1 00:00:02,828 --> 00:00:05,222 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, my mom was obsessed with the TV dramaL.A. Law. 2 00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:06,615 Counsel, approach the bench. 3 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,051 This legal soap had it all, 4 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:11,098 romance, intrigue, shoulder pads, 5 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:13,970 and, best of all, tough-as-nails lady lawyers. 6 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,406 If I have any more trouble from you, 7 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:17,104 I will do exactly that. Is that clear? 8 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:18,931 I love Susan Dey. 9 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:21,760 She's in charge in the courtroom and the bedroom. 10 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,632 Ew. Ugh! Mom said "bedroom." 11 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,112 Look at that full-grown Partridge. 12 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,765 This is Hollywood nonsense. 13 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:28,724 Real lawyers fight for justice, 14 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,769 and they're not involved in that many courthouse shootings. 15 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:33,729 Erica, tell it to someone who couldn't have been a lawyer. 16 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:37,341 ADULT ADAM: And that's when my sister dropped a bombshell. 17 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:39,517 I finally declared a major. Pre-Law. 18 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:40,779 The [BLEEP] you [BLEEP] say? 19 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:42,042 You heard me. 20 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:43,782 I'm considering getting my law degree. 21 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:46,481 Shut up. Shut up. Shut your perfect mouth! 22 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:47,569 Murray, did you hear that? 23 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:49,353 Our daughter's gonna be a lawyer! 24 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,138 [CHUCKLES] I get to pay for more school. 25 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:52,400 [LAUGHS]Ow! 26 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:55,185 [CHUCKLING] Oh! It's all happening! 27 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,405 I've got one child who's gonna be an Oscar winner, 28 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:59,015 another who's gonna be the Surgeon General, 29 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:01,583 and now a Supreme Court Justice! 30 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,106 Yeah, and I'm actually gonna be an eye doctor. 31 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,543 Nobody cares. Murray! We won parenting! 32 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:07,371 If you say so. I do! 33 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:09,156 Now the world needs to know! 34 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:10,505 [LAUGHING] 35 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:11,897 [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS] 36 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,725 Attention, children of lesser mothers! 37 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,640 I won parenting! 38 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:17,816 [LAUGHS] 39 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:19,557 [KNOCKING ON WINDOW]I won parenting. 40 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:20,993 Did you want to buy a ticket? 41 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,821 Oh, I already have a ticket. 42 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,649 To the rocket ride of my children's success! 43 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,042 [LAUGHS] 44 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:27,957 I'd like to make a deposit. 45 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:29,437 This just says, "I won parenting." 46 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:31,091 And you can take that to the bank. 47 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:32,396 [LAUGHS] 48 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,137 I won parenting! 49 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,747 Yeah, you did.What are you doing? 50 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:37,140 Sorting M&M's. 51 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:38,663 Yellows are the yummiest, huh? 52 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,666 I kinda won parenting! 53 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,928 [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC CONTINUES] 54 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,408 [DOOR CLOSES] 55 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:45,801 You get that out of your system? 56 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:46,932 Almost. 57 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,936 I won parenting! Hi-yah! 58 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,243 ♪♪ I'm twisted up inside 59 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,898 ♪♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 60 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:01,164 ♪♪ I don't know the future 61 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:04,167 ♪♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪♪ 62 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:06,430 ADULT ADAM: It was January 27, 1980-something, 63 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:09,955 and I was devouring the sci-fi classicCocoon, 64 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,654 the totally believable story of nursing-home residents 65 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:15,613 who are reinvigorated by an alien fountain of youth. 66 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:16,788 Good thing my Pops didn't need that. 67 00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:18,007 [SNORING] 68 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,835 Or so I thought. 69 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:21,924 Well, that was confusing. 70 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,360 You wanna hit the deli, 71 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:24,666 get a cheese blintz, 72 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:25,884 and sort out what happened? 73 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:27,538 What happened is you slept through 74 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:28,670 one of the greatest movies ever. 75 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:31,760 Is it my fault it's dark and smells like butter? 76 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:32,891 You brought a pillow. 77 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:34,763 I shoulda brought a blanket, too. 78 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:37,026 It's colder than a toilet seat at midnight in there. 79 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,462 As fun as it is to think about 80 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:40,029 your moonlit bathroom adventures, 81 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:40,943 you need to see it again. 