1 00:00:07,767 --> 00:00:11,333 - * 2 00:00:11,433 --> 00:00:12,967 - This selfie of us is my favorite. 3 00:00:13,067 --> 00:00:15,167 It definitely says we're best friends. 4 00:00:15,267 --> 00:00:18,233 - Yeah, I think it says I have lettuce in my teeth. 5 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:20,600 - Not as bad as that turkey scrap on your shirt. 6 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:24,533 - Cherry, if we wanna win Best of the Besties 7 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:27,067 for yearbook, our selfies need to show us as besties, 8 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:30,400 not me as #7 at The Hoagie Hut. 9 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,833 - Hey, guys, I just voted for Best of the Besties. 10 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:33,800 - Aw, thanks. 11 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,567 - For Evan and Eleanor. 12 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:37,300 - Hater! 13 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,700 - Oh, no, he's not the only one. 14 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,367 Everyone's voting for them. 15 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:43,467 - That's because Evan's bestie is an iguana. 16 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,733 [laughs] And, look, she keeps her food in her mouth. 17 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:53,267 - All right, yearbook voting ends in two days. 18 00:00:53,367 --> 00:00:55,600 We need to post another selfie right now. 19 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,133 [sighing] 20 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:00,567 - [phone camera clicks] 21 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,867 - Hey, looks like the deli is closed. Post it. 22 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:09,933 - Take that, iguana boy! 23 00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:12,200 - Uh, oh, look behind us. 24 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,367 The Thunderman portrait! 25 00:01:14,467 --> 00:01:17,900 No one can see that. Delete! Delete! Delete! 26 00:01:18,067 --> 00:01:19,400 - Okay, it's gone! 27 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,067 - [heavy sigh] Whew, that was close. 28 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,233 If non-supes saw that, we'd be exposed. 29 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:26,867 Super President Kickbutt would not be happy. 30 00:01:26,967 --> 00:01:29,167 - FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert! 31 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:31,967 Incoming transmission from Super President Kickbutt-- 32 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:35,533 and she is not happy. 33 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:37,533 - See ya! 34 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:42,633 - * 35 00:01:42,733 --> 00:01:43,800 * What you see 36 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:45,533 * Is not what you get 37 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:48,833 * Livin' our lives with a secret * 38 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:50,600 * We fit right in 39 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,267 * Bet you never guessed 40 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:53,733 * 'Cause we're livin' our lives * 41 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:55,367 * Just like all the rest 42 00:01:55,467 --> 00:01:57,233 * A picture perfect family * 43 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,067 * Is what we try to be 44 00:01:59,133 --> 00:02:00,467 * Look closer, you might see * 45 00:02:00,567 --> 00:02:02,300 * The crazy things we do 46 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,933 * This isn't make believe * 47 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:05,300 * It's our reality 48 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,800 * Just your average family 49 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:10,167 * Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble * 50 00:02:10,267 --> 00:02:13,200 * Livin' a double life * 51 00:02:17,433 --> 00:02:20,267 - I deleted the photos so fast. How did you see it? 52 00:02:20,367 --> 00:02:22,367 - We monitor everything, Phoebe. 53 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:25,800 By the way, don't eat your lunch--Billy licked it. 54 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:31,867 If any photos showing you as superheroes actually got out, 55 00:02:31,967 --> 00:02:35,333 the consequences for your family would be unspeakable. 56 00:02:35,433 --> 00:02:36,633 - I know. I'm so, so sorry, 57 00:02:36,733 --> 00:02:38,433 and I can promise it won't happen again. 58 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,333 - That's what you said after Cherry 59 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:43,567 wore your super-suit for Halloween. 60 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:46,200 Further action will need to be taken. 61 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,867 - Further action? 62 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,600 You can't ground me, can you? 63 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,733 - Girl, I could ground your parents if I wanted to. 64 00:02:54,167 --> 00:02:57,067 But you're not the problem. Cherry is. 65 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,467 You are to stay away from her 66 00:02:58,567 --> 00:03:01,600 until the Hero League decides on a course of action. 67 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,567 Your future with us depends on it. 68 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:05,667 - Whoa. 69 00:03:05,767 --> 00:03:07,300 So, if I wanna keep being a superhero, 70 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,600 I have to avoid my best friend? 71 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:11,200 Can't I avoid something else-- 72 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:14,233 like the cafeteria's clam chowder? 73 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:17,100 I'm pretty sure those aren't clams. 74 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,367 - I'm sorry, but when it comes to matters of security, 75 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,467 there's no compromising. 76 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:23,667 President Kickbutt, out. 77 00:03:23,767 --> 00:03:25,067 - But... 78 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:27,867 - Phoebe, I need some advice. 79 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:28,867 - Maybe later. 80 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:31,333 - So, there's this cute boy, Owen. 81 00:03:31,433 --> 00:03:34,167 I'm inviting him over for a play date in two days. 82 00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:36,800 It has to be perfect. What should I do? 83 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,567 - [sighing] I'll tell you what to do. 84 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:40,133 Don't ever become friends with him or anyone else 85 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:42,567 because Super President Kickbutt wants you to grow old alone! 