1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,434 Back in the '80s, every kid was obsessed 2 00:00:02,467 --> 00:00:04,694 with professional wrestling's greatest superstars. 3 00:00:04,719 --> 00:00:05,921 Especially me! 4 00:00:05,946 --> 00:00:08,734 You're gonna feel pain you've never known, Iron Sheik! 5 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,134 Bodyslam! 6 00:00:12,136 --> 00:00:14,304 You moron! You broke the bed! 7 00:00:14,329 --> 00:00:16,057 And The Iron Sheik's spine, 8 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:18,045 so American values are preserved! 9 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:19,109 Where do you come from? 10 00:00:19,134 --> 00:00:21,531 Yep. We even made movies about wrestling. 11 00:00:21,556 --> 00:00:23,562 But no one loved it more than Barry. 12 00:00:23,587 --> 00:00:25,896 Listen up, Hulkamaniacs, 13 00:00:25,921 --> 00:00:29,519 you better eat your vitamins and say your prayers 14 00:00:29,544 --> 00:00:31,630 'cause these 24-inch pythons 15 00:00:31,655 --> 00:00:33,865 are gonna have lots to say about it, brother! 16 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,177 Ow, my toe! 17 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,303 Dammit! This is why we can't have nice lamps! 18 00:00:38,328 --> 00:00:39,951 - Chad did it! He's... - What? 19 00:00:39,976 --> 00:00:43,510 very aggressive and should know better as a guest in our home! 20 00:00:43,535 --> 00:00:45,114 I do know better, which is why I didn't! 21 00:00:45,138 --> 00:00:46,751 And just throw some lies 22 00:00:46,776 --> 00:00:49,788 on top of your trail of destruction, Chad! 23 00:00:49,813 --> 00:00:51,342 - This guy. - We were just 24 00:00:51,367 --> 00:00:52,523 making a wrestling film. 25 00:00:52,548 --> 00:00:55,630 Well, now you're just sitting in my lampless room making nothing. 26 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:57,156 I'm shutting it down! 27 00:00:57,181 --> 00:00:59,631 Check it out! Dad's wrestling the camera! 28 00:00:59,656 --> 00:01:00,802 Cam-er-a! 29 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:02,734 - Where's the button, something? - Cam-er-a! 30 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:04,655 Damn it! That's it! 31 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,180 No more wrestling in this house. 32 00:01:06,205 --> 00:01:09,611 No more TV, no more dolls, all holds barred! 33 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:11,247 What about my monthly wrestling magazine? 34 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,472 Subscription cancelled! 35 00:01:12,497 --> 00:01:14,170 Or the Rock 'n' Wrestling coloring book? 36 00:01:14,195 --> 00:01:15,650 I want your crayons, too! 37 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:16,929 What about the Wrestling Stars board game? 38 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:19,139 - You lose! - Sling-'Em Fling-'Em Wrestling Ring? 39 00:01:19,164 --> 00:01:20,364 Why would anyone want that? 40 00:01:20,389 --> 00:01:23,216 "Macho Man" Randy Savage plush wrestling buddy? 41 00:01:23,241 --> 00:01:24,850 I swear you said that one already. 42 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:26,086 Wrestling Superstars Thumb Wrestlers? 43 00:01:26,110 --> 00:01:27,644 Did I buy you all these? 44 00:01:27,669 --> 00:01:29,236 "The Honky Tonk Man's" guitar? 45 00:01:29,261 --> 00:01:30,561 Now you're just making these up! 46 00:01:30,586 --> 00:01:32,300 Jesse "The Body" Ventura's boa. 47 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:33,837 Be careful with that. It's your sister's. 48 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,998 - Hulk Hogan's glasses. - I've been looking for those! 49 00:01:36,023 --> 00:01:37,669 Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's hedge clippers. 50 00:01:37,693 --> 00:01:39,327 Those belong in the garage! 51 00:01:39,352 --> 00:01:42,220 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, master of the figure four leglock. 52 00:01:42,245 --> 00:01:43,537 Who's naming these guys? 53 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,139 Or "The British Bulldog's" teacups. 54 00:01:45,164 --> 00:01:47,082 - Cheerio. - Those are for good company! 55 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,046 Or my "Rowdy" Roddy Piper stretch wrestler? 56 00:01:49,071 --> 00:01:52,406 That's actually my Rowdy Roddy Piper stretch wrestler! 57 00:01:52,431 --> 00:01:55,657 No, it's my Rowdy Roddy Piper stretch wrestler! 58 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:58,159 You lost your Rowdy Roddy Piper stretch wrestler at the zoo! 59 00:01:58,184 --> 00:01:59,718 Damn it! I said no wrestling! 60 00:01:59,743 --> 00:02:02,296 This isn't wrestling! This is real fighting! 61 00:02:02,321 --> 00:02:06,773 Now gimme back my Rowdy Roddy Piper stretch wrestler, you... 62 00:02:08,071 --> 00:02:09,773 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 63 00:02:09,798 --> 00:02:13,117 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 64 00:02:13,142 --> 00:02:15,671 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 65 00:02:15,696 --> 00:02:17,264 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 66 00:02:17,289 --> 00:02:20,194 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 67 00:02:21,306 --> 00:02:23,594 It was November 6, 1980-something, 68 00:02:23,619 --> 00:02:25,854 and trouble was brewing in Jenkintown. 69 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,913 Oh, gosh, Bevy, I'm a wreck. 70 00:02:27,938 --> 00:02:29,458 Someone broke into my car last night. 71 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:30,683 Oh, no! 72 00:02:30,708 --> 00:02:32,575 They put a giant hole in my windshield. 73 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,112 You know, Geoff had the same thing happen 74 00:02:34,136 --> 00:02:35,703 to his crappy car last night. 75 00:02:35,728 --> 00:02:37,832 Yeah, someone put a hole in my windshield, too. 76 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:39,058 And in my sense of well-being. 77 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:41,551 Two separate vehicle attacks? 