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Growing up, my dad
made all sorts of sounds.
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There was the grunt...
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...the grumble, the mumble...
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- ...the "Ah!"...
- Ah!
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...and, of course, the "Bup, bup, bup!"
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- Bup, bup, bup!
- But it was his groan
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- that really told the story.
- Oh!
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It was the sound he made before, during,
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- and after work.
- Ah.
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It was clear to anyone within earshot
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he didn't enjoy his job.
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Allow me to translate.
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Toast?
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This groan meant,
"Every day's the same."
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Have a good day, honey.
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And this one meant, "Not gonna happen."
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He does not have the wind at his back.
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I hope I never have to work for real.
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But my dad did, at his furniture store,
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the Ottoman Empire,
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every day for the last 20 years.
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Good morning, sunshine.
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I bought you a Boston cream,
extra cream.
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Meaning, "I've already had four."
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And after a long day
of sitting, selling furniture,
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and hanging with Vic,
it was closing time.
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Have a blessed evening, Mur.
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That one was just a groan.
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Yep, for my dad, work wasn't the best.
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At least he joyfully
returned home to his family.
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Home. Nobody bother me.
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We're all on the same page,
sweetie, so go relax.
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- The TV's all yours.
- Damn right.
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And the final groan could only
mean one thing...
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"At least I have you, TV."
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was April 15th, 1980-something
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and, for us drama kids,
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the pinnacle of
our otherwise boring year.
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This year's spring musical will be...
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nothing.
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So, then, an actual play?
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Finally, a gritty role
I can sink my teeth into.
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Like maybe a working-class galoot
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who came back from the war
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with one less finger
and a head full of horrors.
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His name is Jimbo,
but people call him Tree.
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Again, no one's
calling this guy anything,
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because it's not a play.
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We're doing nothing.
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But the cast wrap party is historically
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where Schernecke shines romantically.
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Get your pity smooches
elsewhere, Matt Schernecke.
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We're doing bupkis because
the licensing fees went up.
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Balls! The musical is
the one time where theater geeks
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get light-to-moderate fame
in this school.
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Football players would nod at me.
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I was a shape they recognized.
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A cheerleader said,
"Oh, it's you," right to my face.
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Like we shared the same world!
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What are we gonna do?
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Nothing, unless anybody
has any fully fledged material
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lying in a drawer at home.
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I got some stuff in a drawer at home
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that makes me fully fledged.
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- Out!
- Way ahead of ya.
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- Actually, I have a musical.
- Do tell.
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It's called "The Play Ground,"
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and it's a meditation
on what it means to play.
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Adam made me read it.
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It's about a flower
who wants to get planted
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on the other side of a playground.
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It's okay.
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Okay?!
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It might be the best thing
a 12-year-old's ever written.
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It just needs a finale.
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Sounds amateurish and unfinished,
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but it's all we got.
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I'm humbled to share
my creative vision with you.
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Relax, Tennessee Williams.
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Just shove it in your backpack tonight.
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I had no idea you had a musical in you.
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Yep. "The Play Ground"
is an originally penned piece
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by me and Erica.
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Your older sister who left for college
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and barely acknowledges your existence?
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The very one.
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And the minute I tell her we're
putting this production on,
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she's gonna be psyched to dive back in.
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God, no!
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But it's a chance to see
our work up there in lights!
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You have a marquee?
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There's a bulletin board
with pins. It's the same.
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I had fun writing that with you
like five years ago,
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but I'm busy with my studies
and my boyfriend
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and not wanting to do it at all.
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Yoo-hoo. Geoffy's home.
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Oh, my, a guest?
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Erica, you didn't say
anything about company.
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I'm so sorry. This is not
how it normally looks.
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Geoff, stop. You do not
have to clean up for him.
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He was just leaving.
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So soon? A-At least stay for a beverage.
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We have Tab and sink water.
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You've tempted me.
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I'm gonna park myself right here
and make a night of it.
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No! I have things to do.
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Like finish a musical
with your baby brother?
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Wow. You guys are a regular
Rodgers and Hammerstein,
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except you're siblings
and children and...
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Hey, look, a whole song about slides!
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It's called "The Play Ground,"
and it's set in a playground.
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It makes you think.
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It almost does.
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A duet about monkey bars? I can't wait.
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Well, you're gonna have to,
because it's not happening.
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Unless you take my hand and come with me
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to complete our theatrical destiny.
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Ohh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Stop by anytime. You're always
welcome in our home.
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No, he's not.
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And stop offering my Tabs to people.
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While my sister was kicking me out,
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my dad was kicking back at the office,
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until this guy moseyed in...
Formica Mike, the Formica King,
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my dad's local furniture-shop rival.
