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Back in the
'80s, before social media,
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the only way
to show off your family
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was with your annual
holiday card.
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Yep. Matching sweaters
and smiles
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sent to family and friends
near and far.
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My mom always had
a strong opinion.
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Who takes a picture
in a field of cornflowers?
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We all know this is the park
behind the interstate.
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No one thinks
you have a summer home.
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I'm gonna regret this,
but they seem pretty happy.
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Well, so do lobsters
before you boil them.
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Who's boiling
a lobster?
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Everyone,
shut your nog holes!
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Look at the Kremps'
Christmas card.
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They're literally
glowing.
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They look like the Kennedys...
But with no Teds.
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These beautiful blond turds are
not gonna outdo me this year.
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Uh-uh. No.
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The Goldbergs are having a
professional holiday photo taken.
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Nah.
No "nah."
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You can't "nah."
I "nah" your "nah."
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Murray's right.
You can't just force us to take a photo
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out of some sort of
vindictive personal jealousy.
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That's why all photos
are taken.
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Except you're forgetting
one thing.
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Yep.
We had our own crazy holiday cards.
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But the matching outfits and
stupid poses hid the fact
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that every single session
was torture.
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It looks like a yearbook
for an insane asylum.
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Ha!
He got you good, Bevy.
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Hey, kid, I like
having you around.
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Thanks, I guess.
I'm your son who lives here,
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so it's a little weird.
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No, no, no.
The full package.
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No expenses spared.
All right.
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I booked studio time.
Yay!
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Damn it!
Why'd I choose to have a family?
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Guess who's
home for winter break!
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It's Erica,
and she brought me and laundry.
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Yep, I'm back,
and it's time
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not to reconnect
or catch up at all.
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I'm just gonna sleep
and do nothing.
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Not nothing, 'cause Mom's
making us take a family photo.
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Oh, no.
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You never saw me!
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'Tis the season to pre-treat
some stains for my lady love.
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You need to do some
self-reflecting, kid.
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Oh, I'm going down!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say
*THE GOLDBERGS *
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*THE GOLDBERGS (2013) *
Season 07 Episode 10
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*THE GOLDBERGS (2013) *
Episode Title : "It's A Wonderful Life"
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was December
11th, 1980-something,
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and the JTP were
preparing
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for their first holiday
together as roommates.
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Merry Christmas!
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- Merry Christmas, George!
- Merry Christmas!
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I love
It's a Wonderful Life.
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It reminds me
it is a wonderful life.
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Of course, one roommate
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Didn't quite have
the holiday spirit.
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Turn the black-and-white
nonsense off.
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I demand we watch
a true holiday classic...
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Lone Wolf McQuade.
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Is that even
a holiday movie?
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Totally.
It stars a jolly bearded man,
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Chuck Norris,
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who delivers joy to children
by killing drug kingpins.
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So, that's a no.
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Time to kick our eyes
with some action.
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Human remote!
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That was
my copy of Lone Wolf McQuade.
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Uh, we've been talking
and feel you could
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be a little more...
Respectful of our stuff.
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When am I disrespectful,
stupid Matt Bradley?
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For instance, you constantly
use my toothbrush.
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To clean the shower,
so you're welcome.
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And every time
I get home from work,
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you "ninja surprise" me
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with a bo staff
to the belly.
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I thought
you were a burglar.
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Six times?
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And you ate
my allergy medicine.
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I regret that one.
Tasted real bad.
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So, you're gonna
change your ways
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and become
a better roommate?
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Over some ticky-tack stuff,
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like wearing your shirts
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- and socks and underwear?
- What?
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Plus, when we talk,
you always interrupt...
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Silence, okay?
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You've made
your mediocre case, JTP,
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and since it's the season
of forgiveness,
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you'll be happy to know
I forgive you
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for attacking me
in my own home.
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I apologize for using
this language,
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but Barry's
a crummy roommate.
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It's like no matter
what we say,
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he still wears
our underwear.
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Tasty needs
to be stopped.
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As the JTP
wished Barry would chill out,
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my mom was firing up
the Festival of Lights.
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And amen.
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We just had to sit through
all that Hebrew jibber-jabber.
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Now where's our presents?
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Gotta start off Hanukkah
with a bang.
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Tube socks! Tube socks!
Tube socks!
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Hoo! These stripey bad boys
will fit in all my shoes.
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As your romantic partner,
the sock excitement isn't working for me.
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I'm gonna do better.
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Now we discuss the most
important part about Hanukkah.
