1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:02,901 The '80s sparked some of the most iconic couples ever! 2 00:00:02,987 --> 00:00:04,721 From Loni and Burt to Goldie and Kurt, 3 00:00:04,784 --> 00:00:07,386 if you acted together, you usually ended up together. 4 00:00:07,420 --> 00:00:09,655 And since my ex, Dana, had come back into my life, 5 00:00:09,689 --> 00:00:12,924 I secretly hoped the fall play would rekindle our romance. 6 00:00:12,959 --> 00:00:15,961 Ladies and lords, hold on to your Tudor caps. 7 00:00:15,995 --> 00:00:17,829 Romeo and Juliet! 8 00:00:17,864 --> 00:00:19,464 Yes! It's West Side Story 9 00:00:19,499 --> 00:00:21,667 without the fun music or Latino gangs. 10 00:00:21,701 --> 00:00:23,502 I haven't read it yet, but Carla's always saying 11 00:00:23,536 --> 00:00:25,704 how we're totally gonna end up like Romeo and Juliet. 12 00:00:25,738 --> 00:00:26,833 Oh, boy. 13 00:00:26,858 --> 00:00:28,255 Well, I'm definitely auditioning for Juliet. 14 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,708 And good luck, everyone else, 15 00:00:29,742 --> 00:00:31,109 'cause you're a shoo-in, girlfriend. 16 00:00:31,144 --> 00:00:33,312 Friend that's a girl. Just girl. 17 00:00:33,346 --> 00:00:35,480 You know what you got. Have a Romeo in mind? 18 00:00:35,515 --> 00:00:37,916 Who're we kidding? Andrew Gallery crushed it as Romeo 19 00:00:37,965 --> 00:00:39,651 at that fancy arts camp last summer. 20 00:00:39,686 --> 00:00:41,887 Right. Gallery. 21 00:00:41,921 --> 00:00:44,089 Yep, every drama class had one... 22 00:00:44,123 --> 00:00:47,826 Handsome, weirdly confident, and totally unbearable. 23 00:00:47,860 --> 00:00:49,835 I find if I only wash my hair once a month, 24 00:00:49,866 --> 00:00:51,163 it gets a natural messiness 25 00:00:51,197 --> 00:00:53,100 that I can't acquire with a traditional conditioner. 26 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:54,666 You are so brave. 27 00:00:54,701 --> 00:00:56,301 - I want to play a marine one day. - Oh. 28 00:00:56,336 --> 00:00:59,304 Apparently he told the Yale theater program he'd "let them know." 29 00:00:59,339 --> 00:01:01,640 Someone should let him know he's not all that. 30 00:01:01,674 --> 00:01:03,875 No way, bro. Gallery checks all the boxes! 31 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:05,010 Accept it. 32 00:01:05,044 --> 00:01:06,878 There's just way better people in the world. 33 00:01:06,913 --> 00:01:08,046 I guess he's kinda cute. 34 00:01:08,081 --> 00:01:09,929 Anyway, I'm gonna go run lines. 35 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,271 If Dana lands Juliet opposite Andrew Gallery, 36 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:14,106 it will for sure turn into a showmance. 37 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,207 "Showmance"? 38 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,608 Just because two beautiful teens 39 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:18,844 spend hours together rehearsing and kissing 40 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:21,313 in the most romantic play ever doesn't mean... 41 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:22,848 - Oh, balls, balls! - Yep. 42 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:25,350 That drab auditorium might as well be The Blue Lagoon, 43 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,152 'cause young love is afoot. 44 00:01:27,186 --> 00:01:28,253 You're a foot. 45 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:29,788 You know what? Maybe I'll try out for Romeo. 46 00:01:29,822 --> 00:01:31,490 Then you better start learning some Shakespeare. 47 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,959 It's not exactly the easy-breezy dialogue from ALF. 48 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:36,128 I will get the part and showmance with Dana 49 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:37,863 and prove you and everyone else wrong. 50 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:40,399 But, unfortunately, that meant this. 51 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,167 "O Schmoopie-o, Schmoopie-o, 52 00:01:42,201 --> 00:01:44,403 "wherefore art thou, Schmoopie-o?" 53 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,937 Mom! Enough with the Schmoopie-o's! 54 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:48,062 Shakespeare would love the way I talk. 55 00:01:48,101 --> 00:01:49,935 You know who doesn't love the way you guys are talking? 56 00:01:49,969 --> 00:01:51,470 - Vic and I. - I don't mind, Mur. 57 00:01:51,504 --> 00:01:53,905 My daughter's auditioning for that play. 58 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:55,374 Asha? She's like five years old. 59 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:56,842 Oh, she was... 11 years ago. 60 00:01:56,876 --> 00:01:58,410 Well, tell Asha to break a leg. 61 00:01:58,444 --> 00:02:00,312 I most certainly will not. 62 00:02:00,346 --> 00:02:02,848 The last thing I want is my sweet angel 63 00:02:02,882 --> 00:02:05,016 in some teen raunchfest. 64 00:02:05,051 --> 00:02:06,118 Raunchfest? 65 00:02:06,152 --> 00:02:08,920 That Shakespeare was a grade-A horndog. 66 00:02:08,955 --> 00:02:12,491 There's no way I'm letting some hormonal Romeo 67 00:02:12,525 --> 00:02:14,593 smooch up my little princess. 68 00:02:14,627 --> 00:02:17,129 Don't worry about this one landing the role. No offense. 69 00:02:17,163 --> 00:02:19,431 Offense taken, taken hard! 70 00:02:19,465 --> 00:02:22,367 Watch me perform Romeo's death by poison. 71 00:02:22,402 --> 00:02:24,403 Ohh! 72 00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:26,405 Thy drugs are quick. 73 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:29,508 Oh, no! Thus with a kiss, I die! 74 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:31,309 With Mama's kiss, you live! 75 00:02:31,344 --> 00:02:32,878 No! 76 00:02:32,912 --> 00:02:35,547 If thou goest, then I go, too. 77 00:02:35,581 --> 00:02:36,615 Oh, give me that vial. 78 00:02:36,649 --> 00:02:38,083 You two mind dying in the kitchen? 