1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:05,473 [adult Adam] Back in the '80s, no one had more romantic moments than Erica and Geoff, 2 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:08,109 from their courtship to their magical wedding. 3 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,010 But since the birth of their baby, 4 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:11,645 the magic had taken a few hits, 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:16,117 and my sister was hoping to inject a little passion back into their lives. 6 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:18,586 Boy, that "Hush, Little Baby" lullaby is so weird. 7 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,688 Like, why would you buy an infant a diamond ring? 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,690 What's all this? 9 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,525 What does it look like, handsome? 10 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:28,429 Sultry music, scented candles, dimmed lights. 11 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,898 I'd say someone was either hoping for a romantic evening 12 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:33,734 or planning on running a fortune-telling parlor out of our room. 13 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:34,968 It's the first thing. 14 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:37,205 Tomorrow's our anniversary, and I want to celebrate early. 15 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:38,772 Champagne? 16 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,142 Whoa, you are as bubbly as this Brut. 17 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,312 Ooh, there goes my nose tickle. 18 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:46,247 Even your dumb talking can't ruin this. 19 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,315 Get over here. 20 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,217 [knock on door] 21 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,320 Hey, you two, I made you a special surprise for your anniversary. 22 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,222 -Can it wait? -It cannot. 23 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,624 I call it "trout chili," and it will not keep. 24 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,226 We don't want that right now. 25 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:01,162 Well, I'll just leave all 32 quarts outside your door. 26 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,063 Ugh, I smell fish and peppers. 27 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,831 Well, just hold your nose and let's get back to business. 28 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,170 -[knock on door] -Erica, solve a bet for us. 29 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,506 Barry says he can jump to the tree outside our bedroom, 30 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:13,741 but I think he's gonna die. 31 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:16,710 Impossible! I have the explosive thighs of a kangaroo. 32 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:17,978 Tell him, Erica. 33 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,680 Tell him how special my body is. 34 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,383 -For sure, go for it! -Wait, but that would kill Barry and the mood. 35 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,418 But for the few minutes while the ambulance is en route, 36 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:25,853 -we can get down. -Yeah. 37 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,856 -[knock on door] -Hey, where do you keep the plunger? 38 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:31,359 I don't know. Maybe ask anyone else? 39 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:34,094 It's kind of an emergency. I already threw away my shoes. 40 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,864 We can't help you. No one with any dignity can. 41 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,734 -[knock on door] -Oh, God! Who now? 42 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,571 It's your friendly neighbor, John Glascott. Do you have a moment? 43 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,838 We most certainly don't! 44 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,241 I'm just here to beseech you to close your curtains. 45 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,178 I noticed that you set the stage for a boudoir dalliance, 46 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:51,378 and I can see everything. 47 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,746 I guess my first recommendation 48 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,182 would be to close your curtains. 49 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,450 I have delicate Venetian blinds. 50 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,918 You would know that if you ever accepted 51 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:01,389 any of my multiple invitations for coffee and Battleship. 52 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:05,926 Erica! Barry's hurt, and not in a funny way. 53 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,561 In a "he's weirdly quiet" way. 54 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:11,064 All right, I solved it by snapping a towel at it, 55 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,933 so, uh, you're welcome. 56 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,436 Guess what I brought? Chili spoons. 57 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,704 Why waste all these beans and mackerel? 58 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,308 Are they seriously just gonna eat in the hallway, right outside our door? 59 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,109 -Oh, whatever. -[Muriel crying] 60 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,744 And there's the baby. 61 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:24,978 Happy anniversary, buddy. 62 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:27,215 -Oh, that's good. -[Glascott] Mm. 63 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,749 * I'm twisted up inside * 64 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:32,453 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say * 65 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,156 * I don't know the future * 66 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:39,927 * But the past keeps getting Clearer every day * 67 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,296 [adult Adam] It was March 22, 1980-something, 68 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,898 and Barry and Joanne had finally found a place 69 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:45,966 to move into, 70 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,567 Pop-Pop's old apartment. 