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Our people's struggle?
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Boring!
Our family photo.
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That's still a thing
we're doing?
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Let these impossibly colorful
sweaters be my answer.
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Socks and a sweater!
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It's no big deal.
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No way am I squeezing
into this itchy yarn vomit.
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I think
it's beautiful.
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Not just the sweaters,
but the fact
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that you're including me
in your holiday card.
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Yeah, that's not
what's happening here.
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Geoff,
that's Barry's sweater.Oh.
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But since you have it on,
could you do me a favor
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and do something
punchy and kicky
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so I can see if it has enough
elasticity for my hyper monkey?
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What is that?
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Okay, well, clearly,
you're not into it,
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so why don't you just take it
off, and I'll put it on the dog.
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Sure.
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Well, I hope you guys
enjoy your...
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Family photo.
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Erica, I think
your boyfriend wants
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to be in our family
for some reason.
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That makes me sad.
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It makes us all sad,
buddy.
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Dude, my mom's down
there trying to talk Pops
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into being the top
of our human pyramid.
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Is this really what you
want to be a part of?
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I'm not married
to a pyramid,
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but some sort of
people-stacking with your family
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is what I want.
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I mean, we've been dating
for years now,
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and I'm with your family
all the time,
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and now we're
living together.
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That last thing being our
very carefully guarded secret.
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I know. And it might be
corny, but it's what I want.
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Geoff, you're such a sweet
and sensitive boy,
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which is why I say this
in the gentlest way possible.
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Don't be a **** idiot.
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Not in front of
Bear-rah Fawcett! Okay.
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You need to accept
it's not gonna happen.
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- Why not?
- It's my parents.
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They're just old-fashioned
that way.
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Well, then I guess I'll just
have to get your family
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to see what they're missing out on.
My Geoffer-vescence.
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Super bubbly.
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But it's best
to just sit this one out.
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But that photo pyramid
sounds so fun.
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I just want so badly to be under
your dad or on top of your grandpa.
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I-I know
you don't know why,
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but we are not gonna
kiss for a while.
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While Geoff was stressing
out he couldn't be in the picture,
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Dave Kim and I were relaxing
with a neighborhood stroll...
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Until this happened.
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Tell no one,
or I'll erase your bloodline!
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Oh!
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Holy crap!
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Why'd you guys snatch me
off the street like that?
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What a rush!
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Now I get why
kidnappers like this.
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Super awesome
and dramatic, right?
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Again, why am I here?
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Well, we figured
you lived with Barry
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your whole life
basically problem-free.
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And since you know how to
handle him better than anybody,
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we thought you'd have some
suggestions on how to prank him.
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You couldn't have
just lobbed in a phone call?
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Gah!
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Fine.
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Tell me how bad
you wanna hurt him.
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Well, he's rude,
inconsiderate, and destructive.
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He did unspeakable things
in my BVDs.
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Say no more.
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He soggied
my cotton bottoms.
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What part of "no more"
don't you understand?
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He freckled
my Fruit of the Looms.
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- I get it.
- He skidded my scanties!
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I have a full picture!
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Just take away the thing
Barry loves most.
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- Caramel?
- Knock-knock jokes?
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- Apples with caramel?
- For sure caramel.
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But more specifically,
himself.
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Oh, nice.
Of course.
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Could you be
even more specific?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Barry's ego is so big.
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If you want
to get back at him,
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make him feel like
he doesn't matter.
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You mean erase him
from existence,
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like George Bailey in
It's a Wonderful Life.
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Yeah.
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And so, the next day,
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the JTP played
the meanest prank ever...
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They pretended Barry
didn't exist.
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Morning, JTP.
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Who wants to start this day by tossing
this bowling ball I found off the roof?
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Can we help you,
stranger?
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You seem to have wandered
into the wrong house.
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Don't be stupid, stupid Matt Bradley.
It's me.
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And you are...
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What?
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It's me. Big Tasty.
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Your charismatic
and angry leader
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who doesn't like
to be questioned
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before his morning
Hawaiian Punch.
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Take it easy, okay?
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W-We just
don't know you.
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Of course you do,
you ship-in-a-bottle captain, Andy.
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Look at the photo of us
inside the...
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What? Where's my gorgeous face
and rugged features?
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Not in that picture
of the J.A.G...
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The Jenkintown
Association of Guys.
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J.A.G.
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J.A.G.!
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Hello, male peers
and roommates.
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I live here.
This is my beloved home.
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Johnny Atkins isn't a part
of our friend group.