79 00:02:39,719 --> 00:02:41,820 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 80 00:02:41,854 --> 00:02:45,056 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 81 00:02:45,119 --> 00:02:47,742 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 82 00:02:47,812 --> 00:02:49,261 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 83 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:52,831 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 84 00:02:52,865 --> 00:02:55,500 It was October 23, 1980-something, 85 00:02:55,535 --> 00:02:58,236 and Erica was crushing college academically. 86 00:02:58,271 --> 00:03:00,539 Cheggit! I got another "A" on my sociology midterm. 87 00:03:00,573 --> 00:03:01,907 Another perfect grade? 88 00:03:01,941 --> 00:03:03,909 Your GPA is gonna look like Fonzie on a Friday... 89 00:03:03,943 --> 00:03:05,377 All "Aaays." 90 00:03:05,411 --> 00:03:07,312 Yeah, I don't have time to acknowledge how lame that was. 91 00:03:07,346 --> 00:03:08,580 Come on, let's celebrate 92 00:03:08,614 --> 00:03:10,882 by going to one of the many fun hangs on this corkboard. 93 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:12,117 Oh, no! A lost dog? 94 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:14,786 Snowball is fine, and so am I. No parties. 95 00:03:14,821 --> 00:03:17,255 But all you do is go from your dorm to the classroom 96 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:18,457 and back to your dorm. 97 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:20,392 I mean, get out there. Meet some people. 98 00:03:20,426 --> 00:03:21,893 And if you do, ask them if they've seen 99 00:03:21,928 --> 00:03:24,362 a bichon/pug mix who loves carrots. 100 00:03:24,397 --> 00:03:26,465 Whoa! Whoa! Can't stop! Can't stop! 101 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:27,666 Can't stop! 102 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:28,800 - Ugh! - Ohh! 103 00:03:28,835 --> 00:03:31,369 Oh! I am so sorry. 104 00:03:31,404 --> 00:03:32,471 Are you okay? 105 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:34,105 This is my first time riding a skateboard. 106 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:36,241 Yeah, well, a crowded, public space full of strangers 107 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:37,442 is a perfect place to start. 108 00:03:37,477 --> 00:03:39,044 Oh, here, take my sweater. Your knee is bleeding. 109 00:03:39,078 --> 00:03:40,612 Wait. Is this cashmere? 110 00:03:40,646 --> 00:03:42,147 I don't want to ruin it with my knee blood. 111 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,248 It'll give it character. 112 00:03:43,282 --> 00:03:44,783 And then some cute guy is gonna come up to me, 113 00:03:44,817 --> 00:03:46,585 and he'll be like, "Hey, you got blood on your sweater," 114 00:03:46,619 --> 00:03:47,853 and I'll be like, "You're stupid." 115 00:03:47,887 --> 00:03:49,488 And then he'll be my boyfriend for a few weeks, 116 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:50,589 and I will have you to thank. 117 00:03:50,623 --> 00:03:52,090 Wow. You're, like, a lot. 118 00:03:52,124 --> 00:03:54,459 Thanks! I'm Ren. It's short for Lauren. 119 00:03:54,494 --> 00:03:56,761 I'm Erica. Or Ca? 120 00:03:56,796 --> 00:03:57,996 Yeah, that doesn't work. 121 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,831 Um, well, it was nice to break your fall. 122 00:03:59,866 --> 00:04:01,233 Don't look, but there is a guy over there 123 00:04:01,267 --> 00:04:03,602 who is majorly creeping on you. 124 00:04:03,636 --> 00:04:06,171 Oh, yeah. That creeper's my boyfriend. 125 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,166 - He wants me to make a friend. - Tell him you did. 126 00:04:08,236 --> 00:04:10,575 And just like that, over the next few days, 127 00:04:10,610 --> 00:04:13,245 my sister's first college friendship was born. 128 00:04:13,279 --> 00:04:15,313 Erica and Ren checked out local music. 129 00:04:15,348 --> 00:04:16,681 College bands suck. 130 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:18,583 Oh, for sure. 131 00:04:18,618 --> 00:04:19,684 We're taking this. 132 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,253 I'll bring it back when you learn how to use it. 133 00:04:21,287 --> 00:04:22,487 Run! 134 00:04:24,524 --> 00:04:26,691 And then they hit up the campus art scenes. 135 00:04:26,726 --> 00:04:28,527 This one is just squiggles. 136 00:04:28,561 --> 00:04:30,128 I posed nude for that. 137 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:31,784 For real? Oh, damn! 138 00:04:31,809 --> 00:04:32,823 That's your butt! 139 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,633 Yep, Erica and Ren were inseparable. 140 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:36,668 Nothing could derail their friendship. 141 00:04:36,702 --> 00:04:37,936 Well, almost nothing. 142 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:39,137 Oh, [bleep]. 143 00:04:39,171 --> 00:04:41,339 Ooh, are we randomly cursing? Ass! 144 00:04:41,374 --> 00:04:43,675 - No. It's Parents Weekend. - I know. I'm stoked. 145 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:45,844 Gene and Rita are taking me somewhere fancy to eat. 146 00:04:45,878 --> 00:04:47,879 Gene and Rita? That's so informal. 147 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:49,714 It's like you consider them people. 148 00:04:49,749 --> 00:04:51,283 Yeah, my mom's a kickass defense attorney. 149 00:04:51,317 --> 00:04:53,151 She puts bad people back on the street. 150 00:04:53,185 --> 00:04:55,053 And, uh, my dad owns a couple restaurants in the city. 151 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:56,521 Wow, we have so much in common. 152 00:04:56,556 --> 00:04:57,956 I mean, my mom could have been a lawyer, 153 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:00,225 and my dad owns something he calls restaurant pants. 154 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:01,893 I'm just so glad that my mom and dad 155 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:03,028 aren't like those psycho parents 156 00:05:03,062 --> 00:05:04,229 that are in your face all the time. 157 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:05,664 - Totally. - Holy crap. 158 00:05:05,698 --> 00:05:07,499 We should all grab brunch together this weekend. 