1 00:00:01,071 --> 00:00:03,109 Back in the '80s, before social media, 2 00:00:03,172 --> 00:00:04,562 the only way to show off your family 3 00:00:04,664 --> 00:00:06,342 was with your annual holiday card. 4 00:00:06,437 --> 00:00:08,092 Yep. Matching sweaters and smiles 5 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:10,400 sent to family and friends near and far. 6 00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:12,620 My mom always had a strong opinion. 7 00:00:12,876 --> 00:00:15,631 Who takes a picture in a field of cornflowers? 8 00:00:15,719 --> 00:00:18,217 We all know this is the park behind the interstate. 9 00:00:18,305 --> 00:00:20,146 No one thinks you have a summer home. 10 00:00:20,234 --> 00:00:22,802 I'm gonna regret this, but they seem pretty happy. 11 00:00:22,915 --> 00:00:24,743 Well, so do lobsters before you boil them. 12 00:00:24,831 --> 00:00:26,223 Who's boiling a lobster? 13 00:00:26,311 --> 00:00:27,661 Everyone, shut your nog holes! 14 00:00:27,749 --> 00:00:29,272 Look at the Kremps' Christmas card. 15 00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:33,170 They're literally glowing. 16 00:00:33,258 --> 00:00:35,904 They look like the Kennedys... But with no Teds. 17 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:38,951 These beautiful blond turds are not gonna outdo me this year. 18 00:00:39,057 --> 00:00:40,107 Uh-uh. No. 19 00:00:40,195 --> 00:00:43,111 The Goldbergs are having a professional holiday photo taken. 20 00:00:43,228 --> 00:00:44,708 Nah. No "nah." 21 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:46,818 You can't "nah." I "nah" your "nah." 22 00:00:46,906 --> 00:00:49,780 Murray's right. You can't just force us to take a photo 23 00:00:49,868 --> 00:00:53,089 out of some sort of vindictive personal jealousy. 24 00:00:53,164 --> 00:00:55,159 That's why all photos are taken. 25 00:00:55,247 --> 00:00:56,709 Except you're forgetting one thing. 26 00:00:56,797 --> 00:00:59,060 Yep. We had our own crazy holiday cards. 27 00:00:59,148 --> 00:01:01,779 But the matching outfits and stupid poses hid the fact 28 00:01:01,867 --> 00:01:03,725 that every single session was torture. 29 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,678 It looks like a yearbook for an insane asylum. 30 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,638 Ha! He got you good, Bevy. 31 00:01:07,726 --> 00:01:09,670 Hey, kid, I like having you around. 32 00:01:09,758 --> 00:01:11,282 Thanks, I guess. I'm your son who lives here, 33 00:01:11,369 --> 00:01:12,965 so it's a little weird. 34 00:01:13,053 --> 00:01:14,482 No, no, no. The full package. 35 00:01:14,570 --> 00:01:16,373 No expenses spared. All right. 36 00:01:17,570 --> 00:01:19,396 I booked studio time. Yay! 37 00:01:19,484 --> 00:01:21,639 Damn it! Why'd I choose to have a family? 38 00:01:21,727 --> 00:01:23,842 Guess who's home for winter break! 39 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:25,982 It's Erica, and she brought me and laundry. 40 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:27,553 Yep, I'm back, and it's time 41 00:01:27,641 --> 00:01:29,382 not to reconnect or catch up at all. 42 00:01:29,470 --> 00:01:30,937 I'm just gonna sleep and do nothing. 43 00:01:31,025 --> 00:01:33,391 Not nothing, 'cause Mom's making us take a family photo. 44 00:01:33,479 --> 00:01:34,789 Oh, no. 45 00:01:34,974 --> 00:01:36,422 You never saw me! 46 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:40,253 'Tis the season to pre-treat some stains for my lady love. 47 00:01:40,357 --> 00:01:42,726 You need to do some self-reflecting, kid. 48 00:01:42,814 --> 00:01:44,555 Oh, I'm going down! 49 00:01:44,643 --> 00:01:46,422 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 50 00:01:46,510 --> 00:01:48,984 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say *THE GOLDBERGS * 51 00:01:49,071 --> 00:01:51,071 *THE GOLDBERGS (2013) * Season 07 Episode 10 52 00:01:51,158 --> 00:01:52,738 *THE GOLDBERGS (2013) * Episode Title : "It's A Wonderful Life" 53 00:01:52,826 --> 00:01:54,062 ♪ I don't know the future 54 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:57,500 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 55 00:01:57,588 --> 00:01:59,719 It was December 11th, 1980-something, 56 00:01:59,849 --> 00:02:01,406 and the JTP were preparing 57 00:02:01,494 --> 00:02:03,845 for their first holiday together as roommates. 58 00:02:03,933 --> 00:02:05,282 Merry Christmas! 59 00:02:05,370 --> 00:02:07,154 - Merry Christmas, George! - Merry Christmas! 60 00:02:07,242 --> 00:02:08,914 I love It's a Wonderful Life. 61 00:02:09,002 --> 00:02:10,467 It reminds me it is a wonderful life. 62 00:02:10,555 --> 00:02:12,157 Of course, one roommate 63 00:02:12,244 --> 00:02:13,828 Didn't quite have the holiday spirit. 64 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:16,344 Turn the black-and-white nonsense off. 65 00:02:16,432 --> 00:02:19,312 I demand we watch a true holiday classic... 66 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,701 Lone Wolf McQuade. 67 00:02:20,789 --> 00:02:22,125 Is that even a holiday movie? 68 00:02:22,213 --> 00:02:24,601 Totally. It stars a jolly bearded man, 69 00:02:24,689 --> 00:02:25,722 Chuck Norris, 70 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:28,617 who delivers joy to children by killing drug kingpins. 71 00:02:28,705 --> 00:02:29,578 So, that's a no. 72 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:31,531 Time to kick our eyes with some action. 73 00:02:31,666 --> 00:02:34,219 Human remote! 74 00:02:34,307 --> 00:02:36,329 That was my copy of Lone Wolf McQuade. 75 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:38,549 Uh, we've been talking and feel you could 76 00:02:38,637 --> 00:02:41,297 be a little more... Respectful of our stuff. 77 00:02:41,385 --> 00:02:43,562 When am I disrespectful, stupid Matt Bradley? 78 00:02:43,650 --> 00:02:45,797 For instance, you constantly use my toothbrush. 79 00:02:45,885 --> 00:02:47,293 To clean the shower, so you're welcome. 80 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:48,712 And every time I get home from work, 81 00:02:48,799 --> 00:02:49,969 you "ninja surprise" me 82 00:02:50,057 --> 00:02:51,312 with a bo staff to the belly. 