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ADULT ADAM: Ah,
there was nothing quite like
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Thanksgiving
in the Goldberg house.
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My mom gave it
her heart and soul,
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and all she
wanted in return
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was for her family
to sit around the table
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and give thanks...
To her.
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Okay, turkey's been basted,
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and the yams
are marshmallowed.
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My job is done.
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Maybe it's time for you
to do your jobs
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and spend
the next few hours
thinking about
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the thing or person
that you're most thankful for.
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Bon Jovi's ass.
Darryl Dawkins.
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Harrison Ford.
He's Indiana Jones, Han Solo,
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and...little-known fact...
He's a trained carpenter.
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He can make us a gazebo.
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Everyone out. Go get dressed
and think about your answers
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while I'm here
slaving away.
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And he was underappreciated
in "Blade Runner."
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Harrison Ford sucks.
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"Underappreciated,"
you say?
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That does suck.
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Which none of us
should be saying.
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That's a terrible word.
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But instead of going
upstairs to change...
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(BOTH SHOUTING) Ball-Ball!
We went downstairs...
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To play the greatest sport
of all time.
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Like all bored siblings,
my brother and I
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invented a ton
of different games...
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BOTH: Battle-ball!
(ADAM GRUNTS)
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But this was our favorite.
It was called...
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Ball-ball! Yes!
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That was on a breakaway,
so it's 6 points
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plus a bonus round!
(PANTING)
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Like every game I played
with my big brother,
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I had never once won.
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It was so bad,
the ball-ball trophy
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was even named after him.
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And the coveted Barry cup
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once again goes to...
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Barry...
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Norman...
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Goldberg!
MURRAY: Hey, hey!
Knock it off.
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Enough with the ball-ball.
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Your mother told you
to get dressed.
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She told you, too.
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I'm one move away.
You're four!
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Now move it!
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I'm not gonna have you ruin
your mother's Thanksgiving.
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But it wasn't us that always
ruined Thanksgiving.
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No, that title went
to my Uncle Marvin.
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But, seriously, why do
we have to invite him
every year?
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'Cause Marvin's your brother
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and the only family
you've got?
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No. I've got you,
I got what's-her-name,
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I got the two morons
in the basement. I'm good.
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Look, every year
you two fight,
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and Marvin ends up
storming out
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before we even sit down.
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For once, can't you just
take all the negative feelings
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and spin them
into a positive?
How?
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He's never even had a job.
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Positive spin...
He's a free spirit.
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You can't put a price
on that.
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Oh. How's 900 bucks
for starters?
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That's how much I paid
for his bartending school,
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and he flunked out.
Who does that?
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I'll tell you who.
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Tom Cruise
in the movie "Cocktail,"
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and you know how
that ended for him.
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Hmm.
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Well, actually,
I never saw that movie,
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but I assume he won over
the whole city
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with his fancy drinks.
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Fine! When he gets here,
I will try and be nice to him.
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You know what, hon?
With a new positive attitude,
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I think Marvin's really
gonna surprise you.
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(ENGINE RUMBLING)
(HORN HONKS)
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DeLorean!
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Surprise.
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What's up, Mur?
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was Thanksgiving day,
1980-something,
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and I had finally discovered
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I had something to talk about
with my uncle.
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Does it have
a flux capacitor?
(LAUGHING)
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Does it run on
1.21 gigawatts?
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Have you been chased
by terrorists?
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No, but I have been chased
by the ladies...
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(SINGSONGY)
'Cause it's a ass magnet!
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Okay, enough questions.
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Um, Marv, can I get you
something to drink?
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(NORMAL VOICE)
Uh, no. can i get you
something to drink?
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It's not every day you got
a semiprofessional bartender
in your house, am I right?
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Oh! Hey! Cocktail! Hey!
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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Ho!
Marv-o! Lookin' good!
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Right back at you.
What's your poison, Al?
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I'll take a gin and tonic.
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(IMITATES BUZZER)
Too hard. Pass.