71 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:50,003 Bathroom, uh, room... 72 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,941 um, stove you could burn your trash on. 73 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,643 And here's the dying room. 74 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,911 -Do you mean the dining room? -Oh, sure. 75 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,813 That's probably what you guys will use it for. 76 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,249 This place is awesome. 77 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,116 There are support bars in the shower, 78 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:05,986 so I can do my tricep dips while I wash off the sweat. 79 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,021 Yeah, it certainly has your personality, Pop-Pop. 80 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:10,023 Uh, Barry, who's this broad you're shacking up with, again? 81 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:11,325 I'm Joanne. 82 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,694 I've been dating your grandson for over a year now. 83 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:15,863 I gave you my bone marrow. 84 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,798 Why am I helping them move? 85 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,501 My arms are built for Nintendo, not whatever you call this. 86 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,802 Manual labor? 87 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,136 Come on, I'll show you the back alley 88 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,639 where you can throw your grapefruit rinds and cigar butts. 89 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,942 Where should I put Barry's throwing stars 90 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,344 and private dream diaries, Mama? 91 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,579 Uh, the closet? 92 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,682 [adult Adam] And in that closet, 93 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:38,151 I was about to discover more than my grandpa's moth-eaten sweaters-- 94 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:40,153 a moth-eaten manuscript. 95 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:44,892 "Invasion from Cosmic City" by BL Goldberg! 96 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:48,296 [adult Adam] Thirty pages of an unpublished science-fiction manuscript 97 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,963 written by my grandfather. 98 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,733 Pop-Pop is a nerd! 99 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,668 Hey, who told you you could read that? 100 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:55,736 Sorry. 101 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:58,872 I'm just so excited to find out that you're... 102 00:03:58,906 --> 00:03:59,973 just like me! 103 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,575 An oddball? Ah, no way. 104 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:03,010 And yet you are. 105 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,846 It's like Pops taught me how to be kind and be a man, 106 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,982 and you and I share something almost as important-- 107 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,851 made-up aliens and jetpacks. 108 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,386 You learned squat from me. 109 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,521 And I'll prove it. 110 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,022 Look at that. 111 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:16,724 A rejection letter? 112 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,492 Ah, those bastards crushed my dreams, 113 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:19,560 but I showed 'em. 114 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,695 I gave up writing, and every single morning, 115 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:22,763 I re-read that letter. 116 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:23,864 Why would you do that? 117 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,400 To recharge my hatred and distrust for the world 118 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,101 so that nobody can ever hurt me like that again. 119 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,903 How is that showing them? 120 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,205 They thought they'd beaten down BL Goldberg, 121 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:35,042 but my relentless anger will never die. 122 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:37,010 Ha! Ben wins. 123 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:40,213 [adult Adam] While I learned my grouchy grandpa and I were sort of similar, 124 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:41,549 Geoff and Erica had learned 125 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:44,217 how hard it was to get time to themselves. 126 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,620 A good morning to all creatures, 127 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,188 both jacked and puny. 128 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,357 Why are you so happy? 129 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,858 And, Geoff, where's my toast? 130 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,125 I'm not a wizard, Erica. 131 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:53,961 I can't make the toaster toast faster. 132 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:57,297 Hey, I sense an un-chillness in the air, 133 00:04:57,331 --> 00:05:00,300 when I, in fact, demand a fully formed chillness. 134 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,803 Mm. It's those two, babe. They did this to the air. 135 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,071 Why are you guys even here? 136 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:06,474 We realized that when you move into your own place, 137 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,308 your parents don't buy food for you anymore. 138 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:11,144 So, we're eliminating the middle man and stocking up. 139 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:12,913 Is the middle man the supermarket, 140 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,014 where you'd buy your own food? 141 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,950 Bingo! It's the only downside about our new place. 142 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,786 It's been like a second honeymoon for us. 143 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,954 -You guys aren't married. -Then a first honeymoon. 144 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,289 You guys aren't married. 