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He was gaudy, tacky,
and my dad couldn't stand him.
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Hello, Murray Goldberg.
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- What do you want?
- It's not what I want.
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It's what I'm offering...
an invitation to break bread.
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I'll break a stale loaf over your head.
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Vic, come on.
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I'm sorry, but I will not fall victim
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to this man's shenanigans.
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Have you seen his commercials?
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I can't trust a man who dresses
like a mattress.
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Oh, you saw my spots?
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Listen, does it look weird
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when that couple's lying on top of me?
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No. Narratively, it worked fine.
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I'm responding to the costume.
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What are we talking about here?
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We're talking about you, me, and
our wives having dinner together.
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What do you say?
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I say I've never wanted
to do anything less.
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Then I don't have any choice but
to purchase these two chairs.
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Our sitting chairs?!
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Fine.
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If it makes this end,
I'll have dinner with you,
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but I'm eating quick.
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Is there any other way?
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We're going to Le Bec-Fin.
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It's French.
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Holy moly!
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It's also considered
the best restaurant in America.
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Dick Cavett ate there.
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Well, so are we, this Saturday night.
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Tell your wife.
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She'll have heard of it.
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I doubt it.
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Le Bec [bleep] Fin?!
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Ohh!
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What are you so excited about?
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I thought you hated Formica Mike
and his Formica wife.
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I do. They're snooty garbage
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that rub their obscene wealth
in our faces.
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But Le Bec-Fin?! Oh!
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They pour you that little bit
of wine for you to taste,
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and you taste it and you go,
"Mmm," but you don't know.
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Aren't you at least curious
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as to why these people
want to take us out to dinner?
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Nope.
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Le Bec-Fin! Oh!
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I'm gonna buy a new dress, hat,
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and over-the-elbow opera gloves!
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Opera gloves? What's wrong
with these sink gloves?
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Damn it, Murray! Le Bec-Fin!
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I wish my mom were alive
so I could show her I'd made it.
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As my dad was grumbling
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about dinner companions,
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I was looking for a new musical partner.
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So, what are we doing, again?
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Erica ditched me, and I gotta
finish a rousing musical
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that ties six story lines together
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and makes the audience weep by tomorrow.
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Here's what I got so far.
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Are those the opening bars
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to "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon?
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Gah! I knew it sounded familiar!
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What's this play about, again?
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Well, in this scene, Phil the Flower
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learns his friends are
the real soil in his life.
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Maybe this will do the trick.
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Can you make it sound
more like a full orchestra?
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I can kind of make a shimmer sound.
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Balls! Why would Erica
screw me like this?
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A handful of drama kids
are counting on me.
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I'll do it. No one's asking you.
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And what could you possibly
bring to the table?
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Oh, I bring everything to the table...
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chairs, place mats, napkin rings,
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decorative centerpieces,
candles, my elbows.
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Stop naming things that go on a table!
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I need music and lyrics.
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Done and done.
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I'll write you the greatest rap
known to man,
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and you can waste it
on your lazy high school play.
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Pass!
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I don't need you
showing up out of nowhere,
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sucking on a treat,
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and insinuating yourself into my life!
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You'll be back. They all come back.
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Except for all the ones
who never come back.
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You did the right thing.
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Your brother is no friend to music.
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Plus, there's nothing
Erica would hate more
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than if I let him ruin our musical.
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- Hold on!
- Don't say "Hold on."
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Nothing good ever happens
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when people in your family
say "Hold on"!
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If I let Barry ruin our musical,
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Erica will have to step in and fix it.
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That's a huge leap, and it
will most certainly backfire.
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Not a chance, Dave Kim.
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You can go. And please take
your piano guts with you.
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Do you know how long it took to
get this thing down the stairs?
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You're not a good friend!
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You're in!
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Yes! What are my parameters?
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None. Go wild.
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- Buck wild?
- What's the difference?
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You know what? Surprise me.
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Good decision.
You just became a millionaire.
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I don't see how, but sure.
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While I enlisted Barry's help,
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my mom and dad reported for
dinner with the King and Queen.
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Le Bec-Fin!
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I can't believe we're here!
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And in the back room?
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Nothing but VIP, baby.
My Franny demands it.
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That's enough out of you, Mikey.
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Although I do love the privacy.
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Who wants to sit with other people?
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If you want to be more alone,
I can make that happen.
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Oh, Murray, stop it.
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Le Bec-Fin!
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That was gibberish
the first 50 times you said it.
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Is this place too good
for a basket of bread?
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No, but they do have
this divine Melba toast.
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Toast?
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I put on pants to eat the one
thing I could make at home?
256
00:08:08,716 --> 00:08:10,349
You know what?
I'm with the big guy here.
