1 00:00:01,173 --> 00:00:02,623 [adult Adam] Back in the '80s, my brother, Barry, 2 00:00:02,657 --> 00:00:05,522 never thought things through and always took big swings. 3 00:00:05,557 --> 00:00:07,145 Luckily, he found a woman 4 00:00:07,179 --> 00:00:09,871 who could appreciate him for all he was, 5 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:11,873 his equally eccentric girlfriend, Joanne. 6 00:00:11,908 --> 00:00:14,531 Ah, the board of opportunities. 7 00:00:14,566 --> 00:00:18,535 So many flyers, so many dreams, so many drummers wanted. 8 00:00:18,570 --> 00:00:21,573 [Joanne] Ooh! "Do you want to meet lonely singles in your area?" 9 00:00:21,607 --> 00:00:24,162 "Shapely ladies are waiting for your call." 10 00:00:24,196 --> 00:00:26,854 I already got the shapeliest lady on the planet. 11 00:00:26,888 --> 00:00:28,062 Yeah, you do. 12 00:00:29,098 --> 00:00:30,547 Oh, crap! I gotta go. 13 00:00:30,582 --> 00:00:32,686 I'm helping a woman sue the man who ran over her toe. 14 00:00:32,722 --> 00:00:34,137 It's super gross and jacked up. 15 00:00:34,172 --> 00:00:35,863 I'm totally gonna win. [chuckles] 16 00:00:36,519 --> 00:00:38,521 [whistling] 17 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:41,006 "Luxury apartment"? 18 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,663 Oh, a reader. Nice. 19 00:00:42,697 --> 00:00:44,492 What's your current living situation, friend? 20 00:00:44,527 --> 00:00:45,562 I live in my childhood home 21 00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:47,047 and share a room with my little brother. 22 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,807 Sounds like you could use a place to yourself, 23 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,636 one with all the amenities. 24 00:00:50,671 --> 00:00:51,741 What amenities? 25 00:00:51,775 --> 00:00:53,846 A blonde woman in her 50s who cooks for you? 26 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:56,573 Almost! We have sink and window. 27 00:00:56,608 --> 00:00:59,404 And as a bonus, I'll throw in easy access to the outside 28 00:00:59,438 --> 00:01:00,991 and all that has to offer. 29 00:01:01,026 --> 00:01:02,890 Sounds great, but there's only one problem, 30 00:01:02,924 --> 00:01:04,202 I don't have any money. 31 00:01:04,236 --> 00:01:06,583 You don't need money when you have something called credit. 32 00:01:06,618 --> 00:01:08,170 Let me ask you, Are you familiar with 33 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:09,862 the predatory lending laws of Pennsylvania? 34 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:11,278 -No. -Why would you be? 35 00:01:11,312 --> 00:01:12,589 They're so dern annoying. 36 00:01:12,624 --> 00:01:14,108 -Blech! -I gotta think about it. 37 00:01:14,143 --> 00:01:15,937 Sorry, it's a very competitive marketplace, 38 00:01:15,972 --> 00:01:17,422 and I have several qualified applicants. 39 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:19,286 No! 40 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:20,770 -I'll take it. -Good man. 41 00:01:20,804 --> 00:01:22,289 Your swanky bachelor pad awaits. 42 00:01:22,323 --> 00:01:23,876 Quick question, Do you own a cat? 43 00:01:23,911 --> 00:01:25,085 -No. -Oh, I would get one. 44 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,569 I would get a very large cat. 45 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:28,433 Okay, let's sign these documents. 46 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:29,710 And, no, I do not have a pen. 47 00:01:29,744 --> 00:01:30,814 I got one. 48 00:01:33,231 --> 00:01:34,887 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 49 00:01:34,922 --> 00:01:38,270 ♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say ♪ 50 00:01:40,755 --> 00:01:42,240 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 51 00:01:42,274 --> 00:01:45,898 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 52 00:01:45,933 --> 00:01:47,797 [adult Adam] It was March 1st, 1980-something, 53 00:01:47,831 --> 00:01:50,800 and my mom was returning from another fulfilling day 54 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:53,527 as the Quaker Warden at William Penn Academy. 55 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:54,769 Home from school. 56 00:01:54,804 --> 00:01:56,081 We have any Capri Sun? 57 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,289 You know where it is. 58 00:01:57,324 --> 00:01:59,015 Now, tell me all the news of the outside world, 59 00:01:59,049 --> 00:02:00,913 'cause I've been cooped up in here with the little one. 60 00:02:00,948 --> 00:02:03,468 Erica, Joe said the funniest thing today. [chuckles] 61 00:02:03,502 --> 00:02:05,608 Joe... as in Mr. Perott, 62 00:02:05,642 --> 00:02:06,712 the school's guidance counselor? 63 00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:08,437 Joe is so funny. 64 00:02:08,473 --> 00:02:11,061 Now, you wouldn't know this just by looking at Joe, but... 65 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:13,719 [chuckling] Today, in the teachers' lounge... 66 00:02:13,754 --> 00:02:14,824 [laughs] 67 00:02:14,858 --> 00:02:17,758 I dropped my Del Monte yogurt on the floor. 68 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:19,415 And then Joe comes by and says, 69 00:02:19,449 --> 00:02:21,727 "Finally, some culture in this place." 70 00:02:21,762 --> 00:02:22,935 Get it? [chuckles] 71 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:25,317 'Cause yogurt has cultures of bacteria. 72 00:02:25,352 --> 00:02:27,353 Oh, he's so funny, that Joe! 73 00:02:27,388 --> 00:02:29,356 You seem to be saying "Joe" a lot. 74 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:31,496 We're colleagues. I say people's names. 75 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:32,911 -Stop being weird. -It's fine. 76 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,257 Let me make you a snacky, 77 00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:35,741 and you can tell me all about your little crush. 78 00:02:35,776 --> 00:02:37,122 Ew, um... 79 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,918 [scoffs] The only crush I have is on my children. 80 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:41,126 Joe and I are just friends. 81 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,300 Friends, huh? 82 00:02:42,334 --> 00:02:44,716 Well, I want you ask yourself these three questions, 83 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,511 Do you get excited being around Joe? 84 00:02:46,545 --> 00:02:48,513 Excited? No. 85 00:02:48,547 --> 00:02:50,860 Eager and enthusiastic? Sure. 86 00:02:50,894 --> 00:02:54,381 Sleepless energy that crackles with electricity? 87 00:02:54,898 --> 00:02:55,968 Kind of. 88 00:02:56,003 --> 00:02:57,384 Do you do things to get his attention? 89 00:02:57,418 --> 00:02:58,488 Never. 90 00:02:58,523 --> 00:03:01,146 I mean, do I bake him endless cakes and pies? Yes. 91 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,562 Do I write cute little notes and put 'em in his cubby? 