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Back in the day, my mom
always invaded my personal space.
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She was famous for her
snuggies, huggies, kissies,
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and her signature move,
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the nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-
nom-nom-nom-nom.
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Good morning! Here's your nom!
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Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!
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Eh, right!
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Like the movie Good Morning, Vietnam,
except people liked that.
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That Mork is so talented.
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I wish he'd make a Vietnam Part Two.
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Going in for another scoop.
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Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!
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Enough! This has to stop!
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I'm cutting you off cold turkey!
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What? At least let me taper off.
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This mama's gotta nom-ma.
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- Nom-nom-nom...
- I mean it!
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This is your last nom.
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I had stopped my mom cold,
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but when life closes one door,
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my mom crashes through another.
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Oh, look who sent you a brochure.
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Calgary State Bible College.
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Sounds cold and religious.
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Oh, you're not going
to this garbage school.
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But remember when you
were blabbing about
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adult-y adventures and viciously
cutting me out of your life?
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Sounds like for sure you do.
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Well, this means that your
college phase is here,
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and you're gonna need your
mama to help get you in.
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Or I just say yes to these religious
Eskimos and we're good to go.
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No, silly.
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I'm gonna be on you night and day
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to make sure you get into
the best college there is.
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Night? Day?
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But those are all the times.
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My mom was determined to use college
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as a way to get close to me.
Way too close.
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Quick! What's the square root of 144?
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Naked body! Scared!
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College admissions boards won't
be as forgiving as I am, Adam.
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Mom, please! This is humiliating!
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Humiliating? Try telling your friends
your kid got deferred at Tufts.
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Gah!
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Ta-da! It's your college
collage to put above your bed
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so you can look at it before you go
to sleep and dream about college.
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Yeah, I'll never do that.
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But is that my head glued onto
a dude playing Frisbee?
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- It is.
- This is the energy
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I can expect from you
until I actually get into college?
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I'm super excited, too!
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Oh, this is gonna be such a
fun journey, study buddy.
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- Mwah!
- Mm!
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I gotta get my mom off my back.
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Well, you could help her
find a hobby to distract her.
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Maybe a bowling league?
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My mom's currently in a legal
matter with Jenkintown Lanes,
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and that's all I'm allowed to say.
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She could try my mom's hobby,
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drinking boxed wine while
she completely ignores me.
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- Wow. You're so lucky.
- Totally.
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Look, I'm sure this will blow over soon.
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Erica and Barry just moved out.
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Your mom just needs time to adjust.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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♪ U-C-L-A ♪
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♪ You're going to U-C-L-A ♪
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♪ It's in Hollywood ♪
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♪ You're a big movie geek ♪
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♪ And your mama will fly out each week ♪
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Another brochure came
in the mail for you today.
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- From UCLA?
- That's right, study buddy!
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♪ You're going to U-C-L-A ♪
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was October 9th, 1980-something,
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and while Erica was focused on
doing college right this time,
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Geoff wasn't focused on anything at all.
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So, I have an hour until my next class,
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which I can use to finish my chem lab
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and my reading for women's lit.
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How's your day looking?
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Eh, I gotta get this ball in this cup.
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Oh. Well, my schedule just opened up.
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Can I make you another tea?
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- I think I'm good.
- Cool, cool.
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Well, I'll just sit quietly,
and I'm here if you need me.
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You know, I'm just gonna
make you a backup tea.
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No. Geoff, I think it's great
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that you're taking a year off
to find yourself,
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but I've got work to do.
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I knew it! I'm bothering you!
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No!
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But for the love of God, yes!
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I really thought all this free time
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would finally help me relax
after a very intense 18 years,
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but I've never been more stressed.
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I'm growing so much hair!
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Stress makes you lose hair.
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Oh, no! Nothing is right!
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Don't worry. I know
exactly how to fix this.
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Is this your card?
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- No.
- Yes, it is!
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You liar!
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- JTP?
- JTP.
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Geoff's broken. Fix him.
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Thanks, hon. Love you. Oh, she's gone.
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Broken, huh? What are we talking about?
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Mental? Emotional? Physical?
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Pop off your shirt so we can
see what we're working with.
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No, it's not body-related.
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I just need to figure out
a way to fill my days
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and quiet my shrieking mind.
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Lucky for you, your lazy girlfriend
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dumped you on the right friend group.
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Now pop off your shirt.
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Stop trying to undress me.
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I got it. Come work with me at The Gap.
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I get 25% off all cargo shorts.
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These are the same ones
Queen Latifah wears.
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Or you could work for my Uncle Ronnie.
