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Ah, the board games of the '80s.
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Nothing bonded families faster
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than a magical night spent rolling dice
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and trapping mice with loved ones.
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No one was more into it than my mom.
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Surprise! It's game night!
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That's right.
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I blatantly lied to your
faces to get you here.
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So, I'm not getting an all-expenses-paid
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trip to Japan to have
my own samurai sword
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forged from the iron of Mount Fuji?
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Not even a little bit.
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So, pint-sized comedy
genius Emmanuel Lewis
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isn't here to discuss future projects?
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You'll be the only tiny
wonder in this house.
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So, an A&R guy didn't reach out
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about a demo tape I made last year?
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- You're a hit with me.
- I ran here.
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And my high school sweetheart
didn't call, hoping to reconnect?
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She did call, but only to
tell you to stop calling.
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I'll stop calling when her
nurse stops picking up.
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- So, no pizza?
- Phone's right there.
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When will this deceit end?
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I just wanted one evening
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where we're all together
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in a focused seven-hour window.
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Seven hours? That's almost
half a night's sleep.
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And aren't you forgetting
we never actually play
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'cause we can never agree on a game?
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While I do agree we've
had some setbacks...
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Setbacks? In a fit of rage,
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Barry kicked the Operation game
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and needed a real operation.
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They sewed my toe back on,
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and now I have to think extra hard
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when I want to wiggle it.
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Despite Barry's zombie toe,
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we can still have a good night.
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- Who wants to play Boggle?
- Pass.
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I used the timer as salt by mistake.
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Here's an oldie but a goodie.
Tiddlywinks.
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"Tiddly-winks"?
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Tell me more about this arousing game.
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Well, you use a big disc
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to get a little disc into a medium cup.
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Oh, I've been betrayed again.
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Just call it "Disc-cup"
so I know it sucks!
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The Game of Life?
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I've already played it.
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Turns out, there are no winners.
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- You'll see.
- I'm calling it. TV wins.
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- You can't just leave.
- I'm up already. Eh.
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Me, too. I'm gonna use my
"get out of hell free" card.
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- Same.
- Tiddlywinks?
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- This is all your fault.
- On the bright side, Bevy,
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we were all together for a little while.
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- Three minutes.
- Oy. Man, it dragged.
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What do ya say, Bar?
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How about a heady game of
Stratego with your mama?
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That's so sweet you'd think
I'd do that with you.
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Damn it! All I wanted
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was one special night with my family!
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Here's a healthy outlet
for your anger...
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- Flip the board.
- Well, that doesn't sound very healthy.
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Do it... Or I will.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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It was January 22nd, 1980-something,
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and for the first time in my life,
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science class was gonna get interesting.
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Okay, loyal students,
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I want to tell you about a
great book I read on helium.
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- Couldn't put it down.
- Was that a joke?
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'Cause it went over like a lead balloon.
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Damn it. Have I been learning stuff?
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If that didn't make you
laugh, neither will this...
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I'm assigning partners
for your midterm lab.
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Adam Goldberg, ah,
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you're with Brea Bee.
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I be with Brea-who?
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But I knew exactly who she was.
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Everyone did. She was Brea Bee,
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and she was the coolest girl in school.
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- What's up, Adam?
- You know my name?
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Uh, yeah.
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We've been in school
together since kindergarten.
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For sure. The big K.
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Followed by "indergarten."
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Kindergarten, when you
put it all together.
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Which you already had.
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But, moving on...
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Brighton Beach Memoirs.
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It's a coming-of-age comedy
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about a boy with a crazy family.
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It checks a lot of boxes for me.
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I love Neil Simon.
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Did you know Ferris
Bueller's in Biloxi Blues?
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Oh, my God. Are you choking?
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You not only know who Neil Simon is,
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but you reference Matthew Broderick
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by his iconic character's name.
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What's the problem?
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The problem is you're Brea Bee.
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Adam, don't be ridiculous.
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I'm just like everyone else.
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You're the most popular girl in school.
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That was just a unanimous
vote in the yearbook.
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- It means nothing.
- Even your dismissal
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of the high-school social
order is refreshing.
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Come on. We have a lab to do.
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Of course. How about I just do it all
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and we'll share the credit?
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- Good?
- Not good.
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You take all the credit and
I'll do summer school.
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No way, man.
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We're doing this together.
