1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,253 Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, Beverly Goldberg 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,838 was a certified super mom. 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,381 Kissy monster attack! 4 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:08,550 She raised three kids with a parenting style 5 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:09,551 that was uniquely her own. 6 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,969 [ Purrs ] Mom! 7 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,346 But now my sister had a baby. [ Muriel fussing ] 8 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,015 And it was Erica's turn to do her mom thing. 9 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,433 Man, this girl is cranky. 10 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:17,935 What's your deal, baby? 11 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,728 I know you don't have words, but tell me! 12 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,939 Oh, that's my rock. Always cool under pressure. 13 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,857 [ Muriel crying ] Sorry, it's just really frustrating 14 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,192 not being able to calm her. 15 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,443 Let's just call the pediatrician, 16 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,654 or that Army doctor that watches the president. 17 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:31,990 Relax. The only healer you need is Dr. Bev. 18 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,660 Mom, go back to making an impossibly heavy lunch. 19 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,662 My 12-bean chili can wait. 20 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,664 12? Isn't that just all the beans? 21 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:39,665 [ Sighs ] Don't engage her. 22 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:40,582 Mom, we got this. 23 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,251 Do you? 24 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:44,920 What if she has diaper rash, or cradle cap, or cooties, 25 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,672 or Pac-Man fever? 26 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,006 I'm pretty sure some of those are made up 27 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,341 and one is a song? 28 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,134 Just let me use my sure-fire method 29 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,719 of soothing any baby. 30 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:53,720 Don't say a chicken bone. 31 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,682 A chicken bone-- nature's pacifier. 32 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:59,601 I'm not letting my baby gnaw on a day-old drumstick. 33 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,978 Why is that in your pocket? 34 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,188 You don't ask Shakespeare why he carries a quill. 35 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,231 Face it, Mom. 36 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,400 Your baby tricks are weird and outdated. 37 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,152 Excuse me, but I have raised three children 38 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,530 who are all now thriving adults. 39 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,156 Hey, anyone know what day it is? 40 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,324 I have a dental appointment on Friday. 41 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:15,534 It's Saturday. 42 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,327 Well, my intense jaw pain 43 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,954 will probably go away on its own, right? [ Door opens, closes ] 44 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,414 Terrible news! 45 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,708 I was playing playground basketball and lost! 46 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,043 The other guys were cheating by being taller and fitter! 47 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,712 Oh, Poopie! [ Gasps ] 48 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,046 Your heart is racing. 49 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,339 I punted their ball into the woods, 50 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,799 but it only settled me down a little. 51 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,134 [ Muriel crying ] Well, I have the solution 52 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,428 for both my Schmoos right here. 53 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,639 Barry, this ol' bone should ease your restless mind. 54 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,224 All my worries are melted away 55 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,434 with the power of chicken. 56 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,144 Wh-- If Barry gets a bone, I want one. 57 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:44,521 Of course you do. Mm. 58 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,356 You can't argue with results, Erica. 59 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,942 You've certainly done a number on these two. 60 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,777 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 61 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,989 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 62 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:56,616 - Captions by VITAC-- 63 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,076 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 64 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:01,705 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 65 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,374 It was February 15th, 1980-something. 66 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:07,252 Barry and I had been sharing a bedroom as adult brothers. 67 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,212 And this is pretty much how it was going. 68 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,839 Gah! The hell, Barry?! 69 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,424 Cross at your own risk. 70 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,801 This sliver of space is now my training dojo. 71 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:15,886 Kee-ya! 72 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,304 There's the entire outside 73 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,639 for you to pretend what you do matters. 74 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,725 'Chuck in nature where the elements also attack? 75 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,935 Think before you speak. 76 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,646 Turns out, my childhood bedroom 77 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,731 was way too cramped for two grown men. 78 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:30,067 Why are you blocking my path? 79 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,777 Why are you wearing a towel 80 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:34,571 around your nipples like a lady? Wow. 81 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,573 And, of course, I had a serious girlfriend. 82 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,949 Not that Barry cared. 