145 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,592 Barry, don't flaunt the fact that our relationship 146 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,594 has gone to a new level in their faces. 147 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,095 -It really has. -Mm-hmm. 148 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,163 I mean, that apartment is like a cocoon 149 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:32,332 tucked away from all the disturbances of this house 150 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:34,267 to make space for our passion. 151 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,937 Or, as The B-52s would call it, 152 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,071 a love shack. 153 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,573 And from now on, not just that song, 154 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,241 but all music is ruined forever. 155 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:44,244 Don't deny something that's perfectly natural, Geoff. 156 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,146 Every night and every day, 157 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,617 your sister and I stuff ourselves at the buffet of love. 158 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:50,683 [gags] 159 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,920 Just let the toast burn. Let the whole place burn. 160 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,021 We can't be here any longer. 161 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,122 Come on. 162 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,657 The most important thing in a relationship 163 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,858 is to make time for each other. 164 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,327 We tried that, but this house is a zoo, 165 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,829 and the animals are my family. 166 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,864 Yes, it's well-established, we're the worst. 167 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,099 Wait a minute. Babe, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 168 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,669 Five. No. Twelve. 169 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,504 It's not a number, it's the Secunda Hotel. 170 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:11,839 -Of course. -Uh-huh. 171 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,775 Joanne just helped the concierge work out a few legal issues, 172 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,544 and he gifted us a free night. 173 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,513 And we'd like to re-gift it to you guys for your anniversary. 174 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,181 What? That's so nice of you. 175 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,151 Our lives are going so well, dear sister. 176 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,787 We must spread our joy to the less fortunate. 177 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,155 -Is it seven? -Yes. 178 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,222 -Aah! -Aah! 179 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:30,390 -Grab the bagels. -Okay. 180 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,292 [adult Adam] With that, Erica and Geoff tried again 181 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:36,063 to reboot their fire for each other with a romantic hotel getaway. 182 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,465 -[knock at door] -Coming, my sexy wife! 183 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,900 I think you're really gonna like the accommodat-- 184 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,469 Sorry I'm late. I had to swing home. 185 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:45,506 Oh, uh, I see that, but why did you bring our daughter? 186 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:46,807 Don't get me wrong, big fan. 187 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,075 I just couldn't leave her. 188 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,176 Well, she is the best. 189 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,310 Aren't you? 190 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,980 Look how amazing this room is. 191 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,682 Ooh, and how comfy that bed looks. 192 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,917 It does, doesn't it? Doesn't it? 193 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,018 Here's a thought. 194 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,219 Why don't you put down our girl, 195 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,522 and I'm gonna take a quick catnap on this bad boy, 196 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,023 and then you and I, mister, 197 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,392 are gonna get on the train to Sexy Town. 198 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,328 Well, punch my ticket, 'cause I'm all aboard. Choo-choo! 199 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,797 -Uh, babe? -[snoring] 200 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,365 Fun. 201 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,234 [adult Adam] As Erica and Geoff's getaway hit a snag, 202 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,703 I was stuck on the idea 203 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,205 that Pop-Pop and I shared the same interests. 204 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,406 What's the matter, light of my loins? 205 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,741 You haven't touched your Boo Berry. 206 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,175 I just can't get over it. 207 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,877 Pop-Pop loves sci-fi, too. 208 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,345 I just wish he would talk about it. 209 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:28,549 Well, I guess your Pop-Pop couldn't handle that publisher's rejection. 210 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,552 My whole life has been people making fun of me and bullying me, 211 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,053 but I don't run away. 212 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,723 Unless the bully is an above-average-size person, 213 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,124 or an average-size person, 214 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,959 or a tiny-but-aggressive person. 215 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,794 You never know what those people will do. 216 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:43,764 Remember, Schmoo, Pop-Pop didn't have something 217 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,199 that the Goldberg kids were blessed with. 218 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,935 A diet of oddly cheesed meats? 