1 00:00:02,524 --> 00:00:04,700 Back in the '80s, my mom hit the dating scene. 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:07,964 - The lucky guy was Joe Perott. - Wow. 3 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:11,098 And what started as a workplace friendship quickly led to more. 4 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,143 I made you a mixtape. 5 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:15,276 At first, my mom had no idea what was happening. 6 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:18,844 - Joe, are we on a date? - You didn't know? 7 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:21,064 Before long, she realized she liked him back. 8 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:23,414 - You have a crush. - I have a crush. 9 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:25,286 And, soon, it was heating up. 10 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:28,506 But that didn't mean she was playing it cool. 11 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:32,032 Okay, I'm deciding which sweater to wear on my date with Joe. 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,469 Does this say romance to you? 13 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:36,732 It says "Run, I'm a dork." 14 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:38,560 Poo! Ben, what do you think? 15 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,735 You got a brown sweater. I like brown. 16 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:41,954 Well, I don't like brown. 17 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:43,565 But I don't hate brown neither. 18 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:44,827 Very helpful. Adam? 19 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:46,785 Mr. Perott's great. 20 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,570 He once pulled me aside on the playground to explain 21 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:51,225 I was confusing the words "dunking" and "boinking." 22 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,140 - There's a difference? - A big one. 23 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,359 And it's that very knowledge that makes me want to have no part of this. 24 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:56,578 Who in their right mind would? 25 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:59,146 Okay, so, I sorted these by color and word count. 26 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:00,277 But I'm still partial to this number 27 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:02,279 with the fun little forest scene. 28 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:04,151 The muskrats are holding hands. 29 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:06,153 What the hell are you doing, dude? 30 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,676 Oh, I'm the wardrobe consultant. 31 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:10,070 I see that. Take it off. 32 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,593 If you want it to go well, just-- 33 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,943 I know, just be myself. 34 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:16,511 Sure, that. But also, be a less pushy, 35 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,339 overbearing version of yourself. 36 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:21,124 Like, for example, anybody else. 37 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:23,518 Stop worrying. Joe is obsessed with me. 38 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:25,215 Listen to this. 39 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:27,522 Hi, Bev. I found an old box in my office labeled 40 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,741 "Adam Goldberg backup pants." 41 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,265 Should I bring them by when I pick you up? 42 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:33,397 God, I hope this relationship fails. 43 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:36,574 You all hear the desire in his voice when he said, "backup pants"? 44 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:37,880 - I really don't. - Well, listen again. 45 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,796 ..."Adam Goldberg backup pants." 46 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:42,014 Oh! Stop! 47 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,495 Carmen's gonna be here any second! 48 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:46,715 This is not the kind of thing she needs to hear. 49 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:49,196 - He wants a taste, baby girl. -"Backup pants." 50 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,023 Enough! 51 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:52,503 Anyway, I had to move up the reservation, 52 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:53,765 so I'll see you at 6:00. 53 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:56,159 Six? That's now! 54 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:57,508 You didn't listen to the whole message? 55 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,815 No, I just kept replaying the sexy part 56 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:00,903 where he said "backup pants."- 57 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:02,557 Oh, great, he's here. 58 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:04,124 You need to change. Geoff, find anything. 59 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,734 Uh, okay. 60 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,997 Oh, no! Carmen is here, too. 61 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:09,303 And he has the pants! 62 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:11,000 Geoff, sweaters! Go! Go! Go! 63 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,176 There's a note pinned to them that says 64 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,613 "In case Adam Goldberg has an emergency"! 65 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:17,137 Okay, everybody stop panicking. 66 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,964 The man has a hunger, 67 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:21,271 a hunger for a steaming plate of Bev. 68 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:23,099 Now Carmen's examining the pants! 69 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:24,100 And he's explaining them! 70 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,015 Just put anything on! 71 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:27,364 Her face is a horror show of emotions! 72 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,061 I need to do something! 73 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,238 "Slam Boink." You did it. 74 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,370 I don't hate brown anymore. 75 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,459 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 76 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:38,375 ♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say ♪ 77 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,640 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 78 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,643 ♪ But the past keeps Getting clearer every day ♪ 79 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:47,689 It was April 12th, 1980-something, 80 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:50,344 and like always, my brother was running hot. 81 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:51,780 Hey, hon. How's it going? 82 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,999 Good, if it was opposite day. 83 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,827 I have two finals Friday. 84 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,394 The landlord wants more rent, 85 00:02:57,394 --> 00:03:00,049 even though we just paid 30 days ago. 86 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,877 And you know that hotshot pigeon? 