159 00:05:07,533 --> 00:05:08,900 That is... an idea. 160 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:11,169 Here's the thing... They can never meet you. 161 00:05:11,203 --> 00:05:12,237 What? Why not? 162 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,873 'Cause they were, um... 163 00:05:14,907 --> 00:05:16,841 - Lost at sea. - What? 164 00:05:16,876 --> 00:05:19,244 Yeah, that's a real thing that I just told you from my mouth. 165 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:21,313 Oh, my God. Were they, like, on a cruise or something? 166 00:05:21,347 --> 00:05:23,048 Yes. That makes the most sense. 167 00:05:23,082 --> 00:05:25,750 Yeah, they... They were cruising for a bruisin'... 168 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:27,085 And they got one. 169 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,887 That must be so hard for you and your brother. 170 00:05:28,921 --> 00:05:31,056 Cheggit! Package from Mom. 171 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:34,225 Homemade fudgy crunch bars! 172 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:36,661 Whoo! So fudgy in my mouth! 173 00:05:36,696 --> 00:05:38,229 How does it go down? 174 00:05:38,264 --> 00:05:40,532 So sticky! 175 00:05:40,566 --> 00:05:43,435 Sweet, sad Barry. He just hasn't accepted it. 176 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:44,869 That is sad. 177 00:05:44,904 --> 00:05:46,504 As Erica leaned into her lie, 178 00:05:46,539 --> 00:05:49,174 all I cared about was beating out Andrew Gallery 179 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:50,642 for the lead of Romeo and Juliet. 180 00:05:51,277 --> 00:05:53,178 Dude, you're Romeo. 181 00:05:53,212 --> 00:05:54,412 I know, Dave Kim. 182 00:05:54,447 --> 00:05:55,981 Romeo kisses Juliet! 183 00:05:56,015 --> 00:05:57,415 I know, Dave Kim! 184 00:05:57,450 --> 00:05:59,184 And Dana is... 185 00:05:59,218 --> 00:06:00,619 Lady Montague? 186 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:01,753 Oh, no, Dave Kim. 187 00:06:01,787 --> 00:06:03,088 That means she's playing my... 188 00:06:03,122 --> 00:06:04,136 Mom. 189 00:06:04,161 --> 00:06:05,757 - I mean, it could be worse. - Could it? 190 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:07,158 It's not like you're playing my actual mom. 191 00:06:07,193 --> 00:06:09,427 Even if you were, I've heard my dad say more than once 192 00:06:09,462 --> 00:06:10,795 that she's a handsome lady. 193 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:12,364 And I'll shut up. 194 00:06:12,398 --> 00:06:14,532 But if you didn't get Juliet, who did? 195 00:06:14,567 --> 00:06:15,867 There's my Romeo. 196 00:06:15,901 --> 00:06:17,569 Asha? Congrats. 197 00:06:17,603 --> 00:06:19,671 Dana, you know Asha. Asha, you know Dana. 198 00:06:19,705 --> 00:06:21,406 You guys both know each other, so that's cool. 199 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,907 Our dads sell furniture together. 200 00:06:22,942 --> 00:06:24,976 More like they avoid our moms together. 201 00:06:25,011 --> 00:06:26,478 You'll make a great Juliet. 202 00:06:27,847 --> 00:06:30,882 So, I have to ask... How'd you beat out Andrew Gallery? 203 00:06:30,916 --> 00:06:33,118 If I had to guess, pure unbridled talent. 204 00:06:33,152 --> 00:06:34,219 Wrong. 205 00:06:34,253 --> 00:06:37,288 In the play, Romeo is a confused 15-year-old. 206 00:06:37,323 --> 00:06:39,124 I thought Adam would be perfect 207 00:06:39,158 --> 00:06:42,293 because he still has the wildly underdeveloped body 208 00:06:42,328 --> 00:06:44,462 and crude acting of a young boy. 209 00:06:44,497 --> 00:06:46,796 - You honor me. - Mm. 210 00:06:46,858 --> 00:06:47,878 And a heads-up. 211 00:06:47,902 --> 00:06:49,768 My dad's not too thrilled about me doing this play. 212 00:06:49,769 --> 00:06:51,970 Oh, I know. But as a romantic lead, 213 00:06:52,004 --> 00:06:54,105 I'm prepared to endure the fury of an angry father. 214 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,202 You're Romeo? 215 00:06:57,843 --> 00:07:00,712 But what about your whole thing about handsy Romeos 216 00:07:00,746 --> 00:07:02,414 smooching up your little princess? 217 00:07:03,683 --> 00:07:05,717 You understand. You're not a Romeo. 218 00:07:05,751 --> 00:07:08,186 I was literally cast as Romeo. 219 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,255 I couldn't stand that Vic and my dad 220 00:07:10,289 --> 00:07:11,856 thought I wasn't a leading man. 221 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:13,692 Meanwhile, my sister was leading the charge 222 00:07:13,726 --> 00:07:15,326 to protect her friendship with Ren. 223 00:07:15,361 --> 00:07:17,028 Mom and Dad can't come to Parents Weekend. 224 00:07:17,063 --> 00:07:18,930 Absolutely not! 225 00:07:18,964 --> 00:07:20,732 Also, why not? 226 00:07:20,766 --> 00:07:22,100 If tacky, horrible Mom shows up, 227 00:07:22,134 --> 00:07:23,968 Ren will never talk to me again. 228 00:07:24,003 --> 00:07:25,837 Ha! The friendship you care about 229 00:07:25,871 --> 00:07:28,373 hinges on the paper-thin premise you can hide Mom forever. 230 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:29,874 This is bad for you, too. 231 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:31,743 Do you think potential girlfriends on this campus 232 00:07:31,777 --> 00:07:33,649 will respond well to Beverly Goldberg? 233 00:07:33,688 --> 00:07:35,213 Oh, no! 234 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:37,482 You brought it around to me, and now I'm invested. 235 00:07:37,516 --> 00:07:38,583 What do we do? 236 00:07:38,617 --> 00:07:40,285 Parents Weekend starts Saturday. 237 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:41,352 What if it didn't? 238 00:07:41,387 --> 00:07:42,620 Parents Thursday? 239 00:07:42,655 --> 00:07:43,855 The hell's Parents Thursday? 240 00:07:43,889 --> 00:07:46,357 Parents Thursday replaces Parents Weekend 241 00:07:46,392 --> 00:07:48,626 due to an emergency campus renovation. 242 00:07:48,661 --> 00:07:50,295 - Is the tuition going up? - No. 243 00:07:50,329 --> 00:07:51,996 - Suckers. - Silver lining... 