1 00:00:01,175 --> 00:00:03,090 [Adult Adam] Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:03,264 --> 00:00:05,005 the Oscars crowned the best dramatic films of the time. 3 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,137 Nothing could beat a heart-wrenching story, 4 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:10,097 masterful direction, or a powerful performance. 5 00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:12,229 My family, however, didn't think so. 6 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:14,231 Places in the Heart. 7 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:17,365 Who cares about a lady saving a farm? 8 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:19,976 Sally Field needs to stick to being the Bandit's main squeeze. 9 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,282 The Bandit was clearly a criminal. 10 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:22,892 Smokey's the star, in my book. 11 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,415 And that's why he's the fun husband. 12 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:26,461 Splashshould've swept everything. 13 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:28,767 It taught the important lesson that fish can talk and love! 14 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,595 What I want to know is, 15 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,597 where are all the great mother-son movies? 16 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,991 And mother-daughter movies. 17 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:37,559 No need to include me in whatever cuckoo bananas you're about to share. 18 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:40,649 A mom and her Schmoo rescue an ark from the Nazis. 19 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:43,043 She and her squish go top-gunning. 20 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:46,002 A mama and her three poopies hunt down a killer shark. 21 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,438 These movies write themselves. 22 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:48,918 Because no one else is going to. 23 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:50,572 Oh! They're announcing Best Picture! 24 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,139 And the winner is... 25 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:53,618 -Amadeus! -[both booing] 26 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:54,924 Oh, that's a shame. 27 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:57,579 Amadeus-- it's not even a real word. 28 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,929 Amadeus is Wolfgang Mozart's middle name. 29 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,713 The movie's about his musical genius 30 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,541 and his rival Salieri's murderous jealousy. 31 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,325 Before he composed anything, 32 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,503 his mother composed him in her lady tuba. 33 00:01:08,676 --> 00:01:10,157 Lady tuba? 34 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:11,201 Well, then there needs to be a prequel 35 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:12,985 that focuses only on her-- 36 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,031 Mom-adeus. 37 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,859 I will never see that. 38 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,817 We haven't been to the movies since we had our baby, 39 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,123 so how do you know what "Amadeus" is about? 40 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:21,777 Uh. 41 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,605 Hey, Schmoo, when are you gonna be up there thanking me 42 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,998 and hilariously forgetting to thank your wife? 43 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:28,652 Probably never because the Academy doesn't appreciate 44 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,742 how hard a comedy is to write. 45 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,223 I toiled over my most recent script, 46 00:01:33,396 --> 00:01:35,095 a spoof of A Passage to India 47 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,966 called A Passage to Lydia. 48 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,402 [laughs] Lydia! That's a lady's name! 49 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:40,752 Have you seen the original movie? 50 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:43,538 Why would I watch something I'm just gonna make fun of? 51 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:45,583 It's about racial prejudice during the British colonial era. 52 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,063 Oh, is it? 53 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:48,847 [stammers] According to the poster. 54 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:50,719 Exactly how many movies have you seen without me, Geoff? 55 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:52,764 You know, uh, close to none. 56 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,201 Drama. 57 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:55,767 I'm on the edge of my floor! 58 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,029 Shh! This is the best part. 59 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,770 How...many? 60 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,424 The normal amount. 61 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:01,817 Give me the number, husband. 62 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,340 She's so powerful in this. 63 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:05,037 The tension is too much. 64 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:07,039 It's like watching the sequel to Who Ate My Cream Cheese? 65 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:08,693 All of them, okay? I've seen all the movies! 66 00:02:08,866 --> 00:02:09,868 Sometimes twice! 67 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:12,654 -Yes! -Predictable, but satisfying. 68 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:14,699 They're flawed characters, but you root for 'em! 69 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:19,226 ♪♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪♪ 70 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,228 ♪♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪♪ 71 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,798 ♪♪ I don't know the future ♪♪ 72 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:30,062 ♪♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪♪ 73 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,064 [Adult Adam] It was January 18th, 1980-something, 74 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,458 and my newly single mom wasn't good at picking up 75 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:36,067 on attention from the opposite sex. 76 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,201 Hey, Beverly, let me help you with that. 77 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,942 Especially when it came from her charming co-worker, Mr. Perott. 