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Say wine or Blue Hawaiian.
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I really don't want
either one of those.
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All right, wine it is.
Who's next?
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Mur, what can I do you for?
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I'd like to know how
you paid for that thing
in the driveway.
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Murray.
What? I'm being positive.
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I just want to know
about my brother.
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MARVIN:
Uh, uh, no, no, no.
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No, no, it's a perfectly
fair question,
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given our history.
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You guys aren't gonna
believe me,
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but I actually got a job.
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Yeah, like those
time-shares in Sweden
that you were selling.
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Or like that alpaca farm
I invested in. How did I do?
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Not good. They got sick,
they hurt some kids.
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Sad stuff.
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Anyways, I got
a regular old job.
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I wear a suit.
I work 9:00 to 5:00,
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just like my big bro here.
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Speaking of which...
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I want to pay you back.
A little bit.
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For some of the money
that I owe you.
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There's like $2,000
in here.
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Yeah, it's a
drop in the bucket,
uh, but it's a start.
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(ENVELOPE SLAPS ON COUNTER)
Come here. Come here.
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For the first time...
Come here.
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My dad felt something
for Marvin
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he'd never felt before...
Pride.
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(MARVIN LAUGHING) Oh!
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It's happening!
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHING)
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Oh. Hey, let's all
sit at the table
and give thanks.
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Right now, before
it gets too late.
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Unh-unh-unh-unh-
unh-unh-unh.
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I have been
waiting all month
to give this guy
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a ride in my car.
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Mur, what do you say?
Let's ride.
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Mur-man!
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(SISTER CHRISTIAN
BY NIGHT RANGER PLAYING)
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(DOORS HISS)
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(ENGINE ROARS)
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(WITH STEREO)
♪ Motorin'
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♪ What's your price
for flight?
♪ Watchin' "Price is Right"
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♪ In finding Mr. Right
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♪ You'll be all right
tonight ♪
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(TURNS OFF STEREO)
I do not understand
that song.
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(LAUGHS) Look at us.
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Cruisin' around Jenkintown
like back in the day.
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Look at us, huh?
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And it's all thanks to
Lotions of the Oceans.
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Lotions of the what?
It's my new job.
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I'm a lotioneer.
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(CHUCKLING) I sell these
facial creams
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and body butters,
and they're infused
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with this real sea salt.
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Beautiful thing, Mur...
You take a dab of this stuff,
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you put it on your face,
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and your skin becomes
so smooth and soft.
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Well, whatever it is,
good for you.
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Well, could be
good for you.
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Just a little
cash investment,
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you get in on the ground floor
of this killer business.
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(GROANS)
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What?
Just this time
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you made it sound like
it was gonna be different.
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It is different.
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Marvin, I so want
to support you,
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but you make it so hard.
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You don't believe me.
Fine. Touch my face.
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(SCOFFS) What?
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Stop being so judgy
for five seconds,
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and touch my face,
and then you will understand
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how smooth and delightful
my skin is.
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Touch it.
I don't want to touch
your face.
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Touch my face!
I don't even touch
my wife's face.
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Touch my face!
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It's like I'm all man,
except for this one tiny spot.
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I'm not touching your face.
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It's like a little
baby's earlobe!
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You're out of your mind.
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That's it! Pull over!
What?
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Remove yourself from
the cockpit of my car!
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My dad wasn't the only one
spending quality time
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with his brother.
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Battle-ball!
Ah! Battle-ball! (GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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Yes! Yes!
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That's a left-handed goal!
2 points for me,
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and Barry wins again!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You didn't call "ball-ball."
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Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
I was sitting right here.
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That's minus 2 points,
plus a penalty shot.
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Line up.
Whatever.
Like it matters.
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I didn't realize it
at that moment,
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but as Barry covered his groin
with a throw pillow,
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our entire power dynamic
was about to shift.
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Head-shot! 5 points!
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Nuh-unh!
Didn't hit my head.
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Uh... Yes, it did.