244 00:07:52,031 --> 00:07:54,466 We have a small window of time this upcoming Thursday. 245 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:55,900 Evening. After dark. 246 00:07:55,935 --> 00:07:57,454 - We'll make it work. - I'm out. 247 00:07:57,488 --> 00:07:58,746 You know I don't drive after dark 248 00:07:58,771 --> 00:08:00,004 unless I like the place I'm going. 249 00:08:00,039 --> 00:08:02,107 Rats. Well, Mom, keep in mind 250 00:08:02,141 --> 00:08:03,641 that this event is super last-minute, 251 00:08:03,676 --> 00:08:05,677 so most parents won't be there. 252 00:08:05,711 --> 00:08:06,811 Lucky me. 253 00:08:06,846 --> 00:08:10,381 I get my college schmoos and their campus all to myself. 254 00:08:10,416 --> 00:08:12,717 And with that, Parents Thursday was a go. 255 00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:16,154 It all kicked off at the ladies' field hockey equipment closet. 256 00:08:16,188 --> 00:08:18,599 If we had a key, you'd see a lot of sticks. 257 00:08:18,646 --> 00:08:19,662 Moving on. 258 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:22,896 And they did, to a sketchy burrito joint nine miles from campus. 259 00:08:22,928 --> 00:08:23,962 We come here all the time. 260 00:08:25,598 --> 00:08:26,865 What the hell is a "kimi-conga"? 261 00:08:26,899 --> 00:08:28,767 Of course, no school tour is complete 262 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:30,751 without a stop at the dorm facilities room. 263 00:08:30,783 --> 00:08:32,203 I push these buttons all the time. 264 00:08:32,238 --> 00:08:34,937 Beep, boop, beep, boop. 265 00:08:34,962 --> 00:08:37,642 And the final stop of our Parents Thursday tour, 266 00:08:37,676 --> 00:08:39,711 the majestic parking lot. 267 00:08:39,745 --> 00:08:40,945 All right, see you at Thanksgiving. 268 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:42,614 Oh. Okay. 269 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:46,184 Success! Erica and Barry had pulled it off. 270 00:08:46,218 --> 00:08:47,252 Or not. 271 00:08:47,286 --> 00:08:49,587 Parents [bleep] Thursday? Really? 272 00:08:49,622 --> 00:08:50,755 - She knows. - You know? 273 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:52,090 Of course I know. 274 00:08:52,124 --> 00:08:53,491 Erica made me do it! 275 00:08:53,526 --> 00:08:55,246 She's the mastermind. 276 00:08:55,271 --> 00:08:57,490 Barry good. Erica bad. 277 00:08:57,552 --> 00:08:59,771 Mom, look, it's not a big deal. 278 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,774 I just don't really want you here. You get it. 279 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:06,110 I guess I do. 280 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,212 I accept it. 281 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,948 What? But you never just accept it. 282 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,449 Good evening, gentle daughter. 283 00:09:11,483 --> 00:09:13,451 No, don't be cordial. 284 00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:15,820 What's your next move, lady? I need to know! 285 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:18,790 Oh, no, this is terrible! She has my burrito in her car! 286 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:20,491 Erica knew something was up with my mom. 287 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:24,362 Meanwhile, Romeo's big kiss with Juliet was about to go down. 288 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:27,799 Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake. 289 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,835 Then move not, while my prayer's effect... 290 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,170 I take. 291 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:36,341 My kiss with Asha got a little hot and heavy. 292 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:37,842 Okay, a lot. 293 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,611 And I wasn't the only one who felt that way. 294 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:40,678 Damn! 295 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,313 Okay! All right! All right! No more! 296 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:43,514 That's enough. That's enough. 297 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:45,483 Adam, I knew you were the right choice, 298 00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:48,052 because that was sensuous. 299 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,153 Thanks, I think. 300 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:50,622 We're children, so it's a little weird. 301 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:52,857 It was spicy, like a Cuban night. 302 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,025 That's not much better. 303 00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:56,227 I mean, it's like I just came out of a Turkish sauna! 304 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,396 Uh, would you mind if we took that from the top? 305 00:09:58,430 --> 00:09:59,898 I'd love another shot. 306 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,633 Or we could just move on, maybe. 307 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,001 That's a good idea, Lady Montague. 308 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:04,502 Let's take ten and regroup. 309 00:10:04,536 --> 00:10:07,205 I need to air out my directing scarf. Whoo! 310 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:09,941 Dude, this is better than you could have ever imagined. 311 00:10:09,975 --> 00:10:11,509 All the kissing's making Dana crazy, 312 00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:13,278 and Asha's clearly into you now, too. 313 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,580 - You think Asha's into me? - Have you seen her notebook? 314 00:10:15,614 --> 00:10:17,916 - It's got "AG" written all over it. - I'm "AG." 315 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,417 I only signed up for this play 316 00:10:19,451 --> 00:10:21,452 to stop Dana from kissing that handsome douche, 317 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,354 and now I'm the handsome douche. 