78 00:02:42,601 --> 00:02:44,297 There's only one possible explanation. 79 00:02:44,322 --> 00:02:46,023 Something reasonable that ends here? 80 00:02:46,048 --> 00:02:48,867 A massive crime spree has hit Jenkintown, 81 00:02:48,892 --> 00:02:50,977 and we have to do something about it. 82 00:02:51,002 --> 00:02:53,340 And so, my mom did just that. 83 00:02:53,365 --> 00:02:55,320 Thank you for coming, everyone. 84 00:02:55,345 --> 00:02:58,202 I've got Officer Puchinski here to give us some tips 85 00:02:58,227 --> 00:03:00,141 about how to deal with this crime wave 86 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:02,434 and make sure that nobody gets decapitated. 87 00:03:02,459 --> 00:03:03,659 Decapitated? 88 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,044 It's just a hole in my windshield! 89 00:03:05,069 --> 00:03:06,781 Well, that's how it starts, Geoffrey. 90 00:03:06,806 --> 00:03:08,297 Do you have any enemies? 91 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,289 Well, the sun is no friend of mine. 92 00:03:10,314 --> 00:03:11,381 I freckle up fierce. 93 00:03:11,406 --> 00:03:13,772 We're not talking about your gross skin. 94 00:03:13,797 --> 00:03:14,893 We're talking about someone 95 00:03:14,918 --> 00:03:16,585 that might want to separate your head 96 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:19,430 from your shoulders, and do God knows what with it. 97 00:03:19,455 --> 00:03:20,755 Somebody please do something! 98 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:23,621 Officer, any leads on who might lop off Geoff's head? 99 00:03:23,646 --> 00:03:25,547 Nope. But I suppose you can start 100 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:26,967 with a neighborhood watch. 101 00:03:26,992 --> 00:03:28,951 You know, pick a captain and walk around the neighborhood. 102 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,279 Well, then it's settled. 103 00:03:30,734 --> 00:03:32,601 Everyone will sleep safely tonight 104 00:03:32,626 --> 00:03:34,461 knowing that Captain Beverly Goldberg 105 00:03:34,486 --> 00:03:36,547 - is your champion of peace... - I'll do it. 106 00:03:36,982 --> 00:03:39,427 It was our neighbor, Jane Bales, 107 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:40,977 the one person in town 108 00:03:41,002 --> 00:03:44,437 who was even more Beverly Goldberg than Beverly Goldberg. 109 00:03:44,462 --> 00:03:46,568 Oh. Jane. 110 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:47,781 How cute. 111 00:03:47,806 --> 00:03:50,674 I think, though, everybody agrees I should be captain 112 00:03:50,699 --> 00:03:52,907 because Beverly Goldberg gets things done. 113 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:54,767 Except the person who really gets things done 114 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:56,292 is Jane Bales. 115 00:03:56,699 --> 00:03:58,885 Well, she gets 'em done without a coaster 116 00:03:58,910 --> 00:03:59,984 ... apparently. 117 00:04:00,009 --> 00:04:02,569 Let me tell you how Bevy G gets things done. 118 00:04:02,594 --> 00:04:04,281 I'm the kinda lady 119 00:04:04,306 --> 00:04:07,608 who will return a bathing suit without a receipt. 120 00:04:07,633 --> 00:04:08,680 Big whoop. 121 00:04:08,705 --> 00:04:10,335 I returned a bathing suit without a receipt 122 00:04:10,359 --> 00:04:12,460 after wearing it for a year. 123 00:04:12,868 --> 00:04:16,664 I once returned just an elastic waistband 124 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,824 to a store I didn't even buy it from 125 00:04:18,849 --> 00:04:20,537 because that is what kinda nightmare I am. 126 00:04:20,562 --> 00:04:21,786 I returned a one-piece 127 00:04:21,811 --> 00:04:24,812 I didn't even have in my possession to a bank. 128 00:04:24,837 --> 00:04:28,054 Oh, yeah, I am a walking demon on this Earth. 129 00:04:28,327 --> 00:04:29,601 Most importantly, 130 00:04:29,626 --> 00:04:31,613 what exactly is your plan 131 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,248 to keep our neighborhood safe? 132 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,874 I thought we would develop some signals 133 00:04:35,899 --> 00:04:39,513 in case there are, uh, cutthroats or marauders 134 00:04:39,538 --> 00:04:40,843 on the street, 135 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:42,490 you know, like... 136 00:04:46,305 --> 00:04:48,584 Bird noises. That's Beverly's plan. 137 00:04:48,609 --> 00:04:49,741 Here's mine. 138 00:04:50,305 --> 00:04:52,005 Can you just hold that? 139 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,365 I've listed 10 different ways 140 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:54,960 to keep our neighborhood safe, 141 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:57,359 from posting signs to installing better lights. 142 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,418 - So well researched. - Beautiful typography. 143 00:04:59,443 --> 00:05:00,773 Elegant, like her. 144 00:05:00,798 --> 00:05:02,844 Oh, shut your holes, you gassy nags! 145 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:05,077 Wow. We should probably vote right now. 146 00:05:05,102 --> 00:05:07,882 Or we can postpone the vote 147 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:10,632 until I can bedazzle a poster board myself. 148 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:12,234 - Yay! We're doing that. - No. 149 00:05:12,422 --> 00:05:13,655 I'm not coming back here. 150 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,577 Who wants this lady as captain? 151 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,651 How dare you? You old toads! 152 00:05:19,676 --> 00:05:21,009 She has good plans, Bevy. 153 00:05:21,034 --> 00:05:22,179 Officer, I'm losing. 154 00:05:22,204 --> 00:05:24,359 Take out your gun and make me captain. 155 00:05:24,384 --> 00:05:25,384 No. 156 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,390 While my mom lost her bid for captain, 157 00:05:27,415 --> 00:05:30,304 my brother and I were hoping to win big with our dad. 158 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:33,109 Father, out of respect for you and "Manimal," 159 00:05:33,134 --> 00:05:35,226 - we waited for a commercial. - Indeed. 