82 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,292 I saw enough. 83 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,902 Doesn't matter. 84 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:46,905 All the elderly friskiness has given me an idea. 85 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:49,256 Let's dance our way home while checking out ladies 86 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:51,040 that are age-inappropriate for both of us. 87 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:54,522 Better idea. I go home and sleep off this movie nap. 88 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:57,089 ADULT ADAM: While I was worried that my Pops was slowing down, 89 00:02:57,264 --> 00:03:00,441 my mom's enthusiasm for Erica's career path was revving up. 90 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,486 Mom, I-I don't think a power suit 91 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:03,705 with triple the shoulder pads 92 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,272 was a necessary purchase. 93 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,491 You are a high-powered attorney now. 94 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:08,710 You need to look the part. 95 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:10,451 I'm a low-powered sophomore 96 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,017 who eats Lucky Charms for dinner. 97 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,628 That's not what your business cards say. 98 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,891 "Erica Goldberg, Esquire. 99 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:17,719 "Defense attorney to the stars"? 100 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:18,981 All the men will want you, 101 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:20,461 and all the women will hate you. 102 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,332 But I don't want that. 103 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:24,769 I want to help the disenfranchised, the poor. 104 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,162 Poor? Well, how are you gonna be able 105 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,685 to afford your Bimmer convertible 106 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:28,643 and a house in Brentwood? 107 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,079 Where? 108 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:32,212 It's an exclusive L.A. enclave. 109 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:33,865 Dabney Coleman lives there. 110 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,824 I don't want to be neighbors with Dabney Coleman. 111 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,304 Look, choosing a major 112 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:39,610 made me do some soul-searching, 113 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:41,960 and I realized that choosing a career just for the money 114 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:43,005 is never gonna make me happy. 115 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:44,615 Of course. 116 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:45,660 ADULT ADAM: And that's when she saw it. 117 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,359 What the actual [BLEEP]? 118 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,143 It was my mom's cookbook. 119 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,449 Her life's highest achievement. 120 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:53,755 Her proudest triumph. 121 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:56,018 Now only 99 cents. 122 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:57,846 Uh, shelving emergency! 123 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:00,457 This life-changing, full-priced masterwork 124 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:01,545 was in with the garbage books. 125 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,330 That's not a mistake. 126 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:04,505 All the out-of-print books go in there. 127 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,246 Out of print? 128 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,508 Mr. Whitby! 129 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,988 We had a contract! 130 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,512 Mrs. Goldberg, I was expecting you. 131 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:13,165 I see you've discovered that your book 132 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,906 is [CLICKS TONGUE] gently discounted. 133 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,604 Our contract clearly stated 134 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,649 that you would print 10,000 copies. 135 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,782 You must have missed the addendum which states 136 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,218 that I can limit the publishing run 137 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:23,350 any time I want. 138 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,221 And I want [HAND THUDS] now. 139 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,005 I don't remember any addendum. 140 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:29,007 How did you have that right there? 141 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,358 It's the standard Whitby and Sons contract. 142 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,664 I use it with all my authors. Except for Mario Puzo. 143 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,623 Let's just say that guy writes what he knows. 144 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:36,754 There's no way I would have signed this. 145 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:37,886 I'm suing. 146 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,496 And unfortunately for you, 147 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,411 I just found out that my daughter 148 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,500 is going to be an attorney-at-law. 149 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:44,806 Hmm. Well, I just found out 150 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,111 that my son is gonna be 151 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,287 recovering-at-rehab. 152 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,114 I'll see you in court. 153 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,855 Technically, any contract dispute 154 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:52,553 would be settled in arbitration. 155 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:55,033 I'll see you in arbitration. 156 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:56,165 Damn it, that doesn't sound as scary. 157 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,601 But it is. 158 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:58,776 I've been in several, 159 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,561 with my wives, my children, 160 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:03,520 and my children's wives, and my wives' new wives. 161 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,174 [CHUCKLES] I bring people together. 