318 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,823 You're gonna be a theater department legend, 319 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:26,925 right up there with that guy 320 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,526 who freed all the cats during Cats, 321 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,994 and then they couldn't catch all the cats, 322 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:31,362 so now we can't do Cats anymore. 323 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,698 Take that, Vic and Dad. I am a threat. 324 00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:36,801 Hey, Susie. I just popped by to pick up Asha. 325 00:10:36,835 --> 00:10:38,269 How's the play going? 326 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,105 Well, let's just say that Romeo and Juliet 327 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,942 are taking advantage of their very palpable chemistry. 328 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,311 - Palpable? - I know. Seems unlikely. 329 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,112 Asha and Goldberg's kid? 330 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,847 Let's just say when I closed my eyes and opened them, 331 00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:52,617 I was in Verona, and true love was in the air. 332 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:53,751 Nuh-uh! 333 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:58,939 Asha's involvement in this burlesque show is a big no! 334 00:11:00,471 --> 00:11:01,611 Oh, boy. 335 00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:04,801 After finding out about our hot and heavy rehearsal, 336 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,926 Vic was living out his own tragedy. 337 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:10,676 So, it's been brought to my attention that Ms. Cinoman 338 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:15,552 has decided to put on an R-rated version of Romeo and Juliet. 339 00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:16,984 It's just a kiss. 340 00:11:17,019 --> 00:11:18,586 That is not how you described it. 341 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:21,989 The heat around them made the air buckle. 342 00:11:22,024 --> 00:11:24,258 See? Teenage air-buckling and whatnot. 343 00:11:24,293 --> 00:11:25,359 Whatnot! 344 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:26,694 Excuse me. Why am I here? 345 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,864 Because your child is a wolf in sheep's clothing. 346 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,499 Cinoman confirmed. 347 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:33,901 - Turbulent blood did fill my heart. - Damn it, Mur. 348 00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:36,170 You agreed your son wasn't a threat. 349 00:11:36,204 --> 00:11:40,841 We even shared a chuckle about how wildly unmasculine he is. 350 00:11:40,876 --> 00:11:43,256 Well, maybe the problem isn't my son. 351 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,312 It's your daughter. 352 00:11:44,346 --> 00:11:46,480 Asha was attacked by that four-eyed dorkus. 353 00:11:46,515 --> 00:11:48,215 Whoa! "Dorkus"? 354 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,483 Oh, you heard me. 355 00:11:49,518 --> 00:11:51,586 The kid is a doof. 356 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,487 I should really jump in here, 357 00:11:53,522 --> 00:11:55,389 or just see where this is going. 358 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,793 I forbid your son from stage-Frenching my daughter! 359 00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:02,597 I forbid your daughter from stage-Frenching my son! 360 00:12:02,631 --> 00:12:05,633 Is anyone else picking up on the irony of this situation? 361 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,669 Rival families torn apart by their children's love. 362 00:12:08,704 --> 00:12:10,771 Just say the words, Susan. 363 00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:12,840 This is Romeo and Juliet. 364 00:12:12,874 --> 00:12:15,376 - Nobody's ever heard of that show. - What are you even talking about? 365 00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:18,245 I demand you cancel the play, Principal Bald. 366 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,614 It's Ball. 367 00:12:19,648 --> 00:12:20,982 And I would if I could, 368 00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:24,085 but the community-service kids are already painting sets. 369 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:27,488 Then I demand you remove all the romance kissing 370 00:12:27,522 --> 00:12:29,056 and... and... and randy language. 371 00:12:29,091 --> 00:12:30,324 I could do that. 372 00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:32,727 Earl! You can't rewrite Shakespeare! 373 00:12:32,761 --> 00:12:35,696 One would think, but look at me go. 374 00:12:35,731 --> 00:12:37,031 Bye-bye, that bit. 375 00:12:37,065 --> 00:12:38,899 Please. Now they're just star-crossed pals? 376 00:12:38,934 --> 00:12:42,803 Let's play it safe and make 'em star-crossed business colleagues. 377 00:12:42,838 --> 00:12:45,406 And so it would be a romance-free Romeo and Juliet. 378 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,942 Meanwhile, my sister knew my mom wouldn't let her free 379 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,477 on Parents Weekend that easily. 380 00:12:49,511 --> 00:12:51,946 Okay, if I make this, I live forever 381 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,515 and Dian Parkinson from The Price is Right 382 00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:55,783 becomes my live-in girlfriend. 383 00:12:56,752 --> 00:12:58,019 Aw! Doesn't count! 384 00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,253 Will you shut up? 385 00:12:59,287 --> 00:13:00,588 Okay, shouldn't you be celebrating? 