78 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,162 Wow. 79 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:44,076 Whatever's in there smells great. 80 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:45,426 Or is that you? 81 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,123 It's the seven lasagnas. [chuckles] 82 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,038 My fridge at home just doesn't have the space. 83 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,866 -Oh. -Helen, I love that blouse. 84 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,911 It's the same one I wore yesterday. 85 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:55,218 I woke up in the park. 86 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:58,003 But the less you know, the less likely you'll be called in to testify. 87 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,006 Speaking of nice outfits, that's a great sweater, Beverly. 88 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,096 Thank you, Joe. I don't love that shirt on you. 89 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,229 It draws all the color out of your face, 90 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,275 and you're already very pale to begin with. 91 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:09,885 [Adult Adam] Yep, she really wasn't used to attention. 92 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,974 [sighs] Terrible news. 93 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:14,672 Ms. Kramer was home gardening, and she hoe'd off her pinky toe. 94 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:15,717 -Oh, no. -How horrible! 95 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,197 Been there. 96 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:19,111 Worse yet, she's the only faculty member 97 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,723 that I could bamboozle into running the yearbook committee. 98 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:23,464 I'd be happy to take over. 99 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,117 Thank you, Beverly, but be prepared 100 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,945 to waste hours of your life on this. 101 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,947 I can help out. 102 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,471 We can waste hours of our lives together. 103 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,603 -Wait, what's happening? -Thank you, Joe. 104 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,083 I-It's really just a one-person job. 105 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,824 I'd love to get started. 106 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,347 -What's your afternoon looking like?-I'm totally free. 107 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:39,175 Don't you have appointments with the students? 108 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:40,524 Honestly, they mostly just listen 109 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,352 to what their friends say. 110 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,267 -Should we head to my office? -Yearbook team. So exciting! 111 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,182 [chuckles] 112 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:49,011 I think old James Dean likes blondie. 113 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,882 Obviously, Helen. Thanks for coming to. 114 00:03:51,055 --> 00:03:53,581 You're welcome. 115 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,626 [Adult Adam] As Mr. Perott was looking for some quality time with my mom, 116 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,716 Dave Kim was home from college looking for my expertise. 117 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,240 So, I have a huge favor to ask. 118 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:03,330 Will you read my script? 119 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:05,245 You...wrote a script? 120 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:07,421 I took a screenwriting elective on a lark. 121 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:11,599 You want me to take time out of my day to read your script? 122 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,035 Am I saying it weird? 123 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:16,038 I'll read this on one condition. 124 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:19,084 No matter how harsh my criticism is, you can't be mad at me. 125 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,869 I'd never be mad at you. 126 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:22,566 It's gonna feel like an anvil crushing your heart, 127 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,568 your head, and your groin all at once. 128 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:27,049 I've been kicked down there many a time. 129 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:28,920 Dave Kim's lower half is made of stronger stuff than you'd think. 130 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,488 Amadoofus? 131 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:34,186 It's a comedic spoof of Amadeus. 132 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,188 Hey, have you seen Muriel's binkie? Wh-- 133 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,320 Amadoofus? 134 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:38,626 That's hilarious, Adam. 135 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,844 It's Dave Kim's script. 136 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:42,369 Oh, that tracks. Noice, DK. 137 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,893 [Adult Adam] So I headed upstairs, took out my red pen, 138 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:47,591 and got ready to mark up my friend's script. 139 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:50,855 But to my surprise, and slowly my horror, 140 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:52,770 ink never touched the page. 141 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:55,164 No! No, no! 142 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,731 The puns, sublime. 143 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:58,385 The gags, hysterical. 144 00:04:58,558 --> 00:05:00,561 It was a spoof for the ages. 145 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:03,172 There was only one way to describe what I read. 146 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:06,131 Balls! Balls, balls, balls, balls! 147 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,872 [orchestral music plays] 148 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:09,657 Balls. 