I was just watching.
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I just won. I just won!
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I just won at ball-ball!
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Not true!
There's no way
you just won!
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I'm pretty sure
he just won.
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There isn't a world
where this little,
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un-athletic,
lazy-eyed nerd
would beat me.
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Well, this un-athletic,
lazy-eyed nerd
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is now ball-ball champion!
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History had been made,
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and I did what
any champion would...
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Gloat.
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I knew it! I knew
you had an angle!
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What?
You trapped me in your
stainless steel box
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just to ask me for money!
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It's not asking for money!
I'm only telling you about
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the investment opportunity
of a lifetime,
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and it's gonna cost you
$2,000.
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You just paid me back
$2,000!
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So you have it!
You have to be
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the biggest moron
of all time.
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(TIRES ROLLING)
Would a moron drive
an awesome car like that?
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Do you have insurance?
Why? No!
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Oh, my God!
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No!
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No!
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You didn't put
the parking brake on!
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Moron! No! Please!
(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
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Moron! (WAILS)
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Oh, gosh!
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Okay. Uhh!
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It's just a dent!
It's just a dent.
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You're lucky this thing
was built in America.
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(GRUNTING)
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(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
(METAL CREAKING)
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You bent the frame!
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Yep. He bent the frame.
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I thought the car looked
even more awesome like this.
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Hey, pal.
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But my uncle did not agree.
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He bent the frame!
What...really?
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He bent the frame!
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Now that my dad
and Uncle Marv
were getting along,
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my mom was finally
gonna get her thanks.
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Okay, they're back!
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Or so she thought.
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Everyone...
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00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:08,113
Let's all sit at the table
and say our thanks...
(DOOR CLOSES)
248
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,681
To whoever
that may be.
249
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,716
Bevy, I am so sorry.
250
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:15,186
I know you wanted
this year to be different,
251
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,121
but it turns out
252
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:19,391
some things
never change!
253
00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,926
I'll tell you
what's changed.
254
00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:21,927
I'm never coming
back here again.
255
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,996
MURRAY:
You say that every year,
but you keep showing up!
256
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,932
Yeah, well, this time
I mean it!
257
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:27,799
I'm gonna call DeLorean's
258
00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,669
24-hour concierge
maintenance line,
259
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:31,803
come fix my car...
260
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,272
And then I am
so out of here!
261
00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:35,941
No! No one's
going anywhere!
262
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,143
The turkey's
out of the oven.
(PICKS UP PHONE)
263
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,879
We've never
made it this far!
(DIALS)
264
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:41,947
(BEVERLY SIGHS)
(AUTOMATED BEEP)
265
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:45,016
WOMAN: The number you have
called has been disconnected.
266
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:48,753
What the hell?
Aren't they
out of business?
267
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,055
What are you talking about?
268
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,089
It was all over the news.
269
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,858
The owner...John DeLorean...
He was arrested
270
00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,995
for trying to sell
two FBI agents
271
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,730
cocaine powder.
272
00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,131
What are you
saying to me?
273
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,735
Seriously, the negativity
in this house is unbelievable!
274
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:04,703
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
275
00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:08,473
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
Yo! Ad-rock! What's up?
276
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,775
Listen, I've given it
a lot of thought,
277
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,477
and I've decided
to officially acknowledge
278
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,646
that you won
the Barry cup.
The Adam cup.
279
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:17,182
Sure. Point is,
is I'm being a man
280
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:17,983
and agreeing that you won.
281
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,619
Now you be a man
and play me in ball-ball
282
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:21,987
so I can win
the trophy back.
283
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,556
Yeah, here's the thing
about that...
284
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:25,457
I retired.
What?
285
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:29,094
I've basically done
all I needed to do
on the ball-ball court,
286
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,996
and now I'm looking
to the future.
287
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,664
You can't retire
as champion.
288
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,765
It makes you
champion forever.
289
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:37,402
(INHALES SHARPLY)
Ooh, I guess it does.
