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[adult Adam] Back in the '80s,
I wasn't exactly

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the coolest kid
on the block.

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Oh, damn it!

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But that didn't stop me from
being a bona fide ladies' man,

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from puppy love with Dana
to nerd love with Jackie,

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and, of course,
high school love with Brea Bee.

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But these days,
it was real love
with Carmen.

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We were adults
in an adult relationship,

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and that meant one thing.

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Sleepovers.

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It was a brand-new
chapter for me.

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["Push It" playing]

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Everything now somehow
felt different.

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Almost like I was floating.

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Man, what a feeling.

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The kind that left me
with nothing to do

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but bust a sweet little move.

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Salt-N-Pepa's here?

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You've only heard the song
on the radio,

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so, sure,
we could be them.

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♪ Push it good ♪

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♪ Ah, push it ♪

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♪ Push it real good ♪

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[adult Adam]
This was what
that morning felt like,

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a chance to
let it all out and sing.

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♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪

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♪ Baby, baby ♪

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♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪

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♪ B-Baby, baby ♪

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Oh, my, aren't you
in a good mood.

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I wish I had been there
to share whatever
made you this happy.

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Glad you weren't!

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[laughs]

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[woman]
♪ Get up on this ♪

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Look at him go.

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♪ Get up on this ♪

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[adult Adam] Yep,
I was on top of the world.

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And nothing
could bring me down.

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-Aw!
-♪ Get up on this ♪

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Adam! [laughs]
I'll join you.

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What? No!

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Just let me have this moment
alone with Salt-N-Pepa!

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Uh, my two favorite spices

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behind butter, cheese,
and ketchup?

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I don't think so.

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♪ Ooh, Schmoopie Poopie ♪

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♪ Ooh, Schmoopie Poopie ♪

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♪ Give up a kiss ♪

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-[laughs]
-How did one of
the best days of my life

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turn out so badly?

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You seem taller somehow.

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My little baby's
growing up.

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Mmm!

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[groans]

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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ♪

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♪ I don't know the future ♪

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♪ But the past keeps getting
Clearer every day ♪

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[adult Adam]
It was football Sunday,
1980-something.

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Barry and the JTP
were watching
their beloved Eagles.

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Or, more specifically,
they were watching them

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on the stadium's jumbotron.

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A giant TV in the stadium?

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[chuckles]
The future is here, boys.

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If it wasn't for the guy
who almost puked on my back,

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I'd feel like
I was in my own living room.

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My favorite part
is the Kiss Cam.

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Philadelphians are not afraid
to show their affection

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for their team or each other.

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You know
what would be cute?

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-A Baby Cam.
-Oh, here we go.

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Oh, you're a dad now?

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Come on, like, a giant photo
of Muriel with 10-foot dimples?

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Tell me you wouldn't nom-nom
that [bleep], holmes.

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You can't make it cool just
by saying it like that, bro.

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[announcer] Okay, Philly,
it's time to find

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the biggest Eagles fans here!

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-Places!
-Get ready to be famous!

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I've waited my whole lifetime
for this, so, clearly,

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I should have bigger goals.

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[all] One, two, three!

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-Eagles!
-...fans out there.

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Who could it be?

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Eagles superfans, where you at?

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"GALS"?
What the hell?

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Where are all the E's?

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Matt was supposed
to bring them.

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Yeah, but when Matt
couldn't make it,

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Geoff was
supposed to do it.

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I brought the seat pads
so that

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we could sit on something
soft and pillowy.

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No one asked you
to do that.

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Oh, I'm sorry,
now I'm the bad guy

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because I care about
my friends' bottom comfort?

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Looks like we found
our superfans!

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My God.

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Is that Matt Bradley?

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[Geoff] Wait,
so he's notat work?

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And he's with
other dudes?

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Who aren't us.

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I mean, that's...
That's not us, right?

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Stop waving
like a buffoon.

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It's clearly not us.