87 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:03,444 He's been on the windowsill mocking me all day! 88 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,403 So, happy anniversary! 89 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:09,276 Anniversary. Right. 90 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,495 - Barry, did you forget? - No! 91 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:14,063 My gift was hidden far away. I'll be back. 92 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,021 Yeah, it turns out Barry's day wasn't getting any easier. 93 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,893 - Be back! - Okay. 94 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:18,937 Good thing he knew just where to get a last-minute gift 95 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:21,113 that would fix everything, 96 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,377 our neighbor, Virginia Kremp. 97 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:24,943 Stop what you're doing! 98 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,815 I'll need a dozen roses for my bedroom associate. 99 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:28,643 Ah, Joanne. 100 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,645 I remember that morning years ago at the park 101 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:31,950 when Lou looked away from the swing, 102 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:34,083 how far she flew. 103 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,867 And now she loves you. 104 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:39,262 Anyhoo! Charles is away at a hydrangea convention. 105 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,917 And since I'm the only one here, you're gonna have to wait. 106 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,614 Fine, I'll do it myself. 107 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:48,706 Argh! Thorns! 108 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,317 - More thorns! - Stop! 109 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,666 Satan's hearth, 110 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,320 why is your body giving off so much heat? 111 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,322 I run hot when I'm stressed out. 112 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,541 The doctor says it's because I gestated for 50 weeks. 113 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:59,456 We need to cool you off. Come with me. 114 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,809 This is nice. 115 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:07,725 Yeah, I spent two days in there during the heat wave of '73. 116 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:09,249 I bet it'd be nice to be a flower. 117 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,512 Hmm. Why is that? 118 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:14,776 Well, flowers don't worry about med school, rent, 119 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:17,082 or forgetting to get a gift for their Sweet Drawers. 120 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,954 That's Joanne. I gathered. 121 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:20,956 She also calls me Sweet Drawers. 122 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:23,219 Well, you're not creative, but you like each other. 123 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,961 You know, whenever I'm feeling overwhelmed, 124 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:29,138 I find it helps to focus on one task at a time. 125 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:30,966 Let's start with Joanne. 126 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:32,489 How would you like to learn how to make 127 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:33,664 your very own arrangement for her? 128 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:35,623 Deal! 129 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:38,539 With that, Ginzy quickly saved my brother's anniversary. 130 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:39,801 Meanwhile, my mom and Mr. Perott 131 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,542 were on their first real date, 132 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,587 which was off to a slow start. 133 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:44,936 Big menu, huh? 134 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:47,374 It is, yeah. 135 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,897 Despite their history of flirtation, 136 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:50,986 my mom and Mr. Perott 137 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:53,815 had already run out of things to say. 138 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:57,079 The bathroom stalls were, like, super big, too. 139 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:58,950 Oh. 140 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,909 And the... The seats were comfy, good height. 141 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:03,041 Uh-huh. 142 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,740 Yep, she was really digging deep for anything. 143 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,742 Were the men's room seats a good height? 144 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:09,526 I haven't, uh, sat yet. 145 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,659 Maybe before dessert. 146 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:13,748 That's when my dead husband liked to... sit. 147 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:15,184 Hmm. 148 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,404 It was a total train wreck. 149 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,754 So it was no surprise when she did this. 150 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:22,539 Oh, the vegetarian options look tasty, huh? 151 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:25,499 I am totally a vegetarian, too! 152 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:26,326 Oh? 'Cause at the holiday party, 153 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,849 you made a gingerbread house 154 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:30,460 out of ground duck and beef liver. 155 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:33,028 That's because that's what I was assigned for the potluck. 156 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,725 You know, more like pot unlucky. 157 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:36,292 I cried the whole time. 158 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,250 No, but you ate the whole chimney. 159 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,992 And then I secretly spit it into Principal Ball's briefcase. 160 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:41,993 - Really? - Yeah. 161 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,821 See, as a vegetarian, 162 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:46,302 I know I'm better than the flesh eaters, 163 00:05:46,302 --> 00:05:48,086 but I never want to make them feel bad about it. 164 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,305 That's amazing. 165 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,524 - Mmm-hmm. - I had no idea. 166 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:52,003 What do you think about television? 167 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,657 'Cause I don't even own one. 168 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:56,791 I got rid of ours a long time ago. 169 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:57,574 Books are so much better. 170 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,621 I love books. 171 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:04,494 Books! With the, uh, words and pages 172 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:07,845 and little numbers in the corners that go up, up, up. 173 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,586 So what's your favorite book you've recently read? 174 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:12,110 All the greats. 