92 00:03:03,597 --> 00:03:04,977 Of course I do. 93 00:03:05,012 --> 00:03:07,773 Do I make faces at him in the carpool line? 94 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:09,327 [chuckles] How could I not? 95 00:03:09,361 --> 00:03:12,053 And, lastly, do you get easily flustered being around him? 96 00:03:12,088 --> 00:03:13,503 Absolutely not. 97 00:03:13,538 --> 00:03:14,780 Oh, hi, Mr. Perott. 98 00:03:14,815 --> 00:03:15,988 Ah! All the vomit! 99 00:03:16,023 --> 00:03:17,058 [chuckles] 100 00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:19,302 -You have a crush. -I have a crush. 101 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:20,993 Well, what do I do now? 102 00:03:21,028 --> 00:03:23,686 I already rejected him when we were on the yearbook committee. 103 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,825 Oh, don't worry. 104 00:03:24,859 --> 00:03:26,240 Men are just lifeless lumps of clay 105 00:03:26,275 --> 00:03:28,208 begging to be manipulated. 106 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,312 Watch and learn. 107 00:03:29,347 --> 00:03:31,314 Hey, hon, it's your turn on diaper duty. 108 00:03:31,349 --> 00:03:32,591 And, sorry, it's atomic. 109 00:03:32,626 --> 00:03:34,041 There's the guy I picked. 110 00:03:34,075 --> 00:03:35,353 I just wanted to take a second 111 00:03:35,387 --> 00:03:37,527 before I change the diaper to compliment you. 112 00:03:37,562 --> 00:03:38,735 Okay, take two seconds. 113 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:41,048 This fella isn't above receiving a word bouquet. 114 00:03:41,082 --> 00:03:43,775 Your thighs are looking so attractive. 115 00:03:43,809 --> 00:03:46,502 What? You can see them through my relaxed-fit corduroys? 116 00:03:46,536 --> 00:03:47,572 Oh, big time! 117 00:03:47,606 --> 00:03:48,918 Have you been hitting that machine 118 00:03:48,952 --> 00:03:50,230 that nobody uses at the gym? 119 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,886 It's always the least sweaty, so, yeah. 120 00:03:51,921 --> 00:03:53,612 Well, hubba-hubba. [chuckles] 121 00:03:53,647 --> 00:03:55,890 I just wish that I had the time to get some reps in myself. 122 00:03:55,925 --> 00:03:57,720 I must look so gross to you. 123 00:03:57,754 --> 00:03:59,377 Impossible. You are a vision. 124 00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:01,965 Well, maybe I'll just let myself go, 125 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,382 be one of the big ladies in the "Guinness Book." 126 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:05,693 You know, they're smiling in the picture, 127 00:04:05,728 --> 00:04:06,936 so maybe they're happy. 128 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:08,351 Okay, you know what? I have an idea. 129 00:04:08,386 --> 00:04:10,250 Why don't I just worry about Muriel 130 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,562 and you take all the time you need to feel your best? 131 00:04:12,597 --> 00:04:13,701 My gracious! 132 00:04:13,736 --> 00:04:17,048 What a crazy idea you totally came up with. 133 00:04:17,084 --> 00:04:18,119 All right, now hustle off, 134 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:19,430 'cause the stink is hitting my nose hairs. 135 00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:20,880 [Muriel coos] 136 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:24,747 Dumb and done. Good luck with your crush. 137 00:04:24,781 --> 00:04:26,473 [adult Adam] While Erica was getting my mom ready 138 00:04:26,507 --> 00:04:27,991 to make a move on Mr. Perott, 139 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:29,993 Barry was getting ready to move out. 140 00:04:30,028 --> 00:04:32,064 [gasps] I never thought I'd see the day! 141 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:33,618 You're cleaning your side of the room! 142 00:04:33,652 --> 00:04:35,861 I would never do that. I'm moving out. 143 00:04:35,896 --> 00:04:36,931 Seriously? 144 00:04:36,966 --> 00:04:38,105 Don't toy with me, man. 145 00:04:38,139 --> 00:04:39,486 I signed a lease! 146 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,590 I'm outta here! 147 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:42,247 Oh, happy day! 148 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,560 [both laugh] 149 00:04:44,594 --> 00:04:45,699 I can't believe it! 150 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:46,976 You get your own place, 151 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:48,633 and I get you the hell out of mine! 152 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:51,152 We can finally take a shower and get dressed like men 153 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:53,016 without being mercilessly teased and towel-whipped! 154 00:04:53,051 --> 00:04:54,742 You could've also just not done that to me. 155 00:04:54,777 --> 00:04:56,088 I don't care! 156 00:04:56,123 --> 00:04:57,814 I've never been happier! 157 00:04:57,849 --> 00:05:00,265 -What did Joanne say? -Joanne? 158 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,440 When you guys picked out the place together? 159 00:05:02,474 --> 00:05:04,062 I didn't discuss it with her. 160 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:05,270 Was that a mistake? 161 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,892 Eh, ignore my question. 162 00:05:06,927 --> 00:05:08,100 Keep dancing. 163 00:05:08,135 --> 00:05:09,792 Nothing can derail this happy moment. 164 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:10,965 Oh, no! 165 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,760 I never even considered her. 166 00:05:12,795 --> 00:05:13,934 Well, don't tell her that. 167 00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:15,315 Then what should I tell her? 168 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:16,626 I know. 169 00:05:16,661 --> 00:05:18,766 I'll tell her I went to sleep under a tree, 170 00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:20,492 and an apartment was built around me. 171 00:05:20,527 --> 00:05:21,666 It's the perfect crime. 172 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:23,806 That's a winner, for sure. 173 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,084 But how about starting with the truth? 174 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,465 But a gentle truth, 175 00:05:27,499 --> 00:05:29,915 that ends with a scenario where you still move out. 176 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,020 Or... 177 00:05:31,054 --> 00:05:32,815 I cancel my lease with Calabasas 178 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:34,506 and tell her nothing. 179 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:36,163 That's a terrible plan. 180 00:05:36,197 --> 00:05:38,027 But I'll keep packing, just in case. 181 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,721 Oh! There you are! 182 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:44,171 I've been looking for you everywhere. 183 00:05:44,205 --> 00:05:46,311 Whoa, look who sounds like my adult children. 