162 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,524 ADULT ADAM: While my mom was taking on a new case, 163 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:10,701 I went to Barry to help Pops stop feeling so old. 164 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:14,270 Oh. Hello, tiny, under-developed brother. What brings you here? 165 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,707 I came because I'm worried about Pops slowing down, 166 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,970 but now I'm more worried about whatever this is. 167 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,363 Oh. Yeah. You're witnessing 168 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:22,191 the most natural thing in the world. 169 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,932 Four best friends oiling each other 170 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:25,673 to highlight our shredded physiques. 171 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:27,414 Here, let the world see the details! 172 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:28,589 Come on.Get it! 173 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:29,677 Grease him up.Get it! 174 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,026 Totally normal. 175 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,463 And what's this bottle of giant horse pills? 176 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:36,031 That's the number-one weight-training supplement. 177 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:38,250 Guaranteed to explode your abs, traps, delts, and orbs. 178 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:39,730 Orbs? 179 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:41,341 The muscle that closes the eye. 180 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,168 Look how fast I can blink. 181 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,910 Agh! [LAUGHS] 182 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,085 You're really doing it. 183 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,131 And check out my arms like sequoias! 184 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:51,133 Whoa!Yes! 185 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:52,830 And what's this giant Donkey Kongbarrel of powder? 186 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:55,746 Only the most crucial step of our riptastic journey. 187 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,705 "Male Rampage"?Indeed. 188 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:00,098 This magical elixir gives us endless energy. 189 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:03,058 And like the screaming guy in the infomercial, 190 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:05,452 my energy and skeletal explosiveness know no bounds. 191 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:08,150 [EXHALES] 192 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:10,718 [SLURPS] Ugh! It's so thick I can feel it in my nostrils. 193 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:11,849 Mine won't come out of the glass. 194 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,198 It feels like I'm drowning. 195 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,896 But... No pain, no gain! 196 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,725 For the record, I celebrate the natural form, 197 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:20,249 and only ingest water, plants, and fish. 198 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:23,252 Maybe this powder can put the spring back in Pops' step. 199 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,733 Our grandpa will have more than his spring. 200 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,691 He'll have the explosive vertical leap of Spud Webb. 201 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:29,345 The party dog from the commercials? 202 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:32,261 No! The tiny NBA dunker! 203 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:33,654 Wow.Don't you want that for Pops? 204 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,264 I guess? 205 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,657 But I should probably get a second opinion, 206 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:37,701 seeing how weird this all is. 207 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,399 [SCOFFS] What's weird? 208 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:40,400 Back to work, gents! 209 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:41,836 Ooh! 210 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,881 [ALL GRUNT] 211 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:44,926 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 212 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,275 Dr. Katman. 213 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:48,495 Adam. Perfect timing. 214 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,801 Come learn about hydrophobic compounds. 215 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,412 Is "No, thanks" okay? 216 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,588 I'm making a homemade lava lamp. 217 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:58,069 We combine acid-base reactions demonstrating density 218 00:06:58,243 --> 00:07:00,550 for a totally groovy result! 219 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:02,465 Look, I just have some questions about this fitness powder. 220 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,424 Is it safe? 221 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:08,166 Uh, these are mostly natural ingredients. 222 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,299 It won't hurt you, but it won't help, either. 223 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:12,083 But my brother swears by this stuff, 224 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:14,956 and he does seem to have even more unpleasant energy than usual. 225 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,653 That's just the placebo effect. 226 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:17,698 And that is... 227 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,221 We studied this. 228 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:20,483 And I learned it. 229 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:23,355 But imagine a world where I didn't. 230 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:27,403 The human brain becomes convinced that the powder works, 231 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:30,580 so, in a way, it does. [CHUCKLES] 232 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:33,583 So someone could drink this garbage and feel energized, 233 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,237 even though nothing is actually happening? 234 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,544 Isn't the natural world amazing? 235 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,110 This isn't gonna spark my interest in science, 236 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:39,981 if that's what you're going for. 237 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,156 I'll get ya one day. 238 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:42,418 Don't count on it. 239 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:45,203 At least take home the lava lamp. 240 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,292 Oh, wow. When you make it yourself, it kinda stinks. 