149 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,136 [Adult Adam] Yep, it blew my mind. 150 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,921 And as Dave Kim's best friend, 151 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:15,140 I had no choice but to give him his due. 152 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,838 It's good, not great. 153 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,883 Now back to the bio lab, 154 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:20,624 you mildly creative doctor-to-be. 155 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:23,323 NYU's gonna give him $3,000 to shoot it! 156 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:24,846 Shoot [bleep] what now? 157 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,109 I won a screenwriting contest at school. 158 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,241 I kept it secret 'cause I didn't want your opinion colored 159 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,678 by my overnight success. 160 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,288 That's grea-- [gasps, laughs] 161 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:33,811 That's so great! 162 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:36,423 He re-named Salieri "Silly Larry." 163 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,990 -I mean, how genius is that? -No, I read it. 164 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,297 Dave, is there any way I could just, like, watch you write sometime? 165 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,299 -No. That's weird. -Totally get that. 166 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,475 But come to the table read later. 167 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:48,870 Brea will be there, Walls, lots of familiar faces. 168 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:50,959 Wow, those folks have been in quite a few movies of mine. 169 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:52,874 And now they're in mine. 170 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:55,224 I'll be playing Amadoofus, 171 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,095 but I do have one part yet to cast. 172 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,183 -Could I do it? -Absolutely not. 173 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,925 You're right. I'd just mess it up. 174 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:04,364 Adam, may I cast you in the role of Silly Larry? 175 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,714 Amadoofus's jealous rival? 176 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,150 You're the only person I know 177 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:09,369 who could bring the character to life. 178 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,588 [piano music plays] 179 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:12,589 But of course. 180 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:17,725 Whoa. Things just got weirdly tense. 181 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:20,554 You creative types are such a mystery to me. 182 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,818 [Adult Adam] While Dave Kim put me down for the role of his rival, 183 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,690 my mom still couldn't pick up on Mr. Perott's increasing attention. 184 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,866 Okay, so, this is for student superlatives. 185 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,434 -Mm-hmm. -Best Personality, Best Dresser, 186 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:34,263 Most Likely To Get A Job That Requires Coveralls. 187 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:35,830 Maybe we should add some teacher superlatives, huh? 188 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,875 -Oh. -Like Best Eyes. 189 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:38,920 You know who I think would win? 190 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:40,617 -Nick Mellor. -No. 191 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,053 -Ms. Cinoman? -No. 192 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:43,403 -Mr. Crosby? -I can just tell you. 193 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:44,969 -Nurse Steve! -No. 194 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,145 Now, technically, he could only win for Best Eye, 195 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:50,497 but the one he does have is [clicks tongue] very pleasant. 196 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:52,368 You! I was gonna say you. 197 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,762 [Adult Adam] My mom still wasn't getting it! 198 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:57,547 I'm Quaker Warden. I'm not a teacher. 199 00:06:57,721 --> 00:07:00,768 I wouldn't qualify, you silly goof. [scoffs] 200 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,683 Anyway, I hope this doesn't seem weird, Bev, 201 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:05,163 but I made you a mixtape. 202 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,644 [gasps softly] 203 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:10,081 This will be perfect for my grandbaby. 204 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,476 Get this-- when she gets backed up, 205 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,218 -music helps her poop. -Mm. 206 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:18,525 [Adult Adam] But, finally, Mr. Perott had an opening. 207 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,396 It's getting late. I should call Adam to pick me up. 208 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,050 Or I could just... 209 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:23,921 give you a ride home. 210 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:27,447 Joe, you are a lifesaver. [chuckles] 211 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:28,839 -Where's your car parked? -I don't have a car. 212 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,322 No! Motorcycles are not safe. 213 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:34,541 A little danger can be a thrill, Bev. 214 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:35,977 How can I be sure not to fall off? 215 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:37,282 Just wrap your arms around me. 216 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,022 And hold on tight. 217 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,157 -Frisky business. -[motorcycle engine revs] 218 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:43,550 What is happening? 219 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:47,031 She is really pressed against him. 220 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,164 I see that, Helen! 221 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:51,079 [Adult Adam] As surprised as Mr. Glascott was, 222 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:53,211 a few others were even more in shock. 223 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,082 Is that Mr. Perott? 