219 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,036 Me. 220 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,371 He had to face his defeats with no support system. 221 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:55,108 Maybe you can connect with Pop-Pop by encouraging him. 222 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,443 But I can't do what you do, 223 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,613 especially not for someone as defensive and awful as Pop-Pop. 224 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:03,150 I am the greatest ego booster in the history of mankind, 225 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,351 and I can teach you. 226 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,056 Now, you read the sample pages from Pop-Pop's book. 227 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,123 What did you think about them? 228 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,224 They were okay. 229 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,960 Okay or good? 230 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,728 I guess he showed some promise. 231 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,797 Then that's what you seize on. 232 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,066 You have to BEV. 233 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:22,603 -BEV? -You build their confidence, 234 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:25,172 enable their self-delusions, 235 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:28,175 and value them over every other person on earth. 236 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:31,178 Now, you said Pop-Pop's writing showed some promise. 237 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,280 Instead, why not say 238 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:36,149 he's the greatest imagineer the world has ever seen? 239 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,251 -But that isn't true. -Well, who cares about true? 240 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,852 You're helping someone get over their fear. 241 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,855 Now, pretend I'm Pop-Pop. Go. 242 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:47,595 Um, Pop-Pop, the beginning of this book was... fun. 243 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,296 Wrong! It wasn't fun. 244 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:52,766 It was the greatest literary thrill ride the world has ever seen. 245 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,034 Seems a bit over the top. 246 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:57,270 Now, what does Pop-Pop love even more than science fiction? 247 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,471 Sticking it to people? 248 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:01,875 Which brings us to "V," value him over other people. 249 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:04,778 "Pop-Pop, your writing isn't just good, 250 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:07,948 it makes Hemingway look like an illiterate boob." 251 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,050 You're saying lie to him about how great he is 252 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,285 in order to create a false state of confidence, 253 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,453 like you do with Barry. 254 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,623 Um, yeah, yeah, like I do with Barry... 255 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,524 and no other child. 256 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,159 -Right. -Just Barry. 257 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,393 -Just Barry. -Just Barry. 258 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,895 It's weird how you keep saying Barry. 259 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,496 Only Barry. 260 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:27,635 [adult Adam] And so, armed with my mom's confidence-bolstering scheme, 261 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,869 I approached my grandfather. 262 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,138 -What you up to there, Pop-Pop? -The obituaries. 263 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,140 I outlived Mervin Silver. 264 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,742 Tell me I'm cheating at bocce now. 265 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,143 Fun! 266 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,678 So, listen. 267 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,547 -I was thinking about your sci-fi novel. -I don't want to talk about it. 268 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,817 Those pages, they don't just show promise, 269 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,219 they may be the greatest examples 270 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,056 of science-fiction writing since Asimov. 271 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,324 You think I'm supposed to hop to my feet and act like a big shot 272 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:54,227 because my dopey grandson's blowing smoke up my keister? 273 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,864 I just thought you'd want to stick it 274 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,498 in that publisher's face. 275 00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:59,700 How would I do that? 276 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,068 First, you'd have to finish the book 277 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,703 and show them how fantastic it could be. 278 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,238 Then, when the whole world holds you aloft 279 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,274 as the best science-fiction writer of all time... 280 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,541 Yeah, yeah, yeah? 281 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:11,378 ...you'd send them the reviews with a big note in red marker 282 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,580 that says, "You blew it, loser!" 283 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,948 With a few horrible things about his wife. 284 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,084 Yoo-hoo, wouldn't that be something? [chuckles] 285 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,752 Y-Y-You really think I'm good? 286 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,053 I think you've got it all! 287 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,421 You mean I have pizzazz? 288 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,223 Pizz and azz all over the place. 289 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,759 [chuckles] What? Me? Think of that. 290 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,361 [adult Adam] While I was lifting my grandpa to the clouds, 291 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,398 Erica was just crashing down to Earth from dreamland. 