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ADULT ADAM:
Ah, Halloween in the '80s...
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It was a time when
the costumes were
highly flammable,
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the candy was full of gluten,
and you didn't have to sign
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a legal waiver
to enter a haunted house.
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I had spent four days
building my costume,
and it was legendary.
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Yes! I am literally
the coolest man alive!
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I really wasn't, but tonight
my life would change.
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I was gearing up for an epic
night of candy begging.
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(GASPS)
Oh, that is so cute!
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It's not cute.
It's friggin' awesome.
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Well, you know what'll
make it awesomer?
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What the hell is that?
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It's for safety, and safety
is the coolest cat in town.
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Oh, my god. No! I'm not
wearing that. I'm a cube.
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I'll just staple it on.
No one will even notice.
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It's reflective.
It's designed to be noticed.
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Come on. It's for your safety.
No.
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It's for your safety.
Stop. No.
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The corners
fit in perfectly.
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Get off.
Adam.
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No! Stop it.
All the kids are into
vests this year.
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Stop. Mom!
It's neon. Cool kids
will dig it.
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Well...
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Fine. You don't have
to wear the vest
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as long as you
stay close to Pops.
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Pops? I'm not going
with Pops this year.
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What? You go trick-or-treating
with him every year.
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I know. It's Evan Turner.
He invited me out.
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He's super cool, and he
likes me for some reason.
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I let him cheat off me
in social studies.
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Evan Turner?
Who's Evan Turner?
I don't know any Evan Turner.
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That's because he runs
in higher circles than I do.
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For god sake, he wears
a shark tooth necklace.
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To school? And the
administrators allow that?
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That would pop
someone's eye out.
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I don't know
about this kid.
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No! He's nice.
His dad owns an Arby's.
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He gets free roast beef
whenever he wants.
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Maybe we could get
free roast beef.
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I like this Evan Turner.
Big fan.
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Yeah, I'm not a big fan
of our sweet little pumpkin
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running through the
streets unsupervised.
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What are you
talking about?
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He's practically an adult.
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Just look at him, busting
out of his toy-box costume.
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This doesn't help.
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I don't know.
I think it's terrible you're
ditching your grandfather.
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Pops looks forward
to this every year.
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He dresses up
just to humor me.
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Trust me.
He'll be thrilled.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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(SINGSONGY)
Who you gonna telephone?
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(NORMAL VOICE)
The ghost fellas, huh?
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Huh? From the movie.
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Actually, I'm going
with Evan Turner instead.
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Oh. Okay. that's okay.
It's all okay.
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You okay?
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Sorry.
I forgot to tell you.
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No, no, don't be sorry.
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Forget being a Ghostbuster.
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That kid's dad owns an Arby's.
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They give you the cup
at the counter,
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and then you pour
the soda yourself.
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There's no rules there.
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So go get some candy
with Turner,
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and remember,
the bigger the smile,
the higher the pile.
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But don't eat any of it
till I can take it
to the hospital
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and have it x-rayed
for razor blades.
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Again with this? Seriously,
I'm not a little kid anymore.
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That's right, honey.
You're a big, strong man.
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I was a man, all right.
Nothing was gonna stop me.
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(THUDS AND CLATTERING)
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(GRUNTING) Don't help me!
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I got this! (GRUNTS)
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was Halloween,
1980-something.
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Back then my brother Barry
was obsessed with Lou Ferrigno
and The Incredible Hulk.
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(ROARING)
It was a show about a hero
with anger issues,
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which Barry could relate to.
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Ah.
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Hey, kiddo. Looking good.
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Feeling good, Pops.
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You know what might make
you feel even better?
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A little trick-or-treatin'
with your grandpa.
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Dude, that's kids' stuff.
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Got a rad party to go to.
Girls are gonna go wild.
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Ladies love the Hulk.
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Such a badass.
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(ROARS)
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I, I don't know what
you're doing,
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but I think
you're doing it wrong.
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While my brother was gearing
up for a night on the town,
(ROARS)
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my father was gearing up
for a night on his ass.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
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(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
Trick-or-treat!
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MURRAY: Bevy, it's for you!
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(CROWD CHEERING ON TV)
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CHILDREN: Trick or treat!
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Oh, you're so cute!