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Look, Adam, trust me,
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once you get to know me,
you're gonna like me.
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Challenge accepted.
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Come on.
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Everyone shut up.
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I'm pretty sure I've just
been vibing with... Brea Bee.
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I heard you're not supposed to tell
crazy people that they're crazy,
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but you're crazy.
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Yeah, that makes no sense.
You're wildly unappealing.
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I'm having a hard time
believing it, too.
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But there's something there.
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We both like Neil Simon.
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Everyone likes Neil Simon.
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He's the Brooklyn Bard.
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He makes your people
folksy and relatable.
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She's also a great person.
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She can't be nice and hot.
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No one needs two ways to get stuff.
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In my experience, kindness and beauty
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do not go hand-in-hand.
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- He sees me.
- You definitely read the situation wrong.
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There's no way Brea Bee
even knows your name.
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- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Brea.
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- Holy crap!
- I know the guy who knows Brea.
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- I find you attractive now.
- Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna go share my
lunch hour with her.
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Just like that? It's one
thing to vibe over chem lab.
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It's another thing entirely
to sit with the cool kids.
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Maybe, but I didn't care.
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After science class, I was flying high.
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I'm going in.
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He can't just walk over there.
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Why not? Who was gonna stop me?
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Hey, you lost, bro?
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Yeah. That's a no-go.
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This is the cool table and you're...
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A flaming hot turd of nothing.
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But Brea Bee is my lab partner.
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- We don't make the rules.
- I mean, we do.
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And you could try to appeal,
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but I'll bury you in paperwork.
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She's right there. Just
let me make eye contact,
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- and she'll wave me in.
- Bro, stop trying to violate
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the well-established social
hierarchy of the cafeteria.
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But I'm cool... You know, in an
offbeat, non-traditional way
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that'll surely have more
value in adulthood.
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Yeah, I'm gonna dump this
dry salad on your head.
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It's still embarrassing,
but it cleans up easy.
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While the cool kids were
putting me in my place,
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Geoff and Erica were
getting cozy in theirs.
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Molly Ringwald really is pretty in pink.
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Redheads traditionally can't
pull off a gentle blush,
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but that's how great
an actress she is...
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She has color range, too.
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Can I tell you something?
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I really like living with you.
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Aw. Me too.
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You know, except for
the debilitating fear
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of being found out by our parents.
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- Yeah, I'm good with it.
- What a fun and contrary view
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of the situation. You know
what else could be fun...
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- We tell them?
- Naw. This is easier.
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Yoo-hoo!
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It's your mama!
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Code Bev! Go, go, go!
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Yeah, my mom had a habit
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of dropping by the dorm unannounced.
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Luckily, Erica and Geoff
had gotten pretty good
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at making it look like
Barry still lived there.
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Hey, I heard a new song on the radio
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by that man with the tushie...
Uh, Bert Springbean?
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So, I went to Sam Goody,
got in a fight with a man
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with a feather earring,
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and raced here with the cassingle.
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There's my schmoopaloopa.
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Where's your brother?
He's got to hear this.
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Yeah, he's indisposed.
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Hey, Barry, everything
going okay in there?
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Hi, Mom, this isn't a good time.
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- This is Barry.
- But I haven't seen you all week.
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Open the door and let me hold your
hand while you make poopalas.
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Thanks for stopping by! This is Barry.
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Yeah, it's no bueno in there.
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Let me walk you to your car.
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Uh-oh! Barry did it again.
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Oh! There you go, my big boy.
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This is Barry. I'm enjoying a shower.
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What? It doesn't sound like it.
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Testing.
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Erica, I don't think this is working.
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What a weird thing to say.
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It really is, but he's obviously
going through a lot,
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so let's not pull threads.
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Remind him to wash his bottom.
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Absolutely not.
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What the hell, man?
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You didn't have to get in the shower.
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I don't know!
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As Erica and Geoff had a close call,
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I needed some advice
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on how to get close to Brea Bee.
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Pops, it's a dire romantic emergency.
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Why do you think I hang out here all day
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buttering up bagels?
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Okay, I kind of hit it
off with this girl,
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but I think she might
be way too cool for me.
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- What do I do?
- Just be yourself.
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And?
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No "and." That's it.
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You never let me down, Pops.
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- Pops let me down!
- "Be yourself"?
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You? Yourself?
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- Being it?
- I know, Dave Kim.