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He's more than
just a part of it.
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He's our emotionally
in-control leader.
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This is my beloved home.
I live here.
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I demand you explain what
is happening right now, JTP.
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What's happening is,
we don't know who you are,
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and you're not demonstrating
the calm and cool
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the J.A.G.
is known for.
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Oh, my God.
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There's only one explanation
for this.
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You realize
the error of your ways
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and you're ready
to treat your roommates
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with kindness and respect?
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I've been erased
from history.
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Oh, boy.
That's your takeaway?
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My dominance
was never born.
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Oh, he is taking this
way harder than I thought.
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Johnny Atkins is second-guessing
his role in this hateful prank.
248
00:08:22,977 --> 00:08:24,141
Prank?
What's he talking about?
249
00:08:24,228 --> 00:08:26,463
I'm talking about how your
closest friends bought me tacos
250
00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:28,718
to question your existential
value in the world.
251
00:08:28,806 --> 00:08:31,429
I don't know what that
means, but... JTP?
252
00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:32,695
JTP.
253
00:08:32,783 --> 00:08:34,031
Bud, it was a prank,
254
00:08:34,119 --> 00:08:35,906
like how you sullied
my under-khakis.
255
00:08:35,994 --> 00:08:36,941
Uh, now we're even.
256
00:08:37,029 --> 00:08:39,382
I merely wore
your most intimate apparel.
257
00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:41,203
You stole my place
in this world.
258
00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:42,445
The important thing is,
259
00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:44,390
we can resume
our lives and put this to rest.
260
00:08:44,478 --> 00:08:46,812
Opposite.
I'm coming for you guys.
261
00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,902
It may not be
today or tomorrow,
262
00:08:49,014 --> 00:08:50,218
'cause I got
some stuff to do,
263
00:08:50,306 --> 00:08:52,570
but it'll be sometime
convenient for me,
264
00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:53,790
probably Wednesday,
265
00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:56,620
and it will ruin
your lives forever.
266
00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,865
While Barry
was dead set on revenge,
267
00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:02,044
Geoff was dead set on being
part of our family photo.
268
00:09:02,132 --> 00:09:04,961
Why is this meshugenah
blocking the tube?
269
00:09:05,049 --> 00:09:07,684
I want to see if Simon
makes up with Simon.
270
00:09:07,772 --> 00:09:10,166
I stand before you with
a comprehensive presentation
271
00:09:10,254 --> 00:09:11,691
of why I should be
in your family photo.
272
00:09:11,778 --> 00:09:13,140
I'm not looking
at any of that.
273
00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,329
And I knew you wouldn't, because,
as a fixture in this home,
274
00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:16,312
I know everything about you.
275
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,593
Then you know
I'm irritated.
276
00:09:17,681 --> 00:09:19,563
Which is why I brought you
a bacon and egg sandwich
277
00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:21,258
with a side of another
bacon and egg sandwich.
278
00:09:21,345 --> 00:09:23,130
Eh. Do what you do,
egg man.
279
00:09:23,218 --> 00:09:25,937
Geoff, stop. You are an
important part of this family,
280
00:09:26,025 --> 00:09:28,742
and I'm sorry I didn't ask you
to be in the picture.
281
00:09:29,517 --> 00:09:30,804
You're in.
282
00:09:31,394 --> 00:09:32,439
Oh, my God.
283
00:09:32,527 --> 00:09:34,050
This is such
a big moment for me.
284
00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,304
I don't even know
what to say.
285
00:09:35,392 --> 00:09:36,625
Say you'll pull it
together.
286
00:09:36,713 --> 00:09:38,584
I don't need you puffy
for when we take the pic
287
00:09:38,672 --> 00:09:40,968
that will devastate that
Christmas clown Jinzy Kremp.
288
00:09:41,056 --> 00:09:42,476
I'm the favorite
holiday boy now.
289
00:09:42,564 --> 00:09:43,929
Let me see
your pearly whites, huh?
290
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,312
Oh, yeah.
Those are gonna shine up nicely.
291
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,843
Uh, what's going on
in here?
292
00:09:47,938 --> 00:09:50,211
Your mom's inspecting
your boyfriend
293
00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,875
like he's some kind
of show pony.
294
00:09:51,963 --> 00:09:53,851
It's invasive,
but I'm gonna be in the photo!
295
00:09:53,939 --> 00:09:56,273
What? No. You guys don't
want him in the photo, right?
296
00:09:56,361 --> 00:09:58,234
Fine by me.