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Well, I know.
What if there's a delay?

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There's no delay!

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But there's clearly
a traitor.

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[adult Adam]
While Matt couldn't hide,

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my love for Carmen
was out in the open.

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Hello, beautiful sister
and niece.

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Hello, stylish refrigerator
by Kenmore.

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And hello,
shiny bowl of apples.

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May you fill my body
with sweetness and fiber.

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Stop. Muriel's little brain
is a sponge,

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and I don't want her
soaking up your weirdness.

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True love is like a puzzle
within a mystery

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tucked inside
a hidden dimension.

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People like yourself
can't see it.

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I know what love is.

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-I'm a wife and a mother.
-[doorbell rings]

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Oh, sweet, naive,
exhausted-looking Erica.

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Those are job titles.

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But one day,
you'll feel what I feel.

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Thanks, friend.

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Here's one more thing
for you to carry,

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the knowledge that
I've never been happier.

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And this apple.

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[door closes]

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Balls!

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What, your guy-who-still-
lives-at-home bill

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is higher than usual?

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NYU wants
my housing deposit.

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Oh, don't worry,
Mom will fork over the dough.

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There'll be unsettling
strings attached,

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but she'll pay.

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It's not that.

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I've been so living
in the blissful now

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that I forgot about
the painful after-now

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when Carmen and I
will be apart.

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That just might be something
you can't fix.

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I can fix it.

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What the hell, lady?
Is that a kabob skewer?

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I call it a Ka-Bev.

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And I'm not here to startle,
I'm here to help.

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What's to help?

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My relationship
is gonna be over!

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Just like it was with
Brea, and Jackie, and Dana.

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How have you had
four solid girlfriends
in the last decade?

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My incredibly lopsided
dating history

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is not up for discussion!

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Adam, ignore your
romantically-challenged sister.

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Again, I'm married.

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[Muriel cries]

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What if there was a way
that Carmen was with you
in New York next year,

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while I was also
sometimes nearby
in a chic downtown loft?

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Half of that, I love.
Keep going.

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You just have to confidently
approach Carmen and say,

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"Carmen, I want you with me
in New York.

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I love you,
and you're coming."

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Oh, so bold!

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-Some would say aggressive.
-Trust me.

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New York is littered
with '50s retro diners

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looking for waitresses.

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Why are you making
so much sense right now?

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Because you desperately
want her to.

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But the best part is,

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you can finally
get everything you want.

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Everything iswhat I want.

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Thanks, Mama.

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-Ah!
-[Adam and Beverly chuckle]

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-Oh.
-Why are you so desperate
to keep Carmen around?

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My tiny boy can't date
New York City women.

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They wear high heels in
the boardroom andthe bedroom.

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They really don't.

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Always dressed in black,

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with their bagels
and progressive ideas

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about how suburban moms
shouldn't cut in the bathroom
line at a Broadway show.

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Okay,
I think I got enough.

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Good luck messing up
Adam's love life.

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Bye, crazy lady.

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[adult Adam] While my mom
tutored me on my love life,

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Barry was ready
to school Matt Bradley.

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Men, I have called this
emergency meeting of the JTP

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because of the treacherous act
that was committed against us.

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All I ask is that
we talk about this like adults.

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-Of course. Hi-ya!
-Ow!

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I'm sorry, okay?

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Friends from work asked
if I wanted to go to the game

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a couple weeks ago,
and I wanted to mix it up.

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Andy, bring in the holy text,
the JTP charter.

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[all] ♪ Omm ♪

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Come on, man,
we wrote that years ago.

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Shh!

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"We will neverhang
with outside friends,

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especially girls."

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-Aw.
-That's cute.

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I'm married now.

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And the punishment,
you have to kiss a worm.

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I'm not doing that.

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Then you are officially
kicked out of the
Jenkintown Posse for life.

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Turn in the Krazy Straw
I issued you on day one.