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She's one of the chosen ones,
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the beautiful elite,
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the best kind of aloof.
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They'll never accept... this.
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You don't have to waft.
I know, Dave Kim!
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You need to get better advice.
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I know, Dave Kim!
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But who's cool enough to guide you?
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Turns out, there was someone...
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Mr. Perott, our new guidance counselor.
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Yep, he wore a leather jacket
and was the epitome of cool.
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I think I know, Dave Kim.
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Here's some advice...
Right after you graduate,
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take a couple years
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and bike right across Africa.
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See where this mixed-up
world got started.
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I can't hear a single word you're saying
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because I'm positive you're
gonna lop off your thumb.
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What's that? This silly thing?
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Haw!
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That was so terrifyingly masculine, sir.
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Sure. So, what are we thinking here?
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College?
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Trade school? The Army?
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You probably can't tell, but I'm a...
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- Hardcore nerd?
- Whoa!
255
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- You can't call me that.
- I can.
256
00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:20,875
Because I was one, too.
257
00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:22,829
That's you? You're so...
258
00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:24,769
- Scrawny, zitty, pasty?
- Exactly.
259
00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,963
- How is this kid you?
- Well, I got a haircut,
260
00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:28,169
I slapped on some acne cream,
261
00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:29,569
and then I hit the gym.
262
00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:30,843
But that's only part of it, Adam.
263
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,579
I need to know. Tell me everything.
264
00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:33,763
Okay.
265
00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:35,009
- You're just gonna do it?
- Why not?
266
00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:36,139
I mean, I already told three students
267
00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:37,849
to bike across Africa this morning.
268
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,351
I can phone it in for
the rest of the day.
269
00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,020
So, we start with your signature look.
270
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,149
For example, I always have
a pair of sunglasses on me,
271
00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:45,608
just in case I need to dramatically
toss them off like this.
272
00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:49,487
Your disregard for eyewear makes
me know you mean business.
273
00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,349
Next, ABCG...
274
00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:52,859
Always Be Chewing Gum.
275
00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:56,619
That way, you look both busy
and laid-back all at once.
276
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,929
Laid-back and busy.
277
00:08:57,930 --> 00:08:59,739
I'll be like a CEO from California.
278
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,859
Third... Make sure you never give anyone
279
00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,659
your full attention.
280
00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:04,979
I'm over here. See how you got
281
00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:06,239
a little confused there,
like there was something
282
00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,999
more interesting behind
you? There wasn't.
283
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,091
I just made that up.
284
00:09:09,092 --> 00:09:10,519
So rude and effective.
285
00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,849
And finally, whenever you're walking,
286
00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:14,239
play a kick-ass jam in your head.
287
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,722
Would the Ewok celebration
song Yub Nub work?
288
00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,474
I've never heard it before, but no.
289
00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,685
♪ Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam ♪
290
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:23,479
♪ Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam ♪
♪ Black Betty had a child ♪
291
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,699
And so Mr. Perott took me
under his badass wing.
292
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,901
Meanwhile, Erica and
Geoff needed Barry's help
293
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,459
to get their plan to fly.
294
00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:31,869
We need to talk...
295
00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:33,656
Right after you tell
us what you're doing.
296
00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,169
I'm just cutting up various balls
297
00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:36,769
to see what's inside of them.
298
00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:37,909
Biggest surprise?
299
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,569
Soccer ball... Nothing.
300
00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:41,160
- Is that my soccer ball?
- I wouldn't know.
301
00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,859
What brings you to Barry's Xanadu?
302
00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:44,479
You need to make quality time with Mom.
303
00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,849
- She misses you too much.
- Who can blame her?
304
00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:47,859
I'm a delight.
305
00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:48,889
No, idiot.
306
00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:51,099
She keeps showing up
unexpectedly, looking for you.
307
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:52,464
My nosebleeds are way up.
308
00:09:52,465 --> 00:09:55,139
Ha! She's gonna find out
you're living in sin,
309
00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:56,760
freak out, and destroy your love.
310
00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,589
Barry, do you like it here?
311
00:09:58,590 --> 00:10:00,399
I'm living with my bros in this dope pad
312
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,059
with a solid 2.1 GPA.
313
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,519
I don't know how life
can get any better.
314
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,299
If your Mom busts us, it's not only
the end of me living with Erica,
315
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,690
it's the end of you living here, too.