241 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,120 Enjoy. 242 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:50,861 ADULT ADAM: As I had a plan to pump up Pops, 243 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,733 my mom was trying to wear down Erica. 244 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:55,213 Oh, my God, no! Hire a real lawyer. 245 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,432 I could have been a lawyer, 246 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,565 and you're going to be a lawyer. 247 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:01,132 Between the two of us, we're one of the biggest law firms in the country. 248 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:02,525 When you make that much sense... No! 249 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,396 Come on! 250 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:07,748 A mother-daughter legal team going up against a big, bad publisher? 251 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,619 They'll make a TV movie about it 252 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:12,448 with Heather Thomas as me and Joan Collins as you. 253 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,058 Why are you the younger one? 254 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:15,843 I'm just a producer, Geoff. I'm not a casting director. 255 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,018 I'm watching either way. 256 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,802 And my answer still hasn't changed. 257 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:21,109 But you get how important this is to me. 258 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:22,806 I put my heart and soul into this cookbook. 259 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,591 And also a lot of butter, cream, and meat. 260 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,375 Also, a recipe I think my mom gave you? 261 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,029 It's fine, but she's pretty mad. 262 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:30,292 I can't just let Whitby erase my entire life achievement. 263 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:31,467 And neither can you. 264 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,687 And yet I can. I gotta go. 265 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,863 I'm volunteering at the campus legal aid foundation, 266 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:38,518 where I'll be helping real people in need.[SIGHS] 267 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,041 Babe, you do realize your mom's just gonna hound you 268 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,216 until you do this, right? 269 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,957 Not this time. 270 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,524 I was firm, direct, and established clear boundaries. 271 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:45,612 She gets it. 272 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,657 Oh, my God! Why don't you get it? 273 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:51,618 Hi, I'm a disadvantaged woman in need of free legal advice. 274 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,621 No! I can't have these people meet my insane mother. 275 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,492 Well, you're the one that said I needed to get a real lawyer. 276 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:57,972 Hi, there. Need some help? 277 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:00,017 Yes. So much. 278 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,889 I'm a famous cookbook author 279 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,065 who was wrongfully abused by my publisher. 280 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:05,936 I'm sorry, we only take cases 281 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,329 of people at or below the poverty line. 282 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,853 That's me. I used to have everything, 283 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,768 but now I don't even have a daughter who loves me. 284 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,204 It's okay, Becca. 285 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,293 Let me handle this strange, insane lady. 286 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:16,643 So you'll take my case? 287 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:17,905 Fine. But just please leave. 288 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,168 Yes! The system works! [CHUCKLES] 289 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:23,258 And don't worry, you will be handsomely compensated... 290 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:24,346 In smoochies. 291 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,130 [SMOOCHING] 292 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:27,871 You're my little baby.Okay. 293 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,133 [PURRS]Mom! 294 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,877 ADULT ADAM: With Barry's magical powder in my hands, 295 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,226 I was gonna pull the biggest trick of all, 296 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,533 making Pops young again. 297 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,927 Hey, kiddo, this is a surprise. 298 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:42,538 Oh, I'm sorry. You have a lady friend back there? 299 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,322 Just Susan B. Anthony. 300 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,107 I'm sorting coins. Come on in. 301 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,717 Wow. That's a lot of pennies. 302 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,240 [DOOR CLOSES] 303 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,416 What you got in your monkey barrel there? 304 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,375 Hopefully, the answer to all of this. 305 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,725 "Male Rampage"? 306 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,858 Endorsed by Rambo? 307 00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:00,121 How can it be endorsed by Rambo? 308 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,905 He's a fictional character. 309 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:04,386 It just seems like you have a little less energy lately. 310 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,693 I thought this might make you feel... 311 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:07,781 Like your old self. 312 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:10,174 Oh. I see. 313 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,046 If you don't want to... 314 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,743 No. No! 315 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:17,225 Why wouldn't I want to drink more "blood of my enemies"? 316 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,923 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 317 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,143 ♪♪♪♪ 318 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:23,057 Well?[SMACKS LIPS] 319 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,407 Mmm. Hachi-machi. 