Murray, you cool with it?
297
00:09:58,322 --> 00:10:00,541
I've never cared less
about anything in my life.
298
00:10:00,629 --> 00:10:02,226
We are going to be
on all the fridges
299
00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,711
and mantels throughout the suburbs.
It's happening!
300
00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:06,609
It really is.
301
00:10:06,697 --> 00:10:08,002
So, so fast.
302
00:10:12,558 --> 00:10:14,179
The JTP
had made Barry feel
303
00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:15,727
like he didn't even exist...
304
00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:17,302
...so he was determined
to get back at them
305
00:10:17,389 --> 00:10:19,320
- in a way they would
remember forever. -
306
00:10:19,408 --> 00:10:20,820
Where do we keep
the rat poison?
307
00:10:20,956 --> 00:10:22,523
Oh, no.
Do we have a rat?
308
00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:23,612
Three.
309
00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,211
My friends
hurtfully pranked me,
310
00:10:25,299 --> 00:10:27,391
and now I want to even more
hurtfully prank them back.
311
00:10:27,478 --> 00:10:29,562
- With poison?
- Hilarious, I know,
312
00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:33,132
but I'm open to suggestions,
just as long as it's something
313
00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:35,578
that destroys their lives
and forever changes us all.
314
00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:37,437
Every week,
I caution you
315
00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:39,953
with advice
in difficult situations.
316
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:41,375
It's basically
all you do,
317
00:10:41,463 --> 00:10:42,882
besides snarf down
our baked goods.
318
00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:46,187
No matter my advice,
you do the exact opposite.
319
00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:47,625
I am a little
frustrating.
320
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,687
So, I'm gonna
give you bad advice
321
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,984
in the hopes that you'll do
the right thing.
322
00:10:52,071 --> 00:10:52,750
Getting bored.
323
00:10:52,838 --> 00:10:55,754
Destroy your buddies
with extreme malice.
324
00:10:55,842 --> 00:10:58,541
So, you're kinda saying
I shouldn't seek revenge
325
00:10:58,629 --> 00:11:00,843
because it will irreparably
damage my friendships?
326
00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:02,640
Wait, are you
really hearing me?
327
00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:03,729
Who knows?
328
00:11:08,759 --> 00:11:10,359
Good morning,
tired amigos.
329
00:11:10,447 --> 00:11:12,677
What's with the horn, man?
It's 6:00 a.m.
330
00:11:12,765 --> 00:11:15,127
Apologies have no sense
of time or place.
331
00:11:15,214 --> 00:11:15,859
Oh, good.
332
00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:17,651
You're here to acknowledge
the error of your ways,
333
00:11:17,738 --> 00:11:18,794
and you're ready
to move forward
334
00:11:18,881 --> 00:11:20,804
as an equal respectful partner
in our home.
335
00:11:20,892 --> 00:11:22,109
Something like that.
336
00:11:22,197 --> 00:11:23,637
I even brought you all
holiday gifts.
337
00:11:23,907 --> 00:11:25,179
I don't understand.
338
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,429
You were super angry
and irrational yesterday.
339
00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:29,649
But then my wise
old grandpa suggested
340
00:11:29,737 --> 00:11:31,531
I stop this senseless
cycle of pranking.
341
00:11:31,619 --> 00:11:33,421
Good advice.
What's in the boxes, Barry?
342
00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:35,703
Just a little reminder
of how I feel about you guys.
343
00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:37,593
Ah, screw it.
I'm going in.
344
00:11:40,082 --> 00:11:41,336
My dress slacks?
345
00:11:41,454 --> 00:11:42,461
They're shredded.
346
00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:43,672
You've been pranked!
347
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,718
I've got my sister's
engagement dinner tonight.
348
00:11:45,807 --> 00:11:48,070
I guess you'll have to hit
the boys section of Sears.
349
00:11:48,158 --> 00:11:49,289
Dude, that's not a gift.
350
00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:51,031
That's just mean
and destructive.
351
00:11:51,119 --> 00:11:52,508
You're up next,
Naked Rob.
352
00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:56,349
My Nudist Enthusiast
magazines?
353
00:11:56,639 --> 00:11:58,380
These are expensive
and European.
354
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,208
Now they're confetti.
355
00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:01,789
I had to learn French
for these.
356
00:12:01,877 --> 00:12:04,664
Finally, for my favorite
person in the world,
357
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,204
stupid Matt Bradley.
358
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,372
- I don't wanna open mine.
- Your instincts are good.