316
00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:09,769
Oh, no.
317
00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:11,679
You shined a light on the consequences,
318
00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,571
and now I suddenly care. What do we do?
319
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,531
We give Mom what she wants the most.
320
00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,179
- Game night?
- You know it, girl.
321
00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:19,299
I even brought Connect Four
322
00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,328
so that we can connect two.
323
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,259
- Aww.
- Okay, well, you guys have family fun.
324
00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:24,319
- Bye.
- Run, Geoff.
325
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,479
- Oh, no, Geoffrey.
- Wha...
326
00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,627
You're not going anywhere.
Tonight's an all-play.
327
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,779
- But I was just dropping them off...
- Shh, shh, shh.
328
00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:31,547
- Okay, I'm in the hug now, so...
- Game night.
329
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,039
Oh, I'm so excited,
I could (BLEEP) puke!
330
00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,370
I might, too.
331
00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:40,539
Mr. Perott had taught me
his tricks for being cool,
332
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,339
and now I was ready to take
his advice out for a test drive.
333
00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,499
Put this somewhere safe, Doc.
334
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,219
What an incredibly informal
way to talk to an adult,
335
00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:49,231
but I'm on it.
336
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,400
You can't make us move.
337
00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,276
We're allowed to sit here.
338
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,649
Wait. Adam?
339
00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:56,279
In the flesh... And leather.
340
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,799
- Me likey.
- I get it.
341
00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,609
His unearned confidence and
sunglasses make him desirable.
342
00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:01,899
That's exactly what
I'm going for, Dave Kim.
343
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,279
Dude, you should go talk to Brea.
344
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,879
Already on my way, muchacho.
345
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,739
He casually threw in Spanish.
346
00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:09,279
Perott's advice was working.
I was crushing it.
347
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,699
And this time, there really was
nothing that would stop me
348
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,339
from lunching it up with Brea Bee.
349
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,629
Whoa. Goldnerd, is that you?
350
00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,040
- Make a hole.
- For some reason,
351
00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,590
my body's obliging your wishes.
352
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:22,940
Disposable shades and a leather jacket?
353
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,017
What kind of a budget is
this guy working with?
354
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,959
Success! Time to put Perott's
tips into overdrive.
355
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,259
- Adam.
- Oh, hey, Brea.
356
00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:32,519
- Didn't see you there.
- You look different.
357
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,361
Are you in the spring production
of West Side Story?
358
00:11:34,362 --> 00:11:36,499
No, these are my new everyday threads.
359
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,859
Ooh. My God.
360
00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:39,199
- That's a lot of gum.
- Thank you.
361
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,720
- What?
- No, it's actually fine.
362
00:11:40,721 --> 00:11:41,979
Sorry, I can't understand you.
363
00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:44,300
- It's kind of cool, huh?
- Also, you're drooling a little.
364
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,759
I'm enjoying this, uh,
365
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,740
give-and-take, you know?
366
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,669
Are you looking at me, or
is there someone behind me?
367
00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,239
I'm not not looking at you.
368
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,714
- It's still happening.
- So... whatcha doing later?
369
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,799
I don't know. Hanging with the crew.
370
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,209
- Do you wanna join?
- What's the plan?
371
00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:01,219
Plan is we pick you up at night.
372
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,749
That's not really a time.
373
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,419
- Doing what exactly?
- Stuff.
374
00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:08,102
Well, then I'll be there,
whenever that is, at some point.
375
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,354
Ta.
376
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,039
Brea just invited me to hang.
We have loose plans.
377
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,829
Loose plans?
378
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:16,067
It really is a different world.
379
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,119
As my newfound coolness was paying off,
380
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,319
Goldberg game night was officially on.
381
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,139
Guess who? I'll give you a hint...
382
00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:23,779
I'm a beautiful blonde
383
00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:26,209
with delicious eyes and a hint of spunk.
384
00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:28,494
- Daryl Hannah!
- It's me, your mama.
385
00:12:28,495 --> 00:12:30,719
So, let me show you our other
games for the evening.
386
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,626
Bed Bugs! Mall Madness.
387
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,949
Smurf Ahoy! Pig Pong.
388
00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:37,339
Don't Spill the Beans.
Crackers In My Bed.
389
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,819
Girl Talk. Pizza Party! Pizza Party!
390
00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:42,219
And Mouse Trap.