83 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,618 Carmen, I miss your face. 84 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:42,913 I haven't seen you in... 37 excruciating minutes. 85 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,456 The hell, dude?! 86 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:47,125 The thought of you being romantic disgusts me. 87 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,169 And if we're being honest, probably her. 88 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,171 But even worse than the small space, 89 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,382 we were both very stubborn. 90 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,842 Get the lights. Already tucked in. You get 'em. 91 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,220 I got in bed first. You're closer. 92 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,807 And now you're closer. 93 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,601 How incredibly petty. I'm impressed. 94 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,019 I will stand here all night. 95 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,480 I know how much you need your precious darkness. 96 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,066 My jacked eyelids will be my blackout curtains. 97 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,359 [ Clicks ] 98 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,777 I'll kill you and everyone you know 99 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,070 and some you don't! 100 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,154 You're right by the light switch! 101 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,364 Just hit it and end this! 102 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,199 I'd rather never sleep again. 103 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,118 Fine by me! Good night! 104 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,786 Good night to you, too! 105 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,496 What is going on in here? 106 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,705 I need to move out. 107 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,249 Ideally, to a modern penthouse 108 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,626 with a 360-degree view and a live-in butler. 109 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,504 But I'll take a slightly lower level and a sassy maid. 110 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,714 You could stay here and I'll be your sassy maid. 111 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,049 Fun stuff. 112 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,426 Now get on the horn with the Realtor 113 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,386 and see what's available near the mayor's mansion. 114 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,847 So, I'm paying for you to leave me? 115 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,432 I'm a medical student. 116 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,600 Well, you're also an adult. So figure it out on your own. 117 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,269 Yesterday you brushed out my hair 118 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,645 as I was watching "Scooby-Doo!" 119 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,314 You're my little Shaggy, and you're not going anywhere. 120 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,150 Mwah! [ Sighs ] 121 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,152 I need to get out of here. 122 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,862 I've never been with you more. 123 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:57,863 Now turn out the lights! 124 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,114 Never! 125 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,657 Out of funds and options, 126 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,659 Barry went to the JTP, 127 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,203 his best buds, who would never refuse him. 128 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,663 No way. Pass. Sorry, bud. 129 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,791 But it's me-- Barry! 130 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,294 The original guy-- Barry! 131 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,129 We love you, Big Tasty, but we've got no room. 132 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,255 What about my old room? 133 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,465 The one with all the holes in the wall 134 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:17,924 from your homemade hunting bow? 135 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,426 You mean the adorable peek-a-boo holes 136 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,303 I made to the kitchen? It's my room now. 137 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,554 No way! 138 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:25,307 Andy can sleep in a drawer, or a shoe box, 139 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,225 or whatever box you use to ship one Skittle. 140 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,769 First, I would be average height 141 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,312 if we lived in Ecuador. 142 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,146 And I think what you just said 143 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,064 highlights the main problem here-- 144 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:33,815 you were a crappy roommate. 145 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,609 This is news to me. 146 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,903 You regularly ate our food even though it was labeled. 147 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,613 I'm a hungry and hilarious wild card 148 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,906 that you root for! 149 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,866 You wore my only suit to go waterskiing. 150 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,242 I brought your pants back. 151 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,327 But do you bring the rent money? 152 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,454 My rent will be paid in sordid tales 153 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,955 of what it was like to live with me 154 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,499 before I was famous. [ Mouths word ] 155 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,751 Think how rich in stories the poor losers are 156 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,420 who lived with pre-"Miami Vice" Don Johnson. 157 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,089 So, we're the poor losers in this scenario 158 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,966 and you're Don Johnson? 159 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,052 I didn't hear a no. 160 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,762 No. Big no from me. 161 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,430 [Bleep] no. 162 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,058 As Barry's tale of woe fell on deaf ears, 163 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,685 my mom was hearing a different kind of sadness. 164 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,730 [ Muriel crying ] I'm sorry, does anyone else hear a crying baby? 165 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,106 Sure do. Loud and clear. 