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-I don't have it on me.
-[Barry] What do you mean?

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Okay, I-I find it
hard to believe

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no one is speaking up
right now,

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so maybe Ishould.

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-Please don't.
-Take one
for the team, man.

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Last week,
during our poker game,

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Andy was at the movies
with his fencing pals.

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-Fencing pals?
-Damn it!

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[sighs] Yes, Barry, okay?
I fence.

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Like stolen goods?

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Like the elegant sport
with swords.

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Well, well.

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Look at
my little Musketeer.

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But I'm not the only one
stepping out on you!

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Naked Rob has got
his nude beach buddies.

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-What?
-I met a like-minded group
of guys last summer,

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and we hang out a lot,
unencumbered by clothes.

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I, for one, don't have
another friend group.

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Finally.
Thank you, Geoff.

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Because Erica's
my best friend.

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-Ugh.
-So lame.

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Now I'm madder!

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Barry, just because
we have other friends
who enrich our lives

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doesn't mean
the JTP isn't still
the JTP.

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-He's right.
-We'll always be us.

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What do we say,
for the next Eagles game,

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we go and tailgate
together,

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just the original crew,
like old times?

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Oh, we're gonna tailgate.

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We're gonna tailgate in a way
none of you will ever forget.

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[cackling]

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-He just walked
into the furnace room.
-[Barry] Ow!

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[adult Adam] While Barry
was off to hatch
a secret plan,

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I was ready to put all my cards
on the table for Carmen.

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There she is.

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What Oh.
[giggles]

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What has
gotten into you?

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-Four Yoo-hoos
and the perfect idea.
-Tell me more.

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Me, you, New York City.

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Did you get
Phantomtickets?

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Next year,
when I go off to NYU,
you're coming with me, baby!

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Oh. [chuckles]
Yeah, I don't know.

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I do.
Jump on this rocket
and ride it, baby!

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My first concern is
you're calling me "baby" a lot.

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Second, my whole life
is here.

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My family, my home,
my job.

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Your job?

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There's probably
a million places in New York

249
00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,319
where you can dress up
and serve people.

250
00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:49,218
They're probably not all
eating establishments,

251
00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:50,460
but we'll do our homework.

252
00:08:50,495 --> 00:08:51,531
Oh, my God.

253
00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,222
"Oh, my God,"
you can't wait

254
00:08:53,256 --> 00:08:54,982
for our exciting,
new adventure together?

255
00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:57,364
Here's an answer, baby. No.

256
00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:00,367
What just happened?

257
00:09:00,401 --> 00:09:01,817
I'll tell you
what happened, Goldnerd.

258
00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:04,405
God finally noticed you keep
getting smoking-hot girlfriends

259
00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,373
and decided to restore
the natural order.

260
00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:07,719
Yeah, when you punch
above your weight,

261
00:09:07,754 --> 00:09:09,169
eventually,
you get knocked out.

262
00:09:09,203 --> 00:09:11,378
Take it from someone
who punches people
all the time.

263
00:09:11,412 --> 00:09:13,794
It just all made so much sense
when my mom said it.

264
00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:15,002
Your mom?

265
00:09:15,037 --> 00:09:16,832
-Oh, no.
-I know, I know.

266
00:09:16,866 --> 00:09:18,247
But this time,
it really felt like

267
00:09:18,281 --> 00:09:19,351
she had my best interest
at heart.

268
00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,940
Ugh. Balls.

269
00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:27,256
[adult Adam]
Determined to teach
the JTP a lesson,

270
00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:30,259
Barry went to the
wisest/nearest person he knew.

271
00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:33,055
Babe,
I need new friends.

272
00:09:33,089 --> 00:09:35,402
Nice. You're finally open
to the idea

273
00:09:35,436 --> 00:09:37,715
of expanding
your social circle.
Love it.

274
00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:40,476
Now, how does one
make friends?