391
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,589
What about you, Geoff?
Are you ready to get trapped?
392
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,682
Trapped? Why? 'Cause
I'm lying? Is it hot in here?
393
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,891
Mr. G, did you turn the heat on?
394
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,185
In January? Not a chance!
395
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,645
Okay. Uh, where's the bathroom?
396
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,669
What are you talking about, Geoff?
397
00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:53,760
You know where the bathroom is.
398
00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:55,119
I don't know anything.
Maybe you remodeled.
399
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,860
- Stop questioning me!
- Why don't I show you?
400
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,737
Dude, pull it together.
401
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,079
I can't. I'm afraid at any moment,
402
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,365
I'll blurt out we're living together.
403
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:03,399
Just relax.
404
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,279
By the time we get back,
this all will have fallen apart.
405
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:09,371
The Goldbergs have never even
been able to choose a game.
406
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:12,333
We're playing Family Feud!
407
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,375
- Oh, they chose.
- No way.
408
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,833
Dad, you're good with this?
409
00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,259
Survey says... Hoo-hoo!
410
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:18,714
So fun. Let's start a feud
with your family, Erica.
411
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,631
Oh, we don't feud against ourselves.
412
00:13:20,632 --> 00:13:22,160
Then who? Tell me who.
413
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:24,469
Please welcome the Schwartz family.
414
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,555
Lou and Linda, come on down.
415
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,989
- Mom? Dad?
- Hi, sweetie.
416
00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:29,600
- We brought carrots!
- Whoo!
417
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,810
Bathroom again! I can't
lie to my parents.
418
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,605
Just focus on the game
and say nothing else.
419
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,482
I'll try.
420
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,151
- Why did you do that?
- It'd be weirder if I didn't.
421
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,571
That one's for you.
422
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,907
Okay, hands on buzzers.
423
00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:47,079
Name something you put on your pizza.
424
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,619
We're living together.
I mean, pepperoni!
425
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,619
- What was that?
- He said pepperoni! Show me pepperoni!
426
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,499
Ding, ding, ding! Geoff,
you have control.
427
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,279
Doesn't feel like I do! And bathroom?
428
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,339
While Geoff crumbled,
429
00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:57,629
I was ready for a cool
night of loose plans.
430
00:13:57,630 --> 00:13:59,399
Hey, gang. Thanks for showing up.
431
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,129
I totally haven't been ready
and waiting outside since 5:00.
432
00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:03,359
Why are you wearing shades at night?
433
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,924
Did you just get your pupils dilated?
434
00:14:04,925 --> 00:14:07,679
I just have a blatant
disregard for social norms.
435
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,299
- Like Bono or Anna Wintour.
- Badass.
436
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,892
So, any idea what we're doing tonight?
437
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,394
Let's say we play some baseball.
438
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,819
I'm not a big baseball guy.
439
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,773
I'm more into contact sports,
like hot potato or red rover.
440
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,129
Don't you worry.
441
00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:20,693
There's gonna be plenty of contact.
442
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,488
Yeah!
443
00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:28,239
Oh, my God! What did you just do?
444
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,539
My man just hit a home
run in mailbox baseball!
445
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,379
It's just like real baseball,
except it's vandalism.
446
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,989
Bro, you're up.
447
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:37,759
- Oh, no, thank you.
- But you're hitting cleanup.
448
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,039
Meaning you pull over and we
clean up the mess you made?
449
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,419
Meaning you're making a bigger mess
450
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,048
with this bat I'm handing you.
451
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,008
In that moment, I had a choice...
452
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,762
Show Brea I could hang with
the crew or do the right thing.
453
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:48,769
Hi-ya!
454
00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:50,159
- Oh!
- Oh!
455
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,430
Holy crap!
456
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,433
I did neither.
457
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,059
- I missed it.
- My brother's Buick!
458
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,070
Oh!
459
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,389
And his bat? Not cool, man!
460
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,929
You know what else isn't cool?
461
00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:02,579
This. Gah.
462
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:05,539
I'm a fool to have wanted
to be accepted by you
463
00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:08,240
so I could charm a girl
who's way out of my league.
464
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,700
- Jodie Foster?
- Brea.
465
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,286
Adam, you did all this for me?
466
00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:13,459
You're so popular and pretty,
467
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:17,082
and for a moment, I guess
I thought we had a connection.
468
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,169
- I didn't know that.