86 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,433 - You should just talk about farts. 87 00:03:47,533 --> 00:03:50,433 Boys think they're hysterical. [laughing] 88 00:03:50,533 --> 00:03:52,300 Oh, farts... [laughing] 89 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,867 It's like your butt is talking. 90 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,900 He's chatty today. 91 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:03,333 - Okay, uh, what about... 92 00:04:03,433 --> 00:04:04,633 this one? 93 00:04:04,733 --> 00:04:08,300 I trained a bunch of stray cats to pick pockets. 94 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,700 - [cat meowing] - [wallets thudding] 95 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,067 - Nice work, Bootsie! - [meowing] 96 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:21,233 - I'm impressed... - Thank you. 97 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,800 - ...with myself. - Oh. 98 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:24,600 - Because I've finally figured out 99 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:27,433 why nothing you do seems evil enough. 100 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:31,067 It's your baby face. - My baby face? 101 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:34,100 Well, the ladies don't seem to have a problem with it. 102 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,967 * Wah Wah - Playa! 103 00:04:37,933 --> 00:04:39,133 - Silence! 104 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:41,167 Every time I look at your mug, 105 00:04:41,267 --> 00:04:43,233 I want to pinch those little cheeks, 106 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:46,267 then rip them off the bone! 107 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:47,833 - Well...what am I supposed to do-- 108 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:50,067 hide behind some silly mask or something? 109 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:51,567 [laughing] 110 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,767 Which would be an awesome look! 111 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:57,133 - Just figure it out, baby face. 112 00:04:57,233 --> 00:04:58,500 [presses button] 113 00:05:01,233 --> 00:05:04,067 - [sighing] Do I really have a baby face, Colosso? 114 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:05,933 - That's our curse, Max-- 115 00:05:06,067 --> 00:05:07,733 we're just too adorable. 116 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:12,200 - Well, you know what would make me look evil-- 117 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,900 facial hair. 118 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:15,867 Ooh, what if I... 119 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:19,133 altered the nose hairalyzer so it'd give me an evil beard? 120 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:21,967 - I guess it's better than my plan to shave my fur 121 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:24,333 and tape it to your face. 122 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:26,133 Though that would make us closer. 123 00:05:30,133 --> 00:05:34,367 - Phoebe! - Phoe-to-the-be! 124 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,367 - What's happening right now? 125 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:40,300 - Oh, you know, just gettin' our burger on. 126 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:44,333 - Daddy put on skinny jeans. 127 00:05:44,433 --> 00:05:47,133 - Oh, I see what's going on here. 128 00:05:47,233 --> 00:05:49,067 Super President Kickbutt told you I have to stay away 129 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:52,200 from my best friend, so you're here to be the new Cherry. 130 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:54,467 - Daddy can't sit down. 131 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:56,433 - Oh, ho, Chloe, that is not... 132 00:05:56,533 --> 00:05:57,933 true, it... 133 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,267 all right... 134 00:05:59,367 --> 00:06:01,467 You know what? I'll just...I'll stand, 135 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:02,933 and take a selfie. 136 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:06,100 Excuse me, could you take a selfie for us, please? 137 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,800 - [phone camera clicks] 138 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,867 - Later waiter, Christian Slater. 139 00:06:09,967 --> 00:06:13,400 Okay, I'm just embarrassing myself now. 140 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,867 Sweetie, I'm sorry it has to be this way. 141 00:06:15,967 --> 00:06:17,433 How did Cherry take the news? 142 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:19,367 - Well, surprisingly well-- 143 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:21,733 mostly 'cause I didn't tell her yet. 144 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:23,533 - Phoebe, you're going to have to tell her. 145 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,733 She deserves to know. 146 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,500 - I know. I just couldn't. 147 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,800 I avoided her all day. 148 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:30,233 - You can't do that forever. - Sure, I can. 149 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,767 As long as I've got my... 150 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:35,133 Randy the Trucker disguise. 151 00:06:35,233 --> 00:06:38,833 Breaker, breaker, ain't no Phoebe here, good buddy. 152 00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:41,433 - You're going to have to tell her the truth. 153 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,767 - Your mother's right. - [material rips] 154 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:48,533 - Bye-bye, skinny jeans. 155 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,200 - Oh, hello, Evan. 156 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,400 - Phoebe, Mr. and Mrs. Thunderman, 157 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,600 small girl who I don't know. 158 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,100 Where's Cherry? Trouble in Paradise? 159 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,233 - No, she's just-- - Speaking of Paradise, 160 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,333 check out my latest post of Eleanor. 161 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:04,067 - BARB: Oh, you have a girlfriend-- 162 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,067 who's a reptile. 163 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:09,067 Well, you two look very happy together. 