292 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,100 [yawns] Oh, man. 293 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,068 Mama needed that catnap real bad. 294 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,204 All right. 295 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,239 Well, sexy time. Let's do this. 296 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:40,741 Nope. 297 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,275 What do you mean, "Nope"? 298 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,277 It's showtime. Romance. Come on. 299 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,578 Uh-uh. 300 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:46,980 Oh, playing hard to get? 301 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,883 Pretty boy needs to be wined and dined, huh? 302 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,985 Well, what do you say we order some room service, 303 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,922 pop in a Sade cassette, light some candles, and-- 304 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,256 Why is it daytime? 305 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,991 You've been asleep for 14 hours. 306 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,226 What? No! 307 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,761 During our romantic getaway, 308 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,095 I was up all night with Muriel 309 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,097 while my wife was snoozing like the dead. 310 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,665 No, no, no, no, no. Come on, baby. 311 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,934 We still have time, don't we? 312 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,236 -[knock on door] -[woman] Housekeeping! 313 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,603 We just need four minutes! 314 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,339 -You're already a late checkout, ma'am. -[mouthing] 315 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:15,642 Okay, three minutes. Lock Muriel in the bathroom and let's get going, Geoff. 316 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,445 No. You know I can't perform when you put a clock on me. 317 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,880 Remember that time at the Wawa, 318 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,982 when I was supposed to pick a candy bar because they were closing, 319 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,184 and I left with a Chunky with raisins? 320 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,485 -Who's that for? -[knock on door] 321 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,154 Oh, fine! We're coming! 322 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,357 At least steal all the towels, Geoff. 323 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,195 [adult Adam] My mom's plan to instill Pop-Pop 324 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,630 with a writer's confidence had gone swimmingly. 325 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,366 Nice hat, Pop-Pop. 326 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,835 Oh, this ain't no hat. It's a fedora. 327 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,670 Ooh, like Paula Abdul wears. 328 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,505 -So the writing's going okay? -Big time. 329 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,441 Plus, I looked up that guy who sent me the rejection letter. 330 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,377 It turns out he's dead. 331 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,312 And his wife died 20 years before him, 332 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,381 so he's been completely alone all those years. 333 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,682 That's incredibly sad. 334 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,284 You bet. 335 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:00,653 Oh, I know I don't say this often enough, Adam, but, uh, you're my grandson. 336 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,857 Thank you for that basic acknowledgement. 337 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,726 So, when can I have a look at this masterpiece? 338 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,561 Oh, you mean show it to people? Uh, I'm not sure. 339 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,965 -You know, I just started a writers' group recently. -Writers' group? 340 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,534 Yeah, it's just a few literary-minded folks from the neighborhood. 341 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,370 We meet up to offer each other encouragement and constructive criticism. 342 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,540 If I don't share my gift with these schmucks, it'd be, uh, selfish, no? 343 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,409 Well, that's not really the spirit of the group, but-- 344 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,011 Uh, my book will be a welcome treat 345 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,645 to the dreck that these losers would write. 346 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,747 Again, I'm in the group. 347 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,417 And, uh, thanks again... grandson. 348 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,985 That's what I always was to you. 349 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,220 But glad you're up for it! 350 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,055 [adult Adam] I was BEVing like a pro. 351 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,924 Yes! 352 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,592 Meanwhile, my sister and Geoff stopped by Barry and Joanne's to steal back some groceries. 353 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,729 I'm sorry. It's just, we never get any time together alone. 354 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,597 That's because we never actually are. 355 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:45,966 Exactly. 356 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,201 Why can't we just get one second where it's just the two of us? 357 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,204 [adult Adam] Which was precisely where they found themselves. 358 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,539 Barry's in class all day. 359 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,075 And Joanne's in court. 360 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,345 [quirky music playing] 361 00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,847 [adult Adam] Sure, it was their siblings' home, 362 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,782 but all that mattered was that Erica and Geoff were alone. 