160 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,645 But the most important event in human history, 161 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,438 WrestleMania IV, is happening, 162 00:05:39,463 --> 00:05:40,697 and we humbly seek your help. 163 00:05:40,722 --> 00:05:43,046 This request is merely financial. 164 00:05:43,071 --> 00:05:44,404 And since you know we respect 165 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:47,015 the enraging-yet-reasonable wrestling ban 166 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,908 due to broken lamps and Barry's toe, 167 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:50,212 which is healing ahead of schedule... 168 00:05:50,236 --> 00:05:51,944 It is way not, but such is life. 169 00:05:51,969 --> 00:05:56,698 ... all we need is the measly pay-per-view fee of $24.95 170 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,458 to view the aforementioned event in the basement. 171 00:05:59,483 --> 00:06:01,184 To express our desires, 172 00:06:01,209 --> 00:06:03,270 we've put together a music dance 173 00:06:03,295 --> 00:06:06,129 laser-light... extravaganza. 174 00:06:06,154 --> 00:06:07,333 ♪ WrestleMania IV ♪ 175 00:06:07,357 --> 00:06:09,442 - ♪ WrestleMania, WrestleMania ♪ - ♪ WrestleMania IV ♪ 176 00:06:09,466 --> 00:06:11,645 The front row will get wet. 177 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:13,138 Get that garbage bag away from me. 178 00:06:13,163 --> 00:06:14,663 - Wait, before you say no... - Yes. 179 00:06:14,688 --> 00:06:17,543 You cheap old bastard! I've never liked you! 180 00:06:17,568 --> 00:06:18,568 Wait. What? 181 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:19,587 Here you go. 182 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:22,223 And, uh, throw it on on the TV upstairs so I can watch it, too. 183 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,649 Uh... 184 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:24,764 And afterwards, the three of us 185 00:06:24,788 --> 00:06:26,319 can head to Bookbinder's for some crab, 186 00:06:26,343 --> 00:06:28,419 - make a night out of it. - Dad, respectfully, 187 00:06:28,444 --> 00:06:30,044 did you fall off the toilet again? 188 00:06:30,069 --> 00:06:32,237 Yeah, since when do you want to watch wrestling 189 00:06:32,262 --> 00:06:33,662 or spend money or be with us? 190 00:06:33,687 --> 00:06:35,193 Since now! 191 00:06:35,218 --> 00:06:37,997 Can't a dad have a little bonding time with his sons? 192 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,208 A dad can, but not our dad. 193 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,167 Just buy the damn wrestling, morons! 194 00:06:42,192 --> 00:06:44,708 - There's our guy! - That feels right! 195 00:06:45,817 --> 00:06:47,926 Murray, you don't just inject yourself 196 00:06:47,951 --> 00:06:49,584 into their lives like it's normal. 197 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:50,885 What's going on? 198 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,927 Remember that, uh, dermatologist I saw last year? 199 00:06:53,952 --> 00:06:55,386 I knew I'd outlive you. 200 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,286 No. My skin is perfect. 201 00:06:57,311 --> 00:06:59,894 But the doctor, not so much. He's dead. 202 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,583 Dr. Lewenstein? 203 00:07:01,608 --> 00:07:03,902 He was younger than you and very active. 204 00:07:03,927 --> 00:07:04,934 Yeah, well, it didn't matter. 205 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,601 One day, he's camping with his kids, 206 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,427 the next day, poof, he's gone. 207 00:07:08,452 --> 00:07:10,320 He always had his shirt off. 208 00:07:10,345 --> 00:07:12,613 - Abs like a xylophone. - We get it. 209 00:07:12,638 --> 00:07:14,677 The point is, if something like that happened to me, 210 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:17,669 my kids wouldn't even be able to say that we went camping. 211 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,271 Barry hates camping. 212 00:07:19,296 --> 00:07:21,044 He can barely poop indoors. 213 00:07:21,069 --> 00:07:23,918 Camping is just an example. It could be anything. 214 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,811 Otherwise, what are they gonna say about me? 215 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:27,870 That you had the decency to keep your shirt on. 216 00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:28,982 And you're Bruce Lee? 217 00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:30,474 Look, you've been saying all year 218 00:07:30,499 --> 00:07:32,794 how you want to make some memories with the kids. 219 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,209 Now's your chance. 220 00:07:34,234 --> 00:07:35,686 That's what I'm doing. 221 00:07:35,711 --> 00:07:38,880 I'm throwing away good money to watch something I hate. 222 00:07:38,905 --> 00:07:41,206 That's a memory that'll last forever. 223 00:07:41,231 --> 00:07:43,004 You wanna make it special? 224 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,107 Take them to see it in person. 225 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,343 As our dad considered taking us to WrestleMania, 226 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,646 our mom wasn't gonna take 227 00:07:48,671 --> 00:07:51,293 being out-voted as neighborhood watch captain. 228 00:07:51,318 --> 00:07:52,787 Thanks for the ride, Mrs. G. 229 00:07:55,148 --> 00:07:56,834 Oh, you're not here to see Erica. 230 00:07:56,859 --> 00:07:59,334 Get comfy. This is an old-fashioned stakeout. 231 00:07:59,359 --> 00:08:01,678 Here. I made coffee and hot dogs. 232 00:08:01,703 --> 00:08:03,633 Oh, no, thank you. 233 00:08:03,658 --> 00:08:05,693 Hot dogs kind of jack up my stomach, 234 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:06,863 and also, what's happening right now? 235 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,481 See those idiots over there? 236 00:08:08,506 --> 00:08:09,655 You mean my mom and her friends? 