257
00:08:10,351 --> 00:08:13,152
Give me a hot cross bun,
plate of salty butter.
258
00:08:13,154 --> 00:08:14,320
That's living.
259
00:08:14,322 --> 00:08:16,589
Say, Fran, I can't help but admire
260
00:08:16,591 --> 00:08:18,991
your beautiful necklace and earrings.
261
00:08:18,993 --> 00:08:20,626
Are those emeralds?
262
00:08:20,628 --> 00:08:22,962
Rarer. Green diamonds.
263
00:08:22,964 --> 00:08:25,297
See, I got this guy
in the diamond district,
264
00:08:25,299 --> 00:08:26,732
a disgusting monster.
265
00:08:26,734 --> 00:08:27,800
I'll hook you up.
266
00:08:27,802 --> 00:08:29,668
Yep, nothing but the best from my Mikey.
267
00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:31,837
You should see our Margate house.
268
00:08:31,839 --> 00:08:33,539
You have a house down the shore?
269
00:08:33,541 --> 00:08:35,207
Four houses in from the boardwalk.
270
00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:37,676
Did you hear that, Murray?
Four houses in!
271
00:08:37,678 --> 00:08:40,245
And I got a lead on a house
two in from the boardwalk.
272
00:08:41,182 --> 00:08:44,216
Meaning ours could be available soon.
273
00:08:44,218 --> 00:08:45,351
Wink, wink.
274
00:08:45,353 --> 00:08:46,585
She's winking at me.
275
00:08:46,587 --> 00:08:48,087
We own a shore house now.
276
00:08:48,089 --> 00:08:50,289
How did you get that from
her having crap in her eye?
277
00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:51,991
Oh, we're gonna spend every summer
278
00:08:51,993 --> 00:08:54,426
with our ungrateful children
and then their children.
279
00:08:54,428 --> 00:08:56,195
We are gonna anchor our family
280
00:08:56,197 --> 00:08:58,931
to the beautiful brown and gray
shores of New Jersey.
281
00:08:58,933 --> 00:09:00,499
That's how it works
with our crappy kids.
282
00:09:00,501 --> 00:09:02,067
Pure crap, but we love 'em.
283
00:09:02,069 --> 00:09:03,936
Thanks for getting my wife
all worked up,
284
00:09:03,938 --> 00:09:05,971
but I've already got one house
I can't afford.
285
00:09:05,973 --> 00:09:07,773
Well, maybe I can help you with that.
286
00:09:07,775 --> 00:09:11,377
Murray, I would very much like
to buy your furniture store.
287
00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:12,678
You serious?
288
00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,613
As serious as my heart issues.
289
00:09:14,615 --> 00:09:16,915
Sometimes it beats fast, sometimes slow,
290
00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:18,517
sometimes not at all.
291
00:09:18,519 --> 00:09:20,486
I can't believe
we're gonna have a shore house!
292
00:09:20,488 --> 00:09:22,187
And there's gonna be decorative starfish
293
00:09:22,189 --> 00:09:25,057
and, for some reason...
an oar above the door.
294
00:09:25,059 --> 00:09:26,358
Yeah. Take it easy, Blackbeard.
295
00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,060
We don't even know
what the man's offering.
296
00:09:28,062 --> 00:09:30,229
Now... you do.
297
00:09:31,598 --> 00:09:33,065
Is that a period or a comma?
298
00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:36,307
Comma, baby.
The punctuation of the wealthy.
299
00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:39,772
Holy [bleep] starfish money!
300
00:09:39,774 --> 00:09:40,839
We're rich!
301
00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,541
We're gonna have everything monogrammed.
302
00:09:42,543 --> 00:09:44,543
I don't like people knowing my initials.
303
00:09:44,545 --> 00:09:46,278
I'm gonna have to mull it over.
304
00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,346
You take your time.
305
00:09:47,348 --> 00:09:48,468
You got till tomorrow.
306
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,596
Even though taking
Formica Mike's buyout offer
307
00:09:52,629 --> 00:09:54,970
seemed like a no-brainer,
our dad wasn't so sure.
308
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,314
I'm home! I don't want to hear it!
309
00:09:57,377 --> 00:09:59,353
Vic? W-What are you doing here?
310
00:09:59,378 --> 00:10:01,830
Beverly pulled me into
your ugly domestic squabble.
311
00:10:01,898 --> 00:10:04,999
Murray, you really need to
consider Formica Mike's offer.
312
00:10:05,001 --> 00:10:07,872
Al, you wanna weigh in?
It was your shop first.
313
00:10:07,897 --> 00:10:09,704
You want your legacy stripped for parts?
314
00:10:09,741 --> 00:10:12,006
For that kind of dough, strip away!