175 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:15,766 The bigs ones and the thin ones and the ones in between. 176 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:17,377 I'm not gonna bore you with the details. 177 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,987 What's your favorite? 178 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,597 The Unbearable Lightness of Being. 179 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:22,077 Mine, too! 180 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:23,252 - Yeah? - The lightness. 181 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:24,862 - Sure. - The being. 182 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,387 - Phew! - And how unbearable it all is. 183 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,127 Wow, that's great. 184 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,781 - So, so good. - Do you like to go hiking? 185 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,044 Yesterday... 186 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:35,699 I was reading one of my many books, 187 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:38,136 eating a vegetable on the top of a mountain. 188 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:39,181 So, yeah, I love it. 189 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:40,748 - Holy crap. - Yeah. 190 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:42,053 - We have so much in common. - Well, you know what? 191 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:45,056 I bet if you keep telling me things that you like, 192 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:45,840 I probably like 'em, too. 193 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:48,495 Sure, it was fueled by lies, 194 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:51,323 but my mom could finally relax. 195 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:54,414 Barry also found an unexpected way to relieve some stress. 196 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,590 Joanne loved the flowers! 197 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,330 I finally understand why my mother says 198 00:06:58,330 --> 00:06:59,767 you're her number-three friend. 199 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:02,247 What a fun thing to say to someone. 200 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:04,293 Also, I was honest with Joanne, 201 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:05,947 like you said I should be, 202 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,862 and she was completely understanding. 203 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:08,950 I knew it. 204 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,081 And the stress rash? 205 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,692 Gone! 206 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:13,084 Let me pop off these jeans 207 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:14,521 and show you in your place of business. 208 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:15,435 No, I'll take your word for it. 209 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,827 How could I ever thank you 210 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,916 in a way that doesn't include money or effort? 211 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,265 I'll tell you what, Barry. 212 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:23,530 You can repay me by working here until Charles gets back. 213 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,618 I can offer you minimum wage. 214 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,097 I'll counter with maximum wage. 215 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:27,621 - No. - I'll take it. 216 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,666 With that, Barry got to work. 217 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,451 And in addition to minimum wage, 218 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,714 he also got valuable advice. 219 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:36,325 Schools, relationships, growing up. 220 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,066 Sometimes it's just too much. 221 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:40,547 Mmm! Well, here's one way to look at it. 222 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:43,550 In every beautiful arrangement, the flowers work in harmony. 223 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,508 It's all about balance, just like... 224 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:46,727 - A scale. - No. 225 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:47,989 - A dreidel. - Getting colder. 226 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,425 A balance beam. 227 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,687 Think of what we were just talking about. 228 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,733 - Life. - That's it! 229 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,561 Yep, Mrs. Kremp was having 230 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,737 a real positive effect on Barry. 231 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:58,565 And it showed in all sorts of ways. 232 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:00,697 You okay? 233 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,394 Just thinking about how lucky I am 234 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,309 that you came into my life. 235 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:05,528 Can I brush your hair tonight 236 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:06,486 instead of you brushing mine? 237 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,227 Aw! Of course, Bar-Bar. 238 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:12,187 Working with flowers had made Barry bloom. 239 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,668 - Just because. - Just because what? 240 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,234 Just because you're my brother 241 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:18,454 and as unique as this desert flower. 242 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:19,499 I don't say that enough. 243 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,938 Thanks to Ginzy, Barry even got less stressed about school. 244 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,507 Whoa, that's the first test 245 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,943 you didn't get an "A" on in a while. 246 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,031 That's okay. 247 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,946 Hopefully, I'll do better next time. 248 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:34,252 It looked like Barry was a changed man. 249 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:36,559 That is, until this happened. 250 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:37,691 Your favorite person is here! 251 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:40,215 Oh, Barry, I have great news. 252 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:43,261 - Charles is back. - Hello, Barry! 253 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,481 As Barry was crashing back down to earth, 254 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:49,180 my sister realized my mom had gotten a bit carried away. 255 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,791 Hey, what are you guys doing? 256 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,401 Studying up for my next date with Joe. 257 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:55,143 - This is... - A dove. 258 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,971 - A pelican. - Ah, yes! I'm getting closer. 259 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,364 Um, why? 260 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,758 Joe thinks I'm a book-reading, bird-watching vegetarian, 261 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,064 among other things. 