164 00:07:09,133 --> 00:07:11,500 - It's not too late for you and Cherry to back out. 165 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,600 Nice seeing you again, 166 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,600 Mr. and Mrs. Thunderman, small girl. 167 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:16,967 - Back out of what? 168 00:07:17,067 --> 00:07:18,500 - Uh, yearbook competition that Cherry and I 169 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,900 will definitely lose after I talk to her. 170 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:24,167 Guess Evan and Eleanor will be Best of the Besties again. 171 00:07:24,267 --> 00:07:28,300 - Oh, they're just friends. Okay, good. 172 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:31,800 - I'm getting close, Colosso. 173 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:34,067 - So, what beard style are you goin' with? 174 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:37,067 The Lincoln Lover or the Sassy Lumberjack? 175 00:07:38,633 --> 00:07:39,967 - Max, I need your help. - Maybe later. 176 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:41,767 - So, there's this cute boy, Owen... 177 00:07:43,533 --> 00:07:44,900 He's coming over for a play date today 178 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:47,067 and I still don't know what to do. 179 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:50,600 - Yeech, girly drama. 180 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,633 - What should I wear? What should we play? 181 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,600 Should I serve snacks? Help me! 182 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:58,233 - Wow, you really sound desperate. 183 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,300 Close the door on your way out. 184 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:02,800 - You're the worst big brother ever. 185 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,100 - Put it on a t-shirt. 186 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:07,800 Now why is this thing not working? 187 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:09,233 - [thudding gadget] 188 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:11,100 - [zapping] 189 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:19,333 - What are you two fools starin' at? 190 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,200 [screaming] 191 00:08:26,867 --> 00:08:30,867 - Ah, the Bearded Lady. Excellent choice. 192 00:08:30,967 --> 00:08:33,733 - Max, how could you? Reverse it! 193 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:36,267 - The nose hairalyzer doesn't really have a reverse. 194 00:08:36,367 --> 00:08:38,200 I'll just shave it off. 195 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,800 - [shaver buzzing] 196 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,333 - And that should do it. 197 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:48,533 Just like new. 198 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:50,200 [gasps] 199 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:51,900 - Now what? 200 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,400 [screaming] 201 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,767 I thought you shaved it off. 202 00:08:57,867 --> 00:08:59,233 - I did. I grew back. 203 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:01,933 - Like the smile on my face. 204 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:05,400 - I can't have a play date looking like a dirty wizard. 205 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,933 - Don't worry, Nora, I'll fix it before your play date, 206 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:09,467 but you'll have to skip school. 207 00:09:09,567 --> 00:09:11,233 Just tell Mom and Dad you're sick. 208 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,367 - Well, my throat does feel scratchy-- 209 00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:15,067 'cause there's a beard on it! 210 00:09:19,933 --> 00:09:22,567 - It's you and me, Eleanor. We're gonna win this thing. 211 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,633 - [teeth chomping] - Ow! 212 00:09:24,733 --> 00:09:26,333 You're right. My fault. 213 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,733 - Okay... 214 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:31,900 all I have to do is tell the truth. 215 00:09:32,067 --> 00:09:33,200 How hard could it be? 216 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,300 I have some bad news. 217 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,633 The Hero League has forbidden me to be friends with you. 218 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:39,900 We can never talk again. 219 00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:43,067 - Okay, well, then I guess I'm doing this. 220 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:47,133 Phoebe Thunderman has superpowers! 221 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:50,400 - Okay, so, the truth won't work. 222 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,667 I'll just have to keep my bestie 223 00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:54,733 and hide our friendship from the Hero League. 224 00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:58,633 - Phoebe, where have you been? 225 00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:01,367 You missed the weirdest trucker yesterday. 226 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,800 You didn't get in trouble with the Hero League, did you? 227 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,200 - Oh, no, no, no. 228 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,300 That was just about some paperwork I forgot to fill out. 229 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,933 You know, sign some stuff, stamp some stuff, 230 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:13,633 sign, stamp, sign, stamp, work, work, work! 231 00:10:13,733 --> 00:10:16,600 - Oh, that was close. Relief selfie. 232 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:20,067 - Um, let's not post stuff like that anymore. 233 00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:21,667 - Then how are we supposed to get enough votes 234 00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:23,700 to with the Best of the Besties? 235 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,667 - Well, let's be different-- 236 00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:27,633 spread the word the old-fashioned way. 237 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:30,900 - With da-a-a-ance? 238 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,300 - Yeah, yeah, with dance. 239 00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:39,467 - Staircase dance. 240 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:40,767 - [phone camera clicks] 241 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,000 - PRESIDENT KICKBUTT: What is it, Agent Delta? 242 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,533 - Phoebe Thunderman has violated your orders, ma'am. 243 00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:50,467 I have proof she did not sever ties with her friend Cherry. 