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Back in the 80's, my mom
was obsessed with my birthday.
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She always went over the top.
And over that top.
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So as I approached adulthood,
I was hoping
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for the biggest present of them all.
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Get excited, Schmoopaloo.
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Your gift is right
behind that garage door.
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Ooh! I need to know...
Does it have wheels?
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- Maybe.
- And can it take me all over town?
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- Maybe.
- And when I pull up to school,
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will the ladies lower
their sunglasses and say,
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with surprise, "Adam Goldberg?"
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Definitely!
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Ta-da!
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A freakin' bike?
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Where's my GMC Sierra Grande,
as featured in The Fall Guy?
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This is way better than a car.
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Fat chance.
But then I laid eyes on my mom's
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most over-the-top gift ever...
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An exact replica of the bike
from Pee-wee's Big Adventure!
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- You didn't.
- I did.
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I'm officially the greatest
mama in the world!
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She really was.
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Growing up, I was obsessed
with Pee-wee Herman
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and his wacky movie misadventures
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tracking down his beloved beach cruiser.
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Exhibit A!
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A photograph of the victims.
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My bike and me.
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Yep, I could finally
be zany like Pee-wee!
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And I owed it all to my mom!
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And there's more.
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Oh! Pee-wee's finely tailored suit!
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Oh!
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Wagh!
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Agh!
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Neat bike, Adam!
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Thanks, Mrs. K!
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Neat lawn!
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Whoa! Is that Pee-wee's bike?
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Sure is, Dave Kim!
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Are you rolling your harp home?
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I am! Your thing is way better!
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Sweet ride, Goldnerd. Can I have it?
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Not a chance!
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Respect. You know what?
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Sometimes you're pretty cool.
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Yay!
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Oh! How was she?
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I know I say this a lot,
but honestly, this is
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the first time I mean it...
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- I love you.
- I'll take it.
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Now scoot your booty up and
take your mama for a spin!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was March 25th, 1980 something,
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and Erica had been taking
college seriously all year.
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With the exception of the
campus parking regulations.
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- Are these all parking tickets?
- Yeah, they are.
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That's why they're in
the parking ticket drawer.
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You've gotten a ticket in every
illegal zone there is...
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Red, yellow, blue. What's green?
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That's for parking on grass.
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But what was I supposed to do?
There was no red curb.
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You can't park in either!
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My betrothed is a scofflaw!
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Calm down, Jane Austen.
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Campus parking tickets don't count.
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Turns out, they did.
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Oh, no! Your car has a boot on it!
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I can see that, Geoff!
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$300 to get a boot off?
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- That can't be right.
- It is.
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Your flagrant disregard
for vehicular statutes
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has rightly caught up to you.
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Whose side are you on?
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Is it wrong to say justice?
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What the hell am I looking at?
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Why is there a metal thingy on our car?
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It's a bummer for you, dude.
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You got a bunch of parking tickets
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and have to pay a steep fine
to get the boot off.
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It's quite a lesson. But keep me posted.
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Damn it! The details are foggy,
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but it tracks with my careless nature.
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Do not pawn this off on Barry.
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Erica fought the campus law,
and the campus law won.
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Almost like the song!
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Ugh! The boot people
know what they're doing.
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Just relax. I know how to fix this.
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Daddy, I need a new car.
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I don't know you.
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I'll swear to it in a court of law.
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Fine. But then I need $500
to fix the old one.
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$500? What do you think,
I'm Wink Martindale?
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Is Wink Martindale famously rich?
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That smiling bastard has
crazy Tic-Tac-Dough money.
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Then I guess if we had to cut corners
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and our safety
wasn't important to you...
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- It's not...
- then we could fix it for $300.
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Damn it, fine! What's
wrong with it, anyway?
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Oh, pfft, you know, just the usual
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"I got too many parking tickets and
I got a boot put on, it's no big deal."
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- A boot?
- You heard that?
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You typically don't listen
to a word I say.
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When it comes to money,
I hear everything.
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I am not saving you from that boot.
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You're gonna work it off
here in the store.
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Here? Blech! Nobody
really works here, right?
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You do. Starting now!
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So Erica had no
choice but to take the job.
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And turns out,
she was kind of a natural.
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The customers liked her and liked
buying from her even more.
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She sold recliners, sofa beds,
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really anywhere you could put your butt.
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Yep, she racked up the sales.
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She even sold stuff
no one knew the name of.
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What in the world is a davenport?
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Oh, that's just a fancy
name for a couch.
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But now we can charge double.
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My little peanut is a selling machine.
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What's your secret?
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Oh, I'm using a tried and true
sales technique...
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Being helpful.
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Hoo hoo! Who would've thunk?
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Hey, this is for you. You've earned it.