166 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,107 [ Crying continues ] 167 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,526 Okay, fine. I'll just go and... 168 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:18,735 Bup-bup! 169 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,237 Geoff and I are gonna let her cry it out. 170 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,404 Cry it out? 171 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,781 According to Dr. Ferber, 172 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,115 Muriel can regulate herself. 173 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,367 Your words are insane! 174 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,993 I'm not gonna let my baby regulate herself! 175 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,787 My baby. 176 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,248 A very important and too often repeated distinction. 177 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,791 I need to help my granddaughter. 178 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,042 Muriel, it's Bubbe. 179 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,460 Let my voice be your blanket. 180 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,670 Stop it! 181 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,338 Geoff, pin my mom's arms! Muriel! 182 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,756 Can't do it. There are too many scenarios 183 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:40,924 where I end up in a trauma center. Alright. 184 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,092 Grandma's here. Gah! 185 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,844 I can't be here right now! 186 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,136 I'm taking the baby to the park. 187 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,680 [ Footsteps ] [ Sighs lightly ] 188 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,474 You did the right thing by not touching me, Geoff. 189 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,726 You honor me with your fear. 190 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,020 Adult Adam: And so, fed up with my mom, 191 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,356 Erica took Muriel for a change of scenery. 192 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,608 But she got a lot more than that. 193 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:01,027 [ Gasps ] Oh, she's adorable! 194 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,320 Oh, thanks! [ Chuckles ] 195 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,446 If you saw her 10 minutes ago, 196 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,699 she sounded like a tiny tornado siren. 197 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,075 This one looks unassuming, 198 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,201 but she's coming off a diaper 199 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,953 that could knock out Ivan Drago. 200 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,079 Muriel has sent me to the canvas 201 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,789 a few times. [ Both chuckle ] 202 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:13,582 I'm Erica, by the way. 203 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:14,833 Lauren. 204 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,626 And this is Hazel. 205 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,795 Oh, you are too cute, Hazel. 206 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,505 Are those baby Jordaches? 207 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,591 We're matching for our daily park walk. 208 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:23,967 Whoa. You come here every day? 209 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,468 Between naps three and four. 210 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,596 We're pretty drilled into our routine. 211 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:30,307 I think I've left the house twice in five months. 212 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,017 Both times to pick up baby wipes. 213 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,102 Once for the kid and once because my husband ate ribs. 214 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,478 [ Laughs ] [ Chuckles ] 215 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,272 While Erica made a new mom friend, 216 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,190 living with my brother was getting old. 217 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,817 [ Toilet flushes ] What the... 218 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,944 Morning, bro. 219 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,070 Why am I in the hallway? 220 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,822 Your sleeping was bothering me. 221 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,032 Was I snoring or something? 222 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,366 No, I just didn't like 223 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,368 that you were smugly enjoying a dream 224 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,329 and I was stuck in the lame waking world. 225 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,664 That's funny, because I was beating you up in my dream. 226 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:55,915 Impossible. 227 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,667 In every realm I'd dominate you. 228 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,628 You were crying and begging me to stop. 229 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,339 Also, you said you loved the Dallas Cowboys. 230 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,381 No! 231 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,091 Go back to sleep right now and fix it! 232 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,635 I'll tuck you in! Get off me! 233 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,345 Hello! 234 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:09,763 I heard the chittering of conversation. 235 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:10,764 Is your mom here? 236 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,015 She's out speed walking, 237 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,391 which is just what I call walking. 238 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,976 My losing streak continues. 239 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,728 My Science-a-bration is ruined. 240 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,021 Your what? 241 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,356 It's my week-long scholastic party 242 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,650 honoring the wonders of science. 243 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,027 And this year, I finally landed Slim Goodbody. 244 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,570 Noice! Who's that? 245 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,905 Allow me to show you. 246 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:32,452 Make sure you eat a rainbow of foods every day. 247 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,703 Adult Adam: Yep, before Google, 248 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,581 this guy was how we learned the human form. 249 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,958 He is a hero of the edu-tainment world. 250 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,251 And he was all mine. 251 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,504 Until he bailed for his niece's bat mitzvah 252 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:43,755 in Ann Arbor. 