320 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:26,974 ADULT ADAM: And just like that, 321 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,498 my ass-kicking grandpa was back. 322 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,021 POPS: I feel tremendous! 323 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,849 I could take on the world! Ooh! 324 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:33,807 And he did. 325 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,158 He charmed beautiful strangers. 326 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,900 That's how it's done, kid. 327 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,858 He tossed a Frisbee like a pro. 328 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,339 Hot disc coming at ya. Whoa! 329 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,732 He even did bike tricks. 330 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,342 Hang on. I'm gonna pop a wheelie. 331 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,213 Ha, ha! 332 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,693 And then, just like inCocoon... 333 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,913 Cannonball! 334 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,698 Yep, it may have just been the placebo effect, 335 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,744 but I got the spring back in Pops' step. 336 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:58,962 This is the best. 337 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,485 You said it, kiddo. 338 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,183 To our youth.[GLASSES CLINK] 339 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,968 Albert, your grandson lost a Band-Aid in the pool. 340 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,535 It's unsanitary! 341 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,756 Milton, you leave my grandson alone. 342 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,583 I'm checking the boy for cuts and scrapes. 343 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,195 Take one step closer, and you're gonna need that Band-Aid. 344 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,197 What'd you say?You heard me. 345 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,894 Unless you're hungry for a knuckle sandwich. 346 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,330 I make it special, 347 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,246 with a side of bam and an extra helping of kapow. 348 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,900 Geez! 349 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,511 You try to start a friendly conversation. 350 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,384 You were gonna get into an old-man fight for no reason! 351 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,386 [LAUGHS] This is amazing! 352 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,648 So, what are we doing tomorrow? 353 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,519 Tomorrow? 354 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,826 That... That's the day after today. 355 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,394 We can't let all this newfound energy go to waste. 356 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,874 Ooh! We should go ziplining! 357 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,571 Oh, for sure. 358 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,574 Or I can tackle that high-dive over there. 359 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,315 That's almost as good! 360 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,230 Just so you know, that was my Band-Aid. 361 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,015 And he'll probably find two more. 362 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,843 ADULT ADAM: While Pops turned back the clock, 363 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,976 it was time for my mom to face off with her publisher. 364 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,021 Good afternoon, I'm Pamela Reingold, 365 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,588 and I'll be your mediator today. 366 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,285 It is an honor, Your Honor. 367 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,374 May I approach the bench? 368 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:06,116 I'm not a judge, and this is a conference table. 369 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:09,511 Still, I'd like to file a motion to dismiss. 370 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,208 Dismiss what? You're the one that wanted this. 371 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,036 Well, then, tell me what to say, 372 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,821 because the only legal jargon I know is from TV and movies. 373 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,083 Me, too. 374 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,650 Your Honor, on the advice of my counsel, 375 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,957 uh, the jury should disregard my testimony. 376 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,611 There's also no jury. 377 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,744 It's just you, me, this lady, and that man. 378 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,224 Good eye. I am a man. 379 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:30,271 ADULT ADAM: And so two people with no legal background 380 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,882 laid down the law in the weirdest way possible. 381 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,536 A-ha! You caught it with your left hand! 382 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,277 Oh, she's good. 383 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,105 Now everyone knows I love to catch oranges. 384 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,846 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, they busted out all the hits. 385 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,064 Silence! 386 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,849 Silence in this courtroom! 387 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,199 Ma'am, did you bring your own gavel? 388 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,114 It is a meat tenderizer. 389 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,638 If it, uh, pleases the court, I, too, brought my own hammer. 390 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,032 Why would that please anyone? 391 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,556 And neither of you should have tools here. 392 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:57,080 ADULT ADAM: Eventually, they just yelled stuff they'd heard on TV. 393 00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,256 Objection! Overruled! 394 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,432 All rise! Please proceed! 395 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,260 What is happening? 396 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,479 I think she's just a little nervous. 397 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,177 In my chambers now! Both of you! 398 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,092 Or she's completely lost touch with reality. 399 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,702 Watch yourself, counselor! 