244 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,400 - I was afraid of that. 245 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,800 - Don't worry, I'll handle it. 246 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:58,767 - [ominous music] 247 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:05,067 - Vote for me and Cherry-- Best of the Besties, 248 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,667 because friends don't keep friends in a cage 249 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,933 and feed them crickets. 250 00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:12,467 - Eleanor likes her cage and her crickets are delicious. 251 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,067 - You've eaten her crickets? 252 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:16,767 - It was dark in that theater. 253 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,333 Hey, Cherry was looking for you. 254 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:20,100 She was heading towards the nurse's office. 255 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,267 - Oh, no, I told her not to eat that clam chowder. 256 00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:25,300 Clams don't have bones. 257 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,733 - Hey, Cherry, Phoebe was just looking for you. 258 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,267 I can show you where she is, if you want. 259 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:35,333 - Okay, thanks. 260 00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:39,367 You're going to prom with Eleanor, aren't you? 261 00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:41,467 - It's really up to her. 262 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:47,333 Cherry, wait... 263 00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:49,333 - [zapping] 264 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:55,067 - [dramatic music] 265 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:02,333 - Here's some more chicken noodle soup, Nora. 266 00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:05,600 - I'll give it to her. Just take off those skinny jeans. 267 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,267 - Oh, even with my super-strength... 268 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:08,300 [straining] 269 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,967 I can't rip 'em off. 270 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,133 - Thanks, guys, but I'm fine. 271 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,167 You really don't have to watch me. 272 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,833 - Oh, okay, good, because Chloe needs to take us 273 00:12:16,933 --> 00:12:18,067 to the Metroburg Hospital 274 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:20,800 to get your dad outta these pants. 275 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:23,933 - It's a fashion emergency. 276 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,433 - [whooshing] 277 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:32,067 - What's up, hairy hipster? 278 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,400 Just wanted to let you know I'm almost done 279 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,200 fixing the nose hairalyzer. 280 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,800 - You'd better be. 281 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:42,533 - Gross. Is your beard growing worms? 282 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,367 - They're soup noodles. 283 00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:46,767 This thing's a food magnet. 284 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,567 - [food clattering] - [spoon clanking] 285 00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:53,067 - I'm just gonna cancel my play date with Owen. 286 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:55,600 - Oh, come on, Nora. I only need a few more minutes. 287 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,267 Have I ever let you down? 288 00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:59,500 - You've seen the badger on my face, right? 289 00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:05,100 I can't take any chances. 290 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,567 - [phone beeps] 291 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:12,067 - Billy, I'm glad I caught you. 292 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,700 You've gotta tell Owen I'm sick. 293 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,067 - Nora says to tell you she's sick. 294 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,867 - Sick of waiting for this play date to start. 295 00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:31,567 - Oh, hey, girls, have you guys seen Cherry? 296 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:34,133 - We saw her and Evan leave just a few minutes ago. 297 00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:36,267 - He knew I was looking for her. Why didn't he tell her? 298 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:39,167 - The guy's best friend is an iguana and that's your question? 299 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:46,233 - What are you up to, Evan? 300 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,967 Cherry! 301 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,833 - EVAN: [unintelligible] - Boost audio 25 percent. 302 00:13:57,933 --> 00:13:59,233 - EVAN: ...regarding operations... 303 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,067 - Boost audio 50 percent. - EVAN: ...top priority. 304 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,200 - Just boost it all the way! 305 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,967 - EVAN: She's gonna wanna take this call. 306 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:06,567 Super President Kickbutt, this is Agent Delta. 307 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,267 - He works for the Hero League? 308 00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:09,600 - I have the security threat 309 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,633 and I'm bringing her in for a complete memory wipe. 310 00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:14,567 - A memory wipe? 311 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,533 Oh, what have I done? 312 00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:19,867 - When I find you, Jesse James, 313 00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:23,067 you're goin' to jail. 314 00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:25,367 - Okay, but you'll never get this bandana off my face. 315 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,900 - Guess what's working now, my little tween wolf? 316 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:37,533 - It better be. 317 00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:38,733 We've had to play dumb games 318 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:41,567 like cowboy train robbery to hide my face. 319 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,300 What am I, five? 320 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,067 - Not with that beard, you're not. 321 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,067 - [zapping] - Ow! 322 00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:47,533 - Let's do this. 323 00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:50,300 - Put yer hands up, Jesse. 