315
00:10:12,008 --> 00:10:14,075
It's just furniture. Who cares?
316
00:10:14,077 --> 00:10:15,143
Agreed!
317
00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:17,912
It's mostly wood. It's not that special.
318
00:10:17,914 --> 00:10:19,013
Look out the window.
319
00:10:19,015 --> 00:10:21,182
It's everywhere...
tree, tree, little bush.
320
00:10:21,184 --> 00:10:22,717
We could have all our friends
321
00:10:22,719 --> 00:10:24,452
to our shore house on July Fourth,
322
00:10:24,454 --> 00:10:26,120
and they would quietly speculate
323
00:10:26,122 --> 00:10:28,055
about how much the house cost.
324
00:10:28,057 --> 00:10:29,223
Oh!
325
00:10:29,225 --> 00:10:30,791
The envy would eat 'em alive.
326
00:10:30,793 --> 00:10:32,960
I'd certainly be curious and resentful.
327
00:10:32,962 --> 00:10:34,562
So, that's what this is about,
328
00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:36,164
you making your friends jealous?
329
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:39,233
And you can finally
stop complaining about work.
330
00:10:39,235 --> 00:10:40,368
I don't complain about work.
331
00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:41,602
It's all you do!
332
00:10:41,604 --> 00:10:44,205
It's your defining
characteristic as a person!
333
00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:46,674
Your negativity has pulled me down, too.
334
00:10:46,676 --> 00:10:48,843
I've spoken to my pastor about it.
335
00:10:48,845 --> 00:10:50,945
He'd like you to join us
at our men's picnic.
336
00:10:50,947 --> 00:10:53,614
Mur, come on. Take the deal.
337
00:10:53,616 --> 00:10:55,650
I'm not taking it until he apologizes.
338
00:10:55,652 --> 00:10:57,618
Apologizes to you? For what?
339
00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:58,819
For big-timing me.
340
00:10:58,821 --> 00:11:01,322
With his handsome and excessive offer?
341
00:11:01,324 --> 00:11:04,058
Let him big-time you, Mur. Who cares?
342
00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,193
I care!
343
00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:06,527
No deal.
344
00:11:06,529 --> 00:11:08,596
Well, if all it takes is an apology
345
00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:10,431
to get me a family beach house
346
00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:12,800
that gives me generational
control of my children,
347
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,068
then so be it.
348
00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:17,405
That seems misguided
and selfish, but you do you.
349
00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:19,740
How are you gonna get
the Formica King to apologize
350
00:11:19,742 --> 00:11:21,676
for trying to give Murray
a ton of money?
351
00:11:21,678 --> 00:11:23,044
Easy.
352
00:11:23,046 --> 00:11:24,812
I'm not going to him.
353
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,280
Beverly, I'm so glad you called.
354
00:11:26,282 --> 00:11:28,716
Who was that woman
who answered your phone?
355
00:11:28,718 --> 00:11:30,251
My secretary.
356
00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:31,786
You have a secretary? For what?
357
00:11:31,788 --> 00:11:33,588
To do all the things I don't want to,
358
00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:36,057
which is everything besides
shopping and drinking wine.
359
00:11:36,059 --> 00:11:37,558
My God, I want your life.
360
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,361
It's yours. Just get your Murray
to accept my Mikey's offer.
361
00:11:40,363 --> 00:11:43,397
Well, this might sound crazy,
but could you get Mike
362
00:11:43,399 --> 00:11:46,601
to give Murray just a teensy,
itsy-bitsy apology?
363
00:11:46,603 --> 00:11:48,069
Done.
364
00:11:48,071 --> 00:11:49,904
I thought that would be harder.
365
00:11:49,906 --> 00:11:52,907
Please. Apologies are just words.
Words mean nothing.
366
00:11:52,909 --> 00:11:54,442
Ah, that's how I feel!
367
00:11:54,444 --> 00:11:56,377
As my mom and Fran struck a deal,
368
00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:59,413
I had a plan to make my sister
sorry she turned me down.
369
00:11:59,415 --> 00:12:00,848
Adam! Please come in.
370
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,283
Welcome to our home.
371
00:12:02,285 --> 00:12:03,851
Mwah! Mwah!
372
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,319
Oh, boy, coming in hot.
373
00:12:05,321 --> 00:12:07,288
And help yourself to some gourmet snacks
374
00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:09,223
or a variety of freshly squeezed juices.
375
00:12:09,225 --> 00:12:10,491
Those are my juices!
376
00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:11,592
And why are you here?
377
00:12:11,594 --> 00:12:13,094
Just letting you know I found someone
378
00:12:13,096 --> 00:12:14,395
to help me finish the musical.