386 00:13:00,622 --> 00:13:02,156 You don't have to spend the weekend with Mom. 387 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:05,292 No! You think that she's just gonna let Parents Thursday go? 388 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,094 She's coming for me. She's coming hard. 389 00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:08,763 It's your mama! 390 00:13:08,797 --> 00:13:10,031 Lady Vengeance has come. 391 00:13:10,065 --> 00:13:11,666 Oh, no. Your dread was justified. 392 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,868 Happy Parents Weekend. 393 00:13:13,902 --> 00:13:15,302 Erica said you were upset, 394 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,705 but your wrapped gifts and cheery tone say otherwise. 395 00:13:17,739 --> 00:13:19,507 Not buying it. What's your game, Mom? 396 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:22,376 I am a mom, strange girl, just not yours. 397 00:13:22,411 --> 00:13:24,445 She's pretending to not be your mom to get back at you. 398 00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:26,180 - Yeah, thanks, Geoff. Good add. - Uh-huh. 399 00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:28,315 I'm just here to celebrate Parents Weekend 400 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:31,352 with my one child who attends this university. 401 00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:33,988 She's wearing a sweater that's so sparkly and vindictive. 402 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,123 Why are you just saying the things we can all see? 403 00:13:36,158 --> 00:13:38,859 And you should know that I'm not done by a long shot. 404 00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:41,929 Whatever. Your lame attempt to divide us won't work. 405 00:13:41,963 --> 00:13:44,331 The sibling bond is stronger than any... 406 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,633 What the hell, dude? 407 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,035 Sorry, strange girl, but material goods 408 00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:50,004 and homemade treats have won me over. 409 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,338 These have peanut butter! 410 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,589 And butterscotch. 411 00:13:52,636 --> 00:13:55,081 Who's ready to be spoiled by Mama? 412 00:13:55,128 --> 00:13:56,510 Me. 413 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,546 Just know, no matter how hard you try, 414 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,347 you will never make me jealous. 415 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,816 And try my mom did. 416 00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:04,885 Look! Mom foolishly got me a bank account. 417 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,987 Mom got me more fancy horse shirts 418 00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:08,355 than one boy could ever need. 419 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,524 Mom got me a semester's worth of frozen pizza. 420 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,259 And the gifts only got bigger from there. 421 00:14:12,294 --> 00:14:14,395 Oh, Parents Weekend is the best. 422 00:14:14,429 --> 00:14:15,830 I got a pinball machine 423 00:14:15,864 --> 00:14:17,832 that makes it nearly impossible to open my closet. 424 00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:20,201 Your feeble attempt to make me feel bad 425 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,936 is sad and will bankrupt your husband. 426 00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:23,204 Do you hear something, Barry, 427 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,239 something squeaky and unappreciative? 428 00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:26,841 That was Erica. She's there. 429 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,209 And you know what else? 430 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,111 I'm hanging out with my new friend Ren, 431 00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:32,480 who has cool, not-crazy parents. 432 00:14:32,514 --> 00:14:34,048 Stupid family-sized fridge. 433 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,650 Okay, people, please refer to the changes 434 00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:41,055 in Romeo and Juliet: A Tale of Platonic Office Associates. 435 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,256 But soft! 436 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:44,625 What light through yonder window breaks? 437 00:14:44,659 --> 00:14:48,529 It is the east, and my... pal from accounting is the sun. 438 00:14:48,563 --> 00:14:52,566 Parting with my bud over in H.R. is such sweet sorrow, 439 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:56,348 that I shall say good night till it be morrow... bud. 440 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,408 What do they even do at this office? 441 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,710 General business. 442 00:15:02,744 --> 00:15:04,512 Now, stop asking questions 443 00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:06,881 and start stealing Tybalt's yogurt from the break room. 444 00:15:06,915 --> 00:15:08,382 I'm too handsome for this. 445 00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:09,517 - I'm out. - No! 446 00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:11,786 We can't lose our Mercutio, the mid-level executive! 447 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,415 Yeah, I quit, too. 448 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,907 My showmance was slipping away. 449 00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,056 I had to do something. 450 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,591 Asha, wait. 451 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,927 I'm really sorry about how our dads ruined Shakespeare. 452 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,595 Yeah, they're the worst. 453 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,798 - But I still think you should do it. - What's the point? 