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Yeah, he puts a box in my trunk,
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I drive it across the Canadian border,
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and then wham, bam,
all the Hardee's I can eat.
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Yeah, bro. I think
you might be a drug mule.
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What if I don't want to be
Queen Latifah or a criminal?
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Done! You will start your own
insanely lucrative business.
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- That's better!
- I use businesses all the time.
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I think I'm in real trouble.
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Last week, I accidentally
went to economics class,
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and now I know everything
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about starting your own business
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using the laws of supply and da man.
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- I'm pretty sure it's "demand."
- Wrong, Geoffrey.
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It's when you ask da man what he
wants and then you supply it.
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Dad, what do you want?
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To watch Cheers in peace.
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- Dad!
- Uh... Sandwich from Lee's.
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Boring!
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We'll ask another da man.
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Hang on. T-That's a good idea.
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W-Why are pizza places
the only ones that deliver?
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What if there was a business that
would deliver any food to your house?
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Like live Maine lobsters?
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Beef Wellington
with a port wine reduction!
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Or pizza from fancy pizza
places that don't deliver.
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All of it.
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You call me, I place the order,
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pick it up, bring it to you,
all for a small fee.
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I can get an outside-the-house sandwich
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while staying inside the house?
Sandwich me.
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I have my first customer.
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W-Wait. I think
I just started a business.
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You need drivers? I'm looking
for a little extra cash.
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Me too. I-I hate these shorts.
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And I might be a drug mule, so I am in.
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I have employees!
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And a president/CEO/visionary.
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Salary TBD, but likely TB a lot.
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First thought, we need a name.
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How 'bout "Food in a Geoffy"?
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Not poppin'.
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How about "Barry Up and Get Your
Food in a Geoffy: A Big Tasty Biz"?
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It's definitely longer.
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Agreed. I'll order T-shirts.
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While Geoff was finding his calling,
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I was finding myself totally
lost in history class.
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Here are your assignments
for your papers.
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Dave Kim... Harriet Tubman.
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Sweet! H-Tub.
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Nothing's gonna be underground about
her when I'm done with my paper.
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I weep for our future.
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New girl... Susan B. Anthony.
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Well, I be excited.
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Nice.
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Adam Goldberg... Sandra Day O'Connor.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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"No, thank you"?
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This should be enraging.
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Say your dumb words.
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As you know, Mr. Coleman agreed
that I'm a visual learner
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and always let me make a video.
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As you know, Mr. Coleman was fired
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for tying a quarter to a string
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and stealing Rolos
from the vending machines.
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Paper it is. I believe you said
it would be on George Lucas?
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1,000 words on Sandra Day O'Connor.
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How about Sarah Connor,
the character from Terminator?
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Which is directed by James Cameron,
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which is who my paper will be on.
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Sandra... Day... O'Connor!
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You know what? Everybody just
sit quietly while I snap chalk!
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You're boned, bro.
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You haven't written a
paper in three years.
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Maybe I still don't have to.
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- There's my special lady.
- Wait, what?
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I was thinking about us
being study buddies.
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Let's do that.
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Are you toying with my heart right now?
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- Because it will literally explode!
- No toying.
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Just a boy looking to do some
scholastic bonding with his mama.
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Where should we start? Oh, I know!
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I have to write a paper
on one Sandra Day O'Connor.
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And you immediately thought of me?
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Well, you were almost a cookbook author,
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and you almost coulda been a lawyer.
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I was almost both of those things.
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So, let's get on it, girl!
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We'll make a whole Sandra Day of it.
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Yay! My sweet little baby
has re-latched to my bosom.
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You have a way with words.
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So let's start writing that paper
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without those ones specifically.
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I'll bring the typewriter,
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you bring the dimples, study buddy.
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Study buddies!
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I know what you're doing, kiddo.
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I'm not doing anything.
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You're conning your mother
into writing a paper for you.
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Oh. Yeah, I'm doing that.
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But it's fine.
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She wants to spend time with her son,
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and I want not to write a paper.
It's win-win.
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The honorable Sandra Day O'Connor
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would be appalled that you
would even consider this.
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You seem to know a lot about her.
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Why don't you stick around and help
your daughter write her paper?
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Eh, you're all ferkokte.
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I deserve a pickle.
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Hey, Schmooey, you're just my type.
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Typewriter humor.
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Just save that gold for the page.
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So, where do we start?
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Here's everything I know so far...
She's a lady.
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Well, I know a ton.
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For her confirmation hearing,
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she wore the most hideous purple coat.
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You're an expert.
Let me get out of your way.