- Now you do.
469
00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:21,211
Sorry about the mirror.
470
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:24,213
I'd appreciate if we didn't go
through insurance to fix it.
471
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,639
As everything with Brea fell apart,
472
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,039
Geoff and Erica were
still holding it together.
473
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,799
- Thank God it's over.
- And yet it's not, young Geoffrey.
474
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,219
With tonight's success,
475
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,619
Mom will surely want to
do this again every week.
476
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,859
But I'll crumble under the
weight of our thousands of lies!
477
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:37,969
It'll be fine.
478
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,839
We'll do whatever it takes
to keep our secret.
479
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,482
What secret? That you
guys are living together?
480
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,692
Oh, no. She knows. Erica, she knows.
481
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,339
I know she knows. How do you know?
482
00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:50,359
I suspected, and also Geoff blurted
it out three times tonight.
483
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,439
It's true! We're living together!
484
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,161
Why do I keep saying it? Pepperoni!
485
00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:55,519
- Before you get upset...
- Before? I'm furious!
486
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,899
You have no right to be.
487
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,979
We're both adults who can
make our own decisions.
488
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:02,029
If you were adults, I wouldn't
have had to find out this way.
489
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,039
- Mom...
- Don't.
490
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,659
I'm not happy that you
guys are living together,
491
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:07,059
but you know what breaks my
heart more than anything?
492
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:11,471
Is how far you went
to hide this from me.
493
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,469
And I'm living with the JTP,
494
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,389
which is a relatively minor betrayal
495
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,852
in light of Erica's shocking news.
496
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,449
After striking out with Brea Bee,
497
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:25,119
all that was left to do was clean up.
498
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,199
Mr. Perott, what are you doing here?
499
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,219
Well, I have a police scanner,
and I heard there was trouble.
500
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,059
- You all right, kid?
- Not even a little.
501
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:32,069
Well, hop on. I'll give you a ride home.
502
00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:33,239
Or maybe you want to split a cab?
503
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,993
Nah. Motorcycles are super safe.
504
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,189
Here.
505
00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:37,979
I've already made a bunch
of terrible decisions today.
506
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:40,450
I might as well just... continue.
507
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,329
Just please drive slow!
508
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,670
So, what's eating atcha?
509
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,279
So, we're just gonna
talk about this now,
510
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,769
like this isn't terrifying?
511
00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,039
Car, car, car!
512
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,426
Ah, it's parked. Come on. Spill.
513
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,678
I guess it all started...
514
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,679
Oh, no, it's a curve!
515
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,389
Do I lean with you or away from you?
516
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,699
Oh-aah!
517
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,079
I'm so scared!
518
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,779
All right. It's gonna be
straight for a while.
519
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:00,940
- This is your chance.
- Fine.
520
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,894
I'll try to get it out before we die.
521
00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:03,899
There's an amazing girl,
522
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,314
and my grandfather gave me
stupid advice, so I went to you,
523
00:17:06,315 --> 00:17:08,193
and you told me to be
cool, and it worked,
524
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,154
but then I committed a postal
crime, and I hate myself.
525
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,089
I got some good news for you, buddy.
526
00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:14,769
You're not cool.
527
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:17,129
That's not good news,
and I just ate a bug.
528
00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:18,599
Look, I know I may seem cool,
529
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,139
but I'm an unmarried 48-year-old
530
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,969
with a crap ton of student debt,
531
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:24,042
and I got dental issues
from chewing gum all day.
532
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,294
What are you saying?
533
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,835
Being cool is different
from being happy.
534
00:17:27,836 --> 00:17:30,399
That comes from feeling
good on the inside.
535
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,040
And as far as I'm concerned,
536
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:36,149
the old nerdy Adam Goldberg
has plenty to feel good about.
537
00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:37,479
Wait.
538
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,189
Now you're telling me to just be myself?
539
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:41,899
Yeah. Sounds good.
540
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,629
You should do that.
541
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,789
I can't believe it.
542
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,429
Pops was right all along.
543
00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:47,649
Yellow light! Yellow light!
544
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,739
We got this!
545
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:51,279
As Mr. Perott finally guided
me in the right direction,
546
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,219
my mom was left feeling betrayed.
547
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,139
- Living together, Murray.
- I get it.
548
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,450
Li-ving to-ge-ther!
549
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,618
Now I really get it.