237 00:08:09,679 --> 00:08:11,513 We're gonna make sure those baked potatoes 238 00:08:11,538 --> 00:08:13,732 don't compromise the safety of the entire neighborhood. 239 00:08:13,757 --> 00:08:16,993 So, we're like the Neighborhood Watch Watch? 240 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,146 For all we know, 241 00:08:18,171 --> 00:08:20,084 one of those shaved bears could be the culprit. 242 00:08:20,109 --> 00:08:21,752 You mean, like, my mom who I love? 243 00:08:21,777 --> 00:08:23,177 Quiet. Somebody's coming. 244 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:24,714 Oh, no. Is it the axe-wielding maniac? 245 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:25,912 I'll protect you! 246 00:08:26,395 --> 00:08:28,545 Hey, cheggit. My boyfriend and mom 247 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:30,488 are mashed together in the front seat of a car. 248 00:08:30,513 --> 00:08:31,513 We're on duty, 249 00:08:31,538 --> 00:08:33,553 so beat it before you blow our cover! 250 00:08:33,578 --> 00:08:36,357 Yeah, I hate to disturb whatever this is, 251 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:37,682 but, um, what are you doing? 252 00:08:37,707 --> 00:08:39,905 She tricked me into spying on the neighborhood watch with her. 253 00:08:39,929 --> 00:08:41,965 Oh. Well, here's an idea for a big boy. 254 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:43,131 Come with me. 255 00:08:43,415 --> 00:08:45,166 Don't you dare open that door, 256 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,568 or so help me, you're off the squad. 257 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,152 Oh, no. Then there wouldn't be a squad. 258 00:08:48,177 --> 00:08:50,207 Erica, get in or get out. 259 00:08:50,232 --> 00:08:51,865 Oh, tough one. 260 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,590 Dammit, they made us! 261 00:08:53,615 --> 00:08:54,699 Beverly? 262 00:08:54,724 --> 00:08:57,099 We rang your bell to come join us. 263 00:08:57,279 --> 00:08:58,437 Oh. 264 00:08:58,462 --> 00:09:01,798 Well, I was busy enjoying a cool afternoon 265 00:09:01,823 --> 00:09:03,190 with my daughter's boyfriend. 266 00:09:03,215 --> 00:09:04,935 - Are you okay, Geoffrey? - No. 267 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,194 Strange, you girls are going East to West. 268 00:09:07,219 --> 00:09:08,623 The light's not as good. 269 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:09,671 You know, if I were captain... 270 00:09:09,695 --> 00:09:12,194 Well, you can stop right there. Because you're not. 271 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,256 Well, I'm going this way. Who's with me? 272 00:09:14,866 --> 00:09:17,076 Bevy, Jane's the captain. 273 00:09:18,147 --> 00:09:19,420 Well, you've left me no choice. 274 00:09:19,445 --> 00:09:22,209 I am starting my own Neighborhood Watch. 275 00:09:22,835 --> 00:09:24,631 Come on, Geoff! 276 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:27,975 Sorry, Mama. I guess I got to go with my girlfriend's mom. 277 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,748 See ya at dinner, I hope. 278 00:09:29,773 --> 00:09:31,808 As our mom was starting her own watch, 279 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:35,116 our dad and Pops were waiting in line for the big event. 280 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,808 This is great, Mur. 281 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:39,101 Seeing the sweaty muscle men live 282 00:09:39,126 --> 00:09:41,991 is way better than watching it on TV. 283 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,023 This was it. 284 00:09:43,048 --> 00:09:44,453 My dad was finally gonna spend 285 00:09:44,478 --> 00:09:46,164 his hard-earned money on us kids 286 00:09:46,189 --> 00:09:48,742 to make a memory that would last a lifetime. 287 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:49,789 - _ - Or not. 288 00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:50,834 Sold out? 289 00:09:50,859 --> 00:09:52,258 This makes no sense. 290 00:09:52,283 --> 00:09:53,583 What are we gonna do? 291 00:09:53,608 --> 00:09:55,100 The only thing we can do, 292 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:57,569 that's go home and never try again. 293 00:09:57,594 --> 00:10:00,773 No, Murray, you can't stop now! 294 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,834 What about a scalper? 295 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,719 Stop coming up with solutions! 296 00:10:06,101 --> 00:10:08,711 Oh! Looks like we got a couple wrestling fans right here. 297 00:10:08,736 --> 00:10:11,281 How would you like some primo seats to WrestleMania 298 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,254 and/or some heavily discounted, 299 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,546 unlicensed merchandise? 300 00:10:14,571 --> 00:10:16,695 Who's "Ander the Gaint"? 301 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,869 The misspelling makes it a collector's item. 302 00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:20,195 Just three of your best seats. 303 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,554 You are in my luck, my friend. 304 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,080 I got three in the third row. 305 00:10:23,105 --> 00:10:26,147 And to see those jacked, glistening bodies that close, 306 00:10:26,172 --> 00:10:28,226 it's only gonna set you back 400 bucks. 307 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,423 Just give me the tickets. 308 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,680 Cage-side seats? This is amazing! 309 00:10:33,705 --> 00:10:35,789 We're gonna have the greatest day of our lives! 310 00:10:35,814 --> 00:10:37,848 - Hell, yeah, we are! - Wait. You're going, too? 311 00:10:37,873 --> 00:10:39,767 Yeah. I wouldn't let you go to Wrestletown without me. 312 00:10:39,791 --> 00:10:40,848 WrestleMania. 313 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:43,217 - I can't wait to see Hunk Hoggins. - Hulk Hogan. 314 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,576 And Andy Macho Dan Rather. 315 00:10:44,601 --> 00:10:45,868 Randy "Macho Man" Savage. 