275
00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:41,926
I guess you could make a list
of the things you like

276
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,963
and find people
who share those interests.

277
00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:46,275
Like the Asian
battle arts.

278
00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:48,795
As a very early starting point
that you ultimately realize

279
00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:50,417
was a misstep, sure.

280
00:09:50,451 --> 00:09:52,074
[sighs] Damn it.

281
00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:53,800
That would never work.

282
00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:55,733
My natural instincts
would kick in,

283
00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,424
and I would destroy
any potential bestie

284
00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:58,701
with my elbows and feet.

285
00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:00,669
Here's an idea.
Don't hurt anyone.

286
00:10:00,703 --> 00:10:05,156
Or maybe this unnamed stranger
would respect me more

287
00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:06,916
because,
despite all we share,

288
00:10:06,951 --> 00:10:09,954
I wasn't afraid to pummel him
to the edge of death.

289
00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:11,058
I don't feel like I'm helping.

290
00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:14,303
And yet, you have.

291
00:10:14,337 --> 00:10:17,893
Here I go, off to brutalize
my new best friends!

292
00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:19,791
So Barry ventured out
into the world

293
00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:22,035
to find replacements
for the JTP.

294
00:10:22,069 --> 00:10:23,968
Ah, basketball.

295
00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:25,797
The sport of friendship.

296
00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:29,629
Swish, baby!

297
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,079
Okay, so my brother had
his work cut out for him.

298
00:10:32,114 --> 00:10:34,012
-Psst! Raj.
-Shh!

299
00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:35,704
I'm not giving you
the answers.

300
00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:39,121
The only answer I want is,
yes, you'll be my best friend.

301
00:10:39,155 --> 00:10:40,812
Oh, then it's a "no."

302
00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:43,090
But we have everything
in common!

303
00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,851
We're both gonna be doctors.

304
00:10:44,885 --> 00:10:45,955
I mean,
you probably won't,

305
00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:47,750
because your answers
are super wrong.

306
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:50,304
I hate you so much.

307
00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,272
[laughs]
This fight is so us.

308
00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:53,963
[adult Adam]
Soon, Barry became
so desperate,

309
00:10:53,998 --> 00:10:55,965
he started to see
the possibility of friendship

310
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,795
in the most unlikely places.

311
00:10:57,829 --> 00:11:00,004
Hello, friend.
Do you have a second to talk?

312
00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:01,661
Friend, you say?

313
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,972
I got a lifetime.

314
00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:05,147
Get on in here.
Let's get messy.

315
00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:07,943
Yep, Barry's friend hunt
wasn't getting any easier.

316
00:11:07,977 --> 00:11:09,289
Meanwhile, my mom was busy

317
00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:11,118
entertaining pals
at afternoon tea.

318
00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:12,844
Isn't tea time nice?

319
00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:14,846
And who doesn't love
tiny sandwiches?

320
00:11:14,881 --> 00:11:17,055
[chuckles]
I feel like Andre the Giant.

321
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,817
Such a strong
and impressive man

322
00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:21,715
with many health issues.

323
00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:24,960
The heart struggles
to pump blood through
a body that large.

324
00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:27,100
So, is it just
us and John today?

325
00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:28,342
I'm afraid so.

326
00:11:29,343 --> 00:11:30,966
-You.
-What is it, Schmoo?

327
00:11:31,829 --> 00:11:33,520
-You.
-This happens a lot.

328
00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:35,142
He gets so excited about
how much he loves me,

329
00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:36,661
he can't get the words out.

330
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:41,183
Every single relationship
I've ever had, you've ruined!

331
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:44,876
-So, still just
the three of us.
-This is insane.

332
00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:47,396
I've never overstepped
in his romantic life.

333
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:49,018
Uh...

334
00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:51,089
If anything, I've made
his relationships better.

335
00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:52,401
[higher-pitched] Uh...

336
00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:55,024
Instead of yelling at me,
he should be drowning me
in kisses.