359
00:12:08,925 --> 00:12:10,969
Is this
my birth certificate
360
00:12:11,057 --> 00:12:12,634
or the last letter
my grandfather wrote me?
361
00:12:12,721 --> 00:12:15,743
Those are your last three
paychecks from The Gap.
362
00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:17,608
Now I don't have money
for presents for my family.
363
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,485
It's even funnier
than I thought! Whoo!
364
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,110
Dude,
this is way too far.
365
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,024
Yeah, you made
Matt Bradley weep.
366
00:12:24,112 --> 00:12:25,752
I actually cry every day,
367
00:12:25,992 --> 00:12:27,297
but this one hurt.
368
00:12:27,385 --> 00:12:28,647
Barry, you need
to get out.
369
00:12:28,735 --> 00:12:30,211
Because I brought
our prank war
370
00:12:30,299 --> 00:12:31,909
to its naturally
devastating conclusion?
371
00:12:32,032 --> 00:12:33,625
You're not just
a horrible roommate.
372
00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:35,019
You're a horrible friend.
373
00:12:35,284 --> 00:12:36,982
We're
gonna go grab breakfast.
374
00:12:37,069 --> 00:12:38,897
When we get back,
you need to be gone.
375
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,299
No! Guys, come back.
376
00:12:41,738 --> 00:12:43,024
How will I learn
if you don't
377
00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:44,594
immediately forgive me
and move on?
378
00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:46,783
As Barry couldn't
see the error of his ways,
379
00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:48,872
the next day,
Geoff was about to witness
380
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,876
a traditional Goldberg family
holiday card catastrophe.
381
00:12:52,191 --> 00:12:53,625
Oh, my God!
382
00:12:53,713 --> 00:12:55,671
My scrumptious family
looks amazing.
383
00:12:55,893 --> 00:12:59,349
Paul, is it true that when
a family looks this pretty,
384
00:12:59,437 --> 00:13:01,178
you pay them
to take their picture?
385
00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:02,258
No.
386
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:05,438
Okay, Goldberg clan.
Let's see those smiles.
387
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,998
Uh, young man in the back?
You look really sad.
388
00:13:09,086 --> 00:13:10,266
My boy friends
dumped me.
389
00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:12,547
So it begins.
390
00:13:12,635 --> 00:13:14,220
You know, we might as well
just cut our losses
391
00:13:14,307 --> 00:13:15,743
- and head on home.
- No way.
392
00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:18,051
All right, come on.
Smile for Mama, Barry.
393
00:13:18,274 --> 00:13:19,494
Oh, no!
394
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,455
Barry's grimace doesn't
express family unity and joy.
395
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:23,588
Nope. His stink face
is the least of it.
396
00:13:23,676 --> 00:13:25,321
My grandpa can't
stand this long.
397
00:13:25,624 --> 00:13:26,969
Hey, Pops,
how ya feeling?
398
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,094
All my fluids
are in my feet.
399
00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:31,708
I-I-I think I'll lie
down for a minute.
400
00:13:31,796 --> 00:13:32,797
Oh!
401
00:13:32,885 --> 00:13:34,191
Dad, what the hell
are you doing?
402
00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:36,716
You got a pillow
or a couch cushion?
403
00:13:36,804 --> 00:13:39,024
Oh, no! Your grandpa just
made the ground his bed!
404
00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:40,622
- It's what he does.
- All right.
405
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,536
Just like how my dad
always gets overheated.
406
00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:44,186
Hey, Mur-Man,
how's that sweater treating you?
407
00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:45,692
Make it stop!
Get it off!
408
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,153
Just keep clicking.
We'll get one.
409
00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:49,833
Maybe even one with some fun props?
What do you say, Ad?
410
00:13:49,921 --> 00:13:51,286
Who screams
holiday cheer more
411
00:13:51,374 --> 00:13:53,637
than flamboyant pop icon
Elton John?
412
00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:56,205
Are we sleeping or pop stars?
Let's pick a lane!
413
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,425
Pull it together,
Geoff.
414
00:13:57,513 --> 00:13:58,907
Please tell me you're
getting some keepers.
415
00:13:58,994 --> 00:14:00,038
Definitely.
416
00:14:05,156 --> 00:14:06,622
It all fell apart
so fast.
417
00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,103
Yeah,
I tried to tell you.
418
00:14:08,191 --> 00:14:09,991
Just be happy you never
have to do this again.
419
00:14:11,156 --> 00:14:12,679
Okay,
I think we got it.