184 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,554 I can no longer take the apartment. 185 00:05:47,588 --> 00:05:49,003 I forgot to tell my girlfriend about it. 186 00:05:49,038 --> 00:05:50,453 Look, you have a girlfriend, 187 00:05:50,488 --> 00:05:52,317 I have a girlfriend. I totally get it. 188 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,387 What a relief. 189 00:05:53,422 --> 00:05:55,665 My girlfriend, of course, is that sweet rent money 190 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:56,839 that you already gave me, 191 00:05:56,873 --> 00:05:58,219 and we're never breaking up. 192 00:05:58,254 --> 00:06:00,877 Shady dealings from a landlord? Unheard of. 193 00:06:00,912 --> 00:06:03,501 You signed a contract, mostly in all the right places. 194 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:04,778 Unfair. 195 00:06:04,812 --> 00:06:06,296 But I'll show you. 196 00:06:06,331 --> 00:06:08,333 Poke, poke, poke. 197 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,370 My germs are all over your grinder. 198 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:14,166 Please. I've eaten way more poked food than this. 199 00:06:14,201 --> 00:06:16,376 Next month's rent is due in 30 days. 200 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,653 30 days? 201 00:06:17,687 --> 00:06:20,207 Wow, your touch has really affected 202 00:06:20,241 --> 00:06:21,622 the taste of my sandwich. 203 00:06:21,657 --> 00:06:24,073 [adult Adam] Barry had made a mistake he couldn't get out of. 204 00:06:24,107 --> 00:06:26,903 Meanwhile, at school, my mom was trying her best 205 00:06:26,938 --> 00:06:29,285 to get in with Mr. Perott. 206 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:31,736 But her flirting skills were a little rusty. 207 00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:32,909 [in singsong voice] Hey! 208 00:06:32,944 --> 00:06:35,740 Here comes Bev with some chicken kiev! 209 00:06:35,774 --> 00:06:36,879 [laughs] 210 00:06:36,913 --> 00:06:38,432 [in normal voice] I don't have any food with me. 211 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:40,054 [adult Adam] Okay, very rusty. 212 00:06:40,089 --> 00:06:41,573 I don't know. 213 00:06:41,608 --> 00:06:44,956 [adult Adam] So embarrassingly rusty, she thought about giving up. 214 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:47,234 -That is, until this happened. -Hey. 215 00:06:47,268 --> 00:06:48,891 -I wanted to talk to you. -Me? 216 00:06:48,925 --> 00:06:50,133 Moi?This gal? 217 00:06:50,168 --> 00:06:51,721 I just want to say, I really like 218 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:53,861 that we've been able to move past the one-awkward-date thing. 219 00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:56,450 Pfft. I-- I barely remember it. 220 00:06:56,485 --> 00:06:58,072 And since we're friends, 221 00:06:58,107 --> 00:06:59,419 there's something I want to talk to you about. 222 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:01,904 Go on, Joe. Tell me everything I want to hear. 223 00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:03,699 You know how the Winter Formal Dance is coming up? 224 00:07:03,733 --> 00:07:04,803 Is it? 225 00:07:04,838 --> 00:07:06,633 Huh, I barely noticed all those banners 226 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:07,979 I helped make and put up. 227 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:09,394 And I'm thinking about asking someone 228 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,121 if she'd like to co-chaperone the event together. 229 00:07:12,155 --> 00:07:14,157 Oh, Joe, stop. No, keep going. 230 00:07:14,192 --> 00:07:15,952 -I don't know how she'll feel about it. -Go on. 231 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:17,126 Because I've been getting mixed signals. 232 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,439 She sounds amazing. 233 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,302 And I bet if you were to ask her, 234 00:07:21,337 --> 00:07:23,650 you would get an enthusiastic yes. 235 00:07:23,684 --> 00:07:25,617 Okay. Here goes. 236 00:07:25,652 --> 00:07:27,136 [adult Adam] This was it. 237 00:07:27,170 --> 00:07:28,793 Mr. Perott was gonna ask her out. 238 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:31,105 Beverly Goldberg was back on the dating scene. 239 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:33,487 And... he wasn't talking about her. 240 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:35,489 Andrea, would you want to co-chaperone 241 00:07:35,524 --> 00:07:36,766 the winter dance with me? 242 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,148 Oh, I'd love to, Joe! 243 00:07:39,182 --> 00:07:40,736 [laughing] Oh, oh! 244 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:43,255 Holy... [bleep] 245 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:44,740 Oh, this is great news! 246 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:46,017 And fun! 247 00:07:46,051 --> 00:07:47,812 Let's not leave fun off the table. 248 00:07:47,846 --> 00:07:48,951 Fun and great! 249 00:07:48,985 --> 00:07:51,471 Oh! Together at last! 250 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,128 [adult Adam] Yep, my mom was in the friend zone. 251 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:56,510 Meanwhile, I had just finished turning my room back 252 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:58,339 into a Barry-free zone. 253 00:07:58,374 --> 00:08:00,997 Ad-Rock, I've got a serious problem. 254 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:03,690 Turns out a lease is a legally binding document-- 255 00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:05,588 Oh, I'm so sad about that! 256 00:08:05,623 --> 00:08:06,658 Like, such a bummer. 257 00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:07,763 Take care now. 258 00:08:07,797 --> 00:08:09,143 What the hell happened in here? 259 00:08:09,178 --> 00:08:10,835 I took the liberty of turning this 260 00:08:10,869 --> 00:08:11,974 back into Adam's love shack. 261 00:08:12,008 --> 00:08:14,010 I don't care what you do with your He-Man figurines. 262 00:08:14,045 --> 00:08:15,149 I need help. 263 00:08:15,184 --> 00:08:16,944 How many times do I have to tell you 264 00:08:16,979 --> 00:08:18,187 to be honest with Joanne? 265 00:08:18,221 --> 00:08:19,844 For some reason, she loves you. 266 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:20,948 She'll get it. 267 00:08:20,983 --> 00:08:22,432 But she always thinks about me, 268 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:24,158 and I completely forgot about her. 269 00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:26,678 Just figure out a way to be happy together, away from here. 270 00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:27,783 That's it! 271 00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:29,129 I'll ask her to move in with me. 272 00:08:29,163 --> 00:08:31,027 Then I'll tell her I've already found 273 00:08:31,062 --> 00:08:32,890 the perfect place for us to look at, 274 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:35,203 the apartment I already rented. 