253 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,049 I guess family is more important than $1,000. 254 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,967 Dollars. I heard dollars. 255 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,345 All for prancing around in his veiny underwear? 256 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,888 Plus lodging, travel, 257 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,224 and for some reason, 500 red M&M's. 258 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,767 That's enough cash for a down payment 259 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:56,810 on an apartment! 260 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,852 We're in! We? 261 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,396 In what? Think about it. 262 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,439 Who's crushing medical school right now, 263 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,441 a place where they educate people 264 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:04,818 about the human body? 265 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,236 Weirdly, you. 266 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,154 And who famously brings light entertainment 267 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,572 to the school stage? 268 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,199 Me. See? 269 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,827 I'm the "edu"-- you're the "tainment." 270 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,870 If it'll get you out of my room, I'm in! 271 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,164 Let's edu-tain some kids! Yes! 272 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,541 History would tell me to say no, 273 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,626 but I need to trust my leaky gut. 274 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,169 Deal. 275 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,046 As Barry concocted a plan to find his way 276 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,381 out of the house... [ Door bell rings ] 277 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,842 ...my sister's new friend was dropping in. 278 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,593 I brought wine for our coffee cups! 279 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,554 Oh, my God, stop. Come in! [ Chuckles ] 280 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,055 Hi there! 281 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,307 I'm the mom behind the mom-- Beverly Goldberg. 282 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,268 This is Lauren. And that's Geoff. 283 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,853 [ English accent ] Grandiose gobs of greetings. 284 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,396 Don't. [ Normal voice ] Save the gold, got it. 285 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,314 You two are famous. [ Chuckles ] 286 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,941 Erica's my new best friend, 287 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,193 which makes our babies best friends. 288 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,446 Oh, I'll always be Erica and Muriel's 289 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,322 first and only best friend, 290 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:54,409 but that's a fun way to say something totally untrue. 291 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,119 Okay, we should skedaddle. 292 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,162 Geoff, can you feed the baby? 293 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,539 Already handled by Mama Supreme. 294 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,666 Milk and formula, just like you said. 295 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,419 Then I sprinkled in some cereal to sweeten it up. 296 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,713 Wazdatnow? Wait, you gave a little baby cereal? 297 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:07,922 Just Boo Berry. 298 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,883 I shook the bottle to make the milk blue. 299 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,093 She gobbled it right up. Yum-yum! 300 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,261 Cereal's a choking hazard. [ Nervous chuckle ] 301 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,304 Please! 302 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,638 Yesterday I was making shrimp parm, 303 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,807 and I gave Muriel a prawn to gnaw on. 304 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,309 She loved it. 305 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,352 What if she has a shellfish allergy? 306 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:24,189 Yeah, what if my daughter has a shellfish allergy? 307 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,149 [ Laughing ] Can you imagine? 308 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:28,485 Ah! Yikes. [ Sighs ] 309 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,694 You know, it's none of my business, 310 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:30,779 but I am noticing 311 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,197 the exposed outlets right there. 312 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,324 You might want to consider baby-proofing. 313 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,034 Oh, in this house we don't baby-proof. 314 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,160 We Bubbe-proof. 315 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,412 Which means that Bubbe, me, 316 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,916 never takes her eyes off the baby, she, ever. 317 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,375 C'mon, Erica. It's not her fault. 318 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,960 She's just from a different time. 319 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:46,878 [ Door opens ] Byeee! 320 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,884 Well, who the [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] does she think she is? 321 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,928 Um, Erica's new friend? 322 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,012 I'm Erica's friend. 323 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,305 Maybe this one time, 324 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,224 you should just go with the flow? 325 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,893 Go with the flow. 326 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,061 [ Whispers ] Yeah. 327 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,897 [ Breathes sharply ] That's me. That's me. 328 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,650 I'm gonna choose to take your icy and distant stare 329 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,193 as thoughtful reflection. 330 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,320 Yay! We're all good people here! 331 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,280 Nobody believed that. 332 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,410 Barry needed money bad. 333 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,079 So he hoped a gig in edu-tainment 334 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,455 would help him close the deal. 335 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,915 Congrats! 