324 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:54,200 And turn around nice and slow. 325 00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,067 Wow... 326 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,633 you take this game seriously. 327 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,933 It looks so real. 328 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,767 - Ow! 329 00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:06,367 - Wait, it is real. 330 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:10,333 - Uh, so, about those farts, huh? 331 00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,567 - Heh, farts. 332 00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:17,533 - I can't take my eyes off it. 333 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:20,067 - I'll save you the trouble. Just leave. 334 00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,433 - Wait, you're just gonna go? 335 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,167 Well, before you do, you should know that 336 00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:30,800 my little sister was all worried about making today perfect, 337 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,233 and I told her it doesn't matter what she does on her play date, 338 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,200 or how she looks, that she's an awesome girl, 339 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,667 and any boy should like her for that. 340 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,500 - You never said that to me. 341 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,633 - I should have. 342 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,733 So, if you don't like this little sasquatch 343 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:48,733 for who she is on the inside, maybe you should hit the road. 344 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:52,567 - Thanks. 345 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:53,933 Bye, Owen. 346 00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:58,100 - I don't wanna leave. I never did. 347 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,900 In fact, seeing your beard has given me 348 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:03,367 the courage to share my secret. 349 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,167 - Yeesh, backsquatch. 350 00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:16,433 - You sound like my doctors. 351 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:19,500 I should have known you weren't ready for it. 352 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,867 - Owen, wait. 353 00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:23,700 - What? 354 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,500 - Forgot your backpack. 355 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,233 - Ignore him. 356 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,933 I'm fine with your back hair, 357 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,233 just like you're fine with my beard. 358 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,433 So, if you don't have to go, 359 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:38,400 there's some of your favorite pizza we can eat. 360 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,633 - Can this play date get any better? 361 00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:45,100 - What about your beard? You want me to zap it off? 362 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,900 - Are you sure it even works? 363 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,767 - Yeah. You should see my test subject. 364 00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:54,133 - Be honest, Colosso, how does it look? 365 00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:57,500 - You look like a middle-aged accountant. 366 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,100 - Yes! 367 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,500 What's an accountant? 368 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,300 - [groaning] 369 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,367 - It's okay. I can lose the beard after the play date. 370 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,900 - Sometimes it sweats. 371 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:23,267 - EVAN: Wait here. This'll be over before you know it. 372 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:25,767 - Listen, I know that you can't tell me why I'm here, 373 00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:28,300 but now that I know you're a secret agent, 374 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,800 wanna get a burger sometime? 375 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,300 - Sorry, Cherry, I'm taken. 376 00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:36,133 - You know where to find me. 377 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,267 - [dramatic music] 378 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,133 - Phoebe! Oh, my gosh. 379 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,400 Did you know that Evan is a secret agent? 380 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,367 I think they're recruiting me to be a superhero. 381 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,333 - Cherry, they brought you here to erase your memory. 382 00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:53,333 - A superhero who can't remember anything. 383 00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:55,367 [laughing] I'm halfway there already. 384 00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:58,067 - No, this isn't about you becoming a superhero. 385 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,200 The Hero League wanted me to stop being friends with you 386 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,500 because of that selfie you posted, but I refused. 387 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,900 Now we have to get you outta here. 388 00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,967 - Phoebe. - Hey, Evan-- 389 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,700 if that's even your real name. 390 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,433 - It's not. It's Lucius. 391 00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:16,900 - Well, I'm gonna stick with Evan. 392 00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,300 Oh, uh, good news. 393 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,833 I took care of erasing Cherry's memory myself. 394 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,333 Cherry, name the 50 states. 395 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:27,067 - I can't do that. - See? Success. 396 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,933 - Nice try, but I don't think you understand what's happening. 397 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,467 - I completely understand 398 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,600 and you need to release my friend or pay the consequences. 