316 00:10:45,893 --> 00:10:47,234 All the greats! 317 00:10:47,828 --> 00:10:50,892 Okay, I don't know what Dad's up to, 318 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,751 but he's definitely gonna embarrass us 319 00:10:52,776 --> 00:10:55,396 in front of those taste-makers and men-about-town 320 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,430 who attend professional wrestling events. 321 00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:58,467 What do we do? 322 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,368 He did buy us amazing seats, 323 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,893 so there's only one thing to do. 324 00:11:01,919 --> 00:11:03,419 Support our father. 325 00:11:03,444 --> 00:11:05,609 - Ditch him. - Or that. 326 00:11:05,784 --> 00:11:07,875 It had been one day since our mom decided 327 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,367 she was going to compete with Jane Bales' neighborhood watch 328 00:11:10,392 --> 00:11:11,586 and form her own. 329 00:11:11,611 --> 00:11:13,609 Welcome to the first meeting of the newer, 330 00:11:13,634 --> 00:11:15,280 much better neighborhood watch. 331 00:11:15,305 --> 00:11:16,936 I'm only here to do my laundry. 332 00:11:16,961 --> 00:11:18,203 Roll. Don't fold. 333 00:11:18,228 --> 00:11:19,373 Now, I've gone over this map, 334 00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:20,697 and I have determined 335 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,990 that all of the car break-ins in this neighborhood 336 00:11:23,022 --> 00:11:25,139 have happened on this block. 337 00:11:25,164 --> 00:11:26,431 Oh, no! A pattern! 338 00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:28,691 - It's two pushpins, Geoff. - You see it, too! 339 00:11:28,716 --> 00:11:30,211 Which is why I acquired 340 00:11:30,236 --> 00:11:33,086 this state-of-the-art surveillance technology. 341 00:11:33,111 --> 00:11:34,489 That's how the CIA does it. 342 00:11:34,514 --> 00:11:36,015 Next, our cutting-edge 343 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,891 cordless communication devices. 344 00:11:37,916 --> 00:11:39,895 Adam's G.I. Joe walkie-talkies? 345 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,008 Mine's shaped like a cobra! 346 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,231 And finally, official jackets. 347 00:11:43,256 --> 00:11:45,023 - _ - So many unnecessary words! 348 00:11:45,048 --> 00:11:47,453 And yet, not enough to explain how stupid this is. 349 00:11:47,478 --> 00:11:48,478 Oh, it says "Geoff." 350 00:11:48,503 --> 00:11:49,863 They're never gonna see us coming. 351 00:11:50,637 --> 00:11:52,351 Hey, look, Beverly's coming. 352 00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:54,219 Good afternoon, Jane Bales 353 00:11:54,244 --> 00:11:56,391 and her crew of puffy-faced misfits. 354 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,616 Beverly, give it up. 355 00:11:57,641 --> 00:12:00,142 The neighborhood does not need two watches. 356 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:02,633 I agree. And I accept your resignation 357 00:12:02,658 --> 00:12:04,547 and embarrassing tearful apology. 358 00:12:04,572 --> 00:12:06,367 - Are you okay, Geoffrey? - I don't know. 359 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,524 Excuse me a sec. 360 00:12:08,181 --> 00:12:11,297 Erica, go for Chief of Enforcement Bev. Over? 361 00:12:11,322 --> 00:12:13,297 Mom, I told you I don't want any part of this. 362 00:12:13,322 --> 00:12:15,382 What's that? A disturbance. Over? 363 00:12:15,407 --> 00:12:16,697 Please leave me alone. 364 00:12:16,806 --> 00:12:18,143 A 521? 365 00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:19,768 Copy that. Over! 366 00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:21,851 You keep saying "over," but then it's not over. 367 00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:23,648 Chief of Enforcement signing off. 368 00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:25,734 Well, we must go. 369 00:12:25,759 --> 00:12:28,273 And while you're standing around letting your bodies go to rot, 370 00:12:28,298 --> 00:12:30,726 we'll be keeping mayhem off the streets. 371 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,719 - Lock and load, Schwartz! - Load what? 372 00:12:32,744 --> 00:12:35,226 - Just follow me. - Okay, then. 373 00:12:36,207 --> 00:12:37,992 - Bye, Mom. - Take a bag of nuts. 374 00:12:38,017 --> 00:12:39,828 Don't talk to her. 375 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:42,454 While our mom headed out to find crime, 376 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:43,979 my brother and I were planning 377 00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:45,736 to lose our dad at WrestleMania. 378 00:12:45,761 --> 00:12:47,929 Okay, let's go over Operation Ditch Dad 379 00:12:47,954 --> 00:12:49,225 - one more time. - Okay! 380 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,256 When we arrive, 381 00:12:50,281 --> 00:12:51,948 we immediately ask Dad 382 00:12:51,973 --> 00:12:54,437 to buy us a ton of WrestleMania merch. 383 00:12:54,462 --> 00:12:56,429 And then we head over to this food station 384 00:12:56,454 --> 00:12:59,474 and have Dad buy us each a giant 64-ounce Slushie. 385 00:12:59,499 --> 00:13:01,256 Then his bladder will fill, 386 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,672 and he'll have to rush to the restroom. 387 00:13:03,697 --> 00:13:06,023 At that point, we go to the other side of the cage 388 00:13:06,048 --> 00:13:07,815 and exchange our tickets 389 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,674 with some jacked wrestling bros. 390 00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:11,703 Then Dad will return to his seat, 391 00:13:11,728 --> 00:13:15,430 see the jacked bros, be enraged and confused, 392 00:13:15,455 --> 00:13:17,492 and decide to take a nap in his car. 393 00:13:17,532 --> 00:13:18,967 It's utterly foolproof. 