83 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,664 I thought you were a burglar. 84 00:02:52,752 --> 00:02:53,891 Six times? 85 00:02:53,979 --> 00:02:55,502 And you ate my allergy medicine. 86 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:57,226 I regret that one. Tasted real bad. 87 00:02:57,383 --> 00:02:58,649 So, you're gonna change your ways 88 00:02:58,736 --> 00:02:59,738 and become a better roommate? 89 00:02:59,807 --> 00:03:01,344 Over some ticky-tack stuff, 90 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:02,648 like wearing your shirts 91 00:03:02,736 --> 00:03:04,609 - and socks and underwear? - What? 92 00:03:04,697 --> 00:03:06,719 Plus, when we talk, you always interrupt... 93 00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:07,703 Silence, okay? 94 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:09,836 You've made your mediocre case, JTP, 95 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:12,445 and since it's the season of forgiveness, 96 00:03:12,638 --> 00:03:14,553 you'll be happy to know I forgive you 97 00:03:14,641 --> 00:03:16,500 for attacking me in my own home. 98 00:03:16,933 --> 00:03:19,094 I apologize for using this language, 99 00:03:19,343 --> 00:03:21,414 but Barry's a crummy roommate. 100 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,101 It's like no matter what we say, 101 00:03:23,189 --> 00:03:24,430 he still wears our underwear. 102 00:03:24,518 --> 00:03:25,883 Tasty needs to be stopped. 103 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,521 As the JTP wished Barry would chill out, 104 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:31,250 my mom was firing up the Festival of Lights. 105 00:03:31,338 --> 00:03:32,281 And amen. 106 00:03:34,331 --> 00:03:36,693 We just had to sit through all that Hebrew jibber-jabber. 107 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:37,797 Now where's our presents? 108 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,859 Gotta start off Hanukkah with a bang. 109 00:03:39,947 --> 00:03:41,898 Tube socks! Tube socks! Tube socks! 110 00:03:41,986 --> 00:03:44,781 Hoo! These stripey bad boys will fit in all my shoes. 111 00:03:44,869 --> 00:03:47,758 As your romantic partner, the sock excitement isn't working for me. 112 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:48,664 I'm gonna do better. 113 00:03:48,752 --> 00:03:51,537 Now we discuss the most important part about Hanukkah. 114 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:53,015 Our people's struggle? 115 00:03:53,103 --> 00:03:55,061 Boring! Our family photo. 116 00:03:55,149 --> 00:03:56,337 That's still a thing we're doing? 117 00:03:56,424 --> 00:03:59,297 Let these impossibly colorful sweaters be my answer. 118 00:03:59,385 --> 00:04:00,633 Socks and a sweater! 119 00:04:00,734 --> 00:04:01,820 It's no big deal. 120 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:05,234 No way am I squeezing into this itchy yarn vomit. 121 00:04:05,322 --> 00:04:06,539 I think it's beautiful. 122 00:04:06,635 --> 00:04:07,931 Not just the sweaters, but the fact 123 00:04:08,018 --> 00:04:09,454 that you're including me in your holiday card. 124 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:10,985 Yeah, that's not what's happening here. 125 00:04:11,072 --> 00:04:12,703 Geoff, that's Barry's sweater.Oh. 126 00:04:12,791 --> 00:04:14,704 But since you have it on, could you do me a favor 127 00:04:14,791 --> 00:04:16,445 and do something punchy and kicky 128 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:19,508 so I can see if it has enough elasticity for my hyper monkey? 129 00:04:20,554 --> 00:04:21,851 What is that? 130 00:04:21,939 --> 00:04:23,789 Okay, well, clearly, you're not into it, 131 00:04:23,877 --> 00:04:26,317 so why don't you just take it off, and I'll put it on the dog. 132 00:04:26,931 --> 00:04:28,015 Sure. 133 00:04:28,139 --> 00:04:29,773 Well, I hope you guys enjoy your... 134 00:04:29,998 --> 00:04:31,289 Family photo. 135 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,461 Erica, I think your boyfriend wants 136 00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:35,398 to be in our family for some reason. 137 00:04:35,537 --> 00:04:36,671 That makes me sad. 138 00:04:36,759 --> 00:04:38,180 It makes us all sad, buddy. 139 00:04:39,742 --> 00:04:42,242 Dude, my mom's down there trying to talk Pops 140 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:44,117 into being the top of our human pyramid. 141 00:04:44,276 --> 00:04:45,602 Is this really what you want to be a part of? 142 00:04:45,689 --> 00:04:47,101 I'm not married to a pyramid, 143 00:04:47,189 --> 00:04:49,109 but some sort of people-stacking with your family 144 00:04:49,197 --> 00:04:50,109 is what I want. 145 00:04:50,197 --> 00:04:51,460 I mean, we've been dating for years now, 146 00:04:51,547 --> 00:04:52,810 and I'm with your family all the time, 147 00:04:52,897 --> 00:04:54,159 and now we're living together. 148 00:04:54,479 --> 00:04:57,383 That last thing being our very carefully guarded secret. 149 00:04:57,471 --> 00:05:00,126 I know. And it might be corny, but it's what I want. 150 00:05:00,214 --> 00:05:02,844 Geoff, you're such a sweet and sensitive boy, 151 00:05:02,932 --> 00:05:05,680 which is why I say this in the gentlest way possible. 152 00:05:05,932 --> 00:05:07,185 Don't be a **** idiot. 153 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:08,587 Not in front of Bear-rah Fawcett! Okay. 154 00:05:10,329 --> 00:05:12,418 You need to accept it's not gonna happen. 155 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,199 - Why not? - It's my parents. 156 00:05:14,287 --> 00:05:15,976 They're just old-fashioned that way. 157 00:05:16,064 --> 00:05:17,619 Well, then I guess I'll just have to get your family 158 00:05:17,706 --> 00:05:19,813 to see what they're missing out on. My Geoffer-vescence. 159 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,075 Super bubbly. 160 00:05:21,163 --> 00:05:22,898 But it's best to just sit this one out. 161 00:05:22,986 --> 00:05:25,075 But that photo pyramid sounds so fun. 162 00:05:25,163 --> 00:05:28,594 I just want so badly to be under your dad or on top of your grandpa. 