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Nine dollars?
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Three dollars an hour for three hours.
Nine dollars.
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But it'll take me forever
to get that boot off.
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- Also take these.
- Keys?
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Please say they're to a safe
with more money in it.
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No, they're for the store.
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You did good work today.
I'm proud of you.
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Huh. Keys. I've never gotten keys.
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When your family's on vacation,
we just stay closed.
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Way to go, Erica!
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While my dad was teaching
Erica the value of a dollar,
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I was starting to realize
the real value of my bike.
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Look at this!
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Someone loves his new bike,
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and he loves the person
that gave it to him even more.
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That's your takeaway from the boy
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rubbing the thing up with a shammy?
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Oh, this is no shammy.
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This is a microfiber cleaning cloth.
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It restores a bike's natural luster
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without causing what we in the
paint game call "impact crackle."
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- What are you talking about?
- I think he's cleaning it.
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Well, now that it's all sparkly,
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why don't take it back out,
jump some puddles?
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Puddles? No, no, no, no, no.
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It was a huge mistake
to ride it. Never again.
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Never again?
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But I saw your face,
you've never looked happier.
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But I wasn't considering
the harmful elements.
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We're talking fire, water, earth.
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Not to mention the
deadliest of all... Air.
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You're worried about air?
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Dust, smoke, dirt, soot, unknown
particulates, pollen...
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That one's had a target
on my back for a while.
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But it's fun.
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Careful!
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The glands in your fingers
secrete harmful oils!
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Adam, it's a bike.
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I think you're being
a tad overprotective.
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The hell's that?
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It looks like a see-through box.
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Good eye. It's a protective Lucite case.
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Ideally, I'd have it in what
the CDC calls a "clean room."
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But this'll have to do until those
paper pushers call me back.
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But you have to ride it.
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And plus, it clogs up the whole room.
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It doesn't leave a lot
of space for dancing,
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but at least I know she's safe.
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Safe from what?
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I bought it for you to play with,
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like all your other toys.
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But I am treating it
like all my other toys.
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Behold!
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Look at that. All his Starboys and
GI Jims are in little prisons.
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You know it! I'm off.
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No one touch the thermostat.
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The best protection against
temperature is vigilance.
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When did he start boxing up his toys
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like it's the world's saddest museum?
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I guess he likes looking at 'em now
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more than playing with them.
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But he's my schmoo. He loves to play.
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Bevy, no one stays a kid forever.
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That's it!
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I'll make him stay a kid forever!
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I'm not gonna stop you.
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I've learned to conserve my energy.
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I'm not just gonna give
him Pee-wee's bike.
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I'm gonna give him
the whole damn adventure!
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The rantings of a lunatic.
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But have a ball.
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Again, I'm tired.
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And so, in an effort
to keep my childlike wonder alive,
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my mom pulled a move straight
out of the Pee-wee playbook.
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Somebody stole my bike!
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Oh, no! Who would commit
such a heinous act?
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Best guess, a crazy person.
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We can't just sit here!
We gotta get it back!
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Yes, we do. Well, sounds like
we're in for an adventure.
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A big adventure.
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A Pee-wee's big adventure.
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That's a weird way to put it, but sure!
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I'll go draw up a list of suspects.
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Know what's suspect?
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Your parenting style.
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What mother steals her son's bike?
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A mother who wants her boy to
relive the magic of the movie.
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Once he experiences that joy,
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he'll be certain
to jump on that bike again.
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I-I'm just gonna sit here.
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While my mom was
tricking me into being a kid again,
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living without a car was proving
to be tricky for Barry.
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I can't ride the bus anymore.
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Do you know what kinda
people are on there?
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A delightful cross section
of our great city?
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It's a rolling caravan of monsters!
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Oh, that's not entirely fair, man.
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What's not fair is having
someone cough soup on you.
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So you're making friends. Good for you.
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Don't! Okay? You got our car booted,
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and now I have to sit next to a lady
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with an animal in her lap
I don't even recognize.
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It has the qualities of a
squirrel but the face of baby.
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- That can't be real.
- You want to know what's real?
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A man with a unibrow didn't break eye
contact with me for over an hour.
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"Why are you smiling, sir?
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"And where are you going
with all that fish?"
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We get it, you're not a bus guy.
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But there's nothing I can do about
it at three dollars an hour.
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I would kill for three dollars an hour!
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You know I bust my ass
making latte foam art?
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And then the coffee shop
owner Ryan comes in
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rocking a new pair of
British Knights every week.
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British Knights? The sporty
footwear of medieval royals?
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We should rob this Ryan guy.
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Or we could open our own coffee shop.
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Yes. We'll destroy Ryan that way.
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Great. All we need now are two things...
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Coffee and a shop.