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I wish this essay was a million words.
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Should we do that?
Just write a million words?
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Definitely. But no.
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With that, my mom got cracking.
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Sure, it wasn't a million words,
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but it was an endless amount of
detail on Sandra Day O'Connor.
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All I had to do was sit back
and enjoy the ride.
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Yes! Writing is easy!
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While I was outsourcing my paper,
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Geoff's new business was already
a source of great stress.
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Food in a Geoffy. Please hold.
253
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Food in a Geoffy. Please hold.
254
00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,764
Food in a Geoffy. How may I help you?
255
00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,732
What do you mean you only got three
loose fries with your order?
256
00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,735
That's on me.
I'm a snacker when I drive.
257
00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,505
Me too. But who's gonna actually check
the exact length of a footlong?
258
00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:49,871
Guys, stop eating the food!
259
00:08:49,895 --> 00:08:51,267
Does that apply to beverages?
260
00:08:51,292 --> 00:08:53,409
'Cause there used to be two
shakes, and now there are none.
261
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,477
Damn it, JTP. Just go! Deliver!
262
00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:56,846
- JTP!
- JTP.
263
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,002
Big news, Geoffrey.
264
00:08:58,027 --> 00:08:59,617
I'm using company funds
265
00:08:59,663 --> 00:09:02,451
to buy an expensive putter
for my putting green.
266
00:09:02,513 --> 00:09:04,153
This one keeps missing the hole.
267
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,989
Barry, do you really need
all that stuff?
268
00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:09,324
You need to spend money to make money.
269
00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,962
Sometimes I question your
commitment to my business.
270
00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,529
- It's my business!
- What business?
271
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,697
Great news, Erica.
272
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:15,898
I found a better way to relax
273
00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,227
than hanging around your dorm room.
274
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:19,757
I started a relentless, high-octane
food-delivery company.
275
00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,038
Food in a Geoffy! Please hold!
276
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,133
Wait, what is it?
277
00:09:23,158 --> 00:09:24,196
Well, it's extremely simple, really.
278
00:09:24,221 --> 00:09:25,188
Except it wasn't.
279
00:09:25,227 --> 00:09:26,173
Say you want a burger.
280
00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:27,210
You just page my beeper,
281
00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:29,171
I get the page and then call
you back wherever I am.
282
00:09:29,234 --> 00:09:30,834
You place your order with me,
and then I call the restaurant
283
00:09:30,859 --> 00:09:32,012
and place that order with them.
284
00:09:32,036 --> 00:09:34,400
Then, I or one of
my many unreliable drivers
285
00:09:34,425 --> 00:09:37,088
get your order, and we drive it
to you for a small delivery fee.
286
00:09:37,113 --> 00:09:38,532
Then it starts all over again.
287
00:09:38,556 --> 00:09:40,486
And again and again.
I haven't slept in two days.
288
00:09:40,511 --> 00:09:42,627
- $2 for all that work?
- Pretty cool, huh?
289
00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:43,795
Geoff, are you sure this is worth...
290
00:09:43,819 --> 00:09:45,897
Damn it. Food in a Geoffy.
291
00:09:45,921 --> 00:09:47,309
- Hello?
- Mr. Goldberg?
292
00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:49,480
Yeah, I'll have a Shasta,
light ice, from the kitchen,
293
00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,735
a chili dog from the Wawa,
294
00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,495
and take Lucky for a tinkle.
295
00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,608
- We don't provide dog care.
- The customer is always right.
296
00:09:56,632 --> 00:09:58,743
On it.
297
00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:01,646
I'm so happy your gentle annoyance
with me pushed me into this.
298
00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:04,215
While Food in a Geoffy
took over Geoffy's life,
299
00:10:04,239 --> 00:10:07,285
my mom-written paper
would surely save mine.
300
00:10:07,309 --> 00:10:08,420
Meh!
301
00:10:08,444 --> 00:10:10,321
A C? What the hell, man?
302
00:10:10,345 --> 00:10:12,856
Yeah, just like your haircut,
super mediocre.
303
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,026
But this makes no sense.
304
00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:15,460
Believe me, that C on your paper
305
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:16,994
is the only thing that was accurate.
306
00:10:17,018 --> 00:10:18,963
You referred to Justice O'Connor
307
00:10:18,987 --> 00:10:21,798
as Sandy, Sally, Shawna, Shonda,
308
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,267
and one time, Tiffany!
309
00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,936
Wow. Yeah.
310
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:28,239
Seems like the most cursory
once-over would've caught that.
311
00:10:28,998 --> 00:10:31,385
Aloha, my little academia nut.