290
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:40,071
Fine. I'll beat you
at something else.
291
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,840
Hockey, basketball, darts,
292
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,275
Uno, Clue, Battleship,
arm wrestling,
293
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,710
thumb wrestling,
real wrestling...
294
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:48,246
Just play me in something
so I can beat you in it!
295
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,782
Are you sure
you can beat me?
296
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,484
Or has the power
dynamic shifted,
297
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:55,387
and you'll never win
anything ever again?
298
00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:56,321
Are you serious right now?
299
00:10:56,323 --> 00:11:00,225
From now on, you're not
the big brother anymore.
300
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,159
I am.
301
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,595
I will always be
the big brother.
302
00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:05,764
I've grown 2 inches
this year.
303
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:06,965
How much have you grown?
304
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,199
I don't have
to answer that.
305
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:11,703
Get your affairs in order,
'cause from now on,
306
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,071
I'm the man.
307
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,340
Now... Leave me to my robot.
308
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,741
While Barry's anger
was heating up,
309
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:20,645
my mom's
perfect Thanksgiving
was cooling down.
310
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,113
(WHIRRING)
Dude...
311
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,649
(WHIRRING STOPS)
I'm so stuffed!
312
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,685
Wait a minute.
Where are you
coming from?
313
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,420
I just ran over
to Lainey's house.
314
00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:31,923
Her mom made the most
amazing feast.
315
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:33,825
I need to lie down.
316
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:34,959
Well, you better make
room in your body,
317
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:38,763
because this
Thanksgiving
is happening.
318
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,366
(INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)
319
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,568
I gotta be honest
with you, Bev.
320
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:46,237
I'm taking a lot
of body blows today.
321
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,674
Whole lot of body blows.
322
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,610
Apparently, in addition
to DeLorean discontinuing
323
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:55,246
their 24-hour
concierge service,
324
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,515
now it's impossible for me
to buy spare parts,
325
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,617
because the company
no longer exists!
326
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:03,488
Really wish someone
would have told me that
before I bought the car.
327
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,091
Point is,
I'm calling a cab.
(FLIPPING PAGES)
328
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,459
No! No cabs!
329
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,961
I just cut the turkey,
Marvin.
330
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:10,795
(DIALING)
Come on.
331
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,797
My mom knew her big
Thanksgiving thank-you...
332
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,965
(LINE RINGING)
Was going down the drain,
333
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,168
so she decided to use
every ounce of manipulation
334
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,370
and emotional blackmail
in her arsenal
335
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,107
to make sure
that didn't happen.
336
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,074
She was good cop...
337
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,409
I know you had
a lousy father
338
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,946
and your
childhood with Marvin
was very complicated.
339
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:31,216
I get it.
I am on your side.
340
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,550
She was bad cop...
341
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,986
I'm getting angry, Marvin.
342
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,921
You won't like me
when I'm angry.
343
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:37,689
She was guilt cop...
344
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,724
I am this close to
giving up as a wife,
345
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,292
as a mother,
and as a human being.
346
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,529
And finally,
she was the crooked cop
that just plain lied.
347
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,732
You know how prideful
Murray is.
348
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:48,867
He literally just told me
349
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,602
he wants to invest
in your company,
350
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,037
but he doesn't know
how to say it.
351
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,139
Marvin wants to
just move on
352
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,142
and forget
he ever mentioned
the business to you.
353
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,277
There's no reason to ever
bring it up again.
354
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,747
This is the check from Murray.
He wants you to have it.
355
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:03,181
But...
356
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,918
He also wants you
to never mention it.
357
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,953
Ever.
358
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,091
My mom had worked her magic,
and for a few minutes,
359
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,194
it was actually like being
at a normal Thanksgiving.
360
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,630
(LAUGHS)
So there we were, okay?
361
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,297
Connie Mack stadium.
362
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:23,434
Sandy Koufax just
pitched a no-hitter
against our Phillies.
363
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,235
He was unbelievable.