262 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,500 Geoff, go. 263 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,371 Animal Farm was written by... 264 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:08,069 - A man. - George Orwell. 265 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:10,245 Oh. Well, I was half right. 266 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,856 Why would anyone think that you're an outdoorsy leaf-eater? 267 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:15,729 Because I told a few fibs to get our last date clicking. 268 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:17,905 You can't lie about who you are. 269 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:20,211 You're the one that told me I needed to be less me. 270 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,431 Yeah, less you, but not more him! 271 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:23,606 - This is... - An emu. 272 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,435 A blue jay. 273 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:27,610 And now I know. 274 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,003 This is a terrible idea. 275 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,526 Why are you two helping her? 276 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,049 She's gonna tell Mr. Perott to give us a ride 277 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,747 on the back of his motorcycle. 278 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:36,663 I'm gonna feel the power of a thousand horses between my legs. 279 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,186 Please never say that again. 280 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:39,622 I don't want to ride. 281 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,624 But I'll climb on and have Geoff take a picture. 282 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:45,323 Then, I'll tell Carmen I took the sled down to Sturgis. 283 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,325 Lying's okay because Mom does it all the time now. 284 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:48,849 Bup! Oh! I'm gonna be late. 285 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,677 Gotta meet Joe at the meditation studio. 286 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,896 Meditation? 287 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,029 You understand that does require you to be silent? 288 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:58,510 I like to find inner peace before a long hike... 289 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:01,122 Is something Joe said, then I said it, then he smiled. 290 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,820 Oh, dating is so easy. 291 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,040 But my mom soon found out 292 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,476 it wasn't as easy as she thought. 293 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:10,435 Is this not glorious, or what? 294 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,263 Yes. 295 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:15,092 I, too, like to make myself uncomfortable for fun. 296 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,877 Turns out, pretending to like stuff Joe liked 297 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,705 was a tough pill to swallow. 298 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:19,749 Can you believe this tofu isn't meat? 299 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,405 Mmm, so mushy. 300 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,363 Yep, my mom was in deep. 301 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:27,148 The piping plover, 302 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,802 gifting us with her presence. 303 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,238 Majestic. 304 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,109 Yeah, birds. 305 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,502 We don't eat 'em, we look at 'em. 306 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,330 But when a few tiny lies 307 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,549 turned into a dizzying web of deception, 308 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,117 my mom lost all her momentum. 309 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,728 Oh, Bev! You gotta see the view up here! 310 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,295 Almost there! Here I come! 311 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,646 I'm glad I put on makeup for this. 312 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,734 Oh! 313 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,692 Ah! Oh! 314 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,175 With Mr. Kremp back at the shop, 315 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,829 things were suddenly a bit crowded. 316 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,439 At least to Barry, they were. 317 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,614 Am I in your way? 318 00:10:58,614 --> 00:10:59,789 Yes, Charles, you are. 319 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,662 Ah, thanks for understanding. 320 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,142 Um, hello, boys. 321 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,491 Hi, Ginzerale! 322 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,493 "Ginzerale" is one my nicknames for your wife. 323 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,147 It's adorable! Can I use it, too? 324 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,496 - No. - Okay. 325 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:14,761 Ginzerale, can I talk to you about a private matter? 326 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,154 Over the last few days, your wife and I have developed 327 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,330 a mutual trust and understanding. 328 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,810 - Super. - Charles, why don't you 329 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,377 go take five in the floral fridge, 330 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:23,421 or possibly Cincinnati? 331 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,684 Barry! Come here! 332 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,600 You're being rude! 333 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,865 I'm sorry. But I'm still stressed out, 334 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:34,650 and now Charles is here getting in the way of my progress. 335 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,652 I have given you all the tools you need 336 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,523 to manage this on your own. 337 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,351 You just don't know it yet. 338 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,005 - But... - Finger your pocket orchid. 339 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,180 Mmm-hmm. 340 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,313 How's it feel? 341 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,489 Like there's beauty all around me? 342 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:48,708 You just... 343 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,926 Have to look for it. 344 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,754 And when you find it... 345 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,322 My troubles become bubbles and float away. 346 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,411 See? Much better. 347 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,456 Now, I'm gonna need you to deliver some flowers for me. 348 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:01,111 But we can't have our one-on-one life talks 349 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,199 if I'm out delivering. 350 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,940 Why can't Charles do it? 351 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,029 Because Charles is my husband. 