275 00:08:35,238 --> 00:08:38,034 She'll fall in love with it and me at the same time. 276 00:08:38,068 --> 00:08:39,311 Thanks for the idea! 277 00:08:39,346 --> 00:08:40,623 Not my idea. 278 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:42,486 And do you even want to live with Joanne, 279 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,178 or are you just trying to avoid a small fight? 280 00:08:44,212 --> 00:08:46,111 It would only be a smallfight? 281 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:48,217 Like 15 minutes, tops. 282 00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:49,908 I'm still not comfortable with that. 283 00:08:49,943 --> 00:08:52,324 Let's move in and live a life of lies instead. 284 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:54,810 Have a good day. 285 00:08:54,844 --> 00:08:56,087 -Joanne. -Oh! 286 00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:58,538 I've been thinking long and hard about our relationship. 287 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,988 -Oh, noice! -And I've come to a decision. 288 00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:02,680 I want us to live together, 289 00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:03,853 in our own apartment. 290 00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:05,924 Oh, my God, Bar-Bar! 291 00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,926 And I've already lined up the perfect place for us 292 00:09:07,961 --> 00:09:10,308 to inspect and immediately fall in love with. 293 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,896 I have wanted us to take this step. 294 00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:13,414 But I also wanted to be sensitive, 295 00:09:13,449 --> 00:09:14,726 since you moved home to be with family 296 00:09:14,761 --> 00:09:16,210 during such a hard year. 297 00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:17,315 Yeah, yeah, all the pain. 298 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,075 But that doesn't matter anymore. 299 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:21,940 All that matters is us finding a spot, 300 00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:23,563 preferably on the west side of Walnut Street, 301 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:24,667 between 4th and 5th. 302 00:09:24,702 --> 00:09:27,497 You, sir, are a great boyfriend. 303 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:28,775 Maybe the best. 304 00:09:28,809 --> 00:09:30,052 [laughs] 305 00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:31,191 Maybe. 306 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:35,609 [adult Adam] Barry's new plan was actually working. 307 00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:37,853 Joanne was excited about living together. 308 00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:40,062 That was until they saw the place. 309 00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:41,235 Wow! 310 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:42,892 Look at this palace! 311 00:09:42,927 --> 00:09:45,515 Seems perfect for a couple in love, no? 312 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:47,517 Sorry, Bar. [sighs] I don'tlove it. 313 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:49,036 Come on, Joanne. 314 00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:51,729 -This place has sentimental value. -How? 315 00:09:51,763 --> 00:09:54,145 It's the first apartment we looked at together. 316 00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:56,319 Every couple remembers and definitely rents 317 00:09:56,354 --> 00:09:58,252 the first apartment they looked at together. 318 00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:00,254 It's so sweet you want to rush into this. 319 00:10:00,289 --> 00:10:02,153 But let's explore our options. 320 00:10:02,187 --> 00:10:04,362 Maybe get an apartment that doesn't smell like onions. 321 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,570 Onions are the best! 322 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,779 They're everyone's fifth-favorite hot dog topping. 323 00:10:07,814 --> 00:10:10,402 I thought I heard a full and clear conversation over here. 324 00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:12,370 I live next door. The walls are paper thin. 325 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,889 I hope you like ska music. 326 00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:14,959 Oh, we're not moving in. 327 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:16,443 Not today? When? Tomorrow? 328 00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:17,893 -Never. -Tomorrow sounds good. 329 00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:19,170 Be on your way, stranger. 330 00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:20,723 We're still working out the details. 331 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:22,242 Relationships seem fun. 332 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:23,381 Hey, here's your mailbox key. 333 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,934 Just drop the rent in number six. 334 00:10:24,969 --> 00:10:27,419 Barry, did you already rent this place? 335 00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:28,731 -No! -Yes. 336 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:29,801 Which is it? 337 00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:31,458 Uhhhh... 338 00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:33,667 Uhhhhhh... 339 00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:34,806 Did I answer you yet? 340 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:35,911 You did not. 341 00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:38,845 Allow me to clarify, no backsies. 342 00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:41,364 [adult Adam] Yep, Barry had been found out. 343 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:45,023 Meanwhile, my mom had found out her crush liked someone else. 344 00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:47,508 And she wasn't taking it well. 345 00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:48,993 Schmoo, what happened? 346 00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:50,995 He asked someone else to the dance, Erica. 347 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,582 I hate him! I hate boys! 348 00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:53,653 I hate school! 349 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,137 And I'm never going back! 350 00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:57,518 I know, but you have to go back, sweetie. 351 00:10:57,553 --> 00:10:59,037 I'm done listening to you. 352 00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:00,349 I'm gonna go up to my room, 353 00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:01,833 and I'm not even gonna come out for dinner. 