337
00:11:55,059 --> 00:11:56,163
-[higher-pitched] Uh...
-Alright.

338
00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:57,924
Enough with
the musical scale.

339
00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,201
Just use your words.

340
00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:02,687
Even as the most
casual observer of
young Adam's dating life,

341
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,345
you've been...
How do I put this gently?

342
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:06,518
A love-squeezing anaconda

343
00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:08,520
snuffing out his last breath
of happiness?

344
00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,488
I was in the area
of a bulldozer of carnage

345
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,076
driven by Satan
in a hard hat.

346
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,940
It's playful and evocative.

347
00:12:13,974 --> 00:12:15,804
Well, aren't you both clever.

348
00:12:15,838 --> 00:12:18,841
In fact, why don't you wrap up
your [bleep] little sandwiches

349
00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:20,084
and get the [bleep] out?

350
00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:21,775
This can't be
a surprise to you.

351
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:24,744
You have been despicable
to Jackie and Dana

352
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,642
and, more recently,
Brea Bee.

353
00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:29,093
Don't you seem to have
quite the instant recall

354
00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:30,853
on Adam's former flames.

355
00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:32,786
As the William Penn
guidance counselor,

356
00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:35,202
I find it essential
to obsessively follow

357
00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:38,033
the romantic comings and goings
of every student.

358
00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:39,689
So, that's actually
far more disturbing

359
00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:40,932
than Beverly's dumb thing.

360
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,209
Thank you, Ginzy.

361
00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:43,866
And now, I am gonna go prove

362
00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:46,766
that I made
his relationships better.

363
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,770
I don't think that our plan
to do this weekly
is gonna stick.

364
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,255
And so my mom took a trip
down memory lane

365
00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,498
to interrogate
each of my past loves.

366
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,604
Excuse me,
anonymous coffee lady.

367
00:12:57,638 --> 00:12:59,813
[gasps] Jackie!
Is that you?

368
00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:02,229
-Hello?
-Is that Dana Caldwell?

369
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:04,369
Oh! What a crazy
coincidence.

370
00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:05,785
Brea Bee!

371
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,234
Let's cut to the chase.

372
00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:09,927
How helpful was I
in your relationship
with my son?

373
00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:11,273
On a scale
of one to ten?

374
00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:12,895
Definitely helpful
in learning

375
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,241
what I would never
tolerate again.

376
00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:15,898
Does negative seven
make sense?

377
00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:17,106
Let me rephrase.

378
00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:20,282
I made your relationship
with my son better, right?

379
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:24,942
[laughing]

380
00:13:24,976 --> 00:13:26,840
You're a funny lady,
Mrs. G.

381
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:30,257
You seem to enjoy being
an overbearing nightmare.

382
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:33,191
Do you know
how hard it is to be in
a relationship with someone

383
00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:35,159
and there's
this third person who's...

384
00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:36,505
-Difficult.
-Controlling.

385
00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:37,747
Judgmental.

386
00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:39,473
-Manipulative.
-And terrifying.

387
00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:42,683
Not having to deal with you
has been truly incredible.

388
00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:46,032
My God, Adam has
terrible taste in women.

389
00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:48,344
But maybe
he was also right.

390
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:51,002
While my mom was floored
by what my exes revealed,

391
00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:53,591
Barry had hit a wall
in his search for new friends.

392
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,040
Hey, babe.
How was the friend hunt?

393
00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:56,628
Really bad.

394
00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:59,493
Who knew finding another person
to immediately trust, respect,

395
00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:01,944
-and connect with
was so hard?
-Maybe everyone?

396
00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:05,775
Luckily, I found someone
who'll always be there for me.

397
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:08,399
Oh, no. I'm out of
butterscotch drizzlecorn!

398
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,125
What can'tgo wrong today?

399
00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:11,195
Did you eat
that whole tub?

400
00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:12,575
I'm so alone.