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(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
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Nice, Murray.
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Can you at least
put some pants on?
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Because this whole
visual festival
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is very uninviting,
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and I think it's gonna
scare the children.
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Lucky for me,
it's the one night
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of the year
where that's okay.
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I'm tired of being
the one that always
hands out the candy.
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I can help.
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This whole night's
been a bust anyway.
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Oh, well,
that's the spirit.
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One per customer. Don't invite
any of the moms in for wine.
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Oh, there he is!
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My incredible hunk.
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(PACKAGING RUSTLES)
Don't touch it.
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The Hulk's hair's
supposed to be mussy.
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All right, well, at least
wear a scarf. It's cold out.
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A scarf?
The Hulk doesn't get chilly!
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Did you remember
to tinkle?
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The Hulk doesn't tinkle!
All right,
don't get angry.
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That's the only thing
the Hulk does do!
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Okay, I'm leaving,
mom. Bye.
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Uh, excuse me. Come here.
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Are you kidding me
with that costume?
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What? I'm Jane Goodall,
the famous anthropologist
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who lived with wild
chimpanzees in Africa.
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You look like
a famous slut
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who lived with the sluts
in slut town.
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Whatever.
If you're tagging along,
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there's no way you're getting
in the car like that.
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Gonna get green
all over my seats.
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Fine! Hulk bring beach towel!
Unreal.
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Good. Stay in character.
(ROARS)
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Lexy Bloom's gonna love it.
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Lexy Bloom?
Who's Lexy Bloom?
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I don't know
any Lexy Bloom.
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Just some girl
that Barry's inviting
to the homecoming dance.
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Oh, that's wonderful!
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Yeah, and she's
gonna crush him.
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Erica, why would you say
something like that?
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Well, because Lexy models
for JCPenney,
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and Barry's
the jolly green jackass.
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Hey, your brother
is a sweet, smart,
handsome boy,
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and this Lexy Bloom
would be lucky to date him.
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Lucky.
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Yeah, and I'll be sure
to remind him of that
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when she tears
his heart out tonight.
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Why must you two delight
in each other's misery?
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I have failed as a mother.
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Can't really speak to that.
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(GRAVELLY VOICE) Hulk ready,
but is world ready for Hulk?
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You have a good night,
'cause I'm gonna have
an incredible one.
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(PACKAGING RUSTLES)
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ADULT ADAM:
Speaking of incredible,
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I was finally gonna be
one of the cool kids,
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not some weird doofus
they looked down on.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Dude, what are you wearing?
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(EXHALES) You guys
aren't wearing costumes.
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Yeah, 'cause we're not 5.
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We're gonna TP houses
and throw eggs
and mess with cats.
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(EXHALES) Yeah, I stole
this off some dumb kid
who loves trick-or-treating.
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Whatever. Let's have some fun.
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(BOYS LAUGH)
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Sure, I was in over my head,
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but being a cool kid meant
going with the flow.
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(LAUGHS) Some little kid
worked really hard on that.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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(DOOR SQUEAKS)
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Look at you two,
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having a magical
night together.
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Well, enjoy it while it lasts,
'cause they break your heart.
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They break your heart.
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Have a Charleston Chew.
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(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
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(CHUCKLES)
BEVERLY: Guys?
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(DOOR CLOSES)
(SINGSONGY)
I'm worried about Barry.
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(CLICKS REMOTE)
Check this out. I found
this in his bedroom.
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Uh, look, it's normal
for a teenage boy to...
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Spend some time alone,
enjoying the bra
section of a catalog.
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No, no. The girl.
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He's gonna ask her out.
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Yowza. She's a looker.
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Well, and so's my boy.
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(CHUCKLES) Right?
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I mean, I'm not
a delusional mother,
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but Barry really is
the most handsome boy
on the entire planet.
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Right?
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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Murray, you wanna take this?
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I gotta get over there.
Stop.
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You're not going anywhere.
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I've gotta get over
there before that girl
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breaks his beautiful heart
into itty-bitty pieces.
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Bevy, you can't
always be there
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to protect the kid
from heartbreak.
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(EXHALES)
Why are you talking crazy?
Of course I can.
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If you keep standing
in his way,
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he will never grow up, and he
will never leave this place,
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and damn it, I will not
allow that to happen.