312
00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:33,043
Hi, Mom. Quick question...
313
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,745
Are you a damn fool?
314
00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:37,081
- A C?
- Yeah, for "crap."
315
00:10:37,105 --> 00:10:38,748
If I wanted a C, I would
have written it myself.
316
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,117
This is not okay!
317
00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:41,651
Neither is your spelling or grammar
318
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,987
or rambling sentences.
319
00:10:43,011 --> 00:10:45,790
And who the hell
is Tiffany Night O'Brien?
320
00:10:45,814 --> 00:10:47,123
Oh, they knew who I meant.
321
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,425
I don't know who you meant,
322
00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:49,660
and I was sitting right there.
323
00:10:49,684 --> 00:10:51,296
Well, I'm gonna fix this.
324
00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,164
Your college future is at stake.
325
00:10:53,188 --> 00:10:54,998
First thing tomorrow, I'm marching down
326
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,300
to have a talk with Mr. Woodburn.
327
00:10:56,324 --> 00:10:57,801
Oh, please don't do that.
328
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,271
It's done.
329
00:10:59,295 --> 00:11:01,640
Study buddies take care of each other.
330
00:11:01,664 --> 00:11:02,806
Study buddies!
331
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,441
Study buddies.
332
00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:07,145
I guess we're both
pretty deep into a pickle.
333
00:11:12,744 --> 00:11:14,455
Erica was worried that Food in a Geoffy
334
00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,384
was leading Geoff
to a nervous breakdown,
335
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,672
so she was going to help him
relax with a movie.
336
00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:20,413
See? Isn't this nice?
337
00:11:20,437 --> 00:11:23,052
Just you and me and the
stress-free corpse comedy
338
00:11:23,077 --> 00:11:24,355
of Weekend at Bernie's.
339
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,128
Babe, I appreciate it, but I'm fine.
340
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,693
Honest.
341
00:11:27,717 --> 00:11:29,060
Oh, no! Who is this for?
342
00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:30,362
I never got the order,
and now it's gonna be late!
343
00:11:30,386 --> 00:11:31,996
Geoff, the popcorn is for you.
344
00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:34,433
Oh, right. I forgot
sometimes I eat food, too.
345
00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:36,968
Geoff! Geoff! Geoff?
346
00:11:36,992 --> 00:11:38,971
Sorry. You have
the same fat head as Geoff.
347
00:11:38,995 --> 00:11:41,872
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm
looking for a man named Geoff!
348
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:42,942
Barry, be quiet!
349
00:11:42,966 --> 00:11:44,577
- There you are!
- Why are you here?
350
00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:46,044
And why are you wearing a suit?
351
00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:47,579
In no particular order...
352
00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:50,882
I'm a high-powered CEO,
and the worst has happened.
353
00:11:50,906 --> 00:11:52,918
Customer Murray Goldberg
got the wrong order.
354
00:11:52,942 --> 00:11:54,953
He's freaking out
and wants you to fix it.
355
00:11:54,977 --> 00:11:56,355
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes!
356
00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:58,424
I even considered handling it myself,
357
00:11:58,448 --> 00:11:59,824
but I came here 'cause it was easier.
358
00:11:59,848 --> 00:12:01,293
Well, tough luck.
359
00:12:01,317 --> 00:12:03,762
We're on a date, so let the
other JTP dopes do it.
360
00:12:03,786 --> 00:12:06,398
I'm sorry, Erica. I have to fix this.
361
00:12:08,256 --> 00:12:10,408
People think he's alive, but he's dead.
362
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,699
As Geoff abandoned
Erica to put out a fire,
363
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,589
my mom was at school starting one.
364
00:12:15,614 --> 00:12:18,611
Thank you for meeting with us.
I'll make this quick.
365
00:12:18,635 --> 00:12:21,579
- Are you a stupid [bleep] idiot?
- Mom!
366
00:12:21,603 --> 00:12:22,813
Whoa! Coming in hot.
367
00:12:22,837 --> 00:12:24,844
I think what my mom is trying to say
368
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,053
is maybe my paper deserves
a slightly higher grade.
369
00:12:28,077 --> 00:12:29,321
No "maybe" about it!
370
00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:31,524
Mrs. Goldberg, this paper is filled
371
00:12:31,548 --> 00:12:33,525
with typos and run-on sentences.
372
00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:36,629
So? It's also light and fun,
like a summer beach read.
373
00:12:36,653 --> 00:12:38,530
Oh, I laughed a lot.