394 00:13:18,992 --> 00:13:21,812 You know, unless our dad actually wants to spend time with us. 395 00:13:21,837 --> 00:13:24,639 We're talking about our dad actually being a dad? 396 00:13:24,664 --> 00:13:26,732 And maybe we should actually enjoy the day 397 00:13:26,757 --> 00:13:28,870 as if we were regular kids who know love 398 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,460 from a male figure in their lives. 399 00:13:30,485 --> 00:13:33,726 And he won't embarrass us and it'll actually be fun? 400 00:13:34,076 --> 00:13:36,043 Hey, hey, hey! Let's do this! 401 00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:37,695 - Dad? - What the hell, man? 402 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,115 I've been watching wrestling. I love "Ding Dong" Randy. 403 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:42,109 It's "King Kong" Bundy. 404 00:13:42,134 --> 00:13:44,742 And why are you wearing Erica's old bathing suit? 405 00:13:44,767 --> 00:13:46,804 'Cause it's what a good dad does. 406 00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:49,071 Here, one of you Hulk-a-mannequins hold my keys. 407 00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:50,716 So we stick with the plan? 408 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,796 We stick with the plan. 409 00:13:51,821 --> 00:13:53,521 And maybe get him a robe on the way out. 410 00:13:53,546 --> 00:13:56,484 As we were hoping to avoid the most embarrassing dad alive, 411 00:13:56,509 --> 00:13:58,177 our mom was dead set 412 00:13:58,202 --> 00:14:00,170 on proving her value as watch captain. 413 00:14:00,195 --> 00:14:02,257 Please tell me you're here to call a truce. 414 00:14:02,282 --> 00:14:03,430 And that I can have my son back. 415 00:14:03,454 --> 00:14:06,140 Or did you come here to call us beefy jelly-bellies and shame us? 416 00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:07,852 Virginia was closest. 417 00:14:08,321 --> 00:14:10,478 Here's a detailed list of infractions 418 00:14:10,503 --> 00:14:12,037 your watch failed to prevent. 419 00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:13,315 Beverly, just let it go. 420 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,374 November 8th, 421 00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:16,968 teens skateboarding in street with boom boxes blaring. 422 00:14:16,993 --> 00:14:18,894 BevWatch sprays them with garden hose, 423 00:14:18,919 --> 00:14:21,257 assures them, "There's more where that came from." 424 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:22,780 You're just being petty and jealous. 425 00:14:22,805 --> 00:14:24,617 When it comes to the safety of this neighborhood, 426 00:14:24,641 --> 00:14:26,504 there is no length I won't go to. 427 00:14:26,529 --> 00:14:27,538 Stop everything. 428 00:14:27,563 --> 00:14:29,598 I just discovered my car's windshield 429 00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:31,223 had a rock tossed through it! 430 00:14:31,248 --> 00:14:33,535 Damn it! I need to get back out there. 431 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,757 I can't believe I wasted time 432 00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:36,404 talking to you haggard pumpkins! 433 00:14:36,429 --> 00:14:37,452 No need. 434 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,655 Because I think you'll discover 435 00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:40,313 the person who committed this crime 436 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,111 is none other than Beverly Goldberg. 437 00:14:44,173 --> 00:14:46,187 I don't think I like what you're implying, Jane. 438 00:14:46,212 --> 00:14:47,616 And there was a note attached. 439 00:14:47,641 --> 00:14:49,117 _ 440 00:14:50,086 --> 00:14:51,086 Wait. 441 00:14:51,111 --> 00:14:52,383 You all think that I would do this? 442 00:14:52,407 --> 00:14:54,585 - It is something you might say. - Have said. 443 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,570 - Yeah. Like a lot. - In front of our children. 444 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,095 In that case, um, [BLEEP] you... 445 00:14:59,579 --> 00:15:03,057 ... and your [BLEEP] frazzled [BLEEP] faces. 446 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,424 I know that doesn't help my case. 447 00:15:05,449 --> 00:15:06,983 But [BLEEP] all of you. 448 00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:08,742 As my mom felt set up, 449 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:11,064 my brother and I were ready for a smackdown. 450 00:15:11,089 --> 00:15:12,461 Holy crap! 451 00:15:12,486 --> 00:15:14,753 Dad, these seats are amazing. 452 00:15:14,778 --> 00:15:16,518 And Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant 453 00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:19,479 are about to face off in arguably the most famous match 454 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:21,440 in wrestling history, now or ever! 455 00:15:22,183 --> 00:15:23,870 Wrestling with my boys! 456 00:15:23,895 --> 00:15:25,995 Coming off the top rope for a hug! 457 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:27,659 - Whoa. - Mm! 458 00:15:27,684 --> 00:15:29,252 That was a fun interaction. 459 00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:32,456 Dad's being super weird and affectionate, and I kinda love it. 460 00:15:32,481 --> 00:15:34,299 He's being the father we've always wanted. 461 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,797 It's really off-putting. 462 00:15:35,822 --> 00:15:37,432 Yo, I think you're in our seats. 463 00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:39,766 Nah, nah, nah, pal. We're all good. 464 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:40,827 These are fake. 465 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,149 No, they're not. 466 00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,001 Oh, balls! 467 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,699 WhistleMania, a whistling competition. 468 00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:48,159 What? Whistling? 469 00:15:48,184 --> 00:15:50,912 That's for tea kettles and letting a lady know she's pretty. 470 00:15:50,937 --> 00:15:52,259 - Come on. Let's go. - No! 471 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,806 No way! We're not leaving. 