163 00:05:30,265 --> 00:05:32,117 I-I know you don't know why, 164 00:05:32,205 --> 00:05:34,984 but we are not gonna kiss for a while. 165 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:38,076 While Geoff was stressing out he couldn't be in the picture, 166 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:41,035 Dave Kim and I were relaxing with a neighborhood stroll... 167 00:05:41,169 --> 00:05:43,015 Until this happened. 168 00:05:48,878 --> 00:05:50,509 Tell no one, or I'll erase your bloodline! 169 00:05:53,209 --> 00:05:55,750 Oh! 170 00:05:55,952 --> 00:05:57,102 Holy crap! 171 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,235 Why'd you guys snatch me off the street like that? 172 00:05:59,323 --> 00:06:00,352 What a rush! 173 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,790 Now I get why kidnappers like this. 174 00:06:01,877 --> 00:06:03,328 Super awesome and dramatic, right? 175 00:06:03,416 --> 00:06:05,235 Again, why am I here? 176 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,008 Well, we figured you lived with Barry 177 00:06:07,096 --> 00:06:08,579 your whole life basically problem-free. 178 00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:10,720 And since you know how to handle him better than anybody, 179 00:06:10,807 --> 00:06:12,723 we thought you'd have some suggestions on how to prank him. 180 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:15,250 You couldn't have just lobbed in a phone call? 181 00:06:15,338 --> 00:06:16,430 Gah! 182 00:06:16,518 --> 00:06:18,406 Fine. 183 00:06:18,494 --> 00:06:19,736 Tell me how bad you wanna hurt him. 184 00:06:19,823 --> 00:06:21,781 Well, he's rude, inconsiderate, and destructive. 185 00:06:21,869 --> 00:06:23,711 He did unspeakable things in my BVDs. 186 00:06:23,798 --> 00:06:24,500 Say no more. 187 00:06:24,588 --> 00:06:26,055 He soggied my cotton bottoms. 188 00:06:26,143 --> 00:06:27,688 What part of "no more" don't you understand? 189 00:06:27,775 --> 00:06:28,992 He freckled my Fruit of the Looms. 190 00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:30,610 - I get it. - He skidded my scanties! 191 00:06:30,698 --> 00:06:32,320 I have a full picture! 192 00:06:32,816 --> 00:06:34,524 Just take away the thing Barry loves most. 193 00:06:34,612 --> 00:06:35,806 - Caramel? - Knock-knock jokes? 194 00:06:35,893 --> 00:06:37,813 - Apples with caramel? - For sure caramel. 195 00:06:38,252 --> 00:06:41,472 But more specifically, himself. 196 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,203 Oh, nice. Of course. 197 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:44,867 Could you be even more specific? 198 00:06:44,955 --> 00:06:45,703 - Yeah. - Yeah. 199 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:47,336 Barry's ego is so big. 200 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,860 If you want to get back at him, 201 00:06:48,948 --> 00:06:50,212 make him feel like he doesn't matter. 202 00:06:50,299 --> 00:06:52,211 You mean erase him from existence, 203 00:06:52,299 --> 00:06:54,024 like George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life. 204 00:06:54,112 --> 00:06:54,953 Yeah. 205 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:56,130 And so, the next day, 206 00:06:56,217 --> 00:06:59,046 the JTP played the meanest prank ever... 207 00:06:59,134 --> 00:07:00,930 They pretended Barry didn't exist. 208 00:07:01,018 --> 00:07:02,461 Morning, JTP. 209 00:07:02,549 --> 00:07:06,164 Who wants to start this day by tossing this bowling ball I found off the roof? 210 00:07:06,252 --> 00:07:07,531 Can we help you, stranger? 211 00:07:07,619 --> 00:07:09,547 You seem to have wandered into the wrong house. 212 00:07:09,635 --> 00:07:11,930 Don't be stupid, stupid Matt Bradley. It's me. 213 00:07:12,018 --> 00:07:13,107 And you are... 214 00:07:13,195 --> 00:07:14,070 What? 215 00:07:14,158 --> 00:07:16,477 It's me. Big Tasty. 216 00:07:16,565 --> 00:07:18,547 Your charismatic and angry leader 217 00:07:18,635 --> 00:07:20,295 who doesn't like to be questioned 218 00:07:20,383 --> 00:07:21,797 before his morning Hawaiian Punch. 219 00:07:21,885 --> 00:07:23,578 Take it easy, okay? 220 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:24,883 W-We just don't know you. 221 00:07:24,971 --> 00:07:27,783 Of course you do, you ship-in-a-bottle captain, Andy. 222 00:07:27,871 --> 00:07:29,311 Look at the photo of us inside the... 223 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:34,213 What? Where's my gorgeous face and rugged features? 224 00:07:34,301 --> 00:07:37,043 Not in that picture of the J.A.G... 225 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,236 The Jenkintown Association of Guys. 226 00:07:39,431 --> 00:07:40,721 J.A.G. 227 00:07:40,809 --> 00:07:41,838 J.A.G.! 228 00:07:41,926 --> 00:07:43,972 Hello, male peers and roommates. 229 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:46,861 I live here. This is my beloved home. 230 00:07:46,949 --> 00:07:48,823 Johnny Atkins isn't a part of our friend group. 231 00:07:48,911 --> 00:07:50,304 He's more than just a part of it. 232 00:07:50,442 --> 00:07:52,357 He's our emotionally in-control leader. 233 00:07:52,445 --> 00:07:54,703 This is my beloved home. I live here. 234 00:07:54,791 --> 00:07:58,380 I demand you explain what is happening right now, JTP. 235 00:07:58,468 --> 00:08:00,458 What's happening is, we don't know who you are, 236 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:02,773 and you're not demonstrating the calm and cool 237 00:08:02,861 --> 00:08:04,390 the J.A.G. is known for. 238 00:08:04,478 --> 00:08:06,054 Oh, my God. 239 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:07,828 There's only one explanation for this. 240 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:09,527 You realize the error of your ways 241 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,008 and you're ready to treat your roommates 242 00:08:11,095 --> 00:08:12,271 with kindness and respect? 243 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,671 I've been erased from history. 244 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,093 Oh, boy. That's your takeaway? 