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I am his mother, and I am
going to protect him.
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And I am protecting
him from you.
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Leave him alone.
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(SIGHS)
Maybe you're right.
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I shouldn't mix in.
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I should just
stay here and...
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Oh, shoot.
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I thought I got
enough candy for tonight.
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I'm gonna have to run
out and get some Rolos.
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Swear to me that you
will not go to that party.
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I swear on my life.
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She didn't technically die,
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but she did go to that
party dressed as a ghost.
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Whoo! Part-ay! Anyone
here see Lexy Bloom?
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Boo! You look like
a friendly ghost.
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(MUFFLED VOICE)
Ari Caldwell?
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You used to eat
paste at my house.
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Oh, who are you?
Okay, this is weird.
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Where's Lexy?
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I need to talk to her
about a foxy young man.
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Unfortunately,
that foxy young man
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was stress-eating
in the corner.
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(CRUNCHING)
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(SINGSONGY) There she is.
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(NORMAL VOICE)
Lexy Bloom.
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So what are you waiting for?
Ask her to the dance.
Okay.
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I'm thinking of opening
with, "Hey, uh, sexy Lexy."
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What do you think?
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Yeah, that's perfect. Do that.
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Okay, here we go.
Three, two, one...
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Stop pressuring me.
You're making me nervous.
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Nervous?
You're the Hulk.
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The Hulk isn't afraid
to talk to a girl, is he?
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You have a point.
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(GRAVELLY VOICE)
Hulk can do this.
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Mm-hmm, yes.
The Hulk is the mean,
green dating machine.
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Get in there. Come on.
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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Stand up straight
and smile!
241
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:49,754
My brother was about to
take the path to glory.
242
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,855
(HEROIC THEME PLAYING)
243
00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:54,426
(MUSIC WARPS AND STOPS)
Or take a left to the kitchen.
244
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:57,095
But if Barry couldn't
sell himself to Lexy Bloom,
245
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,397
my mom figured
she'd do it for him.
246
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,933
Hey, guys. Great party, huh?
247
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,536
Oh, thanks. And you are...
248
00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:07,839
I'm the new girl in school,
and, wow, I cannot believe
249
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,708
how many cute guys
are at this party.
250
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,776
But you know who
I think is the cutest?
251
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,612
Tom Overton.
No.
252
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,080
Chris Warner?
No.
253
00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,348
John Katz.
No.
254
00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,183
Scott Barker.
No.
255
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:18,783
Vijay Chandrasekar?
256
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:23,688
Okay, stop. Those boys
are all chopped liver
compared to Barry Goldberg.
257
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:24,990
Barry who now?
Barry Goldberg.
258
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:29,194
You know, dark, wavy hair,
dreamy brown eyes.
259
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:32,063
Uh, he's just a big cuddle
bear you wanna squeeze.
260
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,699
Yeah! Yeah. isn't he
the guy that, like,
261
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,167
freaked out
on the lunch lady
262
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,103
because they didn't
have pudding?
263
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:41,239
He's passionate. He runs hot.
264
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,775
Life is long.
You're gonna want that.
265
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,043
(MUSIC PLAYING)
266
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:45,644
Excuse me.
267
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,012
While my mom was solving
Barry's problems,
268
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:50,548
my dad had the perfect
solution for Halloween...
269
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,916
(SIGHS)
Give up.
270
00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,252
(DOOR SQUEAKS)
What are you doing?
271
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,820
What?
I, I put a bowl outside.
272
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,323
I'm sick of answering
the door every two seconds.
273
00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,124
Are you crazy, man?
274
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:02,861
The first Dracula that comes
along will clean us out.
275
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,361
(DOOR SQUEAKS)
276
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,697
See? They took everything,
even the bowl!
277
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,999
How did that happen?
It was only two seconds.
278
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,000
What are you doing?
279
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,637
I understand the candy,
but the bowl, too?
280
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:17,642
There. Halloween's over,
and, uh, we can relax now.
281
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,177
I don't wanna relax.
282
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,913
I wanna give out candy.
I wanna wear a costume.
283
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,683
I wanna trick-or-treat
with my grandson.
284
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,084
This night's been a bust.