454 00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,466 Well, even though they cut our kiss, 455 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,601 we can still share... 456 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:28,702 Whatever this is. 457 00:15:28,737 --> 00:15:29,758 This? 458 00:15:30,338 --> 00:15:31,405 Our chemistry. 459 00:15:31,439 --> 00:15:34,074 Wait. Wait. Wait. Do you think I'm into you? 460 00:15:34,109 --> 00:15:35,576 - You're not? - No. 461 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:37,478 But you wrote "AG" all over your notebook. 462 00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:39,213 Andrew Gallery? 463 00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:42,283 Huh. I guess I'm not the only person with my initials. 464 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,518 I'm so sorry, Adam. 465 00:15:44,553 --> 00:15:46,187 And then it got even worse. 466 00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,622 Hey! Guess who's your new Juliet. 467 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,224 Oh, cool. 468 00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:53,427 Oh, I thought you'd be more excited. 469 00:15:53,461 --> 00:15:55,296 I'm sorry. I'm just... Forget it. 470 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,897 It's about someone else. 471 00:15:56,932 --> 00:15:59,967 Yeah. I'm getting that feeling. 472 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,303 While both of my showmances quickly fell apart, 473 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:05,172 my mom was still determined to break Erica on Parents Weekend. 474 00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:07,975 Excuse me, random coeds. Are these seats taken? 475 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,211 Oh, God. Yes. They're very much taken. 476 00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:12,413 I'm sorry. My... My parents are coming. 477 00:16:12,447 --> 00:16:14,715 Oh, that's fine. We'll just sit here until they arrive. 478 00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:16,116 Barry, over here. 479 00:16:16,151 --> 00:16:17,484 Wait. Isn't that your brother? 480 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,620 Is it? No, I think I would know. 481 00:16:19,654 --> 00:16:21,088 I told Mom where you were. 482 00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:22,857 She bought me a snowmobile. 483 00:16:22,891 --> 00:16:25,492 I'm sorry. I am so confused. 484 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,194 It's a vehicle you drive on snow. 485 00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:28,796 It's right there in the name. 486 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,464 Uh, no. This is your mom? 487 00:16:30,498 --> 00:16:32,499 I-I thought you were lost at sea. 488 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,735 I'm lost at sea? 489 00:16:34,769 --> 00:16:36,570 Yes, because it's better than the truth... 490 00:16:36,605 --> 00:16:39,373 That you're a crazy person intent on ruining my life. 491 00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:41,842 Wow. You'd rather have my lifeless body 492 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:42,977 bobbing in the ocean 493 00:16:43,011 --> 00:16:45,779 than spend one lousy day with me at your college? 494 00:16:45,814 --> 00:16:47,214 Let's go, Barry. 495 00:16:48,516 --> 00:16:51,185 Mom, is my burrito still in your car? 496 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,353 I'm sorry about that. 497 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:55,456 My mom is just always on top of me. 498 00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:58,592 With the visits and constant attention, it's too much. 499 00:16:58,627 --> 00:17:01,462 Well, my parents aren't even here. 500 00:17:01,496 --> 00:17:03,831 At least you get along, and, you know, they're cool. 501 00:17:03,865 --> 00:17:07,201 So cool they forgot to even show up. 502 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,535 Wait. They're not coming? 503 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,137 This happens all the time 504 00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:13,707 'cause funny thing is that they don't care. 505 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,675 But clearly your mom does. 506 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,746 I don't think you know how good you have it. 507 00:17:25,865 --> 00:17:27,709 After being driven away by Erica, 508 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,577 my mom was wrapping up the worst Parents Weekend ever. 509 00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:32,364 Pinball! Pinball! Pinball! 510 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,899 Pinball! Pinball! Yes! 511 00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:36,368 Barry! It's a lot. 512 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,941 I know. I almost broke my high score from this morning. 513 00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:41,940 Oh, don't worry. I'm just leaving. 514 00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:45,169 - Mom, stay. - Pinball! Pinball! Yes! 515 00:17:45,211 --> 00:17:48,147 I never should've made up Parents Thursday. 516 00:17:48,181 --> 00:17:51,183 Not to mention the whole "lost at sea" thing. 517 00:17:51,217 --> 00:17:52,985 That was a nice touch. 518 00:17:53,019 --> 00:17:55,654 Look, it took me a long time to make my first college friend, 519 00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:57,358 and I was worried you'd scare her off. 520 00:17:58,224 --> 00:17:59,491 Scare her off? 521 00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:01,978 You can be... overwhelming. 522 00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:03,362 Pinball! Pinball! Pinball! Yes! 523 00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:05,898 - Damn it, Barry. - I'm taking the pinball away. 524 00:18:05,932 --> 00:18:08,634 I know, but you not wanting me in your life 525 00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:11,003 is the worst pain a mama can have. 526 00:18:11,037 --> 00:18:12,972 I'm sorry. 