245 00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:16,859 My dominance was never born. 246 00:08:17,153 --> 00:08:20,007 Oh, he is taking this way harder than I thought. 247 00:08:20,143 --> 00:08:22,711 Johnny Atkins is second-guessing his role in this hateful prank. 248 00:08:22,977 --> 00:08:24,141 Prank? What's he talking about? 249 00:08:24,228 --> 00:08:26,463 I'm talking about how your closest friends bought me tacos 250 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:28,718 to question your existential value in the world. 251 00:08:28,806 --> 00:08:31,429 I don't know what that means, but... JTP? 252 00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:32,695 JTP. 253 00:08:32,783 --> 00:08:34,031 Bud, it was a prank, 254 00:08:34,119 --> 00:08:35,906 like how you sullied my under-khakis. 255 00:08:35,994 --> 00:08:36,941 Uh, now we're even. 256 00:08:37,029 --> 00:08:39,382 I merely wore your most intimate apparel. 257 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:41,203 You stole my place in this world. 258 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:42,445 The important thing is, 259 00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:44,390 we can resume our lives and put this to rest. 260 00:08:44,478 --> 00:08:46,812 Opposite. I'm coming for you guys. 261 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,902 It may not be today or tomorrow, 262 00:08:49,014 --> 00:08:50,218 'cause I got some stuff to do, 263 00:08:50,306 --> 00:08:52,570 but it'll be sometime convenient for me, 264 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:53,790 probably Wednesday, 265 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:56,620 and it will ruin your lives forever. 266 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,865 While Barry was dead set on revenge, 267 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:02,044 Geoff was dead set on being part of our family photo. 268 00:09:02,132 --> 00:09:04,961 Why is this meshugenah blocking the tube? 269 00:09:05,049 --> 00:09:07,684 I want to see if Simon makes up with Simon. 270 00:09:07,772 --> 00:09:10,166 I stand before you with a comprehensive presentation 271 00:09:10,254 --> 00:09:11,691 of why I should be in your family photo. 272 00:09:11,778 --> 00:09:13,140 I'm not looking at any of that. 273 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,329 And I knew you wouldn't, because, as a fixture in this home, 274 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:16,312 I know everything about you. 275 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,593 Then you know I'm irritated. 276 00:09:17,681 --> 00:09:19,563 Which is why I brought you a bacon and egg sandwich 277 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:21,258 with a side of another bacon and egg sandwich. 278 00:09:21,345 --> 00:09:23,130 Eh. Do what you do, egg man. 279 00:09:23,218 --> 00:09:25,937 Geoff, stop. You are an important part of this family, 280 00:09:26,025 --> 00:09:28,742 and I'm sorry I didn't ask you to be in the picture. 281 00:09:29,517 --> 00:09:30,804 You're in. 282 00:09:31,394 --> 00:09:32,439 Oh, my God. 283 00:09:32,527 --> 00:09:34,050 This is such a big moment for me. 284 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,304 I don't even know what to say. 285 00:09:35,392 --> 00:09:36,625 Say you'll pull it together. 286 00:09:36,713 --> 00:09:38,584 I don't need you puffy for when we take the pic 287 00:09:38,672 --> 00:09:40,968 that will devastate that Christmas clown Jinzy Kremp. 288 00:09:41,056 --> 00:09:42,476 I'm the favorite holiday boy now. 289 00:09:42,564 --> 00:09:43,929 Let me see your pearly whites, huh? 290 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,312 Oh, yeah. Those are gonna shine up nicely. 291 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,843 Uh, what's going on in here? 292 00:09:47,938 --> 00:09:50,211 Your mom's inspecting your boyfriend 293 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,875 like he's some kind of show pony. 294 00:09:51,963 --> 00:09:53,851 It's invasive, but I'm gonna be in the photo! 295 00:09:53,939 --> 00:09:56,273 What? No. You guys don't want him in the photo, right? 296 00:09:56,361 --> 00:09:58,234 Fine by me. Murray, you cool with it? 297 00:09:58,322 --> 00:10:00,541 I've never cared less about anything in my life. 298 00:10:00,629 --> 00:10:02,226 We are going to be on all the fridges 299 00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,711 and mantels throughout the suburbs. It's happening! 300 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:06,609 It really is. 301 00:10:06,697 --> 00:10:08,002 So, so fast. 302 00:10:12,558 --> 00:10:14,179 The JTP had made Barry feel 303 00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:15,727 like he didn't even exist... 304 00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:17,302 ...so he was determined to get back at them 305 00:10:17,389 --> 00:10:19,320 - in a way they would remember forever. - 306 00:10:19,408 --> 00:10:20,820 Where do we keep the rat poison? 307 00:10:20,956 --> 00:10:22,523 Oh, no. Do we have a rat? 308 00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:23,612 Three. 309 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,211 My friends hurtfully pranked me, 310 00:10:25,299 --> 00:10:27,391 and now I want to even more hurtfully prank them back. 311 00:10:27,478 --> 00:10:29,562 - With poison? - Hilarious, I know, 312 00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:33,132 but I'm open to suggestions, just as long as it's something 313 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:35,578 that destroys their lives and forever changes us all. 314 00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:37,437 Every week, I caution you 315 00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:39,953 with advice in difficult situations. 316 00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:41,375 It's basically all you do, 317 00:10:41,463 --> 00:10:42,882 besides snarf down our baked goods. 318 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:46,187 No matter my advice, you do the exact opposite. 