon. 232 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,333 - Phoebe! 233 00:11:58,433 --> 00:12:01,667 Why didn't you tell me angel number three kisses Nate? 234 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:02,900 - You should've read the play. 235 00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:05,067 - I know I should've read the play! 236 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,667 How are we gonna fix this? 237 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,500 - It's just a stupid kiss. 238 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,300 It's not like Nate and Allison are gonna fall for each other 239 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,467 and get married in a high school hallway. 240 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,333 - It could happen! 241 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,500 - Relax, Max. This is all in your head. 242 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,833 Nate's only interested in leading ladies, 243 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:22,067 and hello, leading lady. 244 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,933 - Phoebe, Phoebe! - Roxy! 245 00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,500 - We're here entourage now. 246 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,400 We do not call her by her first name. 247 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:31,233 - Guys, I know having an entourage is one of my perks, 248 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,433 being the star and all, 249 00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:35,633 but I'm still the same old Phoebe-- 250 00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:40,133 just without a chai latte in my hand, thank you. 251 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:43,100 - Nate, wants to run lines with you over lunch. 252 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,700 He even reserved the bubblegum-free bench. 253 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:51,200 See, Max? That silly kiss won't even matter. 254 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:55,333 The big stars always wanna be with other big stars. 255 00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:57,267 It's just the natural order of things. 256 00:12:57,367 --> 00:13:00,300 Just like how wherever I go, my entourage follows. 257 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,067 Guys! 258 00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:07,867 - Oh, right, sorry! 259 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,833 Phoebe's wrong. 260 00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:12,167 This is not all in my head. 261 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:18,300 - Who's got two lips and is about to kiss your girlfriend? 262 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:38,233 - It doesn't matter how I got here. 263 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:41,133 What matters is that I'm with you now. 264 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:43,067 - You must hide. 265 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:49,067 No one at Angel Prom can know you are not an angel. 266 00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:51,167 - Silence! 267 00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:53,567 I mean, take five. 268 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,700 - Why do we always take fives during my scenes? 269 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,367 - Because I can hear you through the ear plugs. 270 00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:03,767 - Ignore Schecter. I dig your method. 271 00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:07,600 It's so real. You're my perfect leading lady. 272 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:14,200 - Great job, Phoebe. - Cool death scene. 273 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,967 - Wait, that wasn't a death scene. 274 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:20,067 - Told you. 275 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,800 - Let's do the final scene. 276 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:26,267 Nate, this is when you find love and kiss Allison. 277 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:28,467 Angel number three, pucker up. 278 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:36,267 - Will you make me the happiest non 279 00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:40,300 - Yes, Seth from Kentucky, yes! 280 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,267 - Not on my watch. 281 00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:46,067 - [column thuds, sphere rolls] 282 00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:47,867 - Whoa, that was weird. 283 00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:49,833 Allison, are you okay? 284 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,333 - Max, what are you doing here? 285 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,100 - Well, I signed up to be a stagehand 286 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,800 to support my girlfriend and all her acting buddies. 287 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:59,433 Hey, Nate! 288 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,067 - Excuse you. 289 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,800 We're trying to rehearse the big kiss. 290 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:06,400 Step aside, stagehand. 291 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,200 Let's try that big kiss again. 292 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,367 And action! 293 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:15,133 - Yes, Seth from Kentucky, yes! 294 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:24,367 - Amateurs. Am I right, Mr. Schecter? 295 00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,400 - What are you talking about? 296 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,400 - Well, I don't need to tell an experienced 297 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,433 theater person like you-- it's obviously bad luck 298 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:33,367 to rehearse a kiss before opening night. 299 00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,133 You know, the kiss curse. 300 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,100 I mean, look what just happened. 301 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,333 - Of course, the kiss curse. 302 00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:42,733 Yes, one of the biggies and I know all about it 303 00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,533 because I didn't lie about 304 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:48,167 my theater experience to get this job. 305 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:50,667 - Okay, so we're not rehearsing the kiss? 306 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,067 - Keep up, amateur. 307 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,267 No kiss until opening night! 308 00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:57,500 - The director has spoken! 309 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,200 - Fooling Mom and Dad was easier than I thought. 310 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,567 - I know, we got two playhouses. 311 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,867 Someone should put our pictures up in the Kids Hall of Fame. 312 00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:14,133 - Yeah, after we get Mom and Dad to build it. 313 00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:27,767 - * 314 00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:31,067 - So, here we are, Nate, opening night. 315 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,267 Why does that keep happening? 316 00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,433 - I have a few ideas. 317 00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:46,433 - Listen, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. 318 00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:47,733 - Oh, Nate, I'm flattered, 319 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:50,500 but, uh, I can't string you along anymore. 320 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,833 There's never gonna be an "us." 321 00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,733 - Yeah, duh! 322 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,533 - I'm glad you understa-- Wait, what? 323 00:16:57,633 --> 00:17:00,800 - Phoebe, you're cute and all, but you're just not my type. 324 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,633 I like girls who are into theater. 