363 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:06,386 Meanwhile, my writers' group had filled our empty pages with words. 364 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,687 [Glascott] "Madam President says, 365 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,790 'For a Secret Service agent, you talk too much. 366 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,526 'Now, put down that bazooka and kiss me.'" 367 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,428 -Oh! -Wow. 368 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,898 Super fun, Mr. Glascott. Loved it. 369 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,132 Thank you, Matt Bradley. 370 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,935 It felt good to get it down to a lean 207 pages. 371 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,403 Okay, who's next? 372 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,471 Ooh, I am. 373 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,573 Uh, now, my prior greeting card poems 374 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,575 have focused only on Christmas, 375 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,210 but I'm expanding my horizons. 376 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,379 So this one's about Advent Sunday. 377 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:36,116 Instead of boring these folks with Jesus or whoever, 378 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,617 why don't we give them a real adventure story? 379 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,486 Pop-Pop, we keep it democratic 380 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,921 by randomly selecting the order. 381 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,390 No, it's fine, Adam. I'll just wait a few more agonizing moments 382 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,491 wondering if I'm good enough. 383 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,993 -Go ahead, Ben. -[Pop-Pop clears throat] 384 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,929 "It was hour one of the invasion." 385 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:52,065 [adult Adam] And so, Pop-Pop gave us a taste of his latest work. 386 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,934 But what BL Goldberg cooked up 387 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,003 wasn't a new sci-fi masterpiece. 388 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,005 Nope, turns out my grandpa 389 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,607 just wrote a super-graphic alien sex romp. 390 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,910 Well, that was spectacular. Hmm? 391 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,744 -It's interesting. -So interesting. 392 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,246 I concur on the interesting. 393 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,780 Well, I have a question. 394 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,583 -Why was it so filthy? -Filthy? 395 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:14,922 You know, all the very explicit and unrelenting sexual imagery. 396 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,456 Well, aliens, they really get after it. 397 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,358 It seems they do nothing else. 398 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,460 Is Earth just one big bed to them? 399 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,862 Well, it's a foxy planet. You gotta admit it. 400 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:27,767 See, our sun cooks their loins and puts them into a frenzy. 401 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,270 No, no, no. I remember those 30 pages, 402 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,006 but the plot just seems to fall away. 403 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,142 What happened to the astronauts from the beginning? 404 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,876 They died from Bazoomba-Boomba. 405 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,611 And Bazoomba-Boomba is? 406 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,513 -Rigorous Martian love. -[Glascott] Mm. 407 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,183 Our carbon-based bodies couldn't take the friction. 408 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,152 -Interesting. -So interesting. 409 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,486 I love how interesting it is. 410 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,887 Oh, I see what this is. This is a hit job. 411 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,722 We're just asking questions. 412 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:55,795 Questions like why and how and who wants to hear about 413 00:14:55,828 --> 00:15:00,333 "a green-skinned broad with a skirt so short you can use it as an eyepatch"? 414 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,534 I actually liked that part. 415 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,070 All right, all right. You want to dig in, huh? 416 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,537 Your thing about this guy that works 417 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,306 in the dungaree shop is idiotic! 418 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,675 The only thing he thinks about is folding jeans. 419 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,811 It's a metaphor for control in a chaotic universe. 420 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,181 And your story about this middle-aged broad 421 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,349 that flirts with the young man in your writers' group 422 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,086 and works at the Gap is clearly about you and this one. 423 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:22,089 -I wondered why Brad Mattley sounded so familiar. -No. 424 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,057 And your action picture? It's boring. 425 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,926 As in "boring into your skull with excitement"? 426 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,062 -As in crappy. -Pop-Pop, please stop. 427 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,163 And you're the worst of all. 428 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,099 You lied to me, told me how good I was 429 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,402 so these jerks could take their cheap shots at me? Thanks a lot. 430 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,536 [Virginia gasps] 431 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,571 Well, who wants to get a drink to clear their heads? 432 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,440 Just you, Matt? 433 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,709 [adult Adam] While Pop-Pop was feeling like I had betrayed him, 434 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,245 Erica and Geoff were finding any excuse they could 435 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,913 to continue their secret tryst. 