354 00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,870 That's confusing to me, because does that mean 355 00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:06,113 that you're not going to make dinner or... 356 00:11:06,148 --> 00:11:07,597 Of course I'm gonna make dinner. 357 00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:09,634 I love providing for my family. 358 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,946 But I'm not gonna eat it. 359 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,673 -Now leave me alone forever! -Okay. 360 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,329 Well, I'm gonna give you some space 361 00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:17,055 so you can get out all your big feelings. 362 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,299 No, wait, don't go. I need you. 363 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,128 Daughter Bear's right here, pumpkin. 364 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,716 Mm. 365 00:11:22,751 --> 00:11:24,476 What do I do? 366 00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:27,065 Well, sometimes you like someone, 367 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,549 and they don't like you back. 368 00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:30,551 And you just have to be okay with that. 369 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:31,725 Oh, my God. 370 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,278 That's not what you say. 371 00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:34,521 You say he's an idiot 372 00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:36,696 who doesn't know what he's missing out on. 373 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:37,800 There is a way, you know. 374 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:40,320 What are you talking about? 375 00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:41,597 You think you're the only one 376 00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:43,772 who knows how to play the game of flirtation and romance? 377 00:11:43,806 --> 00:11:46,809 I'm listening. Tell me how to beat the system, wise Geoff. 378 00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:49,191 No, no, no. Don't fill her head with sunshine. 379 00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:50,364 Now put the baby down. 380 00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:51,883 No. 381 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,196 "No"? 382 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,060 What is this "No"? I'm not familiar with it. 383 00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:58,925 You complimented my thighs, and you didn't even mean it. 384 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,167 My thighs are amazing. 385 00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:01,893 They taper and bulge in all the right places. 386 00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:03,481 You know about my flirtation game? 387 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,689 Oh, I know all your moves. 388 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,242 But you don't know mine. 389 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:08,831 There's only one thing that gets someone's attention. 390 00:12:08,866 --> 00:12:10,108 -Jealousy. -[scoffs] 391 00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:11,558 When has that ever worked for you? 392 00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:14,078 Oh, sweet, foolish, naive Erica. 393 00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:15,527 You didn't pay me the time of day 394 00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:17,288 until you saw a little candy on my arm. 395 00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:19,428 Wait, Evy Silver? 396 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:21,430 I used Silver to get the gold. 397 00:12:21,464 --> 00:12:22,603 Goldberg, that is. 398 00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,467 You... played me? 399 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,954 Mom, this can't be who you listen to. 400 00:12:27,988 --> 00:12:31,026 You know, making him jealous instead of doing nothing 401 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:33,235 seems to be the better choice. 402 00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:34,374 Yes! 403 00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:35,927 Now watch my sweet thighs disappear 404 00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:37,135 as I walk away in victory. 405 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:42,106 His thighs are pretty amazing. 406 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,555 [adult Adam] Thanks to Geoff's advice, 407 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:45,834 my mom was off to win over Mr. Perott. 408 00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:48,975 Meanwhile, Barry was worried he had just lost Joanne. 409 00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:50,252 Come on, Jo Jo Bean. 410 00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:51,978 Please, come out and talk to me. 411 00:12:52,012 --> 00:12:53,151 Yeah, Jo Jo Bean. 412 00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:54,566 If you stay in there another 30 minutes, 413 00:12:54,601 --> 00:12:57,121 I can legally charge you for wrongful habitation. 414 00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:58,915 Youknow nothing of the law. 415 00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:01,884 And you. Let me just get the sequence of events down here. 416 00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,472 You rented an apartment for yourself 417 00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:04,922 without even thinking about me. 418 00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:06,061 No comment? 419 00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:08,408 I would like to comment. Yes. Yes, he did. 420 00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:09,616 And then you realized you messed up 421 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,549 and you tried to convince me to live in this dump! 422 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,102 How dare you! 423 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,310 I know the dump very well. 424 00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:16,347 Some of my best friends live in the dump. 425 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:19,315 And this, madame, is slightly better. 426 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,628 Look, I tried to get my money back first. 427 00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:24,251 Oh, so living with me was your thirdchoice? 