224 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:56,954 With another hottie wrapped around his waist. 225 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:57,825 Why is he stopping here? 226 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:03,308 Yeah, look at that sexy denim jacket. 227 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,833 She's a ho-- Oh, no! 228 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,574 [choral music plays] 229 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,231 -Hey, Schmoos! -[quivering] 230 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:16,234 Hey, Bev, I was thinking, uh... 231 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:17,714 you want to go to dinner sometime? 232 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,716 Joe, I would love that. 233 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:21,588 Oh, wow. Okay. 234 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,851 It's so smart to take brainstorming 235 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,027 for the yearbook outside the school. 236 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,898 -Uh, sure. -Maybe we can go to O'Grady's. 237 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:29,857 -They have bottomless lemonade. -Uh... 238 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,598 I'll be making many trips to the girl potty, 239 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:32,990 but it'll be totally worth it. 240 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:35,078 -Uh... -See you tomorrow. 241 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:36,211 [Adult Adam] She may not have known it, 242 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:39,301 but my mom just agreed to her first date. 243 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,563 Meanwhile, it was time for Dave Kim's first table read. 244 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:44,261 Amadoofus's wife enters the hospital room 245 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:46,743 to find Silly Larry on his death bed. 246 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:49,354 My crime is jealousy. 247 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,183 -[mouthing line] -Amadoofus was the genius I wish I was. 248 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,882 But wait! Something stirs within me. 249 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,797 Just then, Silly Larry lets out 250 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,582 an impossibly long and melodic fart, 251 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:02,672 then keels over and dies. 252 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,979 He finally composed a song worthy of admiration. 253 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,154 With his butt. 254 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,199 And...scene. 255 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,897 Maestro. 256 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,638 That was sublime. 257 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,378 And I'm not completely sure what sublime means. 258 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,337 Fun collab, gang! 259 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,121 I'll be in my trailer, which is your room. 260 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,689 No disturbances as I rest my big brain. 261 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,432 Ah, man, that guy is too much. 262 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:25,042 Oh, totally. Dave Kim is too much. 263 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:26,870 Not the positive too much. 264 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,393 The negative too much. 265 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,178 Sure, he's a bit full of himself, but can you blame him? 266 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,919 He just won that big contest. 267 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:33,355 But silly comedic spoofs are mything. 268 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:35,226 You should watch the real Amadeus. 269 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,228 -I think it'll give you some perspective. -Why would I do that? 270 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,753 Because you'd sound less like Dave Kim's friend Adam, 271 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:42,756 and more like Salieri, Mozart's vengeful mentor. 272 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:46,237 Maybe it is time to figure out what this is really all about. 273 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,979 [Adult Adam] So, I watchedAmadeus. 274 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:52,461 How can a movie without lasers or Muppets be so good? 275 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,464 And I discovered Salieri gets his revenge... 276 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,727 and so would I. 277 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,904 You'll rue the day you messed with Silly Larry, Amadoofus! 278 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,167 [laughs maniacally] 279 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:08,346 -[doorbell rings] -So, Mr. Perott asked out my mom. 280 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,783 Even though she was clueless, Barry was not happy. 281 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,828 And he was not alone. 282 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,395 Your mom was on the back of a hog! 283 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:14,875 He asked her to dinner! 284 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,354 The meal where connections are made! 285 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,226 We have to stop this! 286 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,183 -Thank goodness you feel the same! -Come here. 287 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,493 -You know, that's our first hug. -Eh, let's not linger on it. 288 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:28,279 I always thought I'd hug Adam first, then Erica, and you last. 289 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,281 I knew you weren't gonna be able to hug me normally. 290 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:31,282 You two will stop at nothing. 291 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,415 Is that a giant Pixy Stix? 292 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:35,983 Mr. Glascott, I'm sorry to tell you this, 293 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,550 but [sighs] your jealousy is a waste of time. 294 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,030 My mom doesn't think of you that way. 295 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:42,772 How dare you! My heart belongs to my ex. 296 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,165 She sent me a letter through her lawyer 297 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,949 demanding more spousal support. 