379
00:12:14,397 --> 00:12:16,364
Oh, esteemed creative partner!
380
00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:17,465
Barry?
381
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:19,233
And is that the chalkboard
from our house?
382
00:12:19,235 --> 00:12:21,002
We tied it to the bumper
and drove it here.
383
00:12:21,004 --> 00:12:22,103
It has little wheels.
384
00:12:22,105 --> 00:12:23,237
Dried fruit or nuts?
385
00:12:23,239 --> 00:12:25,006
I'm allergic to both, but let's do it.
386
00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:26,274
What the hell is going on?
387
00:12:26,276 --> 00:12:29,610
Welcome to the new and very
improved "The Play Ground,"
388
00:12:29,612 --> 00:12:31,746
- featuring Big Tasty!
- Mm!
389
00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:33,347
Dummies, all the chalk came off.
390
00:12:33,349 --> 00:12:34,649
Oh, stupid outside!
391
00:12:34,651 --> 00:12:37,084
Then I'll summarize.
It's no longer about Phil the Flower.
392
00:12:37,086 --> 00:12:39,153
He was weak and gave the wrong
idea about the playground.
393
00:12:39,155 --> 00:12:40,588
What's this idiot talking about?
394
00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:43,265
This idiot is talking about
injecting our musical
395
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:44,992
with explosive, high-octane energy.
396
00:12:44,994 --> 00:12:47,228
And it gets even more bonkers!
397
00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:48,629
Tell her who the main character is.
398
00:12:48,631 --> 00:12:52,192
A giant, ass-kicking
Tootsie Roll named Clyde.
399
00:12:52,217 --> 00:12:53,801
Why the hell would
a fighting chocolate treat
400
00:12:53,803 --> 00:12:54,935
be on a playground?
401
00:12:54,937 --> 00:12:56,203
He fell out of a kid's pocket.
402
00:12:56,205 --> 00:12:57,538
Now he's gotta find his way back,
403
00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:59,540
with the help of Martin Riggs
of Riggs and Murtaugh.
404
00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,842
You put the "Lethal Weapon" guys
in your musical?
405
00:13:01,844 --> 00:13:03,744
Just Riggs. He's an emotional time bomb,
406
00:13:03,746 --> 00:13:05,313
and he's got three jaunty numbers.
407
00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:06,647
This is clinically insane.
408
00:13:06,649 --> 00:13:08,683
That's the Riggs character.
But don't worry.
409
00:13:08,685 --> 00:13:11,018
He accidentally blows himself up
in the second act.
410
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,753
There's violence on the playground?!
411
00:13:12,755 --> 00:13:13,888
And tons of sex.
412
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,589
You know that big metal thing you spin?
413
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:18,134
Some randy teens
do unspeakable things on it.
414
00:13:18,159 --> 00:13:19,427
And the nudity is not tasteful.
415
00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:20,795
But isn't this show for kids?
416
00:13:20,797 --> 00:13:22,763
I don't know who it's for.
I just know it kicks ass.
417
00:13:22,765 --> 00:13:24,198
Now tell 'em about the big finale.
418
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,068
Clyde the talking Tootsie
defends the playground
419
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:29,770
by destroying a robotic shark
in a rap battle.
420
00:13:29,772 --> 00:13:31,372
It's a real departure
from the original...
421
00:13:31,374 --> 00:13:32,573
and also reality.
422
00:13:32,575 --> 00:13:34,642
Enough! You clearly ruined it!
423
00:13:34,644 --> 00:13:37,912
But I thought you didn't care
about "The Play Ground" anymore.
424
00:13:37,914 --> 00:13:40,981
Not until you completely
ripped out its emotional appeal.
425
00:13:40,983 --> 00:13:43,417
It's about the chutes
and ladders of childhood,
426
00:13:43,419 --> 00:13:44,819
not shark robots.
427
00:13:44,821 --> 00:13:46,554
Robotic sharks.
428
00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:48,456
It's a small but important distinction.
429
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,291
I guess there's a solution...
430
00:13:50,293 --> 00:13:52,540
you come back to finish what we started.
431
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:53,961
Damn it, fine!
432
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,562
Sweet! Barry, you're fired.
433
00:13:55,587 --> 00:13:56,630
You'll regret this.
434
00:13:56,632 --> 00:13:59,834
I don't know how, and you're
my ride, but this isn't over.
435
00:13:59,836 --> 00:14:01,535
I'll be waiting downstairs.
436
00:14:01,537 --> 00:14:02,870
See ya at the piano tomorrow.
437
00:14:02,872 --> 00:14:04,071
Ta!
438
00:14:04,073 --> 00:14:05,606
You think everyone had a nice time?