400 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,096 No further questions! Badgering the witness! 401 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,184 Well, at least they're both doing it. 402 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,664 You don't have to answer that! 403 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,013 Withdrawn! I'll allow it! 404 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,536 You may be seated! 405 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,799 Move to strike! 406 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,626 Bailiff, remove this woman! 407 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,019 I'll rephrase. 408 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,195 State your full name for the record. 409 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,415 Case dismissed.[TENDERIZER BANGS] 410 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:30,722 Okay, that... That feels like a good stopping point for today. 411 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:34,944 The only evidence remains a signed contract furnished by Mr. Whitby. 412 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:39,470 Mrs. Goldberg, if you have any evidence to the contrary, please come back, 413 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,603 or I will have to rule in his favor. 414 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,605 Wait. Where are you going? I thought we would share a cab 415 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,128 or... Or the rest of our lives. 416 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,391 ADULT ADAM: As my mom's case suffered a blow, 417 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,611 I was thrilled to have Pops back in fighting shape. 418 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,308 Hey, Doc, just wanted to say thanks. 419 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,527 You really helped me out. 420 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,224 Oh, well, you know what they say... 421 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,400 Chemists are the best at solving problems 422 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,533 because they have all the solutions. 423 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,274 Big fun! 424 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,928 So you didn't take any of that powder. Good for you. 425 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,278 Actually, I gave a buttload to my grandpa, 426 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,888 and now he's cannonballing into pools, just like Cocoon. 427 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,672 Cocoon? 428 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,544 It's this awesome movie about a bunch of elderly people 429 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,068 that become young again after hanging out with alien eggs. 430 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,201 What will Hollyweird think of next? 431 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,898 Probably Cocoon 2. 432 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,248 Ooh!But the main takeaway here 433 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,120 is the amount of energy my grandfather has now. 434 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,383 Adam, the placebo effect 435 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,602 can only push the body so far. 436 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,256 If your grandfather overdoes it, 437 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,997 he could really injure himself. 438 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:31,348 So, as an example, if he were to jump off a high-dive... 439 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,133 Ohh!...that might end badly? 440 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,309 Scientifically speaking, oh, yeah. 441 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,180 Good to know. 442 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,140 Good...to...know. 443 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,970 ♪♪♪♪ 444 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,275 Pops! Stop! 445 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,756 No running! No running! Read the posted signs! 446 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,541 Kiddo, you ready for me to do the dive, 447 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:54,110 just like Reggie Dangerberg in Back to the Pool? 448 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,373 Do you mean Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School? 449 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,548 That's what I said. 450 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,985 You were embarrassingly off, 451 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,203 but that's not important. 452 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,944 What's important is you need to get down! 453 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,381 But I took a bunch of your muscle dust, 454 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,253 and I climbed up here. 455 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,646 It seems like I already made my choice. 456 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,083 But you're gonna hurt yourself! 457 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,129 Male Rampage doesn't make you young again. 458 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,001 Nothing does. 459 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:18,395 We'll see about that when I enter the water like a graceful... 460 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:19,309 Whoa! [BLEEP] 461 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,224 Pops! 462 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,660 Pops, are you okay? 463 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,010 [GROANS] Get all the ice. 464 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,316 And then find some more. 465 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,449 ADULT ADAM: As my Cocoon plan went kerplunk, 466 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,973 my mom was still in the deep end of her legal battle. 467 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,410 Look at us burning the midnight oil, 468 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,239 noshing on chow mein, just like real lawyers. 469 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,937 [CHUCKLES]It's 9:30 in the morning. 470 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,155 No one wants Chinese food. 471 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,461 Speak for yourself. 472 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,071 And what are all these files and boxes for? 473 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,030 Our investigators are gonna fill them 474 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,467 with telescopic photos, fingerprints, 475 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,164 and DNA samples for the lab. 476 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,470 Why do we need DNA? 477 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,646 It's a dispute over a book contract. 