319 00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:47,625 I am a little frustrating. 320 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,687 So, I'm gonna give you bad advice 321 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,984 in the hopes that you'll do the right thing. 322 00:10:52,071 --> 00:10:52,750 Getting bored. 323 00:10:52,838 --> 00:10:55,754 Destroy your buddies with extreme malice. 324 00:10:55,842 --> 00:10:58,541 So, you're kinda saying I shouldn't seek revenge 325 00:10:58,629 --> 00:11:00,843 because it will irreparably damage my friendships? 326 00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:02,640 Wait, are you really hearing me? 327 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:03,729 Who knows? 328 00:11:08,759 --> 00:11:10,359 Good morning, tired amigos. 329 00:11:10,447 --> 00:11:12,677 What's with the horn, man? It's 6:00 a.m. 330 00:11:12,765 --> 00:11:15,127 Apologies have no sense of time or place. 331 00:11:15,214 --> 00:11:15,859 Oh, good. 332 00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:17,651 You're here to acknowledge the error of your ways, 333 00:11:17,738 --> 00:11:18,794 and you're ready to move forward 334 00:11:18,881 --> 00:11:20,804 as an equal respectful partner in our home. 335 00:11:20,892 --> 00:11:22,109 Something like that. 336 00:11:22,197 --> 00:11:23,637 I even brought you all holiday gifts. 337 00:11:23,907 --> 00:11:25,179 I don't understand. 338 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,429 You were super angry and irrational yesterday. 339 00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:29,649 But then my wise old grandpa suggested 340 00:11:29,737 --> 00:11:31,531 I stop this senseless cycle of pranking. 341 00:11:31,619 --> 00:11:33,421 Good advice. What's in the boxes, Barry? 342 00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:35,703 Just a little reminder of how I feel about you guys. 343 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:37,593 Ah, screw it. I'm going in. 344 00:11:40,082 --> 00:11:41,336 My dress slacks? 345 00:11:41,454 --> 00:11:42,461 They're shredded. 346 00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:43,672 You've been pranked! 347 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,718 I've got my sister's engagement dinner tonight. 348 00:11:45,807 --> 00:11:48,070 I guess you'll have to hit the boys section of Sears. 349 00:11:48,158 --> 00:11:49,289 Dude, that's not a gift. 350 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:51,031 That's just mean and destructive. 351 00:11:51,119 --> 00:11:52,508 You're up next, Naked Rob. 352 00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:56,349 My Nudist Enthusiast magazines? 353 00:11:56,639 --> 00:11:58,380 These are expensive and European. 354 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,208 Now they're confetti. 355 00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:01,789 I had to learn French for these. 356 00:12:01,877 --> 00:12:04,664 Finally, for my favorite person in the world, 357 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,204 stupid Matt Bradley. 358 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,372 - I don't wanna open mine. - Your instincts are good. 359 00:12:08,925 --> 00:12:10,969 Is this my birth certificate 360 00:12:11,057 --> 00:12:12,634 or the last letter my grandfather wrote me? 361 00:12:12,721 --> 00:12:15,743 Those are your last three paychecks from The Gap. 362 00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:17,608 Now I don't have money for presents for my family. 363 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,485 It's even funnier than I thought! Whoo! 364 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,110 Dude, this is way too far. 365 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,024 Yeah, you made Matt Bradley weep. 366 00:12:24,112 --> 00:12:25,752 I actually cry every day, 367 00:12:25,992 --> 00:12:27,297 but this one hurt. 368 00:12:27,385 --> 00:12:28,647 Barry, you need to get out. 369 00:12:28,735 --> 00:12:30,211 Because I brought our prank war 370 00:12:30,299 --> 00:12:31,909 to its naturally devastating conclusion? 371 00:12:32,032 --> 00:12:33,625 You're not just a horrible roommate. 372 00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:35,019 You're a horrible friend. 373 00:12:35,284 --> 00:12:36,982 We're gonna go grab breakfast. 374 00:12:37,069 --> 00:12:38,897 When we get back, you need to be gone. 375 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,299 No! Guys, come back. 376 00:12:41,738 --> 00:12:43,024 How will I learn if you don't 377 00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:44,594 immediately forgive me and move on? 378 00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:46,783 As Barry couldn't see the error of his ways, 379 00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:48,872 the next day, Geoff was about to witness 380 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,876 a traditional Goldberg family holiday card catastrophe. 381 00:12:52,191 --> 00:12:53,625 Oh, my God! 382 00:12:53,713 --> 00:12:55,671 My scrumptious family looks amazing. 383 00:12:55,893 --> 00:12:59,349 Paul, is it true that when a family looks this pretty, 384 00:12:59,437 --> 00:13:01,178 you pay them to take their picture? 385 00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:02,258 No. 386 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:05,438 Okay, Goldberg clan. Let's see those smiles. 387 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,998 Uh, young man in the back? You look really sad. 388 00:13:09,086 --> 00:13:10,266 My boy friends dumped me. 389 00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:12,547 So it begins. 390 00:13:12,635 --> 00:13:14,220 You know, we might as well just cut our losses 391 00:13:14,307 --> 00:13:15,743 - and head on home. - No way. 392 00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:18,051 All right, come on. Smile for Mama, Barry. 393 00:13:18,274 --> 00:13:19,494 Oh, no! 394 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,455 Barry's grimace doesn't express family unity and joy. 395 00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:23,588 Nope. His stink face is the least of it. 396 00:13:23,676 --> 00:13:25,321 My grandpa can't stand this long. 397 00:13:25,624 --> 00:13:26,969 Hey, Pops, how ya feeling? 