336 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,251 You have been handpicked to be a test audience 337 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,294 for a new show about the human body. 338 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,171 Handpicked. I was forced here. 339 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,673 This isn't a lasagna tasting? 340 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:35,677 And now we present to you "Organs 'n' Friends." 341 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,886 Barry: Ow! 342 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,973 [ Deep voice ] Howdy! Hearty Marty here! 343 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,308 [ High-pitched voice ] And I'm Olivia Liver! 344 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,476 As your heart, 345 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,480 I move blood throughout your whooole body! 346 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,483 And, man, does that get me pumped! 347 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,026 [ Laughter ] It's 'cause hearts pump. 348 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,027 That's great. 349 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,155 Halt the show! 350 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,740 JTP, thoughts so far? 351 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,826 Adorable! I want a liver for my niece! 352 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,369 I'm invested and crave more! 353 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,705 Exactly. You guys all hate it, too. 354 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,040 I mean, look at this pathetic puppet. 355 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,168 Hearts don't have eyes. 356 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,295 You were looking for a realistic heart? 357 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,921 And the lady liver has a nose. 358 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,882 Does she smell or regulate chemical levels 359 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:14,883 and excrete bile? 360 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,342 Is that a science question? 361 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,678 Because I don't even know where the sun goes at night. 362 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,762 You should probably know that. 363 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,223 And where is the song about the toe fungus, 364 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,559 or the cluster migraine, or the monologue 365 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,187 by a charred lung of a lifelong smoker? 366 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,438 Do kids even need to know that stuff? 367 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,856 Do I? 368 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,732 Isn't this just about getting your money 369 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:31,983 so you can move out? 370 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,569 As an almost doctor, I demand perfection. 371 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,571 Throw it all out. Start all over. 372 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,489 I'm gonna do the only reasonable thing. 373 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,824 Everything I ask? 374 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,034 I quit! 375 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,869 Me, too! 376 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:46,039 Fine! Good edu-tainment doesn't need the "tainment"-- 377 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,123 just the "edu." 378 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,499 That's right. 379 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:51,085 William Penn students are about to get educated. 380 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,629 [ Door closes ] That's just school. 381 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,005 I don't think he gets it. 382 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,507 I am so happy he doesn't live with us. 383 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:59,010 Barry was learning a hard lesson in edu-tainment. 384 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,303 My mom would soon learn 385 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,472 that going with the flow wasn't so easy. 386 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,058 Thanks for helping me carry in my groceries. 387 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,560 Oh, the pleasure is mine. [ Chuckles ] 388 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,895 That's a lie. 389 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,396 I have a pinched nerve in my back, 390 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,357 and I shouldn't be carrying these or anything else. 391 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,691 Well, let me give you a tranquilizer 392 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,235 my doctor said I didn't need, 393 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,945 but that I demanded anyway. 394 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,115 Well, that's strange. 395 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,368 Allow me. 396 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,535 I have a sturdy core from my days 397 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:25,870 of baton twirling. [ Chuckles ] 398 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,375 Right behind you. 399 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,418 Tricky pistachio! How did you get that open? 400 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,045 Don't freak out, but Erica hired 401 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,838 a baby-proofing guy. 402 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,257 Our house had been covered... [ Dramatic music plays ] 403 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,842 ...padded, gated, and locked. 404 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:40,969 [ Beverly gasps ] 405 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,887 And there was only one person to blame. 406 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,430 [ Sighs ] That new mom friend. 407 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,974 I forget her name. 408 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,892 Lauren. Lauren. 409 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,519 Oh, good, you're home. 410 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,729 Look, I know you said no, but the guys at Boo Boo Busters 411 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:55,066 did an amazing job making this a safe environment. 412 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,944 In that moment, my mom could either go nuclear 413 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,571 or take Geoff's advice to go with the flow. 414 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,031 Agreed. I love it. 415 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,574 Please thank Lauren for me. 416 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,285 For real? 417 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,869 I'm just surprised because it felt like 418 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,162 you guys did not hit it off. 419 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,414 Well, she really seems to know 420 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,581 what she's talking about. 