298 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,603 [chuckles] She's such a flirt. 299 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,431 So why are you all worked up? 300 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,912 Because I have my cousin Gerald in my back pocket for your mom 301 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,478 when she's ready for romance. 302 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,176 He has his own bait shop, 303 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:58,658 so she'll never want for small fish to catch bigger fish. 304 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,225 Okay, can we focus on Perott, please? 305 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:04,838 The good news is, Mom thinks the date is a yearbook meeting. 306 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,535 And once we tell her what's really going on, 307 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,537 I'm sure she'll panic and cancel. 308 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,452 Which is why you're going to keep your face hole shut. 309 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,367 She's not ready for this. 310 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,109 I think she is, and I just want her to be happy. 311 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,851 Doesn't matter, 'cause you can't stop me from talking to her! 312 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,984 Ow! Ow! No fair! I wasn't in my defensive stance! 313 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,595 Swear you won't talk to Mom, or I will crack you in half! 314 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,032 Do what she says. Her eyes are dead. 315 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,208 Fine! I won't say a thing to Mom! 316 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,993 I could have broken out of that if I wanted to, 317 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,255 but I would've had decapitated you, so you're welcome. 318 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:36,652 But I didn't say anything about talking to Mr. Perott. 319 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,349 Aha! Trickery's afoot. 320 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:39,350 Should we hug again to celebrate? 321 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,614 Another time it is. 322 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,660 [Adult Adam] And so, Barry went to confront my mom's suitor. 323 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,706 We need to talk, scoundrel! 324 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,229 Yeah, your sister was just telling me. 325 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,057 Hey, pal. 326 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,711 Why are you showing up everywhere 327 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:52,973 with giant novelty foods? 328 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,191 That's mything! 329 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,802 Listen, Bar, take a seat. 330 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:00,023 I understand you're feeling a little bit conflicted 331 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,069 about me and your mom. 332 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,680 So let's, uh-- let's talk like bros. 333 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,728 -With puppets. -What? 334 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,034 I like your mom, dude. 335 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,775 [Adult Adam] While Erica had foiled Barry's plan, 336 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,951 my plan to drive Dave Kim to madness 337 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,518 was about to come alive. 338 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,781 His rear is not of this world. 339 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,001 Um, what is his workout regimen? 340 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,090 Hm. Oh, he never works out, Your Majesty. 341 00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,048 He was born this way. 342 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,747 How can a just God give that fool such a rump 343 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,357 while mine is so pedestrian? 344 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:30,358 I curse the heavens! 345 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,752 And cut. 346 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:36,016 [Adult Adam] It was time for Silly Larry to do his thing. 347 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,669 It's hard for me to say, Dave Kim, 348 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,107 but this is the best movie I've ever been a part of. 349 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,935 It means a lot to hear that. 350 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,720 Especially the part where you admit it's hard for you to say. 351 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,548 If I have one criticism-- 352 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,028 I would love to hear it-- super busy. 353 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:48,811 I just wish it was longer. 354 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,553 Okay. 355 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:54,512 Everything you think of is so good. 356 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:55,992 Why stop writing? 357 00:12:56,165 --> 00:12:58,778 More jokes, more story, more pages, more-- 358 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,780 Dave Kim. 359 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,259 Exactly. 360 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,652 To my room trailer! 361 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,088 -I need to create. -Go! 362 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,482 Do what only you can do! 363 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,572 [Adult Adam] Just like that, I used the ultimate weapon to destroy 364 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,008 Dave Kim-- 365 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,314 Dave Kim. 366 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,881 Hilarious! 367 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,752 If I weren't too busy typing, I'd be laughing. 368 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,406 I just hope there's more. 369 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,843 -[keyboard clacking] -Yes, more! Much more! 370 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,410 All the precious words! 