398 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,094 All my fluids are in my feet. 399 00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:31,708 I-I-I think I'll lie down for a minute. 400 00:13:31,796 --> 00:13:32,797 Oh! 401 00:13:32,885 --> 00:13:34,191 Dad, what the hell are you doing? 402 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:36,716 You got a pillow or a couch cushion? 403 00:13:36,804 --> 00:13:39,024 Oh, no! Your grandpa just made the ground his bed! 404 00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:40,622 - It's what he does. - All right. 405 00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,536 Just like how my dad always gets overheated. 406 00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:44,186 Hey, Mur-Man, how's that sweater treating you? 407 00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:45,692 Make it stop! Get it off! 408 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,153 Just keep clicking. We'll get one. 409 00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:49,833 Maybe even one with some fun props? What do you say, Ad? 410 00:13:49,921 --> 00:13:51,286 Who screams holiday cheer more 411 00:13:51,374 --> 00:13:53,637 than flamboyant pop icon Elton John? 412 00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:56,205 Are we sleeping or pop stars? Let's pick a lane! 413 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,425 Pull it together, Geoff. 414 00:13:57,513 --> 00:13:58,907 Please tell me you're getting some keepers. 415 00:13:58,994 --> 00:14:00,038 Definitely. 416 00:14:05,156 --> 00:14:06,622 It all fell apart so fast. 417 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,103 Yeah, I tried to tell you. 418 00:14:08,191 --> 00:14:09,991 Just be happy you never have to do this again. 419 00:14:11,156 --> 00:14:12,679 Okay, I think we got it. 420 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,123 But we didn't. 421 00:14:14,211 --> 00:14:16,193 Back at home, Barry still didn't get 422 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,519 why he lost his place in the JTP pad. 423 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,653 You've been given a great gift, George... 424 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,459 A chance to see what the world would be like without you. 425 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,638 I wish I had someone old and wise 426 00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:27,045 who would guide me through life. 427 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,318 I'm going back to focusing on Adam. 428 00:14:29,406 --> 00:14:31,582 Okay, Pops. I'm gonna crash here tonight. 429 00:14:31,847 --> 00:14:34,552 Sure, there's 12 minutes left, but let's turn it off. 430 00:14:42,604 --> 00:14:44,404 This isn't where I fell asleep. 431 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,404 Oh, no! 432 00:14:45,492 --> 00:14:46,612 Have I been gently kidnapped? 433 00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:48,920 Your body is right where you left it. 434 00:14:49,008 --> 00:14:52,357 You're dreaming of what the world would be like if you didn't exist. 435 00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:54,193 This isn't the JTP pad. 436 00:14:54,281 --> 00:14:55,306 It has no holes in the wall. 437 00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:57,308 Of course there's no holes. 438 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,832 You weren't here to punch them. 439 00:15:00,225 --> 00:15:01,732 Go for Mr. Bradley. 440 00:15:02,574 --> 00:15:03,974 "Mr. Bradley"? 441 00:15:04,161 --> 00:15:06,841 Who are you, your stepdad that officially adopted you? 442 00:15:06,929 --> 00:15:07,865 Nerd. 443 00:15:07,953 --> 00:15:09,091 He can't hear you. 444 00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:12,139 And he's now a successful Gap businessman. 445 00:15:12,227 --> 00:15:14,068 Without you making him late for work, 446 00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:17,154 he became Worldwide Head of Jean Shorts. 447 00:15:17,304 --> 00:15:18,653 Buy! Sell! 448 00:15:18,773 --> 00:15:20,130 - Business! - Huh? 449 00:15:20,902 --> 00:15:22,374 Oh, hey, there, friend. 450 00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:24,072 How's the weather up here, you ask? 451 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,531 Why, it's great, 452 00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:29,007 because life for the very tall always is. 453 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,038 Who stretched Andy? 454 00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:31,984 No one. 455 00:15:32,072 --> 00:15:35,218 Without you stealing his lunch, Andy had a growth spurt. 456 00:15:35,346 --> 00:15:39,756 He's been helping people grab things off the top shelf ever since. 457 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,700 Afternoon, gents. 458 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,523 - Gorgeous Rob! - Gorgeous Rob! 459 00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:44,851 "Gorgeous" Rob? 460 00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:46,859 You're Naked Rob, and that's all you'll ever be. 461 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,965 Without you to pants Rob in second grade, 462 00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:52,249 Naked Rob never came to be. 463 00:15:52,337 --> 00:15:54,695 He built his identity based on a love 464 00:15:54,783 --> 00:15:57,640 of high-quality Italian menswear. 465 00:15:57,728 --> 00:15:58,874 Hope you guys don't mind. 466 00:15:58,962 --> 00:16:01,703 I brought a party sub. And a party. 467 00:16:02,556 --> 00:16:04,166 It's our wives, 468 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,213 who cherish us not just for our success, 469 00:16:06,301 --> 00:16:08,259 but for our high self-esteem. 470 00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:10,117 Let's kiss them and watch football. 