421 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,958 She's a total pro. 422 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:12,959 Maybe she could even help pry you 423 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,711 out of the baby Stone Age. 424 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,796 [ Bell tolls ] May-be. 425 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,799 I'm gonna get the baby ready for her music class at Lauren's. 426 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,925 [ Tongue clicks ] Ta! 427 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,887 You're going to that baby music class, aren't you? 428 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,015 It's time I showed her little mama pal 429 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,434 who knows more about parenting. 430 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,561 As my mom prepared for a takedown, 431 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,771 Barry was studying the master. 432 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:37,150 I just need a fresh new idea that visually depicts 433 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,235 the inner workings of the human body. 434 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,904 Like something where you show the organs? Yes. 435 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,948 And put them on your person? You're getting it. 436 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,199 And then, you dance around and sing? 437 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,492 All those things! 438 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,953 Isn't that just Slim Goodbody's whole act? 439 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,330 Yes! I'll just do what he does. 440 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,374 But that was easier said than done. 441 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,585 This has, like, 200 bones. 442 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,795 The human body has 206! 443 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,880 Next. 444 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,923 [ Sighs ] Too simple. 445 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,216 What was I thinking? 446 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,927 No one reads. We can read that. 447 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,221 Yeah, I can read it fine, to be honest with you. I mean, I-I read-- I read all the time. 448 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,347 Yes! 449 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,515 - Ohh! - Ohh! - Ohh! 450 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,350 This is the one. 451 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,896 Uh, Bar, it's a little, um, revealing. 452 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,023 [ Gasps ] Oh, no! 453 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,692 Yeah, looked like my bro had to give up. 454 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,195 That is, until... 455 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,030 Stop! 456 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,700 I just had a very meaty idea. 457 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,786 Is it that you're gonna make a suit outta cold cuts? 458 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,996 To the local meatery! [ JTP groan ] 459 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,499 With that, Barry had a new beat on his act. 460 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:37,168 Meanwhile, Erica's music class had just begun. 461 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:40,421 And we're hearing the glockenspiel. 462 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,048 Figured this would be more of a-- 463 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,175 a clap your macaroni shaker [chuckles] type of deal. 464 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,676 Ms. Lizzy has a PhD 465 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,595 in musicology and child development. 466 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,598 She's also a loon, so don't make eye contact. 467 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,350 Sorry I'm late! Mom? 468 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,394 And sorry to the white Mercedes I love-tapped backing in. 469 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,063 Oh, that was me. 470 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,523 I'm sure it'll buff out. 471 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,359 Now, why don't we try a collective choral experience? 472 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,194 Um, how about "Old MacDonald"? 473 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,362 Unfortunately, "Old MacDonald" 474 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,447 is not on our approved song list. 475 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,407 Yeah, see, the goal is to create an environment 476 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,284 free of negativity and judgment. 477 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,161 And "Old MacDonald" is a horrid tale 478 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,621 of animal imprisonment. 479 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,915 Old MacDonald treated all of his animals 480 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,709 with dignity and respect. Mm. 481 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,629 Then, he eats them, so... [ Babies babbling ] 482 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,339 Let's not forget the number one rule 483 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,383 we laid out in the beginning of class... 484 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:30,721 Together: ♪ If we say it, we can sing it ♪ 485 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,973 Say what now? 486 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,808 ♪ You must sing everything ♪ 487 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,476 ♪ Use your mouth ♪ 488 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,563 ♪ Fine, then, I will sing my thoughts ♪ 489 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,274 ♪ I'd prefer if you did not ♪ 490 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,441 ♪ It's okay ♪ 491 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,318 ♪ Let's hear what backwards nonsense ♪ 492 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,778 ♪ She has to say ♪ 493 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,072 ♪ The only backwards thing here is you ♪ 494 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,908 ♪ And also Ms. Lizzy's attitude... ♪ 495 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,368 ...towards deodorant. 496 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,328 Okay, time out on the scary singing. 497 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,705 Yeah, she's ruining my class. 498 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,416 Shove your music class and your baby-proofing. 499 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,709 You've been a mom for five minutes. 500 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:00,960 You don't know crap. 501 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,420 Come on, Erica. 502 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,880 No. 503 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,631 Mom, did you ever think that maybe you don't have 504 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,425 all the answers about parenting? 505 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,926 I've raised three children. 