428 00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:25,805 I didn't want to make you mad. 429 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,185 Oh, so you went through all this trouble 430 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,428 to cover up your mistake, 431 00:13:28,462 --> 00:13:30,533 rather than having the exact fight we're having right now? 432 00:13:30,568 --> 00:13:33,019 Well, it isunpleasant. Don't you agree? 433 00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:35,021 Hello, happy couple! 434 00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:36,539 Just solidifying you moved out 435 00:13:36,574 --> 00:13:38,334 by dropping off a housewarming gift. 436 00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:39,819 Barry, do you even want to live with me? 437 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,924 I don't know what I want. 438 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,962 Well, you'll have plenty of time to figure it out 439 00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:46,790 when you live here by yourself. 440 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,999 And you. 441 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,484 I'm a lawyer, and this isn't even a legal place to live. 442 00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:52,935 There is lead paint, mold, improper ventilation, 443 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,764 and probably Legionnaires' disease. 444 00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:56,836 Fine. Barry, I never would've rented to you 445 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,492 if I knew you knew a lawyer. 446 00:13:58,527 --> 00:14:01,185 Now everyone is happy and forgiven! 447 00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:02,807 No, Barry. 448 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,878 I love you, and I don't want you to be taken advantage of. 449 00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:06,293 But as far as we're concerned, 450 00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:08,502 you have really gone too far this time. 451 00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:11,367 [adult Adam] Even though Joanne bailed him out, 452 00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:13,059 Barry didn't feel any better. 453 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:15,164 Meanwhile, my mom roped Coach Nick 454 00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:16,614 into making Mr. Perott feel jealous. 455 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,684 [music playing over speakers] 456 00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:19,651 You look lovely tonight, Beverly. 457 00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:22,516 Your dress is sparkly, like a championship ring. 458 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:25,036 And you... brought two whistles. 459 00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:26,486 Oh, almost forgot. 460 00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:28,212 My lady. 461 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,387 Beverly, you're here? 462 00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:33,182 Joe, I didn't see you there. 463 00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:36,013 Yes, I'm also co-chaperoning this dance 464 00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:38,532 with my big, strapping date, Nick. 465 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,224 Please, call me Coach Nick. 466 00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:41,397 That's weird. 467 00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:43,365 I didn't see your name on the sign-up sheet, Beverly. 468 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,056 Oh, well, you probably didn't flip it over to the back 469 00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,575 where I added two extra lines 470 00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:48,818 for myself and Coach Nick, Andrea. 471 00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:50,165 Does that mean some of us can leave, or... 472 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:51,718 Yeah, I guess so. [chuckles] 473 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:52,892 Andrea, bye-bye. 474 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,065 I'd like to stay. 475 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,515 I'm enjoying myself. 476 00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:56,723 Not too much, I hope. 477 00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:59,726 I mean, who chaperones the chaperones? [chuckles] 478 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,865 I do. 479 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,384 Well, let's just have fun out there, all right? 480 00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:04,731 That's what losers say. We're gonna win. 481 00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:05,835 Win what? 482 00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:08,217 If you don't know, you've already lost. 483 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,600 [adult Adam] And so began my mom's attempts 484 00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:13,257 at getting Mr. Perott's attention. 485 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,397 She did everything you do at a high school dance, 486 00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,192 starting with this classic. 487 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,023 Stop. Stop. 488 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,093 What are you doing? 489 00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:24,475 I'm not supposed to have carbs after 6:00 p.m. 490 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:27,409 Now I have to jumping-jack it off! 491 00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:30,757 [adult Adam] Then she took a swing at good old-fashioned chaperoning. 492 00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:32,621 Hey, kids! Not so close. 493 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,313 Oh, I thought you were students. [laughs] 494 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:38,040 Well, either way, good rule to live by, huh? 495 00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:39,179 Back up a little. 496 00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:41,733 [adult Adam] Of course, there was also the fake laugh. 497 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,598 And that's why I eat 10 bags of sunflower seeds a day. 498 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,393 [laughs] 499 00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:48,568 Oh, Coach Nick, you're so funny! 500 00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:49,879 You're a laugh riot! 501 00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:51,467 It's not funny, Beverly. 