374
00:12:38,554 --> 00:12:40,698
Mostly at how your son
and his childlike mind
375
00:12:40,722 --> 00:12:42,467
are going to exist in society.
376
00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:44,815
Well, I, for one,
appreciate that concern.
377
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,971
Thank you for your time.
378
00:12:45,995 --> 00:12:47,273
Not to mention, Mrs. Goldberg,
379
00:12:47,297 --> 00:12:50,543
it is riddled with
historical inaccuracies.
380
00:12:50,568 --> 00:12:53,678
Well, I'm sorry I didn't
have time to go to the library
381
00:12:53,702 --> 00:12:55,982
and wrestle a vagrant
for the microfiche.
382
00:12:56,006 --> 00:12:58,015
Why would you go to the library?
383
00:12:58,039 --> 00:13:01,285
Because I am helping Adam... A little.
384
00:13:01,309 --> 00:13:03,288
Full disclosure, we're study buddies.
385
00:13:03,312 --> 00:13:05,757
It's mostly just snacks
and moral support.
386
00:13:05,781 --> 00:13:07,025
It's clear what's happening here,
387
00:13:07,049 --> 00:13:08,827
so I am gonna change this grade.
388
00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:11,130
Finally. An A-minus
and we're out of here.
389
00:13:11,154 --> 00:13:13,432
It's an F for cheating.
390
00:13:13,456 --> 00:13:18,404
Well, I give you an F
for "failure as an educator,"
391
00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:20,305
and I am taking this to Principal Ball.
392
00:13:20,329 --> 00:13:22,006
Don't worry, Adam. Mama's got this.
393
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:23,174
But she didn't.
394
00:13:23,198 --> 00:13:24,842
Adam's suspended for two weeks.
395
00:13:24,866 --> 00:13:26,044
Balls!
396
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,746
This is a terrifyingly bad paper,
397
00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:29,381
especially from an adult.
398
00:13:29,405 --> 00:13:31,283
Unacceptable, Earl.
399
00:13:31,307 --> 00:13:33,084
Don't take it out on Adam
just 'cause you need
400
00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:36,221
to stand by your motley crew
of burnouts and sad sacks!
401
00:13:36,245 --> 00:13:38,491
Oh, no. You called me what I am.
402
00:13:38,515 --> 00:13:40,226
Principal Ball, please!
403
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,260
Two weeks at home? Just the two of us?
404
00:13:42,284 --> 00:13:44,496
The time does not fit the crime!
405
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,531
I suppose there is another option.
406
00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:48,833
The understanding that I've
clearly learned my lesson?
407
00:13:48,857 --> 00:13:50,034
The shunning bench.
408
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,905
The bench where kids wait to see the
school nurse for their lice check?
409
00:13:55,331 --> 00:13:56,908
Yes, but we spray it.
410
00:13:56,932 --> 00:14:00,411
And it's also part of a
hallowed Quaker tradition.
411
00:14:00,435 --> 00:14:01,980
The guilty student sits there
412
00:14:02,004 --> 00:14:05,416
while his classmates scorn him
as they casually stroll by.
413
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,852
It's a hoot.
414
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:09,087
Sold! Gimme the old-timey benchy thing.
415
00:14:09,111 --> 00:14:11,555
Never! We accept the full suspension.
416
00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:14,226
Why? There's a perfectly viable
shaming option available.
417
00:14:15,852 --> 00:14:18,496
I'd rather have Adam sitting
at home, learning from me
418
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,732
than from your lazy,
fresh-mouthed teachers.
419
00:14:20,756 --> 00:14:21,900
Come on, study buddy.
420
00:14:21,924 --> 00:14:23,601
Okey-dokey. That works, too.
421
00:14:23,648 --> 00:14:25,560
While my mom was shunning the bench,
422
00:14:25,584 --> 00:14:27,513
Geoff was facing an angry customer.
423
00:14:27,538 --> 00:14:29,164
I ordered a cheesesteak.
424
00:14:29,188 --> 00:14:30,900
What's this green thing
with the red things in it?
425
00:14:30,924 --> 00:14:32,734
- You mean a salad?
- How am I supposed to know?
426
00:14:32,758 --> 00:14:34,236
I'm so sorry. I-I'll fix it.
427
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:35,771
Don't put up with his nonsense.
428
00:14:35,795 --> 00:14:37,172
He's a platinum member.
429
00:14:37,196 --> 00:14:38,907
Not for long, unless I
get a new cheesesteak.
430
00:14:38,931 --> 00:14:40,006
But Lee's is closed.
431
00:14:40,031 --> 00:14:42,578
Well, you better find out
who took mine, Barnaby Jones.