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Well, we've got the Ottoman Empire.
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Yeah, right, dummy.
Like Dad would ever let us.
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He'll never know. It'll be
an after-hours coffee shop.
251
00:08:26,015 --> 00:08:28,483
Oh, no! My lighthearted attempt
to be part of the conversation
252
00:08:28,517 --> 00:08:30,084
is fueling Barry's darkest instincts!
253
00:08:30,119 --> 00:08:32,420
Yeah, it is! We'll have
everything we need...
254
00:08:32,454 --> 00:08:35,590
Couches, a coffee machine in
the break room, and the keys.
255
00:08:35,624 --> 00:08:36,817
No way. Too risky.
256
00:08:36,842 --> 00:08:40,595
But it's the quickest way to get
the boot off and me off the bus.
257
00:08:40,629 --> 00:08:42,163
People shave on there.
258
00:08:42,197 --> 00:08:43,431
And not just their faces.
259
00:08:43,465 --> 00:08:45,934
I'm kinda liking this coffee shop idea.
260
00:08:45,968 --> 00:08:47,201
All right, fine.
261
00:08:47,269 --> 00:08:48,836
But we have to be super careful about it
262
00:08:48,871 --> 00:08:50,173
and cover everything in plastic and...
263
00:08:50,236 --> 00:08:51,472
Then it's decided!
264
00:08:51,507 --> 00:08:53,107
The Ottoman Empire will become...
265
00:08:53,142 --> 00:08:54,509
The Empire Lounge!
266
00:08:54,543 --> 00:08:56,277
Wow. Where did all
these people come from?
267
00:08:56,312 --> 00:08:58,646
Who cares? We're making
money hand over fist.
268
00:08:58,681 --> 00:09:00,181
- Pla-ding!
- Pla-ding?
269
00:09:00,215 --> 00:09:01,482
Yeah, it's the cash register sound.
270
00:09:01,517 --> 00:09:03,017
I think you mean cha-ching.
271
00:09:03,052 --> 00:09:04,152
It's a good thing you got your looks.
272
00:09:04,186 --> 00:09:05,820
Anyway... Pla-ding!
273
00:09:05,854 --> 00:09:08,122
- $14?
- This is just fanning money.
274
00:09:08,157 --> 00:09:09,223
Here's the rest.
275
00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,625
Holy crap! Pla-ding!
276
00:09:10,659 --> 00:09:11,893
Think of what we can do with this!
277
00:09:11,961 --> 00:09:13,461
Yeah, like get the boot off the car.
278
00:09:13,495 --> 00:09:16,130
Think bigger. We can get
two boots off the car.
279
00:09:16,165 --> 00:09:18,032
As Erica had solved her car issues,
280
00:09:18,067 --> 00:09:20,468
I was about to solve a case of my own.
281
00:09:20,502 --> 00:09:22,971
Exhibit A... A photograph
of the victims.
282
00:09:23,005 --> 00:09:24,973
My bike and me.
283
00:09:25,007 --> 00:09:26,808
Exhibit B... Another photograph.
284
00:09:26,842 --> 00:09:28,042
What's wrong here?
285
00:09:28,077 --> 00:09:29,677
I'm not at home, making
dinner for my family?
286
00:09:29,712 --> 00:09:30,912
Aha!
287
00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:33,247
The first one to speak always did it.
288
00:09:33,315 --> 00:09:35,383
Did what? I just came over
because Bev told me
289
00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:36,884
she was returning my standing mixer.
290
00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:39,053
Ginzy, please. That thing is long gone.
291
00:09:39,088 --> 00:09:41,089
Is there something you'd like to share
292
00:09:41,156 --> 00:09:42,557
with the rest of us, Emmy Mirsky?
293
00:09:42,591 --> 00:09:44,025
I was wondering what we're doing here.
294
00:09:44,059 --> 00:09:46,694
My bike was stolen!
And one of you did it!
295
00:09:46,729 --> 00:09:49,030
Yes! This is going
better than I could've ever imagined.
296
00:09:49,064 --> 00:09:50,999
Let's review the facts.
297
00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:53,201
The thief had to have access to my room
298
00:09:53,235 --> 00:09:54,936
and know all my movements.
299
00:09:55,004 --> 00:09:56,671
And they had the key to the master lock
300
00:09:56,705 --> 00:09:59,007
that only me and my mom possess.
301
00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:00,408
Just going out on a limb here,
302
00:10:00,442 --> 00:10:02,043
but Beverly definitely took your bike.
303
00:10:02,077 --> 00:10:03,578
- That makes sense.
- Yeah, I thought that
304
00:10:03,612 --> 00:10:05,179
before I even knew what this was about.
305
00:10:05,214 --> 00:10:07,048
Mama! Did you take my bike?