364
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,604
We run down from
the nose-bleed seats.
365
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,772
That's all we could afford.
366
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:30,041
You kids have no idea
how good you got it.
367
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,944
MARVIN: Sandy is about
to go into the dugout.
368
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:33,845
Suddenly, he turns around,
369
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,680
he looks at us,
throws me the ball.
370
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:39,250
No. He threw me the ball,
because I caught it.
371
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,487
(LAUGHS) He clearly
threw it to me,
372
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,889
which is why Dad made you
give me the ball.
373
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,624
Yeah, the greatest
pitcher of all time
374
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,727
from 8 feet away doesn't know
what kid he's throwing to?
375
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,696
Okay. Keeping it positive.
376
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,832
Uh, now's the time
in our dinner
377
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,867
where we're all going to
go around the table
378
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:59,704
and say what or who
we're most thankful for.
379
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,606
All right?
I'm gonna start.
380
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,141
I'm thankful
to be surrounded
381
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:07,612
by my beautiful,
loving family. (CHUCKLES)
382
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,246
Erica?
383
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,114
I can't even talk,
I'm so full.
384
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:10,782
Fine. Barry, go.
385
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:13,418
I'm thankful for the game
Hungry Hungry Hippos,
386
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,054
which is set up in the den
if anyone wants to play.
387
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,922
I am also thankful
for my family,
388
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:21,226
which I'll now list
from most to least powerful.
389
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,896
Dad, Pops, Mom, Erica,
390
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,297
me, Uncle Marv,
391
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,032
and of course,
dead last, Barry.
392
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,768
Why are you putting me last?
You can't put me last.
393
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,971
Can't I?
BEVERLY: Okay,
can we stop arguing
394
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,207
and start thanking
someone meaningful?
395
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,142
Someone who's done
a lot for you?
396
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,845
Well, I'm thankful
for a little woman
397
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:41,946
who's always
been there for me,
398
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:45,717
not just today,
but throughout the years.
399
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,217
Lady luck.
400
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:50,221
Without her,
the Cowboys would never
have covered the spread.
401
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,457
You guys really want to know
what I'm thankful for?
402
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,659
Of course.
Come on, don't hold back.
403
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:58,029
Well, I was
told specifically
not to mention it...
404
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,964
Oh. Oh, boy.
Uh, maybe don't.
405
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,332
Nah, I'm gonna do it.
Or not.
406
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,669
I am thankful
for my big brother,
407
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,904
who believed in me enough
408
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,372
to invest
in my cosmetics venture.
409
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,975
I what now?
Marvin, I thought we weren't
gonna talk about that.
410
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,143
Whoa. Stop right there.
411
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,379
We're investing
money in stuff? I'm in.
412
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,548
Oh! I love you guys.
(LAUGHS)
413
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,251
And...and you're gonna love
Lotions of the Oceans.
414
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,520
Real sea salt. Huh?
(TAPS ON TABLE)
415
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,621
Kelp...second ingredient.
416
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,857
I'm gonna go
get my samples
out of the trunk.
417
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:27,325
You're gonna love it.
418
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,860
So...
419
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:32,130
Anyone else
like to give thanks?
420
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:42,140
Okay, this is our brand-new
face revujenator.
421
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,708
I think it's rejuvenator.
422
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,644
Uh... I think I know
what revujenator is.
423
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,812
I'm the guy
selling the stuff.
424
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:51,082
I feel younger already.
We're gonna be rich.
425
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,583
I have the cup!
I'm the champion!
426
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,819
That's not how it works!
Give it back!
427
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:55,920
(LOWERED VOICE)
What were you thinking
428
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,122
giving Marvin money
behind my back?
I'm sorry.
429
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,857
I screwed up.
But for a split second,
430
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:03,528
I saw you two getting along,
and I know you were happy.
431
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,462
Fine, I was happy!
432
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,496
But that's because
I thought he'd grown up
433
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,865
and I wouldn't have to
take care of him anymore!