285
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,385
I, I think I should just go.
286
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:30,755
(SIGHS) You know what?
Don't go.
287
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,158
We can still have Halloween.
288
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,059
How?
289
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,528
You don't have any candy.
290
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:40,398
(DOOR SQUEAKS)
Hey, kids! Come on back!
291
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,667
Who wants coffee cake?
292
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:43,902
Smart!
(SNAPS FINGERS)
293
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,438
Kids love coffee cake.
294
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:47,472
Two blocks away,
295
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,575
I was still trying to keep up
with the cool kids.
296
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,609
(LAUGHS)
297
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,378
Oh, man,
that's classic.
298
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,313
It's so wasteful.
299
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,114
(PANTING) Hey, guys.
300
00:11:56,116 --> 00:12:01,119
My little brother said some
lame-ass house is handing
out day-old coffee cake.
301
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:05,356
Ugh! It's so dry!
Let's get 'em!
302
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,025
Guys, wait!
303
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,860
(GASPS)
304
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,861
I'm fine!
305
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,096
Yeah, I was in too deep.
306
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,464
Chickening out
meant social suicide,
307
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:15,433
so I had no choice but
to egg some random house...
308
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:19,104
Okay, everyone, grab an egg.
This is our target.
309
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,506
Oh! Balls!
310
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,475
Or in this case, my house.
311
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:26,111
Uh, guys, there's
been some mistake.
312
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,612
Now! (GRUNTS)
313
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,647
Come on, Goldberg, do it!
314
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,515
(BOYS GRUNTING)
315
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,282
The pressure was on.
316
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,585
In order to be cool,
I had to attack my own house,
317
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:37,756
but in my heart,
I knew it was wrong.
318
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,626
But I did it anyway.
319
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,363
(DOOR SQUEAKS)
320
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,070
Oh, balls.
321
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,005
BOY: Run!
322
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,039
(LAUGHING)
323
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,207
(THUD)
324
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:59,677
Guys, wait! Don't leave me!
I'm one of you now!
325
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,179
(GROANS)
326
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:04,315
Oh, balls, indeed.
327
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,719
I guess I'm about ready
to call it a night.
328
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:11,389
So weird.
329
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,825
Why does Lexy keep
looking over here?
330
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,827
Clearly, she wants
you to ask her out.
331
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,263
Oh, she's making
eyes at ya.
332
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,731
Do it back.
333
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:22,467
(MUSIC PLAYING)
334
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,668
That was great!
335
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,836
I know. I just gotta
get her alone.
336
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,005
BARRY: That stupid ghost
won't stop talking to her.
337
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:30,642
Oh, she's looking back again.
Do something cool.
338
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,478
Yeah. Yeah, more swing.
339
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,146
ERICA: Okay, jut the elbows.
340
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,282
Ooh, she's lovin' it.
341
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,351
Wow, he's really got
some moves, doesn't he?
342
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,420
He looks like he has
to use the bathroom.
343
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,656
He never tinkles before
he leaves the house.
344
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,191
None of the bad boys do.
345
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,659
If you are so into this guy,
346
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,260
maybe you should
just go ask him out.
347
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,362
Oh, no.
See? He's on his way over.
348
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,198
Oh, I'm not ready for this.
349
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,767
You're on my sheet.
You're on my sheet!
350
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,535
(GRUNTS)
Oh...
351
00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:02,674
Oh! Lexy Bloom.
Didn't think I'd see you here.
352
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:03,775
It's my house.
353
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,443
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
354
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,145
Flashdance.
355
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,714
Good movie,
better costume.
356
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,517
And you're...
Oscar the Grouch.
357
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,052
(MUSIC PLAYING)
358
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,455
Yeah! That's me.
I live in a trash can.
359
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,756
I mean, I don't really
live in a trash can.
360
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,326
I have a nice home.
We're comfortable,
361
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,161
except right now.
Anywho...
362
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,562
(UNDER BREATH)
Why'd I just say "anywho"?
363
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,131
(NORMAL VOICE)
Anyhow, I was thinking
based on your costume,
364
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:31,402
that you like dancing,
that we could, uh,
maybe just...
365
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,971
(GASPS)
Oh!
366
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,072
(GASPING)
367
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,842
I am so sorry! Oh.