306
00:10:07,082 --> 00:10:08,116
It was Dave Kim!
307
00:10:08,183 --> 00:10:09,204
No, it wasn't!
308
00:10:09,267 --> 00:10:12,086
I saw it. He slipped in through the
chimney like a turtlenecked Santa.
309
00:10:12,121 --> 00:10:14,722
Enough. She did it, Adam!
310
00:10:14,757 --> 00:10:18,860
For some reason, she wanted to
give you Pee-pee's big excursion.
311
00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:21,482
Fine! It was me! But wasn't this fun?
312
00:10:21,507 --> 00:10:22,604
- No.
- Balls!
313
00:10:22,629 --> 00:10:23,912
I should have known!
314
00:10:23,936 --> 00:10:25,490
Take me to my bike now, woman!
315
00:10:25,534 --> 00:10:27,902
Well, it was right here,
and now it's not.
316
00:10:27,936 --> 00:10:29,537
Someone actually stole it?
317
00:10:29,571 --> 00:10:31,139
Who would do such a thing?
318
00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:33,158
And yes, I see what I did there!
319
00:10:33,665 --> 00:10:35,040
Open to keep me a kid at hear,
320
00:10:35,118 --> 00:10:37,165
my mom had taken
my most prized possession,
321
00:10:37,189 --> 00:10:38,485
my Pee-wee bike.
322
00:10:38,532 --> 00:10:40,126
But then someone stole it for real.
323
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,600
Schmoopy, I know you're
upset, but I actually think
324
00:10:42,639 --> 00:10:44,674
this is a fun wrinkle to our adventure.
325
00:10:44,735 --> 00:10:45,944
Fun wrinkle?
326
00:10:46,006 --> 00:10:48,971
This isn't something you can
slather your Oil of Olay on!
327
00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:51,099
Our most valuable asset
is out in the world!
328
00:10:51,141 --> 00:10:53,591
And that's why we're in the park...
To get it back.
329
00:10:53,646 --> 00:10:57,646
Surely, the filthy BMX community
will champion your cause.
330
00:10:57,681 --> 00:10:59,216
Locals only.
331
00:10:59,255 --> 00:11:01,755
Johnny Atkins? It's me. Adam Goldberg.
332
00:11:01,818 --> 00:11:03,519
I have pretty severe face blindness.
333
00:11:03,587 --> 00:11:05,521
I have to stitch together
noises and shapes and...
334
00:11:05,589 --> 00:11:07,156
Hey, your hot mom.
335
00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,692
Hello, Jonathan.
Have you seen this bike?
336
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,093
- Looks familiar.
- It does?
337
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,429
You know something,
don't you? Where is it?
338
00:11:13,463 --> 00:11:15,798
Yeah, I'm inclined to help you
find your Pee-wee bike,
339
00:11:15,832 --> 00:11:18,079
- but I'm gonna need a favor first.
- Name it.
340
00:11:18,104 --> 00:11:19,769
You gotta do the Tequila dance
from the movie.
341
00:11:19,803 --> 00:11:21,771
- What? No way.
- Way.
342
00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:23,773
And I'm gonna need your
foxy mama to do it, too.
343
00:11:23,807 --> 00:11:25,374
Oh, no! We are not dancing for you!
344
00:11:25,442 --> 00:11:26,976
Come on. It'll be fun, sweetie.
345
00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:29,979
And hey, look! I'm already
on the picnic table.
346
00:11:30,013 --> 00:11:31,514
Cheggit. Your mom's on board.
347
00:11:31,548 --> 00:11:34,183
Better get up there, too, or no bikey.
348
00:11:59,976 --> 00:12:01,310
♪ Tequila! ♪
349
00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:03,913
That was so much fun!
350
00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:05,915
Do you have When a Man Loves a Woman?
351
00:12:05,982 --> 00:12:08,717
No more mother-son dancing.
Tell me where my bike is.
352
00:12:08,752 --> 00:12:10,552
Lemme think about it. I swiped it.
353
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,987
You? Why?
354
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:15,324
I really liked it, I didn't
have it, and so I took it.
355
00:12:15,358 --> 00:12:17,426
In hindsight, I'm not sure
I'm the hero in this story.
356
00:12:17,494 --> 00:12:19,829
Grand... theft... bicycle!
357
00:12:19,863 --> 00:12:21,363
I'm calling the cops, man!
358
00:12:21,398 --> 00:12:22,698
No need to involve the cops,
359
00:12:22,732 --> 00:12:24,567
especially since I stole the bike first.
360
00:12:24,601 --> 00:12:25,868
What don't we have in common?
361
00:12:25,902 --> 00:12:27,770
But now just point us
to where the bike is.