439
00:14:05,608 --> 00:14:08,042
While my old musical duo
was back in business,
440
00:14:08,044 --> 00:14:11,846
my mom had one last shot to
get my dad to take Mike's deal.
441
00:14:11,848 --> 00:14:13,647
I can't believe you dragged me
442
00:14:13,649 --> 00:14:15,383
to this dumb country club.
443
00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:17,251
Dumb? It's Ashborn.
444
00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:19,420
I don't care where we are.
I don't want to be here.
445
00:14:19,422 --> 00:14:21,889
When have you ever said no
to a free buffet?
446
00:14:21,891 --> 00:14:24,425
Plus, Formica Mike is gonna apologize
447
00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:26,727
for whatever minor indignity
you suffered.
448
00:14:26,729 --> 00:14:28,963
I'll believe that when I see it.
449
00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:30,464
Is that a carving station?
450
00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:31,699
You bet your tuchus.
451
00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:34,001
Help yourself to some meaty delights.
452
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,069
How many slices can I get?
453
00:14:35,071 --> 00:14:36,370
Take the whole damn tenderloin.
454
00:14:36,372 --> 00:14:39,240
Jimbo, put the sweet beast
onto his plate.
455
00:14:40,143 --> 00:14:41,575
I told you this would work.
456
00:14:41,577 --> 00:14:44,011
Pretty soon I'll be on
the shore, under an umbrella,
457
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,747
yelling at my grandkids not to
play Frisbee with strangers.
458
00:14:46,749 --> 00:14:48,015
That's the dream.
459
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,683
And when you're finished with that,
460
00:14:49,685 --> 00:14:50,919
head over to the dessert table,
461
00:14:50,944 --> 00:14:53,287
grab yourself a big chunk
of Black Forest cake.
462
00:14:53,289 --> 00:14:55,923
It's gonna ruin you for
two days, but it's worth it.
463
00:14:55,925 --> 00:14:57,224
Yep, despite my dad
464
00:14:57,226 --> 00:14:59,226
wanting nothing to do
with country-club life,
465
00:14:59,228 --> 00:15:01,295
he did start to enjoy the perks.
466
00:15:01,297 --> 00:15:03,898
You found the schvitz.
Thought you disappeared.
467
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,499
I have to admit, this is nice.
468
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:07,001
The nicest.
469
00:15:07,003 --> 00:15:09,403
And all this can be yours, Murray.
470
00:15:09,405 --> 00:15:10,738
Is that your apology?
471
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,806
No.
472
00:15:11,808 --> 00:15:13,207
This is.
473
00:15:13,209 --> 00:15:16,710
I deeply regret my action
of offering you all that money.
474
00:15:16,712 --> 00:15:18,245
Please accept my apology
475
00:15:18,247 --> 00:15:20,714
and all the money that
I originally offered you.
476
00:15:20,716 --> 00:15:23,484
In that moment, one "yes" from my dad
477
00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:25,619
would change our lives forever.
478
00:15:25,621 --> 00:15:26,887
Instead, this happened.
479
00:15:26,889 --> 00:15:29,023
Bevy, get the car. We're going.
480
00:15:29,025 --> 00:15:30,558
Where's your pants?!
481
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,060
Stuck in a locker.
I don't know the combination.
482
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,162
You didn't take the deal?
It's what you wanted!
483
00:15:35,164 --> 00:15:36,664
No. It's what you wanted.
484
00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:38,466
I want to go to work every day.
485
00:15:38,468 --> 00:15:40,401
What? You hate going to work!
486
00:15:40,403 --> 00:15:43,137
I know it seems like that,
but I love my job.
487
00:15:43,139 --> 00:15:44,972
But you're never
not complaining about it.
488
00:15:44,974 --> 00:15:46,574
Because I love complaining.
489
00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:48,776
And I love filling up the cash register.
490
00:15:48,778 --> 00:15:50,778
And I love the dumb customers.
491
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,913
And I love having lunch with Vic.
492
00:15:54,149 --> 00:15:55,449
I love it.
493
00:15:55,451 --> 00:15:57,318
I didn't know that.
494
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,953
Well, now you do.
495
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:05,326
There's my girl.
496
00:16:05,328 --> 00:16:08,529
I got everything we need...
a piano, a kazoo,
497
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:11,765
and the finest instrument
there is, these sweet pipes.
498
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,334
Save it, Streisand. Here ya go.
499
00:16:13,336 --> 00:16:15,135
- Whazdis?
- The song you wanted.
500
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,504
But we haven't even written it yet.
501
00:16:16,506 --> 00:16:17,793
I did. Last night.
502
00:16:17,818 --> 00:16:19,173
I figured it was easier that way.
503
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:20,183
It's not about easy.
504
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,308
It's about collaborating,
505
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,143
coming together through
the power of music.