420
00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,123
But we didn't.
421
00:14:14,211 --> 00:14:16,193
Back at home,
Barry still didn't get
422
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,519
why he lost his place
in the JTP pad.
423
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,653
You've been given
a great gift, George...
424
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,459
A chance to see what the world
would be like without you.
425
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,638
I wish I had someone
old and wise
426
00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:27,045
who would guide me
through life.
427
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,318
I'm going back
to focusing on Adam.
428
00:14:29,406 --> 00:14:31,582
Okay, Pops.
I'm gonna crash here tonight.
429
00:14:31,847 --> 00:14:34,552
Sure, there's 12 minutes left,
but let's turn it off.
430
00:14:42,604 --> 00:14:44,404
This isn't
where I fell asleep.
431
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,404
Oh, no!
432
00:14:45,492 --> 00:14:46,612
Have I been
gently kidnapped?
433
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:48,920
Your body is right
where you left it.
434
00:14:49,008 --> 00:14:52,357
You're dreaming of what the world
would be like if you didn't exist.
435
00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:54,193
This isn't
the JTP pad.
436
00:14:54,281 --> 00:14:55,306
It has no holes
in the wall.
437
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:57,308
Of course
there's no holes.
438
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,832
You weren't here
to punch them.
439
00:15:00,225 --> 00:15:01,732
Go for Mr. Bradley.
440
00:15:02,574 --> 00:15:03,974
"Mr. Bradley"?
441
00:15:04,161 --> 00:15:06,841
Who are you, your stepdad
that officially adopted you?
442
00:15:06,929 --> 00:15:07,865
Nerd.
443
00:15:07,953 --> 00:15:09,091
He can't hear you.
444
00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:12,139
And he's now a successful
Gap businessman.
445
00:15:12,227 --> 00:15:14,068
Without you making him
late for work,
446
00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:17,154
he became Worldwide Head
of Jean Shorts.
447
00:15:17,304 --> 00:15:18,653
Buy! Sell!
448
00:15:18,773 --> 00:15:20,130
- Business!
- Huh?
449
00:15:20,902 --> 00:15:22,374
Oh, hey, there, friend.
450
00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:24,072
How's the weather
up here, you ask?
451
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,531
Why, it's great,
452
00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:29,007
because life for the
very tall always is.
453
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,038
Who stretched Andy?
454
00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:31,984
No one.
455
00:15:32,072 --> 00:15:35,218
Without you stealing his
lunch, Andy had a growth spurt.
456
00:15:35,346 --> 00:15:39,756
He's been helping people grab
things off the top shelf ever since.
457
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,700
Afternoon, gents.
458
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,523
- Gorgeous Rob!
- Gorgeous Rob!
459
00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:44,851
"Gorgeous" Rob?
460
00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:46,859
You're Naked Rob,
and that's all you'll ever be.
461
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,965
Without you to pants Rob
in second grade,
462
00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:52,249
Naked Rob
never came to be.
463
00:15:52,337 --> 00:15:54,695
He built his identity
based on a love
464
00:15:54,783 --> 00:15:57,640
of high-quality
Italian menswear.
465
00:15:57,728 --> 00:15:58,874
Hope you guys don't mind.
466
00:15:58,962 --> 00:16:01,703
I brought a party sub.
And a party.
467
00:16:02,556 --> 00:16:04,166
It's our wives,
468
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,213
who cherish us
not just for our success,
469
00:16:06,301 --> 00:16:08,259
but for our high
self-esteem.
470
00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:10,117
Let's kiss them
and watch football.
471
00:16:10,205 --> 00:16:12,033
- Yeah.
- No! No!
472
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,428
You don't have wives!
You have me!
473
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,170
And I matter!
I make your lives better!
474
00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:21,336
Gah!
475
00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:23,926
That Wonderful Lifemovie taught
me I need to fix everything!
476
00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:26,321
But you were asleep
for 10 seconds!
477
00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:28,726
I've been asleep
my whole life.
478
00:16:28,814 --> 00:16:31,093
So George Bailey,
you listen to.
479
00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:33,967
What?
Your name is Al something.
480
00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:35,421
Anyway, I gotta go.
481
00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:37,796
While Barry ran
off to save his friendships,
482
00:16:37,884 --> 00:16:39,984
Geoff was about to run
into my sister at the mall.
483
00:16:40,072 --> 00:16:41,102
Erica?
484
00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:42,711
Geoff, what are
you doing here?
485
00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:45,106
I thought I'd get your family a
little thank-you for including me.