506 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,678 I think I know plenty. 507 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,097 Maybe you weren't as good of a mom as you thought. 508 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,475 ♪ 509 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,144 Here's your side-view mirror. 510 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,897 ♪ 511 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,651 The Science-a-bration was falling flat. 512 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,028 And Mr. Glascott hoped 513 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,696 that Barry could pick it up. 514 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:32,617 What an inspired performance by the dancing molar! 515 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,702 Be better, Alan. 516 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,704 I can't believe I agreed to come to this. 517 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,789 I'm just here to see what Barry brings to the table-- 518 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,082 namely, a meat suit. 519 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,083 Meat suit? 520 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,501 That's all the context you need. 521 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,546 Last up, we couldn't get the real Slim Goodbody, 522 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,966 so, parents and students, please welcome... 523 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,052 Barry Insides. 524 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,762 Ohhhh, no. Whoo! 525 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:53,512 [ Audience gasps ] 526 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,097 Oh, yes. 527 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,974 Instead of a perfectly good puppet show, 528 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,768 my brother stapled a bunch of lunch meat 529 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,102 to his body. 530 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,605 Oh, that is pungent and horrifying. 531 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,315 And is that your family dog behind you? 532 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,942 Lucky followed me here. Just ignore her. 533 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,069 Hi, kids and parents! 534 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,613 It's me-- Barry Insides! 535 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,657 I'm here to give you a graphic look 536 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,992 at the insides of all our bodies. 537 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,245 It wasn't educational or entertaining. 538 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,038 He just turned the kids off science 539 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,915 and deli meats forever. 540 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,793 Check out my hyper-realistic lower intestines! 541 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,169 I think this is going really good. 542 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,379 Who wants to come up here 543 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,881 and feel how wet and squishy my bladder is? 544 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:29,840 No, girl. [ Laughter ] 545 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,259 Okay. You know what? 546 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,594 Uh, let's just move on to refreshments. 547 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,514 Yep, only Lucky was eating up Barry's performance. 548 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,391 Meanwhile, Erica had to apologize 549 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,226 for the scene my mom made. 550 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,603 [ Baby crying ] 551 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,188 Erica, hi. 552 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,274 Look, I feel so bad about... 553 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,275 [ Crying continues ] 554 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,151 Is everything okay? Totally. 555 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,530 Just, you know, hour six of a screaming, crying fit. 556 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,198 [ Chuckles ] Oh, I can come back. 557 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,116 No, no, it's fine. Everything's fine. 558 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,868 Just, um, like Dr. Ferber said, 559 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,537 baby's gotta learn to self-soothe. 560 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,747 [ Chuckles ] 561 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,292 Oh, my gosh, it's so hard! [ Breathes deeply ] 562 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,501 She sleeps when she should eat. 563 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,669 She eats when she should nap. 564 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,462 And if she doesn't nap, then I don't sleep. 565 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,298 And I'm so desperate! 566 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,425 I can't believe I'm suggesting this, 567 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,344 but... there is one thing you could try. 568 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,013 ♪ 569 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,723 Chicken bone. Who knew? 570 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,099 I learned it from my mom. 571 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,351 [ Sighs ] Of course you did. 572 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,728 I don't know how she did it. 573 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:24,729 Did what? 574 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,355 Raise three kids. 575 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,316 I mean, one's impossible. 576 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,109 I thought you had it all figured out. 577 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:34,572 The truth is, I'm completely lost. 578 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,408 Being a mother is so hard. 579 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,244 Yeah, for all mothers, I guess. 580 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,204 When your child is being stubborn and difficult, 581 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,707 it is a pain like no other. 582 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,083 ♪ 583 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,460 Dammit. [ Chuckles ] 584 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,211 I'm starting to see that now. 585 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,713 Why can't our daughters just understand 586 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,048 that we're trying to help them 587 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,009 and make their lives easier, you know? 588 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,510 One day, I think they will. 589 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,264 Sucks about the show... 590 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,224 and that we're still stuck doing this. 591 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,560 [ Sighs ] I don't wanna talk about it. 592 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,562 How did an adult man dressing in a meat costume 593 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,439 go so wrong? 