352 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,902 And you are my friend's son who once dug a 10-foot pit 353 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,991 in my yard to build a "one-man pool." Now, scooch. 354 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:16,039 While Barry didn't like the new turn his job took, 355 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,954 my mom's job of pretending to like stuff 356 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,173 had taken a serious toll. 357 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,393 So, how's the dating life? 358 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,004 Oh, so good. 359 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,963 Joe and I are so connected. 360 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,573 Oh, my God, the pain! 361 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:32,142 Hiking sucks. 362 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,147 We might be soulmates. 363 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,714 Adam, you want to help me with this? 364 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,934 I'm a "slow down to watch the car crash" kind of guy. 365 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,283 I like where this is headed. 366 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,328 There will be no crash, Schmoo, 367 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,287 - because I have a plan. - Hmm. This should be good. 368 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,158 See, after I fell down the mountain, 369 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,943 we cut our hike short. 370 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:53,511 So all I need to do is repeatedly fall down on purpose 371 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,730 for the next few years, 372 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,427 until he gives up being a boring person 373 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,473 with boring hobbies and a boring face. 374 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,954 Well, your relationship certainly sounds healthy, 375 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,564 and it's totally gonna work out. 376 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,523 Check me out. I'm all geared up 377 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,047 to ride Mr. Perott's hog. 378 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,613 So much to process. 379 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:11,616 Uh, I guess, first, is that my leather jacket? 380 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,836 Yeah, and the gloves are my mom's pruning gloves. 381 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,838 Bad boys borrow without asking. 382 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,666 Wait. Joe's coming over now? 383 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:20,538 Yeah, he called earlier to say he's bringing his famous kelp casserole. 384 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,366 He can't see how we live! 385 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:25,282 He thinks we're adherents to his freakish lifestyle. 386 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,632 Wait, we have to play a part in this charade? 387 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,678 Of course! One of the biggest lies I told is that 388 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,768 I instilled in my children a set of positive values. 389 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,248 Now, hide all the meat!- 390 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,641 And get rid of the six TVs! 391 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,730 Come on! Move! 392 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,298 You are good and decent vegetarians now! 393 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:46,434 So my mom had us pretend we were something we weren't. 394 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:49,306 And somehow, we were getting away with it. 395 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:52,222 Joe, this kelp casserole was divine. 396 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,050 What is your secret? 397 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,879 The secret is no salt or spices. 398 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,533 Just kelp baked in its own juices. 399 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,927 - Huh. - Very kelp-y. 400 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,103 You can really taste the ocean. 401 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,583 The no salt is really coming through. 402 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,802 Hey, Bev, can I ask you a question? 403 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,369 Sure, Joe. What is it? 404 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,283 Why do you have a TV in the bathtub? 405 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,504 It's our neighbors'. 406 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,245 Uh, we wash it for them. 407 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,030 Also, when I hung my jacket in the closet, 408 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,727 I noticed a spiral ham in a rain boot. 409 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,381 Huh. 410 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,818 And, lastly, on the floor under the table, 411 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,211 it's covered with kelp casserole. 412 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,257 Am I to assume that no one ate it? 413 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,259 In our defense... 414 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,087 Ugh. 415 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:35,309 I may have exaggerated a bit about, you know, 416 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,398 who I am as a person. 417 00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:38,573 But why? 418 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,183 I just wanted this to go well. 419 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:44,318 Bev, I like you for you, I promise. 420 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,059 So going forward, you know, just be yourself. 421 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:49,062 - Okay? - Okay. Thanks, Joe. 422 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,367 Now I should go. 423 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,716 I'm already late for my origami class. 424 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,415 - See you soon. - Aw. 425 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,417 Aw. 426 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,810 See, you did all that lying for nothing. 427 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,377 Mmm-hmm. Quick question. 428 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,423 How do you break up with someone? 429 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,512 While my mom was having a change of heart, 430 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,993 Barry was about to let Mrs. Kremp know 431 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,516 of a change in plans. 432 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,604 Hi, Barry. 433 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,345 - Where's Charles? - Delaware. 434 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,650 Now, pull up a stool, and let's open up 435 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,478 to each other about things we fear. 436 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,393 - Delaware? - Yeah, I sent him out for a delivery. 437 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,178 - What? - Now, no one else knows this, 438 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:21,050 but I am terrified of being too successful. 