486
00:16:45,193 --> 00:16:46,086
Hey, Geoff.
487
00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:48,655
Oh, you'll be happy to know
that Jinzy will be
488
00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:51,414
crying into her
nothing-flavored holiday cookies
489
00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:52,554
because we nailed it.
490
00:16:52,642 --> 00:16:53,914
You took the photo
without me?
491
00:16:54,002 --> 00:16:56,656
Yes, 'cause they are
the worst... The worst.
492
00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:58,904
So, let's just rush away
and never speak of this again.
493
00:16:58,993 --> 00:17:01,140
Wait a minute.
We wanted Geoff in the picture.
494
00:17:01,273 --> 00:17:03,507
You're the one who said
he had explosive diarrhea.
495
00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:05,617
What? No.
496
00:17:05,705 --> 00:17:07,437
And I definitely did not
say "explosive."
497
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:09,476
You did,
and it read as true.
498
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:11,391
Been there.
It's our people's burden.
499
00:17:11,479 --> 00:17:12,695
Shame only
makes it worse.
500
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,492
I-I don't
have diarrhea.
501
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,757
So, why?
502
00:17:15,914 --> 00:17:17,203
Uh...
503
00:17:17,391 --> 00:17:19,481
This is a guess,
but she definitely
504
00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:20,860
doesn't want you
to be in our picture.
505
00:17:20,947 --> 00:17:21,960
Is that true?
506
00:17:22,048 --> 00:17:23,039
Please, I can explain.
507
00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:24,351
No need.
508
00:17:24,439 --> 00:17:25,906
Enjoy being
with your family.
509
00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:29,625
Well, it's not
a Goldbergs holiday
510
00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:32,570
unless someone runs away upset
and possibly with diarrhea.
511
00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:36,535
Even though the
JTP had kicked Barry out,
512
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,164
he was still determined to
pull off a holiday miracle.
513
00:17:39,553 --> 00:17:41,421
JTP, I have returned.
514
00:17:41,525 --> 00:17:42,532
I thought
we took your key.
515
00:17:42,619 --> 00:17:45,585
You did, but I made dozens
of copies of the JT-Key,
516
00:17:45,935 --> 00:17:47,742
all of which I lost,
except for this one.
517
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,515
- What do you want?
- Just one thing...
518
00:17:49,603 --> 00:17:50,822
Your forgiveness.
519
00:17:50,932 --> 00:17:53,679
- Oh! What's in the bag, man?
- I think it just moved.
520
00:17:53,774 --> 00:17:56,071
- It's definitely full of spiders.
- I know what's in there.
521
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,351
My greatest fear...
Speaking in public.
522
00:17:58,439 --> 00:17:59,406
No.
523
00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:00,953
I had a dream
about you guys,
524
00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:03,508
and you were all better and way
more successful, and I hated it.
525
00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:05,554
You hate the idea
of us being successful?
526
00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:07,862
I love the idea
of you guys crushing life.
527
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:10,087
I just hated that
I wasn't a part of it.
528
00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:12,712
That's...
Really nice, Bar.
529
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,900
So, I emptied
my bank account
530
00:18:14,988 --> 00:18:16,978
and replaced all the gifts
I shredded.
531
00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:19,282
Your pants.
532
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,466
Your nudie mags.
533
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,610
And your paychecks.
534
00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:25,786
Whoa.
535
00:18:25,874 --> 00:18:27,564
They're all...
Kinda here.
536
00:18:27,652 --> 00:18:30,470
And I got a little something
extra for each of you.
537
00:18:30,596 --> 00:18:31,751
For Naked Rob,
538
00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:34,581
a Miami Vicesuit,
'cause in my dream,
539
00:18:34,669 --> 00:18:36,976
you looked amazing
with or without clothes.
540
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:40,540
For Andy,
a 76ers Dr. J jersey,
541
00:18:40,628 --> 00:18:42,586
'cause you stand taller
than anyone I know.
542
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:45,228
And for my dear friend
Matt Bradley,
543
00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:46,876
I got you nothing,
544
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,691
'cause you're perfect
the way you are.
545
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:49,823
You ran outta money?
546
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:50,751
You're welcome.
547
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,064
Get in here.
548
00:18:53,152 --> 00:18:54,894
While Barry had
finally found his way,
549
00:18:54,981 --> 00:18:56,841
Geoff had never
felt more lost.
550
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,231
Hey.
551
00:18:58,319 --> 00:19:00,364
Don't worry.
I'll be out of here soon.