502 00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:53,435 I have a phosphorus deficiency. 503 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:56,403 [adult Adam] But Mr. Perott still wasn't taking the bait. 504 00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:59,889 Luckily, my mom had one last trick up her sleeve. 505 00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:01,063 Andrea... 506 00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:03,134 You need to get out to the parking lot right now. 507 00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:04,964 Some kids are about to tip your car over. 508 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,896 -My Buick Regal? -Get out there, now! 509 00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,312 Go! Scoot! 510 00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,521 Bev, what is going on? 511 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,523 What on earth are you talking about? 512 00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:13,800 Well, you're being rude to Andrea. 513 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,008 Also, you're not chaperoning at all. 514 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,113 This punch is very spiked. 515 00:16:16,147 --> 00:16:17,942 S'all good. [chuckles] 516 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,357 Bev, stop. 517 00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:22,153 What is going on with you? 518 00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:24,500 Fine. 519 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,089 [whispering] I like you. 520 00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:28,435 What was that? 521 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,127 I think you're neat. 522 00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:31,266 I'm not picking that up. 523 00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:34,441 I have a fondness for you. 524 00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:35,995 Maybe just a little louder over the music. 525 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,617 [loudly] I like you, okay? 526 00:16:37,651 --> 00:16:39,515 -[crowd gasps] -[music stops] 527 00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:40,827 Beverly... 528 00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:41,931 [crowd murmuring] 529 00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:43,209 [sighs] 530 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,349 This was a mistake. I'm sorry. 531 00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:46,557 I'll just leave, 532 00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:48,040 and you and Andrea can have a good time. 533 00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:55,152 [adult Adam] Joanne was incredibly hurt. 534 00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:57,464 But there was a new flyer on the kiosk 535 00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:59,570 that just might ease her pain. 536 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:01,296 [Joanne] "Lost girlfriend"? 537 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,987 Maybe you've seen her. 538 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,195 She's beautiful and smart and kind 539 00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,646 and puts up with a lot. 540 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,061 Yeah, she does. 541 00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:11,306 And a flyer isn't gonna fix everything, Barry. 542 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:12,721 But maybe two flyers would. 543 00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,586 [stapler clicks] 544 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,415 -"Found, idiot boyfriend." -[Barry] Yeah. 545 00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,694 He was wandering around all sad and miserable 546 00:17:20,729 --> 00:17:22,213 'cause he messed up real bad. 547 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:23,525 Barry, I think you cut yourself a little 548 00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,251 -with that staple gun. -Just let me finish. 549 00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:26,528 It's bleeding pretty bad. 550 00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:27,666 No, Joanne. 551 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,255 What's bad is how much I screwed up. 552 00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:31,705 -You need to get a rag or maybe a tourniquet! -[sighs] 553 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:32,844 Do you not feel that? 554 00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:35,778 The only thing I can feel is the pain I caused you. 555 00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:36,848 At least put some pressure on it 556 00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:38,160 or, like, elevate it over your head. 557 00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:39,230 Exactly. 558 00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:40,956 I'm overmy head in love with you. 559 00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,923 It's really pumping. I can tell when your heart beats. 560 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,580 When that apartment came up, 561 00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,203 youshould've been my first thought. 562 00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,445 You're about to have no more thoughts 563 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,171 because you are running out of blood. 564 00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:50,724 I always want to put you first, 565 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:52,657 and I definitely want to live with you. 566 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:53,934 That's incredibly sweet, 567 00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,420 but we need to get you some medical attention, like, now. 568 00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:57,697 So you forgive me? 569 00:17:57,731 --> 00:17:59,768 -Yes, of course. -Yes! 570 00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:02,115 Bar-Bar and Jo Jo are back! [clicks stapler] 571 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:04,083 Oh, I feel a little lightheaded. 572 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,636 [Joanne] Sure. [chuckles] 573 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,879 [adult Adam] While Joanne finally knew what Barry's heart was full of, 574 00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:10,434 my mom was feeling empty herself. 575 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:14,196 Thank you for coming. 