550
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,839
Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
551
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,100
Barry and Erica are
gonna move back here.
552
00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:02,719
We're gonna home-college them
553
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,649
and occasionally let
them into the backyard
554
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,043
for vitamin D and free play.
555
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,461
I think everything's gonna be okay.
556
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,379
You're okay with your
sweet little peanut
557
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,099
shacking up with that walking
menace Geoff Schwartz?
558
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:15,460
Menace? They already spent
the summer in a van
559
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,179
half the size of a dorm room.
560
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,556
That's beside the point.
561
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:21,039
She loves him, he loves her.
562
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,393
I don't like anybody, and I like him!
563
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,271
Well, he is sweet and smart and
would do anything for her.
564
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,232
And I've never seen her this happy.
565
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,229
I guess.
566
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,060
I know.
567
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:35,899
For someone who worries so much
about failing as a mother,
568
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,299
I'd take this as a win.
569
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:40,078
It's crazy how, no matter
where we are in our lives,
570
00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:43,139
we still struggle to do what's right.
571
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:44,329
Brea?
572
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,739
Listen, um...
573
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,751
I just wanted to say
that I'm really sorry.
574
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,920
Sorry? But I ruined your night.
575
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:53,259
Are you kidding? I hate it
when those guys do that stuff.
576
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,710
I never say anything.
577
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,170
It's cool that you did.
578
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:59,899
'Cause we both know there's
no one cooler than me.
579
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,391
So, can I sit?
580
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,929
Uh, let me think about it... Yes.
581
00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:06,419
Turns out,
582
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,639
we all need a little guidance sometimes.
583
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,239
You just have to know
where to look for it,
584
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,943
and then it'll all make sense.
585
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,219
What's this for?
586
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,989
For everything you do.
587
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,760
Thanks.
588
00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:23,159
No thanks needed.
589
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,269
But I'll take it.
590
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:27,359
Everyone bends the rules a little bit,
591
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,139
but that's what makes life exciting.
592
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,039
- What's all this?
- It's fine, Mom.
593
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,004
Everything's gonna go
back to the way it was.
594
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,254
Stop. No one needs to move anywhere.
595
00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:37,676
Barry wins and doesn't
need to know more.
596
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,303
Yes! Good luck.
597
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,638
So, you're just good with all this?
598
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,389
No.
599
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,799
But I'm trying to be
600
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,686
because the truth is,
you and Geoff belong together.
601
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,139
Holy crap. Really?
602
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,360
Yeah.
603
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:56,689
But you... have to understand
how hard this is for me.
604
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:59,139
When I first met you,
you were a perfect,
605
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,919
barely-seven-pound little being.
606
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,539
You relied on me for everything,
607
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:07,039
and now you're a grown woman,
608
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,419
and making all your own choices,
609
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:11,168
and I am just trying
to be okay with that.
610
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,503
I get it.
611
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:16,340
And I promise to be more
honest with you from now on.
612
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,629
Maybe we can talk about it
at our next game night.
613
00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:23,589
I would love that.
614
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,729
In the end, we all
make choices every day
615
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,499
that feel like a roll of the dice,
616
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,189
and that can be scary,
617
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,819
but also exciting.
618
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,229
One thing's for sure, though,
619
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:39,237
if you're playing the crazy game of life
620
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,739
with the people you love,
621
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,839
everyone's a winner.
622
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:50,289
Now we have our first
commercial in store for you.
623
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,585
♪ Be a winner at The Game of Life ♪
624
00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:55,320
♪ Be a winner of The Game of Life ♪
625
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,380
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- ♪ Get married ♪
626
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,465
♪ Have a baby ♪
627
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:00,370
♪ Have a baby ♪
628
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,279
JTP residence. Go for Big Tasty.
629
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,169
- It's Barry.
- No, I'm Barry.
630
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:06,439
This is definitely Barry.
631
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,249
- No, I'm Barry.
- This is still Barry.
632
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,999
No. I'm Barry.
633
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,389
Uh-oh! Barry did it again.
634
00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:15,190
- What did I do?
- I'm Barry. I'm enjoying a shower.
635
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,299
No, I'm not.
636
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,439
Wait. Are you my evil twin?
637
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,819
Listen, we can work together.
638
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:23,519
- Thanks for stopping by!
- Hold on... Erica?
639
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,284
Miss you! Bye!
640
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:29,288
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