432
00:14:42,602 --> 00:14:44,414
I mean, I guess there's only a few
houses it could have gone to.
433
00:14:44,438 --> 00:14:46,314
- You're driving.
- Wait, you're going, too?
434
00:14:46,338 --> 00:14:47,749
I want to see for myself
435
00:14:47,773 --> 00:14:49,631
what kind of person
takes another man's sandwich.
436
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,363
And so the great
cheesesteak search began.
437
00:14:52,388 --> 00:14:53,988
- Hello, sir.
- Hello, ma'am.
438
00:14:54,012 --> 00:14:55,925
Hello, sir.
I run a food-delivery service.
439
00:14:55,949 --> 00:14:57,291
Put me down for a beer, please.
440
00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:59,194
We're actually looking
for a missing order.
441
00:14:59,218 --> 00:15:00,997
But you do deliver beer, right?
442
00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:03,498
I just wanted to confirm that your
order was up to our standards.
443
00:15:03,522 --> 00:15:06,202
Sure. But my standards are very low.
444
00:15:06,226 --> 00:15:07,969
One time, I ordered a pizza.
445
00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:10,606
Honest to God,
it had three screws on it.
446
00:15:10,630 --> 00:15:11,808
I ate it anyway.
447
00:15:11,832 --> 00:15:13,843
- With the screws?
- No, dumbass!
448
00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:15,377
We're looking for a lost cheesesteak.
449
00:15:15,401 --> 00:15:16,844
Hey, here's a fun fact...
450
00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:18,446
The, uh, Philly-style steak sandwich
451
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:20,483
was invented in the 1930s,
452
00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:22,850
but cheese was not added until the '40s.
453
00:15:22,874 --> 00:15:25,910
- Just tell me where my sandwich is.
- Let me take a look.
454
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,991
Mm.
455
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,026
Definitely not
in the bottom of this can.
456
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,262
You know, the French have their
own version of hide-and-seek.
457
00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:34,662
It's called "Sardines."
458
00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:36,998
A little fun twist, though,
there's only one hider.
459
00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:38,534
Everybody else seeks.
460
00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:40,369
He's a bit off. I'm out of here.
461
00:15:40,393 --> 00:15:42,271
- Is he with you?
- I don't see it.
462
00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:44,386
That's it. I'm getting a bat.
463
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,839
What? No!
464
00:15:45,864 --> 00:15:47,011
Hi, ma'am.
465
00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:48,643
You didn't get a cheesesteak
by accident, did you?
466
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:49,783
In fact, I did.
467
00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:50,845
Could I possibly get that back?
468
00:15:50,869 --> 00:15:52,481
Mm, that's gonna be kinda tough.
469
00:15:52,505 --> 00:15:56,431
- I already ate the hell out of it.
- She reeks of cheesy, beefy goodness!
470
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,581
What are you doing?
471
00:15:57,606 --> 00:15:59,888
- You monster!
- Whatever!
472
00:15:59,912 --> 00:16:02,023
As Geoff's business
took him all over town,
473
00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:04,498
I was at home, and class was in session.
474
00:16:04,818 --> 00:16:06,161
Ring-a-ding-ding.
475
00:16:06,185 --> 00:16:08,497
It's time for the Beverly
Goldberg School of Learnin'.
476
00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:10,199
From the same people who brought me a C?
477
00:16:10,223 --> 00:16:13,334
Woodburn had it out for us,
but I think we both know
478
00:16:13,358 --> 00:16:15,871
if I hadn't been someone
who could've been a lawyer,
479
00:16:15,895 --> 00:16:18,466
I could've been someone
who might've been a teacher.
480
00:16:18,491 --> 00:16:20,074
- Wow.
- Wow, indeed.
481
00:16:20,098 --> 00:16:21,366
Check out our curriculum.
482
00:16:21,391 --> 00:16:23,746
A book of limericks,
The Baseball Encyclopedia,
483
00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:25,079
The Guinness Book of World Records...
484
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:26,327
Superfudge?
485
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:28,212
These are all our books.
486
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:29,847
We're gonna learn everything.
487
00:16:29,871 --> 00:16:31,682
Here's our syllabus for today.
488
00:16:31,706 --> 00:16:34,217
Math, English, home ec...
489
00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:36,020
That's us making a pie...
490
00:16:36,044 --> 00:16:38,255
Lunch... That's us eating a pie.
491
00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:40,290
There's an hour-long snuggle break?
492
00:16:40,314 --> 00:16:41,725
I know it doesn't seem like enough time,
493
00:16:41,749 --> 00:16:44,194
but it could also be
one of your electives.