506
00:16:23,145 --> 00:16:24,512
Hit the bricks, Goldturds.
507
00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,347
I signed out this room
for band practice.
508
00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:27,781
No, you didn't. I did.
509
00:16:27,783 --> 00:16:29,250
Oh. It was worth a shot.
510
00:16:29,252 --> 00:16:30,476
And we're gonna be here for a while
511
00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:33,120
because we're writing the grand
finale to our musical together.
512
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,622
We're not. Take the room.
513
00:16:34,624 --> 00:16:36,390
- Cool beans.
- Not cool beans!
514
00:16:36,392 --> 00:16:37,958
I don't want this.
515
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,494
What the hell, man?!
That took me 20 minutes!
516
00:16:40,496 --> 00:16:43,026
Band drama. Noice. Been there.
517
00:16:43,051 --> 00:16:45,533
I've been asked to leave over 243 bands.
518
00:16:45,535 --> 00:16:47,201
Then maybe you two should jam.
519
00:16:47,203 --> 00:16:48,903
In! Our name is Butt Oven.
520
00:16:48,905 --> 00:16:51,906
I'm lead vocals and guitar,
and you carry everything.
521
00:16:51,908 --> 00:16:53,529
I'm not joining Butt Oven!
522
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,209
I wanna write a song with my sister.
523
00:16:55,211 --> 00:16:56,644
I see why you two didn't work out.
524
00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:57,663
This one's a diva.
525
00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:59,246
Good stuff. So I'm gonna hit it.
526
00:16:59,248 --> 00:17:00,781
Don't just go. Please?
527
00:17:00,783 --> 00:17:02,356
Dude, what is going on with you?
528
00:17:02,381 --> 00:17:04,014
What's going on with you?
529
00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:05,528
I haven't seen you all year.
530
00:17:05,553 --> 00:17:06,778
I see you all the time.
531
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,952
When you're doing your laundry
or try to pry money from Dad.
532
00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:12,428
You went to college,
and we became strangers.
533
00:17:12,453 --> 00:17:15,027
So, what, this is your
lame attempt to reconnect?
534
00:17:15,059 --> 00:17:17,966
It was lame, but it was all I had.
535
00:17:18,044 --> 00:17:19,811
And obviously it didn't work.
536
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:22,581
See you whenever.
537
00:17:27,697 --> 00:17:30,813
After my sister rejected me
and I rejected her song,
538
00:17:30,907 --> 00:17:33,534
the musical was stuck with
the biggest reject of all...
539
00:17:33,582 --> 00:17:34,650
Barry.
540
00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:37,034
This was a good decision.
541
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,073
I guess, man. Just do whatever.
542
00:17:39,121 --> 00:17:40,154
Okay, dress is up.
543
00:17:40,156 --> 00:17:42,576
I need my Tootsie Roll
and my Shark-I-Tron!
544
00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:44,390
It's always been a dream
to work together.
545
00:17:44,392 --> 00:17:45,792
What am I, again?
546
00:17:45,794 --> 00:17:47,761
The fool I'm about to lyrically smoke.
547
00:17:47,763 --> 00:17:48,787
Drop a beat!
548
00:17:48,812 --> 00:17:51,100
You know, I had my doubts,
but I think that this might work.
549
00:17:51,163 --> 00:17:53,530
♪ I'm a Tootsie Roll, my name is Clyde ♪
550
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,066
♪ On the playground,
I go down the slide ♪
551
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:58,168
♪ I ride the swings and the seesaw ♪
552
00:17:58,170 --> 00:18:00,671
♪ With my main man Riggs,
but not Murtaugh ♪
553
00:18:00,673 --> 00:18:02,906
♪ Something's comin' in the park ♪
554
00:18:02,908 --> 00:18:05,542
♪ It's a giant monster robot shark ♪
555
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,845
♪ The kids all jump, the sharks attack ♪
556
00:18:07,847 --> 00:18:10,280
♪ Riggs jumps on my Tootsie back ♪
557
00:18:10,282 --> 00:18:12,549
♪ That's how I roll, Clyde the Tootsie ♪
558
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,385
♪ Now all the fly ladies
wanna play footsie ♪
559
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:17,354
♪ Rest in peace, Martin Riggs! ♪
560
00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:18,822
Why do I keep believing in children?
561
00:18:18,824 --> 00:18:20,924
Good art is supposed to
make you ask questions.
562
00:18:20,926 --> 00:18:23,794
Here's one... how could half the
partnership from "Lethal Weapon"
563
00:18:23,796 --> 00:18:25,329
be friends with a piece of candy?
564
00:18:25,331 --> 00:18:26,578
That's your problem with it?