552
00:19:00,452 --> 00:19:02,427
Geoff, stop.
You got it all wrong.
553
00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:03,952
No, I think
it's pretty clear.
554
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,128
You're ashamed of me.
555
00:19:05,226 --> 00:19:06,575
- What?
- Yeah.
556
00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:09,029
You don't want me in your permanent
picture for everyone to see
557
00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:10,726
because you're the cool,
hot girl
558
00:19:10,814 --> 00:19:12,374
and I'm just the sweet,
little puppy dog
559
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:14,383
who follows you around
and folds your clothes,
560
00:19:14,471 --> 00:19:15,864
but when
it comes time to...
561
00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:19,825
Geoff, I am never
ashamed of you.
562
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,325
Never.
563
00:19:21,558 --> 00:19:23,622
There's nothing better
in my life than you.
564
00:19:23,736 --> 00:19:26,609
Then why can't I be in your
family's stupid holiday card?
565
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:28,960
Because...
I'm not ready.
566
00:19:29,048 --> 00:19:30,442
How does that
even make sense?
567
00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:31,837
It was your idea
to live together,
568
00:19:31,924 --> 00:19:33,520
secretly,
in this little room.
569
00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:35,348
And I am loving it.
570
00:19:35,497 --> 00:19:38,208
But you being in that picture
with my family,
571
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:40,500
it made me anxious
about the future.
572
00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:41,716
The future?
573
00:19:41,804 --> 00:19:43,130
Our future.
574
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,036
About getting married
575
00:19:45,124 --> 00:19:46,544
and starting
our own family
576
00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:48,208
and being together forever.
577
00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:52,168
♪ I've been living so long
578
00:19:52,256 --> 00:19:53,528
Barry and Lainey.
579
00:19:53,616 --> 00:19:57,034
You're scared this card will be a permanent
reminder of us if things don't work out.
580
00:19:57,248 --> 00:19:59,534
All I know is,
right here, right now,
581
00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:01,510
I am so happy,
582
00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:05,471
and I don't want to think about
anything beyond right now.
583
00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:07,846
I'm willing to take this
as slow as you want.
584
00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:09,292
But I'm starting
to think
585
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:10,706
you might be right
about that photo.
586
00:20:13,739 --> 00:20:15,707
With that,
Geoff got a version of the photo
587
00:20:15,794 --> 00:20:17,518
he liked even more.
588
00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:19,722
That's the thing
about the holidays.
589
00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:21,908
They may not always turn out
like you'd imagined.
590
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,628
It's not great.
591
00:20:25,619 --> 00:20:27,010
But it's us.
592
00:20:28,154 --> 00:20:29,042
You're right.
593
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,845
♪ There was nothing
in the world ♪
594
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,151
But then you're reminded
that the little imperfections
595
00:20:33,239 --> 00:20:34,544
are what make life special,
596
00:20:34,632 --> 00:20:36,870
those moments between the
ones in all the pictures,
597
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:39,294
the littles ones with
the real smiles.
598
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:41,442
Those are the sweet spot.
599
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,622
'Cause after all, in the end,
600
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,622
when we learn to savor
those moments,
601
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,075
the tiny snapshots,
602
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:50,864
Well, it really is a wonderful life.
603
00:20:53,281 --> 00:20:55,184
Let's see.
Everybody's nice and neat.
604
00:20:55,272 --> 00:20:56,752
Okay.
Let me get your tie.
605
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,232
Adam needs
his hair combed.
606
00:20:58,343 --> 00:20:59,903
That's one
handsome boy here.
607
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,960
Oh, no! Not again!
608
00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:07,692
Aah!
609
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,790
Barry?
Now you're in on this?
610
00:21:09,878 --> 00:21:12,358
I heard we had a new way of
getting information out of you,
611
00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:13,341
and we need to know...
612
00:21:13,429 --> 00:21:16,067
Where's that deli that lets you
taste the meat before you buy it?
613
00:21:16,155 --> 00:21:17,635
It's the one
on Main Street.
614
00:21:18,942 --> 00:21:20,849
Is breakfast truly the most
important meal of the day?
615
00:21:20,936 --> 00:21:23,364
Is a frog an amphibian
or a reptile?
616
00:21:23,484 --> 00:21:26,380
Does Matt Bradley need
to go to the doctor for this?
617
00:21:27,009 --> 00:21:28,606
Sorry. Forgot what
I was gonna ask.
618
00:21:28,694 --> 00:21:29,778
Put the hood
back on him.