478 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,954 Well, then, what are our high-priced scientific experts supposed to testify to? 479 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:58,000 The fact that it's clearly your signature? 480 00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,046 While that does look like my bulbous "B" 481 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,787 and my delightful flourish around the "G," 482 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,052 I-I would never sign something just willy-nilly like that. 483 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,357 Mm, it kinda seems like you did. 484 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,185 Damn it! You two were at my signing party. 485 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,535 Was there anything out of the ordinary? 486 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,234 Having a signing party is out of the ordinary. Who does that? 487 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,540 Maybe your wife, who's proud of her accomplishment. 488 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:17,977 And you should be, too. 489 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,630 It's all coming back to me. 490 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,284 You did the thing. I was there. 491 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,807 Memories. 492 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,157 It's all up in the treasure chest. 493 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,463 My signing gala was the talk of the block. 494 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,944 There was champagne, balloons. 495 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,860 I made that cheesy burger casserole in the shape of my book. 496 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,862 It's the only book I've ever finished. 497 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,298 Wait, Dad, didn't Mom ask you to take pictures that day? 498 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,257 Nope.I did! 499 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,606 Ohh! 500 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,216 Here's the camera. 501 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,870 Oh, there's no film in it. 502 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,654 [CHUCKLES] Memories. 503 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,004 Well, what am I supposed to do now? 504 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,483 Again, not a lawyer, 505 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,746 but my advice would be to move on with your life, 506 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,617 like I'm gonna do with mine. 507 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,748 Move on? 508 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,402 This cookbook is the first thing 509 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,188 I've ever accomplished all on my own. 510 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,581 Not as a wife, not as a mom, but for me. 511 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,583 And now I'm supposed to just let 512 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,237 that crooked publisher take it all away? 513 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,021 It's not that simple. 514 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,849 It is to me. 515 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,331 Erica, did I ever tell you why I think I could have been a lawyer? 516 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,117 Because you like to argue with everyone about everything? 517 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:15,556 Because I would fight with every fiber of my being for the things I care about. 518 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,385 My family. My friends. What's right. 519 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,824 I thought maybe you got some of that from me. 520 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,217 I guess I was wrong. 521 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,610 ♪♪♪♪ 522 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,052 ADULT ADAM: My mom was back in arbitration, 523 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,879 but without Erica or any evidence, 524 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,577 her case seemed to be open and shut. 525 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:39,232 Mrs. Goldberg, do you have anything further to present? 526 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,190 Only my word. 527 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,932 I did not sign that addendum. 528 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,804 I'm ready to make my ruling and be done with both of you forever. 529 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,024 Not so fast. 530 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,634 ADULT ADAM: And then, in a hero moment straight out ofL.A. Law, 531 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,420 a badass in shoulder pads showed up to save the day. 532 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,595 Erica, what are you doing here? 533 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,162 Fighting for something I care about. 534 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,077 I'd like to call Murray Goldberg to the stand. 535 00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,079 [GASPS] A surprise, 11th-hour witness? 536 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,037 Oh, you are in for it now. 537 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,952 I-I object.On what grounds? 538 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,433 I'll allow it. Let's see where this goes. 539 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,174 Mr. Goldberg, isn't it true that you were asked 540 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,958 to take pictures at your wife's signing party? 541 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,742 That's what people are saying. 542 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,831 And isn't it also true that you're a forgetful loaf 543 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,443 who's never sure of what he has or hasn't done? 544 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,620 I can say with full confidence that I'm a, you know... 545 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:20,838 And do you recognize this? 546 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,014 Oh, that's one of those photo things! 547 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,191 Indeed, it is. And this one has your name on it. 548 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,888 Are those the pictures from my signing party? 549 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,368 Hey, it is. 550 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,196 Here's a pic of your cheesy casserole. 551 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,285 But, perhaps, can I direct you to the last photo? 552 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:36,071 Oh! Will you look at that? Somebody's a hero. 553 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,421 I knew it. Rock-solid evidence. [CHUCKLES] 554 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,031 Of what, exactly? 555 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,990 That the addendum was forged by Mr. Whitby. 