472 00:15:53,831 --> 00:15:55,899 - I'm getting security. - What is happening?! 473 00:15:55,924 --> 00:15:57,976 Are we getting kicked out of WrestleMania IV? 474 00:15:58,001 --> 00:15:59,579 There's the Hulkster! Go, Hulk! 475 00:15:59,604 --> 00:16:00,689 Whoo! 476 00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:02,514 Oh! It's starting! 477 00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:03,714 And we're gonna miss it all! 478 00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:06,760 And to think, we actually felt guilty about ditching you! 479 00:16:06,785 --> 00:16:09,456 Wait, you were gonna ditch me even though I bought you tickets? 480 00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:11,482 You didn't buy us tickets. These are fakes. 481 00:16:11,507 --> 00:16:13,675 If you really wanted to spend time with us, 482 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,932 you'd know we hate whistling. 483 00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,229 Here comes Andre the Giant! 484 00:16:16,254 --> 00:16:18,006 Oh, man, Hulk's gonna crush you, bro! 485 00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:19,549 You wanna know why I did it? 486 00:16:19,574 --> 00:16:21,581 Because I had a health thing, okay? 487 00:16:22,152 --> 00:16:24,167 My doctor scared the hell out of me. 488 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,759 Wait. What? Dad, are you okay? 489 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,120 I'm fine. 490 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:29,690 But it made me realize I'm not gonna be around forever, 491 00:16:29,715 --> 00:16:32,404 and I wanted to make some memories with you guys, 492 00:16:32,429 --> 00:16:33,909 at least one memory. 493 00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:38,620 Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to come with me. 494 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,135 Well, since you were gonna ditch me, 495 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,214 I can assume you'll find a ride home. 496 00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:45,333 Ohh! That had to hurt! 497 00:16:49,173 --> 00:16:51,408 Our mom had been accused of a crime, 498 00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:52,877 she wasn't going to let it stand. 499 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,997 Thank you all for coming and thank you once again 500 00:16:55,022 --> 00:16:57,226 to my brother-in-arms, Officer Puchinski. 501 00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:58,716 Well, I assume we're here so 502 00:16:58,741 --> 00:17:00,980 you can fess up to cracking my car window. 503 00:17:01,005 --> 00:17:03,082 Oh, I did crack something, Jane. 504 00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:04,810 I cracked the case. 505 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:09,160 Yeah. That's right. The person who broke the windows was... 506 00:17:09,185 --> 00:17:10,605 ... this guy. 507 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,676 A pinecone? 508 00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:13,747 And it would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you. 509 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,482 Please. I mean, this is really who you want 510 00:17:15,507 --> 00:17:16,686 leading your neighborhood watch? 511 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,192 Both Ginzy and Geoff 512 00:17:18,217 --> 00:17:20,852 parked underneath the giant pine tree out front. 513 00:17:20,877 --> 00:17:22,721 The autumn breeze loosened one of the cones, 514 00:17:22,746 --> 00:17:24,099 and... Whammo! 515 00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:26,200 - Broken glass. - That does make sense. 516 00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:28,293 Of course! Pinecones! They're nature's rocks! 517 00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:30,104 Rocks are nat... Never mind. 518 00:17:30,129 --> 00:17:32,041 Okay, but that doesn't explain who wrote the note 519 00:17:32,065 --> 00:17:34,530 with the colorful Bev language, hmm? 520 00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:35,943 As you may not know, 521 00:17:35,968 --> 00:17:39,013 I set up Adam's video camera to record our front yard, 522 00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:40,447 and... Oh, my! 523 00:17:40,472 --> 00:17:42,164 I think I have it right here. 524 00:17:43,619 --> 00:17:45,620 Oh, yeah, Adam is whacking 525 00:17:45,645 --> 00:17:47,845 - his, um, opponent, and I... - Nope, not this. 526 00:17:48,895 --> 00:17:50,311 Okay. Here... Here we go. 527 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,647 There's Jane's car. 528 00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:53,335 And what have we here? 529 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,938 There's Jane. 530 00:17:55,346 --> 00:17:57,100 You vandalized your own car. 531 00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,499 Damn right she did, to frame me! 532 00:17:59,524 --> 00:18:01,421 Fine! It's true! 533 00:18:02,518 --> 00:18:04,238 She admitted it! Bev wins! 534 00:18:04,263 --> 00:18:06,125 I'm sorry. I just felt so... 535 00:18:06,469 --> 00:18:08,178 ... threatened by you! 536 00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:10,144 You are so smart and cunning, 537 00:18:10,169 --> 00:18:12,421 and you were gonna steal the neighborhood watch from me. 538 00:18:12,446 --> 00:18:14,039 I had to do something! 539 00:18:14,064 --> 00:18:16,828 You thought I was gonna steal the watch? 540 00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:20,718 That is the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 541 00:18:20,743 --> 00:18:21,746 - Is it? - I mean, 542 00:18:21,771 --> 00:18:24,172 you are the neighborhood badass. 543 00:18:24,197 --> 00:18:27,432 I just wanted to walk in your shoes for a moment. 544 00:18:27,457 --> 00:18:30,740 You would destroy your own property for power? 545 00:18:32,024 --> 00:18:34,632 That is the kind of person I need on my watch. 546 00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:36,335 - Is it? - What are you saying? 