368
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,844
Stop! Let's just...
You're making it worse!
369
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,012
Here. I've got some tissues.
370
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,181
Just dab it so the
stain won't settle in.
371
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,251
You don't wanna smear it.
It'll just get right in there.
372
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,852
Mom?
373
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:48,686
I'm not your mom.
374
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:52,557
(BREATHY VOICE)
I'm a spooky ghost. Ooh!
375
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,726
(CLEARS THROAT)
376
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,261
(GASPS)
377
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,929
(MURMURING)
378
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,031
Oh, god, no.
379
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,032
(SINGSONGY) Hi.
380
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:01,766
What are you doing here?
381
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,602
I just wanted to talk
to all your friends.
Why?
382
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,671
'Cause I know how wonderful
and delicious you are,
383
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:10,909
and I want them
to know how wonderful
and delicious you are.
384
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:11,676
He's delicious!
385
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,777
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, god, no.
386
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,413
Stop calling me "delicious"!
No!
387
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,180
Oh, honey!
388
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,616
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
(GROWLING)
389
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,185
BEVERLY:
Honey, I'm sorry!
(GROWLS)
390
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,922
At least let mommy
drive you home!
391
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:24,989
Erica got her Halloween treat,
392
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:28,726
but it wasn't as sweet
as she thought it would be.
393
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,933
My dad was always
calling us "morons."
394
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,801
Tonight he was right.
395
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,670
You attack your own house...
396
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,673
Your family's house...
With eggs.
397
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:43,408
No more omelets for you!
398
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:47,312
All of your egg privileges...
Gone!
399
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:49,580
Sorry, kid.
Can't help ya.
400
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:54,152
I, I just wanted
a good, clean fun night
of "Ghostbuster"ing.
401
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,219
MURRAY: You know what else?
402
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,423
You're grounded.
You are so grounded.
403
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:58,957
Three weeks!
404
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:03,161
And don't think
I'm not confiscating
all your candy from you.
405
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:03,594
Mine.
406
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:07,565
I didn't get any.
This just keeps getting
better and better.
407
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,168
Oh-ho!
Now who's gonna get it?
408
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,736
(SINGSONGY)
You're in trouble.
409
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,304
Is Barry here?
No.
410
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,539
He must be in his room.
411
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,841
This one vandalized
his own house.
412
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:20,745
That's right.
It's covered in eggs! Covered!
413
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,380
(FOOTSTEPS DEPART)
414
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,916
I thought she'd
weigh in on that.
415
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,618
He's not in his room.
416
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,886
This is bad.
417
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,823
Really bad. He was so upset.
418
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,524
You mixed in,
didn't you?
419
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,728
There might have been
some light mixing. yeah.
420
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,463
I told you
not to get involved.
421
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,032
Well, I didn't listen.
But you swore on your life.
422
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,168
If Barry had gotten
his heart broken, I'd die,
423
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,603
so I was dead either way.
424
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,373
I cannot argue
with that logic.
425
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,774
(SIGHS) I just...
426
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:53,344
...knew that girl wouldn't see
Barry the way that I see him.
427
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:59,584
He is a sweet, sensitive,
lactose-intolerant,
delicious, little boy.
428
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,853
You didn't call
him "delicious"
429
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,355
in front of
the girl, did you?
430
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:05,690
Maybe.
(GROANS)
431
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,761
It was all a blur after
I tissued off her boob.
You what?
432
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,163
There he is.
I have to go apologize.
433
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,164
I'm going out there.
434
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,500
No, no, no. Don't go to him.
Go to him?
435
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,136
You know that's
not what I said.
436
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,237
No more apologies.
437
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,305
The best gift
you can give him
438
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:26,010
is to leave him
the hell alone.
439
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,250
(VEHICLE APPROACHES)
440
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:33,918
(ENGINE IDLES)
441
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,220
(ENGINE TURNS OFF)
(CAR DOOR OPENS)
442
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:42,493
Hey.
443
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,162
How was the rest
of the party?
444
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,930
Any other moms show up?
445
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,466
You know, I was really
looking forward to you
embarrassing yourself,
446
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:52,804
but something about mom
doing it for you just...
447
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:53,738
Took the fun out of it.