436 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,882 And I mean any excuse. 437 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,552 Pop-Pop wants his baby teeth from the apartment? 438 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,886 [chuckles] Sure. Why not? 439 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,223 [quirky music playing] 440 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,093 You both simultaneously got jury duty? 441 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,194 -Guilty. -Guilty. 442 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,562 Say no more. 443 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,197 Bye! 444 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,233 A couple's dentist appointment? 445 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,967 Hmm. Sounds fun. 446 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,206 -This was a perfect plan. -[keys jingle, door rattles] 447 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,307 Oh, my God! 448 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,143 They've returned to their own home for some reason! 449 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,644 I'm gonna get caught with my wife! 450 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,148 You know, it's funny, but I feel like, 451 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,649 today, I became a parent. 452 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,085 Definitely better than Erica and Geoff. 453 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,821 After all, Muriel crawled for the first time, to you. 454 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,490 -[both] What? -Aah! 455 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,125 What the crap are you doing in here? 456 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,262 Not important. Did you just say that Muriel crawled to Barry? 457 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,396 Why are you wearing our sheets? 458 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,098 We missed the first time our daughter crawled? 459 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,332 She sure did. 460 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,667 To me, of all people. 461 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,236 Why is your hair all mussy? Were you break dancing? 462 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,671 Uh, y-yes? 463 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,740 Totally. Just poppin' and lockin'. 464 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,810 Wait a minute. Have you two been getting busy in our bed? 465 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,479 In fairness, it was rarely in the bed. 466 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,514 -I can't believe this happened. -This is your fault. 467 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,648 What? It's yours! 468 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,450 You're too damn beautiful. I can't resist. 469 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,751 You're the hot one. 470 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,254 Toned and muscly and sensuous, all in one. 471 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,190 I never feel as safe as when I'm in your arms. 472 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,425 Your magazine-cover good looks make me feel like I'm capable of anything. 473 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,627 What is happening? 474 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,296 They hate how attracted they are to each other. 475 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,798 -All right, let's all calm down. -Whew. 476 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,767 Neither of you are as physically appealing as me and Joanne. 477 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,968 We were so selfish, 478 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,271 we missed one of the greatest moments of Muriel's life. 479 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,272 I guess we're just gonna have to focus on being parents 480 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,674 and give up on being a couple. 481 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,180 So, how was your couple's dentist appointment? 482 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,453 [adult Adam] Thanks to me, Pop-Pop shared his writing with the world. 483 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,555 The world did not share his enthusiasm. 484 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,857 Bev, I shall be eating downstairs, 485 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,992 as I see no one here I care to eat with. 486 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,394 [Beverly] Ben, stop. 487 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,296 You can't go the rest of your life not talking to Adam. 488 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,165 You underestimate my spite muscles. 489 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,900 The truth is, I'm the one who pushed Adam into this. 490 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:51,238 I thought you two having something in common would bring you together, 491 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,640 and I'm the one who suggested 492 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,074 he bend the truth about your work. 493 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,376 A-ha! So it was all lies! 494 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,845 Well, both of you successfully made a jackass of me. 495 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,681 Okay, well, you're not the only one because, Adam, 496 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,683 I occasionally lied to you, too. 497 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,552 Lied to me? About what? 498 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,019 Sweetheart, I've been telling you 499 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,823 you are a film-making genius since you were eight years old. 500 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,860 Did it ever occur to you I might be stretching the truth a little bit? 501 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,428 What are you talking about? 502 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,896 I'm a prodigy. 503 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,166 Every one of your friends said so through gritted smiles. 504 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,500 Let's be honest. 505 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:24,103 Everything you did couldn't have been the home run I said it was. 506 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,606 Are you telling me I'm not a genius 507 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,208 whose words have been translated 508 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,009 into 400 different languages? 