547 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,672 I'm saying, 548 00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:40,265 let's join forces and teach each other 549 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,741 how to be nightmares together. 550 00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:44,269 I would love that. 551 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,889 Oh, get over here, you moldy old peaches. 552 00:18:50,986 --> 00:18:53,967 Aww. Also, everything about this seems wrong. 553 00:18:53,992 --> 00:18:55,328 Goodbye forever. 554 00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:57,267 While my mom and Jane were coming together, 555 00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,860 our trip to WrestleMania was falling apart. 556 00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:02,506 I can't believe we're missing the greatest wrestling match 557 00:19:02,531 --> 00:19:04,546 in the history of humankind. 558 00:19:04,571 --> 00:19:07,391 And I can't believe Dad just wanted to spend time with us. 559 00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:09,270 It's not just that. 560 00:19:09,295 --> 00:19:11,463 He went to something he hated for us, 561 00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:13,688 and instead, we body-slammed his heart. 562 00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:17,085 I couldn't help, but overhear. 563 00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:18,937 - The Hulkster? - Hulk Hogan? 564 00:19:18,962 --> 00:19:21,097 - Listen, brother. - He knows we're brothers. 565 00:19:21,122 --> 00:19:23,358 Your dad sounds like a pretty good father, brother. 566 00:19:23,383 --> 00:19:25,358 No, he's our dad. 567 00:19:25,383 --> 00:19:26,561 We're brothers. 568 00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:27,822 I'm your biggest fan, 569 00:19:27,847 --> 00:19:29,617 but you sound like an idiot right now. 570 00:19:29,641 --> 00:19:31,741 Look, if your dad wants to make an effort, 571 00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:32,984 you should, too. 572 00:19:33,009 --> 00:19:34,729 You've only got one father, brother. 573 00:19:34,754 --> 00:19:37,088 Whoa, he drops fools and knowledge! 574 00:19:37,113 --> 00:19:38,944 I'm on it, Hulk! Thank you! 575 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,025 Scram! 576 00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,584 Yep, thanks to Hulkster, 577 00:19:41,609 --> 00:19:44,125 me and Barry knew exactly what we needed to do. 578 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,086 Hey, Dad. 579 00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:47,475 Can we hang with you? 580 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,834 Whatever. It's a free country. 581 00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:51,711 We just want to let you know, 582 00:19:51,736 --> 00:19:53,581 we're sorry we were gonna ditch you. 583 00:19:53,606 --> 00:19:56,708 And even though we didn't see the match, 584 00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:59,149 we did see something even better... 585 00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:01,489 You trying to get into wrestling for us. 586 00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:02,881 But there's one thing we love 587 00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:04,578 even more than wrestling... 588 00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:06,102 You. 589 00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:09,297 So let's do stuff together, 590 00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:11,625 no matter how embarrassing. 591 00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,125 You know what? 592 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,788 I guess I'd like that. 593 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,802 That's the thing about spending time with your family. 594 00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:23,231 Sometimes the smallest change will make the biggest difference. 595 00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:26,948 And sometimes it takes a no-holds-barred grudge match 596 00:20:26,973 --> 00:20:28,981 to find out who your friends really are. 597 00:20:29,801 --> 00:20:31,819 We never went to see WrestleMania again, 598 00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:33,812 but we started a new tradition. 599 00:20:33,837 --> 00:20:35,948 Every year, we'd sit with our dad 600 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,682 and watch it on TV. 601 00:20:37,717 --> 00:20:40,191 And looking back, it was the best. 602 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:42,684 Because it's those everyday moments you take for granted 603 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,729 that truly, truly mean the most. 604 00:20:45,754 --> 00:20:46,854 Body slam! 605 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,760 _ 606 00:20:48,785 --> 00:20:53,402 Adam is whacking... Um, whacking his, um opponent. 607 00:20:53,427 --> 00:20:55,176 All right, well, let's go. 608 00:20:55,201 --> 00:20:56,267 Turn this off. 609 00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:57,753 You can't turn it off. 610 00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,003 You can't turn it off! 611 00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:04,744 Okay, this is a Royal Rumble, no-holds-barred cage match. 612 00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:08,174 You can expect no mercy and several butt hats. 613 00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:11,260 Great. One thing, I brought backup. 614 00:21:11,598 --> 00:21:13,642 Tag me in, brother. 615 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,142 Hulk Hogan? Oh, no. 616 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,301 Now go wreck my brother, brother. 617 00:21:18,326 --> 00:21:20,432 The Hulkster obliges, brother. 618 00:21:20,457 --> 00:21:22,432 No! Self-sleeper hold! 619 00:21:23,062 --> 00:21:25,213 You got a weird brother, brother. 620 00:21:25,238 --> 00:21:27,198 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com