399 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,933 - [zapping] 400 00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:44,233 - [blowing air] What did you do? 401 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,100 - I neutralized your superpowers. 402 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,200 - Whoa, some watch. 403 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,233 Where can I get one? 404 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,500 - It took me 30 years of training to earn this watch. 405 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,933 - Thirty years? How old are you? 406 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,167 - Old enough to know 407 00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:57,967 Cherry's a serious risk to the Thundermans. 408 00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:00,833 - And I'm a serious risk to you. 409 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:04,500 - [dramatic music] 410 00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:10,167 - [objects clattering] 411 00:19:10,267 --> 00:19:12,467 - What is going on? 412 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,267 - I'm saving my best friend. 413 00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:16,100 The Hero League has gone too far. 414 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,333 Memory wiping and spying on me in school? 415 00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:19,533 My straight "A"s and perfect attendance 416 00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:21,900 are none of your business. 417 00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:26,500 - Agent Delta wasn't spying, he was protecting you. 418 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,600 The Thunderman family is very valuable to us. 419 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,700 - Yeah, well, Cherry is very valuable to me. 420 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,367 Her friendship is the best thing 421 00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:34,100 that's happened to me since moving to Hiddenville. 422 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,233 - Aww... 423 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:37,967 - If I have to sacrifice being a superhero 424 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:40,233 to keep you from attaching one of those gizmos to her brain 425 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:44,433 and erasing her memory, then I will. 426 00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:47,467 - Sacrifice selfie. 427 00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,733 - You really can't remember anything. 428 00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,333 - Erase her memory? 429 00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:56,167 We're not erasing her memory. 430 00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:58,800 We're erasing her phone's memory. 431 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,100 - What? 432 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,867 - Cherry continued to take pictures 433 00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:05,467 when we ordered you to end contact with her. 434 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:08,800 That forced our hand and here we are-- 435 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:12,767 a broken lab cart and a 50-year-old man on his back. 436 00:20:12,867 --> 00:20:14,367 - BOTH: Fifty?! 437 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:17,667 - That's my superpower. I don't age. 438 00:20:20,067 --> 00:20:21,900 - Never mind about that burger. 439 00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:25,067 - I'm so sorry about this. 440 00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:29,067 - You really thought we were going to erase Cherry's memory? 441 00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:30,900 We're not animals, Phoebe. 442 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,267 We're the good guys. 443 00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:34,133 - You can't fire me. 444 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,400 I didn't know it was 445 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,400 Super President Kickbutt's parking spot. 446 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,733 - That was unfortunate timing. 447 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,233 Cell phone, please? 448 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,033 - I got a good one of that guy getting fired. 449 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,367 Be sure to tag me, okay? 450 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,900 Thank you for fighting for me. 451 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,100 - Hey, it's what best friends do. 452 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,100 Who cares what the kids at school think. 453 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,000 We know we're the Best of the Besties. 454 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:04,200 - I'm glad you feel that way because Eleanor and I just won 455 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,533 Best of the Besties for the third time. 456 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:10,200 - Great! We lost to an old man and his weird lizard. 457 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,800 - Congratulations, Evan. 458 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,167 - It's Lucius. - Still stickin' with Evan. 459 00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:17,467 - Well, since my nerd cover is blown, I guess this is goodbye. 460 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,267 Gotta get home to the kids. 461 00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:22,333 - BOTH: You have kids?! 462 00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:24,900 - Sorry, Mr. Mayhem, 463 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,867 but you're gonna have to deal with this baby face. 464 00:21:26,967 --> 00:21:30,500 I don't need facial hair because I'm evil on the inside. 465 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,500 - I'm disappointed in him, too, sir. 466 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,300 - I have proof that I'm evil. 467 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,367 - Look what I did to this little girl. 468 00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:41,067 - [laughing] 469 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:45,967 Giving a little girl a beard is not only evil, it's hilarious. 470 00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:48,700 - I've never been more proud of him, too, sir. 471 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,067 - Stop kissing my butt, you filthy rabbit. 472 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:56,900 - Max? 473 00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:00,900 Do you wanna explain this? 474 00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:04,900 - Nope. 475 00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:26,733 - *