401
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,163
That was full when I left
this morning.

402
00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:17,235
Why has God forsaken me
with only good looks
and intelligence?

403
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:19,479
That's like three gallons
of sugar and salt.

404
00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:21,067
I'll never make
another friend again.

405
00:14:21,101 --> 00:14:22,171
Stop!

406
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:24,139
You have more friends
than you know.

407
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:25,416
Despite our great rapport,

408
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,073
my relationship
with the annoyed woman

409
00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:29,213
at Foot Locker
was purely transactional.

410
00:14:29,247 --> 00:14:31,249
Plus, it could never work.

411
00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:33,527
I have a natural inclination
to yell at referees.

412
00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:36,323
No! Remember when you were
secretly watching sports

413
00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:38,601
and weirdly holding hands
with Bill Lewis?

414
00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:41,915
I have a rich and varied life
filled with bizarre adventures.

415
00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:44,090
And remember when Mrs. Kremp
put you in the floral fridge

416
00:14:44,124 --> 00:14:45,539
and now you have
coffee sometimes?

417
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:48,335
Again, my exploits
are renowned

418
00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,234
for their offbeat
and fantastical nature.

419
00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:52,374
And don't you constantly
go to Mr. Glascott

420
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:53,754
for advice so personal

421
00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:55,239
that he cries
and begs you to stop?

422
00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:57,689
Yeah, but he's
the neighborhood's
guidance counselor.

423
00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:00,416
He's not, mostly because
that's not a thing.

424
00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:01,762
He's just your friend.

425
00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:03,730
I have friends?

426
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:05,732
I have friends.

427
00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:08,735
I... have... friends!

428
00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:11,876
Now you can relax and bring
the JTP back into your life.

429
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:15,707
Or I have the perfect crew
to throw in their dumb faces!

430
00:15:15,742 --> 00:15:18,710
As Barry knew exactly what
he had to do to punish the JTP,

431
00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:21,368
my mom was ready to accept
a punishment of her own.

432
00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:23,784
Here's my letter
of resignation.

433
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:25,441
I have clearly failed
as a mother.

434
00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:27,616
This shouldn't be at all
unnecessarily dramatic.

435
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:30,377
As hard as it is
for me to admit, I, uh...

436
00:15:30,412 --> 00:15:32,448
I have interfered too much
in your love life.

437
00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,071
Gorgeous people
make mistakes, too.
I'm sorry.

438
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:36,211
It happened.

439
00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:37,902
She admitted she was wrong.

440
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,491
[laughs]
I finally won!

441
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:43,045
Yeah, I have a feeling
this is gonna turn on you
pretty quickly, buddy.

442
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,875
It's hard to say who revealed
my short-comings first,

443
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,429
Dana, Jackie, or Brea.

444
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:48,568
Faster than I thought.

445
00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:50,156
You talked
to my ex-girlfriends?

446
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,123
How else was I going
to determine whether or not

447
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:55,264
you were right about me
overstepping into
your love life

448
00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:58,095
if I didn't interrogate
your exes where
they live and work?

449
00:15:58,129 --> 00:15:59,889
You are unbelievable.

450
00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:01,822
This will never be
our dynamic.

451
00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:03,963
You know, unless you try
to pull away from me.

452
00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:05,999
The point is, you're right.

453
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,242
I am the worst.

454
00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:08,588
Damn straight!

455
00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:11,418
I'll be in my room
inhaling the scent of
your toddler pajamas

456
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:13,938
until you're ready
to speak to me again.

457
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,940
You're gonna be
breathing in those R2-D2s

458
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,735
for a long time, lady.

459
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,323
Can you believe her?

460
00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:20,772
The important thing is,

461
00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:22,947
she admitted that
this was all her fault.

462
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,295
I got some bad news for you.
It isn't.

463
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,021
Don't get me wrong,
Mom's nutso-butso,

464
00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:29,126
but you're to blame.

465
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,265
Me?