371 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,151 I'm envisioning a comedic nightmare 372 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,154 where Silly Larry's butt grows to the size of a beach ball. 373 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,677 You'll need a special pair of pants. 374 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:29,852 I'll go get my mom's sewing machine. 375 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,854 [sewing machine whirrs] 376 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,813 Ugh. Dave Kim. 377 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,292 This is a terrible dream. 378 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,772 Shh! Let the genius work. 379 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,252 Perfect! 380 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,384 I'm perfect! 381 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,387 [Adult Adam] With my trap set, the rest was easy. 382 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,042 -Ahh! -Relax, buddy. It's me. 383 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,348 Did you sleep at all? 384 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,393 -Not really. -You should rest. 385 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,178 I'll fill in while you gather your strength. 386 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,311 -But my movie-- -It'll be fine. 387 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,879 I have your shot list, your mediocre script-- 388 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,055 -Mediocre? -I said meteoric. 389 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,318 You're hearing things, you poor fellow. 390 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,842 Silly Larry will take it from here. 391 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,191 [orchestra swells] 392 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,410 [Adult Adam] My plan worked flawlessly. 393 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,980 Barry, on the other hand, was running out of moves. 394 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,069 They're worms and minnows, Gerald. 395 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,679 They can survive for one night without you. 396 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,594 [dial tone] 397 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,945 -Cousin Gerald's out. -Oh, damn it! 398 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,424 We're running out of time! 399 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,731 You know, now that my kin is out of the picture, 400 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:23,819 I'm rethinking this. 401 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,690 Then there's no other choice. 402 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,433 -You must seduce my mother away from him. -No, thank you! 403 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,348 Take off that sweater vest and let me comb out your mustache. 404 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,393 We gotta raise your appeal, man. 405 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,395 No! Get off of me! 406 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,745 And why am I conspiring with my friend's son? 407 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,574 Because we both want the same thing-- 408 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,577 for my mother to grow old alone. 409 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,885 No! And Mr. Perott's a good guy. 410 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,278 He keeps his cubby clean in the lounge at school, 411 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,237 and he's the only person I've ever met 412 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,673 that actually likes your mom's sweaters. 413 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,110 Well, if it's her sweaters he likes, 414 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,720 it's her sweaters he'll never see. 415 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,331 Exactly. [chuckles] 416 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,420 Wait. What nonsense! 417 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,379 She can't go on a date if she has nothing to wear. 418 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:05,295 This relationship will be over before it's even started. 419 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,384 [Adult Adam] So, with one last desperate attempt, 420 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,951 Barry hid my mom's sweaters, 421 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,431 then packed her pants, 422 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,738 ditched her dresses, and stashed her shoes. 423 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,566 Just when he thought he'd won, 424 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,352 Erica had once again beat him to the punch. 425 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,397 Aw, man! 426 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,921 Are you sure this is okay? 427 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,487 I feel silly in your dress. 428 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,967 It's so plain. 429 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,751 Faculty advisors always dress up 430 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,883 for outside-the-school meetings. 431 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,363 It's in the school charter. 432 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:32,453 Quakers-- they're so peaceful and weird. 433 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:36,631 Barry, Erica told me you took all my clothes to the cleaners. 434 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,198 Ah, such a good boy. 435 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,591 Yeah, such a good boy. [chuckles] 436 00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:41,984 [softly] But I'm the better boy. 437 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,116 [doorbell rings] 438 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:45,988 Wow. 439 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,772 Beverly, you look great. 440 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,340 Well, by-laws are by-laws. 441 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,560 -Here's the yearbook stuff. -Okay. 442 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,823 [Adult Adam] As my mom still couldn't see where the night was headed, 443 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,695 I had steered Dave Kim's production in a new direction. 444 00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,480 Okay, people. Time to roll film. 445 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:00,742 This is so exciting. 446 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,483 I'm a professional actor! 447 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:03,614 Also, I lost my script. 448 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:04,789 I don't get these new pages. 