362
00:12:27,838 --> 00:12:29,338
I guess it's in that direction.
363
00:12:29,372 --> 00:12:32,408
But way past those trees and
there's, like, a bucolic glen
364
00:12:32,442 --> 00:12:34,410
where the light dances on a pond.
365
00:12:34,435 --> 00:12:36,723
We're not Hansel and Gretel!
Say the place!
366
00:12:36,748 --> 00:12:38,598
St. Vincent's.
I felt guilty I swiped it,
367
00:12:38,622 --> 00:12:40,145
so I unloaded it on the nuns there.
368
00:12:40,183 --> 00:12:41,450
They need it more than me.
369
00:12:41,518 --> 00:12:42,852
Yeah, you know who
needs it more than them?
370
00:12:42,886 --> 00:12:45,087
Me! The guy who owns it!
371
00:12:45,121 --> 00:12:48,624
Look at it this way, boopie,
the adventure continues.
372
00:12:48,692 --> 00:12:51,293
Does it continue? Frickin' yay!
373
00:12:51,361 --> 00:12:52,895
Just get in the car!
374
00:12:52,929 --> 00:12:54,930
As I had a promising lead on my wheels,
375
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:57,466
Barry and Erica finally
got the boot off of theirs.
376
00:12:57,534 --> 00:12:59,635
Sweet relief. We got our car back,
377
00:12:59,703 --> 00:13:01,537
and now I never have to
ride on a bus again.
378
00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:03,405
- What's wrong with the bus?
- Oh, I don't know.
379
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,607
Maybe 'cause I went three stops
380
00:13:04,641 --> 00:13:05,881
as a stranger brushed my hair.
381
00:13:07,609 --> 00:13:10,212
I gotta admit, using the store
worked out pretty well,
382
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,647
and Dad never had a clue.
383
00:13:11,715 --> 00:13:13,249
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where do you think you're going?
384
00:13:13,283 --> 00:13:14,884
The car's mine for the next week
385
00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:16,085
to make up for your boot time.
386
00:13:16,119 --> 00:13:17,820
But I gotta go quit
and give Dad his keys back.
387
00:13:17,888 --> 00:13:20,122
What? You can't quit!
We need those keys!
388
00:13:20,156 --> 00:13:21,957
Our lucrative business
is just taking off.
389
00:13:21,992 --> 00:13:23,993
Barry, the boot's gone. We're done.
390
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,262
Oh, we're just getting started, baby.
391
00:13:26,296 --> 00:13:27,630
- Baby?
- Yeah.
392
00:13:27,664 --> 00:13:29,765
That's the way nightlife
impresarios talk.
393
00:13:29,799 --> 00:13:31,967
They pepper in "babies,"
"muffins," "pretty mamas,"
394
00:13:32,002 --> 00:13:33,769
and my personal favorite... "Jennifer."
395
00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:34,886
What are you talking about?
396
00:13:34,941 --> 00:13:37,640
I'm talking about keeping
the coffee shop open.
397
00:13:37,674 --> 00:13:40,910
But instead, it's the Atlantic
seaboard's hottest nightclub.
398
00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:42,144
Absolutely not.
399
00:13:42,178 --> 00:13:44,179
This is Dad's livelihood
we're talking about.
400
00:13:44,247 --> 00:13:47,016
We made more money than
Dad ever has in one day.
401
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,284
I mean, who doesn't like money?
402
00:13:48,318 --> 00:13:50,519
Ugly, stupid people who can't buy stuff.
403
00:13:50,587 --> 00:13:53,422
But if you do this,
you'll be dripping in...
404
00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:54,857
- Diamonds?
- Better!
405
00:13:54,925 --> 00:13:57,192
Butter. When you're eating
lobster every night.
406
00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:59,361
Gross. I don't want buttery
lobster meat every night.
407
00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:02,831
Then perhaps you'll like the
finest timepieces known to man.
408
00:14:02,866 --> 00:14:04,466
- Swatch.
- I already have two of those.
409
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:05,801
Ah, how would you like 200?
410
00:14:05,835 --> 00:14:07,336
I wouldn't. That's too many.
411
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:09,271
You're absolutely terrible
at selling wealth.
412
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,607
- So we're doing it?
- Fine. But just one more night.
413
00:14:11,641 --> 00:14:13,042
And nothing can happen to Dad's store.
414
00:14:13,109 --> 00:14:14,310
A reluctant "fine."
415
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:16,478
What every business
partner wants to hear.
416
00:14:16,513 --> 00:14:18,514
Thanks again. Come back soon.
417
00:14:18,548 --> 00:14:20,382
There's my Employee of the Week!
418
00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,952
Wow, my 14-year streak is over
419
00:14:22,986 --> 00:14:24,720
'cause your daughter sold a table lamp.