466
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:32,612
But that's, like...me.

467
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:34,683
Despite your ample
toy collection,

468
00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:35,960
you're not a kid anymore.

469
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,651
You can't just
do everything Mom says

470
00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:39,377
and then blame her
when it doesn't work out.

471
00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:40,758
Mom is who she is.

472
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,208
You need to decide
who you are

473
00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:44,003
and then start taking
some responsibility for it.

474
00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:51,872
[adult Adam] It was the day
of the big Eagles tailgate,

475
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,633
and it looked like
Barry was a no-show.

476
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,462
At least, until this.

477
00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:56,567
Uh, guys?

478
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:07,646
JTP, meet my new
and primary friend group.

479
00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:10,166
Your friend group
has quite the age range, Bar.

480
00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,789
For my real friends here,

481
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,481
age is just an extremely
high number.

482
00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:16,656
These old misfits and I
share a history

483
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,313
that bonds us
like no other.

484
00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:19,693
Barry, I'm confused.

485
00:17:19,728 --> 00:17:22,386
I thought you were
taking me to an
Eagles-themed gospel brunch

486
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,766
for my half-birthday.

487
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,838
Anyway, JTP, look out
for our boundless affection

488
00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:28,357
on the jumbotron.

489
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:30,773
Unlikely posse,
let's go find our seats.

490
00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:32,499
Flattered as I am,
I don't know if I can commit

491
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:33,845
to a friend group.

492
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,021
I prefer to bask in the glow
of one mon amiat a time.

493
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,574
And I've held my tongue
long enough,

494
00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:41,681
but I would never join a friend
group that included Bill Lewis.

495
00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:43,027
Oh, here we go.

496
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,616
Let the crazy lady say
her crazy words.

497
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:48,032
The only thing crazy
was the tilework you did

498
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,102
in my powder room.

499
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:51,346
I tried to talk you out
of that faux limestone,

500
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:55,246
but someone puts
way too much of a premium
on slip-resistance.

501
00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:57,248
Is it possible to start
a correspondence friends group

502
00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:59,008
where we all keep in touch
by writing letters?

503
00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:00,734
And I know it was you
that complained

504
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:03,220
to the Homeowners' Association
about my garden gnomes.

505
00:18:03,254 --> 00:18:06,085
Also, FYI,
I have a sourdough
proofing at home.

506
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,225
Too bad!
We're best friends,

507
00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,261
which means
we do everything together.

508
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:11,745
Now, shut up and gel.

509
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:14,645
I have to admit,
I am starting
to feel a real closeness.

510
00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:16,716
See?
Odd Mr. Glascott gets it.

511
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:17,855
The gnomes were creepy!

512
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,478
They're the small but jaunty
guardians of my azaleas.

513
00:18:20,513 --> 00:18:22,756
You have no whimsy,
Virginia Kremp!

514
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:25,034
[gasps]
Look at this give
and take, JTP.

515
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:26,588
It's okay to feel jealous.

516
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:27,692
Let it all out.

517
00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,246
Let out our confusion?

518
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,282
I'm jealous of anyone
who understands
what's going on.

519
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:34,251
-No whimsy!
-[Virginia gasps]

520
00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:37,909
Bill, no!
We come and go as one!

521
00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:39,601
I've stood by
when people have called me

522
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:41,258
pinched, dull,
and forgettable.

523
00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:42,466
But "no whimsy"?

524
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,916
That is a bridge too far!

525
00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,090
You too, Ginzy?

526
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,678
You're the glue!

527
00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:50,025
Well, my sourdough awaits.

528
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,337
Fine!

529
00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:54,857
Okay, JTP, you win.

530
00:18:54,892 --> 00:18:58,447
It doesn't feel like
anyone won whatever this was.

531
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,104
I just don't get it.

532
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,279
You guys have always
been enough for me.

533
00:19:02,313 --> 00:19:04,281
Why am I not enough for you?