439 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,834 Will my future fame and riches 440 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,575 intimidate my very average friends? 441 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,925 Barry, I'm sorry. 442 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,578 - You're fired. - What? 443 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,755 I'll need your pruning shears and bouquet tape. 444 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:31,713 - But-- - This is just the way it has to be. 445 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,889 Why is this so sticky? 446 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,151 I spilled three separate Slurpees. 447 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,587 Ugh. 448 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,372 Just like that, Barry was out of a job. 449 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,939 Meanwhile, my mom was learning 450 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,853 how to get out of a relationship. 451 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,639 Mom, this is exactly what dating is all about. 452 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,988 You get to know each other, 453 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,729 and if you don't like something you find out, 454 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,383 boom, trash heap. 455 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,167 I've just yo-yo'd him so many times. 456 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,603 I feel terrible. 457 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,041 Why do I have to be so charming and irresistible? 458 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,260 How does all this affect my motorcycle ride? 459 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,045 I may have already bought biker's insurance. 460 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,916 If you don't want to hurt his feelings, just lie to the guy. 461 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,700 She's done enough lying. 462 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,180 Exactly. So would one more hurt? 463 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,008 Ben, share your wisdom. 464 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,054 I once dated a girl in the Army. 465 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,359 I told her my heart couldn't take it 466 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,795 if she was called to war, 467 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,145 so I had no choice but to end it. 468 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,581 That is brilliant. 469 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,235 But in this case, it backfired. 470 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,192 She wasn't in the U.S. Army. 471 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,846 She was in the Salvation Army. 472 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,587 Great advice, Pop-Pop. 473 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:22,372 Anyway, we got married, we had Murray and some other kid, 474 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:23,591 and 10 years later, she left me. 475 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,941 Thank you, Ben. 476 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,899 I know just what I need to do. 477 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,815 And so, my mom pulled out this card. 478 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,818 My faith is very important to me. 479 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,603 So, since we have different religions, 480 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,735 different cultures... 481 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:38,867 we have to end it. 482 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,130 I'm sorry. 483 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,524 Beverly, I'm a member of the tribe, too. 484 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,134 Shalom! 485 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,658 - Hebrew-what-now? - I observe all the high holy days. 486 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,008 I go to temple regularly. 487 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,444 I play racquetball with my cantor. 488 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,098 Right. 489 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,534 Which is what I don't do. 490 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,057 What? 491 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,711 See, it's very important for me 492 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,843 to celebrate my faith 493 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,845 in a very low-grade, noncommittal-type way. 494 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,282 Hold on a second. 495 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:07,026 I come from a long line of extremely breezy, 496 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,810 unserious people. 497 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,333 Okay. 498 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,553 You obviously don't want to date me, 499 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,815 but you're afraid to just say it. 500 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,469 Huh? 501 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,340 Fine. 502 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,907 I don't think this is gonna work out. 503 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:22,432 I'm sorry, Joe. 504 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,869 Me, too. 505 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:25,261 I'll see you around, Bev. 506 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,229 Barry had lost his job at the flower shop. 507 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,665 But as far as Joanne and I knew, 508 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:38,622 everything was still rosy. 509 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,146 Surprise! 510 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,235 - What? - Adam and I were talking 511 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,019 about how sweet you've been lately. 512 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,455 I didn't get it at first. 513 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,370 I thought the cactus had a camera in it 514 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,329 and you wanted to catch me doing something weird, 515 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,026 like giving my ALF doll a back massage. 516 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,593 No examples needed, Adam. 517 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,985 It's just for practice. 518 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,378 Carmen likes to have her shoulders rubbed, 519 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,119 and with that responsibility comes pressure. 520 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,208 Anyway, we just wanted to show you 521 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,863 how much we appreciate the kinder, gentler Barry, 522 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,257 so we got you... 523 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,997 a new hockey stick! 524 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,739 - Wow, guys. This is amazing. - Mmm-hmm. 525 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,393 You know what I'm gonna do with it? 526 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,308 I'd say play hockey, but you never seem to do that. 527 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,136 I'm gonna slap-shot that cocky pigeon. 528 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,573 Oh, no! He's regressing! 529 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,402 Barry, where's your special flower? 