509 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,279 Let me put this in Spanish: No. 510 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,447 So, was a highway not named in my honor? 511 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,449 That's just Interstate 95. 512 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,018 Was my work not put on the space shuttle 513 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,853 and sent to the great beyond 514 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,223 so other civilizations could appreciate it? 515 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,624 It's in that drawer. 516 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,226 My whole life is a lie. 517 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,294 Both of you, sit down. 518 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,963 Adam, I sometimes wasn't truthful with you, 519 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:54,934 but doing anything worthwhile makes you vulnerable. 520 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,637 And isn't it easier to have the support of someone 521 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,138 who loves and believes in you? 522 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,940 But did you believe in me? 523 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,875 I've always believed in you, Schmoo, 524 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,611 even when I thought you needed to grow a little. 525 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,547 The important thing was you were enjoying 526 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,582 your creativity until you got there. 527 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,319 And, Ben, weren't you enjoying writing again? 528 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,722 Is that the most terrible thing Adam could have given you? 529 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:19,392 I guess I enjoyed talking spaceships and robots with the kid. 530 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,661 And I really do think your book has promise. 531 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,597 There's a really good story in there, 532 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,467 if you just make it a little less terrifyingly sexual. 533 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,001 -What's this, now? -I can do that... 534 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,704 for the best grandson in the world. 535 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,241 Hey, that's pretty nice. 536 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,642 ["In Between Days" playing] 537 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,011 Heh. 538 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,349 How are you guys doing? 539 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,550 Fine. 540 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,319 Besides the fact that we're never leaving our baby again. 541 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,688 Look, even though we had a taste of the joy 542 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:49,922 of being parents today, 543 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,492 we can't say we understand how hard this is for you both. 544 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,295 But one thing we do know-- 545 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,364 If you don't also make time for each other, 546 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,831 you're not gonna be happy. 547 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,634 Because two unhappy parents makes for one unhappy kid. 548 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,506 So, maybe you have to miss a few magic moments 549 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,508 to make sure you can give this little cutie 550 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,842 the happy parents she deserves. 551 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,311 -[Joanne] Hm. -Wow. 552 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,680 Did you two just give us great parenting advice? 553 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,216 Well, someday, we plan on being even better parents than you. 554 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,051 Even though that's gonna be nearly impossible. 555 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,491 Does this mean we can use your apartment for our alone time? 556 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,293 -Ugh, Jesus. -Oh, God, no. 557 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,795 -All right, I'm done. -Geoff, you ruined it. 558 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,163 [adult Adam] Sometimes, the hustle and bustle of our lives 559 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,966 can make us forget to connect with each other, 560 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,969 which is why it's so great when we uncover new ways 561 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,705 to make our connections even stronger. 562 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,509 'Cause when we make time for those we love, 563 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:46,379 there's no telling how great the story can turn out. 564 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,485 Okay, Mrs. Kremp, you're up. 565 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,221 Well, I couldn't stop thinking about Ben's erotic tale, 566 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,257 so I thought I would try my hand at the steamy genre myself. 567 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,226 -Smoke break. -Oh. Okay. 568 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,595 There's more space now, if you want to slide over. 569 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,897 I'm good. This is the last time I'm attending. 570 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,099 [clears throat] "Charlene had known Roderick 571 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,835 since they shared a smile at summer camp. 572 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,871 "But everything changed the day he came to fix her sink. 573 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,873 "His fully-clothed body 574 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,243 just inches from her fully-clothed body, 575 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,078 he pressed his bare hand into hers. 576 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,982 "It was electric with respect and friendship." 577 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,088 But what happened to the leaky sink?