420
00:14:24,788 --> 00:14:26,288
All good things must come to an end.
421
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,723
But what do you say you guys
shake a leg out of here
422
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:29,325
- and I'll do the rest?
- Lovely.
423
00:14:29,359 --> 00:14:32,728
Nothing like having a light
shone on how unessential I am.
424
00:14:32,796 --> 00:14:34,196
Toodle-oo!
425
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:36,398
You're really doing
a number on Vic's noodle.
426
00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:38,567
But I gotta say it's been
great having you here.
427
00:14:38,635 --> 00:14:40,536
- Dad, you don't have to say that.
- I do.
428
00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:41,737
Since you've gone off to college,
429
00:14:41,805 --> 00:14:43,839
we've barely spent any time together.
430
00:14:43,873 --> 00:14:46,041
But I have to say,
it's been a joy seeing
431
00:14:46,076 --> 00:14:48,051
what a delightful young
woman you've become.
432
00:14:48,105 --> 00:14:50,579
Wow. That's might be the nicest
thing you've ever said to me.
433
00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:52,381
You sure you don't want to
call me a moron or something?
434
00:14:52,415 --> 00:14:54,249
Why would I? You're finally not one.
435
00:14:55,885 --> 00:14:57,987
Damn it. That was so warm and touching.
436
00:14:58,021 --> 00:14:59,321
It's almost like you care.
437
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,946
Yeah, I guess I almost do.
438
00:15:00,971 --> 00:15:03,692
As Erica was wondering
if she'd lost her way,
439
00:15:03,727 --> 00:15:06,228
I was headed down the right path.
To church.
440
00:15:06,262 --> 00:15:07,763
There she is!
441
00:15:09,399 --> 00:15:11,000
Excuse me. May I help you?
442
00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:13,202
Oh, it's okay, Sister.
That's my son's bike.
443
00:15:13,236 --> 00:15:16,071
Sorry, but once it's donated,
it's property of the parish.
444
00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:17,206
It's God's bike now.
445
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,707
Well, does God have a receipt?
446
00:15:18,742 --> 00:15:20,376
God needs no receipts.
447
00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:23,212
You know what? You are a very mean lady.
448
00:15:23,246 --> 00:15:24,713
I know you are, but what am I?
449
00:15:24,748 --> 00:15:25,777
Just let me explain.
450
00:15:25,808 --> 00:15:28,083
See, my mom got me this bike,
then she stole it,
451
00:15:28,118 --> 00:15:29,518
and then someone stole it from her,
452
00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:31,253
and then we did a wildly
embarrassing dance
453
00:15:31,287 --> 00:15:33,648
in front of a bunch of BMX bikers.
That brought us here.
454
00:15:33,719 --> 00:15:35,873
You're messing with
the wrong sister, mister.
455
00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:36,865
Okay.
456
00:15:36,905 --> 00:15:39,428
In that moment, I did
something I'm not proud of.
457
00:15:39,453 --> 00:15:40,583
Well, I'm kind of proud of it.
458
00:15:40,615 --> 00:15:44,066
Yes, my little Pee-wee!
Ride! Ride like the wind!
459
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,969
This is why we got the bike
in the first place!
460
00:15:47,037 --> 00:15:49,304
Don't root for me! I'm still mad at you!
461
00:15:49,372 --> 00:15:52,574
And just like Pee-wee, I was off to
lead dozens of authority figures
462
00:15:52,609 --> 00:15:54,425
on the most epic chase ever!
463
00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:57,246
Or... not.
464
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,614
Adam, are you okay?
465
00:15:58,648 --> 00:16:01,784
Let Mama's magical kisses
heal your broken bones.
466
00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:03,752
Get away from me! You can't fix this!
467
00:16:03,787 --> 00:16:04,787
Look at my bike!
468
00:16:06,056 --> 00:16:07,289
I'm so sorry.
469
00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:08,594
Thanks for the birthday gift.
470
00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:10,626
While my mom's big adventure
to keep me young at heart
471
00:16:10,688 --> 00:16:11,813
was a big failure,
472
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,930
the Empire Lounge was turning
into a huge success.
473
00:16:14,964 --> 00:16:16,977
Holy crap! This place is packed!
474
00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:19,101
I know. They're using throw
pillows to actually throw.
475
00:16:19,135 --> 00:16:22,137
Whoo! The Empire Lounge
is almost at full capacity.
476
00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:25,274
But don't worry. Naked Rob is
only letting in nines and above.
477
00:16:25,308 --> 00:16:26,642
Barry, is that a pencil mustache?
478
00:16:26,676 --> 00:16:28,110
I'm trying out a new persona...