534
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:06,490
You've got a girlfriend, man.

535
00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,699
Do you have any idea
how bad I want one of those?

536
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:09,941
I mean,
I like my nude dudes,

537
00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:11,978
but I was kinda hoping
some ladies would join us.

538
00:19:12,012 --> 00:19:15,084
And I don't talk about it much,
but I get a lot of action.

539
00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,017
But we're not
going anywhere, Bar,

540
00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:18,743
because we're more
than friends.

541
00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:20,607
We're family.

542
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:23,438
And we can never break apart,
because we have you, Bar.

543
00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:26,234
You're the glue that's held us
together all these years.

544
00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:30,514
So, I'm like the Ginzy
of my new group,
but of this group?

545
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:34,483
Yeah, sure, if you wanna
put it like that.

546
00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:36,002
Thanks, guys.

547
00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:37,659
JTP for life!

548
00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,281
[all] JTP for life!

549
00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:42,042
As Barry got the win
he wanted,

550
00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:44,597
the only thing I wanted
was not to lose Carmen.

551
00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:46,288
Carmen, I'm sorry.

552
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:47,979
I got crazy
with the possibility

553
00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:50,016
of you coming
to New York with me.

554
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:53,226
But I understand that
you have a life here,

555
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:55,849
and you should do
what's best for you.

556
00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:57,472
Thank you.

557
00:19:57,506 --> 00:20:01,579
I do have a life here,
and it includes you.

558
00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:03,547
I just don't know if
it includes New York yet,

559
00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:07,240
so let's just take it
one day at a time.

560
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,346
For you,
I'd do anything.

561
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:13,902
♪ I will follow you
Will you follow me? ♪

562
00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:15,352
♪ Just one single tear ♪

563
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:17,181
Relationships can be tricky,

564
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,390
whether they're new or
the ones you've had forever.

565
00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:20,598
[man] Cheers!

566
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:21,910
-Yeah!
-Yeah!

567
00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:23,049
[chattering indistinctly]

568
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,706
And when
we occasionally fumble...

569
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,225
-Oh! [laughs]
-Oh!

570
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,710
...it's great to have
your squad there
to pick you right back up.

571
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,196
But even when your team
is the best,

572
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,163
sometimes you just
have to take the ball

573
00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:35,234
and run with it on your own.

574
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,097
♪ Follow me... ♪

575
00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:38,513
[chuckles]

576
00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:39,686
What was that for?

577
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:41,274
Just 'cause I love you.

578
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:42,517
♪ ...know will be ♪

579
00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,760
♪ I will stay with you ♪

580
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:46,245
Because when we're surrounded

581
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,937
by the people
who do nothing but love us,

582
00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:52,975
we become a team
that everyone can root for.

583
00:20:57,325 --> 00:20:59,188
-Hi, Adam.
-There he is.

584
00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:00,362
[Jackie] The reason
we're all here.

585
00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:02,571
What is happening right now?

586
00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:04,021
What's happening is
I've made peace

587
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,747
with all
your former sweeties.

588
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:07,231
Turns out, voicing all
the horrible things

589
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,129
she did has, uh,
cleared the air.

590
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:10,890
-The pushiness.
-The overstepping.

591
00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:12,305
The overwhelming
torrent of guilt.

592
00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,203
Okay, ladies,
I think he gets it.

593
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:15,757
And now we're going to lunch.

594
00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,759
-Uh...
-You know what?
I'm going, too.

595
00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:19,105
Oh.

596
00:21:19,139 --> 00:21:21,141
I have some things
I'd love to say to you,
as well, Beverly.

597
00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:22,626
Ahhh!

598
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:23,730
Let's order wine.

599
00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:25,594
That'll really open
the floodgates, huh?

600
00:21:25,629 --> 00:21:27,631
-[women chuckle]
-Ah...

601
00:21:27,665 --> 00:21:30,012
[groans]