471 00:16:10,205 --> 00:16:12,033 - Yeah. - No! No! 472 00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,428 You don't have wives! You have me! 473 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,170 And I matter! I make your lives better! 474 00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:21,336 Gah! 475 00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:23,926 That Wonderful Lifemovie taught me I need to fix everything! 476 00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:26,321 But you were asleep for 10 seconds! 477 00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:28,726 I've been asleep my whole life. 478 00:16:28,814 --> 00:16:31,093 So George Bailey, you listen to. 479 00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:33,967 What? Your name is Al something. 480 00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:35,421 Anyway, I gotta go. 481 00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:37,796 While Barry ran off to save his friendships, 482 00:16:37,884 --> 00:16:39,984 Geoff was about to run into my sister at the mall. 483 00:16:40,072 --> 00:16:41,102 Erica? 484 00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:42,711 Geoff, what are you doing here? 485 00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:45,106 I thought I'd get your family a little thank-you for including me. 486 00:16:45,193 --> 00:16:46,086 Hey, Geoff. 487 00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:48,655 Oh, you'll be happy to know that Jinzy will be 488 00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:51,414 crying into her nothing-flavored holiday cookies 489 00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:52,554 because we nailed it. 490 00:16:52,642 --> 00:16:53,914 You took the photo without me? 491 00:16:54,002 --> 00:16:56,656 Yes, 'cause they are the worst... The worst. 492 00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:58,904 So, let's just rush away and never speak of this again. 493 00:16:58,993 --> 00:17:01,140 Wait a minute. We wanted Geoff in the picture. 494 00:17:01,273 --> 00:17:03,507 You're the one who said he had explosive diarrhea. 495 00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:05,617 What? No. 496 00:17:05,705 --> 00:17:07,437 And I definitely did not say "explosive." 497 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:09,476 You did, and it read as true. 498 00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:11,391 Been there. It's our people's burden. 499 00:17:11,479 --> 00:17:12,695 Shame only makes it worse. 500 00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,492 I-I don't have diarrhea. 501 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,757 So, why? 502 00:17:15,914 --> 00:17:17,203 Uh... 503 00:17:17,391 --> 00:17:19,481 This is a guess, but she definitely 504 00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:20,860 doesn't want you to be in our picture. 505 00:17:20,947 --> 00:17:21,960 Is that true? 506 00:17:22,048 --> 00:17:23,039 Please, I can explain. 507 00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:24,351 No need. 508 00:17:24,439 --> 00:17:25,906 Enjoy being with your family. 509 00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:29,625 Well, it's not a Goldbergs holiday 510 00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:32,570 unless someone runs away upset and possibly with diarrhea. 511 00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:36,535 Even though the JTP had kicked Barry out, 512 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,164 he was still determined to pull off a holiday miracle. 513 00:17:39,553 --> 00:17:41,421 JTP, I have returned. 514 00:17:41,525 --> 00:17:42,532 I thought we took your key. 515 00:17:42,619 --> 00:17:45,585 You did, but I made dozens of copies of the JT-Key, 516 00:17:45,935 --> 00:17:47,742 all of which I lost, except for this one. 517 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,515 - What do you want? - Just one thing... 518 00:17:49,603 --> 00:17:50,822 Your forgiveness. 519 00:17:50,932 --> 00:17:53,679 - Oh! What's in the bag, man? - I think it just moved. 520 00:17:53,774 --> 00:17:56,071 - It's definitely full of spiders. - I know what's in there. 521 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,351 My greatest fear... Speaking in public. 522 00:17:58,439 --> 00:17:59,406 No. 523 00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:00,953 I had a dream about you guys, 524 00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:03,508 and you were all better and way more successful, and I hated it. 525 00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:05,554 You hate the idea of us being successful? 526 00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:07,862 I love the idea of you guys crushing life. 527 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:10,087 I just hated that I wasn't a part of it. 528 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:12,712 That's... Really nice, Bar. 529 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,900 So, I emptied my bank account 530 00:18:14,988 --> 00:18:16,978 and replaced all the gifts I shredded. 531 00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:19,282 Your pants. 532 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,466 Your nudie mags. 533 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,610 And your paychecks. 534 00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:25,786 Whoa. 535 00:18:25,874 --> 00:18:27,564 They're all... Kinda here. 536 00:18:27,652 --> 00:18:30,470 And I got a little something extra for each of you. 537 00:18:30,596 --> 00:18:31,751 For Naked Rob, 538 00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:34,581 a Miami Vicesuit, 'cause in my dream, 539 00:18:34,669 --> 00:18:36,976 you looked amazing with or without clothes. 540 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:40,540 For Andy, a 76ers Dr. J jersey, 541 00:18:40,628 --> 00:18:42,586 'cause you stand taller than anyone I know. 542 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:45,228 And for my dear friend Matt Bradley, 543 00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:46,876 I got you nothing, 544 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,691 'cause you're perfect the way you are. 545 00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:49,823 You ran outta money? 