434
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,766
Okay! Here you go.
435
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,436
You probably want
to clear some space
out of your garage,
436
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,470
because you're gonna
get a delivery
437
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,206
of about, uh, 20 cases
of this stuff on Monday.
438
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,575
(NORMAL VOICE)
Why would I want
20 cases of that crap?
439
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,410
Because you invested.
Right?
440
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,678
That's...that...
That's the deal.
441
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,747
You...you peddle the creams,
and you recruit more people
442
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,816
to expand
your sales triangle.
443
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,850
Sales triangle?
444
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,353
Wait. Is this a damn
pyramid scheme?
445
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,422
No, no! Th...
There's 26 tiers
of sales, okay?
446
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,458
The guys at the top,
they make the most money,
447
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,493
and then it funnels down
toward the base
448
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,394
of the three-dimensional
triangle.
449
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:40,365
You literally just described
a pyramid, you idiot!
450
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,232
I see what it is.
451
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,401
I'm finally doing well
for myself,
452
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,168
so my brother, of course,
453
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,770
thinks it's some
kind of a scam!
454
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:49,007
Murray, stop it!
It's Thanksgiving!
455
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:49,640
It's a pyramid!
456
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,243
My face hurts.
It's burning real bad.
457
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,311
The burning means
that it's working.
458
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,714
It's working too much!
There's fire on my face!
459
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,216
Okay... Just wipe it off.
460
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,884
It's Thanksgiving.
Come back here!
That's my cup!
461
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,419
BEVERLY: Come on,
just wipe it off.
ERICA: Ow! Ow! Ow!
462
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,421
Come back here!
Come back here!
ERICA: Ow, ow!
463
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,023
I'm in a great deal
of pain now.
464
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,224
You know what?
ERICA: Get it off!
465
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,258
I don't care
what you people think.
466
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,627
I stand by my product.
(ERICA AND BEVERLY SHOUTING)
467
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,162
Then, uh, why don't you
put it on your face?
468
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:11,829
What are you doing?
469
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,799
You wanted me to touch
your face so bad in the car.
Get away from my face.
470
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:15,833
You're taking it
out of context.
471
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,902
Come on! That was
a different situation!
472
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:18,636
Oh, my God!
473
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,004
Get your hand
off his face!
474
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,906
it's Thanks... (BLEEP) giving!
475
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,509
No! Oh, my God! Ew! Ew!
476
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,311
BEVERLY: Murray
Oh, my God!
477
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,112
It was a sad sight
478
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,747
watching my dad and uncle
fight like children,
479
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:34,385
but even sadder was
that Marvin had to ask
for a ride home.
480
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,119
(PARKING BRAKE SETS)
481
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,889
I'm gonna send
a flatbed over on Monday,
482
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,390
so if it begins to rain,
483
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:43,461
please cover the DeLorean
with a tarp or something.
484
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:48,299
How's your eye?
Still a little sting-y.
485
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,201
(SIGHS)
486
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,703
You're right about me.
487
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:54,305
I'm a moron.
488
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,808
My car's a bust, I still
live in our parents' house,
489
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,509
and apparently
I'm too stupid to realize
490
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,979
that a triangle is the same
shape as a pyramid.
491
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,047
I don't know,
I just wish that once
492
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:06,050
I could do something
that didn't disappoint
you, Murray.
493
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,418
What do you care
what I think?
494
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,588
Are you serious?
You raised me.
495
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,190
I mean, Dad wasn't there.
You were.
496
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,093
You're the one
I look up to.
Well, don't.
497
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,661
I was just doing
what I had to do.
498
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,429
Yeah, well, you gave up
your childhood for me.
499
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,598
Don't think I forgot that.
500
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,033
I was glad to do it.
501
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,968
No, you weren't.
502
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:24,502
You're right.
503
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,504
I would have liked
to have gone to my prom.
504
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,373
Yeah. I'm sorry I ate
that detergent.
505
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,343
It just smelled
really good.