494
00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:45,462
This was a big mistake.
495
00:16:45,486 --> 00:16:47,865
I shouldn't have pretended
to want your help.
496
00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:50,067
Pretended?
I-I thought we were stud buds.
497
00:16:50,091 --> 00:16:51,268
We were never stud buds!
498
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:53,237
And, oh, my God, don't call it that!
499
00:16:53,261 --> 00:16:54,595
So we're not stud buds?
500
00:16:55,328 --> 00:16:57,640
Stop that! And no!
501
00:16:57,664 --> 00:16:59,809
Gosh, I just wanted you
to write my paper for me,
502
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,612
but you couldn't even do that.
503
00:17:01,636 --> 00:17:03,847
And now I gotta spend
even more time with you,
504
00:17:03,879 --> 00:17:06,165
which is the thing I didn't
want in the first place.
505
00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:10,696
Well, forgive me for wanting
to be part of your life.
506
00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:12,993
Message received.
507
00:17:18,031 --> 00:17:20,421
After facing my mom's
constant attention,
508
00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:22,662
even the shunning bench was
better than being at home.
509
00:17:22,687 --> 00:17:24,855
Okay, people, don't be shy.
510
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,221
It's a hallowed Quaker tradition
to rip Mr. Goldberg a new one.
511
00:17:28,245 --> 00:17:30,447
You're a fart! Nailed it.
512
00:17:30,472 --> 00:17:31,991
Thank you, noble ancestors.
513
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:34,199
You're too dumb to get a smart
person to write your paper,
514
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,002
and I predict early baldness for you.
515
00:17:36,027 --> 00:17:37,065
Gah!
516
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,470
Thank you, Mr. Woodburn.
You honor our heritage.
517
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:43,105
Would anyone else like
to throw a verbal haymaker?
518
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:44,341
I'd like a turn.
519
00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:46,842
You can't be here. She can't be here.
520
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,549
I read nothing in the original
parchment about this.
521
00:17:49,574 --> 00:17:52,248
- Have at it.
- Adam F. Goldberg, you are a jerk
522
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,117
for pretending to want
to spend time with me
523
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,651
just so I'd write a paper for you.
524
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,353
Weak! Get him where it hurts!
525
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,756
His hair, his body, his stupid glasses!
526
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,293
If he's not crying,
you're doing it wrong.
527
00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:04,961
I was just looking for anywhere else
528
00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:06,729
to direct your crazy energy!
529
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,099
Oh, no! Your hot mom loves you too much.
530
00:18:09,123 --> 00:18:11,400
You're a turd farmer, Goldberg.
I shun thee!
531
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,303
I mean, everywhere I go, there you are.
532
00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:15,371
She came into my shower with math facts.
533
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,006
Nice.
534
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,160
Yikes!
535
00:18:18,199 --> 00:18:20,645
Okay, that was me pretending
to have heard the bell.
536
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:23,449
People, get back to your classes.
537
00:18:23,474 --> 00:18:26,168
This questionable punishment
will resume after lunch.
538
00:18:26,514 --> 00:18:28,919
Okay, I went too far, maybe.
539
00:18:28,944 --> 00:18:30,059
Maybe?
540
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,729
Fine.
541
00:18:31,753 --> 00:18:33,631
I helped you cheat, and that was wrong,
542
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,599
but do you know how hard this is for me?
543
00:18:36,623 --> 00:18:39,435
Barry and Erica are gone, and
all you do is push me away.
544
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:42,506
Because you're all over me.
You smother me with your noms.
545
00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:45,308
I know, but you're my last baby.
546
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,611
I don't know what I'm gonna
do when you leave, too.
547
00:18:47,635 --> 00:18:49,371
Then why push me towards college?
548
00:18:50,236 --> 00:18:52,715
It was all I had.
549
00:18:52,739 --> 00:18:54,217
You're so busy being a young adult,
550
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:56,104
I didn't know how else to connect.
551
00:18:56,129 --> 00:18:58,890
- I'm sorry.
- Me too.
552
00:18:58,914 --> 00:19:01,129
It was wrong of me to take
advantage of your feelings.
553
00:19:02,723 --> 00:19:05,296
But you do know we still
have time before college?
554
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,598
So, does that mean we can
still be study buddies
555
00:19:08,622 --> 00:19:10,867
if I promise not to overdo it?
556
00:19:10,891 --> 00:19:14,137
We both know that's a
promise you can't keep.
557
00:19:14,161 --> 00:19:17,322
But I will need to take some
study breaks from time to time.