449 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:05,921 I made a few tweaks. 450 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,097 Amadoofus admits he's a fraud 451 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,752 and then declares Silly Larry the real genius? 452 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,188 Then he poops himself and dies? 453 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,189 A death poop. 454 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:14,625 Hilarious, right? 455 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:15,887 Why do I keep agreeing to do these things? 456 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,628 Cut! 457 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,282 He's ruining my masterpiece! 458 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,675 Balls! He's awake! 459 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,111 I know what you're up to. 460 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,331 I found your new pages on the back of the toilet! 461 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,985 Oh, there's my script. 462 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,074 You just couldn't stand that Dave Kim's the funny one now. 463 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:32,339 That Dave Kim's the one everyone wants to be! 464 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,341 -Don't get carried away. -For starters, your hair... 465 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,038 -Your clothes... -Sometimes your personality... 466 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,866 Okay, Dave Kim is flawed! 467 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,737 You're more than flawed. You're petty and mean! 468 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,870 Oh, you're one to talk! 469 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,567 Casting me as your jealous rival? 470 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,526 Refusing to admit I can write, too? 471 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,049 Making Brea your "wife"? 472 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,268 I know what that's about! 473 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,922 Don't be ridiculous! 474 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,316 Unless, of course, some long-repressed feelings are emerging. 475 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,839 I really have to stop coming back home. 476 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,754 What scene is this? 477 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,800 Now I know I definitely don't want to live with you next year. 478 00:16:58,974 --> 00:16:59,975 Live together? 479 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,063 I don't even want to be your friend! 480 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:02,586 Fine by me! 481 00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:05,328 Could I borrow that script? 482 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,589 [orchestral flourish] 483 00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:12,901 [Adult Adam] The big date was underway, and despite my mom's confusion, 484 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,382 or rather because of it, things were going pretty well. 485 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,340 So, what do you think of the background 486 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:19,820 for this dedication page? 487 00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,431 A collage of your kids? 488 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,172 They really do represent 489 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,044 all the children of the world, don't you think? 490 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,567 I do. 491 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,134 More wine? 492 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,832 I love how creatively in sync we are. 493 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,964 You know, I always thought we, uh, 494 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,097 had our own sort of connection. 495 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,012 You know, I didn't think this place was gonna work 496 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,493 with the small table, the poor lighting, 497 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,321 and the roaming violinist, 498 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,323 but we are getting so much work done. 499 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,586 We make a good team. [chuckles] 500 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,371 One could even say, we make a good couple. 501 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,894 [chuckles] 502 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,636 Well, that's a funny place to rest your hand. 503 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,508 Were you reaching for the rolls and got tired? 504 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:55,596 No. 505 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,815 No, I wasn't. 506 00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,862 [Adult Adam] In that moment, my mom finally put the pieces together. 507 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,951 My tummy just got hot. 508 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,779 [Adult Adam] The romantic bistro. 509 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,302 The tender music. 510 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,956 The flirty banter. 511 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,349 We'll have the "lovers' special." 512 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,829 [echoing] Lovers' special. Lovers' special. 513 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,657 Beverly, you are gorgeous. 514 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,574 [gasps softly] Oh, no! 515 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,010 I am gorgeous! 516 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,534 Beverly, are you okay? 517 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,101 Joe, are we... 518 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,625 on a date? 519 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:25,843 You didn't know? 520 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,411 -Unhand her! -No, hand her! 521 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,065 I told you, she's not ready for this! 522 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,371 I don't want to see her get hurt! 523 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,894 And I don't want to see her alone! 524 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,331 She's not alone. She has us. 525 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,246 -She needs way more than us. -Enough! 