556 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,731 Uh-oh. 557 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,515 Because, as you can clearly see in this photo, 558 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,604 you signed in purple Sharpie, like a weirdo, 559 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,911 while the contract right there is signed in blue. 560 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,173 Mr. Whitby, do you have a response to this? 561 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,654 Yes, I do. 562 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,177 I lied. 563 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,613 But this has been a hoot. Am I right? 564 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,093 The judgment is for Mrs. Goldberg. 565 00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,703 Yes!Print her books. 566 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,705 We did it! My baby's a lawyer. 567 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,446 Well, not yet. 568 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,926 But if helping people feels this good, 569 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,320 there is no way I'm not going to be. 570 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,844 And I will be here to support you every step of the way. 571 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,107 Whether or not you want me to. 572 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:12,977 [CHUCKLES]I know. 573 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:13,804 And I know.Ah! 574 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,894 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 575 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,505 I'm gonna remember this one. 576 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,898 ADULT ADAM: As Erica landed a big win for my mom, 577 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,118 I was feeling terrible about Pops' crash landing. 578 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,207 Pops, I'm so sorry. 579 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,469 I never should have given you that powder. 580 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,906 Oh, don't be. I knew what I was taking. 581 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,344 What? You knew it wasn't real? 582 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,041 Then why'd you climb up on that high-dive? 583 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,262 For you. You seemed so upset I was slowing down, 584 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,481 I figured I'd give you a few days of the old Pops. 585 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,222 I'm so confused. 586 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,397 Then where'd all that energy come from? 587 00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,052 Simple. I am in incredible pain. 588 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:46,750 I can't believe you did that for me. 589 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,188 It wasn't just for you, kiddo. 590 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,972 As much as you miss the young Pops, 591 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,583 I miss him, too. 592 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,412 Just so you know, I'm okay with just sorting coins. 593 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,892 As long as I can be with you. 594 00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,459 That's good. 595 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,288 Because I'm not gonna be doing much moving for a while. 596 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,767 Do you remember the end of Cocoon, 597 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,989 when all the older people leave Earth 598 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,773 to go to that planet where they can be young forever? 599 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:12,515 Would you take that deal? 600 00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,302 And miss hanging with my best friend? 601 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,000 Not a chance. 602 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:22,308 ♪♪ Everybody's got somebody... 603 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:25,311 ADULT ADAM: Thanks to Pops, I picked up a thing or two over the years. 604 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,791 Eventually, we all slow down. 605 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:31,317 But it doesn't matter if you're growing older or growing up. 606 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,711 The important thing is to appreciate the victories. 607 00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:37,845 In the end, every moment is worth savoring. 608 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,803 And no matter what stage of life you're in, 609 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,502 a fountain of youth will never be as magical 610 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,895 as time spent with the ones you love. 611 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,246 ♪♪ Handle me with care ♪♪ 612 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,813 ♪♪♪♪ 613 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,598 You're making me very curious about you. 614 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,296 [BELL DINGS] 615 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,996 Hey, guys! I'm just here to return... Oh, my God! 616 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,302 What happened to your skin? 617 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,782 It's gorgeous, right?Ha! 618 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,000 As pro body builders now, 619 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,175 it's important to enhance 620 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,481 our jacked musculature 621 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:06,787 with a beautiful bronze hue. 622 00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,528 That is not bronze. 623 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,007 That's because we went 624 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,052 to the roof without any sunscreen. 625 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,749 We're beet red now, 626 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,664 but it should settle into a lovely mahogany. 627 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:15,796 It's so worth it. 628 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,363 You have third-degree burns. 629 00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,234 You're just jealous 'cause your skin 630 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,496 isn't this glorious chestnut. 631 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:21,802 Now, watch my bi's 632 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,064 and tri's dance 633 00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,283 as I bring a little body oil 634 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:25,066 to the party. 635 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,546 Ow! 636 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,416 I'll get the aloe vera.