479
00:16:28,144 --> 00:16:31,580
I'm club owner and Jai Alai
enthusiast Barry Mexico.
480
00:16:31,614 --> 00:16:32,955
What a fun and lazy character name.
481
00:16:32,987 --> 00:16:34,450
- Was it your first thought?
- You know it!
482
00:16:34,484 --> 00:16:36,819
Barry Mexico gets down to business.
483
00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,353
You need to get all these
people out of here.
484
00:16:38,421 --> 00:16:39,822
They're all over Dad's furniture.
485
00:16:39,856 --> 00:16:41,744
- It's Cinco de Mayo somewhere.
- It's really not.
486
00:16:42,525 --> 00:16:44,159
Oh, no!
487
00:16:44,194 --> 00:16:46,699
Dad's shoddily made furniture
is falling apart.
488
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:49,801
No, it's not! It's affordable,
modern, and stylish!
489
00:16:49,871 --> 00:16:52,000
Damn it, I have pride
in this establishment!
490
00:16:52,035 --> 00:16:53,869
We're out of coffee.
And... "Not coffee."
491
00:16:53,937 --> 00:16:55,337
You're serving alcohol?
492
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,579
Come on, you can't have an
illegal after-hours nightclub
493
00:16:57,604 --> 00:16:58,657
without some hooch.
494
00:16:58,712 --> 00:17:01,110
We're all going to jail! Where I
will totally snitch to survive!
495
00:17:01,144 --> 00:17:02,544
None of you are safe! You all did it!
496
00:17:02,612 --> 00:17:04,613
Look what you did! Geoff's a rat now!
497
00:17:04,647 --> 00:17:05,681
This couldn't get any worse!
498
00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:06,949
What the hell's going on here?
499
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:08,484
And yet it did! Aah!
500
00:17:08,518 --> 00:17:10,953
You two are in big trouble!
Especially you!
501
00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:12,321
Me? This was Barry's idea!
502
00:17:12,355 --> 00:17:14,323
Who's Barry? I'm Barry Mexico.
503
00:17:14,357 --> 00:17:16,125
You listened to this moron?
504
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:19,328
No, I gave you the keys.
You were responsible.
505
00:17:19,362 --> 00:17:20,796
- Daddy...
- Don't you "Daddy" me.
506
00:17:20,837 --> 00:17:22,938
I thought you'd grown up,
but I was wrong.
507
00:17:22,963 --> 00:17:26,571
You're still the same moron
that I always thought you were.
508
00:17:28,962 --> 00:17:31,001
To repair my bike and our relationship,
509
00:17:31,048 --> 00:17:32,508
my mom turned to a pro.
510
00:17:32,563 --> 00:17:34,250
Thank you for coming, Jonathan.
511
00:17:34,297 --> 00:17:36,753
I couldn't think of another
person who could fix this.
512
00:17:36,787 --> 00:17:38,955
Damn. I thought it was
gonna be a box of kittens,
513
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:40,223
but that's just a messed-up bike.
514
00:17:40,258 --> 00:17:42,025
And you're going to fix it.
515
00:17:42,059 --> 00:17:44,594
Since you stole it from me
after I stole it from Adam,
516
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:46,029
who later stole it from some nuns.
517
00:17:46,063 --> 00:17:47,864
What an unlikely journey.
518
00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:50,100
Sounds like Johnny's back
is against the wall.
519
00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:52,736
Lucky for you, that's when I shine.
520
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,760
- Get me all your husband's tools.
- He has none.
521
00:17:54,801 --> 00:17:56,439
Get me all your
neighbor's husband's tools.
522
00:17:56,474 --> 00:17:58,742
And so Johnny got to work.
523
00:17:58,776 --> 00:18:01,478
My mom hoped that all that
welding, whacking, fusing,
524
00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:03,546
soldering, wrenching,
and different whacking
525
00:18:03,581 --> 00:18:06,283
would restore my birthday
gift to its true Pee-wee form.
526
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:08,151
- What the [Bleep] is this?
- It didn't.
527
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:10,287
This came out way better
than I thought it would.
528
00:18:10,328 --> 00:18:11,711
This was a big mistake.
529
00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:14,424
The important thing is, I tried
my best and had a good time.
530
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,593
With that, my mom was out of options,
531
00:18:16,627 --> 00:18:18,928
except, of course, taking it
to an actual repair shop.
532
00:18:18,963 --> 00:18:20,397
Look what I got!
533
00:18:20,431 --> 00:18:23,099
The bike is fixed,
and so is our relationship.
534
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:24,467
Yay! Everything's back
to the way it was.
535
00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:26,169
No. It isn't.
536
00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:28,505
My Pee-wee bike has been
completely rebuilt.
537
00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:29,773
It's worthless.
538
00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:31,308
Well, maybe to some collector.