530 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,100 Fondle it the way Mrs. Kremp taught you. 531 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,623 I'm just catching up to the fact 532 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,494 that Mrs. Kremp asked you to fondle something. 533 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,800 But, yeah, do that. 534 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,629 Oh! What is going on? 535 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,587 She fired me. 536 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,373 I screwed that up the way I screw up everything. 537 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,983 After all Ginzerale did for me. 538 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,376 Ginzerale? 539 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,247 Barry, it's okay. 540 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,858 Remember when she told you to apologize to me and be honest? 541 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,599 That worked out, didn't it? 542 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,210 You think she'd really forgive me? 543 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,037 I'm sure of it. 544 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,214 I think I know just how I'm gonna say sorry. 545 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,738 And I think I'm never coming back here. 546 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,654 While Barry knew how to fix things with Ginzy, 547 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,873 Erica knew the only way my mom would feel better 548 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:56,874 was to fix her up. 549 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,746 What's all this? 550 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:02,097 Just a stack of eligible bachelors interested in meeting you. 551 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,317 You're not the only matchmaking yenta in Jenkintown. 552 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,057 Your daughter's pretty good at it, too. 553 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:09,191 Well, it's easy when the product is such high quality. 554 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,758 I don't know what to say. 555 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,152 Just promise me that you'll always be yourself 556 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,196 and that you'll never settle. 557 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,242 You're too good for that. 558 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,373 Waiting is always worth it. 559 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,158 Oh! 560 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,030 That one. 561 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,423 - Ooh! - James? 562 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:26,121 Erica reminded my mom of how special she was. 563 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:29,080 And Barry had someone he wanted to say that to, as well. 564 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,779 Barry. What are you doing here? 565 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,607 This past week, you really helped me, 566 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,522 and I paid you back by being a jerk. 567 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,263 Oh. 568 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,786 Instead of just saying sorry, 569 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,701 I wanted to do something extra special. 570 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:41,963 So we made you something. 571 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,182 "We"? 572 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,227 Hi, Ginzerale! 573 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,881 It's okay. Barry said I could use it. 574 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,797 Oh, my! 575 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,799 It's you, kind of. 576 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,844 So many very expensive and rare flowers 577 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,716 we can no longer sell. 578 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,935 It didn't come out exactly the way I had hoped. 579 00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,633 It's perfect. 580 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,242 Thank you. 581 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,723 And I was thinking, 582 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,812 maybe sometime we can grab a cup of coffee? 583 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:05,987 I would love that. 584 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,293 Almost as much as I love 585 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,643 this adorable and accurate replica of me. 586 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,688 - Do you want to dismantle it? - Could we? 587 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,473 ♪ The world was moving She was ♪ 588 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,605 ♪ Floating above it And she was ♪ 589 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:18,260 Life can be stressful. 590 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,307 But what helps us the most is finding friends along the way 591 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,047 who prop us up during the hard times. 592 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,528 I made you something. 593 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,270 Kelp casserole with plenty of seasoning. 594 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,663 Aw, you didn't have to do that. 595 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:30,881 I wanted to. 596 00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:36,931 Listen, you've been nothing but sweet and understanding, 597 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,325 and I really appreciate it. 598 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,283 Hey, that's what friends are for. 599 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,940 ♪ The world was moving She was ♪ 600 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,115 ♪ Floating above it And she was ♪ 601 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,073 And that especially includes new friends... 602 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,774 ...even when we've actually known them for a long, long time. 603 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:54,949 ♪ And she was ♪ 604 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,083 If we're gonna continue seeing each other, 605 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,955 I want to get everything about me out in the open. 606 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:04,001 I don't show affection in public or in private. 607 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,874 I sleep in the pajamas God gave me. 608 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,442 I have several minor procedures coming up 609 00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,357 for which I will need, uh, rides. 610 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,706 The two sounds I can't stand 611 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,404 are the laughter of children and music. 612 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,493 Ben, you know this isn't a date, right? 613 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,755 But you agreed to lunch. 614 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:21,280 Well, I was just being a courteous neighbor. 615 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,499 Plus, my husband should've been a clue. 616 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,762 Hello. 617 00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:26,676 I also sleep in the buff.