526 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,988 Stop fighting about your mother's romantic inclinations! 527 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,859 Oh, no! Don't say it that way. Gross. 528 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,426 Kids, sit down. 529 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,298 [both sigh] 530 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,910 The fact is, I am not ready to start dating. 531 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,043 -In fact, until this moment, I hadn't even thought about it. -Good. 532 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,741 But now that we are talking about it, 533 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,570 I guess I will be ready someday. 534 00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:57,658 Okay? 535 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,268 Okay. 536 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,053 And when I am, everything's gonna be fine 537 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,881 because I have the most wonderful Schmoos 538 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,056 looking after me. 539 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,667 You got that right. 540 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:07,755 We really are pretty great. 541 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,192 You can leave now. 542 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,150 -Barry. -You've been rejected. 543 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,890 Barry! 544 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:17,286 Joe, I'm so flattered and so sorry. 545 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,158 Ah, don't be. 546 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,985 I get it. 547 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,291 Maybe some other time. 548 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,339 I'm just gonna make sure he actually leaves. 549 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,298 [scoffs] 550 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,041 He called me gorgeous! 551 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,738 -[squeals] -[giggles] 552 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,045 [Adult Adam] My mom took a big step that day. 553 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,222 And with Geoff's help, I was ready to do the same. 554 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,050 Adam has something he'd like to say. 555 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,573 So does Dave Kim, actually. 556 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,489 -I'm so sorry! -No, I'm sorry! 557 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,317 -Your script is amazing! -Your script is amazing! 558 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,014 I've been a terrible friend! I've been a terrible human. 559 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:52,974 Okay, they both know they suck. 560 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:53,757 Yeah, we can let them take it from here. 561 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,458 It was just... 562 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,242 hard seeing you thrive at something 563 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,374 I always thought was my thing. 564 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,506 It is your thing. 565 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,768 You're the funniest writer I know. 566 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:09,512 Well, you're pretty good, too, Dave Kim. 567 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,079 And you know what? 568 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,168 Maybe next year, when we're both at NYU, 569 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,996 we can work on something together. 570 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,258 That would be amazing. 571 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,868 Great. 572 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:20,784 But before all that, let's finish your Amadoofus? 573 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,700 I would really love that. 574 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,615 ["Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco playing] 575 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,704 [Adult Adam] Relationships go through many changes. 576 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,750 Your best friend can turn into your enemy 577 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,534 then back to your best friend. 578 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,101 [glasses clink] 579 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,538 Or the people you take care of can, overnight, 580 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,324 be the ones who are taking care of you. 581 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,542 ♪♪ Come and rock me, Amadeus ♪♪ 582 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,675 ♪♪ Amadeus, Amadeus ♪♪ 583 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,720 [Adult Adam] Yeah, we may not always catch the hints right away, 584 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:47,594 but once we do, we realize they were there all along... 585 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,639 ♪♪ Amadeus, Amadeus ♪♪ 586 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,990 ...thanks to those we love being there when we need them 587 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:56,385 and, of course, sharing laughter along the way. 588 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,213 [echoing] ♪♪ Amadeus ♪♪ 589 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,261 Erica, thanks for being open to me 590 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,132 getting back out there. 591 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,526 Please, we're not just mother and daughter, we're friends. 592 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,484 You can always talk to me about this stuff. 593 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:12,401 -Like how dreamy Tom Berenger is? -I guess. 594 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,708 I like how his hair is so ruggedly curly. 595 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,318 Sure, nice lettuce. 596 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:19,190 You can tell he's a bad boy who does bad things. 597 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,845 Bad... [chuckles] That's how I'm starting to feel. 598 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:24,544 Major League? More like major yum. Am I right? 599 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,415 Okay, that's it! I'm out. 600 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,548 You know what? I'm gonna keep this magazine, if that's okay. 601 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:29,940 Oh, totally fine. Friendship over.