576 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:15,956 Mom, I'm always here for you. 577 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,720 Being single is so new to me. 578 00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:23,309 And I clearly don't know what I'm doing. 579 00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:25,828 Yeah, maybe we didn't give you the best advice. 580 00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:28,935 The truth is, dating is hard. 581 00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:30,661 And it's gonna be extra hard for you 582 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:33,733 because you're starting over. 583 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,632 But give yourself some credit for getting back out there. 584 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,876 You are brave and strong. 585 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,119 And you are no fool. 586 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,605 Well, one thing I know for sure 587 00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:46,297 is you are gonna be a great mom to Muriel 588 00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:48,610 when some dumb boy breaks her heart. 589 00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:50,612 ["The Flame" by Cheap Trick playing] 590 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:54,409 [Perott] Beverly? 591 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,240 Oh. Hi, Joe. [chuckles] 592 00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,104 I'll be in the car if you need me. 593 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,830 ♪ Another night slowly closes in ♪ 594 00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:03,107 [sighs] 595 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,179 I always thought these dances were weird 596 00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:07,491 when I was in high school. 597 00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:09,251 I guess not much has changed. 598 00:19:09,286 --> 00:19:10,563 I'm so sorry. 599 00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:11,805 Beverly, stop. 600 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,050 I was gonna ask you, 601 00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:16,810 would you consider coming back inside with me? 602 00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:19,019 Why? So I can sign a legal document 603 00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:21,298 saying I won't come within 50 feet of you? 604 00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:22,954 No, to co-chaperone. 605 00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:26,613 I don't understand. What about Andrea? 606 00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:27,890 Andrea drank a lot of punch, 607 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:29,892 and she's lying in the back of her Buick Regal. 608 00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:34,276 But... I would prefer yourcompany. 609 00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:37,106 ♪ I can't believe you're gone ♪ 610 00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:38,660 ♪ You were the first ♪ 611 00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:39,902 I'd like that. 612 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,664 -Let's do it. -All right! 613 00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:47,186 ♪ Wherever you go I'll be with you ♪ 614 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,878 [adult Adam] That's the thing about starting something new. 615 00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:52,501 It can be challenging and scary. 616 00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:55,677 ♪ Whatever you want I'll give it to you ♪ 617 00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,713 [adult Adam] But if you're doing it for the right reasons, 618 00:19:57,748 --> 00:20:00,164 with the right people, it doesn't have to be. 619 00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:04,927 And when you're brave enough to try, 620 00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:08,517 you never know, it might lead to great things. 621 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:10,381 ♪ ...and head upon ♪ 622 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:13,246 ♪ Remember, after the fire ♪ 623 00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:16,318 ♪ After all the rain ♪ 624 00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:21,496 ♪ I will be the flame ♪ 625 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,014 [chuckles] 626 00:20:23,049 --> 00:20:25,016 They're all so cute, aren't they? 627 00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:26,086 They are. 628 00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:27,226 Which one's yours? 629 00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:29,504 The big blonde one. 630 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:38,098 ♪ You were the first You'll be the last ♪ 631 00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:44,519 ♪ Whatever you want I'll give it to you ♪ 632 00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:54,874 [sighs] 633 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,430 Where have you been, young lady? 634 00:20:59,465 --> 00:21:00,914 Oh, Erica. [chuckles] 635 00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:02,882 Did you wait up for me? 636 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,090 How was I supposed to sleep, 637 00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:05,781 knowing that you were out running around in the streets 638 00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:08,059 with God knows who, doing God knows what? 639 00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:10,959 I just went out with Joe to get ice cream after the dance. 640 00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:12,754 -No biggie. -Oh, "no biggie"? 641 00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:14,273 It's a very big biggie! 642 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,723 Do they not have phones at this ice cream establishment? 643 00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:17,793 Okay, I didn't think-- 644 00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:18,898 That's right, you didn't think. 645 00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:20,209 Now go to your room while my brothers and I decide 646 00:21:20,244 --> 00:21:21,280 what to do with you. 647 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,764 Sorry. I'll do better next time. 648 00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:24,731 Yes, you will, or there won't bea next time. 649 00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:25,905 Is that it? 650 00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:27,976 Well, you're lucky that it is. 651 00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:29,184 Now, tell me everything about Joe.