448
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,908
Well, sorry to
ruin your night.
449
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:01,012
Actually,
I ruined your night.
450
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:05,349
I sort of mentioned
to mom that you were
gonna ask Lexy out.
451
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,686
What? You might as well have
driven her there yourself.
452
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,789
I know! Sometimes I forget
how crazy she is.
453
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,125
How can you forget that?
454
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,428
I'm sorry...
455
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,830
For real.
456
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,899
After tonight, I'm thinking
if we don't look out
for each other,
457
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,369
we're never gonna make it
out of this house alive.
458
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,271
Agreed.
459
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,241
Listen...
460
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,144
There's another party
at Allison Brenner's.
461
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,445
Could be fun.
462
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,849
I think she said
you were kinda cute.
463
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,251
Say no more.
464
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,619
Hulk ready to rock!
465
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,353
Yeah, don't talk like that.
466
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:47,125
My mom realized that
maybe now she didn't always
have to be there for us,
467
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,360
'cause we were there
for each other.
468
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:52,663
As for me, I was all
alone up on that roof.
469
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,298
Or so I thought.
(KNOCK ON WINDOW)
470
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,601
(MUFFLED VOICE)
You're missing a spot.
471
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,669
You're missing a spot.
472
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,973
You're missing a spot
over and over.
473
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,175
I get it. You're angry.
474
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,476
(SCOFFS)
I said I was sorry.
475
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,112
Not good enough.
I went to bat for you.
476
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,014
I told your mom
that you were an adult.
477
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,417
And what do you do?
You go act like a giant moron.
478
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,352
Not by choice.
479
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,121
All I wanted to do
was dress up,
480
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,290
eat some candy,
and have fun.
481
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,191
Then why the hell didn't you?
482
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,027
'Cause no one
else wanted to!
483
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:26,764
Yeah, you're at
that weird age
484
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,501
between being a dumb kid
and a stupid grownup.
485
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:34,438
I just wish things could
stay the same, you know?
486
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,640
Yeah.
487
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,876
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
488
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:39,710
Well...
489
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:43,314
Maybe your friends
have grown out
of trick-or-treating,
490
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,417
but I know someone
who's never too old.
491
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,989
(GHOSTBUSTERS PLAYING)
492
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,599
We're literally the
coolest men alive.
493
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,967
Roger that.
494
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,635
♪ Ghostbusters!
495
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,837
♪ If there's something strange
496
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,140
♪ In your neighborhood
497
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,908
♪ Who you gonna call?
498
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,310
♪ Ghostbusters!
499
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,778
♪ If there's
something weird... ♪
500
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:17,582
Ooh! Maybe I could tag
along and be their ghost.
501
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,217
Just let them have this.
502
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,751
♪ Ghostbusters!
503
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,054
Right. I'm not gonna go.
504
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,689
I don't need to go.
505
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:29,594
Okay, score me one of
those terrible coconut
candy bars that I love.
506
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:30,494
You got it.
507
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,196
♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost
508
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,965
Hey, guys, wait up!
509
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,833
Wait! Wait for me!
510
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,568
♪ Who you gonna call?
I'm coming!
511
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,769
♪ Ghostbusters!
I'm coming!
512
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,539
♪ Mm, if you've had a dose
Hey, you guys...
513
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,474
All candy to the hospital
to be x-rayed.
514
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,544
Don't pretend you don't hear
me just 'cause I'm a ghost.
515
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,745
♪ Ghostbusters!
516
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,380
♪ Ow!
517
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,589
Mom! It's not coming off!
518
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,892
I have school pictures
this week!
(ADAM LAUGHS)
519
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,861
What are you doing?
Get outta here!
520
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,063
ADAM: Uh-oh!
He's getting angry!
521
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,633
You wouldn't like Barry
when he's angry.
522
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,267
(JEERING)
523
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,570
Stop! I swear to god,
I'm gonna take that camera!
524
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,440
Oh, this is me.
I'm a rad dude.
525
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,041
Stop.
526
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,609
Please stop filming.
Come on. Stop.
527
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,078
(ADAM GIGGLING)
Stop! Stop! Stop!
528
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:21,912
Stop! Stop!
529
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,148
Barry, you're pulling
on it!