594 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,941 [ Laughs ] 595 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,611 What's so funny? 596 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,863 Glascott's face when he saw all that disturbing meat. 597 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,407 [ Both laughing ] 598 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,576 I put kielbasa on my body. 599 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,286 [ Laughter continues ] 600 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,080 Man, Lucky really went to town on you. 601 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,456 I know. 602 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,541 Yep, it was the kind of laugh 603 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,835 you could only share with someone so close. 604 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,297 The kind that, to this day, can still bring us to tears. 605 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,091 ♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪ 606 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,301 Hey, Ad? Oh. 607 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,137 We got our whole lives to live on our own. 608 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,723 Maybe sharing this room isn't the worst thing ever. 609 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,892 Yeah. We've got it pretty good. 610 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,478 ♪ I really love you ♪ 611 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,271 [ Clicks ] Good night, pal. 612 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,606 ♪ Oh, you're my best friend ♪ 613 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,024 Same to you. 614 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,485 Sometimes all it takes to patch things up... 615 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,821 [ Both laughing ] 616 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,782 ...is to lighten up. 617 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,576 But then again, taking back our words 618 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,286 doesn't always come easily. 619 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,746 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 620 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,248 ♪ 621 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,624 What was that for? 622 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:12,336 Mom [sighs] I'm so sorry for what I said 623 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,588 and for every time that I pushed you away 624 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,590 or called you out of touch. 625 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,134 ♪ 626 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,678 So all my parenting tricks don't make you upset? 627 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,888 Oh, they do. 628 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,725 But they also make me the luckiest daughter-- 629 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,226 and mom-- ever. 630 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,270 ♪ Oh, you're my best friend ♪ 631 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,355 [ Voice breaking ] Moms need other moms. 632 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,523 They really do. 633 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,775 ♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪ 634 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,902 When you're so close to the people you love, 635 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,447 it's hard to see the bigger picture. 636 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,532 The one that only comes into focus 637 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,117 when you spend so much time together. 638 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,118 [ Door closes ] 639 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,619 Yeah. 640 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,371 ♪ I'm happy at home ♪ 641 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,623 And we're the luckiest when we get to do it all... 642 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,333 ♪ You're my best friend ♪ 643 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,628 ...over and over again. 644 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,088 ♪ 645 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,718 Get it while it's hot! JTP: Whoa! 646 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,553 Big Tasty, a barbecue feast just for us? 647 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,637 You know it! 648 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,638 These ribs fall right off the bone. 649 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,307 Yeah, they do! 650 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,933 Mnh. Got something stuck in my teeth. 651 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,894 [ Chuckles ] 652 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,228 Is that a clothing label? 653 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,271 I-- I got something, too. 654 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,439 It's a button. 655 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,107 Barry, why is it a button? 656 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,192 Oopsy-doopsy. 657 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,568 Is all this from your meat suit? 658 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:18,652 Of course it is! 659 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,113 But you wore these meats out in the sun, 660 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,281 not to mention your filthy car! 661 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,074 Can I move in now? Never! 662 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,076 Lucky had the right idea going for the sausage. 663 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,725 Get it while it's hot! JTP: Whoa! 664 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,560 Big Tasty, a barbecue feast just for us? 665 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,645 You know it! 666 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,646 These ribs fall right off the bone. 667 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,314 Yeah, they do! 668 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,941 Mnh. Got something stuck in my teeth. 669 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,901 [ Chuckles ] 670 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,236 Is that a clothing label? 671 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,362 I-- I got something, too. 672 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:02,530 It's a button. 673 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,198 Barry, why is it a button? 674 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,282 Oopsy-doopsy. 675 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,659 Is all this from your meat suit? 676 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,743 Of course it is! 677 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,204 But you wore these meats out in the sun, 678 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,372 not to mention your filthy car! 679 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,165 Can I move in now? Never! 680 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,125 Lucky had the right idea going for the sausage.