527 00:18:13,006 --> 00:18:16,208 And the truth is, I love how much you care, 528 00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:18,410 even if sometimes it's a lot. 529 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:19,478 Really? 530 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,313 More than you know. 531 00:18:22,582 --> 00:18:25,084 So, Parents Weekend isn't over. 532 00:18:25,118 --> 00:18:27,886 Maybe you want to grab dinner with me and my new friend Ren? 533 00:18:28,655 --> 00:18:30,522 That would be perfect. 534 00:18:32,225 --> 00:18:33,525 It's easy to be scared 535 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,694 of pushing someone new in your life away. 536 00:18:35,719 --> 00:18:38,264 But then you remember the people closest to you 537 00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:39,505 will always back you up. 538 00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:42,901 Hey, uh, shouldn't you be putting on the tights or whatever? 539 00:18:42,936 --> 00:18:44,670 I'm not doing the dumb play. 540 00:18:44,704 --> 00:18:47,306 - Why not? - Asha was just using me. 541 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:49,775 Then I screwed up with Dana. Now I got nothing. 542 00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:55,114 You know, I read this thing. 543 00:18:55,148 --> 00:18:57,216 You read Romeo and Juliet? 544 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,785 There's only one difference between you and Romeo. 545 00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:01,720 He had his heart set on one girl. 546 00:19:01,755 --> 00:19:04,023 I guess I did get a little carried away. 547 00:19:04,057 --> 00:19:06,425 Yeah. Young love is difficult. 548 00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:07,726 Totally. 549 00:19:07,761 --> 00:19:10,095 If you stay patient, you'll meet your Juliet. 550 00:19:12,065 --> 00:19:13,032 Thanks, Dad. 551 00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:15,734 Also, I talked to Principal Ball. 552 00:19:15,769 --> 00:19:18,237 He's gonna let the play go back to the original Shakespeare. 553 00:19:18,271 --> 00:19:19,972 You did that? Why? 554 00:19:20,006 --> 00:19:23,308 Because my son is starring as Romeo, 555 00:19:23,343 --> 00:19:25,444 and I wouldn't miss that for anything. 556 00:19:27,414 --> 00:19:29,131 That night, my dad convinced me 557 00:19:29,155 --> 00:19:30,325 I could be a leading man. 558 00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:33,118 I just had to remember why I did this in the first place. 559 00:19:33,153 --> 00:19:34,453 Hey. 560 00:19:34,487 --> 00:19:35,854 Hey. 561 00:19:37,357 --> 00:19:38,991 Look, I'm sorry. 562 00:19:39,025 --> 00:19:41,393 I didn't mean to make you feel like some runner-up. 563 00:19:41,428 --> 00:19:43,128 Whatever. I get it. 564 00:19:43,163 --> 00:19:45,164 The truth is, I only tried out for the play 565 00:19:45,198 --> 00:19:46,832 so you wouldn't end up with Andrew Gallery. 566 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,567 Really? 567 00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:50,135 It's stupid, I know. 568 00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:52,204 No, it's sweet. 569 00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:53,505 And if we're being honest, 570 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,508 seeing you kiss Asha made me extra bummed I wasn't Juliet. 571 00:19:57,744 --> 00:19:59,411 All right, places! Places, everyone! Come on! 572 00:19:59,446 --> 00:20:02,181 Oh, crap! We're not in business casual? 573 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,773 Guess I'll see you out there. 574 00:20:05,845 --> 00:20:07,358 - Break a leg. - You too. 575 00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:09,740 Life has a funny way of bringing familiar faces 576 00:20:09,765 --> 00:20:12,319 back into our lives right when we need it most. 577 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,951 And then there's those new faces 578 00:20:13,976 --> 00:20:15,709 who can help make our lives complete. 579 00:20:17,058 --> 00:20:19,726 I'd waited three long years to kiss Dana again. 580 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:22,622 If we were meant to be, this moment would say it all. 581 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,414 And I didn't feel anything. 582 00:20:27,479 --> 00:20:28,579 Oof. 583 00:20:28,621 --> 00:20:30,180 That's a swing and a miss. 584 00:20:30,205 --> 00:20:31,555 Shakespeare was right. 585 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,353 Young love is totally complicated. 586 00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:37,431 And I was a long way from figuring it out. 587 00:20:44,836 --> 00:20:46,967 _ 588 00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:49,131 Then I defy you, stars! 589 00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:51,347 Thus with a kiss... 590 00:20:56,477 --> 00:20:58,563 - Gah! - I'm here to apologize 591 00:20:58,626 --> 00:21:01,047 I may have said some untoward things about you. 592 00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:04,496 Being a goober, a spaz, a weenie, a total buttweed. 593 00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:05,910 Yeah. I don't need a whole recap. 594 00:21:05,944 --> 00:21:08,713 I also said that your flimsy, unformed child body 595 00:21:08,747 --> 00:21:11,382 was not only shapeless, but weak and gross. 596 00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:12,550 I kinda have to get to class. 597 00:21:12,584 --> 00:21:15,553 Additionally, I spoke of your manly prowess as a joke. 598 00:21:15,587 --> 00:21:16,954 You know who you should really meet? 599 00:21:16,988 --> 00:21:18,255 Asha! Andrew! 600 00:21:19,691 --> 00:21:22,105 Well, who in the hell is this smiling simpleton? 601 00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:23,831 Okay, then. You three have fun. 602 00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:29,963 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com