539
00:18:31,342 --> 00:18:33,176
But now you can actually ride it.
540
00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:34,944
Why do you want me to ride it so bad?
541
00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:37,914
Because it made me sad that you
don't play with your toys anymore.
542
00:18:37,948 --> 00:18:39,582
They shouldn't be locked away.
543
00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:41,484
You need to find your joy
for them again.
544
00:18:41,519 --> 00:18:43,086
You mean play with them like a child?
545
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,488
- Mom, I'm not anymore.
- I know.
546
00:18:45,523 --> 00:18:47,090
But you're growing up too fast.
547
00:18:47,124 --> 00:18:49,426
- I mean, what is the hurry?
- Gah!
548
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:51,528
I get it! You never want me to grow up!
549
00:18:51,595 --> 00:18:53,530
Fine. I'm struggling with the fact
550
00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:55,432
that my youngest baby is becoming a man.
551
00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:57,967
But it's also true
552
00:18:58,002 --> 00:19:00,257
that being an adult is overrated.
553
00:19:00,913 --> 00:19:04,474
It's full of responsibility
and stress and worry.
554
00:19:04,508 --> 00:19:06,343
And you don't need that yet.
555
00:19:06,377 --> 00:19:08,545
Mom, everyone goes through this.
556
00:19:08,612 --> 00:19:09,612
I'm gonna be fine.
557
00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:11,214
I know you will.
558
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:15,985
I just hope that no matter
how old you get,
559
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:19,022
there will always be a part
of you that's still playful.
560
00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:21,558
Actually, before I crashed
into that truck,
561
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,393
it was pretty great riding this thing.
562
00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:25,895
Well, there's no reason
you can't feel that way again.
563
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:33,803
Thanks, Mama.
564
00:19:38,342 --> 00:19:39,458
You coming?
565
00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:42,479
That's the thing about growing up...
566
00:19:42,513 --> 00:19:44,381
It happens whether you're ready or not.
567
00:19:49,111 --> 00:19:50,053
What's this?
568
00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:51,836
I was here all night
cleaning up the mess I made.
569
00:19:52,223 --> 00:19:53,703
Dad, I am so sorry.
570
00:19:53,742 --> 00:19:56,860
I trashed your store, and, even
worse, I broke your trust.
571
00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:58,982
That's not even what really bothers me.
572
00:20:00,197 --> 00:20:02,499
I just liked spending time with you.
It was nice.
573
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:04,000
And I screwed it all up.
574
00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:05,835
Things can be fixed.
575
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:09,539
Can they? Because I'd really like
to pay for everything I broke.
576
00:20:09,573 --> 00:20:12,342
But, more importantly,
I'd like to fix us.
577
00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:14,043
That might take some time.
578
00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:15,278
I know.
579
00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:16,880
But I have some.
580
00:20:16,914 --> 00:20:18,748
Say, after class every day?
581
00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:20,250
You still wanna work here?
582
00:20:20,284 --> 00:20:21,451
If you still want me.
583
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:24,053
There are worse ways to spend my day.
584
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:30,226
Sometimes, parents
worry we're never gonna grow up
585
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:32,962
or that we're growing up way too fast.
586
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:35,932
But you can't just pump
the brakes on life.
587
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:37,651
So if you're willing to shift gears
588
00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:40,446
and trust the people you love,
589
00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:43,182
every day can be a big adventure.
590
00:20:45,776 --> 00:20:48,578
Hi! Hee ha ahh!
591
00:20:48,612 --> 00:20:51,147
My name is... Ahh! Adam Goldberg!
592
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:58,312
- Oh, my God. I can't take it anymore!
- Why?
593
00:20:58,364 --> 00:21:01,361
Since Dad took away the car,
I have to ride the bus!
594
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,053
An old man showed me
the bruise on his back!
595
00:21:04,078 --> 00:21:05,893
It was like looking at
the inside of a pomegranate.
596
00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:07,025
- That can't be right.
- Ew!
597
00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:10,251
What's not right is how much
cooking is done on there.
598
00:21:10,286 --> 00:21:12,587
I saw a guy heating up a pot of eels.
599
00:21:12,621 --> 00:21:14,089
- Eels?
- Eels!
600
00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:15,957
And there's so much fighting!
601
00:21:15,991 --> 00:21:18,360
An old woman clocked the bus driver
602
00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:19,861
with a fraternity paddle!
603
00:21:19,929 --> 00:21:21,162
Who gave that to her?
604
00:21:21,187 --> 00:21:22,687
Barry, maybe you just need to walk.
605
00:21:22,719 --> 00:21:25,240
Are you a crazy person?
My apartment's like a mile from here.
606
00:21:25,264 --> 00:21:29,264
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