565
00:18:26,603 --> 00:18:28,953
That's nothing a way-too-long
backstory rap can't solve.
566
00:18:28,978 --> 00:18:30,110
Or there's another option.
567
00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:31,617
Erica? Why are you here?
568
00:18:31,642 --> 00:18:32,906
To apologize.
569
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,383
Everything you said was true...
570
00:18:34,408 --> 00:18:36,851
I've been prioritizing stuff
over you, and it's not cool.
571
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:40,286
And I don't want it
to be just words. I mean it.
572
00:18:40,311 --> 00:18:42,565
No matter where I'm at
in my life, I want you in it.
573
00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,416
You're my baby brother.
574
00:18:44,441 --> 00:18:45,884
So what are you saying?
575
00:18:45,961 --> 00:18:48,634
I'm saying that it's time
for Goldberg and Goldberg
576
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,783
to finish what they started.
577
00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:52,874
Tootsie Roll, shark boy, you're out.
578
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,891
Whatever! I don't need any of you.
579
00:18:54,948 --> 00:18:56,829
Except to get me out of this thing.
580
00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:58,298
Somebody unzip him!
581
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:03,335
- Hey.
- I don't wanna talk about it.
582
00:19:03,363 --> 00:19:04,913
I do.
583
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:07,679
All this time, I thought
I knew everything about you,
584
00:19:07,741 --> 00:19:08,921
and I guess I don't.
585
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,450
Well, I certainly don't make it easy.
586
00:19:11,502 --> 00:19:12,901
Well, we could both be better
587
00:19:12,972 --> 00:19:14,552
about telling each other what we want.
588
00:19:14,646 --> 00:19:17,567
I didn't know you wanted
a beach house so badly.
589
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,391
I don't care about some dumb house.
590
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,192
I care about what's in it...
591
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:26,430
our family being together and happy.
592
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,166
If I can have all that,
it can always be right here.
593
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,201
But the thing is, Mike's right.
594
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,703
My business is changing.
595
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,038
So what are you thinking?
596
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,739
I'm not sure.
597
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,675
But I do know I've been too complacent.
598
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,878
And if we're ever gonna
get that shore house,
599
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,646
I got to do something bold.
600
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:48,179
Well, whatever you do,
I'm always right behind you.
601
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,423
Sometimes it takes a glimpse
of the future
602
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,124
to help you focus on the now.
603
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,225
You wanted to talk?
604
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:58,262
You want to expand.
I don't want to sell.
605
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,690
So why don't we go in business together?
606
00:20:00,752 --> 00:20:01,799
Partners?
607
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,832
I figured that you and I could team up
608
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:05,369
and take on the big boys.
609
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,477
Or become the big boys.
610
00:20:07,502 --> 00:20:09,424
Life is full of surprises...
611
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,145
...like when the people from
your past find their way back.
612
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,309
And when you're open
to new possibilities,
613
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:17,895
the future is bright.
614
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,520
I feel like we didn't kick the
tires on the name long enough.
615
00:20:21,545 --> 00:20:22,966
Buckle up, Murray.
616
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:24,362
I'm a difficult partner.
617
00:20:24,387 --> 00:20:27,052
It's true. He's way too much.
618
00:20:27,054 --> 00:20:30,656
In the end, as long as you make
time for the people you love,
619
00:20:30,658 --> 00:20:33,859
the playground of life
can be a lot more fun.
620
00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:39,625
♪ I'm a pretty, pretty flower ♪
621
00:20:47,426 --> 00:20:49,667
Le Bec-Fin!
622
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:51,300
I can't believe I'm really here.
623
00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:53,907
- This is a very exciting time for you.
- Oh, it really is.
624
00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:55,743
And I am eager to discuss
625
00:20:55,798 --> 00:20:58,196
my new role at the store moving forward.
626
00:20:58,231 --> 00:21:02,466
You shall have the noble title
of Baron of the Bookcases.
627
00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:04,001
A baron?
628
00:21:04,003 --> 00:21:05,202
Hot dog!
629
00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:07,138
And there's gonna be
some other new stuff.
630
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,907
For instance, no more sitting.
631
00:21:09,909 --> 00:21:10,941
What's that, now?
632
00:21:10,943 --> 00:21:13,077
I work my employees very hard.
633
00:21:13,079 --> 00:21:15,112
If you can lean, you can clean.
634
00:21:15,114 --> 00:21:16,680
But royalty doesn't clean.
635
00:21:16,682 --> 00:21:17,782
They're supposed to lean.
636
00:21:17,784 --> 00:21:19,083
Not in my kingdom.
637
00:21:19,085 --> 00:21:20,476
La Bec-Fin!
638
00:21:20,539 --> 00:21:24,539
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