(SCOFFS)
506
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,913
Look, the point is,
it wasn't easy
looking after you.
507
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,747
But I don't regret it.
508
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,217
And the only reason
I call you a moron...
509
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,886
Is because I want
the best for you.
510
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:42,587
Really?
Yeah.
511
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,690
(SISTER CHRISTIAN
BY NIGHT RANGER PLAYING)
(INHALES)
512
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:46,891
Hold on a second,
all right?
513
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:50,394
Don't go anywhere.
I'll... I'll be right back.
514
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,462
Turns out
it wasn't the DeLorean
515
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,332
that forced my dad and his
brother to revisit the past.
516
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,834
It was my dad's
crappy old station wagon.
517
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,703
♪ Sister Christian
(DOOR CLOSES)
518
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:02,106
♪ Oh, the time has come
519
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:03,875
I want you to have that.
520
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:06,244
The Koufax ball?
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
521
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:06,844
I can't!
522
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,847
Take it. Have a little bit
of your childhood back.
523
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,951
Huh? We both know that
he was throwing it to you.
524
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,321
Get your butt in here.
525
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,124
Come on.
Thanksgiving's not over.
526
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:25,429
Hey. Can we talk?
No.
527
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,500
Listen.
528
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,236
After I saw
Dad and Uncle Marv
acting like morons,
529
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,572
I thought, maybe I will
give you that rematch.
530
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:38,376
Thought you didn't
want to 'cause you're
the big brother now.
531
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,110
Oh, come on.
532
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:41,646
You'll always be
my big brother.
533
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,881
♪ Motorin'
534
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,883
♪ What's your price
for flight?
535
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:51,422
For the first time ever,
my mom ended up getting
her perfect Thanksgiving.
536
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,790
We even made it to dessert.
537
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,160
Hey. Can I just, uh,
say something here?
538
00:19:56,162 --> 00:20:00,298
I think we should
give Mom a big thanks
539
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,300
for working her ass off
540
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,602
and bringing us all
together.
541
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,404
Whoo!
Hear, hear.
542
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,005
MARVIN: Yeah, Bev.
POPS: Hear, hear.
543
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,807
That's...that's not
why I do it,
544
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,042
but thank you very much.
545
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,411
It's nice to be appreciated.
546
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,681
♪ In finding Mr. Right
547
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,150
♪ You'll be all right
548
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,184
As for me and Barry,
549
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:23,721
a new era of ball-ball
had begun,
550
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,757
and it was anybody's game.
551
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:30,494
BARRY: He shoots!
He scores!
552
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:31,028
He wins!
553
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,464
ADAM: Ah! You didn't
say "ball-ball."
554
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,032
Damn it!
555
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:37,468
Okay, look me in the eye.
556
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,804
Are you positive
that you want to be a serious,
557
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,607
dedicated, professional
bartender?
558
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,242
Uh, maybe?
Good.
559
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,177
I dig the fire
in your belly.
560
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,111
Okay, rule number one...
561
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,815
Always remember, no one cares
what their drink tastes like,
562
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:55,253
as long as it's served
with flair and panache.
563
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,822
Huh?
Uh, that doesn't
sound right.
564
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,390
It's okay.
Follow my lead, okay?
565
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:03,094
(HARD ROCK PLAYING)
Ho! Hey! Cocktail!
Cocktail!
566
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,863
Hey! Who wants...
(BOTTLE SHATTERS)
567
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,164
What the hell's going on
in here?
568
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,900
Nothing. We were just...
Are you drinking?
569
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:10,534
No! I was just...
570
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,304
Get your tuchus
upstairs now!
571
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,773
BEVERLY: Move it!
(MOUTHS WORDS)
572
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,308
Uhh...
573
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,913
You're not getting
a thing to eat!
574
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,049
You ought to be ashamed
of yourself, Barry.
575
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,517
Just a few minutes.
Okay, enough of this.
576
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,687
My shoes are
soaking wet.
I don't care!