325 00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:06,667 - I'm literally in the play. 326 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,300 - Oh, sorry, I didn't finish. 327 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,433 I like girls who are into theater and can act. 328 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:16,867 - Wow, I thought you said I was the perfect leading lady. 329 00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,367 - I did. 330 00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,067 I couldn't have you quit and jeopardize the play. 331 00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:23,500 Then I wouldn't get to kiss Allison and steal her from Max. 332 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,800 I just wanted to ask which breath spray I should use-- 333 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,933 lime or mint? 334 00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,733 I'll use both. 335 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,900 It's gonna be a lo-o-o-ong kiss. 336 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,867 - Oh, no, Mom and Dad are so old 337 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:46,633 they forgot they were supposed to build two playhouses. 338 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,167 - Actually, your father and I 339 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,467 put aside our creative differences... 340 00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:54,133 - ...and decided to make one, big beautiful house. 341 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:56,267 - Call before you come visit. 342 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,067 - For Chloe. 343 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:01,067 - You blew it, baby! 344 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,867 - That'll teach you not to play 345 00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:08,200 your mother and me against each other. 346 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,900 - That's right. We heard everything. 347 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,300 - You two go get ready for Phoebe's play. 348 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,133 - We have to go to Phoebe's play? 349 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,800 Haven't we been punished enough? 350 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,333 - Max. 351 00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,267 - I wasn't gonna drop a ladder on Nate. 352 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,800 Oh, it's you. 353 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,733 - Max, you were right. Nate really is after Allison. 354 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,067 - That's what I've been telling you. 355 00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:32,900 Now, use those pointy elbows to help me cut some of these ropes. 356 00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:35,767 - No, I have another way to shut down the play. 357 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:40,200 They can't go on with the show without their...leading lady! 358 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:43,733 - Great idea. 359 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,667 This is gonna hurt. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 360 00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:50,967 No, I'm gonna fix this with acting. 361 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:54,167 - Ugh. 362 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,567 - Just go tell Allison I'm sick and the play is canceled. 363 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,067 - I already cut them loose. 364 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,633 It's worth it if it means you get to keep Allison. 365 00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:08,367 I miss them, but to be honest their chai lattes were all foam. 366 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:11,567 - Thanks. 367 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,333 Allison, there you are. 368 00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:15,067 Bad news. The play's canceled. 369 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:19,633 Phoebe's sick and I'm just so worried about her. 370 00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:22,067 - Yeah, right, stagehand. 371 00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:23,400 I know what's going on. 372 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,733 You've been trying all week to stop me from kissing Nate. 373 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,067 Is that this play? 374 00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:34,167 - Yes, it's this play. 375 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,200 Fine, I don't want you to kiss Nate 376 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,800 and marry him in the school hallway. 377 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,133 There I said it. 378 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:46,367 For someone so cute, you sure sound like a dummy. 379 00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:48,833 I really like you and no stupid kiss 380 00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:51,800 in a high school play is gonna change that. 381 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,800 - Well, I guess I have been kind of a... 382 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:59,300 - The word is "dummy." - Yeah, that. 383 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,500 But in my defense, I've never been in a relationship before. 384 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,367 This is all new territory for me. 385 00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:06,367 - Well, get over it! 386 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:09,433 We're stuck with each other. 387 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:17,733 - Mr. Schecter, I'm not feeling well. 388 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:23,033 I know the show must go on, but the fever, oh, the fever. 389 00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:25,800 - That's okay, we'll cancel. 390 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,900 Strike the set! 391 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,400 - Nope, she's fine! 392 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,467 Trust me, just pre-show jitters. 393 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:34,167 - Ugh! Places, everyone! 394 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,900 Ear plugs. 395 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,233 I just gave the performance of a lifetime. 396 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,633 - It's okay, I'm good. Seriously. 397 00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:47,800 You tried helping me, so I'm helping you 398 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,167 keep something important to you. 399 00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:52,133 Entourage! 400 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:53,400 - You're going to steal the show! 401 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,967 It's extra foamy. 402 00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:58,400 - I know. 403 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,133 - It's show time. 404 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,600 - So this is Kentucky! 405 00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:18,533 - * 406 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:23,433 - Farewell Kentucky! You'll always be in my dreams. 407 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,867 The light dims. She exits. 408 00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:37,200 - I like it when they explain what's happening. 409 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,767 - The kiss is next. Are you okay? 410 00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:48,667 - I'm Max Thunderman. I can handle this. 411 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:52,467 - Will you make me the happiest non 412 00:21:52,567 --> 00:21:55,067 - Yes, Seth from Kentucky, yes! 413 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:59,067 - I lied, I can't watch. - Don't worry, I got you. 414 00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:01,467 - Thanks. 415 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:04,400 - Wow, it really is a long kiss. 416 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,567 - Ohhh... 417 00:22:11,267 --> 00:22:26,700 - *