546 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:50,751 You're welcome. 547 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,064 Get in here. 548 00:18:53,152 --> 00:18:54,894 While Barry had finally found his way, 549 00:18:54,981 --> 00:18:56,841 Geoff had never felt more lost. 550 00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,231 Hey. 551 00:18:58,319 --> 00:19:00,364 Don't worry. I'll be out of here soon. 552 00:19:00,452 --> 00:19:02,427 Geoff, stop. You got it all wrong. 553 00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:03,952 No, I think it's pretty clear. 554 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,128 You're ashamed of me. 555 00:19:05,226 --> 00:19:06,575 - What? - Yeah. 556 00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:09,029 You don't want me in your permanent picture for everyone to see 557 00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:10,726 because you're the cool, hot girl 558 00:19:10,814 --> 00:19:12,374 and I'm just the sweet, little puppy dog 559 00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:14,383 who follows you around and folds your clothes, 560 00:19:14,471 --> 00:19:15,864 but when it comes time to... 561 00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:19,825 Geoff, I am never ashamed of you. 562 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,325 Never. 563 00:19:21,558 --> 00:19:23,622 There's nothing better in my life than you. 564 00:19:23,736 --> 00:19:26,609 Then why can't I be in your family's stupid holiday card? 565 00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:28,960 Because... I'm not ready. 566 00:19:29,048 --> 00:19:30,442 How does that even make sense? 567 00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:31,837 It was your idea to live together, 568 00:19:31,924 --> 00:19:33,520 secretly, in this little room. 569 00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:35,348 And I am loving it. 570 00:19:35,497 --> 00:19:38,208 But you being in that picture with my family, 571 00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:40,500 it made me anxious about the future. 572 00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:41,716 The future? 573 00:19:41,804 --> 00:19:43,130 Our future. 574 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,036 About getting married 575 00:19:45,124 --> 00:19:46,544 and starting our own family 576 00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:48,208 and being together forever. 577 00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:52,168 ♪ I've been living so long 578 00:19:52,256 --> 00:19:53,528 Barry and Lainey. 579 00:19:53,616 --> 00:19:57,034 You're scared this card will be a permanent reminder of us if things don't work out. 580 00:19:57,248 --> 00:19:59,534 All I know is, right here, right now, 581 00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:01,510 I am so happy, 582 00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:05,471 and I don't want to think about anything beyond right now. 583 00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:07,846 I'm willing to take this as slow as you want. 584 00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:09,292 But I'm starting to think 585 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:10,706 you might be right about that photo. 586 00:20:13,739 --> 00:20:15,707 With that, Geoff got a version of the photo 587 00:20:15,794 --> 00:20:17,518 he liked even more. 588 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:19,722 That's the thing about the holidays. 589 00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:21,908 They may not always turn out like you'd imagined. 590 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,628 It's not great. 591 00:20:25,619 --> 00:20:27,010 But it's us. 592 00:20:28,154 --> 00:20:29,042 You're right. 593 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,845 ♪ There was nothing in the world ♪ 594 00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,151 But then you're reminded that the little imperfections 595 00:20:33,239 --> 00:20:34,544 are what make life special, 596 00:20:34,632 --> 00:20:36,870 those moments between the ones in all the pictures, 597 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:39,294 the littles ones with the real smiles. 598 00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:41,442 Those are the sweet spot. 599 00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,622 'Cause after all, in the end, 600 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,622 when we learn to savor those moments, 601 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,075 the tiny snapshots, 602 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:50,864 Well, it really is a wonderful life. 603 00:20:53,281 --> 00:20:55,184 Let's see. Everybody's nice and neat. 604 00:20:55,272 --> 00:20:56,752 Okay. Let me get your tie. 605 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,232 Adam needs his hair combed. 606 00:20:58,343 --> 00:20:59,903 That's one handsome boy here. 607 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,960 Oh, no! Not again! 608 00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:07,692 Aah! 609 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,790 Barry? Now you're in on this? 610 00:21:09,878 --> 00:21:12,358 I heard we had a new way of getting information out of you, 611 00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:13,341 and we need to know... 612 00:21:13,429 --> 00:21:16,067 Where's that deli that lets you taste the meat before you buy it? 613 00:21:16,155 --> 00:21:17,635 It's the one on Main Street. 614 00:21:18,942 --> 00:21:20,849 Is breakfast truly the most important meal of the day? 615 00:21:20,936 --> 00:21:23,364 Is a frog an amphibian or a reptile? 616 00:21:23,484 --> 00:21:26,380 Does Matt Bradley need to go to the doctor for this? 617 00:21:27,009 --> 00:21:28,606 Sorry. Forgot what I was gonna ask. 618 00:21:28,694 --> 00:21:29,778 Put the hood back on him.