558
00:19:17,764 --> 00:19:20,778
And when you do, I'll be there.
559
00:19:23,303 --> 00:19:25,449
Is hugging allowed
on the shunning bench?
560
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,648
Food in a Geoffy.
561
00:19:34,515 --> 00:19:35,859
What the hell?
562
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,699
I'm shutting this whole operation down.
563
00:19:37,724 --> 00:19:39,730
- Barry, you're fired.
- Fine!
564
00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:42,098
I'm taking my Zen garden as severance.
565
00:19:42,123 --> 00:19:43,238
Erica, what are you doing?
566
00:19:43,263 --> 00:19:45,301
What I should have done days ago.
567
00:19:45,325 --> 00:19:47,703
Geoff, you've always taken care of me,
568
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:50,274
especially last year,
when I was finding myself.
569
00:19:50,298 --> 00:19:52,843
But now it's time for me
to take care of you.
570
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,345
Unless you like this terrible business.
571
00:19:54,369 --> 00:19:55,778
I hate it so much!
572
00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:56,913
I've gotten three speeding tickets,
573
00:19:56,937 --> 00:19:58,115
Barry's spent all my money,
574
00:19:58,139 --> 00:19:59,583
all the neighborhood dads are weirdos,
575
00:19:59,607 --> 00:20:01,519
and my car permanently
smells like moo shu pork.
576
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:03,185
Then why'd you keep doing it?
577
00:20:03,209 --> 00:20:04,956
Because I thought it was
better than doing nothing.
578
00:20:04,981 --> 00:20:06,323
I need purpose in my life.
579
00:20:06,347 --> 00:20:08,124
And we'll find it... Together.
580
00:20:08,148 --> 00:20:09,992
But I was driving you crazy.
581
00:20:10,017 --> 00:20:11,940
You know what's driving me even crazier?
582
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:13,642
Seeing you like this.
583
00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:16,402
You need to take your time and
figure out what makes you happy.
584
00:20:16,902 --> 00:20:19,147
Right now, that's you.
585
00:20:20,974 --> 00:20:22,652
Sometimes it takes messing up
586
00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:26,120
to realize just what
your life is missing,
587
00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:28,057
especially when the fear
of missing someone
588
00:20:28,081 --> 00:20:29,783
is what drives you in the first place.
589
00:20:31,884 --> 00:20:34,563
In the end, when the people
you love have your back,
590
00:20:34,587 --> 00:20:36,398
you can do anything.
591
00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:38,233
Or just nothing at all.
592
00:20:39,724 --> 00:20:42,070
_
593
00:20:42,094 --> 00:20:44,906
Ha! This is my favorite.
All right, come here.
594
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:46,908
We're being video-camera'd right now.
595
00:20:46,932 --> 00:20:48,008
Yeah.
596
00:20:48,032 --> 00:20:49,568
_
597
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,749
I wanted to invite you here to apologize
598
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,982
for Murray's cheesesteak witch hunt.
599
00:20:56,007 --> 00:20:57,247
Your cooking must be slipping
600
00:20:57,271 --> 00:20:58,755
if Murray's been ordering out so much.
601
00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,116
Yeah, I'll say.
602
00:21:00,141 --> 00:21:01,953
Your husband's
at the drive-thru so often,
603
00:21:01,977 --> 00:21:03,147
they gave him his own lane.
604
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,561
I like you. We should power-walk.
605
00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:06,874
Fun fact about walking...
606
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,595
The animal with
the fastest recorded walk,
607
00:21:09,619 --> 00:21:11,319
African bush elephant.
608
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:13,349
I thought it was the last
woman you tried to talk to.
609
00:21:13,374 --> 00:21:14,513
Oh, no. She ran.
610
00:21:14,538 --> 00:21:16,654
You guys have some fun banter going on.
611
00:21:16,679 --> 00:21:19,139
Yeah. It's been a while
since we were all together.
612
00:21:19,163 --> 00:21:20,832
Afternoon, everybody.
613
00:21:20,857 --> 00:21:22,074
Ned!
614
00:21:22,099 --> 00:21:23,110
Beer me, please.
615
00:21:23,135 --> 00:21:25,001
Oh, I'm sorry. We just ran out.
616
00:21:25,026 --> 00:21:26,252
I'll be at the bar down the street.
617
00:21:26,277 --> 00:21:28,458
- Me too.
- Ooh, yeah. I'm coming.
618
00:21:28,483 --> 00:21:29,711
They seem fun.
619
00:21:29,735 --> 00:21:34,735
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